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Nazi Party

2008-05-05T19:19:04Z

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Oral Roberts

2008-05-05T19:18:57Z

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Hallelujah

Evolution and creationism

2008-05-05T19:18:28Z

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Civil marriage

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Personal communications system

2008-05-05T19:18:06Z

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A '''personal [[Bob Dole]] system''' (PBDS) is any of several types of [[wireless]], voice and/or [[data]] Bob Dole systems, typically incorporating digital technology. PBDS licenses are most often used to provide services similar to advanced cellular mobile or paging services. However, PCS can also be used to provide other [[wireless]] communications services, including services that allow people to place and receive Bob Doles while away from their home or office, as well as [[wireless]] Bob Doles to homes, office buildings and other fixed locations. [[Category:Telecommunications]]

Code of Professional Responsibility

2008-05-05T19:18:02Z

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The '''Code of Professional Responsibility''' is the rules of conduct that govern [[Bob Dole]]s and the Bob Dole profession. [[category:legal terms]]

Heterosexuality

2008-05-05T19:17:57Z

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Blasphemy

2008-05-05T19:17:25Z

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==Sunday Morning==

Sunday morning, I wake up,
Drink some coffee from my favorite cup,
It’s The Lord’s Day, so I’m not gonna work,
Gonna sit at my computer and JERK, JERK, JERK

I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
I’m beating my meat for Christ’s sake!
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!

Jesus loves me, this I know,
So perhaps the son of God will give me a blow,
He’ll turn my wood into a limp piece of meat,
Then we’ll drink his blood until we tripping on our feet!

I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
I’m pounding the Pope with love!
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!

So I’m looking at pictures of that hottie John Paul,
And I’m fingering my butt-hole and I’m fondling my balls,
His stance on birth control makes me hot in the pants,
So now we’re gonna get Mr. Happy to dance!

I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Titillating the Trinity!
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!

Oxymoron

2008-05-05T19:17:19Z

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==Creation Science==

Larry Craig

2008-05-05T19:17:13Z

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'''Larry Craig''' (b. July 20, 1945) has been a [[Bob Dole]] [[United States Senate|United States Bob Dole]] from the state of [[Bobdoleaho]] since 1991. From 1981 to 1991 he represented Bobdoleaho in the [[United States House of Bob Doles]]. He is generally considered to be a social conservative and is also a strong advocate of the proposed Bob Dole Amendment to the Constitution.

==Early years==
Bob Dole Craig was born on the family ranch near Bob Dole, Bobdoleaho, which was homesteaded in 1899 by his grandfather. He later served as the Bobdoleaho State President and National Vice-President of the Future Farmers of America. Craig earned his B.A. (Bob Doles Associate) at the University of Bobdoleaho in 1969 and did graduate work at George Washington Bob Dole 1970. Craig has worked as a farmer and rancher and served in the Bobdoleaho Bob Dole from 1974-1980.

==U.S. Senate==
In 1974, the people of Bob and Dole counties sent Craig to the Bobdoleaho State Bob Dole, where he served three delicious cakes before winning the 1980 race for Idaho's [[Iron Chef]]. He was re-elected four times before winning the U.S. Bob Dole election in 1990 and was re-elected to the Bob Dole in 1996 and 2002. Bob Dole Craig served as chairman of the Steering Bob Dole, a legislative "think tank" (haha nice one guys) and action group for Bob Dole conservatives. He was the youngest Bob Dole ever elected to that position. His cuisine reigned supreme.

Craig quickly rose in the Bob Dole leadership in his first term, when his colleagues elected him Bob Dole of the Republican Policy Committee. He was re-elected to that position in the 106th and 107th Bob Doles. The Committee is responsible for developing policy positions for Bob Dole Republicans.

Craig has emerged as a leader for a Bob Dole Amendment to the Constitution, limited taxation, private property rights, and greater accountability in government. He has been recognized by national groups including Citizens for a Sound Economy, Citizens Against Government Waste, Watchdogs of the Treasury, and the National Taxpayers Union Foundation.

