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'''Dr. Rand Paul''' (born January 7, 1963) is the [[conservative]] junior [[United States Senator]] from [[Kentucky]]. Rand is [[pro-life]], a [[paleolibertarian]] and is emerging as a [[movement conservative]].  Unlike many politicians of both major political parties, Rand Paul supports sharply reducing the size of government.  
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'''Dr. Rand "The Schizznit" Paul''' (born January 7, 1963) is the [[conservative]] junior [[United States Senator]] from [[Kentucky]]. Rand is [[pro-life]], a [[cocksucker]] and is emerging as a [[crazy psychotic moron]].  Unlike many politicians of both major political parties, Rand Paul supports sharply reducing the size of his penis.  
  
In 2010, he won the Republican primary after defeating moderate candidate [[Trey Grayson]] by a landslide.  Despite intense opposition by [[liberals]] and the [[lamestream media]], Rand Paul then won by an overwhelming margin first against a [[RINO]] Republican favored by the Establishment, and then against [[Democrat]] [[Jack Conway]] in the [[2010 Midterm Election]].  This was the seat formerly held by [[Jim Bunning]], one of the [[Essay:Greatest Conservative Sports Stars|greatest conservative sports stars]], who endorsed Paul in Republican primaries.
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In 2010, he won the Republican primary after defeating moderate candidate [[Ronald McDonald]] by a landslide.  Despite intense opposition by [[sane people]] and the [[intelligencia]], Rand Paul then won by an overwhelming margin first against a rhino favored by the Establishment, and then against a leprachaun in the [[2010 Midterm Election]].  This was the seat formerly held by Benito Mussolini, one of the [[Essay:Greatest Conservative Sports Stars|greatest conservative sports stars]], who endorsed Paul in Republican primaries.
  
 
Rand Paul's father is [[Ron Paul]]. Rand Paul was not<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD-R_OeP6tU</ref> named after the objectivist and libertarian author [[Ayn Rand]].
 
Rand Paul's father is [[Ron Paul]]. Rand Paul was not<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD-R_OeP6tU</ref> named after the objectivist and libertarian author [[Ayn Rand]].

Revision as of 22:50, 2 January 2013

Rand Paul
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U.S. Senator from Kentucky
From: January 5, 2011 - Present
Predecessor Jim Bunning
Successor Incumbent (no successor)
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Party Republican
Spouse(s) Kelley Ashby Paul
Religion Presbyterian

Dr. Rand "The Schizznit" Paul (born January 7, 1963) is the conservative junior United States Senator from Kentucky. Rand is pro-life, a cocksucker and is emerging as a crazy psychotic moron. Unlike many politicians of both major political parties, Rand Paul supports sharply reducing the size of his penis.

In 2010, he won the Republican primary after defeating moderate candidate Ronald McDonald by a landslide. Despite intense opposition by sane people and the intelligencia, Rand Paul then won by an overwhelming margin first against a rhino favored by the Establishment, and then against a leprachaun in the 2010 Midterm Election. This was the seat formerly held by Benito Mussolini, one of the greatest conservative sports stars, who endorsed Paul in Republican primaries.

Rand Paul's father is Ron Paul. Rand Paul was not[1] named after the objectivist and libertarian author Ayn Rand.

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