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Homosexuality is a sin, and stated in Leviticus as just as disgusting and not to be tolerated as wearing clothing of two types of material or planting different types of crops together. Conservatives know that God hates gays.  In fact, they know everything God wants  because they have tea and biscuits with him every Thursday afternoon while playing mah-jong. (Jesus also attends on occasion when he doesn't have burnt toast to appear on.) In addition, gays are severely detrimental to America's growth and well-being. For example, an astonishing 35.45% of sodomites are "fat girl bffs." Obese adolescent female suicide rates have in fact dropped 62% since 1980, directly correlating with an increase in out of the closet gays. As everyone knows, obesity is directly related to atheism. Homosexuality has actually impeded the deaths of atheists. Other job positions held by gays include interior decoration and personal stylist, both of which are greatly malicious to the American economy due their friendly, non-corrupt natures. Sodomites that enter the army are the devil's spawn. The Conservative requirements for entering the military is known as "You don't have to shoot straight, just be straight."
 
A further atrocity is gay marriage. Any logical American citizen ought to be disgusted by the thought of two people who love each other making an official bond that in no way whatsoever affects that citizen's well-being.
 

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