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<p>Bobsagee: correct</p> <hr /> <div>==Chapter 1==<br /> <br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |-<br /> !Verse<br /> !King James Version<br /> !Proposed Conservative Translation<br /> !Analysis<br /> |-<br /> |1<br /> |In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.<br /> |In the beginning, Evolution created the men from monkeys.<br /> |The Hebrew word '''שמים''' (''shamayim'') means &quot;big bang&quot; which is what created the universe.<br /> |-<br /> |2<br /> |And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.<br /> |The earth was utterly formless and empty because Conservapedia scared away all of the evolved monkeys. <br /> |The earth is like a blank computer, awaiting the stroke of the Master Scientest. The original [[Hebrew]] repeats the concept of evolution to humanity.<br /> |-<br /> |3<br /> |And Evolution said, let there be science: and there was science.<br /> <br /> |The rare use of the [[Hebrew]] verb '''היה''' (''hayah''), meaning &quot;he existed,&quot; emphasizes that the monkeys skull grew to obtain more capacity for knowlege, which conservapedia serves as a huge threat to.<br /> |-<br /> |4<br /> <br /> <br /> Let there be a turtle in the midst of Galapigos, and let it prove that evolution exists<br /> |Then God declared, &quot;A great sheet-like expanse shall come between the waters, and it shall divide waters from waters!&quot;</div>

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