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If the agnostic Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [1] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Atheism and evolution essays

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Below are some humorous/satirical works on atheism and evolution:

Satires and humorous works on atheism:

The Silhouettes

Jobless evolutionary biologists. Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip Mum mum mum mum mum mum. Get a job!
Every time I think of the subject of atheism and obesity, I can't stop laughing! If you're so smart Mr. Atheist, then why are you so fat?

Please see: Prominent atheists weighed on the scales and found wanting

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Please see: Are atheists smarter than the average bear?

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Other satires on atheism:

15 year old Christian boy totally demolishes the "argumentation" of two adult atheists in debate. A definite must see VIDEO


Satire on Vox Day's website:


Satires and criticism concerning Richard Dawkins:


More instances of prominent atheists providing comic relief:

Because obese atheist pet owners are such poor role models, tragically their pets often become obese too.

In addition, when an obese atheist is confronted by spouse or family member concerning their obesity, they often point to their obese pet and say "Everybody is doing it."

Please see: Obese atheist pet owners

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Christian apologist JP Holding's satires of atheism and various atheists and skeptics:


Atheists providing comic relief - Videos:


Additional videos:


Miscellaneous:


Obese atheists and overweight atheists comedy and satire:


Contents

Atheist restaurant

You want proof and evidence that atheism is true? Nobody has ever asked for that at our atheist restaurant before. If you are seeking a full course meal of proof and evidence, I suggest going to the Christian restaurant down the street.

Please see: Atheist restaurant

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Interesting note about Hippocrates and New Atheists

Hippocrates, who was also against abortion, was an early advocate of the health benefits of exercise and nutrition.[2]

On the other hand, a significant proportion of New Atheism leaders, seem to lack a full appreciation of the importance of nutritional science, exercise science and the latest findings of medical science (see: New Atheism leadership's problem with excess weight and Atheism and obesity).

Humorous question of the day

PZ Myers, supper is on the table! Sooie!

How does PZ Myers know its dinner time?

Answer: His wife yells out Sooie!

A 2009 picture of a rather portly PZ Myers can be found HERE. Please note the generous amount of excess fat around PZ Myers torso HERE and how he is apparently unable to get himself off the ground without the assistance of another.

For more information, please see: Atheism and obesity

See also:

The transitional animal the flying kitty?

The transitional life form flying kitty.gif

For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty? and The Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era

Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert were obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. In addition, the time and the existence of the Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era is hotly disputed. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Evolutionists embarrass themselves - again!

The Journal of the American Chemical Society gives consideration to the notion of a T-rex in flying saucers and velociraptors with laser blasters and then pulls the journal article. See: ET-rex: dinosaurs on other planets?

It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty!

The dreaded Flying Kitty furball caught in the throats of numerous evolutionists

Conservapedia's satire of evolution which features a cat is definitely a hairball caught in some evolutionists' throats. Everyone knows the Flying Kitty is a thousand times better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There really is no comparison.

Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats

Atheism and marriageability

Atheist men, please see: Atheism and marriageability Avoid her mother's rolling pin! Convert or stay in the atheist closet forever.

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An atheist trying to stop Christianity and Conservapedia's challenge to atheist Penn Jillette


The atheist Penn Jillette watching global atheism burn.[9] Paralyzed with fear, he is afraid to debate biblical Christianity which is exploding in its number of adherents worldwide.[10] Please see: Debate challenge for Penn Jillette. Also, please see the video HERE.

