Essay: Penn Jillette's walrus slide vs. thin Indian Christian lady dancers

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Nothing demonstrates atheism and obesity like atheist Penn Jillette doing the dance move the "walrus slide".[1]

Unlike atheists, Christians have a great many songs including dance music. Indian Christian dancers seem to be fairly immune to obesity.

A very talented Indian Christian lady dancer who is thin and very graceful can be seen HERE And THESE Christian lady dancers are graceful and thin too!

On the other hand, nothing demonstrates atheism and obesity like atheist Penn Jillette doing the dance move the "walrus slide". Please see the overweight atheist Penn Jillette do a "walrus slide" HERE! One of the dancing judges said that Jillette was very heavy on his feet! Surprise, surprise!

In 2005, there were four times as many non-Western Christians as there were Western World Christians due to Christianity rapidly expanding in the Eastern World.[2] Many Eastern Christians are slim dancers and put obese and overweight Western atheists to shame.

Look at THESE two svelt Indian Christian men dancers, not a single overweight "walrus slide" dance move performed by them!

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3 important questions every atheist must answer

1. Who is more graceful? Svelte Bible believing Christian lady dancers or the overweight atheist Penn Jillette with his slick "walrus slide" dance move?

2. Who is more likely to appreciate the argument from beauty? Graceful Christian lady dancers or the overweight atheist Penn Jillette whose most graceful dance move is the overweight atheist "walrus slide"?

3. Although Penn Jillette and his slick "walrus slide" dance move was less graceful than Christian ladies, clearly the overweight and out of shape atheist PZ Myers attempting to gracefully ascend and descend the triceratops at the Creation Museum embarrassed himself more as can be seen HERE and also via this VIDEO. On the other hand, PZ Myers did scientifically prove once and for all that modern pigs cannot fly!

Question: Setting aside the shamefulness of atheism for a moment, who embarrasses atheists more PZ Myers or Penn Jillette? Before you answer this question please read Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette.

Proof and evidence that atheists are often uncouth and low class

See also: Atheism and profanity

Studies indicate that atheists engage in more profanity than Christians/theists and are more likely to believe that obscene language is acceptable to engage in.[3][4][5] Use of profanity by individuals is negatively correlated with conscientiousness and agreeableness.[6]

For more information, please see: Atheism and profanity

Indian Christian culture is more joyous and genteel than low class Western atheist "culture"

See also: Indian Christian culture is better than low class atheist "culture"

Indian family going to church.

As noted above, the first song/dance cited is Ayega Ayega which means "He will come", "He will come" and this alludes to the second coming of Jesus Christ. The refrain of the song is in the Urdu/Hindi language and the refrain declares: آئےگا آئےگا، سب کا مسیح آئےگا Ayega Ayega, sab ka Masih ayega. This means, "[He] will come, [He] will come, The Messiah of everyone will come." The dance being performed is a bharatanatyam dance which is a classical dance from southern India. Many Christians live in southern India. The Apostle Thomas brought Christianity to India.

Why most people have never heard an atheist dance song

By now you have seen Christian Indian dance/song videos. When is the last time you heard an atheist dance song? Never. That is because atheism is such a bleak worldview filled with depressed atheists (Please see: Atheism and depression).

Low class Western atheist "culture"

Penn Jillette, like many low class Western atheists, has a penchant for profanity which precluded Conservapedia to cite him in our web page Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette. The Barna Group found regarding atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality.[7]

Internet atheism and uncouth atheists

Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins, who has been divorced two times, is thin but he is a very abrasive man who often makes women upset.[8] Kind and loving Indian Christian men, on the other hand, have one of the lowest divorce rates in the world.[9] See: Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins and Women's views of Richard Dawkins

See also: Internet atheism and Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins

See also: Atheist factions

In 2010, the Christian apologetics website True Free Thinker wrote:

Scienceblogger Chad Orzel described the commentators on PZ Myers ' Scienceblogs.com site Pharyngula, and other Scienceblogs.com commentators, as "screechy monkeys."[10]

Richard Dawkins' battle with online fans

In February of 2010, the news organization The Telegraph reported Richard Dawkins was "embroiled in a bitter online battle over plans to rid his popular internet forum for atheists of foul language, insults and 'frivolous gossip'."[11] Vox Day pointed out that atheism is significantly less appealing to women and that atheists tend to be quarrelsome, socially challenged men. It is not surprising the online dispute was bitter. In addition, Richard Dawkins has a reputation for being abrasive.

The uncouthe atheist Penn Jillette becoming more cultured and sleek through Indian dancing

As noted above, Penn Jillette, like many low class Western atheists, has a penchant for profanity which precluded Conservapedia to cite him in our web page Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette. Hopefully, the atheist Penn Jillette will read this section and become a more refined and cultured individual. Also, if he learns a host of Indian dances perhaps he will be a less unsightly atheist in the public square. It is a well known fact that Indian Christians have less problems with obesity than Western atheists. And while this is partly due to Indian Christians pushing themselves away from their dinner tables before Western atheists, it is also due to the fact that Christians have way more songs than atheists including many dance songs.

