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'''Virginity''' as a term is an expression of [[purity]]. It implies pure, unadulterated, chaste. A virgin is a person of either [[gender]] who has not had sex.
  
Virginity is, according to common mythology, only found in men. It is mentioned that after the initial phase of the woman laying the eggs from her underarm inside his chest, his virginity, and soon his life, is lost when the small Sea-Mens, after maturing inside his corpal cavity, burst from his ribcage. The fully matured Sea-Mens quickly devour all of the man's possession, consuming his soul last, and fly off into the night. Although many rumors exist concerning Sea-Mens, there has never been a documented medical case.
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''Some girls stay secretive about their [[Christianity]] and desire for virginity until marriage. Don’t be ashamed to let others know where you stand. Ask your youth pastor about signing a document proclaiming your purity commitment. Then tell others about it. Consider wearing a purity symbol such as a ring or special necklace — especially on dates. These have no special power, but they can remind you of your plan to remain sexually pure.'' [http://www.briomag.com/briomagazine/briobeyond/a0004486.html What's Your Plan for Sexual Purity?] by Elaine Creasman.
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However, nowadays, there are many cases of female virginity. The only cure to this virginity is for sex to occur or to simply slide her long tentacle down a man's throat and freeze him solid from the inside out.
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Virginity is respected and valued in many societies, especially female virginity, which is often interwoven with personal or family honor and patriarchy in some cultures. Some men place importance on a woman's virginity, especially in a prospective wife.
 
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The current epidemic rise of female virginity can be attributed to a number of factors such as 'values' and 'pride', however, most scholars agree that the main reason behind this is no doubt the result of the Millennium Virgins evil plans. A recent study revealed that 1 in 4 females have been infected by virginity.
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    * 1 Prevalence of Virginity
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    * 2 How to Catch and Cure Virginity
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    * 3 The Millennium Virgin Cults
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    * 4 Related Articles
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'''Prevalence of Virginity'''
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Danger Zones map showing areas where virginity is widespread marked by Red, Yellow and Blue, where Red represents the most dangerous areas.
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Danger Zones map showing areas where virginity is widespread marked by Red, Yellow and Blue, where Red represents the most dangerous areas.
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Blue Zones A good place to live in, you can have your vacation there, no problem. No virginity there at all. The people that live there are really happy and they are technologically advanced too. Thing is that if you are reading this article then there is a good chance that you live in a blue zone. Enjoy the good life man.
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Yellow ZonesThe majority of Earth's population lives in Yellow Zones, and if you aren't lucky then you are probably living there. These zones suck really bad and offer no mercy. Those who live there, who are 99% of world population, have significantly reduced life expectancy. There is no evidence of law and order there and most of the Millennium Virgins have unsurmountable influence in this zone because people lost all hope and have miserable lives. Sad but true.
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Red Zones CLASSIFIED - there is no reason at all for you to know about this zone as it is uninhabitable by humans. It is speculated that this zone is the source of infection, however, there is no scientific evidence to back this claim. Recently, United States government quarantined this zone. It may or may not bite you. depending. find it on a good day. WATCH OUT!
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How to Catch and Cure Virginity
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Virginity is the condition all people are afflicted with through the action of being born.
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It has been claimed that it is possible to catch virginity from a dirty toilet seat, but this has not been proven.
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In the event you catch virginity, the cure depends on the severity of the case. For example, in the case of people like Jack Thompson, virginity is incurable. However, many claim to have been cured from this condition with a surgical technique predominantly used in Hungary(Please note this procedure involves grues)
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Although it has been stated that a true virgin is almost impossible to find (and that a female of this nature is even rarer), several documented cases have been made. It was suggested that sweet, little, innocent school girls from Christian familys were more likely to be affiliated with this condition, however the emerging Emo lifestyle has made this assumption obsolete, as Emos are nearly always dark-haired, pretend-suicidal, gang banged sluts.
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The easist way to cure a virgin can be found in the article Catholic. However, curing a virgin is not without risks, often pregnancy, committment and bankrupcy follows.
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Virgins are often found at church, baseball games, masturbating at home or editing web sites trying to be funny and hence gain attention to cure themselves of their abnormality.  
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== See also ==
 
== See also ==

Revision as of 15:49, 26 April 2009

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Virginity as a term is an expression of purity. It implies pure, unadulterated, chaste. A virgin is a person of either gender who has not had sex.

Some girls stay secretive about their Christianity and desire for virginity until marriage. Don’t be ashamed to let others know where you stand. Ask your youth pastor about signing a document proclaiming your purity commitment. Then tell others about it. Consider wearing a purity symbol such as a ring or special necklace — especially on dates. These have no special power, but they can remind you of your plan to remain sexually pure. What's Your Plan for Sexual Purity? by Elaine Creasman.

Virginity is respected and valued in many societies, especially female virginity, which is often interwoven with personal or family honor and patriarchy in some cultures. Some men place importance on a woman's virginity, especially in a prospective wife.

See also

Image is based on a World War I poster of Uncle Sam exhorting men to "protect the nation's honor".

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