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<p>OMFG: </p> <hr /> <div>William Bradford lived from March 1590 to March 1997, he died of a severe case of Gingivitis. Sadly, no known source of said Gingivitis was found, he was 27 at the time of death.<br /> <br /> But you know, back in the great war of 1812 I served in the British army. We were defending an outpost against the Spainish, who were trying to take the WaterWorld we had set up at Fort Bluffenstein. We knew they wanted it because we had recieved an email about two fort nights ago, and it read: &quot;We are the Spanish, we wish to have WaterWorld! We will be visiting in about two fort nights!&quot;<br /> <br /> The day came, and we were ready. We had our rifles stuffed full with gun powder and our pockets full of left-overs, oh we were ready.<br /> <br /> As it turns out it was an April fools joke, but not really, seriously.<br /> <br /> When then commenced in having the time of our life on the Dragon's Tail slide, it was the best. You know, I had never been baptised, but I knew, I knew, we had won...</div>

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