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Talk:Gender equality

2008-06-05T02:12:58Z

HoldenCaulfield:

Please don't excise whole chunks of an article on the basis of 'misleading statistics' without explaining what's misleading about them and opening the subject up for discussion first. --[[User:Britinme|Britinme]] 19:20, 15 April 2007 (EDT)

: The article said that equal pay for equal work is the law, and then cites statistics on pay being unequal. Does that mean that someone is violating the law? It is confusing. Then it gives some possible explanations for the differences, but omits the more obvious ones. [[User:RSchlafly|RSchlafly]] 19:38, 15 April 2007 (EDT)

::I was attempting to give some of the history leading up to the Equal Pay Act. If you feel it was confusing, why not try rewriting it to keep the historical background leading to the current status? That would be in keeping with the encyclopedic nature of this project. In the meantime I will revert the edit until you do that. --[[User:Britinme|Britinme]] 20:10, 15 April 2007 (EDT)

This article is entirely too liberal. Please fix it quickly.

Hindenburg

2008-06-05T02:12:55Z

HoldenCaulfield: Increased Veracity

[[Image:Hindenburg.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The destruction of the Hindenburg.]]

Bathed in perpetual twilight, the forests of Ashenvale was home not only to a plethora of vicious beasts, but also one of the primary territories the night elves called home. Calisea ran barefooted through the back paths of the feral land, searching for her target location. She had been given a task that sounded simple enough; find the Silverwing Sentinel grove, and deal with the women in whatever way she saw fit. She slowed as she approached the mark on her map, rolling it up and shoving it in her satchel. Calisea crept as quietly as she could, several oddly glowing bottles strung along her belt, the soft clinking of glass the only noise she made.

The grove was silent, a few look outs were all that could be seen, a large number of tents surrounded the lone moon well at the center of the camp. Calisea studied movement patterns of the guards, situating herself and inspecting the grove further. Unbeknown to the troll, she had been followed as soon as she had entered Ashenvale, but the tracker did not act yet. Calisea crept over to the moon well when a guard had turned to converse with another, pulling the corks out of several potion vials and emptying the contents into the glowing pool. Just as the sentinel turned to find Calisea, the troll had vanished, sneaking back over to the tree line to watch, a grin crossing her face.

After what seemed like hours of watching and waiting, Calisea smiled bright as she saw the night elf women waking up and taking turns getting their rejuvenating drinks from the moon well. "...I thought they bathed in those....".Calisea whispered softly, waiting eagerly for the results. After all the girls had gotten their drinks and sat down in the middle of the grove for food, the hilarity began. A random woman began to grip her belly, crying out in alarm as her waist began to bloat and expand, her belt bursting off. Her friends watched in horror, backing away before more cries of alarm were heard."What's happening to us?!". A frightened girl screamed, leaning on a tree while nursing her own bulging belly. "Ugh! We're...blowing up like balloons!!!". The first girl screamed, placing her hands on her breasts as they began to swell up with gas. Cries and moans filled the once still night air, Calisea blushing as she watched the show. "Somebody help us!!". The girls shrieked, the first one beginning to float away as her ass began to swell up with gas, softly pooting heard from her as she flailed. One by one, the girls began to round out and start lifting, the moans and cries dying out as their cheeks puffed up. Shreds of tattered clothing drifted to the ground softly as dozens of spherical night elven women began their trip upwards into the night sky. Minutes passed, all that remained on the ground were piles of burst belts, clothing and thongs, Calisea looking up as the spherical women we're blown away by the wind, vanishing.

