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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous zany (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, which may  be included in seasons with higher episode counts, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He disdains the education system, and discourages Morty from paying more attention to his studies, which he frequently misses. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;A Rickle in Time&amp;quot; - The timeline is split into two due to Rick's mistake with the time device, while Jerry and Beth share a romantic moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Mortynight Run&amp;quot; - Morty tries to save a man's life, which engulfs him into a plot of intrigue and lies.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Auto Erotic Assimilation&amp;quot; - Rick meets an old girlfriend, which leaves him quite emotional.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Total Rickall&amp;quot; - A parasite infiltrates the Smith household, which takes the form of zany outrageous characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Get Schwifty&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty must save the world from a giant head that wants to hear a hit song.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The Ricks Must Be Crazy&amp;quot; - Rick needs to repair his car after neglecting to check his oil.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Big Trouble in Little Sanchez&amp;quot; - Rick recommends Jerry and Beth see an alien marriage counselor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate&amp;quot; - The family watches more interdimensional cable as Jerry is in an alien hospital, which would like to use his penis in a heart transplant.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Look Who's Purging Now&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty are stranded on a planet due to a Morty being a Morty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The Wedding Squanchers&amp;quot; - The Smith/Sanchez family attends a wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 5 &lt;br /&gt;
Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
8. Is the show politically or religiously biased?&lt;br /&gt;
9. Is the show too violent?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous zany (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, which may  be included in seasons with higher episode counts, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He disdains the education system, and discourages Morty from paying more attention to his studies, which he frequently misses. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;A Rickle in Time&amp;quot; - The timeline is split into two due to Rick's mistake with the time device, while Jerry and Beth share a romantic moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Mortynight Run&amp;quot; - Morty tries to save a man's life, which engulfs him into a plot of intrigue and lies.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Auto Erotic Assimilation&amp;quot; - Rick meets an old girlfriend, which leaves him quite emotional.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Total Rickall&amp;quot; - A parasite infiltrates the Smith household, which takes the form of zany outrageous characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Get Schwifty&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty must save the world from a giant head that wants to hear a hit song.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The Ricks Must Be Crazy&amp;quot; - Rick needs to repair his car after neglecting to check his oil.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Big Trouble in Little Sanchez&amp;quot; - Rick recommends Jerry and Beth see an alien marriage counselor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate&amp;quot; - The family watches more interdimensional cable as Jerry is in an alien hospital, which would like to use his penis in a heart transplant.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Look Who's Purging Now&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty are stranded on a planet due to a Morty being a Morty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The Wedding Squanchers&amp;quot; - The Smith/Sanchez family attends a wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
8. Is the show politically or religiously biased?&lt;br /&gt;
9. Is the show too violent?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, which may  be included in seasons with higher episode counts, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He disdains the education system, and discourages Morty from paying more attention to his studies, which he frequently misses. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;A Rickle in Time&amp;quot; - The timeline is split into two due to Rick's mistake with the time device, while Jerry and Beth share a romantic moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mortynight Run&amp;quot; - Morty tries to save a man's life, which engulfs him into a plot of intrigue and lies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Auto Erotic Assimilation&amp;quot; - Rick meets an old girlfriend, which leaves him quite emotional.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Total Rickall&amp;quot; - A parasite infiltrates the Smith household, which takes the form of zany outrageous characters.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Get Schwifty&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty must save the world from a giant head that wants to hear a hit song.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The Ricks Must Be Crazy&amp;quot; - Rick needs to repair his car after neglecting to check his oil.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Big Trouble in Little Sanchez&amp;quot; - Rick recommends Jerry and Beth see an alien marriage counselor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate&amp;quot; - The family watches more interdimensional cable as Jerry is in an alien hospital, which would like to use his penis in a heart transplant.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Look Who's Purging Now&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty are stranded on a planet due to a Morty being a Morty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The Wedding Squanchers&amp;quot; - The Smith/Sanchez family attends a wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
8. Is the show politically or religiously biased?&lt;br /&gt;
9. Is the show too violent?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, which may  be included in seasons with higher episode counts, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He disdains the education system, and discourages Morty from paying more attention to his studies, which he frequently misses. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;A Rickle in Time&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Mortynight Run&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Auto Erotic Assimilation&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Total Rickall&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Get Schwifty&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The Ricks Must Be Crazy&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Big Trouble in Little Sanchez&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Look Who's Purging Now&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The Wedding Squanchers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
8. Is the show politically or religiously biased?&lt;br /&gt;
9. Is the show too violent?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, which may  be included in seasons with higher episode counts, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He disdains the education system, and discourages Morty from paying more attention to his studies, which he frequently misses. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;A Rickle in Time&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Mortynight Run&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Auto Erotic Assimilation&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Total Rickall&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Get Schwifty&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The Ricks Must Be Crazy&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Big Trouble in Little Sanchez&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Look Who's Purging Now&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The Wedding Squanchers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
8. Is the show politically or religiously biased?&lt;br /&gt;
9. Is the show too violent?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Comedy Television Shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Nintendo Switch</title>
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&lt;div&gt;The Nintendo Switch is the sixth home console made by [[Nintendo]].  Codenamed the NX, it is Nintendo's first hybrid console, in that it also functions as a handheld system.  It was released worldwide on March 3, 2017.  As of June 2019, the system has sold 36 million units.  On September 20, 2019, Nintendo released the Switch Lite, a smaller version of the system that is only able to be played as a handheld system.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Following the success of Nintendo's DS and 3DS lines in the handheld market and the Nintendo Wii as their home console, the successor to the latter, the Wii U, was released in late 2012.  However, the Wii U's sales were not meeting expectations.  In 2016, Nintendo announced they would be discontinuing the Wii U within the next year.  In October, they officially announced the Nintendo Switch.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some began questioning Nintendo's strategy with the system, as one of the first games announced was 2011's ''The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.''  Even though the game was made during the previous generation of consoles (PS3 and Xbox 360), it was considered a high-performance game.  Many questioned if it would run efficiently, given the system was not as powerful as the PS4 and Xbox One.  However, upon the games release in late 2017, although it had some minor performance issues, the port was well-received.  Other third-party games that are considered high-performance such as The Witcher III, Doom, and the Assassin's Creed series have been released for the system.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Switch would be the first home console since the Nintendo 64 to use cartridges rather than discs.  Although, the game cards the Switch uses are more similar to those used for the Nintendo 3DS, as opposed to a traditional cartridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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The controllers for the system are called &amp;quot;joy-cons.&amp;quot;  The joy-cons can fit onto either side of the system, be used solo, or placed onto a controller for a more traditional experience.  Additionally, Nintendo also released a pro-controller.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2018, Nintendo released their Nintendo Switch Online service.  This had been provided free since the launch of the system.  The service provides cloud saves, as well as access to NES and SNES games.  Customers can choose to subscribe for 1 month, 3 months, or 1 year.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Release==&lt;br /&gt;
The Switch was released worldwide on March 3, 2017.  Initially, stores got limited quantities of the system, which caused it to be sold out for the first few months of it's lifespan.  However, by Christmas 2017, the system was widely available.  There were problems with some systems cracking and bending due to heat, as well as the battery life being short.  In August 2019, Nintendo would begin using a different type of battery with the Switch.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Memory became an issue with the system.  The internal memory was 32 GB.  If someone desired to play more games, they would have to buy a micro SD card.  Nintendo would release their own micro SD cards, but the Switch was compatible with most any card, regardless of manufacturer, although micro sd cards with capacities of 512 GB or 1TB have been known to burn in the consoles, as customers are prone to download many games in cards of that size.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable Games==&lt;br /&gt;
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*The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild&lt;br /&gt;
*Mario Kart 8 Deluxe&lt;br /&gt;
*Splatoon 2&lt;br /&gt;
*The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim&lt;br /&gt;
*Super Mario Odyssey&lt;br /&gt;
*Super Smash Bros. Ultimate&lt;br /&gt;
*The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening&lt;br /&gt;
*New Super Mario Bros. U&lt;br /&gt;
*Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age&lt;br /&gt;
*The Witcher III: Wild Hunt&lt;br /&gt;
*Fire Emblem: Three Houses&lt;br /&gt;
*Pokemon Sword and Shield&lt;br /&gt;
*Animal Crossing: New Horizons&lt;br /&gt;
*Pikmin 3 Deluxe&lt;br /&gt;
*Astral Chain&lt;br /&gt;
*Bayonetta 3 (Upcoming)&lt;br /&gt;
*Super Mario Maker 2&lt;br /&gt;
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==JoyCon Drift==&lt;br /&gt;
Some Joy-Con controllers have input the joystick when it is idle, rendering the system difficult to use &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.resetera.com/threads/joy-con-drift-is-still-a-huge-problem-3-years-later-ign-opinion-piece.202764/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Japanese Companies]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Nintendo]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>PlayStation</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Playstation-SCPH-30000 vertical.jpg|thumbnail|A [[PlayStation 2]] (SCPH-30000) console]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Sony PlayStation''' is a video game system developed by [[Sony]].  Originally released in December 1994, the PlayStation is in its fourth iteration (known as the PlayStation 4 or PS4 for short).  The PlayStation is arguably the greatest console family ever released. Its pro-developer policies, powerful unique intuitive hardware sleek design and vast library of games has made it the first choice of players and developers alike.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Development==&lt;br /&gt;
Back in 1988, Sony and video game company Nintendo, teamed up to create a CD-ROM for the Super Famicom (Super Nintendo). However, Sony would retain all the rights to the CD-ROM technology. This made Nintendo feel uneasy. As a result, Nintendo went to Philips to create another CD-ROM. The CD-ROM technology never saw the light of day. &lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 1 (PSX)==&lt;br /&gt;
The original PlayStation was released in December 1994 in Japan, and in the United States in September 1995.  The release was an enormous success for Sony, as it became the first video game system to sell over 100 million units nine years after its release.  The success of the system also led to several popular game series, including the continuation of [[Final Fantasy]], [[Ridge Racer]], and [[Crash Bandicoot]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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The original PlayStation supported CDs, as opposed to cartridges that were used by the Nintendo 64, the main competition to the PlayStation.  Games could be saved through a memory card that plugged into the front of the system.&lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 2 (PS2)==&lt;br /&gt;
The second iteration of the PlayStation was released in 2000.  The PS2 became the best-selling console of all time, reaching 150 million units sold in January 2011.  The PS2 boasted better graphics than its predecessor, the ability to play video DVDs in addition to video games, and later, online gaming.  The PlayStation 2 was one of the cheapest DVD players in Japan at the time of its release and helped spark the DVD market in Japan, as it had not caught on as it had in North America.  The PS2 would compete against the Sega Dreamcast, which had launched in 1999.  The Dreamcast was discontinued in 2001, due to poor sales.  The PS2 would later compete against the Microsoft Xbox and Nintendo Gamecube, both of which were released in November 2001.  Popular games for the PS2 included ''Final Fantasy X'', ''Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of liberty'', ''Ico'', ''Shadow of the Colossus'', ''Killzone'', ''Ratchet &amp;amp; Clank'', ''Grand Theft Auto III'', and ''God of War''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 3 (PS3)==&lt;br /&gt;
Sony's most current version of the PlayStation system is the PS3.  The PS3 launched in 2006.  Competing against Microsoft's Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Wii.  Initial reviews were critical, with most reviewers criticizing the high price point and a lack of high quality video games.  However, the hardware and Blu-Ray capabilities were praised, as at the time, the PS3 was one of the cheaper [[Blu-ray]] players on the market.&lt;br /&gt;
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The PS3 underwent several hardware revisions, including a removal of backwards comparability with PS2 titles, slimming the system down, and changing the size of the hard drive in the system.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Playstation 3 Controversies===&lt;br /&gt;
After vulnerabilities were discovered in the PlayStation 3 firmware that allowed for unauthorized programs to be run, Sony forced a firmware upgrade that removed the option to install Linux on the PS3.  The slim versions of the PS3 automatically came with this feature removed.  This led to several class-action lawsuits being filed. The settlement of this lawsuit required Sony to pay $55 to users who purchased a PS3 from authorized retailers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://in.pcmag.com/sony-playstation-3-ps3/104532/news/sony-settles-other-os-ps3-lawsuit&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/01/23/psn-class-action-settlement-do-you-qualify&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://mic.com/articles/156899/play-station-3-lawsuit-how-to-find-out-if-sony-owes-you-money#.H84XeZskC&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.cnet.com/news/sony-to-pay-millions-to-settle-spurned-gamers-ps3-lawsuit&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In April 2011, the PlayStation Network, an online gaming network that allows users to download and purchase games from the PlayStation Store, as well as play against others online, was hacked.  As a result, the network shutdown for over a month, leading to millions of dollars in lost income for Sony and video game companies.  Following the restoration of the network, users were allowed to download two free games, were enrolled in identity theft protection for a year, and were given a free month of PlayStation Plus, a program that allows users to purchase certain titles at discounts.&lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 4 (PS4)==&lt;br /&gt;
The PlayStation 4 launched on November 15, 2013.  It's competition is the Microsoft [[Xbox One]], which was released one week later, on November 22, 2013, and the Nintendo [[Wii U]], and later, the Nintendo [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===PlayStation VR===&lt;br /&gt;
PlayStation VR launched on October 13, 2016.  It is compatible with the PS4 and PS4 Pro.  Although not as powerful as the Oculus Rift or HTC Vive, it has been well-received.&lt;br /&gt;
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===PS4 Pro===&lt;br /&gt;
On September 7, 2016, Sony announced the PS4 Pro.  It was launched on November 10, 2016.  It improved graphics by allowing games to be rendered in 4K as well as enhanced support for PlayStation VR.&lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 5 (PS5)==&lt;br /&gt;
The PlayStation 5 launched on November 12, 2020 in certain parts on the world, with a wider release on November 19, 2020.  Two models were available at launch: one with a disk drive for $499, and an all digital version for $399. The system is currently sold out worldwide, and prices on the secondary market are high. The console has been endorsed by the cartoon character Rick, a celebrated scientist, due to the system's fast processing power and intuitive controls &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIjg3qyDkQs&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Electronics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Game Systems]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Rick and Morty</title>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, which may  be included in seasons with higher episode counts, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He disdains the education system, and discourages Morty from paying more attention to his studies, which he frequently misses. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
8. Is the show politically or religiously biased?&lt;br /&gt;
9. Is the show too violent?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, which may  be included in seasons with higher episode counts, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He disdains the education system, and discourages Morty from paying more attention to his studies, which he frequently misses. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comedy Television Shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Magic: The Gathering''' is a [[strategy]] [[card game]] which lets players take the role of dueling [[Wizard (fiction)|wizards]], who are Planeswalkers according to the lore of the game (basically the multi-world theory combined with the players being demi-gods) and can summon creatures to fight for them, as well as a multitude of other things, though attacking with creatures is the most common way to &amp;quot;win&amp;quot;.  One defeats his opponent by reducing his life points down to zero, forcing an opponent to draw a card when there are none left in his library, accumulating ten poison counters, forfeiture of the opponent, or in rare circumstances, casting conditional cards that outright say &amp;quot;you win the game&amp;quot; if the criteria on the card are met.&lt;br /&gt;
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The game consists of numerous elements from various fantasy worlds, including magic, [[elf|elves]], [[dwarf (mythology)|dwarves]], [[dragon]]s, mana, [[orc]]s, and so forth.  One of the reasons for keeping the game limited to the size of a small deck of cards was so that it could be easily taken along to, and played at, gaming conventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''The Coming CCG Storm: 1993-1995''  &amp;quot;A Brief History of Game&amp;quot; (2006) [http://www.rpg.net/columns/briefhistory/briefhistory1.phtml RPGnet] Accessed 31 December 2007.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Its creator is Richard Garfield and the game is owned by [[Wizards of the Coast]], a subsidiary of Hasbro, the same firm that publishes [[Dungeons and Dragons]]. The full name of the game uses a subtitle, i.e., Magic: The Gathering.  This is for legal reasons; Garfield quickly discovered that the word Magic is public domain and cannot be copyrighted.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Colors ==&lt;br /&gt;
Magic cards come in five colors, representing the different aspects of magic: red (destruction, chaos, fire and mountains), blue ([[deceit]], gaining knowledge, countermagic, water, islands), white (Order, yet sometimes confused for good- see also the blasphemous card named Wrath of God; light, plains), green (nature, animals and forests), and black (dark ambition, usually evil but occasionally representing ambition at any cost; death, decay, swamps). Additionally, there are colorless cards (artifacts) which are associated with no color and multicolored cards which are associated with two or more colors of magic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some cards represent creatures, which are summoned to attack and defend. Other spells can be used to attack other players, bolster ones own creatures, and a multitude of other effects.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Color alliances==&lt;br /&gt;
Color alliances are colors that pair together to achieve a compromised agreement.  The five are on the back of every Magic card, and are White/Blue, Blue/Black, Black/Red, Red/Green, and Green/White.&lt;br /&gt;
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White/Blue: this alliance believes that knowledge leads to righteousness, which is mostly reflected in the cards as accurate but occasionally perverted.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blue/Black: this alliance believes that knowledge can contribute to personal gain, and harm to one's enemies to that end.  The deceit of blue is mostly shown in this alliance.  It illustrates how knowledge can be weaponized.&lt;br /&gt;
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Black/Red: the most wicked of alliances.  Personal gain, chaos, and downright evil pervade this alliance.  A common theme is the suffering of oneself or all for an overall advantage to the player.&lt;br /&gt;
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Red/Green: this alliance mostly focuses on the raw emotion of beasts combined with the power they gain from it.  Beating an opponent to death via raw primal and natural forces is the main way this alliance wins.&lt;br /&gt;
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Green/White: this alliance combines natural and good forces, i.e. channeling nature in a moral manner.  When played expertly, this alliance has the greatest chance of winning games.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Criticism==&lt;br /&gt;
The card game very quickly came under scrutiny for its inclusion of dark magic elements, such as demons. It was only after strong criticism from concerned families that these elements were scaled back. However, in recent years demons have been returning to Magic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/daily/mr131&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pastor David Brown has identified four key problems with the game:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://logosresourcepages.org/Occult/magic-g.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#The primary focus on the occult&lt;br /&gt;
#The violent nature of the game&lt;br /&gt;
#The addictive nature of the game&lt;br /&gt;
#The identification of the players with evil characters.&lt;br /&gt;
To demonstrate the abundance of occult themes in the game there are 67 demon, 95 vampire, 17 witch(in name only, there is no witch creature type) 285 zombie, 137 horror, and 15 devil cards out of 12978 cards total(not including basic lands).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://ww2.wizards.com/gatherer&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, a number of cards feature unrealistic and unusually sexy depictions of both male and female characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some scientists have expressed concerns over the addictive qualities of the game; allegedly psychologists are involved in the creation of game products.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even the game's fans will agree that MTG products are very expensive, especially for Vintage decks, which can easily run into the thousands of dollars for one deck. There are over a thousand cards released a year, many of which can be priced quite high in the secondary market.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC4NyO1gUqU Learn to play magic] - YouTube video&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Warhammer Fantasy Battle''' is a tabletop wargame set in the fictional fantasy setting of the Warhammer World. The game is based around two or more players who use a large number of painted plastic and pewter figurines to fight a battle using rules set out in the Warhammer Fantasy Battle Rulebook.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The game was first written in 1983 by Bryan Ansell, Richard Halliwell, and Rick Priestley and has had new editions of the rules released every four to six years since then. The latest edition (8th Edition) was released on the 10th of July 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
The game uses large numbers of figures in 25-28mm scale to fight out battles on a 'board'. The board is typically rectangular with dimensions of 4' wide and 4' to 8' long. While the figures are nominally in 28mm scale, they are actually a bit larger than other 28mm figures on the market and as a consequence are often referred to as 'Heroic' 28mm scale. &lt;br /&gt;
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Dice, a tape measure and a set of templates are needed to play the game. Each figure or group of figures is assigned a set of values and rules to represent its strength, skill with weapons, leadership ability, weaponry, etc. These details are found in 'Army Books' that are released for each new edition of the game. A single army book will contain all the rules, statistics and background information needed to use one race in a game, as well as often providing painting and tactical advice.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Setting==&lt;br /&gt;
The game is set in an unnamed world often referred to as the 'Warhammer World.' It is populated by a collection of the more traditional fantasy races (Orcs, Elves, Dwarves, Goblins, Undead, etc.) as well as some more unusual ones such as the reptilian Lizardmen, the rodent Skaven, the monstrous Ogre Kingdoms and several nations of Men, including the Empire and the Arthurian influenced Bretonnia.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/Warhammer&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The main antagonists are the servants of the 4 Gods of Chaos (Khorne, Nurgle, Slannesh and Tzeentch.) These gods are embodiments of the 4 destructive forces of nature and the human psyche (respectively Rage/Murder/Martial pride/Honor, Despair/Decay/Destruction/Rebirth, Hedonism/Indulgence/Excess/Perfection, and Change/Evolution/Intrigue/Sorcery.)&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Black Library==&lt;br /&gt;
Warhammer has had many books taking place in Warhammer World.  All of these books are categorized in the black library.  Novelists writing for The Black Library include Dan Abnett, Mike Lee, and Graham McNeil.  Books in the black library include the Malus Darkblade series and the Time of Legends series.&lt;br /&gt;
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The setting was initially heavily influenced by the works of Tolkien and Michael Moorcock but has since managed to entrench itself in the public consciousness with many features (i.e. orcs having green skin and relatively advanced dwarvish technology) becoming adopted by other games and franchises, such as the Warcraft games, and many authors and roleplayers now unknowingly use ideas that first appeared in the Warhammer World.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Online Edition==&lt;br /&gt;
A Warhammer [[MMORPG]] published by Mythic Entertainment&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.warhammeronline.com/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was released on September 16, 2008 to generally favorable reviews.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/warhammeronline?q=warhammer%20online&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Dungeons and Dragons</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''' (D&amp;amp;amp;D or DnD) is a [[role-playing]] game with a medieval theme featuring [[myth]]ical creatures such as [[elf|elves]], [[dwarf (mythology)|dwarves]], [[orc]]s, a pantheon of gods, and [[dragon]]s, but also semi-fictionalized [[demons]]. Players take the role of characters who solve a series of heroic adventures or quests. Though argued to be a harmless game, it has attracted a variety of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players typically do not compete against one another; rather, the players cooperate to achieve goals and objectives while a referee, in this case called the ''dungeon master'' (DM) or ''game master'' (GM), interprets rules and adjudicates the success or failure of the players' efforts. PVP play is usually frowned upon.&lt;br /&gt;
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The game was first published in 1974 by Tactical Studies Rules (TSR). Most of those rules and many of the subsequent rules were authored by [[Gary Gygax]]. There are some who claim that [[Dave Arneson]] was the actual &amp;quot;inventor&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D, but this claim is disputed, not least by the fact that many references were authored by Gygax.  After its original publisher TSR, Inc., went bankrupt, the game was sold to [[Wizards of the Coast]], which later became a division of Hasbro.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Wizards of the Coast's [http://www.wizards.com/dnd D&amp;amp;amp;D site]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late 1970s, the game's popularity exploded, particularly on college campuses. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' spawned countless variations and permutations, but during the earliest days of the game's growth, there were accusations that the game contributed to Satanic worship, teen suicide and general moral depravity.  These criticisms have been repeatedly addressed by the game's creators and defenders.&lt;br /&gt;
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The 5th Edition of the game is the most recent, released in 2014.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Game play==&lt;br /&gt;
''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is a free-form game in which a referee (the Dungeon Master) describes a situational problem to the players and then the players reply with any imaginable response. The exploits of players can occur in any fantasy setting but at some point the adventure often occurs in a ''dungeon'' or subterranean locale not unlike ''[[Khazad-dûm|Moria]]'' in [[Tolkien]]'s ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players' characters can gain more powers and abilities from earning ''experience points'' for completing various tasks (e.g. solving puzzles, killing enemies) during adventures.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Alignment System===&lt;br /&gt;
Because D&amp;amp;D players can basically &amp;quot;do&amp;quot; anything there are moral implications to the choices players make. To provide a frame of reference and to help the game make sense, Gygax devised an alignment system. All characters (and monsters) are required to have an ''alignment'' and they must adhere to the beliefs of that alignment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Morality is divided into &amp;quot;Good,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Evil&amp;quot; while ethics are divided into &amp;quot;Lawful,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Chaotic.&amp;quot; By combining these two frameworks, we arrive at the nine alignments: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, true neutral (&amp;quot;neutral neutral&amp;quot;), chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, or chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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These alignments help players and referees roleplay characters and monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the original versions of the game, only the &amp;quot;ethical&amp;quot; (Law/Chaos) axis of morality was present.  The &amp;quot;moral&amp;quot; (good/evil) axis was added in later editions.  4th Edition removes the axis concept, resulting in the alignments lawful good, good, unaligned, evil, and chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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The ability of players to play evil characters has been among the criticisms against the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Components of a Character===&lt;br /&gt;
A character is described in detail on a &amp;quot;character sheet&amp;quot; where the player records important facts about the character. This includes the character's &amp;quot;race&amp;quot;, vocation, unique skills, and numerical ratings of the character's attributes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In this case, &amp;quot;race&amp;quot; refers to a race from fantasy such as an elf, dwarf, gnome or halfling—effectively used as an archaic term for &amp;quot;species&amp;quot;. The races which are allowed in the game vary from DM to DM according to the tastes of players and the setting that the DM has devised. The vocation or &amp;quot;class&amp;quot; of the character refers to the fantasy archetype the player wishes to play, e.g. wizard, barbarian, rogue, cleric, etc. The selection of race and class will impact skills and attributes which are available to the character as well as the strengths and weaknesses the character. &lt;br /&gt;
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===The Magic System ===&lt;br /&gt;
The magic system used in Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons is based very loosely on the writing of fantasy and science fiction author [[Jack Vance]]. Magic using characters must memorize their spells and a spell leaves the wizard's memory upon being cast. Novices and those who have never played the game should note that in this case, the player doesn't actually memorize anything. The &amp;quot;memorization&amp;quot; is really just a mechanic to help limit the number of spells a player can use per gaming episode. The 4th Edition makes significant changes to the system, basing most abilities on &amp;quot;per encounter&amp;quot; uses (as in, how many times per battle or event an ability can be used).&lt;br /&gt;
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The depiction of the use of magic is another point of contention among those who criticize the game. Magic in fiction promotes magical thinking, which can lead people to believe that ObamaCare works, the &amp;quot;theories&amp;quot; of evolution, relativity or quantum mechanics, or social justice ideology.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Combat System ===&lt;br /&gt;
To determine the outcome of man-to-man combat, players roll dice to determine if an attack &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot; and then if the attack hits how much damage the attack does. Damage reduces the defender's &amp;quot;hit points.&amp;quot; When a combatant's hit points are depleted, that combatant is &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; or incapacitated.  This combat system was developed from a ship-to-ship naval combat game that Gygax adapted to describe medieval man-to-man combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Development==&lt;br /&gt;
The origins of D&amp;amp;D are found in a prior generation of [[miniatures games]] such as [[H.G. Wells]]' [[Little Wars]]. ''Little Wars'' is a set of rules which describe how to play a game with toy soldiers. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wells' rules were themselves based upon earlier games which were primarily played by nobility and royals to teach warfare strategy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=6040&amp;amp;pageno=2 Foreword to Little Wars by ''H.G. Wells''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the publication of ''Little Wars'', H.G. Wells hoped to bring a game previously known only to kings to the common man. Because tin soldiers do not bleed and do not leave widows, it was Wells hope that men could settle differences by little wars rather than real wars. &lt;br /&gt;
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Miniature gaming such as ''Little Wars'' was nearly unknown in America, although there were pockets of hobbyists such as &amp;quot;International Federation of Gamers&amp;quot;, a tiny group near Milwaukee Wisconsin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Gary Gygax]] and [[Dave Arneson]] were members of that gaming group. It can rightly be said that Gygax and Arneson are the fathers of modern role-playing games, but the contributions of other local gamers are muddied into this mix as well.   &lt;br /&gt;
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===Gygax &amp;amp; Arneson===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1969, Gary Gygax adapted rules meant to govern wooden ship combat into a medieval combat game which was published by Guidon Games under the name ''Chainmail''. The game was very popular locally and grew organically over the next few years.  At the same time, ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' was gaining mass appeal in the United States. This inspired players to incorporate elements of fantasy into their wargames.&lt;br /&gt;
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By 1970, Dave Arneson adapted these and other club rules into something generally referred to as ''the fantasy game''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ''The fantasy game'' had several key innovations --- many of which were of Arneson's devising. In previous wargames, players generally led an army of toy soldiers. But in ''the fantasy game'', each player had only one soldier, described as a ''character'' or ''player character''. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further the game evolved to include the concept that at the next game session would pick up where the last game session ended.  Another evolutionary concept was the idea of a referee or game master. The referee, often played by Arneson or Gygax, had the job of making final judgments and augmenting the rules as necessary to keep the game going.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/rpg2.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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As few records were kept at the time, there is some question as to who exactly designed what in ''the fantasy game'' with Gygax and Arneson at times jointly and separately claiming to have &amp;quot;invented the game&amp;quot;. Arneson's chief claims rest on his evolution of certain key concepts that would constitute all role-playing games to follow.  Gygax's claim rests upon the fact that most of the early reference works were authored by Gygax.&lt;br /&gt;
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===OD&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1972, Gary Gygax and others formed a partnership called Tactical Studies Rules and in 1974 Tactical Studies Rules published Gary Gygax' version of &amp;quot;the Fantasy Game&amp;quot;, later named ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp#&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of the game --- often called ''Original Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', ''Old Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or ''OD&amp;amp;D'' --- was printed in staple-bound paperback form from folded sheets of 8.5 x 11 paper and sold as a boxed set. &lt;br /&gt;
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By many accounts, ''OD&amp;amp;D'' was a clunky game, sparse on rules, but in this game one would find all the elements of a modern role-playing game: player characters, a game master, serial adventures, and the opportunity for character growth.  Several print runs of this version sold out quickly and went on to exceed the expectations of everyone involved.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the tremendous success of the D&amp;amp;D paperbacks, Tactical Studies Rules reorganized with partners Gary Gygax, Don Kaye and Brian Blume under the name TSR Hobbies Inc. In 1975, TSR Hobbies published OD&amp;amp;D supplements, Gygax's ''[[Greyhawk]]'' and Arneson's ''[[Blackmoor]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/greyhawk.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/blackmoor.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' began to be noticed by American culture at about the same time the company released ''Eldritch Wizardry'' and ''God, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes''.  The cover of ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured an nude dress female strewn over an altar.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.deigames.com/eldwiz2.JPG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  ''Gods, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes'' was a mythological reference with gods and heroes from the legends and lore of Greeks, Egyptians, Indians, Norse and more.  Many of these mythological gods are considered creatures of human invention, but some are now considered demons by the Christian Church.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the game was gaining popularity, the works served as a lightning rod for criticism. Although some of the art in these and later editions would violate the [[Comics Code]], the publishers at TSR failed to appreciate the danger of ignoring these rules. Some of TSR's management believed that D&amp;amp;D was marketed toward adult males, not teens and preteens, and thus the Comics Code did not apply.  It soon became evident that D&amp;amp;D's popularity reached beyond college-age males.&lt;br /&gt;
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===First Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1977, TSR Hobbies published the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Basic Set, a boxed set containing revised and abbreviated rules for easier introduction to the game.  This was followed in 1978 by the publication of the &amp;quot;core rule books&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D: the ''Players Handbook'', the ''Dungeon Masters Guide'' and the ''Monster Manual''. (Later editions of this game would follow this pattern.)  Taken as a whole with several other reference books this version of the game is alternatively referred to as Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, AD&amp;amp;D, 1E, 1ED&amp;amp;D. This version of the game revised and organized the notes from OD&amp;amp;D into a single playable whole in hardback books.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the art found in the books is hardly obscene and does not approach what is found regularly in American culture today, there were a handful of depictions that did not meet the Comics Code. For example, a [[harpy]], a creature from Greek mythology, that is half-woman half-vulture was depicted with nipples revealed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Monster Manual'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1978&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; And a mermaid was depicted topless with her hair covering parts of the chest.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Dungeon Masters Guide'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1979&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally the game had references to many demons and devils (intended as adversaries). Also the game had a polytheist mythos with some players playing the part of clerics, or priests, of these imaginary or mythical gods.  (See backlash below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1983, TSR Hobbies changed its name to TSR, Inc. For the next several years, TSR, Inc. released supplements and adventures for AD&amp;amp;D, along with reprints of the AD&amp;amp;D core books.  Typical adventure supplements sold 10,000 to 100,000 units, while each print run of the AD&amp;amp;D core rules sold 40,000 copies.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.acaeum.com/library/printrun.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While the company continue to sell respectable amounts of product, internal disorganization, in-fighting and corporate inefficiencies limited profitability. After a bitter fight with partners, Gygax was forced from the board of directors and eventually left the company.  With Arneson gone since First Edition, the game was now in the hands of a second generation.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1989, TSR Inc. released Second Edition Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons.  This version of the game was largely a rewrite of the previous edition that was nearly fully compatible with First Edition AD&amp;amp;D.  The game was largely sanitized and edited, but not so much reborne. For example, the art of Second Edition achieved a more professional standard. The art did not violate the Comics Code. Second Edition removed all references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; gods, devils and demons and inserted divas and angelic creatures.&lt;br /&gt;
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Under the umbrella of Second Edition D&amp;amp;D, TSR, Inc. released some of its most enduring and popular titles. Ravenloft, Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance were all second edition products. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Third Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1997, TSR, Inc. was purchased by [[Wizards of the Coast]].  (Wizards is often called WotC, and this acronym is pronounced ''what-see''.) Wizards (eventually acquired by Hasbro) continued to improve the art and graphics of D&amp;amp;D and in 2000 released ''Third Edition Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' to supplant second edition.  While preserving the concepts of RPGing and many of the archetypes of AD&amp;amp;D, Third Edition (3E) would do what Second Edition had not. &lt;br /&gt;
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Third Edition rewrote many of the basic constructs of the game in an effort to &amp;quot;modernize&amp;quot; the game and streamline some of D&amp;amp;D's clumsiest and clunkiest mechanics.  Third Edition rules and supplements broke from the tradition of improving an existing system. Rather third edition replaced the previous system with &amp;quot;new and better&amp;quot; mechanics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the time of the release of Third Edition, most of the controversy associated with D&amp;amp;D had dissipated as secular culture had digressed far beyond anything found in previous D&amp;amp;D.  With little controversy or fanfare, D&amp;amp;D reintroduced demons and many of the darker concepts of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Now based in Seattle Washington, rather than Lake Geneva Wisconsin, the editors at WotC seem to exhibit the cultural norms found in Seattle rather than the heartlands. For example, rather than using the pronoun ''he'' in non-gender specific rules, Third Edition D&amp;amp;D bypasses the clumsy but [[political correctness|politically correct]] construct ''he/she'', and describes rules based on hypothetical characters.  For example, the 3rd Edition &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; paladin was a woman named Alhandra, so the rules text describing the paladin's abilities used &amp;quot;she&amp;quot;; 3rd Edition's &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; cleric was a man named Jozan, so the rules text describing the cleric's abilities used &amp;quot;he&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The D&amp;amp;D ethos traditionally favored ''good'' characters, but Third Edition seems to subscribe to a &amp;quot;balanced&amp;quot; view as the idea.  For example, many of the more evil creatures in Dungeons and Dragons prey on each other as much as on good people (the iconic example being lawful evil devils and chaotic evil demons); some of the text in the game indicates that they should be left to do this, rather than someone trying to destroy one or the other and uniting them, however briefly, in a struggle against the interloper. This is a troubling symptom of our cultural drift from conservative values but not the cause of that drift. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Fourth Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
