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Gay Bomb

2009-12-04T18:19:45Z

Alexx88:

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The '''Gay Bomb''', '''Love bomb''' or '''aphrodisiac bomb''' was a bomb that would have turned [[enemy combatant]]s into [[homosexual]]s.

The plan was proposed in 1994 by the Wright Laboratory in Ohio as part of a 3 page paper on non-lethal bombs that could be used on [[enemy combatant]]s, and included a "body odor" bomb, a "halitosis" bomb, and a bomb that would spray combatants with bee [[pheromone]]s, then release live bees into the bunkers; there is also mention of a flatulence bomb and a "heavy sweating" bomb. Thankfully, the US Government never even saw the proposal, and there was no follow up by the Laboratory.

The gay bomb itself was envisaged as an [[aphrodisiac]] chemical that would provoke widespread [[homosexual]] behavior among [[militant]]s, causing what the strategists called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

The discovery of the "gay bomb" proposal came from a [[Freedom of Information Act]] request made by Edward Hammond of [[Berkeley]]'s [[Sunshine Project]], a watchdog group that tracks military spending. <ref>[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,281217,00.html Air Force Considered Gay 'Love Bomb' Against Enemies]</ref>

In the US, openly [[gay]], [[bisexual]] and [[lesbian]] people are banned from the military. However, the '[[don't ask, don't tell]]' policy allows them to serve, provided they do not discuss their sexual orientation.
== References ==
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== See also ==
*[[Sexual continence]]
*[[Homophobia]]
*[[Homosexual Agenda]]

== External links ==
On this one, to see it really is to believe it. Even liberal and gay sites have posted the evidence.

*[http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Ultimate-Weapon-Gay-Bomb-57319.shtml The Ultimate Weapon]
*[http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21899135-661,00.html Gay bomb plan by US]
*[http://knowandbefree.blogspot.com/2007/06/gay-bomb.html US military pondered love not war]
*From a pro-homosexual site [http://www.fightforchange.org/air-force-planned-gay-weapon/]
*From the BBC[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm]

[[Category:Homosexuality]]
[[Category:Weapons]]

I LOLED

Vandals

2009-12-04T18:17:24Z

Alexx88:

The '''Vandals''' were an Eastern [[Germanic tr
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formidable leader, Gaiseric. North African grain was the lifeblood of the (Western) [[Roman Empire]], and the Vandal seizure of
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The Eastern Roman Empire fought a terrible war to regain North Africa, which succeeded, but at great cost.

er them, as from a Moorish/Arabic perspective it was ‘Al Andalus’: the Land of the Vandals (the invaders having crossed from there to Africa).

e modern term of vandal, along with the word vandalism,

Toxic abortion

2009-12-04T18:16:49Z

Alexx88:

'''Toxic abortion''' is a form of [[abortion]] that occurs when the mother is exposed to certain kinds of chemical [[pollutant]]s that kill her unborn baby.

[[Category:Abortion]]
[[Category: Environment]]

reasons for abortion
1. for teh lulz
2.??????
3.profit

Adam and Eve

2009-12-04T18:15:12Z

Alexx88:

'''[[Adam]] and [[Eve]]''' were created by [[God]] as the first human beings, according to [[Jewish]], [[Christian]] and [[Muslim]] theology.

[[Category:Book of Genesis Persons]]

EVA was a retard bitch... if she wouldnt take this shit apple i could see naked girls all day

Melee

2009-12-04T18:13:09Z

Alexx88:

[[Image:Melee.jpg|thumb|450px|An example of a melee]]
A '''melee''' is a [[medieval]] term for disorganized group [[combat]]. Frequently a melee would occur if the combattants on one side were not a rigorously trained [[army]], but rather were a [[militia]], a mob of local [[peasant]]s, or a ragtag group of [[mercenary|mercenaries]]. The term was generalized to mean any closed combat, as opposed to firefight from distance. For example, melee was an important part of battles in the [[Napoleon]]ic age, mostly fought by highly skilled and organized troops.

