Essay: Indian Christian culture is better than low class atheist "culture"

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Indian Christian culture is better than low class Western atheist "culture". Unlike atheists, Indian Christians have a great many songs including dance music. A very talented Indian Christian lady dancer who is thin and very graceful dances to the song Ayega Ayega which means "He will come", "He will come" and this alludes to the second coming of Jesus Christ. On the other hand, please see the overweight atheist Penn Jillette do the "walrus slide" dance move HERE! In addition, please see the article: Atheism and obesity!

Penn Jillette, like many low class Western atheists, has a penchant for profanity which precluded Conservapedia to cite him in our web page Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette.[1]

Atheist like to tout atheistic Sweden as some kind of atheist paradise and often do not want to talk about Soviet atheism. But what is Swedish culture most well known for? Swedish meatballs! Big deal. No doubt obese Swedish atheist men like to gorge upon Swedish meatballs during their obese atheist men circuit parties and their smörgåsbords (which are not to be confused with homosexual circuit parties which are also a public health hazard).

In 2005, a Swedish University declared:

Thirty years ago less than one in 100 18y-old Swedish males were obese and approximately one in 1000 was morbidly obese. Today more than one in 20 are obese and more than one per 100 morbidly obese.

The prevalence of obese young men has now increased to such levels that it may result in a major burden for the Swedish health care system.[2]

Atheistic Sweden appears to be getting plumper by the day.[3][4] Are Swedish atheist men gorging on Swedish meatballs to blame or are there too many atheist smörgåsbords happening in Sweden?

In 2007, it was reported concerning obesity in Sweden:

In 2002, 22 per cent of four-year-old girls and 18 per cent of boys had a BMI over 25 (overweight), compared with ten per cent for both sexes in 1982. Six per cent of the girls had a BMI over 30 (obese) in 2002 and four per cent of the boys, compared to one per cent for both sexes in 1982.

Amongst the ten-year-olds, 30 per cent of girls and 21 per cent of the boys had a BMI over 25 in 2002, compared to 14 per cent and eight per cent respectively in 1982. While five per cent of ten year old girls had a BMI over 30 in 2002 compared to one per cent in 1982, the level for boys fell from two per cent in 1982 to one per cent twenty years later.[5]

Of course, a major culprit to this health care crises is obese atheist men gorging upon Swedish meatballs during their obese atheist men circuit parties and smörgåsbords. According to the Gallup Organization, "Very religious Americans are more likely to practice healthy behaviors than those who are moderately religious or nonreligious."[6]

And of course, Christianity's major contributions to science paved the way for Swedish economic productivity (see: Christianity and science). Plus, any real culture that Sweden has can often be attributed to its Christian past.

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The major Biblical figures had slim figures and were not uncouthe overweight slobs

The prophet Moses authored the Torah. The Torah's dietary laws were not fattening.

Unlike PZ Myers and Penn Jillette, there are no reliable testimonies of Jesus, Moses, Elijah and the Apostle Paul ever being fat.

Also, the effects of the Welsh revival were profound upon Welsh society.[7] For example, "Men whose language had been filthy before learnt to talk purely. It is related that not only did the colliers put in a better day's work, but also that the pit ponies turned disobedient! The ponies were so used to being cursed and sworn at that they just didn't understand when orders were given in kind, clean words! The dark tunnels underground in the mines echoed with the sounds of prayer and hymns, instead of oaths and nasty jokes and gossip" [8] Also consider this: "The effects of the revival were awesome. There was a dramatic decline in drunkenness and bars were deserted each night while the churches were packed with worshippers. Dance halls, theaters and football games also saw a dramatic decline in attendance as a result of the revival meetings. The courts and jails were deserted and many policemen found themselves without work."[9] Of course, given the foolishness and impotence of atheism, there has never been an atheist revival.

3 important questions every atheist must answer

1. Who is more graceful? Svelte Bible believing Christian lady dancers or the overweight atheist Penn Jillette with his slick "walrus slide" dance move?

2. Who is more likely to appreciate the argument from beauty? Graceful Christian lady dancers or the overweight atheist Penn Jillette whose most graceful dance move is the overweight atheist "walrus slide"?

3. Although Penn Jillette and his slick "walrus slide" dance move was less graceful than Christian ladies, clearly the overweight and out of shape atheist PZ Myers attempting to gracefully ascend and descend the triceratops at the Creation Museum embarrassed himself more as can be seen HERE and also via this VIDEO. On the other hand, PZ Myers did scientifically prove once and for all that modern pigs cannot fly!

Question: Setting aside the shamefulness of atheism for a moment, who embarrasses atheists more PZ Myers or Penn Jillette? Before you answer this question please read Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette.

Learn Indian culture which is more happy and genteel than low class Western atheist "culture"

Indian family going to church.

