I'm here, I like good beer, deal with it.
Beers in good standing:
Pabst (sometimes you only have $1.50 and you want a tall can, there's only one beer who'll give you a hand(ful))
Beers of ill-repute: Any and all lite beers
Also, I found out that there's a JakeW on wikipedia. I'm not him.
I'm a Christian-Conservative