Essay: Science proves that atheists can't jump

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Science proves atheists can't jump! See: Sports performance: Religious faith vs. atheism.

Was there ever any doubt that atheists are a bunch of nerds who can't jump? See: 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd

Question: When was the last time you saw a militant atheist in the NBA slamdunk a basketball?

When was the last time you saw a militant atheist in the NBA slamdunk a basketball?

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Gallery of atheists who have had jumping challenges - See also: Atheism and obesity


Roly poly, not so holy


Atheism and homosexuality

Stephen Fry is an atheist and a homosexual. As you can see, he is not an expert at jumping high. See also: Homosexuality and obesity and Atheism and obesity

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The journalist Peter LaBarbera wrote: "Anyone who has researched the subject of homosexuality knows that many of the most staunch advocates of homosexuality are those who hold a decidedly secular outlook."

Question: When is the last time you saw a militant atheist who was a homosexual slamdunk a basketball an NBA game?

See also: Sports performance: Religious faith vs. atheism and Homosexuality and obesity and Atheism and homosexuality and Atheism and health and Homosexuality and health and Atheism and obesity

Atheists and neighborhood sports teams

Generally speaking, when scrawny atheist nerds are allowed to play in neighborhood sports teams, they will be the last person picked for the team. The same applies for scrawny agnostic nerds. See: Sports performance: Religious faith vs. atheism and Atheism and cowardice and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd

Atheists and bullfighting

machismo
Generally speaking, atheists and agnostics make poor matadors as they lack athleticism and machismo.[1] See also: Atheism and cowardice and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? and Sports performance: Religious faith vs. atheism

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