With much fanfare, the Fourth Edition of the game was recently announced. Coveting the tremendous revenue of miniatures games like [[Games Workshop]]'s ''[[Warhammer]]'', Fourth Edition is compatible with the new D&amp;amp;D Miniatures game. Fourth Edition also uses many of the conventions wildly accepted in online computer games following widely successful games like Blizzard's [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Diablo]].  The game makes several other adjustments; see above for some such changes.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fifth Edition==&lt;br /&gt;
In an attempt to revitalize sales, Wizards of the Coast announced a new edition of the game in 2012 that have extended play testing before release. The first core rule book, the Player's Handbook, was released in June 2014 in time for Dungeons and Dragons 40th anniversary. The game has elements of all of the previous editions, and has more clear rules for beginning players. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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====D&amp;amp;D Online====&lt;br /&gt;
There is now a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG) known as ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Online: Stormreach'' which takes place in the ''Eberron'' campaign setting.  Online and computer games are similar to D&amp;amp;D in many respects, but the play of these games is entirely different. D&amp;amp;D is characterized by a human referee and complete freedom of action. Without these key components, the game is a mere shadow of D&amp;amp;D.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Summary===&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is nothing more or less than a formalized game of pretend, similar to imaginary adventures that children everywhere play. But, the simplicity of this concept was not immediately evident to players of  ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or the public at large. Although D&amp;amp;D has a fantasy theme and many rules for resolving actions, ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is at its core a game of pretend like &amp;quot;cops and robbers&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;cowboys and Indians&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Concerns and Criticisms==&lt;br /&gt;
In the late seventies and early eighties, the sudden popularity of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' resulted in a cultural and religious backlash against perceived dangers from the game. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' was linked to the occult, witchcraft &amp;amp; demonology. Additionally there was some criticism about the art depicted in the earliest versions of the game. Much of this criticism came from the natural tendency of people to fear the unknown and to fear new ideas, but some of this criticism was valid and affected later versions of what was published under the name ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Demons and Devils===&lt;br /&gt;
In D&amp;amp;D, player characters (the player's in game persona) are constantly gaining strength and power. Therefore, they are forever seeking more powerful adversaries and more difficult challenges.  For example, at the start of a campaign player characters may be doing battle with creatures short of stature with significant disadvantages (low intelligence, fear of sunlight) such as goblins or kobolds. But as the player character's power increases, so to increases the deadliness of their opponents. In the search for ever more powerful opponents game designers eventually developed attributes for demons and devils.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The publishers of the game had imagined that they would sell a few hundred copies to college-aged males and never imagined that the game would experience explosive popularity, especially among teens as young as thirteen. Therefore, no thought or planning was invested into the potential impact of defining the powers and abilities of demons and devils. To the game's designers and players, killing a demon (in game) was no more controversial than killing a bishop in a game of chess.  &lt;br /&gt;
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But to bystanders the very inclusion of demons and devils was enough to cast suspicion upon the entire game—particularly since the game's much-touted freedom might allow a character to side with them. Additionally, the inclusion of demons and devils in the game raised other questions, such as why there are no angels in the game.  There were no angels in the earliest editions of the game, because there was no reason to have an angel in the role of a ''monster''. (See terminology above.) By late First Edition and early Second Edition, the game included and defined [[angels]], devas and other highly powerful creatures of good; sometimes these were presented as allies for good characters, sometimes enemies for evil ones. This led to the criticism that religious icons were being disrespected by inclusion in the reference works.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In the Second Edition, the publishers tried to sanitize D&amp;amp;D by removing demons and devils, but many players (who enjoyed the challenge of destroying demons) resisted this effort. Later editions removed many references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; demons. Additionally, the terms &amp;quot;devil&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;demon&amp;quot; were replaced with the terms &amp;quot;baatezu&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;tanar'ri&amp;quot;, respectively, and &amp;quot;the Nine Hells&amp;quot; (the outer planar home of devils/baatezu) was renamed &amp;quot;Baator&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, in Third Edition, the game's original terms were readopted and blended—colloquially, for example, creatures from the Nine Hells (also called Baator) were called devils, but the most dominant species of the devils called themselves baatezu. An entire &amp;quot;mature&amp;quot; supplement (though there is no legal restriction on who may buy it, a large sticker is on the cover of most copies, stating it is for mature gamers only), known as the Book of Vile Darkness&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881610000 &amp;quot;Book of Vile Darkness&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was produced to introduce more overtly evil concepts into the game, ostensibly in ways for the DM to make the most horrific enemies possible for their players.  A follow-up, the Book of Exalted Deeds,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/880260000 &amp;quot;Book of Exalted Deeds&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was created as a way for players to explore the philosophy and morality of good, and to make a good alignment more than a line on their character sheet.  (The titles of both books are based on magic items in the game, both of which are extremely useful to a person of the proper alignment.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Fourth Edition Player's Handbook, released in 2008, was the first to contain a &amp;quot;Warlock&amp;quot; class, which allows the player to make a pact with a certain creature to gain power. One option is the &amp;quot;Infernal Pact&amp;quot;, allowing the player to literally make a deal with a devil. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Fifth Edition Player's Handbook also features a &amp;quot;Warlock&amp;quot; class with an option to make an &amp;quot;Infernal Pact&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===D&amp;amp;D and the Occult===&lt;br /&gt;
The game includes fictional depictions of supernatural abilities called magic, evil monsters called demons and devils, and fictional deities along with their followers. Christians are divided on how this interacts with their faith. A minority of Christians believe that fictional depictions of fantasy elements such as those found in ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia]]'', ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'', ''[[Harry Potter]]'', or ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' are blasphemous, but most Christians see no problem with such fictional works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in the late 1970s the game and others like it came under attack mainly from some fundamentalist Christians as promoting occult and criminal activity. The game's dangers were alleged in the ''Dark Dungeons'' tract by [[Jack Chick]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Jack Chick: [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp &amp;quot;Dark Dungeons&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which portrays D&amp;amp;D players committing suicide when their characters are killed or joining secret witches' covens and learning to cast real magic spells when their characters reach a high enough level.&lt;br /&gt;
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The fact is that ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' designers and players had nothing to do with occult or criminal activity and thirty years later it may be hard to understand how people could confuse D&amp;amp;D with occult activities. In the earliest days of D&amp;amp;D it was easy for an uninformed bystander to draw faulty conclusions based upon a limited knowledge of the game. In its earliest days, OD&amp;amp;D often sold out due to low print runs, leaving bystanders with little access to the rules and little direct knowledge of the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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For example, bystanders knew the game was developing a devoted cult-following. There is an important distinction between a cult-following and a cult itself, but this was lost on some bystanders. As a cult-following, D&amp;amp;D developed an insular fraternity of fans who were plugged into something exciting and new.  Each day the world of D&amp;amp;D expanded and every player everywhere had a hand in the growth of the game. The players were developing their own lexicon and making new and ever expanding rules.  This close bond and strange lexicon was easily misunderstood by those with limited exposure to the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late seventies the game's popularity was preceded by rumors that players were involved in some strange occult activities. Bystanders knew that D&amp;amp;D players were talking about fantastic creatures, magical spells and even demons because the game often includes descriptions of [[occult]] elements like [[magic]], [[ghost]]s, [[spirit]]s, [[demon]]s and [[devil]]s. To an uninformed bystander this may be pretty scary stuff. But, the truth was (allegedly) significantly less mysterious and sensational.  &lt;br /&gt;
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These misperceptions have largely evaporated, both because of the game's popularity and better information about the product.  Critics became aware that players were not involved in anything occult but were gaming in a fantasy setting. Most everyone in America knows someone who has played ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', although they may not know it since playing rightly carries a stigma of geekiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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===God and gods===&lt;br /&gt;
One item of concern for conservative Christians is that players' characters do not usually worship [[God]], but instead choose a [[patron]] deity from a fictional [[polytheistic]] pantheon. The game settings manufactured by [[Wizards of the Coast]] (''Greyhawk'', ''Faerûn'', ''Eberron'', etc.) expressly adopt a polytheistic [[pantheon]] of fictional deities and reject real-world [[religion]]s as a part of the game.  (The Deities and Demigods&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881650000 &amp;quot;Deities and Demigods&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; supplement offers several different takes on religion, including rules for a monotheistic game world, but deliberately sidesteps the question of any modern religion—Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, etc.--even as it brings up pantheons of old myths, such as the Greek or Norse gods.  It's likely they used only &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; religions in order to avoid controversy.)  The question of what extent and form of religion should be depicted in the game has been a question since the earliest days of the game. In an in depth look at monotheism in fantasy games, Joseph R.Ravitts raised some of the problems and benefits for a born-again Christian's point of view.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Monotheism in Gaming&amp;quot; by Joseph R. Ravitts, Pegasus Magazine Issue #4 published in 1981 by Judges' Guild&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts already understood the power of role-playing, which is now well known. Namely, role-playing is a powerful behavior modification tool. The concept is that if you pretend that you believe something, eventually you will believe that thing.  For this reason, he posited that it was important to avoid role-playing in a polytheistic world. Referencing the classic argument from ''[[Mere Christianity]]'' by [[C.S. Lewis]], Ravitts explained how polytheism is really just [[atheism]] or [[monotheism]] in disguise. He believed that if players and DM's actively played in an atheistic world, they would eventually become atheists.  &lt;br /&gt;
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He then pointed out the difficulties of importing Christianity or other religions into D&amp;amp;D. Ravitts pointed out it is a simple matter to import mythological gods like [[Zeus]] or [[Thor]] into a fantasy setting. One simply imagines these gods are in the fantasy world and begins playing.  But this is much more difficult with religious figures like [[Jesus]], [[Muhammad]] or [[Buddha]]. Each of these three men were real historic personages.  For example, Jesus lived, died and rose again in the Middle East at a specific time and place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts proposed two simple work-arounds, for those who care about their spiritual well-being.  Firstly, one could assume that all humans are teleported from Earth or descended from folks who were teleported from Earth. These humans have preserved their religious identities and thus Christianity is an option for players without tampering with the historical nature of Jesus. Secondly Ravitts proposed altering the game's mythos to allow for an all-powerful detached God reigning over the &amp;quot;gods, demigods and devils&amp;quot;.  In this way the &amp;quot;gods&amp;quot; are not gods at all, but just ultra-powerful beings who distract souls from worshiping the one true God.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, it is worth noting that novels and &amp;quot;sourcebooks&amp;quot; make occasional references to a &amp;quot;God of gods&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course there are alternatives such as ''[http://www.greenronin.com/catalog/grr1019 Testament]'' a D&amp;amp;D-type game set in the Biblical Era. Further, many of the game worlds portray certain gods and religions as being metaphors for modern ones.  (Even the incredibly polytheistic Forgotten Realms, where more than a hundred deities exist, features a triad of gods that could be based on the Holy Trinity.)  Ultimately, D&amp;amp;D is a game of fantasy and players are encouraged to alter the game world to better suit their tastes, and many Christian players and DMs alter the game world so that it better fits their personal beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The art of D&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
Another criticism is that illustrations in the rule books for ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' often contain images of immodestly dressed women. For example, in the First Edition ''Monster Manual'' a number of drawings depicted topless creatures of fantasy such as the harpy (half-vulture half-woman) or the succubus (a demoness). The OD&amp;amp;D reference ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured the profile of a nude woman. Most of these images are fairly crudely rendered and are not particularly racy by today's standards, but they did exceed the limitations of the [[Comics Code]] of the time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8580/cca3.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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By the publication of Second Edition, the art and layout of the D&amp;amp;D game was managed by professionals. As a result, the quality of the art increased significantly and anything racy was eliminated from the art work. There was some minor controversy with the revised Third Edition ''Monster Manual'''s artwork of the succubus and nymph (a water spirit in the form of a beautiful woman), but aside from these there is nothing particularly shocking in the art for a child or adult of any age.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unchristian Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Although Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons does not present itself as either pro-Christian or anti-Christian, the game features many elements which can be considered to agree with or go against the teachings of Christ. The game has drawn criticism for allowing players to undertake the roleplaying of un-Christian activities: the rules allow a player to have their character perform evil acts, including the summoning or worshiping of demons and devils. Certain fundamentalists disagree with the very format of the game in that player characters can pretend to cast imaginary spells while playing the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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Some feel that the primary action of the game involves the fictional slaying of monsters and the fictional accumulation of wealth, some Christians feel that this goes against the teachings of Christ regarding [[pacifism]] ([[Gospel of Matthew|Matthew]] 5:38-42) and the accumulation of [[wealth]] (Matthew 19:24). Others see these actions as heroic endeavors and wealth is a byproduct of doing good things. Either way, the game and it's choices are a matter of free will. &lt;br /&gt;
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Former [[United Methodist Church]] minister James Wyatt wrote an essay comparing the freedom of a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons player to choose his own actions, to the Christian concept of Free Will. As in real life, a player may, when presented with a moral choice, decide for himself whether to do good or evil. If the player was not able to do evil, he would be forced to do good, removing his freedom. Similarly, God allows human beings to choose between good and evil in real life, and people must accept the consequences of their choice.  The supplements that deal specifically with demons and devils make it quite clear that the afterlife for characters who are condemned to the Abyss or the Nine Heels is in no way pleasant, and may even be short.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tracy Hickman, one of the main authors of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Dragonlance book series, and a Christian with conservative politics and theology, has written a number of articles defending and discussing D&amp;amp;D from a Christian perspective.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The Journal of Religion and Popular Culture: [http://www.usask.ca/relst/jrpc/art9-roleplaying.html &amp;quot;Role-Playing Games and the Christian Right&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Others within the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons community responded by writing other defenses from rationalist perspectives or other perspectives or by writing parodies such as &amp;quot;Chess: The Subtle Sin: Should Christians play chess?&amp;quot;. Some argue that  in response to the perceived Christian persecution of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, darker themed, deliberately counter-cultural games appeared in reaction such as [[Call of Cthulhu]] which is based on the horror writing of [[H.P. Lovecraft]] and set in the [[Cthulhu|Cthulhu Mythos]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; or [[Vampire: the Masquerade]], where players act the roles of undead vampires.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Crime===&lt;br /&gt;
One of the classes, the rogue, has many skills that are against the law, such as lockpicking and pickpocketing; this could lead to an increase in support for soft on crime Democrats. Players are able to break the law of the polities they visit, which many experts suggest will lead to an increase in real world crime. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Possible Areas of Concern for Christians====&lt;br /&gt;
D&amp;amp;D is a &amp;quot;game of pretend&amp;quot; whereby players pretend to take certain actions and the DM adjudicates the results of those actions. By its very nature, this leaves players open to experiment with various moral quandaries and social dilemmas. This is a valuable tool for players to learn the implications and results of playing both good and evil characters.  However, the possibility exists that such an experience may not be beneficial or appropriate for everyone—in particular, persons who already have difficulty separating fantasy with reality might be able to be helped by the game, but it could also make things worse.  Due to the nature of roleplaying games, a great deal depends upon the individual group in question; a given game of Dungeons and Dragons might be benign from a Christian standpoint, or it might involve activities and ideas that a Christian would find profoundly distasteful.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://aquela.com/roleplaying/r&amp;amp;r/index.html Religion and Roleplaying]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.fansforchrist.org/new/articles/article03a.htm Christians Playing Dungeons and Dragons] - An informed Christian's perspective on Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons. &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.trhickman.com/Intel/Essays/Ethic2.html Ethics in Fantasy: Morality and D&amp;amp;D] - Tracey Hickman's essay concerning Christian perspectives and common misunderstandings about Role-Playing Games&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/3691 Full text of H.G. Wells ''Little Wars; a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty'] &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Magic: The Gathering''' is a [[strategy]] [[card game]] which lets players take the role of dueling [[Wizard (fiction)|wizards]], who are Planeswalkers according to the lore of the game (basically the multi-world theory combined with the players being demi-gods) and can summon creatures to fight for them, as well as a multitude of other things, though attacking with creatures is the most common way to &amp;quot;win&amp;quot;.  One defeats his opponent by reducing his life points down to zero, forcing an opponent to draw a card when there are none left in his library, accumulating ten poison counters, forfeiture of the opponent, or in rare circumstances, casting conditional cards that outright say &amp;quot;you win the game&amp;quot; if the criteria on the card are met.&lt;br /&gt;
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The game consists of numerous elements from various fantasy worlds, including magic, [[elf|elves]], [[dwarf (mythology)|dwarves]], [[dragon]]s, mana, [[orc]]s, and so forth.  One of the reasons for keeping the game limited to the size of a small deck of cards was so that it could be easily taken along to, and played at, gaming conventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''The Coming CCG Storm: 1993-1995''  &amp;quot;A Brief History of Game&amp;quot; (2006) [http://www.rpg.net/columns/briefhistory/briefhistory1.phtml RPGnet] Accessed 31 December 2007.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Its creator is Richard Garfield and the game is owned by [[Wizards of the Coast]], a subsidiary of Hasbro, the same firm that publishes [[Dungeons and Dragons]]. The full name of the game uses a subtitle, i.e., Magic: The Gathering.  This is for legal reasons; Garfield quickly discovered that the word Magic is public domain and cannot be copyrighted.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Colors ==&lt;br /&gt;
Magic cards come in five colors, representing the different aspects of magic: red (destruction, chaos, fire and mountains), blue ([[deceit]], gaining knowledge, countermagic, water, islands), white (Order, yet sometimes confused for good- see also the blasphemous card named Wrath of God; light, plains), green (nature, animals and forests), and black (dark ambition, usually evil but occasionally representing ambition at any cost; death, decay, swamps). Additionally, there are colorless cards (artifacts) which are associated with no color and multicolored cards which are associated with two or more colors of magic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some cards represent creatures, which are summoned to attack and defend. Other spells can be used to attack other players, bolster ones own creatures, and a multitude of other effects.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Color alliances==&lt;br /&gt;
Color alliances are colors that pair together to achieve a compromised agreement.  The five are on the back of every Magic card, and are White/Blue, Blue/Black, Black/Red, Red/Green, and Green/White.&lt;br /&gt;
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White/Blue: this alliance believes that knowledge leads to righteousness, which is mostly reflected in the cards as accurate but occasionally perverted.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blue/Black: this alliance believes that knowledge can contribute to personal gain, and harm to one's enemies to that end.  The deceit of blue is mostly shown in this alliance.  It illustrates how knowledge can be weaponized.&lt;br /&gt;
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Black/Red: the most wicked of alliances.  Personal gain, chaos, and downright evil pervade this alliance.  A common theme is the suffering of oneself or all for an overall advantage to the player.&lt;br /&gt;
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Red/Green: this alliance mostly focuses on the raw emotion of beasts combined with the power they gain from it.  Beating an opponent to death via raw primal and natural forces is the main way this alliance wins.&lt;br /&gt;
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Green/White: this alliance combines natural and good forces, i.e. channeling nature in a moral manner.  When played expertly, this alliance has the greatest chance of winning games.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Criticism==&lt;br /&gt;
The card game very quickly came under scrutiny for its inclusion of dark magic elements, such as demons. It was only after strong criticism from concerned families that these elements were scaled back. However, in recent years demons have been returning to Magic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/daily/mr131&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Pastor David Brown has identified four key problems with the game:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://logosresourcepages.org/Occult/magic-g.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#The primary focus on the occult&lt;br /&gt;
#The violent nature of the game&lt;br /&gt;
#The addictive nature of the game&lt;br /&gt;
#The identification of the players with evil characters.&lt;br /&gt;
To demonstrate the abundance of occult themes in the game there are 67 demon, 95 vampire, 17 witch(in name only, there is no witch creature type) 285 zombie, 137 horror, and 15 devil cards out of 12978 cards total(not including basic lands).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://ww2.wizards.com/gatherer&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, a number of cards feature unrealistic and unusually sexy depictions of both male and female characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some scientists have expressed concerns over the addictive qualities of the game; allegedly psychologists are involved in the creation of game products.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even the game's fans will agree that MTG products are very expensive, especially for Vintage decks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC4NyO1gUqU Learn to play magic] - YouTube video&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Zechariah 1-7 (Translated)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olohand Mistletoe: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Chapter 1==&lt;br /&gt;
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|In the eighth month, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD unto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|In August, during the second year of Darius's reign, Zechariah heard the word of the LORD, son of Berechiah, son of Iddo the prophet, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
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|The LORD hath been sore displeased with your fathers. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD is very angry with your fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore say thou unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Turn ye unto me, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will turn unto you, saith the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
|Therefore tell them, the LORD of hosts says; keep me, said the LORD of hosts, and I will keep you, said the LORD of hosts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Be ye not as your fathers, unto whom the former prophets have cried, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Turn ye now from your evil ways, and from your evil doings: but they did not hear, nor hearken unto me, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|Do not be like your fathers, who the former prophets have denounced, saying, the LORD of hosts says; cease your evil ways, and your evil doings, but they did not listen, said the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Your fathers, where are they? and the prophets, do they live for ever? &lt;br /&gt;
|Where are your fathers? Do the prophets live forever?&lt;br /&gt;
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|But my words and my statutes, which I commanded my servants the prophets, did they not take hold of your fathers? and they returned and said, Like as the LORD of hosts thought to do unto us, according to our ways, and according to our doings, so hath he dealt with us. &lt;br /&gt;
|But my advice and laws, which I told to the prophets, did your fathers not obey them? And they returned and said, Like the Lord of hosts told us, tailored to our habits and actions, so he dealt with us.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Upon the four and twentieth day of the eleventh month, which is the month Sebat, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD unto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|On November 24, during the second year Darius reigned, Zechariah heard the world of the LORD, son of Berechiah, son of Iddo the prophet, which said &lt;br /&gt;
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|I saw by night, and behold a man riding upon a red horse, and he stood among the myrtle trees that were in the bottom; and behind him were there red horses, speckled, and white. &lt;br /&gt;
|I walked at night, and saw a man riding a red horse, and he stood among the lower myrtle trees; behind him were red horses with speckled white coats.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, O my lord, what are these? And the angel that talked with me said unto me, I will shew thee what these be. &lt;br /&gt;
|Then I said, O my lord, what are these? And the angle that talked with me said to me, I will show you what these are.&lt;br /&gt;
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|And the man that stood among the myrtle trees answered and said, These are they whom the LORD hath sent to walk to and fro through the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the man that stood among the myrtle trees answered and said, These are they whom the LORD has sent to walk the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And they answered the angel of the LORD that stood among the myrtle trees, and said, We have walked to and fro through the earth, and, behold, all the earth sitteth still, and is at rest. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel of the LORD answered and said, O LORD of hosts, how long wilt thou not have mercy on Jerusalem and on the cities of Judah, against which thou hast had indignation these threescore and ten years? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD answered the angel that talked with me with good words and comfortable words. &lt;br /&gt;
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|So the angel that communed with me said unto me, Cry thou, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; I am jealous for Jerusalem and for Zion with a great jealousy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease: for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore thus saith the LORD; I am returned to Jerusalem with mercies: my house shall be built in it, saith the LORD of hosts, and a line shall be stretched forth upon Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Cry yet, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; My cities through prosperity shall yet be spread abroad; and the LORD shall yet comfort Zion, and shall yet choose Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then lifted I up mine eyes, and saw, and behold four horns. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I said unto the angel that talked with me, What be these? And he answered me, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, Israel, and Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD shewed me four carpenters. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, What come these to do? And he spake, saying, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, so that no man did lift up his head: but these are come to fray them, to cast out the horns of the Gentiles, which lifted up their horn over the land of Judah to scatter it. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 2==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|I lifted up mine eyes again, and looked, and behold a man with a measuring line in his hand. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, Whither goest thou? And he said unto me, To measure Jerusalem, to see what is the breadth thereof, and what is the length thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And, behold, the angel that talked with me went forth, and another angel went out to meet him, &lt;br /&gt;
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|And said unto him, Run, speak to this young man, saying, Jerusalem shall be inhabited as towns without walls for the multitude of men and cattle therein: &lt;br /&gt;
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|For I, saith the LORD, will be unto her a wall of fire round about, and will be the glory in the midst of her. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the LORD: for I have spread you abroad as the four winds of the heaven, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Deliver thyself, O Zion, that dwellest with the daughter of Babylon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For thus saith the LORD of hosts; After the glory hath he sent me unto the nations which spoiled you: for he that toucheth you toucheth the apple of his eye. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For, behold, I will shake mine hand upon them, and they shall be a spoil to their servants: and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Sing and rejoice, O daughter of Zion: for, lo, I come, and I will dwell in the midst of thee, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And many nations shall be joined to the LORD in that day, and shall be my people: and I will dwell in the midst of thee, and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD shall inherit Judah his portion in the holy land, and shall choose Jerusalem again. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Be silent, O all flesh, before the LORD: for he is raised up out of his holy habitation. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 3==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And he shewed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the LORD, and Satan standing at his right hand to resist him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD said unto Satan, The LORD rebuke thee, O Satan; even the LORD that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee: is not this a brand plucked out of the fire? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Now Joshua was clothed with filthy garments, and stood before the angel. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he answered and spake unto those that stood before him, saying, Take away the filthy garments from him. And unto him he said, Behold, I have caused thine iniquity to pass from thee, and I will clothe thee with change of raiment. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I said, Let them set a fair mitre upon his head. So they set a fair mitre upon his head, and clothed him with garments. And the angel of the LORD stood by. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the angel of the LORD protested unto Joshua, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thus saith the LORD of hosts; If thou wilt walk in my ways, and if thou wilt keep my charge, then thou shalt also judge my house, and shalt also keep my courts, and I will give thee places to walk among these that stand by. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Hear now, O Joshua the high priest, thou, and thy fellows that sit before thee: for they are men wondered at: for, behold, I will bring forth my servant the BRANCH. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For behold the stone that I have laid before Joshua; upon one stone shall be seven eyes: behold, I will engrave the graving thereof, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will remove the iniquity of that land in one day. &lt;br /&gt;
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|In that day, saith the LORD of hosts, shall ye call every man his neighbour under the vine and under the fig tree. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 4==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And the angel that talked with me came again, and waked me, as a man that is wakened out of his sleep, &lt;br /&gt;
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|And said unto me, What seest thou? And I said, I have looked, and behold a candlestick all of gold, with a bowl upon the top of it, and his seven lamps thereon, and seven pipes to the seven lamps, which are upon the top thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And two olive trees by it, one upon the right side of the bowl, and the other upon the left side thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|So I answered and spake to the angel that talked with me, saying, What are these, my lord? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel that talked with me answered and said unto me, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then he answered and spake unto me, saying, This is the word of the LORD unto Zerubbabel, saying, Not by might, nor by power, but by my spirit, saith the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Who art thou, O great mountain? before Zerubbabel thou shalt become a plain: and he shall bring forth the headstone thereof with shoutings, crying, Grace, grace unto it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this house; his hands shall also finish it; and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For who hath despised the day of small things? for they shall rejoice, and shall see the plummet in the hand of Zerubbabel with those seven; they are the eyes of the LORD, which run to and fro through the whole earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then answered I, and said unto him, What are these two olive trees upon the right side of the candlestick and upon the left side thereof? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I answered again, and said unto him, What be these two olive branches which through the two golden pipes empty the golden oil out of themselves? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he answered me and said, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said he, These are the two anointed ones, that stand by the LORD of the whole earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 5==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut off as on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth shall be cut off as on that side according to it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I will bring it forth, saith the LORD of hosts, and it shall enter into the house of the thief, and into the house of him that sweareth falsely by my name: and it shall remain in the midst of his house, and shall consume it with the timber thereof and the stones thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel that talked with me went forth, and said unto me, Lift up now thine eyes, and see what is this that goeth forth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I said, What is it? And he said, This is an ephah that goeth forth. He said moreover, This is their resemblance through all the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And, behold, there was lifted up a talent of lead: and this is a woman that sitteth in the midst of the ephah. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he said, This is wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I to the angel that talked with me, Whither do these bear the ephah? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he said unto me, To build it an house in the land of Shinar: and it shall be established, and set there upon her own base. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 6==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came four chariots out from between two mountains; and the mountains were mountains of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|In the first chariot were red horses; and in the second chariot black horses; &lt;br /&gt;
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|And in the third chariot white horses; and in the fourth chariot grisled and bay horses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then I answered and said unto the angel that talked with me, What are these, my lord? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the angel answered and said unto me, These are the four spirits of the heavens, which go forth from standing before the Lord of all the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|The black horses which are therein go forth into the north country; and the white go forth after them; and the grisled go forth toward the south country. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the bay went forth, and sought to go that they might walk to and fro through the earth: and he said, Get you hence, walk to and fro through the earth. So they walked to and fro through the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then cried he upon me, and spake unto me, saying, Behold, these that go toward the north country have quieted my spirit in the north country. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Take of them of the captivity, even of Heldai, of Tobijah, and of Jedaiah, which are come from Babylon, and come thou the same day, and go into the house of Josiah the son of Zephaniah; &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then take silver and gold, and make crowns, and set them upon the head of Joshua the son of Josedech, the high priest; &lt;br /&gt;
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|And speak unto him, saying, Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Behold the man whose name is The BRANCH; and he shall grow up out of his place, and he shall build the temple of the LORD: &lt;br /&gt;
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|Even he shall build the temple of the LORD; and he shall bear the glory, and shall sit and rule upon his throne; and he shall be a priest upon his throne: and the counsel of peace shall be between them both. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the crowns shall be to Helem, and to Tobijah, and to Jedaiah, and to Hen the son of Zephaniah, for a memorial in the temple of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And they that are far off shall come and build in the temple of the LORD, and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you. And this shall come to pass, if ye will diligently obey the voice of the LORD your God. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 7==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And it came to pass in the fourth year of king Darius, that the word of the LORD came unto Zechariah in the fourth day of the ninth month, even in Chisleu; &lt;br /&gt;
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|When they had sent unto the house of God Sherezer and Regem-melech, and their men, to pray before the LORD, &lt;br /&gt;
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|And to speak unto the priests which were in the house of the LORD of hosts, and to the prophets, saying, Should I weep in the fifth month, separating myself, as I have done these so many years? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then came the word of the LORD of hosts unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Speak unto all the people of the land, and to the priests, saying, When ye fasted and mourned in the fifth and seventh month, even those seventy years, did ye at all fast unto me, even to me? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And when ye did eat, and when ye did drink, did not ye eat for yourselves, and drink for yourselves? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Should ye not hear the words which the LORD hath cried by the former prophets, when Jerusalem was inhabited and in prosperity, and the cities thereof round about her, when men inhabited the south and the plain? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the word of the LORD came unto Zechariah, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Execute true judgment, and shew mercy and compassions every man to his brother: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And oppress not the widow, nor the fatherless, the stranger, nor the poor; and let none of you imagine evil against his brother in your heart. &lt;br /&gt;
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|But they refused to hearken, and pulled away the shoulder, and stopped their ears, that they should not hear. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Yea, they made their hearts as an adamant stone, lest they should hear the law, and the words which the LORD of hosts hath sent in his spirit by the former prophets: therefore came a great wrath from the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore it is come to pass, that as he cried, and they would not hear; so they cried, and I would not hear, saith the LORD of hosts: &lt;br /&gt;
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|But I scattered them with a whirlwind among all the nations whom they knew not. Thus the land was desolate after them, that no man passed through nor returned: for they laid the pleasant land desolate. &lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Conservative Bible Project]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Zechariah 1-7 (Translated)</title>
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&lt;div&gt;==Chapter 1==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|In the eighth month, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD unto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|In August, during the second year of Darius's reign, Zechariah heard the word of the LORD, son of Berechiah, son of Iddo the prophet, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
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|The LORD hath been sore displeased with your fathers. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD is very angry with your fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore say thou unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Turn ye unto me, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will turn unto you, saith the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
|Therefore tell them, the LORD of hosts says; keep me, said the LORD of hosts, and I will keep you, said the LORD of hosts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Be ye not as your fathers, unto whom the former prophets have cried, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Turn ye now from your evil ways, and from your evil doings: but they did not hear, nor hearken unto me, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|Do not be like your fathers, who the former prophets have denounced, saying, the LORD of hosts says; cease your evil ways, and your evil doings, but they did not listen, said the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Your fathers, where are they? and the prophets, do they live for ever? &lt;br /&gt;
|Where are your fathers? Do the prophets live forever?&lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|But my words and my statutes, which I commanded my servants the prophets, did they not take hold of your fathers? and they returned and said, Like as the LORD of hosts thought to do unto us, according to our ways, and according to our doings, so hath he dealt with us. &lt;br /&gt;
|But my advice and laws, which I told to the prophets, did your fathers not obey them? And they returned and said, Like the Lord of hosts told us, tailored to our habits and actions, so he dealt with us.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Upon the four and twentieth day of the eleventh month, which is the month Sebat, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD unto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|On November 24, during the second year Darius reigned, Zechariah heard the world of the LORD, son of Berechiah, son of Iddo the prophet, which said &lt;br /&gt;
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|I saw by night, and behold a man riding upon a red horse, and he stood among the myrtle trees that were in the bottom; and behind him were there red horses, speckled, and white. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, O my lord, what are these? And the angel that talked with me said unto me, I will shew thee what these be. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the man that stood among the myrtle trees answered and said, These are they whom the LORD hath sent to walk to and fro through the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And they answered the angel of the LORD that stood among the myrtle trees, and said, We have walked to and fro through the earth, and, behold, all the earth sitteth still, and is at rest. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel of the LORD answered and said, O LORD of hosts, how long wilt thou not have mercy on Jerusalem and on the cities of Judah, against which thou hast had indignation these threescore and ten years? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD answered the angel that talked with me with good words and comfortable words. &lt;br /&gt;
