Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution

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Below are some humorous quotes about atheism and evolution:

Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel

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See also: shockofgod and Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution

  • I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.[5]
  • "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."[6]
  • "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."[7]
  • "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."[8]
  • "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."[10]
  • "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."[11]

See also

References

  1. http://www.bartleby.com/63/79/4779.html
  2. http://forthardknox.com/2007/06/02/the-10-best-quotes-to-counter-an-atheist/
  3. Richard Dawkins is upset that the public does not like him
  4. http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/o/ottovonbis161318.html
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpKs4oSBf0
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