As noted above, the first song/dance cited is Ayega Ayega which means "He will come", "He will come" and this alludes to the second coming of Jesus Christ. The refrain of the song is in the Urdu/Hindi language and the refrain declares: آئےگا آئےگا، سب کا مسیح آئےگا Ayega Ayega, sab ka Masih ayega. This means, "[He] will come, [He] will come, The Messiah of everyone will come." The dance being performed is a bharatanatyam dance which is a classical dance from southern India. Many Christians live in southern India. The Apostle Thomas brought Christianity to India.

Why most people have never heard an atheist dance song

By now you have seen Christian Indian dance/song videos. When is the last time you heard an atheism dance song? Never. That is because atheism is such a bleak worldview filled with depressed atheists (Please see: Atheism and depression). Another reason why the atheist community has not developed "atheism dance music" is that the atheist community suffers from a major nerd infestation (please see: 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd).

Low class Western atheist "culture"

Penn Jillette, like many low class Western atheists, has a penchant for profanity which precluded Conservapedia to cite him in our web page Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette. The Barna Group found regarding atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality.[10]

Wired magazine declares that atheist tend to be quarrelsome, socially challenged men

Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins, who has been divorced two times, is thin but he is a very abrasive man who often makes women upset.[11] Kind and loving Indian Christian men, on the other hand, have one of the lowest divorce rates in the world.[12] See: Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins and Women's views of Richard Dawkins

See also: Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins

Wired magazine made the observation that atheists tend to be quarrelsome, socially challenged men (see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women).

The uncouthe atheist Penn Jillette becoming more cultured and sleek through Indian dancing

As noted above, Penn Jillette, like many low class Western atheists, has a penchant for profanity which precluded Conservapedia to cite him in our web page Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette. Hopefully, the atheist Penn Jillette will read this section and become a more refined and cultured individual. Also, if he learns a host of Indian dances perhaps he will be a less unsightly atheist in the public square. It is a well known fact that Indian Christians have less problems with obesity than Western atheists. And while this is partly due to Indian Christians pushing themselves away from their dinner tables before Western atheists, it is also due to the fact that Christians have way more songs than atheists including many dance songs.

The closest thing to Western atheist "culture" is very sad

Be honest. Which would rather see? A graceful Indian dancer or atheist Ron Reagan Jr. dancing the ballet in his tights? Just admit it. The closest thing to Western atheist "culture" is very sad.

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The closest thing to Western atheist "culture" is atheist Ron Reagan Jr. dancing ballet which is very sad. Of course, the reason why Ron Reagan Jr. loves to engage in ballet dancing so much is because like all atheist men he lacks machismo (Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?). Since most atheists are not personally familiar with the concept of machismo, one of the definitions of machismo is an "exhilarating sense of power or strength".[13]

All true Christian men, on the other hand, have abundant machismo. The Gospel writer Matthew declares: "And Jesus came up and spoke to them, saying, “All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” (Matthew 28: 18-20 NASB). Also, Jesus told his disciples, "...you will receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you." (Acts 1:8). The Bible also declares: "The wicked flee when no one is pursuing, But the righteous are bold as a lion." (Proverbs 28:1). Of course, this is why Dr. William Lane Craig is not afraid to debate atheist Richard Dawkins and why Richard Dawkins is afraid to debate Dr. Craig. The Oxford University atheist Daniel Came wrote to Dawkins: "The absence of a debate with the foremost apologist for Christian theism is a glaring omission on your CV and is of course apt to be interpreted as cowardice on your part."[14]

While Penn Jillette certainly lacks machismo and has yet to publicly debate a Christian (see: Penn Jillette, don't just stand there! Do something!), at least Penn Jillette knows that real men don't do ballet and he focuses on more manly pursuits such as "Cha cha cha" dancing. If only Penn Jillette was more thin! Then, he wouldn't have had to resort to using a "walrus slide" during "Cha cha cha" dancing as can be seen HERE.

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Atheist Penn Jillette with fellow atheists doing "walrus slides".
During a visit to the Creation Museum, the evolutionist and atheist PZ Myers had noticeably greater difficulty than others climbing on and off a dinosaur model due to the fact that he was overweight and out of shape.VIDEO See also: Atheism and obesity and Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

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The reason why atheist Ron Reagan Jr. loves to engage in ballet dancing so much is because like all atheist men he lacks machismo (Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?).
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If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [15] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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Creationist Ken Ham often yodels when climbing up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum and he also yodels when engaging in mountain climbing. To the best of Conservapedia's knowledge, the corpulent PZ Myers does not engage in mountain climbing.

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Did PZ Myers' ascent and descent of the triceratops at the Creation Museum really prove that pigs cannot fly?

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The brutal proponent of atheism Joseph Stalin. See also: Atheism and communism and Soviet atheism

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