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|So the angel that communed with me said unto me, Cry thou, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; I am jealous for Jerusalem and for Zion with a great jealousy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease: for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore thus saith the LORD; I am returned to Jerusalem with mercies: my house shall be built in it, saith the LORD of hosts, and a line shall be stretched forth upon Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Cry yet, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; My cities through prosperity shall yet be spread abroad; and the LORD shall yet comfort Zion, and shall yet choose Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then lifted I up mine eyes, and saw, and behold four horns. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I said unto the angel that talked with me, What be these? And he answered me, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, Israel, and Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD shewed me four carpenters. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, What come these to do? And he spake, saying, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, so that no man did lift up his head: but these are come to fray them, to cast out the horns of the Gentiles, which lifted up their horn over the land of Judah to scatter it. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 2==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|I lifted up mine eyes again, and looked, and behold a man with a measuring line in his hand. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, Whither goest thou? And he said unto me, To measure Jerusalem, to see what is the breadth thereof, and what is the length thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And, behold, the angel that talked with me went forth, and another angel went out to meet him, &lt;br /&gt;
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|And said unto him, Run, speak to this young man, saying, Jerusalem shall be inhabited as towns without walls for the multitude of men and cattle therein: &lt;br /&gt;
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|For I, saith the LORD, will be unto her a wall of fire round about, and will be the glory in the midst of her. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the LORD: for I have spread you abroad as the four winds of the heaven, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Deliver thyself, O Zion, that dwellest with the daughter of Babylon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For thus saith the LORD of hosts; After the glory hath he sent me unto the nations which spoiled you: for he that toucheth you toucheth the apple of his eye. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For, behold, I will shake mine hand upon them, and they shall be a spoil to their servants: and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Sing and rejoice, O daughter of Zion: for, lo, I come, and I will dwell in the midst of thee, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And many nations shall be joined to the LORD in that day, and shall be my people: and I will dwell in the midst of thee, and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD shall inherit Judah his portion in the holy land, and shall choose Jerusalem again. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Be silent, O all flesh, before the LORD: for he is raised up out of his holy habitation. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 3==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And he shewed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the LORD, and Satan standing at his right hand to resist him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD said unto Satan, The LORD rebuke thee, O Satan; even the LORD that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee: is not this a brand plucked out of the fire? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Now Joshua was clothed with filthy garments, and stood before the angel. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he answered and spake unto those that stood before him, saying, Take away the filthy garments from him. And unto him he said, Behold, I have caused thine iniquity to pass from thee, and I will clothe thee with change of raiment. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And I said, Let them set a fair mitre upon his head. So they set a fair mitre upon his head, and clothed him with garments. And the angel of the LORD stood by. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the angel of the LORD protested unto Joshua, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thus saith the LORD of hosts; If thou wilt walk in my ways, and if thou wilt keep my charge, then thou shalt also judge my house, and shalt also keep my courts, and I will give thee places to walk among these that stand by. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|Hear now, O Joshua the high priest, thou, and thy fellows that sit before thee: for they are men wondered at: for, behold, I will bring forth my servant the BRANCH. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|For behold the stone that I have laid before Joshua; upon one stone shall be seven eyes: behold, I will engrave the graving thereof, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will remove the iniquity of that land in one day. &lt;br /&gt;
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|In that day, saith the LORD of hosts, shall ye call every man his neighbour under the vine and under the fig tree. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 4==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And the angel that talked with me came again, and waked me, as a man that is wakened out of his sleep, &lt;br /&gt;
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|And said unto me, What seest thou? And I said, I have looked, and behold a candlestick all of gold, with a bowl upon the top of it, and his seven lamps thereon, and seven pipes to the seven lamps, which are upon the top thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And two olive trees by it, one upon the right side of the bowl, and the other upon the left side thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|So I answered and spake to the angel that talked with me, saying, What are these, my lord? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel that talked with me answered and said unto me, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then he answered and spake unto me, saying, This is the word of the LORD unto Zerubbabel, saying, Not by might, nor by power, but by my spirit, saith the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Who art thou, O great mountain? before Zerubbabel thou shalt become a plain: and he shall bring forth the headstone thereof with shoutings, crying, Grace, grace unto it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this house; his hands shall also finish it; and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For who hath despised the day of small things? for they shall rejoice, and shall see the plummet in the hand of Zerubbabel with those seven; they are the eyes of the LORD, which run to and fro through the whole earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then answered I, and said unto him, What are these two olive trees upon the right side of the candlestick and upon the left side thereof? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I answered again, and said unto him, What be these two olive branches which through the two golden pipes empty the golden oil out of themselves? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he answered me and said, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said he, These are the two anointed ones, that stand by the LORD of the whole earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 5==&lt;br /&gt;
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|Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut off as on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth shall be cut off as on that side according to it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I will bring it forth, saith the LORD of hosts, and it shall enter into the house of the thief, and into the house of him that sweareth falsely by my name: and it shall remain in the midst of his house, and shall consume it with the timber thereof and the stones thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel that talked with me went forth, and said unto me, Lift up now thine eyes, and see what is this that goeth forth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I said, What is it? And he said, This is an ephah that goeth forth. He said moreover, This is their resemblance through all the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And, behold, there was lifted up a talent of lead: and this is a woman that sitteth in the midst of the ephah. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he said, This is wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I to the angel that talked with me, Whither do these bear the ephah? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he said unto me, To build it an house in the land of Shinar: and it shall be established, and set there upon her own base. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 6==&lt;br /&gt;
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|And I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came four chariots out from between two mountains; and the mountains were mountains of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|In the first chariot were red horses; and in the second chariot black horses; &lt;br /&gt;
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|And in the third chariot white horses; and in the fourth chariot grisled and bay horses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then I answered and said unto the angel that talked with me, What are these, my lord? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the angel answered and said unto me, These are the four spirits of the heavens, which go forth from standing before the Lord of all the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|The black horses which are therein go forth into the north country; and the white go forth after them; and the grisled go forth toward the south country. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the bay went forth, and sought to go that they might walk to and fro through the earth: and he said, Get you hence, walk to and fro through the earth. So they walked to and fro through the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then cried he upon me, and spake unto me, saying, Behold, these that go toward the north country have quieted my spirit in the north country. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Take of them of the captivity, even of Heldai, of Tobijah, and of Jedaiah, which are come from Babylon, and come thou the same day, and go into the house of Josiah the son of Zephaniah; &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then take silver and gold, and make crowns, and set them upon the head of Joshua the son of Josedech, the high priest; &lt;br /&gt;
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|And speak unto him, saying, Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Behold the man whose name is The BRANCH; and he shall grow up out of his place, and he shall build the temple of the LORD: &lt;br /&gt;
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|Even he shall build the temple of the LORD; and he shall bear the glory, and shall sit and rule upon his throne; and he shall be a priest upon his throne: and the counsel of peace shall be between them both. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the crowns shall be to Helem, and to Tobijah, and to Jedaiah, and to Hen the son of Zephaniah, for a memorial in the temple of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And they that are far off shall come and build in the temple of the LORD, and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you. And this shall come to pass, if ye will diligently obey the voice of the LORD your God. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 7==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And it came to pass in the fourth year of king Darius, that the word of the LORD came unto Zechariah in the fourth day of the ninth month, even in Chisleu; &lt;br /&gt;
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|When they had sent unto the house of God Sherezer and Regem-melech, and their men, to pray before the LORD, &lt;br /&gt;
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|And to speak unto the priests which were in the house of the LORD of hosts, and to the prophets, saying, Should I weep in the fifth month, separating myself, as I have done these so many years? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then came the word of the LORD of hosts unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Speak unto all the people of the land, and to the priests, saying, When ye fasted and mourned in the fifth and seventh month, even those seventy years, did ye at all fast unto me, even to me? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And when ye did eat, and when ye did drink, did not ye eat for yourselves, and drink for yourselves? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Should ye not hear the words which the LORD hath cried by the former prophets, when Jerusalem was inhabited and in prosperity, and the cities thereof round about her, when men inhabited the south and the plain? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the word of the LORD came unto Zechariah, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Execute true judgment, and shew mercy and compassions every man to his brother: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And oppress not the widow, nor the fatherless, the stranger, nor the poor; and let none of you imagine evil against his brother in your heart. &lt;br /&gt;
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|But they refused to hearken, and pulled away the shoulder, and stopped their ears, that they should not hear. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Yea, they made their hearts as an adamant stone, lest they should hear the law, and the words which the LORD of hosts hath sent in his spirit by the former prophets: therefore came a great wrath from the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore it is come to pass, that as he cried, and they would not hear; so they cried, and I would not hear, saith the LORD of hosts: &lt;br /&gt;
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|But I scattered them with a whirlwind among all the nations whom they knew not. Thus the land was desolate after them, that no man passed through nor returned: for they laid the pleasant land desolate. &lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Conservative Bible Project]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Rick and Morty</title>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, which may  be included in seasons with higher episode counts, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|In the eighth month, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD unto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|In August, during the second year of Darius's reign, Zechariah heard the word of the LORD, son of Berechiah, son of Iddo the prophet, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
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|The LORD hath been sore displeased with your fathers. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD is very angry with your fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore say thou unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Turn ye unto me, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will turn unto you, saith the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
|Therefore tell them, the LORD of hosts says; keep me, said the LORD of hosts, and I will keep you, said the LORD of hosts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Be ye not as your fathers, unto whom the former prophets have cried, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Turn ye now from your evil ways, and from your evil doings: but they did not hear, nor hearken unto me, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|Do not be like your fathers, who the former prophets have denounced, saying, the LORD of hosts says; cease your evil ways, and your evil doings, but they did not listen, said the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Your fathers, where are they? and the prophets, do they live for ever? &lt;br /&gt;
|Where are your fathers? Do the prophets live forever?&lt;br /&gt;
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|But my words and my statutes, which I commanded my servants the prophets, did they not take hold of your fathers? and they returned and said, Like as the LORD of hosts thought to do unto us, according to our ways, and according to our doings, so hath he dealt with us. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Upon the four and twentieth day of the eleventh month, which is the month Sebat, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD unto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|I saw by night, and behold a man riding upon a red horse, and he stood among the myrtle trees that were in the bottom; and behind him were there red horses, speckled, and white. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, O my lord, what are these? And the angel that talked with me said unto me, I will shew thee what these be. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the man that stood among the myrtle trees answered and said, These are they whom the LORD hath sent to walk to and fro through the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And they answered the angel of the LORD that stood among the myrtle trees, and said, We have walked to and fro through the earth, and, behold, all the earth sitteth still, and is at rest. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel of the LORD answered and said, O LORD of hosts, how long wilt thou not have mercy on Jerusalem and on the cities of Judah, against which thou hast had indignation these threescore and ten years? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD answered the angel that talked with me with good words and comfortable words. &lt;br /&gt;
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|So the angel that communed with me said unto me, Cry thou, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; I am jealous for Jerusalem and for Zion with a great jealousy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease: for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore thus saith the LORD; I am returned to Jerusalem with mercies: my house shall be built in it, saith the LORD of hosts, and a line shall be stretched forth upon Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Cry yet, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; My cities through prosperity shall yet be spread abroad; and the LORD shall yet comfort Zion, and shall yet choose Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then lifted I up mine eyes, and saw, and behold four horns. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I said unto the angel that talked with me, What be these? And he answered me, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, Israel, and Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD shewed me four carpenters. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, What come these to do? And he spake, saying, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, so that no man did lift up his head: but these are come to fray them, to cast out the horns of the Gentiles, which lifted up their horn over the land of Judah to scatter it. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 2==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|I lifted up mine eyes again, and looked, and behold a man with a measuring line in his hand. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, Whither goest thou? And he said unto me, To measure Jerusalem, to see what is the breadth thereof, and what is the length thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And, behold, the angel that talked with me went forth, and another angel went out to meet him, &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And said unto him, Run, speak to this young man, saying, Jerusalem shall be inhabited as towns without walls for the multitude of men and cattle therein: &lt;br /&gt;
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|For I, saith the LORD, will be unto her a wall of fire round about, and will be the glory in the midst of her. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the LORD: for I have spread you abroad as the four winds of the heaven, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Deliver thyself, O Zion, that dwellest with the daughter of Babylon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For thus saith the LORD of hosts; After the glory hath he sent me unto the nations which spoiled you: for he that toucheth you toucheth the apple of his eye. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|For, behold, I will shake mine hand upon them, and they shall be a spoil to their servants: and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Sing and rejoice, O daughter of Zion: for, lo, I come, and I will dwell in the midst of thee, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And many nations shall be joined to the LORD in that day, and shall be my people: and I will dwell in the midst of thee, and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD shall inherit Judah his portion in the holy land, and shall choose Jerusalem again. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Be silent, O all flesh, before the LORD: for he is raised up out of his holy habitation. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 3==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And he shewed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the LORD, and Satan standing at his right hand to resist him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD said unto Satan, The LORD rebuke thee, O Satan; even the LORD that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee: is not this a brand plucked out of the fire? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Now Joshua was clothed with filthy garments, and stood before the angel. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he answered and spake unto those that stood before him, saying, Take away the filthy garments from him. And unto him he said, Behold, I have caused thine iniquity to pass from thee, and I will clothe thee with change of raiment. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I said, Let them set a fair mitre upon his head. So they set a fair mitre upon his head, and clothed him with garments. And the angel of the LORD stood by. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the angel of the LORD protested unto Joshua, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thus saith the LORD of hosts; If thou wilt walk in my ways, and if thou wilt keep my charge, then thou shalt also judge my house, and shalt also keep my courts, and I will give thee places to walk among these that stand by. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Hear now, O Joshua the high priest, thou, and thy fellows that sit before thee: for they are men wondered at: for, behold, I will bring forth my servant the BRANCH. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For behold the stone that I have laid before Joshua; upon one stone shall be seven eyes: behold, I will engrave the graving thereof, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will remove the iniquity of that land in one day. &lt;br /&gt;
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|In that day, saith the LORD of hosts, shall ye call every man his neighbour under the vine and under the fig tree. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 4==&lt;br /&gt;
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|And the angel that talked with me came again, and waked me, as a man that is wakened out of his sleep, &lt;br /&gt;
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|And said unto me, What seest thou? And I said, I have looked, and behold a candlestick all of gold, with a bowl upon the top of it, and his seven lamps thereon, and seven pipes to the seven lamps, which are upon the top thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And two olive trees by it, one upon the right side of the bowl, and the other upon the left side thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|So I answered and spake to the angel that talked with me, saying, What are these, my lord? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel that talked with me answered and said unto me, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then he answered and spake unto me, saying, This is the word of the LORD unto Zerubbabel, saying, Not by might, nor by power, but by my spirit, saith the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Who art thou, O great mountain? before Zerubbabel thou shalt become a plain: and he shall bring forth the headstone thereof with shoutings, crying, Grace, grace unto it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this house; his hands shall also finish it; and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For who hath despised the day of small things? for they shall rejoice, and shall see the plummet in the hand of Zerubbabel with those seven; they are the eyes of the LORD, which run to and fro through the whole earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then answered I, and said unto him, What are these two olive trees upon the right side of the candlestick and upon the left side thereof? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I answered again, and said unto him, What be these two olive branches which through the two golden pipes empty the golden oil out of themselves? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he answered me and said, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said he, These are the two anointed ones, that stand by the LORD of the whole earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 5==&lt;br /&gt;
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|Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut off as on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth shall be cut off as on that side according to it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I will bring it forth, saith the LORD of hosts, and it shall enter into the house of the thief, and into the house of him that sweareth falsely by my name: and it shall remain in the midst of his house, and shall consume it with the timber thereof and the stones thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel that talked with me went forth, and said unto me, Lift up now thine eyes, and see what is this that goeth forth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And I said, What is it? And he said, This is an ephah that goeth forth. He said moreover, This is their resemblance through all the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And, behold, there was lifted up a talent of lead: and this is a woman that sitteth in the midst of the ephah. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, This is wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Then said I to the angel that talked with me, Whither do these bear the ephah? &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said unto me, To build it an house in the land of Shinar: and it shall be established, and set there upon her own base. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 6==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came four chariots out from between two mountains; and the mountains were mountains of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|In the first chariot were red horses; and in the second chariot black horses; &lt;br /&gt;
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|And in the third chariot white horses; and in the fourth chariot grisled and bay horses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then I answered and said unto the angel that talked with me, What are these, my lord? &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the angel answered and said unto me, These are the four spirits of the heavens, which go forth from standing before the Lord of all the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|The black horses which are therein go forth into the north country; and the white go forth after them; and the grisled go forth toward the south country. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And the bay went forth, and sought to go that they might walk to and fro through the earth: and he said, Get you hence, walk to and fro through the earth. So they walked to and fro through the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|Then cried he upon me, and spake unto me, saying, Behold, these that go toward the north country have quieted my spirit in the north country. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Take of them of the captivity, even of Heldai, of Tobijah, and of Jedaiah, which are come from Babylon, and come thou the same day, and go into the house of Josiah the son of Zephaniah; &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then take silver and gold, and make crowns, and set them upon the head of Joshua the son of Josedech, the high priest; &lt;br /&gt;
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|And speak unto him, saying, Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Behold the man whose name is The BRANCH; and he shall grow up out of his place, and he shall build the temple of the LORD: &lt;br /&gt;
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|Even he shall build the temple of the LORD; and he shall bear the glory, and shall sit and rule upon his throne; and he shall be a priest upon his throne: and the counsel of peace shall be between them both. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the crowns shall be to Helem, and to Tobijah, and to Jedaiah, and to Hen the son of Zephaniah, for a memorial in the temple of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And they that are far off shall come and build in the temple of the LORD, and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you. And this shall come to pass, if ye will diligently obey the voice of the LORD your God. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 7==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And it came to pass in the fourth year of king Darius, that the word of the LORD came unto Zechariah in the fourth day of the ninth month, even in Chisleu; &lt;br /&gt;
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|When they had sent unto the house of God Sherezer and Regem-melech, and their men, to pray before the LORD, &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And to speak unto the priests which were in the house of the LORD of hosts, and to the prophets, saying, Should I weep in the fifth month, separating myself, as I have done these so many years? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then came the word of the LORD of hosts unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Speak unto all the people of the land, and to the priests, saying, When ye fasted and mourned in the fifth and seventh month, even those seventy years, did ye at all fast unto me, even to me? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And when ye did eat, and when ye did drink, did not ye eat for yourselves, and drink for yourselves? &lt;br /&gt;
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|Should ye not hear the words which the LORD hath cried by the former prophets, when Jerusalem was inhabited and in prosperity, and the cities thereof round about her, when men inhabited the south and the plain? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the word of the LORD came unto Zechariah, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Execute true judgment, and shew mercy and compassions every man to his brother: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And oppress not the widow, nor the fatherless, the stranger, nor the poor; and let none of you imagine evil against his brother in your heart. &lt;br /&gt;
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|But they refused to hearken, and pulled away the shoulder, and stopped their ears, that they should not hear. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Yea, they made their hearts as an adamant stone, lest they should hear the law, and the words which the LORD of hosts hath sent in his spirit by the former prophets: therefore came a great wrath from the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore it is come to pass, that as he cried, and they would not hear; so they cried, and I would not hear, saith the LORD of hosts: &lt;br /&gt;
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|But I scattered them with a whirlwind among all the nations whom they knew not. Thus the land was desolate after them, that no man passed through nor returned: for they laid the pleasant land desolate. &lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Zechariah 1-7 (Translated)</title>
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&lt;div&gt;==Chapter 1==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|In the eighth month, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD unto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|In August, during the second year of Darius's reign, Zechariah heard the word of the LORD, son of Berechiah, son of Iddo the prophet, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
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|The LORD hath been sore displeased with your fathers. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD is very angry with your fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Therefore say thou unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Turn ye unto me, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will turn unto you, saith the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
|Therefore tell them, the LORD of hosts says; keep me, said the LORD of hosts, and I will keep you, said the LORD of hosts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Be ye not as your fathers, unto whom the former prophets have cried, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Turn ye now from your evil ways, and from your evil doings: but they did not hear, nor hearken unto me, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|Do not be like your fathers, who the former prophets have denounced, saying, the LORD of hosts says; cease your evil ways, and your evil doings, but they did not listen, said the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Your fathers, where are they? and the prophets, do they live for ever? &lt;br /&gt;
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|But my words and my statutes, which I commanded my servants the prophets, did they not take hold of your fathers? and they returned and said, Like as the LORD of hosts thought to do unto us, according to our ways, and according to our doings, so hath he dealt with us. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Upon the four and twentieth day of the eleventh month, which is the month Sebat, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the LORD unto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|I saw by night, and behold a man riding upon a red horse, and he stood among the myrtle trees that were in the bottom; and behind him were there red horses, speckled, and white. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, O my lord, what are these? And the angel that talked with me said unto me, I will shew thee what these be. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the man that stood among the myrtle trees answered and said, These are they whom the LORD hath sent to walk to and fro through the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And they answered the angel of the LORD that stood among the myrtle trees, and said, We have walked to and fro through the earth, and, behold, all the earth sitteth still, and is at rest. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then the angel of the LORD answered and said, O LORD of hosts, how long wilt thou not have mercy on Jerusalem and on the cities of Judah, against which thou hast had indignation these threescore and ten years? &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD answered the angel that talked with me with good words and comfortable words. &lt;br /&gt;
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|So the angel that communed with me said unto me, Cry thou, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; I am jealous for Jerusalem and for Zion with a great jealousy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease: for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Therefore thus saith the LORD; I am returned to Jerusalem with mercies: my house shall be built in it, saith the LORD of hosts, and a line shall be stretched forth upon Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Cry yet, saying, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; My cities through prosperity shall yet be spread abroad; and the LORD shall yet comfort Zion, and shall yet choose Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then lifted I up mine eyes, and saw, and behold four horns. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And I said unto the angel that talked with me, What be these? And he answered me, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, Israel, and Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD shewed me four carpenters. &lt;br /&gt;
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|21&lt;br /&gt;
|Then said I, What come these to do? And he spake, saying, These are the horns which have scattered Judah, so that no man did lift up his head: but these are come to fray them, to cast out the horns of the Gentiles, which lifted up their horn over the land of Judah to scatter it. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 2==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|I lifted up mine eyes again, and looked, and behold a man with a measuring line in his hand. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then said I, Whither goest thou? And he said unto me, To measure Jerusalem, to see what is the breadth thereof, and what is the length thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And, behold, the angel that talked with me went forth, and another angel went out to meet him, &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And said unto him, Run, speak to this young man, saying, Jerusalem shall be inhabited as towns without walls for the multitude of men and cattle therein: &lt;br /&gt;
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|For I, saith the LORD, will be unto her a wall of fire round about, and will be the glory in the midst of her. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the LORD: for I have spread you abroad as the four winds of the heaven, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Deliver thyself, O Zion, that dwellest with the daughter of Babylon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For thus saith the LORD of hosts; After the glory hath he sent me unto the nations which spoiled you: for he that toucheth you toucheth the apple of his eye. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For, behold, I will shake mine hand upon them, and they shall be a spoil to their servants: and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Sing and rejoice, O daughter of Zion: for, lo, I come, and I will dwell in the midst of thee, saith the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And many nations shall be joined to the LORD in that day, and shall be my people: and I will dwell in the midst of thee, and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD shall inherit Judah his portion in the holy land, and shall choose Jerusalem again. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Be silent, O all flesh, before the LORD: for he is raised up out of his holy habitation. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 3==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And he shewed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the LORD, and Satan standing at his right hand to resist him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Satan, The LORD rebuke thee, O Satan; even the LORD that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee: is not this a brand plucked out of the fire? &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Now Joshua was clothed with filthy garments, and stood before the angel. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he answered and spake unto those that stood before him, saying, Take away the filthy garments from him. And unto him he said, Behold, I have caused thine iniquity to pass from thee, and I will clothe thee with change of raiment. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And I said, Let them set a fair mitre upon his head. So they set a fair mitre upon his head, and clothed him with garments. And the angel of the LORD stood by. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And the angel of the LORD protested unto Joshua, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus saith the LORD of hosts; If thou wilt walk in my ways, and if thou wilt keep my charge, then thou shalt also judge my house, and shalt also keep my courts, and I will give thee places to walk among these that stand by. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|Hear now, O Joshua the high priest, thou, and thy fellows that sit before thee: for they are men wondered at: for, behold, I will bring forth my servant the BRANCH. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|For behold the stone that I have laid before Joshua; upon one stone shall be seven eyes: behold, I will engrave the graving thereof, saith the LORD of hosts, and I will remove the iniquity of that land in one day. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|In that day, saith the LORD of hosts, shall ye call every man his neighbour under the vine and under the fig tree. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 4==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the angel that talked with me came again, and waked me, as a man that is wakened out of his sleep, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And said unto me, What seest thou? And I said, I have looked, and behold a candlestick all of gold, with a bowl upon the top of it, and his seven lamps thereon, and seven pipes to the seven lamps, which are upon the top thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And two olive trees by it, one upon the right side of the bowl, and the other upon the left side thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|So I answered and spake to the angel that talked with me, saying, What are these, my lord? &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Then the angel that talked with me answered and said unto me, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Then he answered and spake unto me, saying, This is the word of the LORD unto Zerubbabel, saying, Not by might, nor by power, but by my spirit, saith the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Who art thou, O great mountain? before Zerubbabel thou shalt become a plain: and he shall bring forth the headstone thereof with shoutings, crying, Grace, grace unto it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this house; his hands shall also finish it; and thou shalt know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|For who hath despised the day of small things? for they shall rejoice, and shall see the plummet in the hand of Zerubbabel with those seven; they are the eyes of the LORD, which run to and fro through the whole earth. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Then answered I, and said unto him, What are these two olive trees upon the right side of the candlestick and upon the left side thereof? &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And I answered again, and said unto him, What be these two olive branches which through the two golden pipes empty the golden oil out of themselves? &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he answered me and said, Knowest thou not what these be? And I said, No, my lord. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Then said he, These are the two anointed ones, that stand by the LORD of the whole earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 5==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut off as on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth shall be cut off as on that side according to it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|I will bring it forth, saith the LORD of hosts, and it shall enter into the house of the thief, and into the house of him that sweareth falsely by my name: and it shall remain in the midst of his house, and shall consume it with the timber thereof and the stones thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Then the angel that talked with me went forth, and said unto me, Lift up now thine eyes, and see what is this that goeth forth. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And I said, What is it? And he said, This is an ephah that goeth forth. He said moreover, This is their resemblance through all the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And, behold, there was lifted up a talent of lead: and this is a woman that sitteth in the midst of the ephah. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, This is wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Then said I to the angel that talked with me, Whither do these bear the ephah? &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said unto me, To build it an house in the land of Shinar: and it shall be established, and set there upon her own base. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 6==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came four chariots out from between two mountains; and the mountains were mountains of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|In the first chariot were red horses; and in the second chariot black horses; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the third chariot white horses; and in the fourth chariot grisled and bay horses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Then I answered and said unto the angel that talked with me, What are these, my lord? &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the angel answered and said unto me, These are the four spirits of the heavens, which go forth from standing before the Lord of all the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|The black horses which are therein go forth into the north country; and the white go forth after them; and the grisled go forth toward the south country. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And the bay went forth, and sought to go that they might walk to and fro through the earth: and he said, Get you hence, walk to and fro through the earth. So they walked to and fro through the earth. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|Then cried he upon me, and spake unto me, saying, Behold, these that go toward the north country have quieted my spirit in the north country. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Take of them of the captivity, even of Heldai, of Tobijah, and of Jedaiah, which are come from Babylon, and come thou the same day, and go into the house of Josiah the son of Zephaniah; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Then take silver and gold, and make crowns, and set them upon the head of Joshua the son of Josedech, the high priest; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And speak unto him, saying, Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Behold the man whose name is The BRANCH; and he shall grow up out of his place, and he shall build the temple of the LORD: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Even he shall build the temple of the LORD; and he shall bear the glory, and shall sit and rule upon his throne; and he shall be a priest upon his throne: and the counsel of peace shall be between them both. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And the crowns shall be to Helem, and to Tobijah, and to Jedaiah, and to Hen the son of Zephaniah, for a memorial in the temple of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And they that are far off shall come and build in the temple of the LORD, and ye shall know that the LORD of hosts hath sent me unto you. And this shall come to pass, if ye will diligently obey the voice of the LORD your God. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 7==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
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!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass in the fourth year of king Darius, that the word of the LORD came unto Zechariah in the fourth day of the ninth month, even in Chisleu; &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|When they had sent unto the house of God Sherezer and Regem-melech, and their men, to pray before the LORD, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And to speak unto the priests which were in the house of the LORD of hosts, and to the prophets, saying, Should I weep in the fifth month, separating myself, as I have done these so many years? &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Then came the word of the LORD of hosts unto me, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Speak unto all the people of the land, and to the priests, saying, When ye fasted and mourned in the fifth and seventh month, even those seventy years, did ye at all fast unto me, even to me? &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And when ye did eat, and when ye did drink, did not ye eat for yourselves, and drink for yourselves? &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Should ye not hear the words which the LORD hath cried by the former prophets, when Jerusalem was inhabited and in prosperity, and the cities thereof round about her, when men inhabited the south and the plain? &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And the word of the LORD came unto Zechariah, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Execute true judgment, and shew mercy and compassions every man to his brother: &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And oppress not the widow, nor the fatherless, the stranger, nor the poor; and let none of you imagine evil against his brother in your heart. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|But they refused to hearken, and pulled away the shoulder, and stopped their ears, that they should not hear. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Yea, they made their hearts as an adamant stone, lest they should hear the law, and the words which the LORD of hosts hath sent in his spirit by the former prophets: therefore came a great wrath from the LORD of hosts. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Therefore it is come to pass, that as he cried, and they would not hear; so they cried, and I would not hear, saith the LORD of hosts: &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|But I scattered them with a whirlwind among all the nations whom they knew not. Thus the land was desolate after them, that no man passed through nor returned: for they laid the pleasant land desolate. &lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Conservative Bible Project]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Conservative Bible]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Starting with the infamous &amp;quot;Rural purge&amp;quot; of the early-1970s (when [[CBS]] cancelled most of its Western dramas and all of its rural/family-themed sitcoms and variety shows in favor of &amp;quot;socially relevant&amp;quot; urban-themed programs) and increasingly into the present, liberal-leaning television series creators, producers, and writers have put shows on the air that appeal more to their own personal viewpoints than to the tastes of most of the general public. As a result, in part due to the increase in TV channels since that period, many currently airing series have undergone decreases in viewership and the declining ratings that go with them. To liberals in the media, however, declining TV ratings and unsatisfied audiences mean less to them than pushing [[liberal ideology]] (including positively playing up [[socialism]], [[witchcraft]], [[feminism]], [[gender confusion]] and the [[homosexual agenda]] and playing the [[race card]] for ideological purposes while denigrating [[religion]], the [[family]], [[traditional values]] and the [[First Amendment|First]] and [[Second Amendment]]s) and forcing public acceptance of it does. Shown below is a list of some of the worst liberal TV series, past and present.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Live Action Series==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Title&lt;br /&gt;