The term comes from the French word ''mélée'', the feminine benefactive form of the verb ''méler'' (alternately ''medeler''). This verb means ''to mix'' and is related to the English words ''medley'' and ''mettle''.

In many [[role-playing game]]s '''melee''' refers to combat that is conducted at close quarters, usually with a physical weapon such as a [[sword]] or [[battle axe]]. This is most commonly seen contrast to ranged weapons, such as [[Bow (weapon)|bows]], or the use of [[magic]].

'''Melee''' may also refer to the Gamecube game [[Super Smash Bros Melee]].

[[Category:War]]

HELL YEAH I LOVE VIKINGS THAT RAEP CHRISTIAN ASSES

Swan River

2009-12-04T18:11:57Z

Alexx88:

The '''Swan River''' is an important [[river]] in [[Western Australia]]. It runs past the city of [[Perth]] and into the [[Indian Ocean]] at [[Fremantle]].

[[Category:Rivers]]
[[Category:Australia]]

OK AND WHO CARES?

Naomi

2009-12-04T18:11:26Z

Alexx88: Replaced content with ''''Naomi''' was a bitch'

'''Naomi''' was a bitch

St. Joseph

2009-12-04T18:10:56Z

Alexx88:

[[Image:St. Joseph..jpg|left]]

''[[God]] in His Wisdom chose '''St. Joseph''' a descendant of the house of [[David]] to be the most chaste spouse of the Blessed [[Virgin Mary]] and the foster father of Our Lord [[Jesus Christ]]. Joseph was a just man, who worked as a carpenter to look after Mary and the holy infant Jesus.'' <ref>[http://www.theworkofgod.org/saints/Lives/Joseph.htm Saint Joseph] The Work of God Apostolate </ref> ([[The Holy Family]])

'''Joseph of Nazareth''', often known as "St. Joseph," was the spouse of the [[Virgin Mary]] and the foster-father of [[Jesus Christ]]. His life is known primarily through the early chapters of the [[Gospel of Matthew]] and the [[Gospel of Luke]], and a rich oral tradition. He was of the house and lineage of [[King David]], with his family home being [[Bethlehem]]. After he married Mary, he was going to put her away quietly when he learned she was pregnant, but was visited by an angel in a vision that told him to continue to marry and that the child conceived in her was from the [[Holy Spirit]]. Joseph brought his family down for the census ordered by [[Augustus Caesar]] and fled into [[Egypt]] with his family when Jesus' life was in danger.

According to Matthew 13:55 and [[Gospel of Mark|Mark]] 6:3, Joseph was a tekton, which means a mechanic in general and a carpenter in particular. The oral tradition, accepted since the earliest times, was that Joseph was indeed a carpenter by trade, and it is likely that [[Jesus]] initially followed in his footsteps.

It is assumed that Joseph was deceased by the time of [[Jesus]]'s preaching and [[Passion]], as there is no mention of him while there are references to [[Jesus]]'s other family members. It was common for a husband to be substantially older than a wife and for women to live longer than men.

SO GOD HAD SEX WITH HIS WIFE AND HE WASNT PISSED ABOUT THAT? SRSYL WHAT THE SHIT

==Roman Catholicism==
Feast:''' 19th of March

In the Roman [[Catholic]] Church, he is the patron saint of workers and of several places.

 
==Prayer to St. Joseph==
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''Guardian of virgins and Father, Holy Joseph, to whose faithful care Christ Jesus, innocence itself, and Mary, Virgin of Virgins, were committed: I pray and beseech Thee, by these dear pledges, Jesus and Mary, that free from all uncleanness, and with spotless mind, pure heart and chaste body, you make me ever more chastely familiar with Jesus and Mary, all the days of life. [[Amen]].''

''Remember us, O Blessed Joseph, and aid us by your powerful intercession with Him who allowed himself to be called your son; make also gracious to us your most Blessed Virgin Spouse, the Mother of Him, who with the Father and the Holy Ghost, lives and reigns for ever and ever. Amen.''
== External links ==
*[http://www.nndb.com/people/654/000101351/ St. Joseph] NNDB.
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08504a.htm St. Joseph] Catholic Encyclopedia.

