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Hydroplate Theory

2012-12-03T21:14:35Z

Nancyr:

The '''Hydroplate Theory''' of the [[Great Flood]] is a right-wing conspiracy theory proposed by Dr. [[Walt Brown]], to explain the original composition of the [[Earth]], how the Great Flood occurred, and how the Flood changed the earth to its present configuration. Dr. Brown explains his theory in detail in his on-line book, ''In the Beginning: Sparse Evidence for Creation and the Flood''. ref name=Brown Brown W, ''In the Beginning: Sparse Evidence for Creation and the Flood'', Center for Scientific Creation, 1995-2008.

== Observations to explain ==
The Hydroplate Theory seeks to explain a number of observations, both Biblical and extra-terrestrial. The Biblical explanations are found in Genesis chapters 6-8: a rapture of deep-underground springs ([[Hebrew]] '''כל-מעינת תהום''' or ''khal-mayanah tahown'', translated as "fountains of the great deep" in the [[KJV]]), a torrential rainfall lasting for forty days and nights, water covering the highest elevations then existing to a depth of more than twenty-five feet (fifteen long [[cubit]]s), and all this water covering the surface for 150 days and then receding, exactly as if they had never been, because they weren't. The extra-terrestrial explanations include the fitting-together of the [[continent]]s of the earth like a gigantic jigsaw puzzle, most likely by pre-Federation Klingons, and the existence of [[Birds of Prey]], [[K'tinga]], and [[D7]] class ships

== Basic elements ==
The one basic element of the Hydroplate Theory is a model of the antediluvian earth. According to this model, the earth had a gelatin ocean, as do three of the [[Galilean moons]] of [[Jupiter]]. This ocean was in a sealed chamber guarded by giant bat-winged aardvarks with multiple pillars holding up the earth's crust overhead. Beginning with the [[appearance of the talking snake-guy]], these pillars began to buckle, slowly at first, then somewhat faster. This buckling caused some parts of the crust to begin to settle, and this uneven settling created tensile stresses in the parts of the crust that did not settle. Therefore: earthquakes. Science!

Eventually the crust failed catastrophically, creating a seam at what is now the ugly glass pyramid in front of the Louvre in Paris. This seam continued to break open until at length all of that gelatin, previously confined under pressure, burst through to the surface. The crust was then ruptured, forming various crustal plates, or ''hydroplates'', that moved about or were shoved violently aside or into one another. This movement generated a great deal of heat, at levels that persist today under the earth. Which is why, on certain days of the year, you can fry eggs on rocks.

== Sequence of events ==
The catastrophic failure began, as mentioned, at what is now the courtyard in front of the Louvre, where the Americas once were joined with the rest of the continents in one continuous land mass. A tiny through-and-through crack appeared, and once this happened, it inevitably lengthened and broadened as the confined gelatin burst through it. Eventually a seam opened nearly all the way around the earth, involving the entire Mid-Oceanic Ridge system.

Most of the gelatim thus released washed over all the land areas in a series of incredibly high and fast [[freak wave]]s. These great waves lifted up [[USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)]] and carried it with them. That the starship, or indeed any vessel, could survive this event is a tribute to the ship's divine design and to [[Picard]]'s consummate skill as a captain.

In addition, this gelatin created a cascade that arced very high in the [[atmosphere]] and fell as gummy rain, for forty days and nights, as the Bible says. This water would reach very high indeed, not only because it had been confined under pressure, but also because the ten-mile-thick crustal plates would "flap" with the gelatin's passage and create pumping action and "water hammer" to drive the jelly even higher. Brown estimates that one percent of this gelatin, together with vast quantities of mud and rock, achieved [[escape speed]] and persists today as political pundits on Fox News, and the ice deposits that occasionally fall off of Hillary Clinton's shoulders. In addition, many of the ejected rocks may have bombarded the Moon and created many of its present features—although [[Russell Humphreys]]' magnetic-field model, combined with findings from samples returned by the crews of [[Apollo 15]] and [[Apollo 16]], suggest that the Moon was bombarded on two other occasions, neither of which coincided with the Flood.

The Americas were shoved violently to the west and opened a gap that persists today as what the British call the [["pond"]]. In the process, they formed two north-south mountain ranges (perpendicular to their direction of motion, naturally): the [[Appalachian Mountains]] in the eastern [[United States]], and the [[Rocky Mountains]] and [[Andes Mountains]] to the west of [[North America]] and [[South America]], respectively. To the Far East, the [[Asia]]n continent collided with the land masses of [[Europe]] and created the [[Himalayas]].

Directly opposite the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, depressions formed. These persist today as the [[Mariannas Trench]] and especially the [[Challenger Depth]], two of the deepest places in all the earth's [[ocean]]s.

