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Yesterday was when it all began: Aschlafly was born Yesterday. That was May 12, 2007.

Daily Bible verse: You people suck. -Jesus

Daily Historical Quote: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis..." Some Union General in Civil war, last words

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Breaking News

It's not on Wikipedia that editors are posting bias: [1]

Rednecks in Texas will act today as to whether or not indivduals editing this website qualify as human

Liberal conspiracy of the day: UFOs do not exist after all. After liberals tricked us into believing the work in the mines had been in service of little green men, a miner discovered that "What the Hell? These guys are inflatable!"

Up to a million bastards/bitches protest in Rome today against a proposal to recognize gay couples, according to the Italian report here.

Oklahoma Supreme Court dismissed a lawsuit seeking to force taxpayers to educate children. Another conservative victory! [2]

On Friday, the Bush Administration didn't do anything, they were to busy shooting old men in the face like Dick Cheney did a while back:

"It was fun the first time and we've just kinda kept doing it ever since." said Cheney of his habits, which have been criticized by people who like old men a little too much.

"Men obviously watch old men getting shot on television, and women not to the same degree," commission vice chairman Abigail Thernstrom said.

Bias in Conservapedia describes how Conservapedia now censors the fact that Christians have persucuted other religious groups.

Today in History

  • May 13
    • 2007 - This page was created.
  • May 12
    • 2007 - Andrew Schlafly born.
  • May 9
    • 1872 - At the suggestion of Julia Ward Howe, the first Your Mother's day was held in a harem.
  • May 8
    • 1884 - Harry S Truman was born. He had an awesome middle name, and dropped a big bomb. Boom. Boom!
    • 1984 - The Communist Soviet Union pulls its communal penis out of your mom after it had been in place for 3 weeks.
    • 1945 - V-E Day. A major blow to Conservatism.