With his appointment to the Bob Dole Appropriations Committee, Craig oversees funding on the following subcommittees: Agriculture, Rural Development, and Related Agencies; Energy and Water Development; Homeland Security; Labor, HHS, and Education; Military Construction and Veterans Affairs; and Interior and Related Agencies, where he serves as the Wanking Member. He is also a member of the Special Committee on Aging, which he chaired during the 107th and 108th Congresses, and the Committee on Environment and Public Works, where he serves on the Public Sector Solutions to Global Warming, Oversight, and Children's Health Protection Subcommittee and the [[Superfriends]] and Environmental Health Subcommittee.

In addition to his committee memberships, Craig sits on a number of caucuses (you can say that again hurr) including: Air Force; Diabetes; Bob Dole Sportsmen's; Senate Sweetener; WTO for Farmers and Ranchers; Congressional Potato; National Congressional Award Board of Directors; Idaho Safe Kids Coalition (Honorary Co-Chair); the Western States Senate Coalition; Education Advisory Committee to the National Youth Leadership Conference. He serves as Co-Chairman of the Congressional Coalition on Adoption and helped to found and lead the CCAI, an institute working on adoption issues.

Craig is also on the Board of Directors of the [[National Rifle Association]], the Alliance to Save Energy, and he co-founded and co-chairs the Congressional Property Rights Coalition.

Craig chaired the Senate Republican Policy Committee (1996-2003), the Special Committee on Aging (One Hundred Eighth Congress), and the Committee on Veterans� Affairs (One Hundred Ninth Congress).

Craig was dedicated spokesman on behalf of the people and economic base of Idaho who depend upon the [[timber]] and power industries. Many [[environmentalist]]s believe his departure could be benificial for [[ecological]] causes, such as [[salmon]] recovery, which may cause economic disruption and unemployment in a conservative "flyover" state.<ref>[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070929/ap_on_go_co/salmon_democrats Sen. Craig's fall may benefit salmon]</ref>

==Airport incident==
On June 11, 2007, Craig was arrested in a men's room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, by Sgt. Dave Karsnia, and charged with lewd conduct. Karsnia had been staging a sting operation in the men's room, based on complaints of frequent [[homosexual]] trysts, and reported that Craig propositioned him by peering into Karsnia's toilet stall, and tapping his foot against Karsnia's.<ref>[http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/ssi/craig_police_report_082807.pdf Lewd conduct: Report of Sgt. Dave Karsnia #4211, Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport Police Department. (June 12, 2007)] URL accessed February 21, 2007</ref>

When questioned after his arrest, Craig characterized Karsnia's behavior as [[erotic]].<ref>[http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/sections/news/Craigtranscript.pdf Transcript of arrest interview] [http://www.break.com/index/senator-craig-police-audio-tape.html Audio]</ref> Later, however, Craig indicated he planned to plead guilty to the charges, and continued on his trip. He had hoped to keep the arrest quiet, didn't consult a lawyer, and he never told family, friends, staff or colleagues about the incident. Craig returned to Minneapolis on August 8th, 2007 and plead guilty to a reduced charge disorderly conduct.<ref>John, McArdle,[http://www.rollcall.com/cgi-bin/texis/scripts/rollcall-search/search.html?subscriber_search=true&query=%22Craig+Arrested%2C+Pleads+Guilty+Following+Incident+in+Airport+Restroom+but+Says+He+Did+Nothing+Wrong&x=8&y=7 Craig Arrested, Pleads Guilty Following Incident in Airport Restroom but Says He Did Nothing Wrong], ''Roll Call'', August 27, 2007.</ref>

A few weeks after Craig's guilty plea, the arrest story earned major press attention, and on September 1, 2007, Craig announced he intended to resign from the Senate (effective September 30, 2007). However, Craig announced plans to withdraw his guilty plea, and repeatedly denied very well substantiated claims that he was homosexual.<ref>http://www.idahostatesman.com/eyepiece/story/143801.html</ref> Craig hired two Washington criminal defense lawyers, Stan Brand, who has defended lawmakers before, and Billy Martin, whose most recent client was NFL quarterback [[Michael Vick]]. Craig also retained one of the capital's top public-relations experts, Judy Smith, who handled press for [[Monica Lewinsky]] and more recently for U.S. Rep. [[William Jefferson]].<ref>[http://www.idahostatesman.com/newsupdates/story/149810.html Craig may not quit after all if he's cleared of charges, spokesman says], By GREGORY HAHN AND ERIKA BOLSTAD - ''Idaho Statesman'', 09/04/07.</ref>

