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Revision as of 22:04, February 8, 2011

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

PZ Myers appears to have a problem with intellectual slothfulness[1] and perhaps his slothfulness applies to his "exercise habits" as well. As of December 26, 2010, Conservapedia is not aware of PZ Myers endorsing any exercise equipment.

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The overweight atheist and evolutionist PZ Myers being assisted on and off the triceratops at the Creation Museum can be seen HERE

If PZ Myers were thinner and sprier, he would have needed no assistance! Evidently, the atheist and evolutionist community is quite aware that PZ Myers is fat and out of shape!

The creationist Ken Ham, who is a big believer in medical science and exercise science and is much thinner than PZ Myers, climbs up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum all by himself!

On the other hand, PZ Myers laborious ascent and descent of the triceratops at the Creation Museum did scientifically prove once and for all that pigs cannot fly!

Question: What is the difference between PZ Myers and a cephalopod?

Answer: Cephalopods are able to move fast. They are able to fly distances of up to 50 meters.

PZ Myers and health issues

A 2010 picture taken in Australia shows PZ Myers drinking ale/beer and he had excess weight in his abdominal area.[2] In 2010, PZ Myers had health problems related to his heart.[3] In addition, medical science research indicates that excess weight impairs brain function.[4][5] Given PZ Myers' biological training and the wide dissemination of the health effects of being overweight in terms of cardiovascular health and brain function, it is unfortunate that preventative medicine was not used in greater measure in terms of his health.[6][7][8] PZ Myers' inattention to diligently implementing the recommendations of medical science is not entirely surprising given his vehement advocacy of evolutionary pseudoscience. There have been a number of notable evolutionists who have been overweight.

PZ Myers, supper is on the table! Sooie!

Humorous question of the day

How does PZ Myers know its dinner time?

Answer: His wife yells out Sooie!

Myers and the Obese Olympics triceratops climbing event

PZ Myers believes the Olympics unfairly discriminates against obese people. As a result, he has started the "Obese Olympics". Myers plans on representing America in the triceratops climbing event.

Many believe Myers launched the Obese Olympics because he kept on being bested by Ken Ham in triceratops climbing and Ham refused to give allow handicap scoring or allow team triceratops climbing which allows team members to give obese contestants assistance.

Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

See also: Atheism and obesity and Atheism and Mental and Physical Health

Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists.[9]

A list of evolutionists who who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese can be found here:

Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

PZ Myers evolved into a pig - Part II

Pictures with captions

Ken Ham often yodels when climbing up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum and he also yodels when engaging in mountain climbing. To the best of Conservapedia's knowledge, the corpulent PZ Myers does not engage in mountain climbing.

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Did PZ Myers' ascent and descent of the triceratops at the Creation Museum really prove that pigs cannot fly?

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The current scientific consensus is that PZ Myers eats more food per day than the ancient triceratops commonly did. That is one of the reasons why PZ Myers had some difficulty climbing up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum. [10]

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Realizing the PZ Myers would probably someday visit the Creation Museum, the southern architectural team extended southern hospitality and designed the Creation Museum with extra wide doors.
machismo
If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [11][12][13][14] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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The svelte Bible believing young earth creationist Chuck Norris endorses the Total Gym exercise system and not liposuction.[15]

Physical and mental health related problems associated with being overweight and/or obese

See also: Atheism and obesity and Atheism and Mental and Physical Health

Some of the medical conditions associated with obesity include: type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol and triglycerides, coronary artery disease (CAD), stroke, arthritis, cancer, sleep apnea, reproductive problems in women and varicose veins.[16][17][18][19] In addition, medical research indicates that excess weight impairs mental function.[20][21][22][23][24]

Medical research indicates that excess weight impairs brain function.[25][26][27][28][29]

According to the Mayo Clinic some of the symptoms associated with obesity can include:

“
  • Difficulty sleeping
  • Snoring
  • Sleep apnea
  • Pain in your back or joints
  • Excessive sweating
  • Always feeling hot
  • Rashes or infection in folds of your skin
  • Feeling out of breath with minor exertion
  • Daytime sleepiness or fatigue
 ”

Concerning the issue of depression, atheists do have higher rates of suicide than the general population.

See also:

Body-mass index and mortality among 1.46 million white adults

Question: How many nanoseconds do you think PZ Myers could last in this experiment?

Question: How many nanoseconds do you think PZ Myers would last in this experiment before succumbing to temptation?

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Notes

  1. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/PZ_Myers#Militant_atheism_and_intellectual_slothfulness_of_PZ_Myers
  2. ↑ http://www.flickr.com/photos/reuvenim/4426093513/
  3. ↑ http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/08/thats_not_a_heart_its_a_flaili.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+scienceblogs%2Fpharyngula+%28Pharyngula%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
  4. ↑ http://pn.psychiatryonline.org/content/41/18/25.1.full
  5. ↑ http://health.usnews.com/health-news/family-health/brain-and-behavior/articles/2009/08/25/as-waistlines-widen-brains-shrink.html
  6. ↑ http://pn.psychiatryonline.org/content/41/18/25.1.full
  7. ↑ http://health.usnews.com/health-news/family-health/brain-and-behavior/articles/2009/08/25/as-waistlines-widen-brains-shrink.html
  8. ↑ http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21121834
  9. ↑
  10. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQQl2TMrgbM
  11. ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/richarddawkins.net#demographics
  12. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlnVe934u38&feature=related
  13. ↑ http://dangerousidea.blogspot.com/2007/01/dawkins-ducks-craig.html
  14. ↑ http://www.truefreethinker.com/articles/richard-dawkins-cowardly-clown
  15. ↑ http://www.totalgymdirect.com/
  16. ↑ http://www.webmd.com/diet/tc/obesity-health-risks-of-obesity
  17. ↑ http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/topics/obesity/calltoaction/fact_consequences.htm
  18. ↑ http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/obesity
  19. ↑ http://stanfordhospital.org/clinicsmedServices/COE/surgicalServices/vascularSurgery/patientEducation/varicose.html
  20. ↑ http://pn.psychiatryonline.org/content/41/18/25.1.full
  21. ↑ http://health.usnews.com/health-news/family-health/brain-and-behavior/articles/2009/08/25/as-waistlines-widen-brains-shrink.html
  22. ↑ http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21167850
  23. ↑ http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/07/100714112832.htm
  24. ↑ http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/instance/2568718/
  25. ↑ http://pn.psychiatryonline.org/content/41/18/25.1.full
  26. ↑ http://health.usnews.com/health-news/family-health/brain-and-behavior/articles/2009/08/25/as-waistlines-widen-brains-shrink.html
  27. ↑ http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21167850
  28. ↑ http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/07/100714112832.htm
  29. ↑ http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/instance/2568718/
  30. ↑ http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/obesity/DS00314/DSECTION=symptoms
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