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<p>HFielding: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:conservlogo.png|325px|thumb|right|Internet Toilet Paper]]<br /> Toilet paper is [[paper]] specifically designed to remove traces of faeces from the [[human]] lower orifice after [[User:Aschlafly|defecation]]. Toilet paper is designed to decompose in a [[Conservapedia|septic tank]] after use, as opposed to facial [[tissue|tissues]], which are not always by design able to do so.<br /> Toilet paper is known by many names, some of which include &quot;toilet roll&quot;, &quot;dunny paper&quot; and &quot;bathroom tissue&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Ancient Use of Toilet Paper==<br /> Toilet paper has played a large roll in human history, without it, the world would surely have descended into [[Conservapedia|chaos]] long ago. The earliest recorded use (or otherwise) of toilet paper was written by the [[China|Chinese]] scholar, Yan Zhitui during the year 589 AD.<br /> {{Cquote|Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes}}<br /> <br /> Before widespread use of toilet paper, many humans would use less gentle methods such as [[leaves]], [[grass]] or even [[shell|seashells]] to deposit their excess leavings.<br /> <br /> ==Toilet Paper in the Modern Day==<br /> [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|left|The current holder of Guiness World Record's &quot;Most Toilet Paper Consumed&quot; record.]]<br /> With the invention of the [[internet]], toilet paper [[technology]] has advanced dramatically. Whereas in past eras people would wipe their excess [[Conservapedia|excrement]] on sheets of [[paper]], certain [[Conservapedia|websites]] have assumed the same role. While much more convenient, the [[Conservapedia|excrement]] remains in plain sight for all to see, this predicament is known as the &quot;Online [[Conservapedia|Septic Tank]]&quot; issue.<br /> <br /> [[Humanity|Select groups]] see this problem as humorous, while at the same time believe the [[Conservapedia|online septic waste]] should be dispatched to the sewer, where it belongs. If left unchecked, it is widely believed that the problem could lead to [[John_McCain|catastrophe]] of [[Great_Flood|biblical proportions]]<br /> <br /> ==Interesting Notes==<br /> Similar to sightings seen in [[food]] products and [[cloud]] formations, likenesses of the [[Mary|Virgin Mother]] have been seen in used toilet paper. Such sightings are said to fortell great [[User:Aschlafly|mental problems]] to the beholder, as is the same with all sightings regardless of medium.<br /> <br /> [[Conservapedia]] is responsible for the decimation of approximately one third of all toilet paper manufacturing in the world. This is largely due to the amount of [[Conservapedia|excrement]] deposited to said site instead of [[god|traditional]] methods of removing excess faeces.</div>

HFielding https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Internet&diff=561036 2008-11-18T00:47:23Z

<p>HFielding: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:conservlogo.png|325px|thumb|right|Internet Toilet Paper]]<br /> Toilet paper is [[paper]] specifically designed to remove traces of faeces from the [[human]] lower orifice after [[User:Aschlafly|defecation]]. Toilet paper is designed to decompose in a [[Conservapedia|septic tank]] after use, as opposed to facial [[tissue|tissues]], which are not always by design able to do so.<br /> Toilet paper is known by many names, some of which include &quot;toilet roll&quot;, &quot;dunny paper&quot; and &quot;bathroom tissue&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Ancient Use of Toilet Paper==<br /> Toilet paper has played a large roll in human history, without it, the world would surely have descended into [[Conservapedia|chaos]] long ago. The earliest recorded use (or otherwise) of toilet paper was written by the [[China|Chinese]] scholar, Yan Zhitui during the year 589 AD.<br /> {{Cquote|Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes}}<br /> <br /> Before widespread use of toilet paper, many humans would use less gentle methods such as [[leaves]], [[grass]] or even [[shell|seashells]] to deposit their excess leavings.<br /> <br /> ==Toilet Paper in the Modern Day==<br /> [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|left|The current holder of Guiness World Record's &quot;Most Toilet Paper Consumed&quot; record.]]<br /> With the invention of the [[internet]], toilet paper [[technology]] has advanced dramatically. Whereas in past eras people would wipe their excess [[Conservapedia|excrement]] on sheets of [[paper]], certain [[Conservapedia|websites]] have assumed the same role. While much more convenient, the [[Conservapedia|excrement]] remains in plain sight for all to see, this predicament is known as the &quot;Online [[Conservapedia|Septic Tank]]&quot; issue.<br /> <br /> [[Humanity|Select groups]] see this problem as humorous, while at the same time believe the [[Conservapedia|online septic waste]] should be dispatched to the sewer, where it belongs. If left unchecked, it is widely believed that the problem could lead to [[John_McCain|catastrophe]] of [[Great_Flood|biblical proportions]]<br /> <br /> ==Interesting Notes==<br /> Similar to sightings seen in [[food]] products and [[cloud]] formations, likenesses of the [[Mary|Virgin Mother]] have been seen in used toilet paper. Such sightings are said to fortell great [[User:Aschlafly|mental problems]] to the beholder, as is the same with all sightings regardless of medium.<br /> <br /> [[Conservapedia]] is responsible for the decimation of approximately one third of all toilet paper manufacturing in the world. This is largely due to the amount of [[Conservapedia|excrement]] deposited to said site instead of [[god|traditional]] methods of removing excess faeces.</div>

