Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?

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In your examination of the flying kitty, please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert is obviously the work of intelligent design.

Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim.

For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

Are there flying kitties? Any evolutionist imagination involved?

Concerning pictures of the supposed ancestors of man featured in science journals and the news media, Boyce Rensberger wrote in the journal Science:

Unfortunately, the vast majority of artist's conceptions are based more on imagination than on evidence. But a handful of expert natural-history artists begin with the fossil bones of a hominid and work from there…. Much of the reconstruction, however, is guesswork. Bones say nothing about the fleshy parts of the nose, lips, or ears. Artists must create something between an ape and a human being; the older the specimen is said to be, the more apelike they make it.... Hairiness is a matter of pure conjecture.[1][2]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had

At London South Bank University, images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster have been banned.[3]

According to Google trends data, public interest in the Flying Spaghetti Monster has fallen - as has interest in evolutionary ideas.[4] Meanwhile, global creationism is growing.

See also: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had

Rory Fenton, who is the president of the National Federation of Atheist, Humanist and Secular Student Societies (AHS) declared in 2014:[5]

"...at London South Bank University our members were told they could not invite speakers who criticised religion at all, or even engage religious societies in debates, putting joining the South Bank Atheist Society on a par with joining the BNP. This February the same university banned images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a satirical deity in which nobody believes, on the grounds that they were "religiously offensive".[6]

Muslims were offended by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.[7]

Evidently, the demons that run the religions of atheism and evolution are weaker than the demon who runs the religion of Islam! No more Flying Spaghetti Monster for you godless, English, university students! See also: Desecularization of Britain in the 21st century

The atheist philosopher of science Michael Ruse said "Evolution is a religion. This was true of evolution in the beginning, and it is true of evolution still today."[8] In the their Question evolution! campaign, Creation Ministries International asserts that evolution is a religion.[9]

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Google trend data for the term Flying Spaghetti Monster

As you can see, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had! Meanwhile, global creationism is growing rapidly.

By the way evolutionists, the Flying Kitty is quite pleased that worldwide searches for the term "cat" is WAY UP at a popular search engine beginning with a G!

More bad news for Flying Spaghetti Monster fans

Kenneth R. Miller's number one argument in the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial has been shot down as the beta-globin pseudogene appears to be functional.[10]

Google trend data: Worldwide interest in evolutionary ideas has fallen

Decline of global atheism

Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists and agnostics (see also: Causes of evolutionary belief)[11]

On July 24, 2013, CNS News reported:

Atheism is in decline worldwide, with the number of atheists falling from 4.5% of the world’s population in 1970 to 2.0% in 2010 and projected to drop to 1.8% by 2020, according to a new report by the Center for the Study of Global Christianity at Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary in South Hamilton, Mass."[12]

On December 23, 2012, Professor Eric Kaufmann who teaches at Birbeck College, University of London wrote:

I argue that 97% of the world's population growth is taking place in the developing world, where 95% of people are religious.

On the other hand, the secular West and East Asia has very low fertility and a rapidly aging population. The demographic disparity between the religious, growing global South and the aging, secular global North will peak around 2050. In the coming decades, the developed world's demand for workers to pay its pensions and work in its service sector will soar alongside the booming supply of young people in the third world. Ergo, we can expect significant immigration to the secular West which will import religious revival on the back of ethnic change. In addition, those with religious beliefs tend to have higher birth rates than the secular population, with fundamentalists having far larger families. The epicentre of these trends will be in immigration gateway cities like New York (a third white), Amsterdam (half Dutch), Los Angeles (28% white), and London, 45% white British. [13]

Kaufmann told a secular audience in Australia: "The trends that are happening worldwide inevitably in an age of globalization are going to affect us."[14]

See also: Decline of global atheism and Desecularization

Evolutionists embarrass themselves - again!

The Journal of the American Chemical Society gives consideration to the notion of a T-rex in flying saucers and velociraptors with laser blasters and then pulls the journal article. See: ET-rex: dinosaurs on other planets?

It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty!

God's amazing cat trick

God's amazing cat trick

Evolutionists can't explain how cats evolved the ability to drink milk without wetting their chins.

Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

(photo obtained from Flickr, see license agreement)

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Other transitional animals alleged by evolutionists?

Flying kitty missing links

see: Lack of any clear transitional forms for flying kitties

How fish evolved out - an ironic tale

The dreaded Flying Kitty furball caught in the throats of numerous evolutionists

Conservapedia's satire of evolution which features a flying cat is a hairball which certainly appears to be caught is some evolutionists' throats! Everyone knows the Flying Kitty is a thousand times better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There really is no comparison.

Collection of atheist fat cat articles

Flying Animal Zoo Exhibit

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A flying kitty dinosaur

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Richard Dawkins vs. the Flying Kitty

People are flocking to the Flying Kitty web page and the excitement is raging! Richard Dawkins is quite jealous of the Flying Kitty who is adored and beloved by women worldwide. The web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that Richard Dawkins' lady viewership is below average which is quite embarrassing to Richard Dawkins.[1][2] See: Richard Dawkins and women and Elevatorgate

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Obama, you are so jealous of the Flying Kitty! He is growing in popularity and you are not!

Flying Kitty Series


For more information please see: The Flying Kitty series

The Flying Kitty Squadron

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The Flying Kitty Air Force

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References

  1. Frank Sherwin, M.A., "Human Evolution" An Update
  2. Bert Thompson, P.H.D. and Brad Harrub, P.H.D., 15 Answers to John Rennie and Scientific American's Nonsense
  3. Why are British Student Unions imposing Islamic rules?
  4. *Flying Spaghetti Monster - Google trends data worldwide
  5. Atheist students must fight back
  6. Why are British Student Unions imposing Islamic rules?
  7. Why are British Student Unions imposing Islamic rules?
  8. Ruse, M., How evolution became a religion: creationists correct? National Post, pp. B1,B3,B7 May 13, 2000.
  9. 15 questions for evolutionists
  10. Kenneth R. Miller's number one argument in the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial has been shot down as the beta-globin pseudogene appears to be functional.
  11. Global Study: Atheists in Decline, Only 1.8% of World Population by 2020
  12. 97% of the world's population growth is taking place in the developing world, where 95% of people are religious, Tuesday, April 30, 2013
  13. Shall the religious inherit the earth