https://www.conservapedia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=CharlesJ Conservapedia - User contributions [en] 2026-09-23T09:05:42Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.35.14 https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Veganism&diff=570450 Veganism 2008-11-27T04:41:19Z <p>CharlesJ: </p> <hr /> <div>== Assfly ==<br /> The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].<br /> <br /> Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&amp;oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.<br /> <br /> Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:<br /> * Beliefs in non-existent super beings.<br /> * Being born of a politically backward matriarch.<br /> * Homosexual siblings.<br /> * Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as &quot;[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]&quot; disorder).<br /> * Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.<br /> * [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.<br /> <br /> Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.</div> CharlesJ https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Internal_Temperature&diff=570449 Internal Temperature 2008-11-27T04:41:18Z <p>CharlesJ: </p> <hr /> <div>== Assfly ==<br /> The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].<br /> <br /> Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&amp;oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.<br /> <br /> Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:<br /> * Beliefs in non-existent super beings.<br /> * Being born of a politically backward matriarch.<br /> * Homosexual siblings.<br /> * Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as &quot;[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]&quot; disorder).<br /> * Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.<br /> * [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.<br /> <br /> Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.</div> CharlesJ https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Megadeth&diff=570448 Megadeth 2008-11-27T04:41:16Z <p>CharlesJ: </p> <hr /> <div>== Assfly ==<br /> The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].<br /> <br /> Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&amp;oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.<br /> <br /> Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:<br /> * Beliefs in non-existent super beings.<br /> * Being born of a politically backward matriarch.<br /> * Homosexual siblings.<br /> * Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as &quot;[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]&quot; disorder).<br /> * Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.<br /> * [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.<br /> <br /> Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.</div> CharlesJ