Essay: Godless Britain is the fat man of Europe

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Professor Terence Stephenson in Measuring Up, a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC) called Britain "the fat man of Europe".[1]

A British fat cat.

In 2015, The Guardian reported concerning the United Kingdom: "Fat cats – and dogs and rabbits – are expected to outstrip healthy ones within five years, as pet obesity rates continue to rise across the country..."[2]
Another British fat cat: The atheist Stephen Fry holding a chocolate birthday cake.
The atheist Christopher Hitchens was a British citizen for most of his life. He infamously said "God is not great."

If you examine the flabby midsection of Christopher Hitchens in the picture above, you can't help notice the fact that Hitchens was not great in the physical fitness department.

Question: When is the last time you saw a fat Orthodox Jew? Never? The Mosaic diet is a healthy diet! See for yourself by clicking the following link: Orthodox Jews - Google image search.

Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Paul, Peter and Paul. All slim! A biblical figure is a slim figure! See: Jesus Christ, the apostles and the Mediterranean diet/Mosaic diet
According to Britain's Daily Mirror: "Fatty treats and junk food are to blame for a "tragic" obesity crisis for British pets, according to new research.

Owners are giving more than 10 million animals high-calorie foods such as take-aways, biscuits, chips and even alcohol, the People's Dispensary for Sick Animals (PDSA) charity found."[3]

A Eurobarometer poll in 2010 reported that 37% of UK citizens "believed there is a God", 33% believe there is "some sort of spirit or life force" and 25% answered "I don't believe there is any sort of spirit, God or life force".[4]

Britain is the birthplace of Darwinism. Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists and agnostics.[5]

In May of 2014, the British paper The Mirror reported that according to the British medical journal Lancet, British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.[6] In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.[7] See also: United Kingdom and obesity

For more information, please see: Atheism and obesity

Creationists misunderstand evolution? I don't think so, fatso!

See also: Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

Erasmus Darwin's "love of food (particularly fruits, sugar, cream and butter) was matched by his dislike of exercise, and by the age of 46 he had grown so corpulent that a semi-circle had to be cut out of his dining table to accommodate his girth at meal times."[8]

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines biology as "a branch of knowledge that deals with organisms and vital processes."[9] Although the creation vs. evolution issue touches upon a number of scientific fields outside of biology (for example, the field of paleoanthropology), biology is a key scientific field relating to this issue.

As far as the maintenance of personal health, one of the most basic vital processes related to human biology is eating and it is important that it is done in a healthy manner (see: Nutrition and Health risks linked to obesity).

Next time an overweight evolutionist tells you that you don't understand evolution, tell him that Britain, the fountainhead of evolutionism, has been called the fat man of Europe! Mr. Overweight Evolutionist, put that in your "you don't understand biology and science" pipe and smoke it!

Mr. Obese Evolutionist, if your so smart about biology and science, then why are you so fat? Too many "Is cheesecake fattening?" experiments?

For more information, please see:

Overweight, British evolutionists envy slim, African, creationist immigrants

African Christians clapping at an open air meeting.

Imagine how big Britain's obesity problem would be if the mass immigration of slim, religious immigrants hadn't occurred in Britain! See: Atheism and obesity

Clearly, Britain needs more African, Christian immigration and not less!



Watoto Children's Choir from Kampala, Uganda.

In 2005, there were four times as many non-Western World Christians as there were Western World Christians.[10]

The traditional African diet is healthier than many Western World invividuals' diets and Africa has some of the lowest obesity rates in the world.[11][12] In recent years, Christianity has seen a rapid growth in Africa.[13]

Many atheists live in secular Europe and China (see: Atheist population). Both of these areas have significant obesity issues! See: Secular Europe and obesity and China and obesity

Obese, British evolutionists envy the young earth creationist Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris endorses the Total Gym exercise system.[14]

Norris does not gorge himself on deep fried fish and chips. Nor does he feast on butter and jam drenched English crumpets!

In the United States at the present time, the greater the degree of irreligiosity in a generation, the higher their obesity rate is (See: Irreligion/religion, recent generations in the United States and obesity).

Chuck Norris is a member of the Silent Generation. The Silent Generation is the demographic group of people born in the time period from the mid 1920s to the early 1940s.

In 2007, WorldNetDaily featured a column by Chuck Norris concerning atheism and the internet which declared:

Atheists are making a concerted effort to win the youth of America and the world. Hundreds of websites and blogs on the Internet seek to convince and convert adolescents, endeavoring to remove any residue of theism from their minds and hearts by packaging atheism as the choice of a new generation. While you think your kids are innocently surfing the Web, secular progressives are intentionally preying on their innocence and naïveté.

What's preposterous is that atheists are now advertising and soliciting on websites particularly created for teens...

YouTube, the most popular video site on the Net for young people, is one of their primary avenues for passing off their secularist propaganda.[15]

Atheist internet outreach efforts, however, Ineffectiveness of atheist internet outreach and fattening as well (See: Internet atheism and obesity).

Obviously, Mr. Norris was born in the strong, silent and slim Silent Generation and not the social media addicted and more ungodly millenial generation (see: Millennials, irreligion and obesity).

And there is one thing for certain ungodly, British evolutionists, Chuck Norris does not gorge himself on deep fried fish and chips. Nor does he feast on butter and jam drenched English crumpets!

Montana: The svelt Jack Russell/Fox Terrier owned by a young earth creationist

A Jack Russell/Fox Terrier cross kept as a pet by an Australian young earth creationist. The dog's name is Montana.

Please notice how fit and trim the dog is.

As every young earth creationist knows, like kinds produces like kinds. Thin, young earth creationist dog owners, produce thin pet dogs!

Slim, religious immigrants prevented the collapse of London Bridge

Tower Bridge in London.

If it hadn't been for a large influx if slim, religious immigrants to Britain, surely London Bridge would have fallen down by now due to obese atheists related stresses on its structure!

Nannystate social engineering: British healthy towns. No donut shops?

One thing for certain, in the donuts vs. atheism war, donuts are clearly winning! Donuts are successfully attacking the soft underbelly of atheism! See: Donuts vs. atheism: Donuts win!

In 2015, Mashable reported:

Ten new "healthy towns" designed to get people to exercising more, eating healthily and live independently during old age are to be built across the country, NHS England announced on Tuesday.

The towns — comprising more than 76,000 affordable homes — will include fast food-free zones near schools, safe green spaces, "dementia-friendly" streets and accessible GP services.

Designed to tackle obesity and dementia, the towns will have a potential capacity for approximately 170,000 residents.

While some developments are already being built, others will not be completed until 2030, however.

A recent WHO report revealed the extent of Britain's growing obesity crisis, with figures suggesting that 74% of men and 64% of women will be overweight by 2030.[16]

Three predictions about British healthy towns

1. The zoning laws in British healthy towns will forbid candy shops and donut shops.

2. Not only will guns be forbidden, but knives will be forbidden as well. The lack of knives in British healthy towns is designed to slow down glutonous Brits at their supper tables.

3. The phrase "Willy Wonka" and the word "Umpa-Lumpa" will be banned in all British healthy towns.

Don't miss this picture with a caption!

Slim, Italian rowers in Venice burning calories.

Is it any wonder that Italians are slimmer than the godless British?

See also: Jesus Christ, the apostles and the Mediterranean diet/Mosaic diet.

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