!Original run&lt;br /&gt;
!Network&lt;br /&gt;
!TV rating&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[2 Broke Girls]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CBS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This garbage sitcom glorifies homosexuality and feminism while directly insulting conservative ideals and leaders. It constantly attempts to push the limits of blue jokes, racial stereotypes, and sexual references. One of the series' titular girls—Max Black, a proudly rude, unprofessional, unmotivated, immoral, aggressive, and promiscuous woman with a drug and alcohol problem—is portrayed as a positive role model for modern women (ironically, the actress, Kat Dennings, doesn't even smoke or do drugs and very rarely drinks). Plus, the character Sophie Kachinsky, who is even more immoral and promiscuous, is always given a very loud canned applause upon every one of her entrances in order to indicate her as the show's &amp;quot;most popular&amp;quot; character. The show, which posted 19.37 million viewers at its premiere in 2011, fell to less than a quarter of that number (hitting a low of 4.57 million viewers) by the time of its cancellation in May 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[30 Rock]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2006-2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[NBC]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|What looks like a sitcom about the life of the head writer of a sketch comedy series is really a front for several left-wing agendas, most infamously including a slam against [[Sarah Palin]] and routine stereotyping of conservative business executives (as in series regular Jack Donnaghy, a tasteless parody of business icon Jack Welch played by liberal Alec Baldwin). Throughout its airing from 2006 to 2013, despite being very popular liberal elites, the series received poor ratings, with its first season ranking only at #102, its subsequent seasons consistently ranking low (the highest-rated season was Season 3 with a ranking of #69 and 3.2 million viewers). Season 6 had such a low performance overall (and a very poorly-received season finale ranking at 1.6 million viewers) that NBC was forced to cancel the show at one more season.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''All American Muslim'' &lt;br /&gt;
|2011-2012&lt;br /&gt;
|TLC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This reality program essentially censors and whitewashes the true face of Islam, a terroristic and supremacist religio-political ideology masquerading as a non-political &amp;quot;religion&amp;quot;, following the lives of five Islamic families in the [[Detroit]] suburb of [[Dearborn]], Michigan. The show drew criticism for depicting Islam in a favorable light, ignoring the harsh realities, and it was cancelled after one season due to low ratings. Controversy erupted elsewhere when home improvement retail chain Lowe's withdrew its sponsorship of the show, leading liberal celebrities like Russell Simmons, Mia Farrow, and Kal Penn; Internet activist group [[Anonymous]]; Islamic congressman [[Keith Ellison]]; and other liberal politicians to call for a boycott of Lowe's and demanded apologies from the chain in response. Lowe's ignored their demands, and other companies joined Lowe's in withdrawing sponsorship of the program, while the threatened boycott itself largely fizzled.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[All in the Family]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|1971–1979&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CBS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|In this American adaptation by liberal TV producer [[Norman Lear]] of the [[BBC]] series ''Till Death Us Do Part'', Lear inaccurately depicted Archie Bunker, a blue-collar conservative and head of the Bunker family, with liberal traits like [[bigotry]] and ignorance while depicting his son-in-law, socially liberal and politically [[leftist]] [[hippie]] and [[Democrat Party|Democrat]] supporter Mike Stivic (referred to as &amp;quot;Meathead&amp;quot; by Archie), as the &amp;quot;voice of reason&amp;quot;. Many episodes focus on on the political, philosophical, and cultural clashes between Archie and Mike, while Archie's wife Edith and their daughter Gloria try to keep the peace. In the original British series, Mike's counterpart on that show, Mike Rawlins, was a [[Trotskyism|Trotskyist]]. Ironically, Archie Bunker despite being treated in a negative light ended up being more well-received by audiences than the main protagonist Mike Stivic largely because of his stubborn rejection of the counterculture, to the extent that the American series later spawned a sequel, ''Archie Bunker's Place'', which ran from 1979 to 1983, and his chair was one of the historical museum pieces in the Smithsonian.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''The Politically Incorrect Guide to the 1960s'' by Johnathan Leaf, page 97.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Those Were the Days.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;The show most people associate with the clash between the sixties counterculture and the older generation, ''All in the Family'', did not premier until 1971. It is hailed by liberals today as a ground-breaking sitcom that &amp;quot;pushed the envelope&amp;quot; of acceptable fare for TV. In all the praise, however, it's forgotten that what made the show so beloved was the popularity of its featured patriarhh, Archie Bunker. Although the character was supposed to be an unenlightened, illogical bigot, he became a hero to millions of Americans for his stubborn rejection of the counterculture. It is Archie Bunker's chair that has become one of the most famous exhibits in the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History. Meanwhile, Bunker's counterculture antagonist is now mostly remembered for the derisive nickname Archie gave him: Meathead.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Anderson Cooper 360°''&lt;br /&gt;
|2003-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CNN]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|The openly [[homosexual]] [[Anderson Cooper]] hosts this liberally biased news program.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Andi Mack]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017-2019&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Disney Channel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-G&lt;br /&gt;
|What at first looked like a sitcom with potential ended up to be another front for the [[homosexual agenda]] as characters turn out to be either gay or lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Annoying Orange''&lt;br /&gt;
|2009-2011&lt;br /&gt;
|YouTube&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7 (should be TV-14)&lt;br /&gt;
|This Internet series promotes lack of effective communication skills via being annoying. The Annoying Orange does nothing but harass other anthropomorphic fruits and vegetables with loads of adult humor and Hollywood values.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Baby-Sitters Club''&lt;br /&gt;
|2020&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-G&lt;br /&gt;
|This remake of the 1990 TV show of the same name (adapted from a book series written by Ann M. Martin) features a transgender child in the first episode, promoting transgenderism and gender confusion as well. When this transgender child - who is a boy who identifies as a girl - is taken to a hospital, &amp;quot;she&amp;quot; is correctly called a boy by the doctor, prompting one of the main characters to villify the doctor for &amp;quot;robbing her of her identity&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Barney and Friends''&lt;br /&gt;
|1992-2008&lt;br /&gt;
|PBS Kids&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y&lt;br /&gt;
|In this &amp;quot;educational&amp;quot; children's television series, a big, purple, anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus Rex named Barney teaches children about environmentalism, multiculturalism, and other unimportant issues. The title dinosaur also pampers children excessively instead of teaching them how to maturely confront negative emotions and feelings, which is often cited as contributing to a sense of entitlement affecting America's [[Millennial|Millennial generation]], which grew up watching the show as children and has an outspoken secular liberal population.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Batwoman''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019&lt;br /&gt;
|CW&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Based on the DC Comics superheroine of the same name, this latest entry to the DC Comics-based shared fictional universe dubbed the &amp;quot;Arrowverse&amp;quot; on the CW has gone even further to the Left than previous adaptations, including ''Supergirl''.  Title superheroine Kate Kane, who takes up Bruce Wayne/Batman's job after he inexplicably disappears from Gotham City, is an &amp;quot;out&amp;quot; lesbian: the first episode reveals she was discharged from a military academy for entering an affair with a woman named Sophie.  It is noted for being exceedingly feministic and pushing [[social justice]] to an immense level, and the pilot even has a cameo from far-left MSNBC correspondent [[Rachel Maddow]].  It has been criticized as being composed exclusively of themes of social justice.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2019/10/06/lesbian-batwoman-fights-social-justice-and-not-much-else&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  Ratings eventually plummeted from its pilot episode ratings of 1.86 million viewers by the second episode,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvline.com/2019/10/14/batwoman-ratings-season-1-episode-2/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which is suspected to be the result of the star Ruby Rose insulting critics of the series by assuming they are all &amp;quot;old white men&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/25/ruby-rose-lashes-online-haters-batwoman-casting-10804760/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  In the third episode, arc villain Tommy Elliot appears as an obvious caricature of [[Donald Trump]], even to the point of declaring his intention to &amp;quot;make Gotham safe again.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2019/10/20/make-gotham-safe-again-batwoman-introduces-trump-villain&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  As of the 17th episode &amp;quot;A Narrow Escape&amp;quot;, ratings for ''Batwoman'' have fallen to a record low of 630,000 viewers; despite the low ratings and viewership (which would have led to its cancellation on any of the Big Four networks), however, the CW chose to spite the show's critics by renewing it for a second season in January 2020.  The show was later hit by the announcement of the exit of Ruby Rose from the show in May 2020.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Becoming Us''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC Family/Freeform&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This reality show glamorizes and exploits [[gender confusion]]. Two families with fathers claiming to be &amp;quot;women&amp;quot; are highlighted in this series, which debuted at a low-rated 81st place and dropped out of the top 100 shows entirely the following week, eventually finishing the season at less than a third of its already-low debut viewership numbers. The show subsequently ended production and was later removed from Freeform's schedule without fanfare.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[The Big Bang Theory]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2007-2019&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CBS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This sitcom stars a free-spirited beauty and her socially challenged scientist friends but does not demonstrate any family values. Instead, some of the main characters are rooming together without being married, and all four leading men have dysfunctional relationships with one or both parents. In addition, the key character Sheldon Cooper is one of the most outspoken [[Atheism|atheists]] in sitcom history, which leads to both religious and cultural friction with his devoutly Christian mother Mary as well as his Jewish colleague Howard Wolowitz and Hindu friend Dr. Raj Koothrapali. The show is widely considered to have stolen its characters' personalities and their relationships to one another from an earlier sitcom, ''Friends''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1110963/the-big-bang-theory-and-friends-similarities&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://whatculture.com/tv/15-similarities-friends-big-bang-theory&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.looper.com/10501/big-bang-theory-lot-like-friends/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|''Bill Nye Saves the World''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Netflix]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|Leftist &amp;quot;scientist&amp;quot; [[Bill Nye]] hypnotizes his viewers into pseudo-scientific hucksterism and far-Left views. Though liberal critics praised it, American audiences in general panned it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6021260/reviews?ref_=tt_urv&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
|-   &lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Black Jesus]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Adult Swim]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV MA&lt;br /&gt;
|Sacrilegious from its title forward, this  blasphemous television series focuses on the Messiah, Jesus Christ, living in Compton, California in the modern day. Despite the show's questionable portrayal of Christ and the black community, reviewers claim that the character's method of spreading the Lord's message of love and compassion is present and may actually act as a way to reach the young and rebellious modern audience of today. However, the continued usage of illegal substances on the show may impede that.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Black-ish]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[ABC]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This sitcom follows the lives of an upper middle class African American family in Los Angeles, California. The plots of most episodes usually push liberal ideologies such as gun control, vaccinations, and even abortion. In trying to subvert black racial stereotypes, it only furthers the stereotypes it claims to be against. Worst of all, the season 3 episode &amp;quot;Lemons&amp;quot; exists only to attack [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The series has two spinoffs, the college-oriented ''Grown-ish'' and the 1980s-set prequel ''Mixed-ish'', both of which push racial stereotypes in equal measure.  Likewise, ''Mixed-ish'' inevitably praises Communism, the [[hippie]] lifestyle, hedonism, slacking, and freeloading while inevitably attacking Ronald Reagan, capitalism, gun rights, and conservatism in general&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/sadi-martin/2019/09/24/mixed-ish-mixed New '80s Comedy 'Mixed-ish' Mixed-Up on Communism, Reagan] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Boys''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Amazon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|In this adaptation of the WildStorm/Dynamite Entertainment comic of the same name, various superheroes created for the series, which are normally regarded as symbols of American patriotism, are instead shown to use their powers to achieve malevolent ends. The super-powered vigilantes in question, whose activity this show's title characters monitor, plagiarize various Marvel and DC superheroes like Steve Rogers/Captain America, Diana Prince/Wonder Woman, and Barry Allen/Flash. They generally tended to mock conservative values and politicians, though ironically, it got into trouble by its liberal viewer base in its second season finale after it implied that liberal politicians, including a stand-in for [[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]], are also capable of being evil.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2020/10/12/triggered-liberal-tv-critics-jarred-and-upset-aoc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Brave New Girls''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014&lt;br /&gt;
|E! (Canada)&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This Canadian reality series exploits and glorifies gender confusion, featuring gender-confused male model Walter &amp;quot;Jenna&amp;quot; Talackova, who gained infamy for his attempt to become a contestant in the woman-only Miss Universe Canada pageant in 2012 and was initially disqualified after his true gender was discovered (he had lied about who he really was to get in); he got back in after liberal [[feminism|feminist]] lawyer Gloria Allred got involved on his behalf, but he still failed to make the pageant's final five contestants. Only eight episodes of this series were produced, but the Canadian E! channel has not officially announced that the show has been cancelled.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Bridezillas''&lt;br /&gt;
|2004-2013&lt;br /&gt;
|WE TV&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Brides-to-be are encouraged to display their worst behavior in this staged &amp;quot;reality&amp;quot; series. They rant, scream, throw tantrums, and treat their wedding staff, spouse-to-be, family, and friends terribly.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Buffy the Vampire Slayer''&lt;br /&gt;
|1997-2003&lt;br /&gt;
|The WB&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|This feministic, supernatural-themed series, loosely based on the 1992 comedy horror film of the same name but with a more serious tone than the original movie, depicts homosexual characters as &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot;. In its later seasons, one of the antagonists is a demon whose minions heavily resemble Catholic clergy in an obvious anti-Christian message. In addition, in a foreshadowing of things to come in television regarding orientation swaps, the character Willow, despite being depicted as straight in the first three seasons, was abruptly changed into a lesbian by the show's fourth season. In one episode, protagonist Buffy calls out a school course that pushes left-wing propaganda and implies her saving humanity from the forces of darkness is a waste because of such material being taught in a foreshadowing of the pervasive [[Social Justice Warrior]] infestation of the university system as a positive, but it is not enough to detract from the whole series' liberal status.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Charmed''&lt;br /&gt;
|1998-2006&lt;br /&gt;
|The WB &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This disturbing glorification of witchcraft and feminism was rebooted in 2018.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[The Colbert Report]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2005-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Comedy Central&lt;br /&gt;
|TV 14&lt;br /&gt;
|Stephen Colbert is a liberal who parodies conservative pundits such as [[Bill O'Reilly]] and conservative news shows, such as ''[[The O'Reilly Factor]]''. Alcohol use, profanity, and jokes related to intercourse are laden throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
|-  &lt;br /&gt;
|''Commander in Chief''&lt;br /&gt;
|2005-2006&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG&lt;br /&gt;
|A woman becomes President of the United States in this shallow series that amounts to nothing more than [[Hillary Clinton]] propaganda.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Countdown with Keith Olbermann]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2003-2011 ([[MSNBC]]), 2011-2012 ([[Current TV]])&lt;br /&gt;
|[[MSNBC]], Current TV&lt;br /&gt;
|TV PG&lt;br /&gt;
|Left-wing commentator [[Keith Olbermann]] hosts this news program featuring vehement attacks against conservatives.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]]'' &lt;br /&gt;
|1996-2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Comedy Central]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV 14&lt;br /&gt;
|Jon Stewart insults conservative politicians and media stars much more than his occasional jab at liberal Democrats. A year after he left the show, Stewart turned up as a surprise guest on former costar Stephen Colbert's late-night CBS talk show and made a fool of himself by lambasting the [[Donald Trump]] Republican presidential campaign for Trump's stands against illegal immigration and Islamic terrorism as well as his criticisms of [[Barack Hussein Obama]]'s administration and Hillary Clinton's character.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Dawson's Creek''&lt;br /&gt;
|1998-2003&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The WB]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV 14&lt;br /&gt;
|Don't let the premise of it dealing with teens growing up in a suburban neighborhood fool you. The pilot episode's script was infamously controversial for including several racey and risque sex-related plotlines. During the second and third seasons, it advocates homosexuality as series regular Jack McPhee &amp;quot;comes out&amp;quot; as gay and, in the third season finale &amp;quot;True Love&amp;quot;, engaged in the first on-screen same-sex male kiss on live action television with his &amp;quot;boyfriend&amp;quot; Angus (which had apparently been forced into the episode by producer [[Greg Berlanti]], threatening executives to quit if they didn't cave to his demand). The 1998-1999 season even was ranked #1 on the top worst shows of that season on Parents TV largely because of its excessive references to gratuitous pre-marital sex, pornography, and condoms, and at least one reference to masturbation, plus its promotion of teen homosexuality, and to add insult to injury, the show was aimed at a young viewership via the 8:00 PM timeslot as well as having younger protagonists.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20080430140836/https://www.parentstv.org/ptc/publications/reports/top10bestandworst/98top/main.asp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Degrassi''&lt;br /&gt;
|2001-2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CTV]] (Canada)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TeenNick, Netflix (US)&lt;br /&gt;
|TV 14&lt;br /&gt;
|This tasteless high school drama portrays drug use, [[homosexuality]], [[gender confusion]], and [[abortion]] in a positive light. Previous versions of the ''Degrassi'' franchise, ''The Kids of Degrassi Street'' (1979–1986), ''Degrassi Junior High'' (1987–1989) and ''Degrassi High'' (1989–1991) (the latter two of which had similar themes), aired on Canadian network CBC Television.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Dickinson''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019-&lt;br /&gt;
|Apple+&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|In this historically revisionist, feminist Web-exclusive series, notable American poet [[Emily Dickinson]] is characterized as bi-curious and played by biracial actress Hailee Steinfeld, even though the real Emily Dickinson never had an any Asian ancestry and was heterosexual.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Doubt''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|This courtroom drama stars gender-confused male actor Roderick &amp;quot;Laverne&amp;quot; Cox. It was touted by CBS as the first network prime time drama to feature a gender-confused actor in a starring role in an attempt to push gender confusion on its viewing audience. Because of this, viewers wanted no part of the show, which was cancelled after just two episodes.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Rise Failure&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/matt-philbin/2017/03/06/does-when-we-rises-failure-signal-end-cultures-long-gay-moment Does ‘When We Rise’s’ Failure Signal End to the Culture’s Long ‘Gay Moment?’] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Dummy''&lt;br /&gt;
|2020-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Quibi]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This surreally feminist series follows a woman who befriends a talking sex doll.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Full Frontal with Samantha Bee''&lt;br /&gt;
|2016–present&lt;br /&gt;
|TBS&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This offshoot of ''The Daily Show'' features former correspondent and alleged &amp;quot;comedienne&amp;quot; [[Samantha Bee]], who liberally uses foul language, bigotry, and projection in her frequent, pathetic and unfunny mischaracterizations of conservative politicians, public figures, and the public when they refuse to embrace liberal agendas. Bee often takes to behaving like a middle-aged teenybopper during her reports while slagging those she opposes.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''GCB'' &lt;br /&gt;
|2012&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|This blasphemous sitcom debases [[Christianity]], as evidenced simply by its provocative title (its title is an acronym for &amp;quot;Good Christian [censored]&amp;quot;). It was so ill-received by various mainstream Christians that they demanded a boycott of anyone who sponsored the show, which ultimately contributed to its lasting a single season.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Girls''&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|HBO&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This strong supporter of feminism and the [[homosexual agenda]] has an arc in the second season in which the protagonist begins to date a young conservative, only to break up with him, reasoning that his views are beneath hers.  [[Hollywood values]] shown include marrying someone on the basis of boredom, having multiple sexual partners, and glamorizing abortion. Creator Lena Dunham, a self-proclaimed feminist, has defended these wrongs in interviews, claiming it is a representation of what it is like to be a 21st-century woman in her twenties, when really it most certainly isn't.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Girls Next Door''&lt;br /&gt;
|2005-2010&lt;br /&gt;
|The Playboy Channel&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This &amp;quot;reality&amp;quot; series follows the models in the [[pornography|pornographic]] magazine ''[[Playboy]]'', which exploits women.&lt;br /&gt;
|-  &lt;br /&gt;
|''Good Witch''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-present&lt;br /&gt;
|Hallmark Channel&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG&lt;br /&gt;
|A mother and her daughter practice witchcraft, which they do not view as anything Satanic.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Gotham'' (Season 3 onward)&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-2019&lt;br /&gt;
|FOX&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|Originally a prequel series to DC Comics superhero Bruce Wayne/Batman's crimefighting career, it unfortunately turned into homosexual propaganda in the third season because two of the regular villains, the Penguin and the Riddler, are revealed to be homosexual, even though they were never like that in the comics and the Riddler had previously been depicted as straight in the previous two seasons. To a lesser extent, Barbara Kean, noted for being the wife of Commissioner James Gordon and mother to Barbara Gordon/Batgirl in the comics, is depicted as bisexual but never had this lifestyle in the comics either.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Hardball with Chris Matthews''&lt;br /&gt;
|1994-1996; 1997-1999; 1999- (changed stations at 1996 and 1999)&lt;br /&gt;
|Originally America's Talking, later [[CNBC]], later MSNBC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Its titular host provides non-stop liberal propaganda, lies and mischaracterization of conservative public figures and members of the public who support them.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Homeland''&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|Showtime&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|The series initially attempts to portray some conflict with whether a returning POW Marine was a hero or a newly-brainwashed terrorist, but by the third season it not only determines him a terrorist, but makes him the hero.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://pjmedia.com/blog/did-homeland-nuke-the-fridge&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It also was anti-American as a result, creating paranoia about America as a result, which leftist critics complimented the show due to &amp;quot;moral ambiguity&amp;quot; (which is really code for &amp;quot;denounce America as a nation.).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://townhall.com/columnists/brentbozell/2017/09/29/critics-hate-military-shows-in-prime-time-n2388223&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''House, MD''&lt;br /&gt;
|2004-2012&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Fox]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This medical drama features situations that are fairly accurate and real from a scientific viewpoint, but marred by the protagonist who is a rude, cynical, and inevitably atheistic medical doctor who is addicted to the pain medication Vicodin. Although witty and intelligent, the show attempts to paint a liberal distortion of the reality of medical doctors, who are actually more religious than people in other scientific fields, or at least accepting and tolerant of the importance of a patient's faith in their lives. The series may even suggest that his atheism is responsible for making him a &amp;quot;superior&amp;quot; doctor to the rest, though as mentioned, this is not a fixed law in real life. Medical doctors are not only more open about the role in faith in health, but have done more good to save people's lives and show actual concern for the afflicted, beyond the reductionistic &amp;quot;rationalism&amp;quot; of atheopaths who, for instance, want to seem like they care about disabled children by euthanizing them because of their narrow view of human life. In addition, millions of dollars has been wasted in celebrating ingrate scientists like Stephen Hawking and Carl Sagan, who wasted time trying to find life on other planets or irrelevant information regarding black holes while the human population continues to suffer and would have benefited more from investing in better health treatments or technology.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2005-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CBS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This possible copy of ''Friends'' includes themes such as womanizing, alcoholism, gambling, and fornication without consequence.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Howard Stern Show''&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Broadcast syndication|First-run syndication]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV MA&lt;br /&gt;
|The disgusting &amp;quot;Shock Jock&amp;quot; employs very vulgar and crass discussions and language.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''I Am Cait''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-2016&lt;br /&gt;
|E!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|An offshoot of [[reality television]] series ''Keeping Up With the Kardashians'', this series exploits and glamorizes gender confusion while indulging Bruce &amp;quot;Caitlyn&amp;quot; Jenner in his delusion of pretending to be a &amp;quot;woman&amp;quot;. Despite losing half its ratings after its first week due to few people wanting to watch the LGBT agenda being pushed on them, E! announced it would be bringing the show back for a second season. Its viewership, which had been at 2.73 million viewers at its premiere but dropped by more than half after that, fell to less than a fifth of that number (about 480,000 viewers) at one point during its second season, which finished with less than a third of its debut numbers and led to its cancellation on August 3, 2016 (although E! initially publicly denied that the show was cancelled).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/tv/caitlyn-jenners-i-cait-cancelled-e-just-2-seasons/ (Bruce) Jenner’s 'I Am Cait' cancelled at E! After just 2 seasons?]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The cancellation was eventually officially announced by E! on August 16, 2016.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://deadline.com/2016/08/caitlyn-jenner-i-am-cait-canceled-keeping-up-with-kardashians-e-1201804380/ ''I Am Cait'' Canceled By E! As (Bruce) Jenner Back On ''Kardashians'']&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''I Am Jazz''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-present&lt;br /&gt;
|TLC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Another reality series exploiting gender confusion, this one focuses on a teenage boy (real name: Jaron Bloshinsky&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://gendertrender.wordpress.com/tag/jaron-bloshinsky/ Gender, Patriarchy, and All That Jazz : Mary Lou Singleton] (Warning: Contains feminist rhetoric and nonsense)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) who claims to be a &amp;quot;transgender girl&amp;quot; using the name &amp;quot;Jazz Jennings&amp;quot; and has been enabled in that delusion by his parents since the age of five. Like ''I Am Cait'', its ratings plummeted after its debut episode for similar reasons and have remained low, even after the show began its third season on June 27, 2017. The third season premiere focused on Bloshinsky's plan to further enable his gender confusion by surgically mutilating himself as soon as possible, while his grandparents resorted to bigotry by calling anyone who opposed gender confusion &amp;quot;rednecks&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/karen-townsend/2017/06/28/tlcs-transgender-teen-pansexual-and-ready-bottom-surgery TLC’s Trans Teen Show: 'Redneck Component' of Society Won't Accept Transgenders] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Impastor''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-2016&lt;br /&gt;
|TV Land&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|After being threatened by loan sharks and dumped by his girlfriend, the slacker, gambling addict, and mind-altering drug user Buddy Dobbs nearly attempts suicide before he takes the opportunity to assume the identity of a recently deceased, homosexual Lutheran pastor and hide in the small, fictional Oregon town of Ladner. As implied by this premise, the series spends so much time straining for controversy with sacrilegious and sexual humor, and it misrepresents Christians to an extent that critics of all religious and political persuasions disapproved of it. Only the first three episodes received one million live views, and viewership continued to sink lower and lower until the series was finally cancelled on December 13, 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Incorporated''&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|SyFy&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Par for the course of showrunners [[Matt Damon]] and [[Ben Affleck]], the series blames corporations for what liberals erroneously think is manmade &amp;quot;global warming&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Inside Amy Schumer''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-2016&lt;br /&gt;
|Comedy Central &lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|Liberal &amp;quot;comedienne&amp;quot; and Second Amendment opponent&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCI2rvf2Zuk Amy Schumer Addresses March For Our Lives Crowd] at YouTube&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Amy Schumer (who only is famous because she is a cousin of Democrat Party senator [[Chuck Schumer]]) does nothing but smother her liberal agenda onto the show's viewers. She even steals jokes from other comedians.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q064UWEwEP8&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Its fifth season has been placed on hiatus.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://money.cnn.com/2016/08/18/media/amy-schumer-show-canceled/index.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia''&lt;br /&gt;
|2005-Present&lt;br /&gt;
|FX/FXX&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|A group of widely unethical and sleazy friends run an Irish bar in the Democratic stronghold of Philadelphia, which recently overwhelmingly voted for Joe Biden. A caricature of a conservative Republican, wealthy man Frank, is on the show, even though the actor, Danny DeVito, is a liberal Democrat; he frequently brandishes a pistol in public, breaking every safety rule in the book. Other members of the main cast include Dennis, a vain, proud man, the illiterate Charlie, the psychologically unstable Mac and Frank's son and Dennis's sister Dee, who is pursuing a doomed career as an actress. Controversial topics such as abortion, race relations, and LGBTQ+ issues feature in the show, which portrays the pro life movement very unflatteringly.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Jersey Shore''&lt;br /&gt;
|2009-2012&lt;br /&gt;
|MTV&lt;br /&gt;
|TV 14&lt;br /&gt;
|This &amp;quot;reality&amp;quot; TV series attracts its audiences using shock value: it revolves around immoral and obscene behavior characteristics of its cast on the shores of New Jersey. Behavior depicted includes provocative dancing, innuendo usage, public drunkenness, and domestic violence.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The L Word''&lt;br /&gt;
|2004–2009&lt;br /&gt;
|Showtime&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|As the title suggests, this trashy homosexual agenda-pushing drama revolves around lesbianism, feminism, feminist tribalism, and the promiscuous lesbian characters who drift in and out of relationships and affairs.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The L Word: Generation Q''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019–&lt;br /&gt;
|Showtime&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|A sequel series to ''The L Word'', set ten years after the original series ended and featuring some of the original cast, the series veers more sharply to the left politically and not only goes deeper into lesbianism and feminism but gets into outright misandry and racism, and it digs into some graphic and repulsive subject matter&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/elise-ehrhard/2019/12/09/lesbian-showtime-series-reboots-lesbian-porn-kamala-harris Showtime's 'The L Word' Reboots with Lesbian Porn, Period Sex and Kamala Harris] at NewsBusters ('''Warning:''' episode summary contains graphic descriptions)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; in its low-rated debut episode, which drew only 241,000 viewers. Later episodes have seen viewership decrease, to where its fifth episode &amp;quot;Labels&amp;quot; fell to a record low to date for the show of only 171,000 viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Last Week Tonight with John Oliver]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-present&lt;br /&gt;
|HBO&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|British &amp;quot;comedian&amp;quot; and former ''Daily Show'' correspondent [[John Oliver]] hosts this late night talk and news show. Like Samantha Bee on her show ''Full Frontal with Samantha Bee'', the liberal Oliver engages in bigotry and projection while mischaracterizing and attacking conservatives in the public spotlight and their supporters. Following [[Donald Trump]]'s winning the U.S. Presidency, he has shifted a vast majority of his humor on verbally accosting the POTUS every chance he gets. More recently, Oliver, who denies the existence of the [[homosexual agenda]], saw fit to attack Vice-President [[Mike Pence]] and his family on the show by plagiarizing Charlotte Pence's children's book with an obscene pro-homosexual parody of the book, the proceeds of which he then claimed he would send to the Trevor Project, a pro-homosexual &amp;quot;charity&amp;quot; which encourages the enabling of harmful and destructive sexual behavior.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/john-oliver-mocks-mike-pences-daughters-bunny-book-with-a-better-version-featuring-gay-marriage/ John Oliver Mocks Mike Pence's Daughter's Bunny Book With a &amp;quot;Better&amp;quot; Version Featuring &amp;quot;Gay Marriage&amp;quot;] at PJ Media&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Law &amp;amp; Order: Special Victims Unit''&lt;br /&gt;
|1999-&lt;br /&gt;
|NBC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|While based around police officers bringing sexual criminals to justice, this series in the ''Law &amp;amp; Order'' franchise furthers leftist agendas such as feminism and homosexuality. The episodes &amp;quot;Info Wars&amp;quot; presents main characters taking jabs at a rape victim simply due to her having conservative-leaning politics, and it even stereotyped Trump supporters. Protagonist Olivia Benson typically lacks strength of moral character and is sometimes shown to be an incompetent detective.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Living Biblically''&lt;br /&gt;
|2018&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|When the pressures of life get to him, a lapsed Catholic struggles to live his life entirely according to the literal laws of the Bible. This sitcom serves primarily to mischaracterize Christians, Jews (the protagonist's priest is friends with a rabbi), and the Bible, and it was criticized as such by NewsBusters.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2018/02/27/cbss-living-biblically-fails-biblical-proportions CBS Sitcom ‘Living Biblically’ a Failure of Biblical Proportions] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  On April 19, 2018, CBS pulled the series from its schedule because of low viewership, weak writing, hammy acting, and all-around offensive subject matter.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Looking''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-2016&lt;br /&gt;
|HBO&lt;br /&gt;
|TV MA&lt;br /&gt;
|Essentially, it's propaganda for the homosexual agenda that lasted only for two seasons.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Love, Victor'' (originally ''Love, Simon'')&lt;br /&gt;
|2020&lt;br /&gt;
|Hulu (originally planned for DisneyPlus)&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|As expected of a [[Greg Berlanti]]-produced series, the show is a blatant attempt at [[homosexual agenda|homosexual propaganda]], which involved two High School men, named Victor and Simon, struggling with their closeted homosexuality and trying to come out of the closet. It was originally planned to be titled ''Love, Simon'', and was to air on DisneyPlus, but Disney rejected the series due to deeming it too family unfriendly for its audience (implying that the show was so blatant in its promotion of homosexuality that even Disney, itself no stranger to pushing the homosexual agenda since the 1990s, was taken aback by it), so it was renamed ''Love, Victor'' and aired on Hulu instead.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2020/02/love-simon-canned-from-disney-plus-due-to-alcohol-use-sexual-exploration/103864/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Loudest Voice''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019&lt;br /&gt;
|Showtime&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|It exists only to lambast Roger Ailes and the original Fox News, and it is based on fake news propaganda book ''The Loudest Voice in the Room'', by leftist harasser of FNC Gabriel Sherman. It falsely accuses Ailes of creating an anti-Semitic cartoon and hit piece about Gabe Sherman for harassing him; being a purveyor of fake news (ironically); having a Monica Lewinski-type extramarital affair; and being a petty, vindictive &amp;quot;bigot&amp;quot; who sexually harasses women. Lastly, he is hypocritically accused of being an authoritarian figure who somehow surveils people using cameras and hired workers and who reacts excessively to any form of criticism of him or his views.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Lucifer''&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-2018&lt;br /&gt;
|FOX&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|No, you're not reading that wrong. Hollywood green-lighted a TV series with [[Satan]] as not just the lead character but the &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; too, despite history and the Bible proving otherwise. Then again, it should come as no surprise because the show is based on graphic novels by atheist British author and graphic comic artist/novelist Neil Gaiman, who is in an [[open marriage]] with his spouse and whose works sometimes switch the personalities of God and Satan in a revisionist manner. On May 11, 2018, the series was finally cancelled after three seasons.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Madam Secretary''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-2020&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This political series invariably supports [[Hillary Clinton]]. As a matter of fact, the Season 4 premiere not only has Clinton having a somewhat major role, but the protagonist in a stump speech denounces nationalism as &amp;quot;a perversion of patriotism&amp;quot; and implicitly advocates globalism and forced diversity.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2018/10/07/hillary-advises-cbss-madam-secretary-nationalism&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017- present&lt;br /&gt;
|Amazon&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Taking place in the late 1950s and early 1960s, this Amazon original series uses the story of an up-and-coming [[New York City]] comedienne to hide its mission to glorify [[feminism]] and vulgar humor.  It ridicules the sanctity of marriage while championing Marxism and homosexuality.  Furthermore, a season 3 episode slanders the legacy of conservative hero [[Phyllis Schlafly]], accusing her of being a &amp;quot;racist&amp;quot; and an &amp;quot;anti-Semitic monster&amp;quot; who is worse than Satan, all while holding militant atheist and communist [[Che Guevara]] up as a counterculture &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Marvin Marvin''&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Nickelodeon&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|This vulgar series degrades family values, and one of the actors, [[Lucas Cruikshank]], is homosexual.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Mary Tyler Moore Show''&lt;br /&gt;
|1970-1977&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG&lt;br /&gt;
|This sitcom was produced following the Rural Purge to push the feminist agenda since its main protagonist is a divorcée.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Mick''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017-2018&lt;br /&gt;
|FOX&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This anti-family sitcom stars Kaitlin Olson as Mackenzie &amp;quot;Mickey&amp;quot; Murphy, an irresponsible young woman who takes over the raising of her niece and two nephews after the youths' parents are arrested for tax evasion and fraud. Its liberal values include gender confusion by children (and the mind warping that results from it, as shown in the episode &amp;quot;The New Girl&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2017/02/28/transgender-boy-asks-lesbian-fox-mick Gender Confused Boy Asks If Liking a Girl &amp;quot;Makes Me a Lesbian&amp;quot; on Fox's ''The Mick''] at Newsbusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), the use of women's washrooms by gender-confused males (also from &amp;quot;The New Girl&amp;quot;) and the sissyfication of boys in society (from the episode &amp;quot;The Implant&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk444N1ROY0 Chip And Ben Freak Out Over A Spider | Season 1 Ep. 16 | THE MICK] at YouTube&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; where Mickey's nephews Chip and Ben start screaming like girls after seeing a tiny spider). Audiences were turned off by the storylines and agenda-pushing in the show and, after plummeting from an initial audience of 8.58 million for its pilot episode to a low of 1.72 million for Season Two's &amp;quot;The Accident&amp;quot;, it was cancelled after two seasons due to low ratings.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Modern Family''&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[ABC]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV 14&lt;br /&gt;
|Liberals have made a shrine out of this sitcom starring three interconnected &amp;quot;families&amp;quot;, two of which are dysfunctional (which is passed off as humorous) and the third of which is a male homosexual couple (presented as &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot;) with an adopted child. Gloria Pritchett (born Ramirez), the Colombian second wife (presumed to be a trophy wife) of the overall family patriarch Jay Pritchett, sometimes plays into Hispanic racial stereotypes and behaves in a racist manner toward other characters.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Murphy Brown''&lt;br /&gt;
|1988-1998&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;2018 (revival)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CBS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Pushes far-left viewpoints with the main character Murphy Brown, who became a single mother after giving a birth to a baby out of wedlock in later seasons. Was rather infamous for a spat on family values with then-Vice President Dan Quayle in 1992 in response to the latter's denouncement of the character mocking fatherhood.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;forerunner&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://forerunner.com/forerunner/X0406_Quayles_Murphy_Brown.html Excerpts from Dan Quayle's speech], at Forerunner.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite news|title= THE 1992 CAMPAIGN: Murphy Brown; Get Ready, America: Murphy Responds |work= New York Times|date=September 4, 1992|url=https://www.nytimes.com/1992/09/04/us/the-1992-campaign-murphy-brown-get-ready-america-murphy-responds.html?scp=10&amp;amp;sq=murphy%20brown&amp;amp;st=cse|accessdate=August 10, 2010 | first=Andrew | last=Rosenthal}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite news|title= Back Talk From 'Murphy Brown' to Dan Quayle|work= New York Times|date=July 20, 1992 |url=https://www.nytimes.com/1992/07/20/arts/back-talk-from-murphy-brown-to-dan-quayle.html |accessdate=August 10, 2010 | first=Bill | last=Carter}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite news|title= Dan Quayle vs. Murphy Brown|work= New York Times|date=June 1, 1992|url=http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,975627,00.html|accessdate=August 15, 2010}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.tv.com/e!s-101/reasons-the-90s-ruled-101---81/episode/315325/summary.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Got a revival in 2018, with the star, Candice Bergen, and the show's creator, Diane English, making clear they revived it specifically to attack Donald Trump for winning the 2016 elections.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/scott-whitlock/2018/09/26/murphy-brown-2016-if-hillary-had-won-we-would-be-dancing-streets&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/jacob-comello/2018/09/26/murphy-brown-revival-specifically-made-provoke-trump&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; One episode of the reboot even had Hillary Clinton have a guest appearance as a prospective secretary, with the writers barely even trying to disguise her name.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/karen-townsend/2018/09/28/original-nasty-woman-murphy-brown-reboot&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Predictably, the season premiere was a bust on ratings, only gathering at best 1.1 million viewers on its first night and was beaten out by the revival of the Greatest Conservative TV Show ''Last Man Standing'' on FOX.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/annie-piper/2018/09/28/last-man-standing-celebrates-return-thanks-loyal-kick-ss-fans&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another episode mocks Steve Bannon and denounces white conservative men as &amp;quot;dinosaurs&amp;quot;, the clear implication being that they are to die out soon - despite the fact that Murphy, who hypocritically called Ed Shannon (the Steve Bannon character) a &amp;quot;dinosaur&amp;quot;, is over two decades older than Shannon is and is herself white.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/karen-townsend/2018/10/19/murphy-brown-conservative-white-male-you-and-your-friends&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  On November 28, 2018, it was announced that the ''Murphy Brown'' revival had been cancelled due to low ratings, although in a face-saving announcement, CBS initially claimed that the revival, which did not get past its initial 13 episodes, was to have been a &amp;quot;closed-ended order&amp;quot; from the beginning, while series creator Diane English claimed that the show was &amp;quot;not cancelled&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/11/28/report-anti-trump-murphy-brown-reboot-cancelled-after-one-season/ Report: Anti-Trump ''Murphy Brown'' Reboot Cancelled After One Season] at Breitbart News Network&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; CBS eventually announced on May 10, 2019 that the cancellation of ''Murphy Brown'' had been made official.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://tvline.com/2019/05/10/murphy-brown-cancelled-cbs-revival-candice-bergen/ ''Murphy Brown'' Cancelled at CBS] at TVLine&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|''My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman''&lt;br /&gt;