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Atheism losing adherents in terms of the global population

See also: Atheist Population and Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

In 2011, the American Spectator citing research published in the International Bulletin of Missionary Research reported that atheism is on the decline as a whole in terms of adherents.[3]

The American Spectator declared:

“ The report estimates about 80,000 new Christians every day, 79,000 new Muslims every day, and 300 fewer atheists every day. These atheists are presumably disproportionately represented in the West, while religion is thriving in the Global South, where charismatic Christianity is exploding."[4] ”
Reverend William T. Cummings is famous for declaring "There are no atheists in foxholes.[5]

Decline of atheism in terms of global adherents is expected to accelerate

See also: Global atheism and Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Eric Kaufmann, a professor at Birkbeck, University of London, using a a wealth of demographic studies argues the decline of atheism in terms of its global adherents is an established trend that will persist for the foreseeable future and the rate of decline will accelerate.[6][7][8][9] In addition, Kaufmann argues that religious conservatism has a long term trend of rising and that their influence in the world will significantly increase.[10] Kaufmann is author of the book Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?.[11][12] In the Western World due to immigration and the higher birth rates of religious people, Kaufman writes: "Committed religious populations are growing in the West, and will reverse the march of secularism before 2050."[13]

Links

see also: Internet evangelism

Are you an atheist trying to stop the rapid rise of Christianity in the world?

Are you an atheist trying to stop the rapid rise of Christianity in the world? Please click HERE and HERE and HERE

3 things many women don't like

Spiders, snakes and atheism! [14][15][16] Most women do not like atheism! [17][18][19] Like the serpent in the Garden of Eden, atheists are often deceptive (Please see atheism and deception).

3 Things many women love

1. Jesus

2. Many American women love their kind and generous God fearing husbands who tend to give more to charity than the typical American atheist.[20]

3. God's creation the pony

Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win!

Women and girls throughout the world love ponies, but most women dislike atheism.[21][22] Ponies are often nicer than American atheists who typically give less to charity than American theists.[23]

See also: Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win!

Do most women like the New Atheism?

No. Most women don't like the old atheism either. Most girls don't like atheism period! [24][25][26] Discussion over.

Two atheist men talking

Bob: My new girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment.

Sam: Why is she doing that?

Bob: I told her I was an atheist.


Please see: Atheism doghouse

Naive evolutionists

Naive evolutionists

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Atheism and the internet

Many atheists are unhappy about the lack of success of atheism on the internet. Meanwhile, Christian evangelism is very successful on the internet. Could there be something inadequate and plain wrong about the atheism message? Hint: Yes!

Please see: Atheism and the internet

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Atheism egress department


Click below to go to the Atheism egress department:

Atheism egress department


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Are you facing a quarrelsome atheist on the internet or in your personal life? Is there a militant atheist trying to push his atheism on you? Send them to the Atheism egress department!

The atheist and evolutionist helpline

Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Scienceblogger Chad Orzel described the commentators on PZ Myers' Scienceblogs.com site Pharyngula, and other Scienceblogs.com commentators, as "screechy monkeys". Take the screechy monkey self-test. There is hope and healing available for atheist and evolutionist screechy monkeys.

Please see: Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Richard Dawkins and peanut butter

According to the National Peanut Board, American women and children prefer creamy peanut butter, while most American men prefer chunky peanut butter.[27] Richard Dawkins often has intense cravings for creamy peanut butter because he lacks machismo.[28]

Please see this video of Richard Dawkins gagging on some creamy peanut butter.

Please also see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Richard Dawkins and peanut butter

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Atheism is a clown

"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod [29]

Please see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it

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Curses! The "superior atheist intellect" has been foiled again!

I, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, handily won my debate with atheist Richard Dawkins according to the college student audience.[30] Richard was very upset afterwords and denied the videotaped debate took place. He also claimed I shrieked like Adolf Hitler which really makes me suspect he did not forget about the debate that he lost to me. I hate to say it Richard, but your "superior atheist intellect" was no match for me.

Please see: Richard Dawkins and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach

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Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

Richard Dawkins in his intellectual bunny hole which unfortunately is his native habitat. Please see: Instances of Richard Dawkins ducking debates and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

A messenger trying to give a debate invitation to Richard Dawkins can be seen HERE

See also: Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

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Militant atheism and short man's syndrome

For more information please see: Militant atheism and short man's syndrome

Is militant atheism positively correlated with shortness? Is short man's syndrome a causal factor for militant atheism? How tall is the New Atheist leader PZ Myers? He doesn't look too tall here!

