Essay: Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?

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Which atheist would win a Western atheists sumo wresting competition? PZ Myers or Matt Dillahunty? Judge for yourself! Below are pictures of atheists PZ Myers and Matt Dillahunty. Please also see: Atheism and obesity

Pictures of overweight atheists PZ Myers and Matt Dillahunty

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

PZ Myers appears to have a problem with intellectual slothfulness[1] and perhaps his slothfulness applies to his "exercise habits" as well. As of December 26, 2010, Conservapedia is not aware of PZ Myers endorsing any exercise equipment.

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Western atheists sumo wrestling match to build the first atheist hospital to give quality care

See also: Atheist hospitals

The popular Christian YouTube channel shockofgod suggests that PZ Myers and Matt Dillahunty should do a Western atheists sumo wrestling match to benefit charity and build the very first atheist hospital.[2]

Matt Dillahunty quote

"...it's thrilling to leave the critical, investigative, hungry portion of my brain turned 'on'." - Matt Dillahunty.[3]

PZ Myers, suppers on the table! Sooie!

Humorous question of the day

How does PZ Myers know its dinner time?

Answer: His wife yells out Sooie!

Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

See also: Atheism and obesity and Atheism and Mental and Physical Health

Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists.[4]

A list of evolutionists who who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese can be found here:

Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

Medical problems associated with being overweight and/or obese

Medical science research indicates that excess weight impairs brain function.[5]

See also: Atheism and Mental and Physical Health

Some of the medical conditions associated with obesity include: type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol and triglycerides, coronary artery disease (CAD), stroke, arthritis, cancer, sleep apnea, reproductive problems in women and varicose veins.[6] In addition, medical science research indicates that excess weight impairs brain function.[7]

According to the Mayo Clinic some of the symptoms associated with obesity can include:

  • Difficulty sleeping
  • Snoring
  • Sleep apnea
  • Pain in your back or joints
  • Excessive sweating
  • Always feeling hot
  • Rashes or infection in folds of your skin
  • Feeling out of breath with minor exertion
  • Daytime sleepiness or fatigue

Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists.[9] Concerning the issue of depression, atheists do have higher rates of suicide than the general population.

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Addendum

The svelte Bible believing young earth creationist Chuck Norris endorses the Total Gym exercise system and not liposuction.[10]
machismo
If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [11][12][13][14] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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