Essay: Obsessive "atheists" should have listened to Moses

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The prophet Moses

The are a group of so called "atheists" who are absolutely OBSESSED with Conservapedia. These poor souls have even had a condition named for them called Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder. Often, these "atheists" are particularly obsessed with Conservapedian User: Conservative who largely created Conservapedia's atheism and evolution articles. If User:Conservative makes an edit to Conservapedia, you can be sure these "atheists" know about it.

Now the reason I call them "so called atheists" is because they actually do have a god and unfortunately for them their god is Conservapedia!

Now all of this could have easily avoided if these obsessive "atheists" had merely listened to Moses.

God declared to the prophet Moses on Mount Sinai:

“You shall have no other gods before Me. You shall not make for yourself an idol, or any likeness of what is in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the water under the earth. You shall not worship them or serve them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children, on the third and the fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing lovingkindness to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments." (Exodus 20:3-6 NASB)

Gotta serve somebody

"You may be an ambassador to England or France You may like to gamble, you might like to dance You may be the heavyweight champion of the world You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed You're gonna have to serve somebody, It may be the devil or it may be the Lord But you're gonna have to serve somebody." - Bob Dylan

"Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist there is no God." - Heywood Broun

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Liberals obsessed with Conservapedia are like a dog with a bone. Their dogged persistence in thinking about Conservapedia, discussing Conservapedia and making forecasts about Conservapedia is quite prodigious and intense.

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Sadly, while rats are often smart enough to stop pushing a lever after it is repeatedly pushed with no result or with electric shocks, Acute Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder (ACOCD) suffers never seem to learn from their mistakes despite the inevitable quick rebuffs and occasional taunts for their foolish requests to edit the Conservapedia atheism and evolution articles.
If you think taking a bone away from a dog is hard, try getting a liberal with Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder to stop thinking about Conservapedia!

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Severe cases of Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder are often due to anger problems. Many atheists feel very angry when they find out atheism is a worldview for clowns.

Please also see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it

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evolution darwin theory
Charles Darwin suffered from psychoneurosis and it appears as if the events surrounding his advocacy of his evolutionary notions worsened his condition (Please see: Charles Darwin's illness).

In addition, late in Charles Darwin's life, Darwin told the Duke of Argyll that he frequently had overwhelming thoughts that the natural world was the result of design.[1] In a letter to Asa Gray, Darwin confided: "...I am quite conscious that my speculations run quite beyond the bounds of true science."[2]

Although Conservapedia did not exist at the time of Charles Darwin, it appears Darwin had some of the self-induced maladies that plague individuals with Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder today.
Atheists are often quarrelsome (see: Atheist factions).

Atheists with Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder often manifest aggressive anti-social behavior. As noted above, the bitten dog yelps the loudest.

Please also see: Severe Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder

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machismo
The word machismo and the phrase Olé! Olé! Olé! are often trigger words that can greatly exacerbate the symptoms of Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder. Evolutionists and atheists generally do not like to be reminded that leading spokesmen of evolution and atheism have dodged debates and lack machismo.

In addition, the fact that creation scientists generally won the creation vs. evolution debates when evolutionists did more widely debate is quite disconcerting to many evolutionists. For more information please see the essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Conservapedia's article Atheism and Debate.

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Liberals with Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder often experience a marked increase in the number symptoms they exhibit and the intensity of the symptoms they display when the evolutionary racism of Charles Darwin and Adolf Hitler is pointed out.[3][4]

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The evolutionary racist Adolf Hitler wrote in Mein Kampf: "If nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such cases all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile."[5]

Is your blood pressure greatly elevated? Are you experiencing heart palpitations? If so, you may have Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder.
Individuals suffering from Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder often have strong feelings of anger, hatred, frustration, anxiety, fear and dread provoked by the thought that someone, somewhere, is reading a Conservapedia web page citing facts against atheism, evolution, homosexuality, and liberalism.

These feelings can also occur when the Conservapedia web server is down and individuals afflicted with COCD cannot sit in front of their computer and rail at Conservapedia web pages that are particularly disheartening to them.

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Want to know what a liberal with Conservapedia compulsive disorder having his computer monitor snatched away from him sounds like? Please go HERE.

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Do you often worry and fret because you fear people are reading at Conservapedia what the medical journals declare about homosexuality and parasites and other diseases associated with homosexuality? You may have Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder.
atheism
Kim Il Sung was a communist dictator and an obese atheist who died of a heart attack.[6] Are you gnashing your teeth right now? Are you pounding on your computer monitor? You may have Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder.

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Are you mad that quite a few prominent atheists have been too prominent in unsightly ways? You may have Conservapedia obsessive disorder.

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Global population of Christianity exploding! Global atheism in decline

See also: Atheist Population and Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

In 2011, the American Spectator citing research published in the International Bulletin of Missionary Research reported that atheism is on the decline as a whole in terms of adherents.[7]

The American Spectator declared:

The report estimates about 80,000 new Christians every day, 79,000 new Muslims every day, and 300 fewer atheists every day. These atheists are presumably disproportionately represented in the West, while religion is thriving in the Global South, where charismatic Christianity is exploding."[8]

Decline of atheism in terms of global adherents is expected to accelerate

See also: Global atheism and Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Eric Kaufmann, a professor at Birkbeck, University of London, using a a wealth of demographic studies argues the decline of atheism in terms of its global adherents is an established trend that will persist for the foreseeable future and the rate of decline will accelerate.[9][10][11][12] In addition, Kaufmann argues that religious conservatism has a long term trend of rising and that their influence in the world will significantly increase.[13] Kaufmann is author of the book Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?.[14][15] In the Western World due to immigration and the higher birth rates of religious people, Kaufman writes: "Committed religious populations are growing in the West, and will reverse the march of secularism before 2050."[16]

Are you an atheist trying to stop the rapid rise of Christianity in the world?

Are you an atheist trying to stop the rapid rise of Christianity in the world? Please click HERE and HERE and HERE

Other resources

Growth of Christianity:

A severe case of Acute Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder

Give me my computer monitor back!

Want to know what a liberal with Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder having his computer monitor snatched away from him sounds like? Please go HERE.

Resources related to becoming a Christian

Christ in the Garden of Gethsemane by Heinrich Hofmann.

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian and Resources on becoming a Christian

Below are some resources on becoming a Christian:


Tips on choosing a Christian church:


Spiritual growth as a Christian:

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References

  1. http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/teleological-arguments/notes.html
  2. http://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/entry-2109
  3. http://www.conservapedia.com/Social_effects_of_the_theory_of_evolution
  4. http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolutionary_racism
  5. http://www.billmuehlenberg.com/2008/09/15/a-church-apology-to-darwin/
  6. http://www.moreorless.au.com/killers/kim-il-sung.html
  7. http://spectator.org/archives/2011/02/28/thriving-christianity
  8. http://spectator.org/archives/2011/02/28/thriving-christianity
  9. Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  10. Eric Kaufmann: Shall The Religious Inherit The Earth?
  11. Eric Kaufmann's Atheist Demographic series
  12. Eric Kaufmann: Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?, Australian Broadcasting Corporation
  13. [http://www.sneps.net/RD/uploads/1-Shall%20the%20Religious%20Inherit%20the%20Earth.pdf Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London]
  14. Shall the religious inherit the earth by David Kaufmann
  15. Early paper - Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  16. Early paper - Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
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