Essay: Obese atheists, you can't run and you can't hide!

From Conservapedia

With terrier like determination, Conservapedia will keep digging, until we find more prominent obese atheists! Obese atheists, start taking long walks now because we both know that you can't run and that you can't hide!

Obese atheists, Conservapedia has just begun its investigative journalism! Start taking long walks now because we both know that you can't run and that you can't hide! With terrier like determination, Conservapedia will keep digging, until we find more prominent obese atheists! Please see: Atheism and obesity

Physical and mental health related problems associated with being overweight and/or obese

Medical science research indicates that excess weight impairs brain function.^{[1][2][3][4][5]}

See also: Atheism and Mental and Physical Health and Atheism and obesity

Some of the medical conditions associated with obesity include: type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol and triglycerides, coronary artery disease (CAD), stroke, arthritis, cancer, sleep apnea, reproductive problems in women and varicose veins.^[6][7][8][9] In addition, medical science research indicates that excess weight impairs brain function.^{[10][11][12][13][14]}

According to the Mayo Clinic some of the symptoms associated with obesity can include:

Web resources for obese atheists

• Zone Diet
• Lose weight fast: How to do it safely by WebMD
• Total Gym (endorsed by Chuck Norris)
• The scale, friend or foe? by the Mayo Clinic

Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?

See also: Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?

Which atheist would win a Western atheists sumo wresting competition? PZ Myers or Matt Dillahunty? Judge for yourself! Below are pictures of atheist PZ Myers and Matt Dillahunty.

Pictures of atheists PZ Myers and Matt Dillahunty

PZ Myers

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Matt Dillahunty

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See also

• Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
• Evidence for Christianity
• A reply to atheist and evolutionist PZ Myers - satire
• PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum - satire
• Atheism and obesity
• PZ Myers vs. C.S. Lewis - satire
• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
• Prominent atheists weighed on the scales and found wanting - satire
• Obese atheist pet owners - satire
• Slim atheists' convention - satire
• Obese atheists heaven - satire
• Overweight atheists comedy and satire

Does PZ Myers have machismo? An upcoming essay?

See also: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

One of the definitions of machismo is an "exhilarating sense of power or strength".^[16] Does PZ Myers have machismo? An upcoming essay?

External Links

• PZ Myers - Christian rebuttals by True Free Thinker
• Obesity Linked to Changes In Cognitive Patterns
• As Waistlines Widen, Brains Shrink
• Physical Activity Self-Monitoring and Weight Loss: 6-Month Results of the SMART Trial
• Body-mass index and mortality among 1.46 million white adults

Addendum

The svelte Bible believing young earth creationist Chuck Norris endorses the Total Gym exercise system and not liposuction.^[17]

If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? ^{[18][19][20][21]} Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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