Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution

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Below are some humorous/satirical works on atheism and evolution:

Satires and humorous works on atheism:

Every time I think of the subject of atheism and obesity, I can't stop laughing! If you're so smart Mr. Atheist, then why are you so fat?

Please see: Prominent atheists weighed on the scales and found wanting

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15 year old Christian boy totally demolishes the "argumentation" of two adult atheists in debate. A definite must see VIDEO


JP Holding's humor on atheism:

Other satires on atheism:


Satire on Vox Day's website:


Satires and criticism concerning Richard Dawkins:


More instances of prominent atheists providing comic relief:

Because obese atheist pet owners are such poor role models, tragically their pets often become obese too.

In addition, when an obese atheist is confronted by spouse or family member concerning their obesity, they often point to their obese pet and say "Everybody is doing it."

Please see: Obese atheist pet owners

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Atheists providing comic relief - Videos:


Additional video:


Miscellaneous:


Obese atheists and overweight atheists comedy and satire:


Contents

Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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If the agnostic Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [1] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Atheism and cowardice

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The shortsighted, militant atheist Sam Harris advocates killing people for thought crimes

Atheist Sam Harris with Patrick McKenna.

The militant atheist Sam Harris advocates killing people for thought crimes. See: Militant atheism and short man's syndrome

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Sam Harris wrote in his book The End of Faith: “Some beliefs are so dangerous that it may be ethical to kill people for believing them”.[2]

Killing people for thought crimes. Militant atheist short man's syndrome! See: Militant atheism and short man's syndrome

This year's best atheist debaters

Please see:

Attention overweight evolutionists: Urgent message

The 20% of overweight people who are able to achieve permanent weight loss typically report doing it through engaging in high levels of physical activity, eating a low-calorie, low-fat diet, eating breakfast regularly, self-monitoring weight, and maintaining a consistent eating pattern across weekdays and weekends.[3]

Overweight individuals may need to decrease their computer and internet usage.[4] If you are an overweight evolutionist, turn off your computer now.

The transitional animal the flying kitty?

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For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty? and The Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era

Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert is obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. In addition, the time and the existence of the Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era is hotly disputed. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Evolutionists embarrass themselves - again!

The Journal of the American Chemical Society gives consideration to the notion of a T-rex in flying saucers and velociraptors with laser blasters and then pulls the journal article. See: ET-rex: dinosaurs on other planets?

It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty!

The dreaded Flying Kitty furball caught in the throats of numerous evolutionists

Conservapedia's satire of evolution which features a cat is definitely a hairball caught in some evolutionists' throats. Everyone knows the Flying Kitty is a thousand times better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There really is no comparison.

Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats

Charles Darwin, Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin

The evolutionary racist Adolf Hitler wrote in Mein Kampf: "If nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such cases all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile."[5]

Liberals often display irrational anger when the evolutionary racism of Charles Darwin and Adolf Hitler is pointed out.[6][7] Are you angry right now? You maybe a irrational liberal.

See also: Evolution, Liberalism, Atheism, and Irrationality

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The brutal atheist Joseph Stalin was greatly influenced by the work of Charles Darwin who was also an atheist.[8]

Irrational atheists often deny the connection between atheism and communism.

See also: Religious views of Charles Darwin and Atheism and communism

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Gallery of obese atheists

Gallery of obese atheists

Roly poly, not so holy


The fit and trim Christian Chuck Norris to serve as a means of comparison

Atheist restaurant

You want proof and evidence that atheism is true? Nobody has ever asked for that at our atheist restaurant before. If you are seeking a full course meal of proof and evidence, I suggest going to the Christian restaurant down the street.

Please see: Atheist restaurant

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Naive evolutionists

Naive evolutionists

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Atheism egress department


Click below to go to the Atheism egress department:

Atheism egress department


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Are you facing a quarrelsome atheist on the internet or in your personal life? Is there a militant atheist trying to push his atheism on you? Send them to the Atheism egress department!

The atheist and evolutionist helpline

Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Scienceblogger Chad Orzel described the commentators on PZ Myers' Scienceblogs.com site Pharyngula, and other Scienceblogs.com commentators, as "screechy monkeys". Take the screechy monkey self-test. There is hope and healing available for atheist and evolutionist screechy monkeys.

Please see: Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Richard Dawkins and peanut butter

According to the National Peanut Board, American women and children prefer creamy peanut butter, while most American men prefer chunky peanut butter.[9] Richard Dawkins often has intense cravings for creamy peanut butter because he lacks machismo.[10]

Please see this video of Richard Dawkins gagging on some creamy peanut butter.

