Essay: Blow The Nomination

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(To the tune of "The Locomotion")


The liberals have got themselves a song-and-dance now,
(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
They swear Barack’ll save us, if we give him a chance now,
(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)


He’s putting up a whole big batch of nominees,
It seems he overlooked their liabilities,
So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B”!


You've gotta dodge your taxes,
You know that you’ll attract Barack,
If it’s ethics that you lack!
Woah woah...


Hey, Geithner was embarassing, that caused some pain now,
(Come on, baby, blow the nomination!)
The scandals keep on coming like a runaway train now,
(Come on, baby, blow the nomination!)


So Killefer’s a tax cheat, but hey, who knew?
You put up Daschle—how ‘bout that? He did it, too!
So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B!"


Oh yeah...
Blow the nomination...
Blow the nomination...
Yay, yay, yay, yeah...


Your cabinet is shameful, it’s a huge disgrace, son!
(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
Name another criminal, disgrace the nation!
(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)


There's never been a job that’s so hard to do,
As finding honest people wearing Democrat blue,
So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B!”

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