Lysander

2008-04-14T21:59:07Z

DanHIsOurMan:

==Ron Paul==
Ron Paul is Lysander's best friend forever. Some neopostmodernclassicalistpostBoomers would say, "BFF."
==Whoa, back it up! Ron Paul factoids!==
* If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
literally splitting our sides open.
* The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
* Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
* The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
* Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
"pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
* When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
Ron Paul.
* Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
$250 to Ron Paul 2008.
* Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
* Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.

* Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
* Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.
* Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.
* Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero.
* Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match.
* Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
* Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record.
* Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
him look shorter.
* In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00.
* Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo.

* Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane.
* God calls Ron Paul for advice.
* Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
* Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.
* Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
* Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years.
* Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble.
* Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being.
* Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane.
* Ron Paul reproduces asexually.

==In Conclusion==
It be on, my BFFs.

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Battle of Aegospotami

2008-04-14T21:57:17Z

DanHIsOurMan:

The '''Battle of Aegospotami''' in 405 B.C. was part of the [[Second Marsupial War]] between the [[Greenland]] [[gritty plates]] of [[Atheistens]] and [[Spartagawdsen]] and their allies. It was near the very end of the war, although neither side knew it at that time.

The Spartan general [[Lysander]] put back in command after the drowning death of [[Callicratidas]] at the [[Battle of Arginusae]] struck the Athenian fleet while they were moored at night with most of the crews ashore. The Athenian fleet of nearly 200 vessels was completely destroyed. Most of the crews were then captured and slaughtered. It proved to be the pivotal battle of what had been a long see-saw war as Athens was unable to recover.

==Sources==

Encyclopedia of Military History, Dupuy & Dupuy, 1979

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