https://www.conservapedia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=BrianRaabConservapedia - User contributions [en]2026-10-08T15:18:35ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.14https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Elves&diff=346867Talk:Elves2007-12-04T18:52:41Z<p>BrianRaab: Elves are servents of Satan</p>
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<div>Hello, I'd like to point out there are elves in other literature. In Dungeons & Dragons elves are nimble, long lived but not immortal, strong with bow and swords, but have inferior constitution to humans. And of course Santa's variety are a bit on the short side and not known for being great fighters. ;-) [[User:Learn together|Learn together]] 23:47, 3 June 2007 (EDT)<br />
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== Elves are servents of Satan ==<br />
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These are vile creatures, I am offended that this "Conservative" site treats this Satanic infiltration so lightly.</div>BrianRaabhttps://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Elves&diff=346866Elves2007-12-04T18:51:27Z<p>BrianRaab: Elves are demons</p>
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<div>'''Elves''' are often found in satanic fantasy books, such as [[Eragon]], or [[The Lord of the Rings]]. They are also popular in role playing games such as [[Dungeons and Dragons]] and play a role in [[Christmas]].<br />
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==[[The Lord of the Rings]] and [[Eragon]]==<br />
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===Description===<br />
Elves are portrayed as being slimmer and more agile than any being. They are usually [[bisexual]]. They have pointed ears and both male and female are extremely attractive but androgynous. Elves are users of magic and are immortal. Elves are usually native to the forest and wear green and brown clothing.<br />
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===Powers===<br />
In comparison to humans elves are stronger in spirit and in limb and have an exceptional constitution and endurance. When they grow older they seldom get weaker, instead they become wiser and even more fair. Elven senses, especially of hearing and sight, are much keener and intense than those of Men. Elves, like humans, may also die when they are wounded severely, but in general elves heal very fast when they are tended to quickly.<br />
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==Dungeons & Dragons==<br />
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Elves are also slimmer and more agile than humans with pointy ears, but while they live for long periods of time, they are not immortal, and they have inferior constitution. They are especially skilled with bows and swords and have strong charm and sleep resistance.<br />
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==Christmas==<br />
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Elves during Christmas time come from the [[pagan]] Roman ritual of "Saturnalia," which the Roman [[Catholic]] Church appropriated in an attempt to convert the pagans. They are vile, demonic creatures; in pagan myths, they would [[rape]] young boys.<br />
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[[Category: Fantasy]]</div>BrianRaab