"A mission well done...". Calisea giggled madly as she walked into the now empty camp, searching for her secondary objective; attack plans. As she rummaged through piles of clothing for a scroll or parchment, the sudden cracking of a twig caused her to spin around just in time to have her legs taken out by a gnome. Calisea fell onto her ass."What the hell?!". She spun around on the ground, leaping to her feet, seeing a gnome clad in plate armor."Where did all the sentinels go! I heard screams...speak troll!". Reina points a sword at Calisea, her blond hair let down, unusual for a gnome."I don't know...". The troll shamelessly lied, pretending she was wounded before tackling the gnome to the ground, disarming her. The women struggled and wrestled with one another, Calisea's armor being shredded off almost by the blades on Reina's. A sudden snarling caused the pair to freeze, looking over together at a rather vicious looking wolf."Good job, Valka...". Cyoni walked out from behind a tent, approaching the duo."Thanks...".Reina speaks, letting go of Calisea and walking over, standing in front of the draenei. Calisea scooted back against the base of the well, gulping and shaking."Let's finish her off...we need to find thos---WHAT THE HELL!?". Reina found herself being lifted up from behind, her plate armor being unbuckled and cast to the ground."Mmm! I like gnomes...". Cyoni held Reina up, the poor gnomes bare ass in her face."Put me down! What are you doing?!". The gnome shrieked, suddenly feeling an odd sensation. Something soft and wet was running along her rear, and to her more sensitive spots. Reina squirmed and gasped, tensing up as she felt Cyoni's tongue dart into her rear. The draenei held the victim up with one hand, using her free hand to rub the gnome's nethers. Reina shrieked in pleasure and surprise, giving into the sensations. "Ohh!". Her mind filled with lust, Reina moaned involuntarily, feeling something else happening in her rear. Cyoni was heard taking in deep breaths and blowing, her breath filling the gnome like a small balloon. Reina moaned softly, gripping her belly and breasts cutely, feeling them bulge and swell beneath her finger tips. Her eyes widened, inflating with every breath, her arms and legs stiffening as they filled with gas and slow absorbed into her rounding body. Cyoni held her with both hands now, stopping her blowing as the gnome became a sphere. She licked furiously at the gnomes nethers, Reina moaning squeakily, the only noise escaping her mouth. With one final squeak, she reached an amazing orgasm, spraying her wetness all over behind her. Cyoni lapped it all up, smiling and kissing the gnome's ballooned rear."I hope you enjoyed it...as much as I did...".She says, turning Reina so she's face to face."Good bye!". Cyoni took a deep breath, kissing Reina and blowing it all into her. The gnome pulsed a few times before a loud pop echoed in the woods, shreds of rubbery skin floating down.

Calisea had watched, kept in place by the snarling wolf."Your turn....". Cyoni walked over to Calisea."...Where DID all of the night elves here go, anyway? Tell me the truth...". She asked, Valka backing away now. Calisea gulped, looking at her shyly."I poisoned them...it did what you just did to that gnome...minus the popping...".Cyoni listens, her eyes lighting up as she hears the little tale."...They all floated away...". Calisea finished, Cyoni walking right up to her."...Got any left...?"She looks at the girl's belt, pulling two bottles off of it."Strip...now...".The draenei whispers, getting naked herself. Calisea reluctantly agreed. No sooner then she had taken her underwear off, she felt something slide into her womanhood without hesitation, a soft cry escaping her throat. When she looked down, Cyoni had positioned herself to where her tail was inside of her playmate. The tail thrust, Cyoni leaning in and kissing the troll, pinning her arms to the side. Calisea moaned in protest...at first. She tightened up around the tail, rocking into it as Cyoni pulled the kiss away."D...drink up....".Cyoni shoved the potion into Calisea's mouth, the girl too aroused to refuse, downing the entirity of it's contents. Cyoni drank the second one herself, laying Calisea down on the ground and using her tail to thrust into her strong. The troll sighed happily, feeling her belly begin to rumble and hiss. Cyoni pressed into her, her own body starting to make noises, pressing her slowly swelling belly against her partners. Calisea began to grip Cyoni's hips, pulling her and her tail deeper into her, softly shrieking. Cyoni grinned, suckling one of the troll's breasts, her own wetness dripping onto Calisea. Their moans began to gain volume and frequency, Calisea leaning up and kissing Cyoni while she could, both girls reaching an near-explosive climax together. The screams that went with them were heard for miles.

They started at each other, Cyoni getting off of Calisea, rubbing a rather impressive belly. Calisea remained on her back, her belly bulging out like a beachball. The draenei panted, staggering a little from the force of their release, looking for some string to tie them to one another. In the meanwhile, Calisea's breasts blew up into her face."H-hang on!". Cyoni ran over, feeling each step take longer for her to put her foot back down, tying one end of the string to one of Calisea's wrists, the other to one of her own."Mmmph! I have the...antidote! We need to--". She was cut off by a kiss from her lustful friend."...Who says I want to deflate...".Cyoni said in a sultry voice, Calisea's rear starting to blow up as Cyoni squeezed it. Calisea looked at her panicked, but smiled after a short nod. She began to round out, generating lift, her body creaking and hissing as her limbs began to absorb into spherical form. Cyoni watched, gasping and blushing as she let a squeaky poot blow out of her rear, Calisea only giggling as her cheeks puffed up. Soon, Cyoni began to feel herself pulled up by Calisea, her own helium filled body starting to round out, even her tail becoming a bit poofier. As they floated higher and higher, Cyoni's body became a sphere, floating equally with Calisea. The two women drifted in the same direction Calisea's previous victims did, looking at each other contently as they gained more and more altitude, drifting in the night sky for quite some time. "This...is fun...". Calisea's thoughts drifted off, smiling at her fellow blimp, enjoying their fate, no matter how temporary or permanent it may be.