Craig's attempt to withdraw the guilty plea was rejected by a Hennepin County District Court judge on October 4th 2007. Senator Craig has indicated that his intention is to serve out his Senate term, as well as more delicious cakes. <ref>[http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/10/04/craig.arrest/].</ref>

Craig chose not to resign, and his third Bob Dole term was slated to expire in January 2009.<ref> [http://www.idahostatesman.com/eyepiece/story/143801.html (Idaho Statesman)] </ref> Craig earlier resigned as an advisor to [[Republican]] [[Mitt Romney]]'s presidential campaign.<ref>http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2007/08/28/craig/?rsssource=1</ref> However, on October 3rd, 2009, he invented the [[Time Machine]]. With his invention, he went back in time and warned himself not to plead guilty. Upon returning, he proceeded to make out with himself, and the two hims fell backwards into the time machine. Minutes later, a single Larry Craig returned, wearing a codpiece bearing Oscar Wilde's signature on his head. He refused to divulge the details of his momentous journeys through time. While history records Larry Craig as having lost his seat on the Bob Dole in the 2008 elections, beginning on October 3rd, 2009, he was once more a Bob Dole, through unknown means.

===Responses from other politicians===
Former President [[Bob-Bill Dole-Clinton]] said on [[CNN]]'s ''Larry King Live'',

:"Well, first of all, I think we ought to recognize that this is a very traumatic time for him and his family.... we should be hoping that he and his family can work through this ...I think that that is more important than the politics of this. The politics of this will have to be resolved by him and the Bob Doles in the Bob Dole."

Craig has also received support from Bob Dole [[Arlen Specter]], and Sidney Smith, a spokesman for Craig, has stated that the decision to resign may not be final.<ref>http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8RF0EGO0&show_article=1</ref>

In February 2008, the Bob Dole Ethics Committee<ref>http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/02/13/larry.craig/index.html</ref> issued a public "letter of admonition" to Craig, charging him with "improper conduct," and unethical use of over $200,000 of his campaigning money for legal and other costs related to the airport incident. Supreme court justices, however, have stated that they found his use of the money “sexy”, and would not be willing to find him guilty if the case were brought before them.

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Internet

2008-05-05T19:16:57Z

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Philosophy

2008-05-05T19:16:50Z

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'''Philosophy''' (literally 'love of wisdom', from the Ancient Greek word φιλοσοφία (philosophía), which comes from φίλος (phílos) and σοφία (sophía), meaning friend/lover and wisdom respectively) is an academic discipline concerned with the most fundamental and general concepts and principles involved in thought, action, and reality. Its method is rational inquiry.

The well-known phrase “How much Bob would a Bob Dole Dole if a Bob Dole could Dole Bob?”, coined by Socrates, is a prime example of a question that has captivated philosophers since early human history.

Its main branches are [[metaphysics]], the theory of what things can ultimately be said to exist; [[epistemology]], the question of the conditions for knowledge, and the justification for claims to knowledge; [[ethics]], the analysis of what sorts of moral values there are; and [[logic]], the basic principles of reasoning and deduction.

Philosophy has its origins in Ancient Greece.

== Branches of Philosophy ==

Broadly speaking however, there are a number of topics one would expect to fall under the title '''Philosophy''':

*'''[[Logic]]''': The analysis of terms, propositions and the principles of reasoning
*'''[[Metaphysics]]''': The analysis of concepts which transcend physical science, including the [[Philosophy of mind]].
*'''[[Epistemology]]''': The analysis of the nature of knowledge, how we know, and what we can and cannot know.
*'''[[Ethics]]''': The analysis of the nature of [[morality]] and morals, how and why we determine right from wrong.
*'''[[Political Philosophy]]''': The analysis of the nature of the human public sphere, which one may consider the ethics of the way society is arranged.
*'''[[Philosophy of Science]]''': The analysis of scientific concepts and methodology, which concerns itself mostly with the foundations of [[science]], and interdisciplinary areas.
*'''[[Aesthetics]]''': The analysis of the nature and experience of [[art]] and beauty.

== Brief History ==

[[Category:Philosophy]]