Please also see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Richard Dawkins and peanut butter

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Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

Richard Dawkins in his intellectual bunny hole which unfortunately is his native habitat. Please see: Instances of Richard Dawkins ducking debates and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

A messenger trying to give a debate invitation to Richard Dawkins can be seen HERE

See also: Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

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Proof and evidence that atheism is low class

A National Public Radio reviewer of one of atheist Penn Jillette's books found the book "showy and assaultive" in terms of its use of profanity.[11] See: Atheism and profanity

Humorous quotes on atheism and evolution

see also: Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution and Atheism Quotes and Causes of atheism

Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel

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See also: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism

  • I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.[15]
  • "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."[16]
  • "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."[17]
  • "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."[18]
  • "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."[20]
  • "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."[21]
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A question that causes many atheists to be upset

Because the atheist community is world renowned for its humility, charitableness, good cheer and tolerance (NOT!), Conservapedia created the article Atheism is a clown and it did not know it which contains a question that is quite upsetting to many atheists.

Who is the father of atheism ?

Jesus Christ founded Christianity, but who is the father of atheism? Atheism was such a colossal failure that apparently nobody wanted to take credit for being the father of atheism. 'Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan' says a proverb.

The popular Christian YouTube producer Shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father. See also: An atheist nutter enslaved by Satan!

Satires of evolution

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

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see also: Satires of evolution

Below are some satires of evolution:

Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:

Ex-atheist testimonies

Videos on atheism

Atheism website resources

Watch a live or recorded Christian church service

Tips on choosing a Christian church

See also

Postscript

When atheist Paul Kurtz was removed from a leadership post of an organization he founded, he described the event as a "shattering blow".[22] Would John Wayne have done likewise? Never! At best, "The Duke" would have said, "It's only a flesh wound." The Bible believer Chuck Norris would have done the same. The sad and ugly truth is that this is yet another example of atheists having no backbone!

Please see: John Wayne vs. atheist Paul Kurtz
If Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would more Asian ladies finally believe Richard Dawkins had more yang than yin? [5][6][7][8]

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"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod [23]

Please see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it

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You want proof and evidence that atheism is true? Nobody has ever asked for that at our atheist restaurant before. If you are seeking a full course meal of proof and evidence, I suggest going to the Christian restaurant down the street.

Please see the satire: Atheist restaurant

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A crack team of atheist special forces heads out on a secret mission to find a single factual error in the Conservapedia atheism article. As you can see, what separates atheist special forces from regular ideological soldiers is their speed and their ability to think logically and creatively under mental stress despite their obesity related brain impairment.

Does Richard Dawkins have great debating prowess and intellectual courage and honesty? The answer to this question is no he does not.

Please see: Atheist special forces

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Richard Dawkins wearing his game face while thinking of material for his next new book. Please read this article and this article.

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Richard Dawkins in his intellectual bunny hole which unfortunately is his native habitat. Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

A messenger trying to give a debate invitation to Richard Dawkins can be seen HERE

Please see: Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

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A ravenously hungry Richard Dawkins supporter begging Dawkins for proof and evidence that atheism is true, but the bowl remains empty.

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The evolutionist and atheist Richard Dawkins definitely lacks machismo. An atheist telling himself that he has machismo can be found HERE "The wicked flee when no one is pursuing, But the righteous are bold as a lion." - Proverbs 28:1
An essay by the Christian apologist Dr. James Spiegel describes atheist Bertrand Russell as a "misogynistic and a serial adulterer; a chronic seducer of women, especially very young women, even in his old age."[24] Dr. Spiegel, stop sugarcoating atheist history and call a spade a spade! Please see: Atheism and morality
Atheism

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A dog after returning from his master's joyless atheist funeral. Atheists go to an eternal place of suffering and punishment after they die.

Please see: Atheist funeral

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Shockofgod's challenge to atheists

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A flying kitty dinosaur

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Darwin fish meet the Question Evolution! Campaign

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Notes

  1. Sam Harris on Killing People for What they Believe by Victor Reppert, Monday, June 27, 2011
  2. Long-term weight loss maintenance, American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, 2005 July; 82(1 Suppl):222S-225S.
  3. http://www.jmir.org/2009/3/e28/
  4. http://www.billmuehlenberg.com/2008/09/15/a-church-apology-to-darwin/
  5. http://www.conservapedia.com/Social_effects_of_the_theory_of_evolution
  6. http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolutionary_racism
  7. http://creation.com/the-darwinian-foundation-of-communism
  8. http://www.nationalpeanutboard.org/classroom-funfacts.php
  9. http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Does_Richard_Dawkins_have_machismo%3F
  10. National Public Radio [NPR) review of the book God, No! Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales by Penn Jillette
  11. http://www.bartleby.com/63/79/4779.html
  12. http://forthardknox.com/2007/06/02/the-10-best-quotes-to-counter-an-atheist/
  13. http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/o/ottovonbis161318.html
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpKs4oSBf0
  21. http://www.buffalonews.com/2010/04/18/1023513/redirecting-a-long-life-of-godlessness.html
  22. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  23. http://www.apologetics.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=469:the-causes-of-atheism&catid=96:bonus-content&Itemid=80
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