See: Militant atheism and short man's syndrome

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An evolutionary "scientist" dressing for evolutionary success?

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Humorous quotes on atheism and evolution

see also: Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution and Atheism Quotes and Causes of atheism

Charles Darwin, Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin

The evolutionary racist Adolf Hitler wrote in Mein Kampf: "If nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such cases all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile."[34]

Liberals often display irrational anger when the evolutionary racism of Charles Darwin and Adolf Hitler is pointed out.[35][36] Are you angry right now? You maybe a irrational liberal.

See also: Evolution, Liberalism, Atheism, and Irrationality

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The brutal atheist Joseph Stalin was greatly influenced by the work of Charles Darwin who was also an atheist.[37]

Irrational atheists often deny the connection between atheism and communism.

See also: Religious views of Charles Darwin and Atheism and communism

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Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel

Logo for the shockofgod YouTube channel

See also: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism

  • I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.[38]
  • "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."[39]
  • "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."[40]
  • "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."[41]
  • "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."[43]
  • "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."[44]
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A question that causes many atheists to be upset

Because the atheist community is world renowned for its humility, charitableness, good cheer and tolerance (NOT!), Conservapedia created the article Atheism is a clown and it did not know it which contains a question that is quite upsetting to many atheists.

Who is the father of atheism ?

Jesus Christ founded Christianity, but who is the father of atheism? Atheism was such a colossal failure that apparently nobody wanted to take credit for being the father of atheism. 'Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan' says a proverb. And it is also quite telling that Charles Darwin was a closet atheist.

The popular Christian YouTube producer Shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father.

Satires of evolution

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

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see also: Satires of evolution

Below are some satires of evolution:

Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:

Ex-atheist testimonies

Videos on atheism

Atheism website resources

Watch a live or recorded Christian church service

Tips on choosing a Christian church

See also

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Postscript

When atheist Paul Kurtz was removed from a leadership post of an organization he founded, he described the event as a "shattering blow".[45] Would John Wayne have done likewise? Never! At best, "The Duke" would have said, "It's only a flesh wound." The Bible believer Chuck Norris would have done the same. The sad and ugly truth is that this is yet another example of atheists having no backbone!

Please see: John Wayne vs. atheist Paul Kurtz
If Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would more Asian ladies finally believe Richard Dawkins had more yang than yin? [11][12][13][14]

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The question that makes many atheist sad and upset: What proof and evidence can you provide that proves that atheism is accurate and correct?

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"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod [46]

Please see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it

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You want proof and evidence that atheism is true? Nobody has ever asked for that at our atheist restaurant before. If you are seeking a full course meal of proof and evidence, I suggest going to the Christian restaurant down the street.

Please see the satire: Atheist restaurant

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A crack team of atheist special forces heads out on a secret mission to find a single factual error in the Conservapedia atheism article. As you can see, what separates atheist special forces from regular ideological soldiers is their speed and their ability to think logically and creatively under mental stress despite their obesity related brain impairment.

Does Richard Dawkins have great debating prowess and intellectual courage and honesty? The answer to this question is no he does not.

Please see: Atheist special forces

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Richard Dawkins wearing his game face while thinking of material for his next new book. Please read this article and this article.

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Richard Dawkins in his intellectual bunny hole which unfortunately is his native habitat. Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

A messenger trying to give a debate invitation to Richard Dawkins can be seen HERE

Please see: Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

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Atheism and communism
A ravenously hungry Richard Dawkins supporter begging Dawkins for proof and evidence that atheism is true, but the bowl remains empty.

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The evolutionist and atheist Richard Dawkins definitely lacks machismo. An atheist telling himself that he has machismo can be found HERE "The wicked flee when no one is pursuing, But the righteous are bold as a lion." - Proverbs 28:1
An essay by the Christian apologist Dr. James Spiegel describes atheist Bertrand Russell as a "misogynistic and a serial adulterer; a chronic seducer of women, especially very young women, even in his old age."[47] Dr. Spiegel, stop sugarcoating atheist history and call a spade a spade! Please see: Atheism and morality
Atheism

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For 40 plus years, atheism has performed miserably in debates relating to science. In addition, modern science was largely founded by Christians. Atheism is an intellectual hobo when it comes to science. Here is a song by John Lee Hooker for your listening enjoyment: Hobo Blues.

