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Fermions

2007-04-05T20:07:08Z

James Bond:

Fermions are particles with half-integer spin that obey the Dirac-Fermi statistics.

they are also a major part of:
Crap
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“Perhaps when I grow up, I'll be a famous inventor, and my name will become a household word! ”

~ young Thomas Crapper, inventor on crap
“I hate it when mother fuckin' snakes on mother fuckin' planes call me that.”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on crap
“It's definitely not Scottish.”

~ Chris Farley on crap
“Yo' momma is crap”

~ the kid next door on Your mom
“I don't know the crapfully yours.”

~ Strong Bad on the crapfully yours
“Crap; Ya' gotta love it!”

~ Evil Pizza on crap
“Can you handle as much crap as me? I'm the king of crap!”

~ Micheal DeLorenzo on the floor
“In Soviet Russia, things crap YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on crap
“So, man, will that be crap on that pizza, man?”

~ Pimply Pizza Delivery Boy on crap
“CRAP!!!!!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Crap
“Why you lazy crap for crap!!”

~ Strong Bad on Crap
“Holy CRAP!!!”

~ Peter Boyle on Family
“I pity da fool.”

~ Mr. T on George W. Bush
“OMG! CRAAAAAP!!!!”

~ Big Boss on Crap
“Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's not wearing any Marzi-pants?”

~ Monkey D on crap

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(Fig. 1) - Atomic Structure of Crap Crap

Symbol: Cp
Atomic Number: 170
Atomic Mass: 341.9479 amu

Crap is the most abundant element in the known universe, 10^56 times more prevalent than the second most common element, Tedium. Crap was originally discovered in 1932 by Niels Bohr, who was voted most boring nuclear physicist of the 20th Century in a recent poll by Discover Magazine.(He was also the unfortunate inventor of self-exploding sandwiches. That is, after he got crap poisoning.) Dr. Leopold Weingart was the first to synthesize pure Crap from nearly 270 tons of Crap ore. Unfortunately, Weingart failed to take the necessary precautions when working with purified Crap, and was soon diagnosed with a "nasty" case of ass cancer, from which he died in agony a few months later. Fortunately there was a crap throwing monkey in his crappy hospital room at the time, greatly lightening the overall crappy mood.

Crap is unique among the elements, as it is the only one, thus far, found to undergo cold fusion at nearly room temperature (-48 degrees Celsius). This curious attribute likely explains the element's abundance, since Crap can and will combine with various other elements to produce more Crap, as well as more complex molecules.

This brings us to another of Crap's unusual properties -- everything it touches becomes more crap. In that sense, it's the most crappy substance in the universe.

Crap is also found to contain astrological cosmic chaos molecular-like structures, which is believed by researchers worldwide to be crap. Scientists someday hope to harness this extraordinary property -- by sacrificing, er, enlisting a steady stream of graduate students, it's hoped that a use can be found for cosmic chaos molecular-like structure.

Crap is also what people like Chuck E. Cheese, Jimbo Wales, Axl Rose, and President George W. Bush's brains are filled with. A heavy source of most of our crap today comes from Wikipedia.

[edit] See also
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Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crap"

~1c3w3dg3

Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

2007-04-05T20:06:40Z

James Bond:

{{merge|Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn}}Alexander Solzhenitsyn (b. 1918) was a dissident (vocal critic) in the communist [[Soviet Union]]. He was arrested sent to prison and labor camps for writing a letter that criticized [[Joseph Stalin]]. His additional writing won him the [[Nobel Prize]] for Literature in 1970 and exile from the Soviet Union (ordered out of the country) in 1974. He returned to [[Russia]] in 1994, after [[communism]] fell there.

Solzhenitsyn said, "At the height of Stalin's terror in 1937-38 ... more than 40,000 persons were shot per month .... Over there people are groaning and dying and in psychiatric hospitals. Doctors are making their evening rounds, injecting people with drugs which destroy their brain cells. ... You know the words from the Bible: 'Build not on sand, but on rock'.... [[Vladimir Ilyich Lenin|Lenin]]'s teachings are that anyone is considered to be a fool who doesn't take what's lying in front of him. If you can take it, take it. If you can attack, attack. But if there's a wall, then
go back. And the Communist leaders respect only firmness and have contempt and laugh at persons who continually give in to them."