The closest thing to Western atheist "culture" is very sad

Be honest. Which would rather see? A graceful Indian dancer or atheist Ron Reagan Jr. dancing the ballet in his tights? Just admit it. The closest thing to Western atheist "culture" is very sad.

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The closest thing to Western atheist "culture" is atheist Ron Reagan Jr. dancing ballet which is a very sad state of affairs. Of course, the reason why Ron Reagan Jr. loves to engage in ballet dancing so much is because like all atheist men he lacks machismo (Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?). Since most atheists are not personally familiar with the concept of machismo, one of the definitions of machismo is an "exhilarating sense of power or strength".[12]

All true Christian men, on the other hand, have abundant machismo. The Gospel writer Matthew declares: "And Jesus came up and spoke to them, saying, “All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” (Matthew 28: 18-20 NASB). Also, Jesus told his disciples, "...you will receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you." (Acts 1:8). The Bible also declares: "The wicked flee when no one is pursuing, But the righteous are bold as a lion." (Proverbs 28:1).

Of course, this is why Dr. William Lane Craig is not afraid to debate atheist/agnostic Richard Dawkins (Dawkins likes to flip-flip between atheism and agnosticism) and why Richard Dawkins is afraid to debate Dr. Craig. The Oxford University atheist Daniel Came wrote to Dawkins: "The absence of a debate with the foremost apologist for Christian theism is a glaring omission on your CV and is of course apt to be interpreted as cowardice on your part."[13]

While Penn Jillette certainly lacks machismo and has yet to publicly debate a Christian (see: Penn Jillette, don't just stand there! Do something!), at least Penn Jillette knows that real men don't do ballet and he focuses on more manly pursuits such as "Cha cha cha" dancing. If only Penn Jillette was more thin! Then, he wouldn't have had to resort to using a "walrus slide" during "Cha cha cha" dancing as can be seen HERE.

While Christian Indian men cherish their wives, many atheist men beat their wives!

See also: Sweden and domestic violence and Irreligion and domestic violence

Research suggests that irreligiousity is a causal factor for domestic violence.[14]

See also: Irreligion and domestic violence and Atheism and anger and Atheism and interpersonal relationships

The abstract for the 2007 article in the journal Violence Against Women entitled Race/Ethnicity, Religious Involvement, and Domestic Violence indicated:

The authors explored the relationship between religious involvement and intimate partner violence by analyzing data from the first wave of the National Survey of Families and Households. They found that: (a) religious involvement is correlated with reduced levels of domestic violence; (b) levels of domestic violence vary by race/ethnicity; (c) the effects of religious involvement on domestic violence vary by race/ethnicity; and (d) religious involvement, specifically church attendance, protects against domestic violence, and this protective effect is stronger for African American men and women and for Hispanic men, groups that, for a variety of reasons, experience elevated risk for this type of violence.[15]

A higher rate of domestic violence exists among cohabiting couples as compared with married couples[16] Atheists have lower marriage rates than theists (see: Atheism and marriage).

A September 9, 2012 article at Atlantic Wire wrote about the noted atheist John Lennon:

But people have mostly forgotten that Lennon was also physically abusive towards women. "I used to be cruel to my woman," he said, citing the lyrics to "Getting Better" in a Playboy interview near the end of his life. "Physically—any woman. I was a hitter. I couldn't express myself and I hit. I fought men and I hit women." In his biography The Lives of John Lennon, Albert Goldman also maintains that Lennon was guilty of spousal abuse.[17]

For more information, please see:

Secular Europe and domestic violence

See also: Secular Europe and domestic violence

Sweden is one of the most atheistic countries in the world.[18] In Sweden, 81 percent of women said they had been harassed at some point after the age of 15 - compared to the EU average of 55 percent.[19]

In March of 2014, the Swedish news website The Local published an article entitled Sweden stands out in domestic violence study which declared:

A new EU review of violence against women has revealed that one in three European women has been assaulted, and one in twenty has been raped, with the Scandinavian countries at the top of the league tables.

In the Scandinavian countries, in contrast, around half of the women reported physical or sexual violence, which researchers at the European Union Agency for Fundamental Rights said could have several explanations...