Please see: Atheism and science blues

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A dog after returning from his master's joyless atheist funeral. Atheists go to an eternal place of suffering and punishment after they die.

Please see: Atheist funeral

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Atheists frantically searching for proof and evidence that atheism is true.

Please see: Atheists frantically searching

Shockofgod's challenge to atheists

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A flying kitty dinosaur

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Darwin fish meet the Question Evolution! Campaign

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Notes

  1. ↑
  2. ↑ http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/pe/exs190web/exs190history.htm
  3. ↑ http://spectator.org/archives/2011/02/28/thriving-christianity
  4. ↑ http://spectator.org/archives/2011/02/28/thriving-christianity
  5. ↑ http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0609D&L=ads-l&P=15696
  6. ↑ Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  7. ↑ Eric Kaufmann: Shall The Religious Inherit The Earth?
  8. ↑ Eric Kaufmann's Atheist Demographic series
  9. ↑ Eric Kaufmann: Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?, Australian Broadcasting Corporation
  10. ↑ Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  11. ↑ Shall the religious inherit the earth by David Kaufmann
  12. ↑ Early paper - Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  13. ↑ Early paper - Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  14. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  15. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  16. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  17. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  18. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheist_Population
  19. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  20. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_uncharitableness
  21. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  22. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  23. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_uncharitableness
  24. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  25. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  26. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  27. ↑ http://www.nationalpeanutboard.org/classroom-funfacts.php
  28. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Does_Richard_Dawkins_have_machismo%3F
  29. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  30. ↑ http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Judaism/2008/05/Richard-Dawkins-Shameful-Attack.aspx
  31. ↑ http://www.bartleby.com/63/79/4779.html
  32. ↑ http://forthardknox.com/2007/06/02/the-10-best-quotes-to-counter-an-atheist/
  33. ↑ http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/o/ottovonbis161318.html
  34. ↑ http://www.billmuehlenberg.com/2008/09/15/a-church-apology-to-darwin/
  35. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Social_effects_of_the_theory_of_evolution
  36. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolutionary_racism
  37. ↑ http://creation.com/the-darwinian-foundation-of-communism
  38. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  39. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  40. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  41. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  42. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  43. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  44. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpKs4oSBf0
  45. ↑ http://www.buffalonews.com/2010/04/18/1023513/redirecting-a-long-life-of-godlessness.html
  46. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  47. ↑ http://www.apologetics.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=469:the-causes-of-atheism&catid=96:bonus-content&Itemid=80

Atheist restaurant

You want proof and evidence that atheism is true? Nobody has ever asked for that at our atheist restaurant before. If you are seeking a full course meal of proof and evidence, I suggest going to the Christian restaurant down the street.

Please see: Atheist restaurant

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Interesting note about Hippocrates and New Atheists

Hippocrates, who was also against abortion, was an early advocate of the health benefits of exercise and nutrition.[1]

On the other hand, a significant proportion of New Atheism leaders, seem to lack a full appreciation of the importance of nutritional science, exercise science and the latest findings of medical science (see: New Atheism leadership's problem with excess weight and Atheism and obesity).

Humorous question of the day

PZ Myers, supper is on the table! Sooie!

How does PZ Myers know its dinner time?

Answer: His wife yells out Sooie!

A 2009 picture of a rather portly PZ Myers can be found HERE. Please note the generous amount of excess fat around PZ Myers torso HERE and how he is apparently unable to get himself off the ground without the assistance of another.

For more information, please see: Atheism and obesity

See also:

The transitional animal the flying kitty?

The transitional life form flying kitty.gif

For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty? and The Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era

Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert were obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. In addition, the time and the existence of the Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era is hotly disputed. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Evolutionists embarrass themselves - again!

