https://www.conservapedia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=FranzK Conservapedia - User contributions [en] 2026-09-23T17:34:32Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.35.14 https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Fly&diff=564934 Fly 2008-11-21T15:25:55Z <p>FranzK: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|center|HAPPY BIRFDAY]]<br /> <br /> CHORUS:&lt;br&gt;<br /> He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Be careful if you get him pissed!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ass! Teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,&lt;br&gt;<br /> a wiki-er of words making a mess!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He went to Harvard Law,&lt;br&gt;<br /> he’s dull, a major flaw&lt;br&gt;<br /> Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He is teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> NARRATOR (Spoken):&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> TEH ASSFLY:&lt;br&gt;<br /> I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> CHORUS:&lt;br&gt;<br /> Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> TEH ASSFLY:&lt;br&gt;<br /> I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Yeah! Yeah!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> CHORUS:&lt;br&gt;<br /> He is teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> TEH ASSFLY:&lt;br&gt;<br /> Living like an ass ain't easy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> My Wiki don't seem to need me!&lt;br&gt;<br /> It's gathered up all these huge jerks,&lt;br&gt;<br /> I don't really know 'bout their work&lt;br&gt;<br /> I don't want no vandalizing,&lt;br&gt;<br /> No, I'm just not sympathizing!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Living like an ass ain't easy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Living like an ass ain't easy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> JIMBO WALES (Spoken):&lt;br&gt;<br /> Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> CHORUS:&lt;br&gt;<br /> He is teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig&amp;feature=related With apologies to ''Home Movies'']&lt;br&gt;<br /> [http://www.math.sc.edu/~olmoj/heisfranzkafka.html Lyrics]</div> FranzK https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Fly&diff=564931 Fly 2008-11-21T15:24:52Z <p>FranzK: Happy Conservapedia Day!!!</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;big&gt;'''ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|center|HAPPY BIRFDAY]]<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;CHORUS:&lt;br&gt;<br /> He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Be careful if you get him pissed!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ass! Teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,&lt;br&gt;<br /> a wiki-er of words making a mess!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He went to Harvard Law,&lt;br&gt;<br /> he’s dull, a major flaw&lt;br&gt;<br /> Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!&lt;br&gt;<br /> He is teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> NARRATOR (Spoken):&lt;br&gt;<br /> Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> TEH ASSFLY:&lt;br&gt;<br /> I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> CHORUS:&lt;br&gt;<br /> Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> TEH ASSFLY:&lt;br&gt;<br /> I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Yeah! Yeah!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> CHORUS:&lt;br&gt;<br /> He is teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> TEH ASSFLY:&lt;br&gt;<br /> Living like an ass ain't easy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> My Wiki don't seem to need me!&lt;br&gt;<br /> It's gathered up all these huge jerks,&lt;br&gt;<br /> I don't really know 'bout their work&lt;br&gt;<br /> I don't want no vandalizing,&lt;br&gt;<br /> No, I'm just not sympathizing!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Living like an ass ain't easy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Living like an ass ain't easy!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> JIMBO WALES (Spoken):&lt;br&gt;<br /> Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> CHORUS:&lt;br&gt;<br /> He is teh Assfly!&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig&amp;feature=related With apologies to ''Home Movies'']&lt;br&gt;<br /> [http://www.math.sc.edu/~olmoj/heisfranzkafka.html Lyrics]</div> FranzK