Beer

2008-06-05T02:12:52Z

HoldenCaulfield: Increased Veracity

[[Image:Beer.jpg|right]]'''Beer''' is an [[alcoholic drink]] produced through [[fermentation]] of [[sugar]]s derived primarily from [[malt|malted grains]]. The primary [[grain]] used is usually malted [[barley]], although some styles of beer use malted [[wheat]] or [[oats]] as the primary grain.

The four major ingredients of beer are [[water]], [[malt]], [[hops]] and [[yeast]]. The particular combination, amount and variety of each of these ingredients determine the final [[flavor]], alcoholic strength and style of the finished beer.

Although almost all modern beer styles use [[hops]], early European brewers originally added spices such as rosemary, coriander, ginger, anise seed, and juniper berries to their beers to impart more complex flavors. Hops are used primarily used today because the bitterness derived from the hops tend to counter-balance the sweetness derived from the malt, and provide a more balanced flavor. Hops may also be added to beer to impart a floral or spicy aroma and flavor. Another benefit early brewers found was that hops also tended to help preserve their beers longer than unhopped beers.

The earliest written records of hop cultivation come from 8th and 9th century A.D. from the Hallertau district in [[Germany]], now famous for their Hallertau Mittelfruh hop variety. The earliest actual brewing records explicitly noting the addition of hops come from 14th century Germany.

Although there are [[microorganisms]] that can spoil beer, such as [[lactobacillus]], there are no known human [[pathogens]] than can live in beer. This is commonly thought to be due to the alcohol in the beer, however it is actually due to the [[pH]]; typically in the range of 4.0 to 4.4.
==Categories==
All beers fall in to two categories; Lagers and Ales. The only stylistic exceptions are "hybrid" beers, such as Cream Ales, Kolsch and California Common Beers (Steam Beers).

Lagers are cold [[fermentation|fermented]] with the [[Saccharomyces pastorianus]] variety of [[yeast]], typically between 46 and 56 F. Complete fermentation of lager beers takes from six weeks to nine months. This brewing technique originated in [[Germany]], where the word ‘lagern’ literally means "to store". Common styles of lager beer are Pilsner and Bock. Most beers brewed by the major American breweries are lagers.

Ales are fermented with the ‘S. cerevisiae’ variety of yeast, at temperatures higher than lagers, typically between 55 and 75 F. The higher fermentation temperature of ales tends to produce beers with a more complex, fruity [[flavor]], usually derived from [[ester|esters]] produced by the yeast during fermentation. Common varieties of ales include Pale Ale, India Pale Ale, Brown Ale, Stout and Porter.

==Styles==
===Lambic===
Lambic is a sub style of sour ales which was originally produced by brewers around [[Brussels]] in the [[Senne Valley]]. Lambic comes in two forms, straight (unblended) Lambic and Fruit Lambic. Lambic beers use hops aged for three years to remove any bitterness, and are added primarily for their preservative effect. These beers are allowed to spontaneously fermented by a variety of wild microorganisms. These microorganisms include wild yeasts and bacteria such as pediococcus and lactobacillus. The bacteria produce acids during fermentation that results in a beer that can be extremely dry and astonishingly tart.

Due to the specific flavors that the wild yeasts and microorganisms in this region of the world produce in Lambic beer, production of this style has not spread to other regions like other beers styles of beer have. Versions of Lambics produced with pure cultures tend to lack the depth of flavor that the Belgian brewers are able to produce.
===Evolution is a LIE===
NO.
==History==
The earliest known evidence of beer and brewing comes from [[Sumeria]] around 4,000 B.C. The evidence comes from clay tablets inscribed with the [[Hymn to Ninkasi]], the Sumerian's Goddess of brewing, where the hymn contains a rudimentary recipe for beer.

==References==
==External Links==
*[http://www.coopsmaps.com/beer/hops.html Coops Maps - A short history of hops]
*[http://www.alabev.com/history.htm A short history of beer]
*[http://www.brewery.org/library/ReinHeit.html English translation of the Reinheitsgebot]
*[http://www.bjcp.org/stylecenter.html Beer Judge Certification Program Style Guidelines]

[[Category:Alcoholic Beverages]]

Feminism

2008-06-05T02:12:36Z

HoldenCaulfield: Increased Veracity

Lulz...clitoris...