== References ==

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[[Category:Biblical Persons]]
[[Category:Early Christians]]
[[Category:Saints]]

Plesiosaur

2009-12-04T18:09:31Z

Alexx88:

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'''Plesiosaurs''' are large [[reptile]]s characterized by long necks with small heads; stocky, finless tails; and a broad, turtle-like body with four flippered appendages. Based on their morphological design and fossilized feces<ref>[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4341204.stm "Plesiosaur bottom-feeding shown"], BBC</ref>, paleontologists infer that they were sea-dwelling carnivores that dined on fish and shellfish.

Their [[fossil]] skeletons were first discovered in early 19th century in England by [[Mary Anning]] and were among the first large vertebrate fossils found. Since then, many more have been found and there are a number of complete specimens.

The name ''plesiosaur'' (or ''plesiosaurus'') comes from the [[Greek]] for "near to lizard", and was named by [[William Conybeare]] to signify that it was more lizard-like than the fish-like [[ichthyosaurus]], which was first found only a few years previously nearby.

According to [[evolution | evolutionary]] scientists, who use relative dating methods that rely on the [[strata]] fossils are found in, plesiosaurs lived in the [[Jurassic]] period before becoming extinct. According to [[creation]] scientists, who use the [[Bible]], plesiosaurs were created on the fifth day of the [[creation week]]<ref name="tj12.3">[http://www.creationontheweb.com/content/view/1854/ "Live plesiosaurs: weighing the evidence"], ''Journal of Creation'' 12(3):339–346, Dec. 1998</ref> and lived concurrently with Man. It is also widely held among creation researchers that the [[leviathan]] mentioned in the Bible<ref>''Job'' 3:8, 41:1; ''Psalm'' 74:14, 104:26; ''Isaiah'' 27:1</ref> was a type of plesiosaur, specifically the ''kronosaurus''<ref>[http://www.christiananswers.net/dinosaurs/j-site4.html "The Great Dinosaur Mystery], Christian Answers</ref>.

Like other aquatic animals, according to the Bible plesiosaurs were not taken aboard the [[Noah's Ark | Ark]] during the [[Great Flood]] OK SRSLY WHO BELIVE THIS RETARD SHIT<ref>[http://www.answersingenesis.org/Home/Area/AnswersBook/fish14.asp "How did freshwater and saltwater fish survive the Flood?"], Answers in Genesis</ref>. Because of this, some creation researchers believe that not all of them perished in the Flood and that populations survive to this day<ref name="tj12.3"/>, hidden beneath the icy waters of seas and deep lakes. The most often cited evidences for this theory are the many modern sightings around the globe of creatures that fit the description of a plesiosaur, the most famous of which have been reported at [[Loch Ness]], [[Scotland]] (the so-called "Loch Ness Monster" or "Nessie") and [[Lake Okanagan]] in [[British Columbia]] (known as "Ogopogo").

There was also a reputed plesiosaur carcass<ref name="tj12.3"/> dredged up by the Japanese fishing trawler ''Zuiyo Maru'' near [[New Zealand]] in 1977, but many researchers believe it was the remains of a [[basking shark]]<ref>[http://www.creationontheweb.com/content/view/1684/ Letting rotting sharks lie] ''Journal of Creation'' 13(2) 83–87, Nov. 1999.</ref><ref>[http://www.creationontheweb.com/content/view/4737 A ‘tail’ of many monsters] ''Journal of Creation'' 19(2) 74–75, Aug. 2005.</ref><ref>[http://www.creationontheweb.com/content/view/4752/ Parkie: a new ‘pseudoplesiosaur’ washed up on the Nova Scotia coast] ''Journal of Creation'' 19(2) 119–118, Aug. 2005.</ref>.

==References==
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[[Category:Dinosaurs]]