|2018&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|Faded late-night television host David Letterman behaves in sycophantic ways while interviewing his liberal guests.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The New Normal''&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-2013&lt;br /&gt;
|NBC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This un-Christian series stars a liberal homosexual couple that wants to have a baby, while the antagonist is the only main conservative, who is shown from a stereotypically negative liberal viewpoint. One NBC affiliate in Salt Lake City refused to air the show because of its offensive content. Few people watched the show, and it was cancelled after one season, sending the message that almost no one finds liberal agendas or mockery of conservatives and traditional values funny.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[The Newsroom]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|HBO&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Aaron Sorkin asserts that reporting the news should include bashing Republicans and airing one-sided opinion pieces masquerading as &amp;quot;news&amp;quot;. The series was cancelled barely two years into its airing.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Oprah Winfrey Show''&lt;br /&gt;
|1986-2011&lt;br /&gt;
|First-run syndication&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|The eponymous host of this daytime talk show frequently asserts her liberal and [[feminism|feminist]] viewpoints.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Orange is the New Black''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-2019&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This decadent series glamorizes the homosexual agenda and prison life. The main moral, as claimed by series creator Jenji Kohan, is that it is not normal to be straight and follow in the path of God, and that practicing Christianity will lead to horrible punishments. Additionally, it inadvertently supports abortion, as it is revealed that the Christian &amp;quot;villain&amp;quot; in the series wound up in prison for killing some abortionists after receiving one. Every woman in prison, with the exception of the villain, is in a lesbian relationship with one of her fellow inmates, including, ironically, the nun.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Party of Five''&lt;br /&gt;
|2020&lt;br /&gt;
|Freeform&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Don't let the title fool you, this reboot of the 1994-2000 series of the same name promotes illegal immigration and condemns deportation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/dailyedition/2018-09-07/1140743?dailyEditionParagraph=1140474&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/09/10/party-of-five-reboot-with-immigrant-family/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show's attempt to push left-wing social justice issues did not go over well with viewers and it was cancelled in April 2020 after a single season of ten episodes, with the final episode drawing only 143,000 viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Piers Morgan Tonight''/''Piers Morgan Live''&lt;br /&gt;
|2011–2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CNN]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|British talk show host and [[gun control]] advocate [[Piers Morgan]] lectures his guests and his audience on the issues of the day and puts a liberal spin on his viewpoints. After drawing about 2.1 million viewers for his debut episode, viewership for the show fell steadily until reaching only a fraction of its original numbers, with an average low of 81,000 viewers in the age 25-54 demographic for the week of July 30-August 5, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Pretty Little Liars''&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC Family/Freeform&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|This teen drama depicts one of its five main characters' homosexuality as &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Quantico'' (Season 2 onward)&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-2018&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Although the first season dealt with stopping terrorists and to a certain degree government corruption being depicted in a negative light and was overall politically neutral, the second season, similar to ''Supergirl'' below, went far-left for the second season. Season 2 makes the U.S. President a woman in a clear attempt at shilling for Hillary Clinton for the presidency; and the final few episodes of the season feature the president succeeding her as a dictator intent on merging the CIA and the FBI, and operating from Russia, in a clear spitting upon Donald Trump's presidency and an [[allusion]] to the false claims of Russian collusion in the 2016 election. This plotline proved to be very popular among the liberal critics who praised what they perceived as &amp;quot;moral ambiguity.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://townhall.com/columnists/brentbozell/2017/09/29/critics-hate-military-shows-in-prime-time-n2388223&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills''&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-present&lt;br /&gt;
|BRAVO&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Physical altercations, verbal arguments, and name calling are routinely displayed. The series focuses on the cast's lack of effective interpersonal communication skills as well as excessive pointless drama. Not surprisingly, the housewives are mostly feminists.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Real O'Neals''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV PG&lt;br /&gt;
|This anti-Catholic (and, to a much greater extent, anti-family) sitcom stars a teenager named Kenny who &amp;quot;comes out&amp;quot; as homosexual to his Irish American Catholic family. To add insult to injury, Kenny's younger sister Shannon is actively questioning her faith, while their father Pat is secretly contemplating divorce. The series is based on the life of foul-mouthed homosexual activist and anti-Christian, anti-conservative, [[heterophobia|heterophobic]] and [[misogyny|misogynistic]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kristine-marsh/2017/03/09/dan-savage-i-f-ing-hate-melania-trump Dan Savage: ‘I ******* Hate' 'Ugly on the Inside' Melania Trump] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; bigot [[Dan Savage]], its executive producer. As one of ABC's lowest-rated and least-watched shows because of its offensive content, it was finally cancelled in May 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Real Time|Real Time with Bill Maher]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2003-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[HBO]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This political talk show typically features a liberally slanted panel that routinely insults conservatives and religion. Maher denies that [[Jesus Christ]] ever walked the earth, in a manner similar to [[Holocaust denial]], ignoring historical accounts, spiritual evidence, and even archaeological evidence of His existence. Plus, he smears conservative women in a vulgar and sexist manner.&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|''The Red Line''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|The show pushes every left-wing canard in the book, from [[Intersectionalism|intersectionality]], to being rabidly anti-law enforcement (as a large part of the plot involved Officer Paul Evans being demonized for shooting an unarmed homosexual black doctor in a case of mistaken identity, with it effectively implying he deserved it), including pushing the false statistic that cops tended to shoot blacks simply for being black.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2019/04/28/new-cbs-show-red-line-claims-people-shot-living-while-black&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Also has a massive promotion of Black Lives Matters that falsely claims that they were a peaceful and popular protest group when in reality they were closer to the exact opposite.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2019/05/12/cbs-series-red-line-pits-peaceful-blm-movement-against-alt&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the final two episodes, when Jira, the daughter of two &amp;quot;married&amp;quot; homosexuals, finds her birth father, a born-again Christian, it denounces him as a hateful &amp;quot;bigot&amp;quot; simply for stating his belief that Harrison, the doctor who had been slain earlier, is in hell for his sexuality when in reality, she came across as the hateful bigot.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2019/05/20/lcbs-mini-series-red-line-promotes-religious-intolerance&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Due to it being a limited-run, it seems even CBS realized it would not have lasted long.&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|''Roswell, New Mexico''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019&lt;br /&gt;
|The CW&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|This reboot of the 1990s show ''Roswell'' about aliens in Roswell, New Mexico pushes amnesty towards illegal immigrants, several slams against the Trump administration as well as condemning the building of a wall (despite Roswell, New Mexico not being anywhere near the border), and even has an explicit homosexual kiss on-screen. It is arguably more of a Social Justice propaganda piece than ''Supergirl''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/lindsay-kornick/2019/01/15/cws-roswell-reboot-politicizes-space-aliens-and-illegal-aliens&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''RuPaul's Drag Race''&lt;br /&gt;
|2009-present&lt;br /&gt;
|Logo TV&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Homosexual cross-dresser [[RuPaul]] hosts this radical &amp;quot;reality&amp;quot; series all about homosexuality and transvestism.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Salem''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|WGN America&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|Based very loosely on the Salem witch trails, liberals once again change history to suit their agenda by persecuting Christians and portraying Satanic witches as &amp;quot;martyrs&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Sex and the City]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|1998-2004&lt;br /&gt;
|HBO&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|The series follows four women in their mid-thirties who live in New York City and have nothing better to do with their time than mate with as many men as they can. Because openly homosexual Darren Star created the series, it is theorized that his sexuality is the reason why the women are sexually loose.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/sex-and-the-city-portrays-women-as-sluts/news-story/936f2363706b887ca40e6f27ba8f7ccc ''Sex and the City'' portrays women as [censored].]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Even so, Star and the other writers admitted the original premise involved four homosexual men, which were changed to women for marketing purposes and to more subtly push the homosexual agenda.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/09/1076175068807.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Shake it Up]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Disney Channel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Teenage girls in a dancing competition lack family values and do not act not very friendly towards one another.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Siskel &amp;amp; Ebert at the Movies''&lt;br /&gt;
|1986-2010&lt;br /&gt;
|First-run syndication&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Liberal critics Gene Siskel and [[Roger Ebert]] give biased reviews to theatrical films, telling their viewers what to think.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Skins'' &lt;br /&gt;
|2011&lt;br /&gt;
|[[MTV]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|The series attempts to normalize teenage sexual intercourse as a central theme, which caused it to be accused of violating child pornography laws. Ironically, a much more sexually explicit version had aired for years in the UK with absolutely no controversy. Like ''GCB'', it ultimately lasted for a single season largely because of the controversy.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Star Trek: Deep Space Nine''&lt;br /&gt;
|1993-1999&lt;br /&gt;
|First-run syndication&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG/14&lt;br /&gt;
|While every ''Star Trek'' series touches upon liberal themes, ''DS9'' is without a doubt the most left-wing of all the ''Star Trek'' series. One episode, &amp;quot;Rejoined&amp;quot;, contains a lesbian kiss; another episode shows a male character being transformed into a female, and many episodes ridicule the United States and Christianity. The ever-present relationships between human and non-human characters are hidden messages about bestiality, and several characters possess a stereotypically liberal smarter-than-thou personality. Ironically, showrunner Ira Steven Behr acknowledged this: &amp;quot;I know they got a lot of negative feedback, which only goes to prove a point I always believed in, which is that science fiction fans and ''Star Trek'' fans are much more conservative than people want to believe, and this whole Gene Roddenberry liberal humanistic vision is truly not shared by a significant portion of them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Station 19''&lt;br /&gt;
|2018–present&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|This spinoff of ''Grey's Anatomy'', set in [[Seattle]] like its parent show, focuses on the firefighters of Station 19 of the Seattle Fire Department.  In addition to engaging in political correctness and pushing the homosexual agenda via one of its characters, bisexual former Station 19 lieutenant/captain Maya Bishop, it recently began pushing leftist &amp;quot;wokeness&amp;quot; and SJW pro-illegal immigrant/anti-law enforcement propaganda in the episode &amp;quot;No Days Off&amp;quot; as another character, SFD battalion chief Robert Sullivan, falsely accused ICE of being &amp;quot;Nazis&amp;quot; for enforcing US immigration law, then illegally interfered with ICE and assisted in the escape of an illegal immigrant from being arrested for being in the United States illegally.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/04/03/abc-drama-station-19-compares-ice-to-nazis/ ABC Drama ‘Station 19’ Compares ICE to Nazis] at Breitbart News Network&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Stranger Things''&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-present&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This horror series' main themes include witchcraft, evolution, and the occult. Young children use four-letter words conversationally and engage in premarital, underage sex, never facing comeuppance for either. Perhaps the biggest offense, however, is the way it tries to make feminism within the family unit look acceptable, as the homemaker mother is seen as bumbling and oblivious, while the divorced, chain-smoking single mother is seen as heroic. The show's &amp;quot;breakout&amp;quot; character and main protagonist is a young girl and former laboratory experiment who uses demonic powers to murder anyone in her path.  Another &amp;quot;fan favorite&amp;quot; character is revealed to be a lesbian and her sexuality is treated without scorn and is instead viewed as normal by the other characters.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Supergirl (TV series)|Supergirl]]'' (Second season onward)&lt;br /&gt;
|2016–present&lt;br /&gt;
|The CW&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Based on the ''Supergirl'' character and a part of the overall ''Superman'' franchise as well as the ''Arrowverse'' media franchise.  Since moving to the CW beginning in its second season, ratings have fallen far from what they were on original network CBS due to its producers' and writers' insistence on inserting left-wing propaganda, to the detriment of the series, its story quality and the ''Superman'' and ''Arrowverse'' franchises as a whole (see main article for an extended view of the series). It will eventually end on its sixth season after a significant drop in ratings.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Teletubbies''&lt;br /&gt;
|1997-2001&lt;br /&gt;
|CBeebies (UK) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; PBS Kids (US)&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y&lt;br /&gt;
|This British program indoctrinates young audiences into environmentalism as well as LGBT-related material, as Tinky Winky is purple and carries a purse (the character famously became a target for anti-homosexual activists during the series' original run). Even worse, Tinky Winky's actress is a lesbian pornographic actress.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''These Friends of Mine''/''Ellen''&lt;br /&gt;
|1994–1998&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Initially presented as a clone of the sitcom ''Seinfeld'', the show changed direction near the end of its fourth season when series star Ellen DeGeneres announced that she was a lesbian and decided to make her character, Ellen Morgan, lesbian as well. The show's ratings plummeted after the announcement and never recovered, leading to its cancellation by ABC in May 1998.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Til Death Us Do Part''&lt;br /&gt;
|1965-1975&lt;br /&gt;
|BBC1&lt;br /&gt;
|NR&lt;br /&gt;
|A Trotskyite socialist named Mike Rawlins is shown sympathetically, while reactionary Alf Garnett is an antagonist. These political elements inspired ''[[All in the Family]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Tomorrow's Pioneers''&lt;br /&gt;
|2007-2009&lt;br /&gt;
|Al-Aqsa TV&lt;br /&gt;
|N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|This Arabic show which presents costumed characters like in ''Sesame Street'' promotes extreme jihadist views like [[anti-Semitism]], anti-American sentiments, and an intense hatred of Israel. It was even known to portray a Mickey Mouse-lookalike in the first season, who displays terrorist views while hypocritically claiming that Israel is a nation of terrorists; then-CEO of Disney Bob Iger had later condemned the use of Mickey Mouse for such a show as this.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Torchwood''&lt;br /&gt;
|2006-2011&lt;br /&gt;
|BBC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|Almost every character of this graphic sci-fi series is homosexual or bisexual.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Transparent''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-2019&lt;br /&gt;
|Amazon Video&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This scripted series focuses on gender confusion, the LGBT agenda, and [[professor values]], all misguidedly portrayed as acceptable. Former college professor Morton Pfefferman, the patriarch of the Pfefferman family, starts claiming to be a &amp;quot;woman&amp;quot; named &amp;quot;Maura&amp;quot; in the pilot episode. Later episodes explore the Pfeffermans' efforts to enable and indulge Morton in his delusion (in one episode, Morton gets offended and walks out on a family portrait shooting when the photographer correctly calls him &amp;quot;sir&amp;quot;), while oldest daughter Sarah leaves her husband to enter a lesbian relationship. The third season showcases the first full-frontal nude shot of a &amp;quot;transgendered&amp;quot; person as Morton, while at a massage parlor, rolls over and exposes his (implanted) breasts as well as his male genitals.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://townhall.com/columnists/brentbozell/2017/09/29/critics-hate-military-shows-in-prime-time-n2388223&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Not surprisingly, lead actor Jeffrey Tambor was cited for sexual harassment accusations&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.imdb.com/news/ni61704355?pf_rd_m=A2FGELUUNOQJNL&amp;amp;pf_rd_p=2540377602&amp;amp;pf_rd_r=0QJ9AFRRW7QX55ZM8ZXM&amp;amp;pf_rd_s=center-6&amp;amp;pf_rd_t=15061&amp;amp;pf_rd_i=homepage&amp;amp;ref_=hm_nw_tp2&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and was fired from the show in February 2018 due to the resulting scandal.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Two and a Half Men]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2003-2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[CBS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Seasons 1-8: Lead character Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is an [[alcoholism|alcoholic]] jingle writer whose series of casual sexual relationships is admired and envied by others, while his younger brother Alan, a tightly-wound chiropractor who is more moral and hard-working by comparison, is more prone to misfortune. There is a lack of positive female role models, and Charlie has an antagonistic and dysfunctional relationship with his narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother, which is passed off as humorous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Seasons 9-12: After saying goodbye to the late Charlie (a response to Sheen's dismissal from further appearances following his real-world bout with alcoholism, drug abuse, and adultery), Alan meets and takes in tech company billionaire Walden Schmidt, whose divorce from his wife is presented positively. In one episode, Alan's ex-wife Judith is implied to have undergone a lesbian one-night-stand. In another episode, Alan's son Jake comments about getting a sexually transmitted disease as if it were a badge of honor. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In November 2012, Angus T. Jones, Jake's actor, began speaking out against the show, which he had recently left, and labeled it as filth after his famous conversion to Christianity the previous month.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Van Helsing''&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-present&lt;br /&gt;
|SyFy&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|The feministic daughter of Dr. Abraham Van Helsing, the protagonist of Bram Stoker's great conservative novel ''Dracula'', now fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic world. Not surprisingly, the Christian part of the Van Helsing family is not mentioned once.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[The View]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|1997-&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Liberal activists such as [[Barbara Walters]], [[Joy Behar]], Rosie O'Donnell, and [[Whoopi Goldberg]] host this talk show with feminist and political overtones.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Walking Dead''&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-&lt;br /&gt;
|AMC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|Based off of the comic book series ''The Walking Dead'', the series follows Atlanta police officer Rick Grimes as he leads a group of survivors to survive in a post-apocalyptic world overrun by zombies. The series starts off pretty neutral (emphasizing the importance of family, for example), but by season 5, leftist content sneaks in. The maker of the series has confirmed that the only relationships they will add in later seasons would be only LGBT and interracial relationships just to score points from those wanting more diversity, as well as feminism. Mercy is shown in a negative light at times, an example being Maggie and Daryl standing aside and letting Oceanside women murder a reformed Savior (which can be shown to some as the two being no better than former villain Negan, who kills Maggie's husband Glenn in front of them). A minor arc paints Abraham in a positive light for cheating on his girlfriend Rosita for Sasha, encouraging infidelity. There is even a hint of moral relativism, an Oceanside girl saying that there is no such thing as evil and that people forget who they are, though Tara does respond by saying that evil does exist. On a minor note, the former head of Alexandria - Deanne - is confirmed to be modeled after Hillary Clinton.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Weeds''&lt;br /&gt;
|2005-2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Showtime&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This series focuses mainly on the sale and use of marijuana (and the connected criminal activity) by a widow and her family.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[The West Wing (TV show)|The West Wing]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|1999-2006&lt;br /&gt;
|NBC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aaron Sorkin]] uses this series as a platform for his liberal talking points. This may have been what influenced various liberal journalists into thinking that how Martin Sheen's character acted in the show was how a president was supposed to act, resulting in the liberal media's attempts at doing a witch hunt on [[Donald Trump]]'s every move during his road to the U.S. presidency.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''When We Rise''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|This docudrama miniseries glorifies both the homosexual agenda and its history, starting from the 1969 Stonewall riot. Liberal actors Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, Rob Reiner, and homosexual David Hyde Pierce all star. Historical revisionism is laden throughout&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/alexa-moutevelis-coombs/2017/02/28/abcs-gay-propaganda-we-will-rise-falls-flat ABC Gay Series 'Rise': 'Get Rid of All the Heterosexuals'] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, including demonizing and deliberate mischaracterization of past conservatives who opposed homosexuality, as well as making the homosexuals and the gender-confused look like &amp;quot;victims&amp;quot; when, in reality, they were and still are the aggressors&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;When We Rise&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/karen-townsend/2017/03/03/when-we-rise-hates-republican-presidents-shows-love-hillary 'When We Rise' Hates on Republican Presidents, Shows Love to Hillary] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) and whitewashing of the history of the LGBT movement (particularly [[Homosexuality and health|what happens to those who practice homosexuality and engage in homosexual sex]]) as seen through the far-Left viewpoint of the miniseries' producers, all in an attempt to pander to a specifically targeted audience.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NynBiB73E8I &amp;quot;When We Rise&amp;quot; - a dumb leftist dystopian fantasy] at the Rebel Media YouTube channel&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The miniseries claims the homosexual agenda began as an offshoot of the [[Civil Rights Movement]], but nonwhite Americans would consider this claim offensive due to the agenda's attempt to compare sexual preference to skin color (a person's skin color is a trait from birth, but homosexuality is not) as well as a cheap attempt by the LGBT movement to hitch their wagon onto legitimate civil rights for nonwhite Americans. As expected, liberal media reviewers heaped unwarranted praise on the miniseries, while conservative website [[NewsBusters]] was far more critical of it and called out the miniseries, its producers, and writer/creator Dustin Lance Black for their revisionism and lies.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;When We Rise&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; Not surprisingly, few TV viewers were willing to watch the miniseries because of its pushing of the homosexual agenda, liberal ideology, historical revisionism, and whitewashing, making it the lowest-rated program to air on the Big Four broadcast networks each night it aired, putting ABC in fourth place behind CBS, NBC, and FOX while barely tying with the CW.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Rise Failure&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.dailywire.com/news/14020/backlash-gay-and-transgender-tv-die-ratings-john-nolte BACKLASH: Gay and Transgender TV Die In the Ratings] at ''The Daily Wire''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Will &amp;amp; Grace''&lt;br /&gt;
|1998–2006; 2017–2020&lt;br /&gt;
|NBC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This sitcom stars a homosexual lawyer, Will Truman, and a straight interior designer, Grace Adler, who share an apartment in New York City. It attempts to normalize homosexuality in society and uses Will's lifestyle to pander to a targeted LGBT audience. The third main character, Jack McFarland, is a sporadically-employed actor and a flamboyant, promiscuous homosexual whose life revolves around homosexuality almost every waking moment and attempting to get sexually involved with every man he comes across. Finally, the fourth main character, Karen Walker, is an amoral socialite whose existence plays up to and makes light of [[alcoholism]] and prescription [[drug abuse]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In spite of its subject matter, the series became a surprise hit for NBC as part of its Thursday night &amp;quot;Must See TV&amp;quot; lineup, drawing an average of over 17 million viewers at its peak during its third and fourth seasons before its rating fell in its later seasons. One seventh season episode, &amp;quot;From Queer to Eternity&amp;quot;, drew a record low viewership of just 5.8 million as viewers began tiring of the show. It ended production in 2006 after eight seasons, and its reruns, which entered syndication in the fall of 2002, largely vanished from broadcast syndication in 2008, retreating to cable thereafter. It was revived by NBC for an abbreviated ninth season on September 28, 2017, during which time the network claimed it had already renewed the series for a tenth season. However, its return episode, &amp;quot;11 Years Later&amp;quot;, dove straight into politics as it made pathetic jokes about conservatives, attacked Donald Trump, and took a cheap shot poke at Ronald Reagan's later struggle with Alzheimer's disease&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/amelia-hamilton/2017/09/28/will-grace-embarrasses-itself-trump-reagan-jokes 'Will &amp;amp; Grace' Embarrasses Itself With Pathetic Trump Jokes, Abhorrent Shot at Reagan's Alzheimer's] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, causing it to garner only 10.18 million viewers for its return. Later episodes in the revival steadily lost viewership; its February 20, 2020 episode &amp;quot;Accidentally on Porpoise&amp;quot; fell to just 1.95 million viewers, making it the lowest-rated episode in the show's history. The ''Will &amp;amp; Grace'' revival did not last as long as it did in its original run, as it was announced on July 25, 2019 that its 11th season (which ended on April 23, 2020) would be its last.&lt;br /&gt;
|-  &lt;br /&gt;
|''Witches of East End''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Lifetime &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This short-lived series attempts to glorify witchcraft.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Wonder Years''&lt;br /&gt;
|1988-1993&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Although traditional family values churn at the core, ''The Wonder Years'' has a politically liberal, specifically antiwar undertone. Arnold family patriarch Jack Arnold, is a veteran of the [[Korean War]], but the second season episode &amp;quot;Walkout&amp;quot; has Jack's son Kevin Arnold and other students walk out of school to protest the ongoing [[Vietnam War]]. The only person who tries to stop it is the school's vice-principal, who is vilified for threatening to suspend any participants in the walkout and put those suspensions on their permanent records. The series makes other jabs at the war, such as characters like Kevin's rebellious, teenage hippie sister Karen going to vigils and displaying the peace sign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A reboot of the series, retailored to appeal to African-American and SJW audiences (thus making the reboot even more liberal than the original already was) by making the main family black and setting the show in Montgomery, Alabama during the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960s, was announced by ABC in July 2020 with an expected 2021 debut.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/07/08/the-wonder-years-reboot-to-feature-black-family-in-turbulent-1960s-montgomery-alabama/ ‘The Wonder Years’ Reboot to Feature Black Family in Turbulent 1960s Montgomery, Alabama] at Breitbart News Network&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  Critics of the show have already begun predicting that the reboot will not last long due to its creators' decision to appeal to a very limited audience for political and ideological reasons (especially if it attempts to engage in leftist historical revisionism by making the Republicans and their supporters the &amp;quot;villains&amp;quot;, ignoring that it was actually the Democrats who were responsible for race-based segregation, Jim Crow laws and sending their KKK terrorist wing after blacks and their Republican supporters during that time).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Young Sheldon''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017-&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This prequel series to ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'' follows the character Sheldon Cooper—one of the most outspoken [[atheist]]s in sitcom history to the point where it creates religious and cultural friction with those around him, which is passed off as humorous—as he grows up in [[Texas]] from 1989 on (though, for reasons unknown, the show seems culturally frozen in that year).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.cbs.com/shows/young-sheldon/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; As in ''The Big Bang Theory'', Sheldon is a strong proponent of [[evolution]] who looks down his nose on [[creationist]]s and [[Christian]]s, thinking they are not as open-minded as they truly are. In an early episode, the young Sheldon publicly embarrasses his family by arguing with their church's pastor about [[God]]'s existence during a sermon. For some reason, the pastor states during the argument that Charles Darwin was open to the idea of God. In reality, Darwin's claim that he was open to the idea of a Creator was simply a plan to fool the masses when pushing evolution.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.christiantoday.com/article/young-sheldon-challenges-a-pastor-on-the-existence-of-god-during-hit-tv-show-did-the-pastor-win/118686.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.worldreligionnews.com/religion-news/christianity/episode-young-sheldon-wanting-destroy-pastor-strikes-nerve-church-shooting&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Animated Series==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Title&lt;br /&gt;
!Original run&lt;br /&gt;
!Network&lt;br /&gt;
!TV rating&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Almost Naked Animals''&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-2013&lt;br /&gt;
|YTV (Canada)&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7 (should be TV-MA)&lt;br /&gt;
|In the Left's secret ploy to send subliminal messages of bestiality and disorderly conduct at a younger audience, anthropomorphic animals are furless and walk around in their underwear, but only the audience acknowledges this.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Ambiguously Gay Duo''&lt;br /&gt;
|1996-????&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC, later NBC&lt;br /&gt;
|Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Originally a clip from ''The Dana Carvey Show'' before moving over to ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'', this unoriginal parody of the [[Batman]] franchise, as implied by its name, has a homo-erotic subtext of its main characters portrayed humorously when, if anything, it is filth.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[American Dad]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2005-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Fox Network|FOX]], later TBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Don't let the patriotic-sounding title fool you. Like all Seth Macfarlane animated productions, it stand behind liberalism while bashing conservatism (which is personified by protagonist Stan Smith, a Republican [[Central Intelligence Agency|CIA]] agent), and one series regular is a homosexual extra-terrestrial. In a case of truth in advertising, Stan's teenage daughter Hayley Smith is a far-left hippie who is shrewish, hateful, and sometimes violent while stridently standing by her liberal views and, like Brian Griffin on ''Family Guy'', is used as Seth MacFarlane's sounding board for his viewpoints on the show.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Arthur'' (Season 22 onward)&lt;br /&gt;
|1996-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PBS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y (should be TV-PG as of May 2019)&lt;br /&gt;
|This popular children's series, based on the eponymous books by Marc Brown and set in a world of anthropomorphic animals, follows the daily life of the titular aardvark, his family, and his friends. It managed to be apolitical for almost 23 years before Arthur's third and fourth grade teacher, Mr. Ratburn, was rewritten as homosexual and &amp;quot;married&amp;quot; to a man in the season 22 episode &amp;quot;Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone&amp;quot;, likely in a desperate bid to revive public interest in a program past its prime. Local Alabama and Arkansas TV stations banned the episode for that reason. In a particularly distasteful example of a children's franchise's creator putting his personal political views above whether the content is actually appropriate for the intended age bracket, Marc Brown condemned both states for banning the episode.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://people.com/tv/alabama-pulls-arthur-gay-wedding-episode-marc-brown-responds/?xid=socialflow_twitter_peoplemag&amp;amp;utm_medium=social&amp;amp;utm_source=twitter.com&amp;amp;utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In another shallow attempt to keep this age-old series culturally relevant, the Web-exclusive episode titled &amp;quot;Arthur on Racism: Talk, Listen, And Act&amp;quot;, which was published in August of 2020, encourages its target age bracket to support the violent and culturally [[Marxism|Marxist]] [[Black Lives Matter]] movement and guilt them into thinking they are &amp;quot;racist&amp;quot; for not doing so.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2020/08/arthur-on-pbs-indoctrinates-kids-with-blm-propaganda/114291/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Bojack Horseman''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-2020&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|In a world of both humans and anthropomorphic animals, a talking horse who is a faded 1990s sitcom star (perhaps a reference to the even older sitcom ''Mister Ed'') and his friends live by [[Hollywood values]], [[sexual immorality]], existentialism, and drug use. One episode states that women who choose [[abortion]] are &amp;quot;heroes&amp;quot;. Moreover, the show seems to present bestiality positively because there are interspecies relationships. Another episode of the series disrespects military veterans and implies they are not real heroes.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Breadwinners''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-2016&lt;br /&gt;
|Nickelodeon&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|This racy Nickelodeon stoner series stars two anthropomorphic ducks (who look nothing like their species) who deliver bread and engage in disorderly conduct and vulgar humor.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Big Mouth''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017- Present&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This horrifyingly explicit adult series is about pubescent children and their genitals. One episode features a young boy doing the unspeakable to himself in his own bed. Another episode features a young girl talking to her private area while looking at it in a mirror. Episode titles include &amp;quot;Ejaculation&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Am I Gay?&amp;quot; As expected, liberals have praised the series, while true conservative Christians have denounced it, writing multiple petitions online to take it off the air. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Caillou''&lt;br /&gt;
|1997-2010&lt;br /&gt;
|Teletoon (Canada) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; PBS Kids (US)&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y&lt;br /&gt;
|The title character of this Canadian animated series lacks effective communication skills and throws whiny tantrums, teaching young audiences that behavior of that nature can get them what they want.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Captain Planet and the Planeteers]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|1990-1996&lt;br /&gt;
|TBS&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|Liberal elitist [[Ted Turner]] created this environmentalist superhero cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[The Cleveland Show]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2009-2013&lt;br /&gt;
|FOX&lt;br /&gt;
|TV 14&lt;br /&gt;
|This raunchy ''Family Guy'' spinoff includes many racist and sexual jokes, mostly against Caucasians.&lt;br /&gt;
|-   &lt;br /&gt;
|''Codename: Kids Next Door''&lt;br /&gt;
|2002-2008&lt;br /&gt;
|Cartoon Network &lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|Children ages 12 and under work in a global secret agency to fight villains themed around adult stereotypes in this obvious metaphor for nihilism. A feminist subtext is present, too, with girls in positions of authority often superior to those of boys.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Doc McStuffins''&lt;br /&gt;
|2012- Present&lt;br /&gt;
|Disney Junior&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y&lt;br /&gt;
|What looks like a cute series about a child doctor who fixes living stuffed toys actually pushes homosexual propaganda on young children. One episode features a lesbian couple, and Chris Nee, the series' creator, is a lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Dora the Explorer]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2000-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Nick Junior&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y&lt;br /&gt;
|This &amp;quot;interactive&amp;quot; series forces young audiences to accept multiculturalism by teaching them Spanish. Multiple characters can't speak a word in English, requiring the audience has to speak Spanish to them. The series is often criticized, too, for having its main characters &amp;quot;dumb down&amp;quot; their target audience, giving children too much time to answer questions that could be answered quickly and teaching them how to copy what they see on screen rather than learn for themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Drawn Together''&lt;br /&gt;
|2004-2007&lt;br /&gt;
|Comedy Central&lt;br /&gt;
|TV MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This animated series is laced with explicit, crude, and vulgar humor. During Season 2, Princess Clara (a devout &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot;) is depicted as a &amp;quot;bigot&amp;quot; and a [[Hypocrites|hypocrite]].&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|''Fanboy and Chum Chum''&lt;br /&gt;
|2009-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Nickelodeon&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|The titular child characters with absent parents engage in disorderly conduct by harassing the supporting cast at every turning point.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''F Is for Family''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015- Present&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|A dysfunctional 1970s-era working class family is the focus of this vulgar and immoral anti-family series.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Family Guy]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|1999-2003, 2005-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Fox Network|FOX]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|Notorious for its shock tactics, the most successful series created by leftist Seth Macfarlane routinely employs willful tastelessness for comedic shock value. Examples include one regular character who is a homosexual pedophile, as well as frequent Hitler jokes and film and television clips as seen through the eyes of the patriarch protagonist Peter Griffin, who sees them with a warped and twisted viewpoint. Brian Griffin, the Griffin family's talking pet dog, is frequently used by series creator Seth MacFarlane as a sounding board for his liberal political and social views. Although the title implies that the series values the traditional family unit, Peter and occasionally his wife Lois treat their children in an exceptionally abusive manner, usually for laughs.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Glenn Martin DDS'' &lt;br /&gt;
|2009-2011&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Nickelodeon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG&lt;br /&gt;
|Progressive former Disney CEO [[Michael Eisner]] created this racy stop motion series, which stars a traveling orthodontist aiming to build stronger relationships with his family, to downplay the role of fatherhood and push limits as to what can be shown on prime time television with demented sexual jokes. One episode blatantly portrays [[Barack Obama]] as the &amp;quot;messiah&amp;quot; and [[Dick Cheney]] as the devil.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy''&lt;br /&gt;
|2003-2008&lt;br /&gt;
|Cartoon Network&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|An idiotic boy and a cynical [[nihilist]] girl befriend the Grim Reaper in a series that attempts to paint the well-known personification of death humorously, denigrates the importance of family, and celebrates disorderly conduct.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Groovenians''&lt;br /&gt;
|2002&lt;br /&gt;
|Adult Swim (2002), Cartoon Network (2003)&lt;br /&gt;
|Not Rated&lt;br /&gt;
|The hippies and hipsters featured are shown to be &amp;quot;misunderstood people&amp;quot;, while wealthy business executives are greedy and power-hungry robots.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Hazbin Hotel''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019&lt;br /&gt;
|[[YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|As if ''Big Mouth'' weren't dependent enough on shock value, this musical adult Web series struggles to get a theme of redemption (in which demons who were humans are invited to stay at the titular hotel to be cleansed of their sins so they can go to heaven) past its using shock value and sacrilege as a crutch. Protagonist Charlie is the princess of [[Hell]] and lesbian daughter of [[Satan]]/Lucifer himself (and Lilith, a demon from the Jewish religion who is his wife in this universe), and her three main costars are either gay or lesbian as well. Adult language (including swears against [[Heaven]]) is used in rapid fire, as is the real-world drug &amp;quot;Angel Dust&amp;quot;, which is also the name of a gay pornographic actor-turned-demon included among the protagonists. As of the end of 2019, only one episode has been released, and Wikipedia has customarily given voice only to those who positively received it.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Histeria!''&lt;br /&gt;
|1998-2000&lt;br /&gt;
|KidsWB&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Don't let its status as an educational program fool you. The series miseducates viewers on various elements of history (like depicting General William Sherman as a manchild and implying that Harriet Tubman ran a literal underground railroad system rather than it being code), and glamorizes promotes several leftist institutions such as the United Nations. One episode, &amp;quot;Megalomaniacs&amp;quot;, was edited for a skit that depicted the Spanish Inquisition in a negative light, and instead was replaced with Custer being mistaken for running a Custard stand. One particular episode, &amp;quot;The Russian Revolution&amp;quot;, sings praises for Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin, depicting them as humanitarians. In reality, they were two of Russia's most feared mass murderers and tyrants. The same episode falsely implies that Russia's infamous bread lines were from before Communism was implemented.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=713860168641798&amp;amp;id=373757305985421&amp;amp;substory_index=0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Johnny Test''&lt;br /&gt;
|2005-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|The WB, Cartoon Network&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|Besides borrowing heavily from ''The Aventures ofJimmy Neutron: Boy Genius'', ''The Fairly OddParents'', and ''Dexter's Laboratory'', this series devalues friendship and family. Its titular main protagonist is arrogant and selfish. Unlike Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron, he almost never learns his lesson in the end.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts''&lt;br /&gt;
|2020-&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7-FV&lt;br /&gt;
|While an innocent children's program in appearance, one of its characters is shown to be openly gay out of nowhere.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Leader''&lt;br /&gt;
|2018-2019&lt;br /&gt;