The Journal of the American Chemical Society gives consideration to the notion of a T-rex in flying saucers and velociraptors with laser blasters and then pulls the journal article. See: ET-rex: dinosaurs on other planets?

It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty!

The dreaded Flying Kitty furball caught in the throats of numerous evolutionists

Conservapedia's satire of evolution which features a cat is definitely a hairball caught in some evolutionists' throats. Everyone knows the Flying Kitty is a thousand times better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There really is no comparison.

Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats

Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

machismo
If the agnostic Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [2] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Atheism and evolution essays

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Atheism and marriageability

Atheist men, please see: Atheism and marriageability Avoid her mother's rolling pin! Convert or stay in the atheist closet forever.

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An atheist trying to stop Christianity and Conservapedia's challenge to atheist Penn Jillette


The atheist Penn Jillette watching global atheism burn.[15] Paralyzed with fear, he is afraid to debate biblical Christianity which is exploding in its number of adherents worldwide.[16] Please see: Debate challenge for Penn Jillette. Also, please see the video HERE.

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Atheism losing adherents in terms of the global population

See also: Atheist Population and Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

In 2011, the American Spectator citing research published in the International Bulletin of Missionary Research reported that atheism is on the decline as a whole in terms of adherents.[3]

The American Spectator declared:

“ The report estimates about 80,000 new Christians every day, 79,000 new Muslims every day, and 300 fewer atheists every day. These atheists are presumably disproportionately represented in the West, while religion is thriving in the Global South, where charismatic Christianity is exploding."[4] ”
Reverend William T. Cummings is famous for declaring "There are no atheists in foxholes.[5]

Decline of atheism in terms of global adherents is expected to accelerate

See also: Global atheism and Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Eric Kaufmann, a professor at Birkbeck, University of London, using a a wealth of demographic studies argues the decline of atheism in terms of its global adherents is an established trend that will persist for the foreseeable future and the rate of decline will accelerate.[6][7][8][9] In addition, Kaufmann argues that religious conservatism has a long term trend of rising and that their influence in the world will significantly increase.[10] Kaufmann is author of the book Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?.[11][12] In the Western World due to immigration and the higher birth rates of religious people, Kaufman writes: "Committed religious populations are growing in the West, and will reverse the march of secularism before 2050."[13]

Links

see also: Internet evangelism

Are you an atheist trying to stop the rapid rise of Christianity in the world?

Are you an atheist trying to stop the rapid rise of Christianity in the world? Please click HERE and HERE and HERE

3 things many women don't like

Spiders, snakes and atheism! [14][15][16] Most women do not like atheism! [17][18][19] Like the serpent in the Garden of Eden, atheists are often deceptive (Please see atheism and deception).

3 Things many women love

1. Jesus

2. Many American women love their kind and generous God fearing husbands who tend to give more to charity than the typical American atheist.[20]

3. God's creation the pony

Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win!

Women and girls throughout the world love ponies, but most women dislike atheism.[21][22] Ponies are often nicer than American atheists who typically give less to charity than American theists.[23]

See also: Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win!

Do most women like the New Atheism?

No. Most women don't like the old atheism either. Most girls don't like atheism period! [24][25][26] Discussion over.

Two atheist men talking

Bob: My new girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment.

Sam: Why is she doing that?

Bob: I told her I was an atheist.


Please see: Atheism doghouse

Naive evolutionists

Naive evolutionists

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Atheism and the internet

Many atheists are unhappy about the lack of success of atheism on the internet. Meanwhile, Christian evangelism is very successful on the internet. Could there be something inadequate and plain wrong about the atheism message? Hint: Yes!

Please see: Atheism and the internet

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Atheism egress department


Click below to go to the Atheism egress department:

Atheism egress department


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Are you facing a quarrelsome atheist on the internet or in your personal life? Is there a militant atheist trying to push his atheism on you? Send them to the Atheism egress department!