HFielding https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Cat&diff=561035 2008-11-18T00:47:20Z

<p>HFielding: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:conservlogo.png|325px|thumb|right|Internet Toilet Paper]]<br /> Toilet paper is [[paper]] specifically designed to remove traces of faeces from the [[human]] lower orifice after [[User:Aschlafly|defecation]]. Toilet paper is designed to decompose in a [[Conservapedia|septic tank]] after use, as opposed to facial [[tissue|tissues]], which are not always by design able to do so.<br /> Toilet paper is known by many names, some of which include &quot;toilet roll&quot;, &quot;dunny paper&quot; and &quot;bathroom tissue&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Ancient Use of Toilet Paper==<br /> Toilet paper has played a large roll in human history, without it, the world would surely have descended into [[Conservapedia|chaos]] long ago. The earliest recorded use (or otherwise) of toilet paper was written by the [[China|Chinese]] scholar, Yan Zhitui during the year 589 AD.<br /> {{Cquote|Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes}}<br /> <br /> Before widespread use of toilet paper, many humans would use less gentle methods such as [[leaves]], [[grass]] or even [[shell|seashells]] to deposit their excess leavings.<br /> <br /> ==Toilet Paper in the Modern Day==<br /> [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|left|The current holder of Guiness World Record's &quot;Most Toilet Paper Consumed&quot; record.]]<br /> With the invention of the [[internet]], toilet paper [[technology]] has advanced dramatically. Whereas in past eras people would wipe their excess [[Conservapedia|excrement]] on sheets of [[paper]], certain [[Conservapedia|websites]] have assumed the same role. While much more convenient, the [[Conservapedia|excrement]] remains in plain sight for all to see, this predicament is known as the &quot;Online [[Conservapedia|Septic Tank]]&quot; issue.<br /> <br /> [[Humanity|Select groups]] see this problem as humorous, while at the same time believe the [[Conservapedia|online septic waste]] should be dispatched to the sewer, where it belongs. If left unchecked, it is widely believed that the problem could lead to [[John_McCain|catastrophe]] of [[Great_Flood|biblical proportions]]<br /> <br /> ==Interesting Notes==<br /> Similar to sightings seen in [[food]] products and [[cloud]] formations, likenesses of the [[Mary|Virgin Mother]] have been seen in used toilet paper. Such sightings are said to fortell great [[User:Aschlafly|mental problems]] to the beholder, as is the same with all sightings regardless of medium.<br /> <br /> [[Conservapedia]] is responsible for the decimation of approximately one third of all toilet paper manufacturing in the world. This is largely due to the amount of [[Conservapedia|excrement]] deposited to said site instead of [[god|traditional]] methods of removing excess faeces.</div>

HFielding https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Dog&diff=561034 2008-11-18T00:47:17Z