|Bilibili&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|The anime series (which had Chinese involvement in its creation via the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences) is pro-communist, anti-capitalist, and blatant Marxist propaganda, made around the time of the 200th anniversary celebration of Karl Marx, and in fact, actually stars Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx as the heroes, and depict them as exceedingly handsome individuals (when in reality they were not pleasant looking), with Marx in particular being depicted as fearless, a hopeless lover, and a good friend to Engels (when in reality he had the exact opposite personality traits). To make matters worse, the liberal site YouTube when posting the trailer not only received massive amounts of upvotes from viewers, primarily those from China and Russia, but also had several comments condemning America.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/12/the-leader-chinese-government-sponsored-anime-depicts-karl-marx-as-a-hero/74078/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Legend of Korra''&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Nickelodeon&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG&lt;br /&gt;
|The sequel to the hit Nickelodeon series ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' stars the Avatar after Aang - Korra - going to Republic City to learn airbending from Aang and Katara's son, Tenzin. During the series, Korra goes through personal trials while dealing with newer enemies including the Equalists (terrorists seeking to eradicate bending). Liberals have pushed it on children since it features an early, if not ''the'' first, homosexual protagonist in children's television (with a comic sequel trilogy called ''Turf Wars'' focusing more on Korra and Asami's same-sex relationship than the story) and strongly advocates feminism; the creators of the series - Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko - have even accused fans not for Korra and Asami's same-sex relationship as &amp;quot;seeing only through rose-tinted lenses&amp;quot; (accusing them of &amp;quot;homophobia&amp;quot;). Season 2 has also shown the police force as either incompetent or stubbornly unreasonable with the exception of Mako, who works hard to solve the case going on concerning terrorism. Environmentalism and even misanthropy are seen as positive in the two-parter origin story &amp;quot;Beginnings&amp;quot;, where Wan (the very first Avatar) lives with dangerous spirits that have killed or horribly disfigured people and prevents hunters finding food for their fellow villagers from catching a cat deer, doubling as a hint of condemnation against [[hunting]]. An open borders policy is even suggested when Korra leaves the spirit portals open and declares that humans and spirits must live together, ignoring the dangers that spirits had inflicted upon humans.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Legend of Zelda''&lt;br /&gt;
|1989&lt;br /&gt;
|NBC&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Besides suffering from the natural effects of a low budget with low-effort scripting and animation, this short-lived insult to the otherwise apolitical Medieval/fantasy video game series from Nintendo pushes [[feminism]]: protagonist Link is a wise-cracking show-off and a slacker, while Princess Zelda participates more often in the action and is smarter and more competent than Link.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Lesbian Little Mermaid''&lt;br /&gt;
|2018&lt;br /&gt;
|Amazon Prime&lt;br /&gt;
|N/A (Web series)&lt;br /&gt;
|Not only does it suffer from weak animation, scripting, and voice acting, but this Spanish-language Web series, as implied by the title, turns the classic tale of ''The Little Mermaid'' into LGBT propaganda by casting the titular character as a lesbian. Evidence that the series plagiarizes Disney's great conservative film adaptation of the Hans Christian Andersen fairytale caused Disney to force Amazon to cancel the series.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://decider.com/2018/02/27/the-lesbian-little-mermaid-on-prime-video/?link=TD_nypost_articles.7c7e0f416376f79f&amp;amp;utm_source=nypost_articles.7c7e0f416376f79f&amp;amp;utm_campaign=circular&amp;amp;utm_medium=DECIDER&amp;amp;_ga=2.219236638.628459927.1519851895-1028968981.1519851889&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[The Loud House]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2016- Present&lt;br /&gt;
|Nickelodeon&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|It looks like an ordinary, apolitical, animated suburban family sitcom until it pushes the LGBT agenda. Main protagonist Lincoln Loud's best friend Clyde McBride is raised by a homosexual couple, and one of Lincoln's ten sisters is bisexual. The character artwork in this series is often criticized for being [[derivative work|derivative]] of the Disney animated series ''Gravity Falls'', given that it follows what is termed the &amp;quot;CalArts Style&amp;quot;, named for a specific character design style commonly seen among those drawn by animators who studied at the California Institute of the Arts. The CalArts style can be seen in other programs such as ''Star Vs. the Forces of Evil'', ''Steven Universe'', and ''The Amazing World of Gumball''.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Love, Death &amp;amp; Robots&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|2019-Present&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|An animated anthology inspired by Heavy Metal magazine that is very adult in nature.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Love Hina''&lt;br /&gt;
|2000&lt;br /&gt;
|TV Tokyo&lt;br /&gt;
|N/A (only released on DVDs outside Japan); &lt;br /&gt;
|This feminist [[anime]] treats the girls abusing a man for &amp;quot;perversion&amp;quot; when he, in reality, is just at the wrong place at the wrong time as &amp;quot;funny&amp;quot; to such an extent that it is frequently used as a running gag, with the man often having to apologize for the &amp;quot;bad behavior&amp;quot; despite it not actually being his fault. The man in question, Keitaru Urashima, later ends up marrying Naru Narusegawa, who is the main offender regarding the abuse. [[Professor Values]] may be pushed as well since most of the cast, in particular, Naru Narusegawa and Keitaru Urashima, only seem to care about getting into college to meet their loved ones over actually studying.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Magical Girl Friendship Squad''&lt;br /&gt;
|2020-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Syfy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Mega Babies''&lt;br /&gt;
|1999-2000&lt;br /&gt;
|Teletoon (Canada)&lt;br /&gt;
Fox Family (US)&lt;br /&gt;
Sky One (UK)&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Aside from copying ''Ren &amp;amp; Stimpy'' because of the humor, ''Rugrats'' because of the premise, and ''The Powerpuff Girls'' because of the trio of heroes trend seen throughout works of fiction, this Canadian animated series (Please add info)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Mr. Pickles''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013 (pilot) 2014-&lt;br /&gt;
|Adult Swim&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This ugly Satanic series stars a border collie who is a physical incarnation of the Devil himself and engages in a lot of violent, bloody, and gory behavior. Not only that, but the show stereotypes [[heavy metal]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic''&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-&lt;br /&gt;
|The Hub Network / Discovery Family&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y&lt;br /&gt;
|Liberals adore this anime-influenced series because of its hidden messages in line with their worldview such as socialism, environmentalism, feminism, and secularism. Originally made for young girls, the show has unexpectedly attracted a worldwide cult following of young adult to adult men who call themselves &amp;quot;Bronies&amp;quot;, suggesting [[homosexuality]], or at the very least emotional immaturity, in the fanbase. Perhaps a much more apparent problem than these is the threat the cartoon poses to traditional ideas of masculinity as more men become attracted to it.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Nutshack''&lt;br /&gt;
|2007-2011&lt;br /&gt;
|MyxTV ([[Philippines]])&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|The entire theme of this program is [[San Francisco values]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Rick and Morty]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-&lt;br /&gt;
|Adult Swim&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This adult animated series, whose titular characters were based on respective ludicrous caricatures of Dr. Emmett &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Brown and Marty McFly from the mostly conservative film ''Back to the Future'' (but soon grew into their own characters), is popular among liberals and atheist, Reddit-registered  techno-libertarians alike for trying to pass a dysfunctional, atheistic family with a vulgar, drug-addicted, pansexual, [[alcoholism|alcoholic]] grandfather (Rick) as humorous. Worse yet, the series' volatile, fanatical fanbase is widely known for stirring up such controversies as rampaging en masse through various [[McDonald's]] restaurants in search of Szechuan sauce as if to imitate an example of Rick's unruly, disorderly behavior, which prompted several calls to local police departments, wasting tax payer monies: he seeks to claim the sauce in the episode &amp;quot;The Rickshank Redemption&amp;quot; by traveling back to 1998 when Disney released its [[China]]-set animated feature ''[[Mulan]]'' and McDonald's sold packets of Szechuan sauce with regular purchases as a cross-promotion of the film. Many of the science fiction elements of the show seem to contradict portions of Christian cosmology, such as interdimensional travel, allowing sinners to avoid the logical consequences of their actions. The institutions of marriage and pregnancy are not given the sacred coverage they deserve either. &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Sanjay and Craig''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-2016&lt;br /&gt;
|Nickelodeon&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|This ugly buddy comedy stars a racially stereotypical Indian boy and his pet snake, who engage in disorderly conduct and use lots of vulgar jokes.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''She-Ra and the Princesses of Power''&lt;br /&gt;
|2018-2020&lt;br /&gt;
|Netflix&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7-FV&lt;br /&gt;
|(Please add info).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-2019&lt;br /&gt;
|Disney Channel&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|The title character practices feminism, mostly in the form of rebellion against her parents' views of gender roles, as well as witchcraft. One episode features in the background of a stadium scene two men kissing each other and two women doing the same. This episode was incidentally released around the same time as the infamous reveal that LeFou is homosexual in the 2017 live action remake for Disney's politically ambiguous animation ''Beauty and the Beast''.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Star Wars: Resistance''&lt;br /&gt;
|2018-2020&lt;br /&gt;
|Disney Channel&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|Although critics and longtime fans of the ''Star Wars'' franchise have appropriately criticized Disney for making further far-left alterations to the franchise and its canon since Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilm in 2012, this is perhaps the worst example of that trend. Taking place during the Sequel Trilogy (episodes VII-IX), the series' second season is yet another campaign homosexuality: in a similar situation to the Mr. Ratburn from ''Arthur'' being rewritten as gay, two aliens are heavily implied to be homosexual. When one Resistance member, Tamara Ryvora, defects to the First Order in another episode, she mentions that the latter group wants to &amp;quot;make the Galaxy safe again&amp;quot;, in an unsubtle reference to Donald Trump's 2016 campaign slogan: &amp;quot;Make America Great Again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Steven Universe''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-2019&lt;br /&gt;
|Cartoon Network&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG&lt;br /&gt;
|Don't let the cutesy character designs fool you in this one. On the surface, it looks like a harmless animated series about the beauty of family unity among a half-human-half-alien child, his benevolent human father, and his extraterrestrial friends who exist as sentient gemstones with holographic bodies made of light and help the boy discover his superpowers so he can protect earth from otherworldly threats. However, looks are deceiving—it really exposes children to several varieties of filth. First, the series teaches that gender confusion is &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot;, as the alien characters, while they look like women, are actually androgynous, and it tries to use their androgyny to justify their lesbian and bisexual behavior (which is based on [https://www.autostraddle.com/rebecca-sugar-is-bisexual-steven-universe-creator-comes-out-at-comic-con-346094/ the series creator's bisexual lifestyle]). Because these sexless aliens look like women, the series has [[Feminism|feminist]] implications: the feminine-presenting aliens and even genuinely female humans are much more powerful or at least more competent than the male characters, many of whom are weak, silly, or incompetent. Sometimes, male characters show some form of competence, as when the hero's father Greg—a former [[Generation X]]-type rebel and community college dropout turned responsible parent—shows his strong parental instincts, skills with construction, or even defensive driving skills, but the feminists who rule the show give said male characters less credit than they deserve. Lastly, innuendoes are peppered throughout, especially in terms of &amp;quot;fusions&amp;quot;, which were originally supposed to be battle tactics that involved combining the aliens' bodies and minds to form more powerful entities before the show's liberal writers shoehorned in the idea that fusions are expressions of the aliens' &amp;quot;love&amp;quot; for one another. Some episodes even feature Steven himself going from being male to being &amp;quot;fused&amp;quot; with female love interest Connie to make a disturbingly androgynous hybrid, dubbed ''Stevonnie'' by series regular Amethyst and shown to be one of the strongest characters in combat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The quasi-[[Thanksgiving]]-themed episode &amp;quot;Gem Harvest&amp;quot; guest stars Andy DeMayo, Greg's cousin and a professional biplane pilot with openly conservative viewpoints who may be an expy of Archie Bunker from ''All in the Family'' since both are middle-aged conservative men with short tempers and strong [[New York City|New York]] accents. Andy's initially unsympathetic portrayal as well as the episode airing shortly after the [[2016 presidential election]] drew widespread criticism from fans, including, ironically, opponents of [[Donald Trump]], who argued that such political undertones were in poor taste.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The series' fan base, while it does not make up a large percent of the world's population, is one of the most vocally aggressive in the world. In October 2015, some fans [http://www.dailydot.com/parsec/steven-universe-fanartist-bullied-controversy/ bullied a teenage fan artist to attempt suicide] because she submitted fan art to the Internet in which she drew Steven's long-deceased, plump alien mother Rose Quartz as skinny. Subsequently, the fan base became so divided that the show's writers were forced to get involved. Likewise, series storyboard artist Lauren Zuke was harassed after she shared fan art on [[Twitter]] by those fans who believed she was advocating a &amp;quot;Lapidot&amp;quot; ship (that is, a fantasy relationship pairing between recurring gems Lapis Lazuli and Peridot) over other fan-preferred pairings of the show’s characters, none of which is official canon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Similarly, some countries have the decency to censor or alter explicitly lesbian scenes and dialogue when they import certain episodes of the series, but when this happens, the liberal fans are guaranteed to complain and get their way like the spoiled, entitled adult children that many of them are.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The only positive thing we can say is thank goodness this series is not rated TV-Y.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Steven Universe Future''&lt;br /&gt;
|2019-2020&lt;br /&gt;
|Cartoon Network&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG&lt;br /&gt;
|In this epilogue miniseries to one of the most left-wing animated series of all time, things go even further left than before. In the ninth episode, &amp;quot;Little Graduation,&amp;quot; recurring character Sadie Miller—originally a donut shop employee who is now on her rise to fame as a musician—is revealed to be pansexual since she is seen dating and performing on stage with a &amp;quot;non-gender binary&amp;quot; partner.  In the fourteenth episode, &amp;quot;Growing Pains,&amp;quot; the titular male canine protagonist of the ''Dog Copter'' film series existing within this fictional universe is seen proposing to be &amp;quot;married&amp;quot; to another male dog during a television commercial for the sixth installment of his series.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Voltron: Legendary Defender''&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Netflix]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7-FV&lt;br /&gt;
|This action-oriented series based on the [[Voltron franchise]] pushes the homosexual agenda because one of its characters is a homosexual and has a same-sex &amp;quot;wedding&amp;quot;, complete with a kiss at the end.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Schlockumentary Series==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Title&lt;br /&gt;
!Original run&lt;br /&gt;
!Network&lt;br /&gt;
!TV rating&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[60 Minutes]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|1968-&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|It airs on the liberal news network CBS and for a while included diehard liberals [[Mike Wallace]] and [[Andy Rooney]] among its reporting team (the former of whom was its initial star reporter). It tries to make its &amp;quot;good guys&amp;quot; as good as possible and its &amp;quot;bad guys&amp;quot; as bad as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Future Is Wild'' &lt;br /&gt;
|2002&lt;br /&gt;
|BBC, Arte, ZDF, ORF, Mediaset, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Making Sense of the Sixties''&lt;br /&gt;
|1991-&lt;br /&gt;
|PBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|The six-part documentary was created by David Hoffman, who has admitted to being personally involved in the events of that time period.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;In his opening statement on his YouTube channel videos showing portions of the video, he says: &amp;quot;I am very proud of the TV series I made for PBS called Making Sense of the Sixties. I had the chance to spend a year examining my youth and how I became an active member of the 60s generation. If you are from that generation or a child of the 60s, I think you would find the entire series of value. To see my other work visit www.theHoffmancollection.com&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He repeats the same liberal talking points about the [[1960s]], whether by claiming that the 1950s were stifling, making the 1960s inevitable, or by claiming the 1960s as a time of freedom and calling the early times innocent. Protestors against the Vietnam War, among them feminists (with at least one of the feminists, an air stewardess, falsely implying that women weren't allowed to pursue medical and science-related jobs during the 1950s, despite stating at the same time that nursing and air stewardess being two of only four jobs they were allowed to pursue besides being a stay at home mom, both of which required at least some degree of rudimentary medical knowledge for treating illnesses and injuries.), are portrayed positively as well.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''NET Journal''&lt;br /&gt;
|1966–1970&lt;br /&gt;
|[[National Educational Television|NET]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Series which produced many controversial documentaries that slanted heavily liberal/left-wing and drew a great deal of negative criticism, yet not surprisingly also drew much praise from liberal reviewers.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Public Broadcast Laboratory''&lt;br /&gt;
|1967–1969&lt;br /&gt;
|NET&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Hybrid news/documentary magazine show which, like ''NET Journal'', aired controversial Left-leaning documentaries.  Its debut episode featured a racist drama featuring black actors painted up in whiteface, a reversal of blackface-painted actors from minstrel shows and early Hollywood movies.  Not all NET affiliates carried the series; in fact, NET stations in South Carolina and Georgia refused to air the debut episode due to its controversial content.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.tvobscurities.com/spotlight/pbl-public-broadcast-laboratory/ PBL (Public Broadcast Laboratory)] at Television Obscurities&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Vietnam: A Television Series''&lt;br /&gt;
|1983&lt;br /&gt;
|PBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Although it promised to give an accurate account of the Vietnam War for the historical record, serve as an antidote to misuse of history, and contribute to healing America's national esteem for the post-Vietnam War era, and contribute to historical methodology, it does the exact opposite of its promises in the most blatant way. The violation of its promises were so flagrant that it resulted in PBS being sued and legally required to make ''Television's Vietnam: The Real Story'' a year later with cooperation from [[Accuracy in Media]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Vietnam War - A Conversation with Ken Burns and Lynn Novick''&lt;br /&gt;
|2017&lt;br /&gt;
|PBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|The two title filmmakers keep reiterating the same leftist talking points about American involvement in Vietnam, painting the American and South Vietnamese alliance as the villains but showing undeserved respect for the North Vietnamese, the Vietcong, and protesters against the war.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman''&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|Science TV&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-PG&lt;br /&gt;
|Morgan Freeman spends a number of episodes using pseudoscience to lure viewers into atheism.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==TV Specials==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Title&lt;br /&gt;
!Original run&lt;br /&gt;
!Network&lt;br /&gt;
!TV rating&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Frosty Returns''&lt;br /&gt;
|1992&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|An indirect sequel to the more conservative TV special ''Frosty the Snowman'', the special barely focuses on anything pertaining to Christmas, if at all. Instead, it's an anti-[[global warming]] public service announcement: the capitalistic Mr. Twitchell is the antagonist because he uses an aerosol spray dubbed &amp;quot;Summer Wheeze&amp;quot; to melt snow and jeopardize the existence of the famed snowman.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Anti-Christian and Sacrilegous Series==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Title&lt;br /&gt;
!Original run&lt;br /&gt;
!Network&lt;br /&gt;
!TV rating&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Black Jesus]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-present&lt;br /&gt;
|Adult Swim&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|Sacrilegious from its title forward, this  blasphemous television series focuses on the Messiah, Jesus Christ, living in Compton, California in the modern day. Despite the show's questionable portrayal of Christ and the black community, reviewers claim that the character's method of spreading the Lord's message of love and compassion is present and may actually act as a way to reach the young and rebellious modern audience of today. However, the continued usage of illegal substances on the show may impede that.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''GCB'' &lt;br /&gt;
|2012&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|This blasphemous sitcom consists mainly of hate speech against [[Christianity]], as evidenced simply by its provocative title. It was so ill-received by various mainstream Christians that they demanded a boycott of anyone who sponsored the show, which ultimately contributed to its lasting a single season.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Mr. Pickles''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013 (pilot) 2014-&lt;br /&gt;
|Adult Swim&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This ugly Satanic cartoon stars a border collie who is an embodiment of the Devil and engages in a lot of violent, bloody, and gory behavior. Not only that, but the show stereotypes [[heavy metal]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''The Real O'Neals''&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-2017&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV PG&lt;br /&gt;
|This anti-Catholic (and, to a much greater extent, anti-family) sitcom stars a teenager who &amp;quot;comes out&amp;quot; as homosexual to his Irish American Catholic family. The series is based on the life of foul-mouthed homosexual activist and anti-Christian, anti-conservative, [[heterophobia|heterophobic]] and [[misogyny|misogynistic]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kristine-marsh/2017/03/09/dan-savage-i-f-ing-hate-melania-trump Dan Savage: ‘I ******* Hate' 'Ugly on the Inside' Melania Trump] at NewsBusters&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; bigot [[Dan Savage]], its executive producer. As one of ABC's lowest-rated and least-watched shows because of its offensive content, it was finally cancelled in May 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Real Time|Real Time with Bill Maher]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|2003-present&lt;br /&gt;
|[[HBO]]&lt;br /&gt;
|TV MA&lt;br /&gt;
|This political talk show typically features a liberally slanted panel that routinely insults conservatives and religion. Maher is a well-known [[militant atheism|militant atheist]] who denies that [[Jesus Christ]] ever walked the earth, in a manner similar to [[Holocaust denial]], ignoring historical accounts, spiritual evidence, and even archaeological evidence of His existence. Plus, he smears conservative women in a vulgar and sexist manner but receives no controversy whatsoever for it. He has even been known to the dreaded N-word to refer to black conservatives and never came under fire by the rest of the liberal media who claims to be against racism.&lt;br /&gt;
|-  &lt;br /&gt;
|''Witches of East End''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Lifetime &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|This short-lived series attempts to glorify witchcraft.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Debatable Whether Liberal==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Title&lt;br /&gt;
!Original run&lt;br /&gt;
!Network&lt;br /&gt;
!TV rating&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Brooklyn Nine-Nine''&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-Present&lt;br /&gt;
|Fox&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-14&lt;br /&gt;
|Main character Captain Holt is an open homosexual in charge of the fictitious 99th police precinct in Brooklyn, New York City. To make matters worse, series regular Rosa Diaz &amp;quot;comes out&amp;quot; as bisexual in the fifth season, disregarding the fact that no clues were given about this in the first four seasons. However, their sexualities are downplayed for the most part, and this workplace sitcom seems to humanize the police in an era when liberal news media does everything it can to dehumanize the authorities. It lightheartedly teaches that the police are likeable, relatable, three-dimensional everyday people with fairly normal internal and interpersonal obstacles to overcome in a humorous fashion; and it averts the preposterous liberal assumption that the police are racist with its multiracial main cast. On top of that, a number of villains that the detectives face are drug abusers or dealers, which supports war on illegal drugs, and main character Sgt. Terry Jeffords is a devout family man who prefers to act in the best interest of his wife and daughters, whom he does not want to see him killed in the line of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''FBI''&lt;br /&gt;
|2018-current&lt;br /&gt;
|CBS&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Although created by liberal producer Dick Wolf and largely retreading the same left-wing themes that his prior shows ''Law &amp;amp; Order'' and ''Law &amp;amp; Order: SVU'' pushed (such as the first episode focusing on a white supremacist plot,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/rebecca-downs/2018/09/26/fbi-dick-wolfs-new-show-premieres-old-liberal-terrorist-trope&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; an episode called &amp;quot;Prey&amp;quot; repeating a false statistic about how sexual violence against females occurs 1/5th of the time four times,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;New Dick Wolf Show Pushes 1/5 Women Rape myth, repeating it 4 times&amp;quot;&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/rebecca-downs/2018/10/10/new-dick-wolf-show-pushes-1-5-women-rape-myth-repeating-it-4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and an episode called &amp;quot;Scorched Earth&amp;quot; infamously trying to promote a more feminist view on things while condemning males&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/rebecca-downs/2019/02/27/fbis-killer-misogyny-episode-laments-wall-streets-so-much&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), it also, similar to its predecessors, try to promote the law, and some episodes have a more conservative bent to them (such as the episode &amp;quot;A New Dawn&amp;quot;, where it not only promotes free speech on college campuses, but also depicts the leftist elements of current college campuses in a very negative light as the one behind the murder of a guest speaker at the college was a far-left professor who taught revolution at his classes, as well as Green Birds, which dealt with an Islamic terrorist, and the aforementioned episode &amp;quot;Prey&amp;quot;, aside from having an implicit condemnation on abortion due to a raid uncovering a chair that was clearly meant for abortificants against the sex trafficked females, but also has a slight condemnation on media-induced hysteria via Jubal Valentine's quip about how, despite dogs being more likely to attack humans than sharks, they have &amp;quot;shark week&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;New Dick Wolf Show Pushes 1/5 Women Rape myth, repeating it 4 times&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;.)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Gravity Falls''&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-2016&lt;br /&gt;
|Disney Channel, later Disney XD&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-Y7&lt;br /&gt;
|Inspired by the life of its creator, Alex Hirsch, this mystery/science fiction/horror comedy series follows twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines as they spend as summer in the fictional town of Gravity Falls, [[Oregon]], investigating the supernatural oddities surrounding the town with guidance from one of three journals left behind by an initially anonymous author.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the one hand, it stereotypes capitalists as either &amp;quot;criminals&amp;quot; or simply being obsessed with money: the twins' Great Uncle/&amp;quot;Grunkle&amp;quot; Stan is introduced as a relatively simple character whose only goal in life is to fool the &amp;quot;world's dumbest people&amp;quot; with a tourist trap dubbed The Mystery Shack and filled with pretend supernatural phenomena, hoping to earn their money. Even worse, throughout the series, recurring incompetent police officers Sheriff Blubbs and Deputy Durland are implied to have homosexual feelings for one another, and this is confirmed in the series finale.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the other hand, family and redemption seem to be central themes of the series in the long run. When Stan's long-lost twin brother, Stanford &amp;quot;Ford&amp;quot; Pines, returns from being trapped in another dimension and reveals himself as the author of the journals, the brothers come to grips with their personal flaws, and Stan shows how he truly regrets leading a life of crime, wishing things could have turned out differently and calling himself &amp;quot;the screw-up&amp;quot;. He gets his chance at redemption when he and Ford together outwit Bill Cipher, an interdimensional dream demon and the series' main antagonist, and erase the monster from existence, which causes them to mend their relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''[[Happy Days]]''&lt;br /&gt;
|1974-1984&lt;br /&gt;
|ABC&lt;br /&gt;
|TV-G&lt;br /&gt;
|Originally launched as a 1972 episode of ''Love, American Style'' called &amp;quot;Love and the Television Set&amp;quot; and set in the 1950s.  The show was pro-family and celebrated family values, as the Cunningham family, the show's original main focus, always supported each other even through the rough times.  The show is also pro-fatherhood.  The show's main father figure, Howard Cunningham, is shown to be mature, calm and responsible, and always does his best to help his kids.  Also a little anti-feminism, with Howard owning and running a hardware store and making all the money, and his wife Marion being the housewife.  On the other hand, producers admitted to pushing [[pacifism]] and sentiments against the [[Vietnam War]] effort.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2011/jun/29/is-us-tv-too-leftwing&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  Protagonist Richie Cunningham, a high school student played by Ron Howard as a regular from 1974 to 1980, is a supporter of the Democrat Party; as part of his school's Young Democrats club, he supports Democrat presidential candidate [[Adlai Stevenson]] in the 1956 election in the Season Two episode &amp;quot;The Not Making of a President&amp;quot; and, as such, is portrayed as young and idealistic yet naïve.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Debuting to modest ratings in January 1974 after ABC green-lit it to series, ''Happy Days'' became a huge hit in its later years after the emphasis was shifted more to formerly supporting character Arthur &amp;quot;The Fonz/Fonzie&amp;quot; Fonzarelli (played by Henry Winkler); a greaser, former gang member, womanizer, and high school dropout who nonetheless became increasingly popular with the series' audience and became the main focus of the show after Howard's departure.  The series spawned several spinoffs, including ''Laverne &amp;amp; Shirley'', ''Mork &amp;amp; Mindy'' (created as a vehicle for stand-up comedian [[Robin Williams]]), and the animated series ''The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang''.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|''Pokémon''&lt;br /&gt;
|1997-&lt;br /&gt;
|TVTokyo (1997-present; Japan only); UPN-69 (1998-1999); Kids WB (1999-2007); Cartoon Network (2007-2016); Disney XD (2016-present)&lt;br /&gt;
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|An anime adapted from a series of hugely popular trading cards and video games. The later seasons cut out the more conservative messages to promote more liberal agendas, including having the various female characters starting with May (most of whom are ten years old and thus still children) essentially act as sexual fanservice according to then-director Masamitsu Hidaka (and, at least in the case of the female leads of AG, DP, and XY, their goals of acting as Pokémon Coordinator and Showcase Trainer seemed to promote fashion industry values), as well as later on the story's refusal until ''Sun &amp;amp; Moon'' to allow Ash to win a league despite it being necessary to have him become a Pokémon Master (with the most infamous example of this being the Ash vs. Alain fight in the final round of the Kalos League, which had Ash losing against Alain despite the series, including the actual Japanese episode title for the battle in question, all but strongly implying the exact opposite), and eventually by Sun and Moon delaying having Ash resume his goal until nearly 40 episodes later (as well as ultimately winning in that saga), thus initially resulting in a more nihilistic view of Ash's goal. In addition, a running gag since Hoenn and to some extent Johto has Brock constantly chasing women and trying to ask them out, depicting him as a womanizer in a more comedic light. Moreover, the concept of friendships that was strongly emphasized in prior seasons eventually got phased out due to them essentially dropping characters after each season with barely a reference to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the first few seasons showcased several conservative messages, including the strife to succeed even when the odds are considered insurmountable, as well as showing parental neglect and abandonment in a negative light in regards to the characters Brock and Misty, and to a certain extent one of the main villains Jessie. In addition, in the first season at least, there were also a few Christian references from Brock and Misty, and to some extent James. Pro-family values are present due to Misty becoming a mother to Togepi, and Brock also intending to aid his family when his parents weren't around due to the latter abandoning their children (or, in the case of the dub, the father abandoning them and the mother dying), only joining Ash after his father, Flint, returned and encouraged Brock to pursue his dreams. Was also anti-Hollywood Values as well, as the episode &amp;quot;Go West Young Meowth&amp;quot; showcases the more depraved nature of Hollywood, including at least one bickering couple, and does not treat it in a positive light, nor does Meowth's sweetheart, Meowzie, an epitome of Hollywood values, come across in a flattering light, with it also being heavily implied that this was the reason Meowth turned to villainy. Similarly, another episode during the first season dealt with a condemnation of fashion industry values as Team Rocket created a salon that heavily dolled up various Pokémon without taking into account their nature, which Suzie, Ash, and Brock condemned, and Misty initially supported to an extent only to pay the price later on when she tried to have Psyduck dolled up. One episode of DP also has an implicit condemnation of the homosexual agenda due to Brock calling Pikachu and Piplup (both of whom are confirmed male in an earlier episode) having an attraction to each other &amp;quot;unnatural.&amp;quot; In addition, some episodes implicitly condemn the concept of Social Darwinism by showing various trainers who care only about Pokémon who are powerful and instantly abandon them if they show any sign of weakness in a very negative light. &lt;br /&gt;
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|''The PowerPuff Girls''&lt;br /&gt;
|1998-2005, Reboot 2016-Present&lt;br /&gt;
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|On the one hand, the three titular superhero girls seem to be the only protagonists capable of fighting their city’s various supervillains, while the police, consisting mostly of men, are depicted as bumbling and oafish, making the girls feministic (It doesn’t help that one of the working titles for the show was the more profane ''Whoop*** Girls''). Moreover, innuendoes may be sprinkled throughout (and are more apparent in the 2016 reboot series, much to the chagrin of even the most devoted fans).&lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand, since the girls were created by a scientist to be the “perfect little girls,” they could be more femin''ine'' rather than feminist. They try to fit into traditional gender roles despite their capabilities, and they learn family values from the professor who made them and serves as a responsible, knowledgeable, reasonable, tough but forgiving father-figure well-versed in various scientific disciplines. Plus, the recurring antagonist “Him” is an obvious reference to [[Satan]], which hints at support for Christianity; and he is an androgynous being who demonstrates some effeminate traits, which unsympathetically depicts and satirizes gender confusion and homosexual lifestyles, respectively. Lastly, minor villain Femme Fatale personifies the feminist ideology as her crimes are built around feminist hypocrisy.&lt;br /&gt;
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|''SpongeBob SquarePants''&lt;br /&gt;
|1999-Present&lt;br /&gt;
|Nickelodeon&lt;br /&gt;
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|One of the most influential cartoons of the 21st century, centered on an energetic, anthropomorphic sea sponge (who more nearly resembles a kitchen sponge) and a diverse cast of his underwater friends, is decidedly one of the most politically ambiguous.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the one hand, the series suggests that capitalists are inherently malign or simply obsessed with money, as the main character’s crustacean employer, the fast food restaurateur Mr. Krabs, is inclined to put money before others’ interests, sometimes at the expense of others’ well-being.  In addition, SpongeBob and his dimwitted seastar best friend Patrick Star have a habit of annoying Squidward Tentacles: a quick-tempered, cynical octopus who lives between them, behaves apathetically on his job as a cashier, and may be a copy of ''Sesame Street'' character Bert because both characters have interests that others find mundane. They tend to not face comeuppance for their childish actions against Squidward (though there are exceptions), which may teach that being annoying is “acceptable” adult behavior. Specific episodes have controversial overtones, too. For instance, “Rock-a-Bye Bivalve” is infamous for depicting SpongeBob and Patrick raising a baby scallop like a homosexual couple; and a handful of episodes like &amp;quot;The Jellyfish Hunter&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;SpongeBob's Last Stand&amp;quot; touch on themes of environmentalism. Moreover, one of the series’ worst-received episodes, “One Coarse Meal,” tries to make bullying look humorous because it centers on Mr. Krabs driving his microscopic arch business rival Plankton to suicide by appealing to the copepod’s secret fear of whales, a fear not present in any other episode. SpongeBob himself even displays some flamboyant tendencies that can be seen as gay, though Stephen Hillenburg had stated that SpongeBob would reproduce asexually like normal sponges (splitting into newer sponges).&lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand, many episodes where SpongeBob works in his regular job as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab restaurant teach young audiences to appreciate hard work and persistence as SpongeBob eagerly strives to make the most out of his rather ordinary vocation. Most episodes where Plankton appears draw a clear distinction between good and evil, showing the errors of stealing and conducting business through illegitimate means as Plankton’s schemes to outcompete Mr. Krabs, the more competent businessman, or steal his Krabby Patty recipe always backfire. In addition, depending on the writer(s), Krabs can serve as a surrogate father-figure to SpongeBob, teaching him to stay out of danger and not to act so impulsively as he usually does. Lastly, the episode &amp;quot;SpongeBob, You're Fired!&amp;quot; has gained fame among conservatives for advocating self-sufficiency while lampooning the concept of the welfare state, mainly the Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program: as Patrick tries to show SpongeBob the &amp;quot;benefits of being unemployed&amp;quot; by taking SpongeBob out to a free lunch with Sandy, SpongeBob quips, &amp;quot;Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/11/04/spongebob-mocks-welfare-state/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''''The Simpsons''''' is a [[Satire|satirical]] [[animation|animated]] [[comedy]] [[series]] created by ''Life in [[Hell]]'' cartoonist [[Matt Groening]]. ''The Simpsons'' started as part of ''[[The Tracey Ullman Show]]'' in 1987. On December 17, 1989 the show debuted on the [[Fox Network]]. The show was also made into a feature-length [[The Simpsons Movie|movie]], which was released on July 27, 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
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''The Simpsons'' is the longest-running [[sitcom]] in the [[United States]], as well as the longest-running animated television series, and is viewed all over the world.  It has won 27 [[Emmy Awards]]. On October 16, 2016 the 600th episode, the Halloween episode &amp;quot;Treehouse of Horror XXVII&amp;quot;, was broadcast.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/simpsons-evil-scheme-reach-600-episodes-lands-tree-244271&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With its 636th episode, &amp;quot;Forgive and Regret&amp;quot;, broadcast during its 29th season on April 29, 2018, ''The Simpsons'' surpassed ''Gunsmoke'' (which produced 635 episodes between 1955 and 1975) for the most episodes of a scripted primetime American TV series;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.tvguide.com/news/the-simpsons-renewed-season-29-season-30-most-scripted-tv-episodes-ever-record/ The Simpsons Will Break the Record for Most Scripted TV Episodes, Ever] at TV Guide.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; this episode was landmarked in the opening sequence with a parody of the ''Gunsmoke'' opening credits, which featured Maggie Simpson facing Marshall Matt Dillon in a gunfight in the streets of Dodge City.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ODTAhD8rOo Gunsmoke Opening Parody | THE SIMPSONS] at YouTube&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Iran]], [[China]] and [[Venezuela]], ''The Simpsons'' is banned by the regimes in those countries.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7338131.stm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/iran-simpsons-ban-idUSL5E8D61X320120206&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although the show was among the most controversial of its day, it now pales in comparison to Family Guy and South Park, to name a few. Whether this is a good or bad thing depends on your point of view, but for your average Conservapedia reader, it would be bad. The show is considered to have a considerable Democratic bias.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Family==&lt;br /&gt;
The show revolves around the fictional Simpson family. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Homer Jay Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
The overweight, balding father of the family. Homer &amp;quot;works&amp;quot; as a safety inspector in the local nuclear power plant, where he usually sleeps, which gets him into trouble with his boss, Mr. Burns. However, many episodes have shown him performing a wide range of other jobs.  Homer enjoys a diet mostly centered around donuts and &amp;quot;Duff&amp;quot; beer. Homer is by choice quite lazy, but does get pushed into occasionally performing heroic acts for his family.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Marjorie &amp;quot;Marge&amp;quot; Bouvier Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Marge is the mother of the family. Instantly recognizable thanks to her unfeasibly large blue beehive hairdo, Marge provides the foundation for the family. Her relationship with Homer is portrayed as a loving one, but frequently exasperating due mostly to Homer's buffoonery. Marge is in many respects the prototypical suburban American mother, as she stays at home and takes care of the family while Homer works.  On a few occasions Marge has gotten a job, which has sometimes met with horrible results, but sometimes with more pleasant ones.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bartholomew &amp;quot;Bart&amp;quot; Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Their son Bart, the eldest child, is a troublemaker and self-proclaimed underachiever. Bart has a mixed relationship with his father. While sometimes harboring a very close relationship with his father, Bart's opinion of Homer is all over the radar, ranging from very affectionate love to deep frustration.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lisa Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
The older daughter. Lisak is mostly concerned with being a good student, protecting the environment (although she is involved in activism with other [[liberal]] causes at different points in the show's history, such as [[recycling]]), and playing the [[saxophone]]. Her high intelligence relative to the rest of her family often makes her feel isolated.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Margaret &amp;quot;Maggie&amp;quot; Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
A baby who hardly ever talks, instead sucking her [[pacifier]] twice. On a couple of occasions she has proven to have exceptionally high intelligence.  For example, when her pacifier was taken away during a trip to a daycare center, she staged an elaborate plot to get it back.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Extended Simpson Family==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Abe Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Homer's dad. Is quite cankerous and acerbic. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
However, the show has a vast gallery of supporting characters, who often steal the show.&lt;br /&gt;
===Krusty the Clown===&lt;br /&gt;
A local clown with his own television show, who is one of the most famous residents of Springfield. Bart idolizes him. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Chief Wiggum===&lt;br /&gt;
Springfield's police chief, whose performance is quite poor.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ralph Wiggum===&lt;br /&gt;
Chief Wiggum's son, who is displays bizzare unexplainable behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
===Moe===&lt;br /&gt;