Solzhenitsyn warned the [[United States]], "America ... they are trying to weaken you; they are trying to disarm your strong and magnificent country ... I call upon you: ordinary working me of America ... do not let yourselves become weak." Critics point out that this quotation was essentially a "form letter" that was sent to numerous Western countries, although Solzhenitsyn never received a personal reply from any country other than [[Belgium]].

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He was pretty dumb if he though america was better than the USSR, sure it hads some problems but the us is just purley gay.

~Ic3w3dg3

Infinite regression

2007-04-05T20:06:37Z

James Bond:

An [[infinite regression]] is a proposed chain of causation in which each purported cause itself requires another event of exactly the same type to cause ''it.''

This raises the question of what set the original chain in motion--in short, what was the "first cause." Whether all things must have a "first cause" or not, is a subject of [[Is a first cause of a process necessary, always possible, or sometimes impossible?|debate]].

== An example ==
Many [[sciece|scientists]], observing the remarkable complexity of life (and especially of [[DNA]], the [[molecule]] that holds the complete instruction set for life), doubt strenuously that life could have originated on the earth out of non-life--a process called [[abiogenesis]]. [[Francis H. Crick]], the co-discoverer of [[DNA]], recognized this early and also is alleged to have recognized other conditions that abiogenesis would have required, that in all [[probability]] did not exist on earth. Crick did not believe that life was created by supernatural means, and therefore deduced that since life did ''not'' originate on earth, it was ''deposited'' on earth from outside.

How, then, did this happen? Most proponents of his outside-seeding of life, called [[panspermia]], suggest that the [[comet]]s contain the seeds of life within their tails, and the earth acquired these seeds by passing through a comet's tail. Dr. Crick and his colleague [[Leslie H. Orgel]] assumed something far more radical: that an advanced [[civilization]] built and launched a brace of intergalactic [[ballistic missile]]s, each laden with bacteria and blue-green algae, in all directions from their homeworld. One such missile crash-landed on earth, and all life on earth is the by-product of the payload of that missile.

But this begs one of two questions:

#Where did life originate, that it would then infiltrate multiple cometary tails?
#Did yet ''another'' advanced civilization fire the missile that provided the seed of life from which the ''most recent launch authority'' had its own origins?

Unless an eventual origin of life is proposed (on another planet or in space), then for each step, the observer must ''regress'' one age into the past. The problem is that he never stops regressing. ''An infinite regression cannot have an identifiable first cause.''
== Another Example: Who created the creator? ==

Another example of infinite regression is when one asserts that life must have been created, thus requiring a more complex creator. However, for this logic to hold, the creator is a life form which requires another life form to create it. This logic chain continues and causes an infinite regression.

One method to stop this infinite regression is to assume that life does not need a creator. This argument is often used against the ideas of [[creationism]] and [[Intelligent Design]].<ref> Richard Dawkins. 2006. The God Delusion.</ref>

Another method is to assume that the Creator is the First Cause and is the only Entity that is Past-Eternal (and Future-Eternal).

== Classical illustrations of infinite regression ==
The oldest practical illustration of the concept of infinite regression requires the experimenter to erect two mirrors facing one another, and then to stand between them. He will see his own image looking back at him, and then the back of his own head, and then his face, and so on, an infinite number of times.

A more modern experiment requires a [[television]] camera and receiver. If one sends the signal from the camera to the receiver, and then ''aims the camera at the receiver,'' the receiver will show a picture of itself, holding a picture of itself, holding a picture of itself, holding a picture of itself, and so on to infinity.

== Debates ==
The subject of infinite regression--its validity, defensibility, and possible applicability to real-world situations--is being debated [[Is infinite regression ever valid as a form of reasoning, or acceptable as a way the universe works, or came to be?|here]]. [[Is a first cause of a process necessary, always possible, or sometimes impossible?|Also being debated]] is the notion of a first cause, and whether or not it is always required.

== See also ==
* [[Logical fallacy]]

== References ==

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conservapdeia is an infinite regression of stupidity
~Icewedge