<p>HFielding: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:conservlogo.png|325px|thumb|right|Internet Toilet Paper]]<br /> Toilet paper is [[paper]] specifically designed to remove traces of faeces from the [[human]] lower orifice after [[User:Aschlafly|defecation]]. Toilet paper is designed to decompose in a [[Conservapedia|septic tank]] after use, as opposed to facial [[tissue|tissues]], which are not always by design able to do so.<br /> Toilet paper is known by many names, some of which include &quot;toilet roll&quot;, &quot;dunny paper&quot; and &quot;bathroom tissue&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Ancient Use of Toilet Paper==<br /> Toilet paper has played a large roll in human history, without it, the world would surely have descended into [[Conservapedia|chaos]] long ago. The earliest recorded use (or otherwise) of toilet paper was written by the [[China|Chinese]] scholar, Yan Zhitui during the year 589 AD.<br /> {{Cquote|Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes}}<br /> <br /> Before widespread use of toilet paper, many humans would use less gentle methods such as [[leaves]], [[grass]] or even [[shell|seashells]] to deposit their excess leavings.<br /> <br /> ==Toilet Paper in the Modern Day==<br /> [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|left|The current holder of Guiness World Record's &quot;Most Toilet Paper Consumed&quot; record.]]<br /> With the invention of the [[internet]], toilet paper [[technology]] has advanced dramatically. Whereas in past eras people would wipe their excess [[Conservapedia|excrement]] on sheets of [[paper]], certain [[Conservapedia|websites]] have assumed the same role. While much more convenient, the [[Conservapedia|excrement]] remains in plain sight for all to see, this predicament is known as the &quot;Online [[Conservapedia|Septic Tank]]&quot; issue.<br /> <br /> [[Humanity|Select groups]] see this problem as humorous, while at the same time believe the [[Conservapedia|online septic waste]] should be dispatched to the sewer, where it belongs. If left unchecked, it is widely believed that the problem could lead to [[John_McCain|catastrophe]] of [[Great_Flood|biblical proportions]]<br /> <br /> ==Interesting Notes==<br /> Similar to sightings seen in [[food]] products and [[cloud]] formations, likenesses of the [[Mary|Virgin Mother]] have been seen in used toilet paper. Such sightings are said to fortell great [[User:Aschlafly|mental problems]] to the beholder, as is the same with all sightings regardless of medium.<br /> <br /> [[Conservapedia]] is responsible for the decimation of approximately one third of all toilet paper manufacturing in the world. This is largely due to the amount of [[Conservapedia|excrement]] deposited to said site instead of [[god|traditional]] methods of removing excess faeces.</div>

HFielding https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Earth&diff=561032 2008-11-18T00:47:07Z