The proprietor of Moe's Tavern, Springfield's bar, and a friend of Homer.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episodes==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, there are 639 episodes in 29 seasons.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Conservative Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Crepes of Wrath'': Lisa discusses with Adil, an [[Albania]]n Communist spy. Adil wants to know: &amp;quot;How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control 95 percent of the wealth?&amp;quot;, whereupon Lisa answers: &amp;quot;I'm defending a country where people can think, and act, and worship any way they want!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington'': Lisa becomes a [[Patriotism|Patriot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Gets an &amp;quot;F&amp;quot;'': Bart prays to [[God]] to pass a school test.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment'': Lisa is concerned about her father, who breaks the Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not steal.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer the Heretic'': Homer quits going to church and is chastized for it by God in a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Duffless'': Homer fights [[Alcoholism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Sells His Soul'': Bart recognizes the existence of the [[soul]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer Loves Flanders'': Ned Flanders and his Bible group help Stan Taylor overcome his sexual addiction. &lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart's Comet'': Contains a humorous condemnation towards liberal attempts to withdraw funds from defense and place them into healthcare at the beginning of the episode, as two fighter craft, shortly after Groundskeeper Willie's failed attempt at shooting down a defaced weather balloon down the sky, attempts to find out who was firing at them, and misidentifies him as an Iraqi fighter jet and has Sidewinder missiles shoot themselves down, with one of the pilots then pinning the blame on their shooting themselves down on faulty equipment due to funding for the military being cut in favor of healthcare, and the other pilot begging for him to give it a chance only for their parachutes to fail, and then proceeding to fight in the desert.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Trouble With Trillions'': Ned Flanders makes an Conservative quote about the [[Nanny state]]. His son asks: &amp;quot;Daddy, what do taxes pay for?&amp;quot;, whereupon his father answers: &amp;quot;Why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine- and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em.&amp;quot;. Also depicts Fidel Castro and Communist Cuba in a negative light, as he was shown taking the trillion dollar bill from Mr. Burns in a very underhanded manner via distraction and deceit, and Castro also admitting that their system simply does not work (as well as deeply considering renouncing it). Also has a mocking of homosexuality, as immediately beforehand, he admitted he liked that America had &amp;quot;a street named after [Castro]&amp;quot; only to react with shock at who occupied it (a reference to The Castro, a notorious homosexual neighborhood in [[San Francisco]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*''Simpsons Bible Stories'': The Simpsons dream Bible Stories (although it partially mocks the Bible Characters).&lt;br /&gt;
*''Alone Again, Natura-diddily'': Ned Flanders keeps his faith in God, even after his wife Maude died. &lt;br /&gt;
*''Weekend at Burnsie's'': Marge is worried about Homer's [[Medical marijuana|drug use]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Father, The Son, and the Holy Guest Star'': Bart and Homer convert to Catholicism.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Treehouse of Horror XIII'': Springfield becomes a [[Gun-free zone]] thanks to Lisa's anti-gun activism. As a result of it, Springfield gets terrorized by Wild West outlaws and [[Kaiser Wilhelm II]], who have all risen from the dead. Homer gets back into the past to prevent [[Gun control]] and defeat the villains in the present.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Pray Anything'': Homer starts to pray, but later he sues the church. He gets punished by a weather disaster.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Tis the Fifteenth Season'': Homer wants to become a good Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays'': Marge fights an Anti-family campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Simpsons Movie'': Environmentalist [[EPA]] wants to destroy Springfield.&lt;br /&gt;
*''That '90s Show'': Marge is romanticized by her radical feminist/elitist Anti-American university professor, which leads Homer (who's paying for her tuition) into a deep depression and leads him to become a grunge rock star (parody of Kurt Cobain). Marge later learns the error of her ways and abandons her professor and returns to Homer, who Marge thinks has become a drug addict, only to learn he actually became a diabetic, which she helps him to recover from. There's also a condemnation against Bill Clinton, as Homer and Marge (while the former is recovering at the hospital) end up speaking badly about Bill Clinton.&lt;br /&gt;
*''I Married Marge'': Was pro-family values, as after accidentally getting Marge pregnant, Homer proceeded to make every effort to provide for his family, including marrying Marge and proposing to her on his own volition, and when Marge was about to go into labor, he immediately attempts to head over to the hospital to watch her deliver the baby.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa's First Word'': Like above, it was pro-family values, as after Lisa was conceived, Homer, like before, made several efforts to better his family and provide for his then-upcoming daughter, even moving to a bigger house with his father's help.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Million Dollar Abie'': Has a condemnation of anti-life concepts such as assisted suicide, to the extent that Chief Wiggum arrested Dr. Erogan the very second the voters explicitly overturned Springfield's assisted suicide law.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Liberal Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish'': Supports Environmentalism and criticizes nuclear power. Also, the title of the episode was a reference to [[Lyndon B. Johnson]]'s talking point for his infamous [[Great Society]] social welfare programs.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy'': Lisa, after getting a talking Malibu Stacy doll and getting outraged by some of her statements (a reference to the &amp;quot;Math Class is Tough&amp;quot; talking Teen Barbie doll controversy), makes a pro-feminist crusade against the company and eventually creates a Lisa Lionheart doll that pushes the agenda, with the doll's cited inspirations being &amp;quot;the wisdom of [[Gertrude Stein]], the wit of [[Cathy Guisewite]], the tenacity of [[Nina Totenberg]], the common sense of [[Elizabeth Cady Stanton]], and the down-to-earth good looks of [[Eleanor Roosevelt]].&amp;quot; It's also implied that she forced her family to do other left-wing causes she adopted such as making them march in a &amp;quot;gay pride&amp;quot; parade and boycott Fox News over owning a Syrian Chemical Weapons Plant. There was also a brief exchange that implied that Marge had been unknowingly brainwashed by Malibu Stacy as a child. In addition, Stacey Lovell, the doll's creator and her ally, is implied to have committed treason against the United States during the Vietnam War by funneling funds to the Viet Cong and is treated positively for it. There was also a brief homosexual joke with Smithers, and Abe's complaint about how &amp;quot;the president is a Demmycrat&amp;quot; (presumably a reference to [[Bill Clinton]], who was the president at the time the episode aired) is mocked due to it being from a list of complaints that drove the family to flee from him as soon as they got back to the house.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Sideshow Bob Roberts'': Takes jabs at the [[Republican Party]] as attempted murderer Sideshow Bob becomes a Republican mayor (although that being said, there was also some jabs at the [[Democrat Party]] in the form of Mayor Quimby, himself a parody of [[John F. Kennedy]]), there's also right-wing talk show host named Birch Barlow (parody of [[Rush Limbaugh]]) who defends him whether it's right or wrong. Later in the episode, in a similar manner to the [[Watergate Scandal]], it was revealed that Bob committed voter fraud. The episode had been written as a result of the Republican Revolution of 1994.  &lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer's Phobia'': Homer criticizes the practice of homosexuality, but in the end he changes his mind. There's also a slight jab at hunting in the episode as well, as Bart, when Homer attempted to have him partake in the activity in an attempt to make him more &amp;quot;manly&amp;quot;, referred to the activity as &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Old Man and the Lisa'': Promotes [[Environmentalism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mother Simpson'': Treats the [[hippie]] movement and the decadence of the late-1960s in a positive and sympathetic manner relating to the titular character, Mona Simpson.&lt;br /&gt;
*''D'oh-in' in the Wind'': Again, promotes the hippie movement in a positive manner.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Smart and Smarter'': When Maggie gets a high score on an IQ test, Philippa says &amp;quot;That's amazing for a Christian!&amp;quot;; implying that most Christians are dumb. &lt;br /&gt;
*''There's Something About Marrying'': Marge supports [[same-sex marriage|same-sex &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)'': Mocks and villainizes the United States Army, and even went as far as to condemn Army recruiters and enlistees.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://michellemalkin.com/2006/11/13/the-simpsons-pull-a-john-kerry/ &amp;quot;The Simpsons pull a John Kerry&amp;quot;], [[Michelle Malkin]], November 13, 2006, ''MichelleMalkin.com''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Also has a brief joke referring to the [[Abu Ghraib]] scandal that occurred at the time. It is also to be noted that the mockery and demonization was done to such an extent that even otherwise very liberal publications such as IGN thought the episode went too far in this action and was tasteless instead of genuinely funny.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite web|url=http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/796/796072p1.html |title=The Simpsons: Season 18 Review |accessdate=2007-06-15 |date=2007-06-14 |first=Robert |last=Canning |publisher=IGN.com |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20070622003447/http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/796/796072p1.html |archivedate=June 22, 2007 }}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Monkey Suit'': Promotes [[Evolutionism]] and mocks [[Creationism]] in a similar manner to the Worst Liberal film ''Inherit the Wind'', and to a certain extent the propagandized version of the [[Scopes Monkey Trial]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa the Skeptic'': Reinforces the misconception that science and religion are irreconcilable opposites, and has a scene where Lisa mocks Christians as believing in &amp;quot;imaginary angels&amp;quot; for refusing science, and the Christians organizing a riot against science centers, including, ironically enough, a Christian Science Reading Center. It also has a brief homosexual joke where Smithers, believing the end was near, proceeds to kiss Mr. Burns firmly in the mouth.&lt;br /&gt;
*''You Kent Always Say What You Want'': Kent Brockman says a blasphemous word (the episode never says what word it is), mocks the [[Parents Television Council]] and then has Brockman and Lisa expose the &amp;quot;Fox News conspiracy&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
*''Mypods and Boomsticks'': Promotes [[Islam]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Loan-a Lisa'': Bart makes an atheist statement: &amp;quot;We've already heard stories from thousands of years ago about stuff that didn't happen.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*''Opposites A-Frack'': Against [[Fracking]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A few episodes feature a group of &amp;quot;evil Republicans&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Political Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''Brother from the Same Planet'': Although ambiguous as to whether it's pro-family, the episode does have a condemnation of the Communist Party, as a scene where Bart and his &amp;quot;Bigger Brother&amp;quot; Tom from the Bigger Brother program attend a Baseball Game has a Communist Party recruiter trying to gather recruits at the stadium, only for the audience to unanimously jeer him and pelt him with tomatoes (hence why that day was called &amp;quot;tomato day&amp;quot;), with the recruiter also implying that there was a &amp;quot;dart day&amp;quot; that has something similar occur, only with darts in place of tomatoes.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Two Bad Neighbors'': Homer becomes an enemy of his new neighbor [[George H.W. Bush]] (RINO). In the end [[Gerald Ford]] (Conservative) is the new neighbor of the Simpsons, who becomes a friend of Homer. The episode had been created largely as a response to some negative criticism towards the show from both George and Barbara Bush (in particular, the former's stump speech stating regarding family values that America needs to be &amp;quot;more like ''the Watsons'' and less like ''the Simpsons''.&amp;quot;). Also has a condemnation towards Ayatollah Khomeini as well as his theocratic Iranian regime, as during a rummage sale at the beginning, Homer and Marge are planning to sell a novelty T-shirt that says &amp;quot;Ayatollah [censored]aholla&amp;quot; with it prominently displaying Khomeini's face on it, with Marge insisting they sell it due to his already being long dead, while Homer insists on keeping it because the shirt technically applies to all the Ayatollahs, citing Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi, and Ayatollah Razmada as examples.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Gets an Elephant'': There are two political conventions that are used as site gags when the titular elephant, Stampy, proceeds to go on a rampage. On the one hand, the Republican Party is demonized with the slogans &amp;quot;We Want what's worst for people&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;We're Just Plain Evil&amp;quot;. But on the other, the Democrat Party Convention didn't fare well, either, with its slogans highlighting their incompetence and contempt for life with the slogans &amp;quot;We hate life and ourselves&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;We Can't Govern&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Treehouse of Horror II'': Lisa's nightmare, an adaptation of the Monkey's Paw, has a subtle condemnation towards anti-Second Amendment beliefs, as after Lisa wishes for [[World Peace]], everyone destroys all of their weapons and guns, and proceed to sing &amp;quot;Kumbaya&amp;quot;, only for Kang and Kodos (two drooling, tentacled, one-eyed aliens who laugh exceedingly) to proceed to invade the planet easily because of it. Bart's nightmare, based on ''The Twilight Zone'''s &amp;quot;It's a Good Life&amp;quot;, however, has a slight anti-family message, due to the nightmare being Bart releasing Homer from his psychic-induced curse by bonding with him.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badassssss Song'': On the one hand, it gives a brief condemnation of the Public School System, as Superintendent Chalmers briefly mentions that the school system will collapse at a quick rate and suggests they let it ride out. On the other hand, it promotes the [[separation of church and state]] as the reason Chalmers has Skinner get his job as principal back was solely because his replacement, Ned Flanders, introduced prayer into school, and it also briefly implies that Flanders' Christian ideals are what led to the school becoming dysfunctional.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Much Apu About Nothing'': Homer is initially against immigration of [[Illegal aliens]] before deciding to support it, with any criticism against illegal immigration being depicted in a negative light. On the other hand, it also depicts the naturalization process to become a legal immigrant to the United States, as Apu decides to undergo the naturalization program to become a US Citizen, and showcases it in a positive light. It also depicts encroaching government in a negative light due to the whole illegal immigration criticisms in the episode being due to Mayor Quimby blaming the tax increases on illegal immigrants when in reality it was the result of his own policies, with Lisa asking why they do that.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mountain of Madness'': The episode has a somewhat positive depiction of work ethics, as Mr. Burns had organized a team building exercise after a disastrous fire drill demonstration, and it portrays the Nazis in a negative light via Mr. Burns's cabin-fever induced hallucination. On the other hand, Homer's cabin-fever induced hallucination of &amp;quot;political powers&amp;quot; to oppose Mr. Burns' Nazi army lumps conservatives Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt alongside leftists such as Communist dictator Mao Zedong.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Cartridge Family'': Homer becomes a gun owner. It is controversial, whether this episode is pro-[[Gun Control]] or anti-gun control. The writer of this episode is John Swartzwelder, who is a Second Amendment supporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*''New Kids on the Blecch'': Mocks and villainizes the United States Navy by implicating them in a conspiracy of using boy bands to brainwash children into joining the Navy. On the other hand, it also mocks John Lennon's anti-war song &amp;quot;Give Peace a Chance&amp;quot; at one point, and it does accurately depict the Hippie movement as anti-American.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Coming to Homerica'': Another Pro-[[Illegal immigration]]-episode (as well as having a very poor metaphor for illegal immigration, not to mention immigration as a whole, largely because the town that moved to Springfield, Ogdenville, was also within American borders like Springfield was). On the other hand, the episode also mocks environmentalist elements, as the main reason why Ogdenville moved to Springfield was because they made a Mother Nature burger which had been touted as being environmentally friendly, only for the populace to suffer from a massive food poisoning outbreak due to the barley being contaminated by rats.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart-Mangled Banner'': The Simpsons get arrested for criticizing government. They leave America, but go back, because of homesickness.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Little Big Girl'': Bart willingly tries to marry Darcy to provide the child with a father figure after discovering she had been impregnated by a Norwegian exchange student.&lt;br /&gt;
*''E. Pluribus Wiggum'': When Springfield becomes the site of the first presidential primary, the townspeople plan to support their own write-in candidate: Ralph Wiggum.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Themes==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MrBurnsExcellent.gif|thumb|The character ''Mr. Burns'']]&lt;br /&gt;
While The Simpsons has many [[liberal]] themes, the basis and morals of the show often portray family centered values in a warped sort of way and many episodes have a strong [[church]] focus. The show also has many episodes which focus on politics. The writers of the show come from both liberal and conservative backgrounds, and this is reflected through the portrayal of American politics on the show. The Springfield [[Republican Party]] is headed by the villainous Mr. Burns and meets in an old castle. Twice they have put forward candidates for elections: Burns himself ran for governor of the anonymous state Springfield is in, though he eventually lost; while in a later episode Sideshow Bob, though twice convicted for attempted murder, becomes Mayor of Springfield. He is removed from office when it is discovered that he personally and secretly committed large scale voting fraud. Meanwhile, the Springfield Democrat Party is led by Mayor &amp;quot;Diamond&amp;quot; Joe Quimby, who is portrayed as a promiscuous, pot-smoking, unfaithful and corrupt politician, once admitting openly that he murdered his opponents. Quimby and his family are clearly modeled on the Kennedy family, as Mayor Quimby's voice is identical to the one used when imitating [[John F. Kennedy]] on the show. Lisa Simpson was an ardent opponent of President [[Donald Trump]] and attempted to sway her father's vote (albeit in a dream), and the show itself went into a scroll of an extensive list of alleged transgressions, failures, and scandals of the Administration; the episode aired shortly before the Nov 3 2020 Presidential election, and no doubt that thousands of first time eligible voters were among those watching the broadcast. Justin Trudeau makes an appearance on the show, which is less than flattering, even including SNC Lavalan Scandal, which ought to be recognized as the Canadian version of the Watergate Scandal.&lt;br /&gt;
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Public Education is satirized in the form of Springfield Elementary, which is portrayed as often taking extreme cost cutting measures at the expense of the children's education. When Bart gets Principal Skinner fired, Ned Flanders takes over as school principal and, as a result of his leniency towards trouble makers, the students run wild. In an attempt to get Skinner his job back, Bart takes Superintendent Chalmers to inspect the school. Despite the chaos he witnesses, Chalmers decides to let Ned remain Principal saying: &amp;quot;...the way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months.  I say, lay back and enjoy it!  It's a hell of a toboggan ride&amp;quot;. However, when he discovers that Flanders has brought prayer into the school, he fires him on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
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The show's portrayal of religion and [[Christianity]] in particular is often given in the form of Ned Flanders, the Simpsons' next door neighbor. A devout Christian, Ned is sometimes overbearing in his faith, but he is consistently shown to be compassionate and decent. In the series' first few seasons Ned was generally loathed by Homer for the perceived (and often real) superiority of Ned's quality of life. Later episodes have shown the two to be quite close at times, with more than a few featuring mutual adventures. Ned's reception among Christians has generally been positive due to his strong faith in God, even when faced with obstacles such as a failure of his business, The Leftorium, a hurricane destroying his house and most tragically, the death of his wife Maude.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2001/february5/1.28.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Well-known atheist [[Richard Dawkins]] had an appearance at ''The Simpsons'' as [[Satan|the Devil]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.christianpost.com/news/richard-dawkins-appears-as-the-devil-on-the-simpsons-91641/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The series has crossed over with the animated show [[Rick and Morty]], where Rick expresses great admiration for the simpsons after Morty accidently kills the family while piloting the pair's spaceship. The pair manage to repair the situation, but Rick's poor sterilization habits come back to bite him.... &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Controversy==&lt;br /&gt;
During the early years of the show Bart Simpson was criticized for being a poor role model for children. The Simpsons have used their talents as pitchmen to promote unhealthy snack food products such as Butterfingers and Whoppers, which is often seen by young viewers. Though ''The Simpsons'' is considerably less atheistic than other Fox shows such as ''[[Family Guy]]'', recently it has become quite controversial. Ironically, Marge Simpson, arguably the most wholesome character on the show, has been a highly controversial character, as she appeared on the cover and as a centerfold of ''[[Playboy]]'', a pornographic magazine.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 2009 Halloween Special, &amp;quot;Treehouse of Horror XX,&amp;quot; the writers of the show took a jab at the Eucharist. In one story in this episode, the people of Springfield were zombified and Bart's DNA was a cure. When the Simpsons escaped Springfield, other survivors wanted to eat him, but Marge screams:&lt;br /&gt;
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::“What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?”&lt;br /&gt;
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Catholic League President Bill Donahue criticized the writers for this line.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/faith/2009/10/catholic_league_simpsons_donoh.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Some Christian family groups such as the [[Parents Television Council]] criticized the episodes ''There's Something About Marrying'' of supporting same-sex &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4285287.stm Simpsons' gay character is Patty - BBC]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; One episode of the Treehouse of Horror had to move timeslots in New Zealand under the orders of the official censor for fears of its violent content impacting child viewers. The show has also dramatically expanded the market for adult animation, inspiring many much more vulgar programs; there is now an entire channel dedicated to such programs, [[Adult Swim]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Drinking Game==&lt;br /&gt;
Whenever one of the characters takes a drink, you take a drink&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://thesimpsons.com/ The official ''Simpsons'' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/ ''The Simpsons''] at IMDb&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_15996/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=q38A4cHB Vatican gives its approval of the Simpsons]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''''The Simpsons''''' is a [[Satire|satirical]] [[animation|animated]] [[comedy]] [[series]] created by ''Life in [[Hell]]'' cartoonist [[Matt Groening]]. ''The Simpsons'' started as part of ''[[The Tracey Ullman Show]]'' in 1987. On December 17, 1989 the show debuted on the [[Fox Network]]. The show was also made into a feature-length [[The Simpsons Movie|movie]], which was released on July 27, 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
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''The Simpsons'' is the longest-running [[sitcom]] in the [[United States]], as well as the longest-running animated television series, and is viewed all over the world.  It has won 27 [[Emmy Awards]]. On October 16, 2016 the 600th episode, the Halloween episode &amp;quot;Treehouse of Horror XXVII&amp;quot;, was broadcast.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/simpsons-evil-scheme-reach-600-episodes-lands-tree-244271&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With its 636th episode, &amp;quot;Forgive and Regret&amp;quot;, broadcast during its 29th season on April 29, 2018, ''The Simpsons'' surpassed ''Gunsmoke'' (which produced 635 episodes between 1955 and 1975) for the most episodes of a scripted primetime American TV series;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.tvguide.com/news/the-simpsons-renewed-season-29-season-30-most-scripted-tv-episodes-ever-record/ The Simpsons Will Break the Record for Most Scripted TV Episodes, Ever] at TV Guide.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; this episode was landmarked in the opening sequence with a parody of the ''Gunsmoke'' opening credits, which featured Maggie Simpson facing Marshall Matt Dillon in a gunfight in the streets of Dodge City.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ODTAhD8rOo Gunsmoke Opening Parody | THE SIMPSONS] at YouTube&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Iran]], [[China]] and [[Venezuela]], ''The Simpsons'' is banned by the regimes in those countries.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7338131.stm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/iran-simpsons-ban-idUSL5E8D61X320120206&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although the show was among the most controversial of its day, it now pales in comparison to Family Guy and South Park, to name a few. Whether this is a good or bad thing depends on your point of view, but for your average Conservapedia reader, it would be bad. The show is considered to have a considerable Democratic bias.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Family==&lt;br /&gt;
The show revolves around the fictional Simpson family. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Homer Jay Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
The overweight, balding father of the family. Homer &amp;quot;works&amp;quot; as a safety inspector in the local nuclear power plant, where he usually sleeps, which gets him into trouble with his boss, Mr. Burns. However, many episodes have shown him performing a wide range of other jobs.  Homer enjoys a diet mostly centered around donuts and &amp;quot;Duff&amp;quot; beer. Homer is by choice quite lazy, but does get pushed into occasionally performing heroic acts for his family.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Marjorie &amp;quot;Marge&amp;quot; Bouvier Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Marge is the mother of the family. Instantly recognizable thanks to her unfeasibly large blue beehive hairdo, Marge provides the foundation for the family. Her relationship with Homer is portrayed as a loving one, but frequently exasperating due mostly to Homer's buffoonery. Marge is in many respects the prototypical suburban American mother, as she stays at home and takes care of the family while Homer works.  On a few occasions Marge has gotten a job, which has sometimes met with horrible results, but sometimes with more pleasant ones.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bartholomew &amp;quot;Bart&amp;quot; Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Their son Bart, the eldest child, is a troublemaker and self-proclaimed underachiever. Bart has a mixed relationship with his father. While sometimes harboring a very close relationship with his father, Bart's opinion of Homer is all over the radar, ranging from very affectionate love to deep frustration.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lisa Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
The older daughter. Lisak is mostly concerned with being a good student, protecting the environment (although she is involved in activism with other [[liberal]] causes at different points in the show's history, such as [[recycling]]), and playing the [[saxophone]]. Her high intelligence relative to the rest of her family often makes her feel isolated.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Margaret &amp;quot;Maggie&amp;quot; Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
A baby who hardly ever talks, instead sucking her [[pacifier]] twice. On a couple of occasions she has proven to have exceptionally high intelligence.  For example, when her pacifier was taken away during a trip to a daycare center, she staged an elaborate plot to get it back.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Extended Simpson Family==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Abe Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Homer's dad. Is quite cankerous and acerbic. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
===Krusty the Clown===&lt;br /&gt;
A local clown with his own television show, who is one of the most famous residents of Springfield. Bart idolizes him. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Chief Wiggum===&lt;br /&gt;
Springfield's police chief, whose performance is quite poor.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ralph Wiggum===&lt;br /&gt;
Chief Wiggum's son, who is displays bizzare unexplainable behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
===Moe===&lt;br /&gt;
The proprietor of Moe's Tavern, Springfield's bar, and a friend of Homer.&lt;br /&gt;
==Episodes==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, there are 639 episodes in 29 seasons.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Conservative Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Crepes of Wrath'': Lisa discusses with Adil, an [[Albania]]n Communist spy. Adil wants to know: &amp;quot;How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control 95 percent of the wealth?&amp;quot;, whereupon Lisa answers: &amp;quot;I'm defending a country where people can think, and act, and worship any way they want!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington'': Lisa becomes a [[Patriotism|Patriot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Gets an &amp;quot;F&amp;quot;'': Bart prays to [[God]] to pass a school test.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment'': Lisa is concerned about her father, who breaks the Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not steal.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer the Heretic'': Homer quits going to church and is chastized for it by God in a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Duffless'': Homer fights [[Alcoholism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Sells His Soul'': Bart recognizes the existence of the [[soul]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer Loves Flanders'': Ned Flanders and his Bible group help Stan Taylor overcome his sexual addiction. &lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart's Comet'': Contains a humorous condemnation towards liberal attempts to withdraw funds from defense and place them into healthcare at the beginning of the episode, as two fighter craft, shortly after Groundskeeper Willie's failed attempt at shooting down a defaced weather balloon down the sky, attempts to find out who was firing at them, and misidentifies him as an Iraqi fighter jet and has Sidewinder missiles shoot themselves down, with one of the pilots then pinning the blame on their shooting themselves down on faulty equipment due to funding for the military being cut in favor of healthcare, and the other pilot begging for him to give it a chance only for their parachutes to fail, and then proceeding to fight in the desert.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Trouble With Trillions'': Ned Flanders makes an Conservative quote about the [[Nanny state]]. His son asks: &amp;quot;Daddy, what do taxes pay for?&amp;quot;, whereupon his father answers: &amp;quot;Why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine- and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em.&amp;quot;. Also depicts Fidel Castro and Communist Cuba in a negative light, as he was shown taking the trillion dollar bill from Mr. Burns in a very underhanded manner via distraction and deceit, and Castro also admitting that their system simply does not work (as well as deeply considering renouncing it). Also has a mocking of homosexuality, as immediately beforehand, he admitted he liked that America had &amp;quot;a street named after [Castro]&amp;quot; only to react with shock at who occupied it (a reference to The Castro, a notorious homosexual neighborhood in [[San Francisco]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*''Simpsons Bible Stories'': The Simpsons dream Bible Stories (although it partially mocks the Bible Characters).&lt;br /&gt;
*''Alone Again, Natura-diddily'': Ned Flanders keeps his faith in God, even after his wife Maude died. &lt;br /&gt;
*''Weekend at Burnsie's'': Marge is worried about Homer's [[Medical marijuana|drug use]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Father, The Son, and the Holy Guest Star'': Bart and Homer convert to Catholicism.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Treehouse of Horror XIII'': Springfield becomes a [[Gun-free zone]] thanks to Lisa's anti-gun activism. As a result of it, Springfield gets terrorized by Wild West outlaws and [[Kaiser Wilhelm II]], who have all risen from the dead. Homer gets back into the past to prevent [[Gun control]] and defeat the villains in the present.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Pray Anything'': Homer starts to pray, but later he sues the church. He gets punished by a weather disaster.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Tis the Fifteenth Season'': Homer wants to become a good Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays'': Marge fights an Anti-family campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Simpsons Movie'': Environmentalist [[EPA]] wants to destroy Springfield.&lt;br /&gt;
*''That '90s Show'': Marge is romanticized by her radical feminist/elitist Anti-American university professor, which leads Homer (who's paying for her tuition) into a deep depression and leads him to become a grunge rock star (parody of Kurt Cobain). Marge later learns the error of her ways and abandons her professor and returns to Homer, who Marge thinks has become a drug addict, only to learn he actually became a diabetic, which she helps him to recover from. There's also a condemnation against Bill Clinton, as Homer and Marge (while the former is recovering at the hospital) end up speaking badly about Bill Clinton.&lt;br /&gt;
*''I Married Marge'': Was pro-family values, as after accidentally getting Marge pregnant, Homer proceeded to make every effort to provide for his family, including marrying Marge and proposing to her on his own volition, and when Marge was about to go into labor, he immediately attempts to head over to the hospital to watch her deliver the baby.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa's First Word'': Like above, it was pro-family values, as after Lisa was conceived, Homer, like before, made several efforts to better his family and provide for his then-upcoming daughter, even moving to a bigger house with his father's help.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Million Dollar Abie'': Has a condemnation of anti-life concepts such as assisted suicide, to the extent that Chief Wiggum arrested Dr. Erogan the very second the voters explicitly overturned Springfield's assisted suicide law.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Liberal Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish'': Supports Environmentalism and criticizes nuclear power. Also, the title of the episode was a reference to [[Lyndon B. Johnson]]'s talking point for his infamous [[Great Society]] social welfare programs.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy'': Lisa, after getting a talking Malibu Stacy doll and getting outraged by some of her statements (a reference to the &amp;quot;Math Class is Tough&amp;quot; talking Teen Barbie doll controversy), makes a pro-feminist crusade against the company and eventually creates a Lisa Lionheart doll that pushes the agenda, with the doll's cited inspirations being &amp;quot;the wisdom of [[Gertrude Stein]], the wit of [[Cathy Guisewite]], the tenacity of [[Nina Totenberg]], the common sense of [[Elizabeth Cady Stanton]], and the down-to-earth good looks of [[Eleanor Roosevelt]].&amp;quot; It's also implied that she forced her family to do other left-wing causes she adopted such as making them march in a &amp;quot;gay pride&amp;quot; parade and boycott Fox News over owning a Syrian Chemical Weapons Plant. There was also a brief exchange that implied that Marge had been unknowingly brainwashed by Malibu Stacy as a child. In addition, Stacey Lovell, the doll's creator and her ally, is implied to have committed treason against the United States during the Vietnam War by funneling funds to the Viet Cong and is treated positively for it. There was also a brief homosexual joke with Smithers, and Abe's complaint about how &amp;quot;the president is a Demmycrat&amp;quot; (presumably a reference to [[Bill Clinton]], who was the president at the time the episode aired) is mocked due to it being from a list of complaints that drove the family to flee from him as soon as they got back to the house.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Sideshow Bob Roberts'': Takes jabs at the [[Republican Party]] as attempted murderer Sideshow Bob becomes a Republican mayor (although that being said, there was also some jabs at the [[Democrat Party]] in the form of Mayor Quimby, himself a parody of [[John F. Kennedy]]), there's also right-wing talk show host named Birch Barlow (parody of [[Rush Limbaugh]]) who defends him whether it's right or wrong. Later in the episode, in a similar manner to the [[Watergate Scandal]], it was revealed that Bob committed voter fraud. The episode had been written as a result of the Republican Revolution of 1994.  &lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer's Phobia'': Homer criticizes the practice of homosexuality, but in the end he changes his mind. There's also a slight jab at hunting in the episode as well, as Bart, when Homer attempted to have him partake in the activity in an attempt to make him more &amp;quot;manly&amp;quot;, referred to the activity as &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Old Man and the Lisa'': Promotes [[Environmentalism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mother Simpson'': Treats the [[hippie]] movement and the decadence of the late-1960s in a positive and sympathetic manner relating to the titular character, Mona Simpson.&lt;br /&gt;
*''D'oh-in' in the Wind'': Again, promotes the hippie movement in a positive manner.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Smart and Smarter'': When Maggie gets a high score on an IQ test, Philippa says &amp;quot;That's amazing for a Christian!&amp;quot;; implying that most Christians are dumb. &lt;br /&gt;
*''There's Something About Marrying'': Marge supports [[same-sex marriage|same-sex &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)'': Mocks and villainizes the United States Army, and even went as far as to condemn Army recruiters and enlistees.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://michellemalkin.com/2006/11/13/the-simpsons-pull-a-john-kerry/ &amp;quot;The Simpsons pull a John Kerry&amp;quot;], [[Michelle Malkin]], November 13, 2006, ''MichelleMalkin.com''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Also has a brief joke referring to the [[Abu Ghraib]] scandal that occurred at the time. It is also to be noted that the mockery and demonization was done to such an extent that even otherwise very liberal publications such as IGN thought the episode went too far in this action and was tasteless instead of genuinely funny.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite web|url=http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/796/796072p1.html |title=The Simpsons: Season 18 Review |accessdate=2007-06-15 |date=2007-06-14 |first=Robert |last=Canning |publisher=IGN.com |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20070622003447/http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/796/796072p1.html |archivedate=June 22, 2007 }}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Monkey Suit'': Promotes [[Evolutionism]] and mocks [[Creationism]] in a similar manner to the Worst Liberal film ''Inherit the Wind'', and to a certain extent the propagandized version of the [[Scopes Monkey Trial]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa the Skeptic'': Reinforces the misconception that science and religion are irreconcilable opposites, and has a scene where Lisa mocks Christians as believing in &amp;quot;imaginary angels&amp;quot; for refusing science, and the Christians organizing a riot against science centers, including, ironically enough, a Christian Science Reading Center. It also has a brief homosexual joke where Smithers, believing the end was near, proceeds to kiss Mr. Burns firmly in the mouth.&lt;br /&gt;
*''You Kent Always Say What You Want'': Kent Brockman says a blasphemous word (the episode never says what word it is), mocks the [[Parents Television Council]] and then has Brockman and Lisa expose the &amp;quot;Fox News conspiracy&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
*''Mypods and Boomsticks'': Promotes [[Islam]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Loan-a Lisa'': Bart makes an atheist statement: &amp;quot;We've already heard stories from thousands of years ago about stuff that didn't happen.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*''Opposites A-Frack'': Against [[Fracking]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A few episodes feature a group of &amp;quot;evil Republicans&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Political Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''Brother from the Same Planet'': Although ambiguous as to whether it's pro-family, the episode does have a condemnation of the Communist Party, as a scene where Bart and his &amp;quot;Bigger Brother&amp;quot; Tom from the Bigger Brother program attend a Baseball Game has a Communist Party recruiter trying to gather recruits at the stadium, only for the audience to unanimously jeer him and pelt him with tomatoes (hence why that day was called &amp;quot;tomato day&amp;quot;), with the recruiter also implying that there was a &amp;quot;dart day&amp;quot; that has something similar occur, only with darts in place of tomatoes.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Two Bad Neighbors'': Homer becomes an enemy of his new neighbor [[George H.W. Bush]] (RINO). In the end [[Gerald Ford]] (Conservative) is the new neighbor of the Simpsons, who becomes a friend of Homer. The episode had been created largely as a response to some negative criticism towards the show from both George and Barbara Bush (in particular, the former's stump speech stating regarding family values that America needs to be &amp;quot;more like ''the Watsons'' and less like ''the Simpsons''.&amp;quot;). Also has a condemnation towards Ayatollah Khomeini as well as his theocratic Iranian regime, as during a rummage sale at the beginning, Homer and Marge are planning to sell a novelty T-shirt that says &amp;quot;Ayatollah [censored]aholla&amp;quot; with it prominently displaying Khomeini's face on it, with Marge insisting they sell it due to his already being long dead, while Homer insists on keeping it because the shirt technically applies to all the Ayatollahs, citing Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi, and Ayatollah Razmada as examples.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Gets an Elephant'': There are two political conventions that are used as site gags when the titular elephant, Stampy, proceeds to go on a rampage. On the one hand, the Republican Party is demonized with the slogans &amp;quot;We Want what's worst for people&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;We're Just Plain Evil&amp;quot;. But on the other, the Democrat Party Convention didn't fare well, either, with its slogans highlighting their incompetence and contempt for life with the slogans &amp;quot;We hate life and ourselves&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;We Can't Govern&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Treehouse of Horror II'': Lisa's nightmare, an adaptation of the Monkey's Paw, has a subtle condemnation towards anti-Second Amendment beliefs, as after Lisa wishes for [[World Peace]], everyone destroys all of their weapons and guns, and proceed to sing &amp;quot;Kumbaya&amp;quot;, only for Kang and Kodos (two drooling, tentacled, one-eyed aliens who laugh exceedingly) to proceed to invade the planet easily because of it. Bart's nightmare, based on ''The Twilight Zone'''s &amp;quot;It's a Good Life&amp;quot;, however, has a slight anti-family message, due to the nightmare being Bart releasing Homer from his psychic-induced curse by bonding with him.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badassssss Song'': On the one hand, it gives a brief condemnation of the Public School System, as Superintendent Chalmers briefly mentions that the school system will collapse at a quick rate and suggests they let it ride out. On the other hand, it promotes the [[separation of church and state]] as the reason Chalmers has Skinner get his job as principal back was solely because his replacement, Ned Flanders, introduced prayer into school, and it also briefly implies that Flanders' Christian ideals are what led to the school becoming dysfunctional.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Much Apu About Nothing'': Homer is initially against immigration of [[Illegal aliens]] before deciding to support it, with any criticism against illegal immigration being depicted in a negative light. On the other hand, it also depicts the naturalization process to become a legal immigrant to the United States, as Apu decides to undergo the naturalization program to become a US Citizen, and showcases it in a positive light. It also depicts encroaching government in a negative light due to the whole illegal immigration criticisms in the episode being due to Mayor Quimby blaming the tax increases on illegal immigrants when in reality it was the result of his own policies, with Lisa asking why they do that.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mountain of Madness'': The episode has a somewhat positive depiction of work ethics, as Mr. Burns had organized a team building exercise after a disastrous fire drill demonstration, and it portrays the Nazis in a negative light via Mr. Burns's cabin-fever induced hallucination. On the other hand, Homer's cabin-fever induced hallucination of &amp;quot;political powers&amp;quot; to oppose Mr. Burns' Nazi army lumps conservatives Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt alongside leftists such as Communist dictator Mao Zedong.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Cartridge Family'': Homer becomes a gun owner. It is controversial, whether this episode is pro-[[Gun Control]] or anti-gun control. The writer of this episode is John Swartzwelder, who is a Second Amendment supporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*''New Kids on the Blecch'': Mocks and villainizes the United States Navy by implicating them in a conspiracy of using boy bands to brainwash children into joining the Navy. On the other hand, it also mocks John Lennon's anti-war song &amp;quot;Give Peace a Chance&amp;quot; at one point, and it does accurately depict the Hippie movement as anti-American.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Coming to Homerica'': Another Pro-[[Illegal immigration]]-episode (as well as having a very poor metaphor for illegal immigration, not to mention immigration as a whole, largely because the town that moved to Springfield, Ogdenville, was also within American borders like Springfield was). On the other hand, the episode also mocks environmentalist elements, as the main reason why Ogdenville moved to Springfield was because they made a Mother Nature burger which had been touted as being environmentally friendly, only for the populace to suffer from a massive food poisoning outbreak due to the barley being contaminated by rats.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart-Mangled Banner'': The Simpsons get arrested for criticizing government. They leave America, but go back, because of homesickness.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Little Big Girl'': Bart willingly tries to marry Darcy to provide the child with a father figure after discovering she had been impregnated by a Norwegian exchange student.&lt;br /&gt;
*''E. Pluribus Wiggum'': When Springfield becomes the site of the first presidential primary, the townspeople plan to support their own write-in candidate: Ralph Wiggum.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Themes==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MrBurnsExcellent.gif|thumb|The character ''Mr. Burns'']]&lt;br /&gt;
While The Simpsons has many [[liberal]] themes, the basis and morals of the show often portray family centered values in a warped sort of way and many episodes have a strong [[church]] focus. The show also has many episodes which focus on politics. The writers of the show come from both liberal and conservative backgrounds, and this is reflected through the portrayal of American politics on the show. The Springfield [[Republican Party]] is headed by the villainous Mr. Burns and meets in an old castle. Twice they have put forward candidates for elections: Burns himself ran for governor of the anonymous state Springfield is in, though he eventually lost; while in a later episode Sideshow Bob, though twice convicted for attempted murder, becomes Mayor of Springfield. He is removed from office when it is discovered that he personally and secretly committed large scale voting fraud. Meanwhile, the Springfield Democrat Party is led by Mayor &amp;quot;Diamond&amp;quot; Joe Quimby, who is portrayed as a promiscuous, pot-smoking, unfaithful and corrupt politician, once admitting openly that he murdered his opponents. Quimby and his family are clearly modeled on the Kennedy family, as Mayor Quimby's voice is identical to the one used when imitating [[John F. Kennedy]] on the show. Lisa Simpson was an ardent opponent of President [[Donald Trump]] and attempted to sway her father's vote (albeit in a dream), and the show itself went into a scroll of an extensive list of alleged transgressions, failures, and scandals of the Administration; the episode aired shortly before the Nov 3 2020 Presidential election, and no doubt that thousands of first time eligible voters were among those watching the broadcast. Justin Trudeau makes an appearance on the show, which is less than flattering, even including SNC Lavalan Scandal, which ought to be recognized as the Canadian version of the Watergate Scandal.&lt;br /&gt;