The atheist and evolutionist helpline

Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Scienceblogger Chad Orzel described the commentators on PZ Myers' Scienceblogs.com site Pharyngula, and other Scienceblogs.com commentators, as "screechy monkeys". Take the screechy monkey self-test. There is hope and healing available for atheist and evolutionist screechy monkeys.

Please see: Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Richard Dawkins and peanut butter

According to the National Peanut Board, American women and children prefer creamy peanut butter, while most American men prefer chunky peanut butter.[27] Richard Dawkins often has intense cravings for creamy peanut butter because he lacks machismo.[28]

Please see this video of Richard Dawkins gagging on some creamy peanut butter.

Please also see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Richard Dawkins and peanut butter

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Atheism is a clown

"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod [29]

Please see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it

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Curses! The "superior atheist intellect" has been foiled again!

I, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, handily won my debate with atheist Richard Dawkins according to the college student audience.[30] Richard was very upset afterwords and denied the videotaped debate took place. He also claimed I shrieked like Adolf Hitler which really makes me suspect he did not forget about the debate that he lost to me. I hate to say it Richard, but your "superior atheist intellect" was no match for me.

Please see: Richard Dawkins and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach

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Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

Richard Dawkins in his intellectual bunny hole which unfortunately is his native habitat. Please see: Instances of Richard Dawkins ducking debates and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

A messenger trying to give a debate invitation to Richard Dawkins can be seen HERE

See also: Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

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An evolutionary "scientist" dressing for evolutionary success?

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Humorous quotes on atheism and evolution

see also: Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution and Atheism Quotes and Causes of atheism

Charles Darwin, Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin

The evolutionary racist Adolf Hitler wrote in Mein Kampf: "If nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such cases all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile."[34]

Liberals often display irrational anger when the evolutionary racism of Charles Darwin and Adolf Hitler is pointed out.[35][36] Are you angry right now? You maybe a irrational liberal.

See also: Evolution, Liberalism, Atheism, and Irrationality

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The brutal atheist Joseph Stalin was greatly influenced by the work of Charles Darwin who was also an atheist.[37]

Irrational atheists often deny the connection between atheism and communism.

See also: Religious views of Charles Darwin and Atheism and communism

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Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel

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See also: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism

  • I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.[38]
  • "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."[39]
  • "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."[40]
  • "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."[41]
  • "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."[43]
  • "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."[44]
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A question that causes many atheists to be upset

Because the atheist community is world renowned for its humility, charitableness, good cheer and tolerance (NOT!), Conservapedia created the article Atheism is a clown and it did not know it which contains a question that is quite upsetting to many atheists.

Who is the father of atheism ?

Jesus Christ founded Christianity, but who is the father of atheism? Atheism was such a colossal failure that apparently nobody wanted to take credit for being the father of atheism. 'Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan' says a proverb. And it is also quite telling that Charles Darwin was a closet atheist.

The popular Christian YouTube producer Shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father.

Satires of evolution

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

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see also: Satires of evolution

Below are some satires of evolution:

Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:

Ex-atheist testimonies

Videos on atheism

Atheism website resources

Watch a live or recorded Christian church service

Tips on choosing a Christian church

See also

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Postscript

When atheist Paul Kurtz was removed from a leadership post of an organization he founded, he described the event as a "shattering blow".[45] Would John Wayne have done likewise? Never! At best, "The Duke" would have said, "It's only a flesh wound." The Bible believer Chuck Norris would have done the same. The sad and ugly truth is that this is yet another example of atheists having no backbone!

Please see: John Wayne vs. atheist Paul Kurtz
If Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would more Asian ladies finally believe Richard Dawkins had more yang than yin? [17][18][19][20]

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The question that makes many atheist sad and upset: What proof and evidence can you provide that proves that atheism is accurate and correct?

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"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod [46]

Please see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it

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You want proof and evidence that atheism is true? Nobody has ever asked for that at our atheist restaurant before. If you are seeking a full course meal of proof and evidence, I suggest going to the Christian restaurant down the street.

