Essay: Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience
The web traffic tracking company Quantcast indicates that Richard Dawkins' Asian lady viewership of his website is below average. The reasons behind this most unfortunate situation will be explained shortly and most satisfactorily.
But imagine how inadequate and embarrassed Mr. Dawkins must feel. The whole world can see that ladies have below average interest in what Richard Dawkins has to say!
Unfortunately for Mr. Dawkins, his fan base appears to have a significant number of quarrelsome, socially challenged males. In fact, in February of 2010, the news organization The Telegraph reported Richard Dawkins was embroiled "in a bitter online battle over plans to rid his popular internet forum for atheists of foul language, insults and 'frivolous gossip'." Given that Mr. Dawkins is a quarrelsome, socially inadequate man, the dispute must have been quite combative and bitter. Perhaps, even more disharmonious than Richard Dawkins' two previous marriages (please see: Women's views of Richard Dawkins).
Also, Richard Dawkins Hispanic lady viewership for his website is also below average and this is due to his lack of machismo. For those who are unfamiliar with the concept of machismo, one of the definitions of machismo is an "exhilarating sense of power or strength". Because Mr. Dawkins lacks machismo, he avoids at all cost debating strong debaters from the opposition.
Ladies have below average interest in Richard Dawkins! How did this happen?
Right now, Hispanic ladies are quite troublesome to Mr. Dawkins. Hispanic women constantly kick sand in Richard Dawkins' face when he goes to the beach because they are quite upset with Mr. Dawkins. The Hispanic ladies see the tough talking and outspoken Dawkins before the friendly liberal press, but Mr. Dawkins avoids at all cost debating strong debaters from the opposition.
In addition, one of the Hispanic ladies talked to some of her Asian girlfriends and now the Asian ladies are unfavorable to Richard Dawkins too. So Richard Dawkins recently had Hispanic and Asian ladies kicking sand in his face at the beach.
It was very sad that this spectacle happened, but Richard Dawkins brought it upon himself. And if this were not bad enough, the Hispanic ladies and Asian ladies talked to their Caucasian and African American girlfriends and now the entire female viewership for richarddawkins.net is below average and the whole world can see this! So unfortunately for Richard Dawkins, he is a weak atheist showman who cannot enjoy a day at the beach.
A note to kind and thoughtful ladies who want to see Richard Dawkins have machismo
The most unfortunate events above are no doubt most disheartening to kind and thoughtful ladies. No doubt you are wondering can Richard Dawkins gain machismo? Most definitely! The answer to this Richard Dawkins lack of machismo can be found HERE.
Conservapedia encourages you to phone, write and email Richard Dawkins concerning the solution to his most sad situation of being machismo challenged. And if you are in his neighborhood, knock on his door with a copy of this article and exclaim "Praise God! I have the solution to your machismo problem, Mr. Dawkins." And then hand him a copy of this article! If Mr. Dawkins solves his lack of machismo problem, he will thank you for years to come!
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