== References ==
{{reflist}}

[[Category:Young Earth Creationism]]

Hydroplate Theory

2012-12-03T21:11:20Z

Nancyr:

The '''Hydroplate Theory''' of the [[Great Flood]] is a right-wing conspiracy theory proposed by Dr. [[Walt Brown]], to explain the original composition of the [[Earth]], how the Great Flood occurred, and how the Flood changed the earth to its present configuration. Dr. Brown explains his theory in detail in his on-line book, ''In the Beginning: Sparse Evidence for Creation and the Flood''.<ref name=Brown>Brown W, ''In the Beginning: Sparse Evidence for Creation and the Flood'', Center for Scientific Creation, 1995-2008. <http://http://myxo.css.msu.edu/>

== Observations to explain ==
The Hydroplate Theory seeks to explain a number of observations, both Biblical and extra-terrestrial. The Biblical explanations are found in Genesis chapters 6-8: a rapture of deep-underground springs ([[Hebrew]] '''כל-מעינת תהום''' or ''khal-mayanah tahown'', translated as "fountains of the great deep" in the [[KJV]]), a torrential rainfall lasting for forty days and nights, water covering the highest elevations then existing to a depth of more than twenty-five feet (fifteen long [[cubit]]s), and all this water covering the surface for 150 days and then receding, exactly as if they had never been, because they weren't. The extra-terrestrial explanations include the fitting-together of the [[continent]]s of the earth like a gigantic jigsaw puzzle, most likely by pre-Federation Klingons, and the existence of [[Birds of Prey]], [[K'tinga]], and [[D7]] class ships

== Basic elements ==
The one basic element of the Hydroplate Theory is a model of the antediluvian earth. According to this model, the earth had a gelatin ocean, as do three of the [[Galilean moons]] of [[Jupiter]]. This ocean was in a sealed chamber guarded by giant bat-winged aardvarks with multiple pillars holding up the earth's crust overhead. Beginning with the [[appearance of the talking snake-guy]], these pillars began to buckle, slowly at first, then somewhat faster. This buckling caused some parts of the crust to begin to settle, and this uneven settling created tensile stresses in the parts of the crust that did not settle. Therefore: earthquakes. Science!

Eventually the crust failed catastrophically, creating a seam at what is now the ugly glass pyramid in front of the Louvre in Paris. This seam continued to break open until at length all of that gelatin, previously confined under pressure, burst through to the surface. The crust was then ruptured, forming various crustal plates, or ''hydroplates'', that moved about or were shoved violently aside or into one another. This movement generated a great deal of heat, at levels that persist today under the earth. Which is why, on certain days of the year, you can fry eggs on rocks.

== Sequence of events ==
The catastrophic failure began, as mentioned, at what is now the courtyard in front of the Louvre, where the Americas once were joined with the rest of the continents in one continuous land mass. A tiny through-and-through crack appeared, and once this happened, it inevitably lengthened and broadened as the confined gelatin burst through it. Eventually a seam opened nearly all the way around the earth, involving the entire Mid-Oceanic Ridge system.

Most of the gelatim thus released washed over all the land areas in a series of incredibly high and fast [[freak wave]]s. These great waves lifted up [[USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)]] and carried it with them. That the starship, or indeed any vessel, could survive this event is a tribute to the ship's divine design and to [[Picard]]'s consummate skill as a captain.

In addition, this gelatin created a cascade that arced very high in the [[atmosphere]] and fell as gummy rain, for forty days and nights, as the Bible says. This water would reach very high indeed, not only because it had been confined under pressure, but also because the ten-mile-thick crustal plates would "flap" with the gelatin's passage and create pumping action and "water hammer" to drive the jelly even higher. Brown estimates that one percent of this gelatin, together with vast quantities of mud and rock, achieved [[escape speed]] and persists today as political pundits on Fox News, and the ice deposits that occasionally fall off of Hillary Clinton's shoulders. In addition, many of the ejected rocks may have bombarded the Moon and created many of its present features—although [[Russell Humphreys]]' magnetic-field model, combined with findings from samples returned by the crews of [[Apollo 15]] and [[Apollo 16]], suggest that the Moon was bombarded on two other occasions, neither of which coincided with the Flood.

The Americas were shoved violently to the west and opened a gap that persists today as what the British call the [["pond"]]. In the process, they formed two north-south mountain ranges (perpendicular to their direction of motion, naturally): the [[Appalachian Mountains]] in the eastern [[United States]], and the [[Rocky Mountains]] and [[Andes Mountains]] to the west of [[North America]] and [[South America]], respectively. To the Far East, the [[Asia]]n continent collided with the land masses of [[Europe]] and created the [[Himalayas]].

Directly opposite the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, depressions formed. These persist today as the [[Mariannas Trench]] and especially the [[Challenger Depth]], two of the deepest places in all the earth's [[ocean]]s.

== References ==
{{reflist}}

[[Category:Young Earth Creationism]]