Essay: Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?

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Which atheist would win a Western atheists sumo wresting competition? PZ Myers or Matt Dillahunty? Judge for yourself! Below are pictures of atheists PZ Myers and Matt Dillahunty. Please also see: Atheism and obesity

Pictures of overweight atheists PZ Myers and Matt Dillahunty

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

PZ Myers appears to have a problem with intellectual slothfulness^[1] and perhaps his slothfulness applies to his "exercise habits" as well. As of December 26, 2010, Conservapedia is not aware of PZ Myers endorsing any exercise equipment.

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Matt Dillahunty

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Western atheists sumo wrestling match to benefit charity and build the first atheist hospital

The popular Christian YouTube channel shockofgod suggests that PZ Myers and Matt Dillahunty should do a Western atheists sumo wrestling match to benefit charity and build the very first atheist hospital.^[2]

PZ Myers, suppers on the table! Sooie!

Humorous question of the day

How does PZ Myers know its dinner time?

Answer: His wife yells out Sooie!

Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

See also: Atheism and obesity and Atheism and Mental and Physical Health

Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists.^[3]

A list of evolutionists who who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese can be found here:

Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

Medical problems associated with being overweight and/or obese

Medical science research indicates that excess weight impairs brain function.^[4]

See also: Atheism and Mental and Physical Health

Some of the medical conditions associated with obesity include: type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol and triglycerides, coronary artery disease (CAD), stroke, arthritis, cancer, sleep apnea, reproductive problems in women and varicose veins.^[5] In addition, medical science research indicates that excess weight impairs brain function.^[6]

According to the Mayo Clinic some of the symptoms associated with obesity can include:

Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists.^[8] Concerning the issue of depression, atheists do have higher rates of suicide than the general population.

See also

• Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
• Evidence for Christianity
• Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course
• PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum - satire
• Essay: A reply to atheist and evolutionist PZ Myers - Satire
• PZ Myers vs. C.S. Lewis - satire
• If you're so smart PZ Myers, then why are you so fat? - satire
• Atheism and obesity
• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
• A reply to atheist and evolutionist PZ Myers - satire
• Prominent atheists weighed on the scales and found wanting - satire
• Obese atheist pet owners - satire
• Slim atheists' convention - satire
• Obese atheists heaven - satire
• Overweight atheists comedy and satire

External Links

• PZ Myers - Christian rebuttals by True Free Thinker
• 15 year old Christian boy debates Matt Dillahunty and another atheist
• Obesity Linked to Changes In Cognitive Patterns
• As Waistlines Widen, Brains Shrink
• Physical Activity Self-Monitoring and Weight Loss: 6-Month Results of the SMART Trial
• Body-mass index and mortality among 1.46 million white adults

Sumo Wrestling:

• Could you be a sumo wrestler? by the evolutionists at National Geographic

Addendum

The svelte Bible believing young earth creationist Chuck Norris endorses the Total Gym exercise system and not liposuction.^[9]

If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? ^{[10][11][12][13]} Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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