Essay: Science proves that atheists can't jump

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Science proves atheists can't jump! See: Sports performance: Religious faith vs. atheism.

Was there ever any doubt that atheists are a bunch of nerds who can't jump? See: 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd

Question: When was the last time you saw a militant atheist in the NBA slamdunk a basketball?

When was the last time you saw a militant atheist in the NBA slamdunk a basketball?

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Gallery of atheists who have had jumping challenges - See also: Atheism and obesity


Roly poly, not so holy


Atheism and homosexuality

Stephen Fry is an atheist and a homosexual. As you can see, he is not an expert at jumping high. See also: Homosexuality and obesity and Atheism and obesity

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The journalist Peter LaBarbera wrote: "Anyone who has researched the subject of homosexuality knows that many of the most staunch advocates of homosexuality are those who hold a decidedly secular outlook."

Question: When is the last time you saw a militant atheist who was a homosexual slamdunk a basketball an NBA game?

See also: Sports performance: Religious faith vs. atheism and Homosexuality and obesity and Atheism and homosexuality and Atheism and health and Homosexuality and health and Atheism and obesity

Atheists and neighborhood sports teams

Generally speaking, when scrawny atheist nerds are allowed to play in neighborhood sports teams, they will be the last person picked for the team. The same applies for scrawny agnostic nerds. See: Sports performance: Religious faith vs. atheism and Atheism and cowardice and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd

Atheists vs. ponies at future Olympic Games - Ponies win again!

See Atheism and marriageability !!!

Don't let atheism and the pseudoscience of evolution turn you into a screechy monkey![1]

See also: Global atheism and Atheist Population and Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Atheists and agnostics have lower fertility rates and global atheism and agnosticism are shrinking in terms of adherents and global market share (see: Decline of atheism).

Scientists have not determined if this is mainly due to the shortage of atheist women (see: Atheism and women) or because atheists have greater difficulty obtaining girlfriends and wives due to their deficient social skills and lack of machismo. See: The atheist and evolutionist helpline and Atheism and cowardice and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd and militant atheism and Atheist bullying

A shrinking pool of atheists and agnostics, means that there will be fewer atheists and agnostics in future Olympic Games.

On the other hand, through continued advances in breeding methods the supply of horses is expected to increase which bodes well for future Olympic equestrian events. Many women participate in equestrian events such as dressage. Due to the beloved status of ponies among women, Olympic pony events are expected to proliferate in future Olympic Games. See: Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win

Eric Kaufmann, a professor at Birkbeck, University of London, using a wealth of demographic studies argues the decline of atheism in terms of its global adherents is an established trend that will persist for the foreseeable future and the rate of decline will accelerate.[2][3][4][5] In addition, Kaufmann argues that religious conservatism has a long term trend of rising and that their influence in the world will significantly increase.[6] Kaufmann is author of the book Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?.[7][8] In the Western World due to immigration and the higher birth rates of religious people, Kaufman writes: "Committed religious populations are growing in the West, and will reverse the march of secularism before 2050."[9]

In addition, currently the Western World population is aging in terms of its demographic makeup, particularly in secular Europe, and it has been found that belief in God grows as a person's death nears.[10][11]

Michael Blume, a researcher at the University of Jena in Germany, wrote "Most societies or communities that have espoused atheistic beliefs have not survived more than a century."[12] Blume also indicated concerning concerning his research on this matter: "What I found was the complete lack of a single case of a secular population, community or movement that would just manage to retain replacement level."[13]

For more information please see: Atheist population

Atheists and bullfighting

machismo
Generally speaking, atheists and agnostics make poor matadors as they lack athleticism and machismo.[14] See also: Atheism and cowardice and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Sports performance: Religious faith vs. atheism

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Notes

  1. http://www.truefreethinker.com/articles/pz-myers-and-pavlovs-monkeys
  2. Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  3. Eric Kaufmann: Shall The Religious Inherit The Earth?
  4. Eric Kaufmann's Atheist Demographic series
  5. Eric Kaufmann: Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?, Australian Broadcasting Corporation
  6. [http://www.sneps.net/RD/uploads/1-Shall%20the%20Religious%20Inherit%20the%20Earth.pdf Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London]
  7. Shall the religious inherit the earth by David Kaufmann
  8. Early paper - Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  9. Early paper - Shall the Religious Inherit the Earth?: Demography and Politics in the Twenty-First Century by Eric Kaufmann, Belfer Center, Harvard University/Birkbeck College, University of London
  10. Belief in God grows as mortality nears, survey says
  11. [http://www.firstthings.com/onthesquare/2008/03/the-demographic-winter-and-the The Demographic Winter and the Barren Left
  12. Atheist: A dying breed as nature favours faithful
  13. Atheist: A dying breed as nature favours faithful
  14. Strength of Religious Faith of Athletes and Nonathletes at Two NCAA Division III Institutions
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