In Sweden, 81 percent of women said they had been harassed at some point after the age of 15 - compared to the EU average of 55 percent. After Sweden, which had the highest rate, Denmark, France, the Netherland and Finland all saw rates above 70 percent. The EU member state with the lowest rate - 24 percent - was Bulgaria.[20]

Sweden is one of the most atheistic countries in the world and the website adherents.com reported that in 2005 46 - 85% of Swedes were agnostics/atheists/non-believers in God.[21] Sweden also has the 3rd highest rate of belief in evolution as far as Western World nations.[22] See also: Sexual immorality and Sweden

Denmark has the highest rate of belief in evolution in the Western World.[23] In addition, in 2005 Denmark was ranked the third most atheistic country in the world and the website adherents.com reported that in 2005 43 - 80% of Danes are agnostics/atheists/non-believers in God.[24]

Finland was ranked the 7th most atheistic country in the world in 2005.[25] Finland has the 17th highest rate of belief in evolution in the Western World.[26]

France was ranked the 8th most atheistic country in the world in 2005.[27] France has the 4th highest rate of belief in evolution in the Western World.[28]

In 2005, the Netherlands was ranked the 13th most atheistic country in the world and the website adherents.com reports that in 2005 39 - 44%% of the Dutch were agnostics/atheists/non-believers in God.[29] The Netherlands also has the 11th highest rate of belief in evolution as far as Western World nations.[30]

For more information, please see: Irreligion and domestic violence

Dare to compare!

Atheist marriages vs. Christian marriage

Don't miss these pictures with captions!

Atheist Penn Jillette with fellow atheists doing "walrus slides".
During a visit to the Creation Museum, the evolutionist and atheist PZ Myers had noticeably greater difficulty than others climbing on and off a dinosaur model due to the fact that he was overweight and out of shape.VIDEO See also: Atheism and obesity and Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

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The reason why atheist Ron Reagan Jr. loves to engage in ballet dancing so much is because like all atheist men he lacks machismo (Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?).
machismo
If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [31] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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Creationist Ken Ham often yodels when climbing up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum and he also yodels when engaging in mountain climbing. To the best of Conservapedia's knowledge, the corpulent PZ Myers does not engage in mountain climbing.

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Did PZ Myers' ascent and descent of the triceratops at the Creation Museum really prove that pigs cannot fly?

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  1. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1184288/penn_gillette_dancing_the_cha_cha_cha/
  2. [Christianity taking over planet? http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=30077]
  3. http://www.barna.org/barna-update/article/5-barna-update/58-practical-outcomes-replace-biblical-principles-as-the-moral-standard
  4. The Science of Swearing By Timothy Jay and Kristin Janschewitz, Association for Psychological Science
  5. Happy Tweets: Christians Are Happier, More Socially Connected, and Less Analytical Than Atheists on Twitter Social Psychological and Personality Science 1948550613492345, first published on June 18, 2013
  6. The Science of Swearing By Timothy Jay and Kristin Janschewitz, Association for Psychological Science
  7. Practical Outcomes Replace Biblical Principles As the Moral Standard
  8. Dawkins drives Skepchick into feminism
  9. Divorce rates of the world
  10. http://www.truefreethinker.com/articles/pz-myers-and-pavlovs-monkeys
  11. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/7322177/Richard-Dawkins-in-bitter-web-censorship-row-with-fellow-atheists.html
  12. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/machismo
  13. Richard Dawkins accused of cowardice for refusing to debate existence of God, The Daily Telegraph, May 14, 2011
  14. doi: 10.1177/1077801207308259 ]Violence Against Women, Race/Ethnicity, Religious Involvement, and Domestic Violence,] November 2007 vol. 13 no. 11 1094-1112
  15. doi: 10.1177/1077801207308259 Violence Against Women, Race/Ethnicity, Religious Involvement, and Domestic Violence, November 2007 vol. 13 no. 11 1094-1112
  16. Demography. 2006 Feb;43(1):127-40. Why are cohabiting relationships more violent than marriages?. Kenney CT1, McLanahan SS.
  17. John Lennon and Chris Brown Have Something in Common
  18. Top 50 Countries With Highest Proportion of Atheists / Agnostics(Zuckerman, 2005)
  19. Sweden stands out in domestic violence study Published: 05 Mar 2014 08:3
  20. Sweden stands out in domestic violence study Published: 05 Mar 2014 08:3
  21. Top 50 Countries With Highest Proportion of Atheists / Agnostics(Zuckerman, 2005)
  22. Photo: Evolution Less Accepted in U.S. Than Other Western Countries, Study Finds
  23. Photo: Evolution Less Accepted in U.S. Than Other Western Countries, Study Finds
  24. Top 50 Countries With Highest Proportion of Atheists / Agnostics(Zuckerman, 2005)
  25. Top 50 Countries With Highest Proportion of Atheists / Agnostics(Zuckerman, 2005)
  26. Top 50 Countries With Highest Proportion of Atheists / Agnostics(Zuckerman, 2005)
  27. Top 50 Countries With Highest Proportion of Atheists / Agnostics(Zuckerman, 2005)
  28. Photo: Evolution Less Accepted in U.S. Than Other Western Countries, Study Finds
  29. Top 50 Countries With Highest Proportion of Atheists / Agnostics(Zuckerman, 2005)
  30. Photo: Evolution Less Accepted in U.S. Than Other Western Countries, Study Finds
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