<p>HFielding: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:conservlogo.png|325px|thumb|right|Internet Toilet Paper]]<br /> Toilet paper is [[paper]] specifically designed to remove traces of faeces from the [[human]] lower orifice after [[User:Aschlafly|defecation]]. Toilet paper is designed to decompose in a [[Conservapedia|septic tank]] after use, as opposed to facial [[tissue|tissues]], which are not always by design able to do so.<br /> Toilet paper is known by many names, some of which include &quot;toilet roll&quot;, &quot;dunny paper&quot; and &quot;bathroom tissue&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Ancient Use of Toilet Paper==<br /> Toilet paper has played a large roll in human history, without it, the world would surely have descended into [[Conservapedia|chaos]] long ago. The earliest recorded use (or otherwise) of toilet paper was written by the [[China|Chinese]] scholar, Yan Zhitui during the year 589 AD.<br /> {{Cquote|Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes}}<br /> <br /> Before widespread use of toilet paper, many humans would use less gentle methods such as [[leaves]], [[grass]] or even [[shell|seashells]] to deposit their excess leavings.<br /> <br /> ==Toilet Paper in the Modern Day==<br /> [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|left|The current holder of Guiness World Record's &quot;Most Toilet Paper Consumed&quot; record.]]<br /> With the invention of the [[internet]], toilet paper [[technology]] has advanced dramatically. Whereas in past eras people would wipe their excess [[Conservapedia|excrement]] on sheets of [[paper]], certain [[Conservapedia|websites]] have assumed the same role. While much more convenient, the [[Conservapedia|excrement]] remains in plain sight for all to see, this predicament is known as the &quot;Online [[Conservapedia|Septic Tank]]&quot; issue.<br /> <br /> [[Humanity|Select groups]] see this problem as humorous, while at the same time believe the [[Conservapedia|online septic waste]] should be dispatched to the sewer, where it belongs. If left unchecked, it is widely believed that the problem could lead to [[John_McCain|catastrophe]] of [[Great_Flood|biblical proportions]]<br /> <br /> ==Interesting Notes==<br /> Similar to sightings seen in [[food]] products and [[cloud]] formations, likenesses of the [[Mary|Virgin Mother]] have been seen in used toilet paper. Such sightings are said to fortell great [[User:Aschlafly|mental problems]] to the beholder, as is the same with all sightings regardless of medium.<br /> <br /> [[Conservapedia]] is responsible for the decimation of approximately one third of all toilet paper manufacturing in the world. This is largely due to the amount of [[Conservapedia|excrement]] deposited to said site instead of [[god|traditional]] methods of removing excess faeces.</div>

HFielding https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&diff=561031 2008-11-18T00:47:05Z

<p>HFielding: OMG, liberal on the loose!</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:conservlogo.png|325px|thumb|right|Internet Toilet Paper]]<br /> Toilet paper is [[paper]] specifically designed to remove traces of faeces from the [[human]] lower orifice after [[User:Aschlafly|defecation]]. Toilet paper is designed to decompose in a [[Conservapedia|septic tank]] after use, as opposed to facial [[tissue|tissues]], which are not always by design able to do so.<br /> Toilet paper is known by many names, some of which include &quot;toilet roll&quot;, &quot;dunny paper&quot; and &quot;bathroom tissue&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Ancient Use of Toilet Paper==<br /> Toilet paper has played a large roll in human history, without it, the world would surely have descended into [[Conservapedia|chaos]] long ago. The earliest recorded use (or otherwise) of toilet paper was written by the [[China|Chinese]] scholar, Yan Zhitui during the year 589 AD.<br /> {{Cquote|Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes}}<br /> <br /> Before widespread use of toilet paper, many humans would use less gentle methods such as [[leaves]], [[grass]] or even [[shell|seashells]] to deposit their excess leavings.<br /> <br /> ==Toilet Paper in the Modern Day==<br /> [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|left|The current holder of Guiness World Record's &quot;Most Toilet Paper Consumed&quot; record.]]<br /> With the invention of the [[internet]], toilet paper [[technology]] has advanced dramatically. Whereas in past eras people would wipe their excess [[Conservapedia|excrement]] on sheets of [[paper]], certain [[Conservapedia|websites]] have assumed the same role. While much more convenient, the [[Conservapedia|excrement]] remains in plain sight for all to see, this predicament is known as the &quot;Online [[Conservapedia|Septic Tank]]&quot; issue.<br /> <br /> [[Humanity|Select groups]] see this problem as humorous, while at the same time believe the [[Conservapedia|online septic waste]] should be dispatched to the sewer, where it belongs. If left unchecked, it is widely believed that the problem could lead to [[John_McCain|catastrophe]] of [[Great_Flood|biblical proportions]]<br /> <br /> ==Interesting Notes==<br /> Similar to sightings seen in [[food]] products and [[cloud]] formations, likenesses of the [[Mary|Virgin Mother]] have been seen in used toilet paper. Such sightings are said to fortell great [[User:Aschlafly|mental problems]] to the beholder, as is the same with all sightings regardless of medium.<br /> <br /> [[Conservapedia]] is responsible for the decimation of approximately one third of all toilet paper manufacturing in the world. This is largely due to the amount of [[Conservapedia|excrement]] deposited to said site instead of [[god|traditional]] methods of removing excess faeces.</div>

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