Please see the satire: Atheist restaurant

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A crack team of atheist special forces heads out on a secret mission to find a single factual error in the Conservapedia atheism article. As you can see, what separates atheist special forces from regular ideological soldiers is their speed and their ability to think logically and creatively under mental stress despite their obesity related brain impairment.

Does Richard Dawkins have great debating prowess and intellectual courage and honesty? The answer to this question is no he does not.

Please see: Atheist special forces

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Richard Dawkins wearing his game face while thinking of material for his next new book. Please read this article and this article.

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Richard Dawkins in his intellectual bunny hole which unfortunately is his native habitat. Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

A messenger trying to give a debate invitation to Richard Dawkins can be seen HERE

Please see: Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

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Atheism and communism
A ravenously hungry Richard Dawkins supporter begging Dawkins for proof and evidence that atheism is true, but the bowl remains empty.

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The evolutionist and atheist Richard Dawkins definitely lacks machismo. An atheist telling himself that he has machismo can be found HERE "The wicked flee when no one is pursuing, But the righteous are bold as a lion." - Proverbs 28:1
An essay by the Christian apologist Dr. James Spiegel describes atheist Bertrand Russell as a "misogynistic and a serial adulterer; a chronic seducer of women, especially very young women, even in his old age."[47] Dr. Spiegel, stop sugarcoating atheist history and call a spade a spade! Please see: Atheism and morality
Atheism

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For 40 plus years, atheism has performed miserably in debates relating to science. In addition, modern science was largely founded by Christians. Atheism is an intellectual hobo when it comes to science. Here is a song by John Lee Hooker for your listening enjoyment: Hobo Blues.

Please see: Atheism and science blues

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A dog after returning from his master's joyless atheist funeral. Atheists go to an eternal place of suffering and punishment after they die.

Please see: Atheist funeral

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Atheists frantically searching for proof and evidence that atheism is true.

Please see: Atheists frantically searching

Shockofgod's challenge to atheists

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A flying kitty dinosaur

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Darwin fish meet the Question Evolution! Campaign

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Notes

  1. ↑ http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/pe/exs190web/exs190history.htm
  2. ↑
  3. ↑ http://spectator.org/archives/2011/02/28/thriving-christianity
  4. ↑ http://spectator.org/archives/2011/02/28/thriving-christianity
  5. ↑ http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0609D&L=ads-l&P=15696
  6. ↑ Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  7. ↑ Eric Kaufmann: Shall The Religious Inherit The Earth?
  8. ↑ Eric Kaufmann's Atheist Demographic series
  9. ↑ Eric Kaufmann: Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?, Australian Broadcasting Corporation
  10. ↑ Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  11. ↑ Shall the religious inherit the earth by David Kaufmann
  12. ↑ Early paper - Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  13. ↑ Early paper - Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  14. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  15. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  16. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  17. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  18. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheist_Population
  19. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  20. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_uncharitableness
  21. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  22. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  23. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_uncharitableness
  24. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  25. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  26. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  27. ↑ http://www.nationalpeanutboard.org/classroom-funfacts.php
  28. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Does_Richard_Dawkins_have_machismo%3F
  29. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  30. ↑ http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Judaism/2008/05/Richard-Dawkins-Shameful-Attack.aspx
  31. ↑ http://www.bartleby.com/63/79/4779.html
  32. ↑ http://forthardknox.com/2007/06/02/the-10-best-quotes-to-counter-an-atheist/
  33. ↑ http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/o/ottovonbis161318.html
  34. ↑ http://www.billmuehlenberg.com/2008/09/15/a-church-apology-to-darwin/
  35. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Social_effects_of_the_theory_of_evolution
  36. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolutionary_racism
  37. ↑ http://creation.com/the-darwinian-foundation-of-communism
  38. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  39. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  40. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  41. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  42. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  43. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  44. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpKs4oSBf0
  45. ↑ http://www.buffalonews.com/2010/04/18/1023513/redirecting-a-long-life-of-godlessness.html
  46. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  47. ↑ http://www.apologetics.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=469:the-causes-of-atheism&catid=96:bonus-content&Itemid=80
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