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Public Education is satirized in the form of Springfield Elementary, which is portrayed as often taking extreme cost cutting measures at the expense of the children's education. When Bart gets Principal Skinner fired, Ned Flanders takes over as school principal and, as a result of his leniency towards trouble makers, the students run wild. In an attempt to get Skinner his job back, Bart takes Superintendent Chalmers to inspect the school. Despite the chaos he witnesses, Chalmers decides to let Ned remain Principal saying: &amp;quot;...the way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months.  I say, lay back and enjoy it!  It's a hell of a toboggan ride&amp;quot;. However, when he discovers that Flanders has brought prayer into the school, he fires him on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
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The show's portrayal of religion and [[Christianity]] in particular is often given in the form of Ned Flanders, the Simpsons' next door neighbor. A devout Christian, Ned is sometimes overbearing in his faith, but he is consistently shown to be compassionate and decent. In the series' first few seasons Ned was generally loathed by Homer for the perceived (and often real) superiority of Ned's quality of life. Later episodes have shown the two to be quite close at times, with more than a few featuring mutual adventures. Ned's reception among Christians has generally been positive due to his strong faith in God, even when faced with obstacles such as a failure of his business, The Leftorium, a hurricane destroying his house and most tragically, the death of his wife Maude.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2001/february5/1.28.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Well-known atheist [[Richard Dawkins]] had an appearance at ''The Simpsons'' as [[Satan|the Devil]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.christianpost.com/news/richard-dawkins-appears-as-the-devil-on-the-simpsons-91641/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The series has crossed over with the animated show [[Rick and Morty]], where Rick expresses great admiration for the simpsons after Morty accidently kills the family while piloting the pair's spaceship. The pair manage to repair the situation, but Rick's poor sterilization habits come back to bite him.... &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Controversy==&lt;br /&gt;
During the early years of the show Bart Simpson was criticized for being a poor role model for children. The Simpsons have used their talents as pitchmen to promote unhealthy snack food products such as Butterfingers and Whoppers, which is often seen by young viewers. Though ''The Simpsons'' is considerably less atheistic than other Fox shows such as ''[[Family Guy]]'', recently it has become quite controversial. Ironically, Marge Simpson, arguably the most wholesome character on the show, has been a highly controversial character, as she appeared on the cover and as a centerfold of ''[[Playboy]]'', a pornographic magazine.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 2009 Halloween Special, &amp;quot;Treehouse of Horror XX,&amp;quot; the writers of the show took a jab at the Eucharist. In one story in this episode, the people of Springfield were zombified and Bart's DNA was a cure. When the Simpsons escaped Springfield, other survivors wanted to eat him, but Marge screams:&lt;br /&gt;
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::“What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?”&lt;br /&gt;
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Catholic League President Bill Donahue criticized the writers for this line.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/faith/2009/10/catholic_league_simpsons_donoh.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Some Christian family groups such as the [[Parents Television Council]] criticized the episodes ''There's Something About Marrying'' of supporting same-sex &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4285287.stm Simpsons' gay character is Patty - BBC]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; One episode of the Treehouse of Horror had to move timeslots in New Zealand under the orders of the official censor for fears of its violent content impacting child viewers. The show has also dramatically expanded the market for adult animation, inspiring many much more vulgar programs; there is now an entire channel dedicated to such programs, [[Adult Swim]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Drinking Game==&lt;br /&gt;
Whenever one of the characters takes a drink, you take a drink&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://thesimpsons.com/ The official ''Simpsons'' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/ ''The Simpsons''] at IMDb&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_15996/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=q38A4cHB Vatican gives its approval of the Simpsons]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''''The Economist''''' is a weekly [[British]] news magazine which generally promotes [[free market]]s, personal [[liberty]] and [[human rights]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Although the columnists usually write (anonymously) from a [[centrist]] stance, the readership is generally very [[left-wing]].  The Economist endorsed the moderate-left [[Liberal Democrats]] in the UK General Election of 2017 and often writes against [[Donald Trump]] and in favor of [[evolutionism]]. The magazine has not endorsed a Republican for president since 2000. The magazine takes [[open borders]] positions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Huennekens, Preston (March 4, 2019). [https://cis.org/Huennekens/Response-Diversity-and-Its-Discontents A Response to 'Diversity and Its Discontents']. ''Center for Immigration Studies''. Retrieved March 8, 2019.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==CCP propaganda war==&lt;br /&gt;
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''The Washington Freebeacon'' has reported that ''The Economist'' is running Chinese propaganda from an outlet that is violating U.S. law to spread the message that Chinese president [[Xi Jinping]] has done a masterful job handling the [[coronavirus pandemic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[propaganda]] advertorials, which are ads designed to look like news stories, come from the ''Beijing Review'', an entity backed by the [[Chinese Communist Party]]. The outlet has never registered with the [[Department of Justice]] as required by the [[Foreign Agents Registration Act]] (FARA) and does not include a legally required disclaimer that the ad is being pushed by a foreign nation.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|&amp;quot;President Xi [Jinping] leads the battle against [[COVID-19]] outbreak toward victory,&amp;quot; an advertorial published in the March 21 [2020] edition of the ''Economist'' reads. &amp;quot;[[China]] has rolled out ‘probably the most ambitious, agile, and aggressive disease containment effort in history.'&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freebeacon.com/media/economist-runs-chinese-coronavirus-propaganda-disguised-as-news/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* [https://www.economist.com/ Official website]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''' (D&amp;amp;amp;D or DnD) is a [[role-playing]] game with a medieval theme featuring [[myth]]ical creatures such as [[elf|elves]], [[dwarf (mythology)|dwarves]], [[orc]]s, a pantheon of gods, and [[dragon]]s, but also semi-fictionalized [[demons]]. Players take the role of characters who solve a series of heroic adventures or quests. Though argued to be a harmless game, it has attracted a variety of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players typically do not compete against one another; rather, the players cooperate to achieve goals and objectives while a referee, in this case called the ''dungeon master'' (DM) or ''game master'' (GM), interprets rules and adjudicates the success or failure of the players' efforts. PVP play is usually frowned upon.&lt;br /&gt;
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The game was first published in 1974 by Tactical Studies Rules (TSR). Most of those rules and many of the subsequent rules were authored by [[Gary Gygax]]. There are some who claim that [[Dave Arneson]] was the actual &amp;quot;inventor&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D, but this claim is disputed, not least by the fact that many references were authored by Gygax.  After its original publisher TSR, Inc., went bankrupt, the game was sold to [[Wizards of the Coast]], which later became a division of Hasbro.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Wizards of the Coast's [http://www.wizards.com/dnd D&amp;amp;amp;D site]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late 1970s, the game's popularity exploded, particularly on college campuses. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' spawned countless variations and permutations, but during the earliest days of the game's growth, there were accusations that the game contributed to Satanic worship, teen suicide and general moral depravity.  These criticisms have been repeatedly addressed by the game's creators and defenders.&lt;br /&gt;
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The 5th Edition of the game is the most recent, released in 2014.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Game play==&lt;br /&gt;
''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is a free-form game in which a referee (the Dungeon Master) describes a situational problem to the players and then the players reply with any imaginable response. The exploits of players can occur in any fantasy setting but at some point the adventure often occurs in a ''dungeon'' or subterranean locale not unlike ''[[Khazad-dûm|Moria]]'' in [[Tolkien]]'s ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players' characters can gain more powers and abilities from earning ''experience points'' for completing various tasks (e.g. solving puzzles, killing enemies) during adventures.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Alignment System===&lt;br /&gt;
Because D&amp;amp;D players can basically &amp;quot;do&amp;quot; anything there are moral implications to the choices players make. To provide a frame of reference and to help the game make sense, Gygax devised an alignment system. All characters (and monsters) are required to have an ''alignment'' and they must adhere to the beliefs of that alignment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Morality is divided into &amp;quot;Good,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Evil&amp;quot; while ethics are divided into &amp;quot;Lawful,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Chaotic.&amp;quot; By combining these two frameworks, we arrive at the nine alignments: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, true neutral (&amp;quot;neutral neutral&amp;quot;), chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, or chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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These alignments help players and referees roleplay characters and monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the original versions of the game, only the &amp;quot;ethical&amp;quot; (Law/Chaos) axis of morality was present.  The &amp;quot;moral&amp;quot; (good/evil) axis was added in later editions.  4th Edition removes the axis concept, resulting in the alignments lawful good, good, unaligned, evil, and chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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The ability of players to play evil characters has been among the criticisms against the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Components of a Character===&lt;br /&gt;
A character is described in detail on a &amp;quot;character sheet&amp;quot; where the player records important facts about the character. This includes the character's &amp;quot;race&amp;quot;, vocation, unique skills, and numerical ratings of the character's attributes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In this case, &amp;quot;race&amp;quot; refers to a race from fantasy such as an elf, dwarf, gnome or halfling—effectively used as an archaic term for &amp;quot;species&amp;quot;. The races which are allowed in the game vary from DM to DM according to the tastes of players and the setting that the DM has devised. The vocation or &amp;quot;class&amp;quot; of the character refers to the fantasy archetype the player wishes to play, e.g. wizard, barbarian, rogue, cleric, etc. The selection of race and class will impact skills and attributes which are available to the character as well as the strengths and weaknesses the character. &lt;br /&gt;
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===The Magic System ===&lt;br /&gt;
The magic system used in Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons is based very loosely on the writing of fantasy and science fiction author [[Jack Vance]]. Magic using characters must memorize their spells and a spell leaves the wizard's memory upon being cast. Novices and those who have never played the game should note that in this case, the player doesn't actually memorize anything. The &amp;quot;memorization&amp;quot; is really just a mechanic to help limit the number of spells a player can use per gaming episode. The 4th Edition makes significant changes to the system, basing most abilities on &amp;quot;per encounter&amp;quot; uses (as in, how many times per battle or event an ability can be used).&lt;br /&gt;
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The depiction of the use of magic is another point of contention among those who criticize the game. Magic in fiction promotes magical thinking, which can lead people to believe that ObamaCare works, the &amp;quot;theories&amp;quot; of evolution, relativity or quantum mechanics, or social justice ideology.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Combat System ===&lt;br /&gt;
To determine the outcome of man-to-man combat, players roll dice to determine if an attack &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot; and then if the attack hits how much damage the attack does. Damage reduces the defender's &amp;quot;hit points.&amp;quot; When a combatant's hit points are depleted, that combatant is &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; or incapacitated.  This combat system was developed from a ship-to-ship naval combat game that Gygax adapted to describe medieval man-to-man combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Development==&lt;br /&gt;
The origins of D&amp;amp;D are found in a prior generation of [[miniatures games]] such as [[H.G. Wells]]' [[Little Wars]]. ''Little Wars'' is a set of rules which describe how to play a game with toy soldiers. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wells' rules were themselves based upon earlier games which were primarily played by nobility and royals to teach warfare strategy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=6040&amp;amp;pageno=2 Foreword to Little Wars by ''H.G. Wells''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the publication of ''Little Wars'', H.G. Wells hoped to bring a game previously known only to kings to the common man. Because tin soldiers do not bleed and do not leave widows, it was Wells hope that men could settle differences by little wars rather than real wars. &lt;br /&gt;
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Miniature gaming such as ''Little Wars'' was nearly unknown in America, although there were pockets of hobbyists such as &amp;quot;International Federation of Gamers&amp;quot;, a tiny group near Milwaukee Wisconsin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Gary Gygax]] and [[Dave Arneson]] were members of that gaming group. It can rightly be said that Gygax and Arneson are the fathers of modern role-playing games, but the contributions of other local gamers are muddied into this mix as well.   &lt;br /&gt;
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===Gygax &amp;amp; Arneson===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1969, Gary Gygax adapted rules meant to govern wooden ship combat into a medieval combat game which was published by Guidon Games under the name ''Chainmail''. The game was very popular locally and grew organically over the next few years.  At the same time, ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' was gaining mass appeal in the United States. This inspired players to incorporate elements of fantasy into their wargames.&lt;br /&gt;
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By 1970, Dave Arneson adapted these and other club rules into something generally referred to as ''the fantasy game''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ''The fantasy game'' had several key innovations --- many of which were of Arneson's devising. In previous wargames, players generally led an army of toy soldiers. But in ''the fantasy game'', each player had only one soldier, described as a ''character'' or ''player character''. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further the game evolved to include the concept that at the next game session would pick up where the last game session ended.  Another evolutionary concept was the idea of a referee or game master. The referee, often played by Arneson or Gygax, had the job of making final judgments and augmenting the rules as necessary to keep the game going.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/rpg2.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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As few records were kept at the time, there is some question as to who exactly designed what in ''the fantasy game'' with Gygax and Arneson at times jointly and separately claiming to have &amp;quot;invented the game&amp;quot;. Arneson's chief claims rest on his evolution of certain key concepts that would constitute all role-playing games to follow.  Gygax's claim rests upon the fact that most of the early reference works were authored by Gygax.&lt;br /&gt;
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===OD&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1972, Gary Gygax and others formed a partnership called Tactical Studies Rules and in 1974 Tactical Studies Rules published Gary Gygax' version of &amp;quot;the Fantasy Game&amp;quot;, later named ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp#&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of the game --- often called ''Original Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', ''Old Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or ''OD&amp;amp;D'' --- was printed in staple-bound paperback form from folded sheets of 8.5 x 11 paper and sold as a boxed set. &lt;br /&gt;
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By many accounts, ''OD&amp;amp;D'' was a clunky game, sparse on rules, but in this game one would find all the elements of a modern role-playing game: player characters, a game master, serial adventures, and the opportunity for character growth.  Several print runs of this version sold out quickly and went on to exceed the expectations of everyone involved.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the tremendous success of the D&amp;amp;D paperbacks, Tactical Studies Rules reorganized with partners Gary Gygax, Don Kaye and Brian Blume under the name TSR Hobbies Inc. In 1975, TSR Hobbies published OD&amp;amp;D supplements, Gygax's ''[[Greyhawk]]'' and Arneson's ''[[Blackmoor]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/greyhawk.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/blackmoor.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' began to be noticed by American culture at about the same time the company released ''Eldritch Wizardry'' and ''God, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes''.  The cover of ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured an nude dress female strewn over an altar.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.deigames.com/eldwiz2.JPG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  ''Gods, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes'' was a mythological reference with gods and heroes from the legends and lore of Greeks, Egyptians, Indians, Norse and more.  Many of these mythological gods are considered creatures of human invention, but some are now considered demons by the Christian Church.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the game was gaining popularity, the works served as a lightning rod for criticism. Although some of the art in these and later editions would violate the [[Comics Code]], the publishers at TSR failed to appreciate the danger of ignoring these rules. Some of TSR's management believed that D&amp;amp;D was marketed toward adult males, not teens and preteens, and thus the Comics Code did not apply.  It soon became evident that D&amp;amp;D's popularity reached beyond college-age males.&lt;br /&gt;
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===First Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1977, TSR Hobbies published the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Basic Set, a boxed set containing revised and abbreviated rules for easier introduction to the game.  This was followed in 1978 by the publication of the &amp;quot;core rule books&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D: the ''Players Handbook'', the ''Dungeon Masters Guide'' and the ''Monster Manual''. (Later editions of this game would follow this pattern.)  Taken as a whole with several other reference books this version of the game is alternatively referred to as Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, AD&amp;amp;D, 1E, 1ED&amp;amp;D. This version of the game revised and organized the notes from OD&amp;amp;D into a single playable whole in hardback books.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the art found in the books is hardly obscene and does not approach what is found regularly in American culture today, there were a handful of depictions that did not meet the Comics Code. For example, a [[harpy]], a creature from Greek mythology, that is half-woman half-vulture was depicted with nipples revealed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Monster Manual'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1978&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; And a mermaid was depicted topless with her hair covering parts of the chest.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Dungeon Masters Guide'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1979&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally the game had references to many demons and devils (intended as adversaries). Also the game had a polytheist mythos with some players playing the part of clerics, or priests, of these imaginary or mythical gods.  (See backlash below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1983, TSR Hobbies changed its name to TSR, Inc. For the next several years, TSR, Inc. released supplements and adventures for AD&amp;amp;D, along with reprints of the AD&amp;amp;D core books.  Typical adventure supplements sold 10,000 to 100,000 units, while each print run of the AD&amp;amp;D core rules sold 40,000 copies.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.acaeum.com/library/printrun.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While the company continue to sell respectable amounts of product, internal disorganization, in-fighting and corporate inefficiencies limited profitability. After a bitter fight with partners, Gygax was forced from the board of directors and eventually left the company.  With Arneson gone since First Edition, the game was now in the hands of a second generation.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1989, TSR Inc. released Second Edition Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons.  This version of the game was largely a rewrite of the previous edition that was nearly fully compatible with First Edition AD&amp;amp;D.  The game was largely sanitized and edited, but not so much reborne. For example, the art of Second Edition achieved a more professional standard. The art did not violate the Comics Code. Second Edition removed all references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; gods, devils and demons and inserted divas and angelic creatures.&lt;br /&gt;
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Under the umbrella of Second Edition D&amp;amp;D, TSR, Inc. released some of its most enduring and popular titles. Ravenloft, Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance were all second edition products. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Third Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1997, TSR, Inc. was purchased by [[Wizards of the Coast]].  (Wizards is often called WotC, and this acronym is pronounced ''what-see''.) Wizards (eventually acquired by Hasbro) continued to improve the art and graphics of D&amp;amp;D and in 2000 released ''Third Edition Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' to supplant second edition.  While preserving the concepts of RPGing and many of the archetypes of AD&amp;amp;D, Third Edition (3E) would do what Second Edition had not. &lt;br /&gt;
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Third Edition rewrote many of the basic constructs of the game in an effort to &amp;quot;modernize&amp;quot; the game and streamline some of D&amp;amp;D's clumsiest and clunkiest mechanics.  Third Edition rules and supplements broke from the tradition of improving an existing system. Rather third edition replaced the previous system with &amp;quot;new and better&amp;quot; mechanics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the time of the release of Third Edition, most of the controversy associated with D&amp;amp;D had dissipated as secular culture had digressed far beyond anything found in previous D&amp;amp;D.  With little controversy or fanfare, D&amp;amp;D reintroduced demons and many of the darker concepts of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Now based in Seattle Washington, rather than Lake Geneva Wisconsin, the editors at WotC seem to exhibit the cultural norms found in Seattle rather than the heartlands. For example, rather than using the pronoun ''he'' in non-gender specific rules, Third Edition D&amp;amp;D bypasses the clumsy but [[political correctness|politically correct]] construct ''he/she'', and describes rules based on hypothetical characters.  For example, the 3rd Edition &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; paladin was a woman named Alhandra, so the rules text describing the paladin's abilities used &amp;quot;she&amp;quot;; 3rd Edition's &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; cleric was a man named Jozan, so the rules text describing the cleric's abilities used &amp;quot;he&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The D&amp;amp;D ethos traditionally favored ''good'' characters, but Third Edition seems to subscribe to a &amp;quot;balanced&amp;quot; view as the idea.  For example, many of the more evil creatures in Dungeons and Dragons prey on each other as much as on good people (the iconic example being lawful evil devils and chaotic evil demons); some of the text in the game indicates that they should be left to do this, rather than someone trying to destroy one or the other and uniting them, however briefly, in a struggle against the interloper. This is a troubling symptom of our cultural drift from conservative values but not the cause of that drift. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Fourth Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
With much fanfare, the Fourth Edition of the game was recently announced. Coveting the tremendous revenue of miniatures games like [[Games Workshop]]'s ''[[Warhammer]]'', Fourth Edition is compatible with the new D&amp;amp;D Miniatures game. Fourth Edition also uses many of the conventions wildly accepted in online computer games following widely successful games like Blizzard's [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Diablo]].  The game makes several other adjustments; see above for some such changes.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fifth Edition==&lt;br /&gt;
In an attempt to revitalize sales, Wizards of the Coast announced a new edition of the game in 2012 that have extended play testing before release. The first core rule book, the Player's Handbook, was released in June 2014 in time for Dungeons and Dragons 40th anniversary. The game has elements of all of the previous editions, and has more clear rules for beginning players. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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There is now a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG) known as ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Online: Stormreach'' which takes place in the ''Eberron'' campaign setting.  Online and computer games are similar to D&amp;amp;D in many respects, but the play of these games is entirely different. D&amp;amp;D is characterized by a human referee and complete freedom of action. Without these key components, the game is a mere shadow of D&amp;amp;D.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Summary===&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is nothing more or less than a formalized game of pretend, similar to imaginary adventures that children everywhere play. But, the simplicity of this concept was not immediately evident to players of  ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or the public at large. Although D&amp;amp;D has a fantasy theme and many rules for resolving actions, ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is at its core a game of pretend like &amp;quot;cops and robbers&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;cowboys and Indians&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Concerns and Criticisms==&lt;br /&gt;
In the late seventies and early eighties, the sudden popularity of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' resulted in a cultural and religious backlash against perceived dangers from the game. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' was linked to the occult, witchcraft &amp;amp; demonology. Additionally there was some criticism about the art depicted in the earliest versions of the game. Much of this criticism came from the natural tendency of people to fear the unknown and to fear new ideas, but some of this criticism was valid and affected later versions of what was published under the name ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Demons and Devils===&lt;br /&gt;
In D&amp;amp;D, player characters (the player's in game persona) are constantly gaining strength and power. Therefore, they are forever seeking more powerful adversaries and more difficult challenges.  For example, at the start of a campaign player characters may be doing battle with creatures short of stature with significant disadvantages (low intelligence, fear of sunlight) such as goblins or kobolds. But as the player character's power increases, so to increases the deadliness of their opponents. In the search for ever more powerful opponents game designers eventually developed attributes for demons and devils.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The publishers of the game had imagined that they would sell a few hundred copies to college-aged males and never imagined that the game would experience explosive popularity, especially among teens as young as thirteen. Therefore, no thought or planning was invested into the potential impact of defining the powers and abilities of demons and devils. To the game's designers and players, killing a demon (in game) was no more controversial than killing a bishop in a game of chess.  &lt;br /&gt;
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But to bystanders the very inclusion of demons and devils was enough to cast suspicion upon the entire game—particularly since the game's much-touted freedom might allow a character to side with them. Additionally, the inclusion of demons and devils in the game raised other questions, such as why there are no angels in the game.  There were no angels in the earliest editions of the game, because there was no reason to have an angel in the role of a ''monster''. (See terminology above.) By late First Edition and early Second Edition, the game included and defined [[angels]], devas and other highly powerful creatures of good; sometimes these were presented as allies for good characters, sometimes enemies for evil ones. This led to the criticism that religious icons were being disrespected by inclusion in the reference works.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In the Second Edition, the publishers tried to sanitize D&amp;amp;D by removing demons and devils, but many players (who enjoyed the challenge of destroying demons) resisted this effort. Later editions removed many references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; demons. Additionally, the terms &amp;quot;devil&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;demon&amp;quot; were replaced with the terms &amp;quot;baatezu&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;tanar'ri&amp;quot;, respectively, and &amp;quot;the Nine Hells&amp;quot; (the outer planar home of devils/baatezu) was renamed &amp;quot;Baator&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, in Third Edition, the game's original terms were readopted and blended—colloquially, for example, creatures from the Nine Hells (also called Baator) were called devils, but the most dominant species of the devils called themselves baatezu. An entire &amp;quot;mature&amp;quot; supplement (though there is no legal restriction on who may buy it, a large sticker is on the cover of most copies, stating it is for mature gamers only), known as the Book of Vile Darkness&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881610000 &amp;quot;Book of Vile Darkness&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was produced to introduce more overtly evil concepts into the game, ostensibly in ways for the DM to make the most horrific enemies possible for their players.  A follow-up, the Book of Exalted Deeds,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/880260000 &amp;quot;Book of Exalted Deeds&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was created as a way for players to explore the philosophy and morality of good, and to make a good alignment more than a line on their character sheet.  (The titles of both books are based on magic items in the game, both of which are extremely useful to a person of the proper alignment.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Fourth Edition Player's Handbook, released in 2008, was the first to contain a &amp;quot;Warlock&amp;quot; class, which allows the player to make a pact with a certain creature to gain power. One option is the &amp;quot;Infernal Pact&amp;quot;, allowing the player to literally make a deal with a devil. &lt;br /&gt;
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===D&amp;amp;D and the Occult===&lt;br /&gt;
The game includes fictional depictions of supernatural abilities called magic, evil monsters called demons and devils, and fictional deities along with their followers. Christians are divided on how this interacts with their faith. A minority of Christians believe that fictional depictions of fantasy elements such as those found in ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia]]'', ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'', ''[[Harry Potter]]'', or ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' are blasphemous, but most Christians see no problem with such fictional works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in the late 1970s the game and others like it came under attack mainly from some fundamentalist Christians as promoting occult and criminal activity. The game's dangers were alleged in the ''Dark Dungeons'' tract by [[Jack Chick]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Jack Chick: [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp &amp;quot;Dark Dungeons&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which portrays D&amp;amp;D players committing suicide when their characters are killed or joining secret witches' covens and learning to cast real magic spells when their characters reach a high enough level.&lt;br /&gt;
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The fact is that ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' designers and players had nothing to do with occult or criminal activity and thirty years later it may be hard to understand how people could confuse D&amp;amp;D with occult activities. In the earliest days of D&amp;amp;D it was easy for an uninformed bystander to draw faulty conclusions based upon a limited knowledge of the game. In its earliest days, OD&amp;amp;D often sold out due to low print runs, leaving bystanders with little access to the rules and little direct knowledge of the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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For example, bystanders knew the game was developing a devoted cult-following. There is an important distinction between a cult-following and a cult itself, but this was lost on some bystanders. As a cult-following, D&amp;amp;D developed an insular fraternity of fans who were plugged into something exciting and new.  Each day the world of D&amp;amp;D expanded and every player everywhere had a hand in the growth of the game. The players were developing their own lexicon and making new and ever expanding rules.  This close bond and strange lexicon was easily misunderstood by those with limited exposure to the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late seventies the game's popularity was preceded by rumors that players were involved in some strange occult activities. Bystanders knew that D&amp;amp;D players were talking about fantastic creatures, magical spells and even demons because the game often includes descriptions of [[occult]] elements like [[magic]], [[ghost]]s, [[spirit]]s, [[demon]]s and [[devil]]s. To an uninformed bystander this may be pretty scary stuff. But, the truth was (allegedly) significantly less mysterious and sensational.  &lt;br /&gt;
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These misperceptions have largely evaporated, both because of the game's popularity and better information about the product.  Critics became aware that players were not involved in anything occult but were gaming in a fantasy setting. Most everyone in America knows someone who has played ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', although they may not know it since playing rightly carries a stigma of geekiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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===God and gods===&lt;br /&gt;
One item of concern for conservative Christians is that players' characters do not usually worship [[God]], but instead choose a [[patron]] deity from a fictional [[polytheistic]] pantheon. The game settings manufactured by [[Wizards of the Coast]] (''Greyhawk'', ''Faerûn'', ''Eberron'', etc.) expressly adopt a polytheistic [[pantheon]] of fictional deities and reject real-world [[religion]]s as a part of the game.  (The Deities and Demigods&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881650000 &amp;quot;Deities and Demigods&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; supplement offers several different takes on religion, including rules for a monotheistic game world, but deliberately sidesteps the question of any modern religion—Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, etc.--even as it brings up pantheons of old myths, such as the Greek or Norse gods.  It's likely they used only &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; religions in order to avoid controversy.)  The question of what extent and form of religion should be depicted in the game has been a question since the earliest days of the game. In an in depth look at monotheism in fantasy games, Joseph R.Ravitts raised some of the problems and benefits for a born-again Christian's point of view.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Monotheism in Gaming&amp;quot; by Joseph R. Ravitts, Pegasus Magazine Issue #4 published in 1981 by Judges' Guild&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts already understood the power of role-playing, which is now well known. Namely, role-playing is a powerful behavior modification tool. The concept is that if you pretend that you believe something, eventually you will believe that thing.  For this reason, he posited that it was important to avoid role-playing in a polytheistic world. Referencing the classic argument from ''[[Mere Christianity]]'' by [[C.S. Lewis]], Ravitts explained how polytheism is really just [[atheism]] or [[monotheism]] in disguise. He believed that if players and DM's actively played in an atheistic world, they would eventually become atheists.  &lt;br /&gt;
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He then pointed out the difficulties of importing Christianity or other religions into D&amp;amp;D. Ravitts pointed out it is a simple matter to import mythological gods like [[Zeus]] or [[Thor]] into a fantasy setting. One simply imagines these gods are in the fantasy world and begins playing.  But this is much more difficult with religious figures like [[Jesus]], [[Muhammad]] or [[Buddha]]. Each of these three men were real historic personages.  For example, Jesus lived, died and rose again in the Middle East at a specific time and place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts proposed two simple work-arounds, for those who care about their spiritual well-being.  Firstly, one could assume that all humans are teleported from Earth or descended from folks who were teleported from Earth. These humans have preserved their religious identities and thus Christianity is an option for players without tampering with the historical nature of Jesus. Secondly Ravitts proposed altering the game's mythos to allow for an all-powerful detached God reigning over the &amp;quot;gods, demigods and devils&amp;quot;.  In this way the &amp;quot;gods&amp;quot; are not gods at all, but just ultra-powerful beings who distract souls from worshiping the one true God.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course there are alternatives such as ''[http://www.greenronin.com/catalog/grr1019 Testament]'' a D&amp;amp;D-type game set in the Biblical Era. Further, many of the game worlds portray certain gods and religions as being metaphors for modern ones.  (Even the incredibly polytheistic Forgotten Realms, where more than a hundred deities exist, features a triad of gods that could be based on the Holy Trinity.)  Ultimately, D&amp;amp;D is a game of fantasy and players are encouraged to alter the game world to better suit their tastes, and many Christian players and DMs alter the game world so that it better fits their personal beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The art of D&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
Another criticism is that illustrations in the rule books for ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' often contain images of immodestly dressed women. For example, in the First Edition ''Monster Manual'' a number of drawings depicted topless creatures of fantasy such as the harpy (half-vulture half-woman) or the succubus (a demoness). The OD&amp;amp;D reference ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured the profile of a nude woman. Most of these images are fairly crudely rendered and are not particularly racy by today's standards, but they did exceed the limitations of the [[Comics Code]] of the time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8580/cca3.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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By the publication of Second Edition, the art and layout of the D&amp;amp;D game was managed by professionals. As a result, the quality of the art increased significantly and anything racy was eliminated from the art work. There was some minor controversy with the revised Third Edition ''Monster Manual'''s artwork of the succubus and nymph (a water spirit in the form of a beautiful woman), but aside from these there is nothing particularly shocking in the art for a child or adult of any age.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unchristian Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Although Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons does not present itself as either pro-Christian or anti-Christian, the game features many elements which can be considered to agree with or go against the teachings of Christ. The game has drawn criticism for allowing players to undertake the roleplaying of un-Christian activities: the rules allow a player to have their character perform evil acts, including the summoning or worshiping of demons and devils. Certain fundamentalists disagree with the very format of the game in that player characters can pretend to cast imaginary spells while playing the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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Some feel that the primary action of the game involves the fictional slaying of monsters and the fictional accumulation of wealth, some Christians feel that this goes against the teachings of Christ regarding [[pacifism]] ([[Gospel of Matthew|Matthew]] 5:38-42) and the accumulation of [[wealth]] (Matthew 19:24). Others see these actions as heroic endeavors and wealth is a byproduct of doing good things. Either way, the game and it's choices are a matter of free will. &lt;br /&gt;
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Former [[United Methodist Church]] minister James Wyatt wrote an essay comparing the freedom of a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons player to choose his own actions, to the Christian concept of Free Will. As in real life, a player may, when presented with a moral choice, decide for himself whether to do good or evil. If the player was not able to do evil, he would be forced to do good, removing his freedom. Similarly, God allows human beings to choose between good and evil in real life, and people must accept the consequences of their choice.  The supplements that deal specifically with demons and devils make it quite clear that the afterlife for characters who are condemned to the Abyss or the Nine Heels is in no way pleasant, and may even be short.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tracy Hickman, one of the main authors of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Dragonlance book series, and a Christian with conservative politics and theology, has written a number of articles defending and discussing D&amp;amp;D from a Christian perspective.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The Journal of Religion and Popular Culture: [http://www.usask.ca/relst/jrpc/art9-roleplaying.html &amp;quot;Role-Playing Games and the Christian Right&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Others within the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons community responded by writing other defenses from rationalist perspectives or other perspectives or by writing parodies such as &amp;quot;Chess: The Subtle Sin: Should Christians play chess?&amp;quot;. Some argue that  in response to the perceived Christian persecution of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, darker themed, deliberately counter-cultural games appeared in reaction such as [[Call of Cthulhu]] which is based on the horror writing of [[H.P. Lovecraft]] and set in the [[Cthulhu|Cthulhu Mythos]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; or [[Vampire: the Masquerade]], where players act the roles of undead vampires.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Crime===&lt;br /&gt;
One of the classes, the rogue, has many skills that are against the law, such as lockpicking and pickpocketing; this could lead to an increase in support for soft on crime Democrats. Players are able to break the law of the polities they visit, which many experts suggest will lead to an increase in real world crime. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Possible Areas of Concern for Christians====&lt;br /&gt;
D&amp;amp;D is a &amp;quot;game of pretend&amp;quot; whereby players pretend to take certain actions and the DM adjudicates the results of those actions. By its very nature, this leaves players open to experiment with various moral quandaries and social dilemmas. This is a valuable tool for players to learn the implications and results of playing both good and evil characters.  However, the possibility exists that such an experience may not be beneficial or appropriate for everyone—in particular, persons who already have difficulty separating fantasy with reality might be able to be helped by the game, but it could also make things worse.  Due to the nature of roleplaying games, a great deal depends upon the individual group in question; a given game of Dungeons and Dragons might be benign from a Christian standpoint, or it might involve activities and ideas that a Christian would find profoundly distasteful.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://aquela.com/roleplaying/r&amp;amp;r/index.html Religion and Roleplaying]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.fansforchrist.org/new/articles/article03a.htm Christians Playing Dungeons and Dragons] - An informed Christian's perspective on Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons. &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.trhickman.com/Intel/Essays/Ethic2.html Ethics in Fantasy: Morality and D&amp;amp;D] - Tracey Hickman's essay concerning Christian perspectives and common misunderstandings about Role-Playing Games&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/3691 Full text of H.G. Wells ''Little Wars; a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty'] &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''' (D&amp;amp;amp;D or DnD) is a [[role-playing]] game with a medieval theme featuring [[myth]]ical creatures such as [[elf|elves]], [[dwarf (mythology)|dwarves]], [[orc]]s, a pantheon of gods, and [[dragon]]s, but also semi-fictionalized [[demons]]. Players take the role of characters who solve a series of heroic adventures or quests. Though argued to be a harmless game, it has attracted a variety of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players typically do not compete against one another; rather, the players cooperate to achieve goals and objectives while a referee, in this case called the ''dungeon master'' (DM) or ''game master'' (GM), interprets rules and adjudicates the success or failure of the players' efforts. &lt;br /&gt;
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The game was first published in 1974 by Tactical Studies Rules (TSR). Most of those rules and many of the subsequent rules were authored by [[Gary Gygax]]. There are some who claim that [[Dave Arneson]] was the actual &amp;quot;inventor&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D, but this claim is disputed, not least by the fact that many references were authored by Gygax.  After its original publisher TSR, Inc., went bankrupt, the game was sold to [[Wizards of the Coast]], which later became a division of Hasbro.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Wizards of the Coast's [http://www.wizards.com/dnd D&amp;amp;amp;D site]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late 1970s, the game's popularity exploded, particularly on college campuses. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' spawned countless variations and permutations, but during the earliest days of the game's growth, there were accusations that the game contributed to Satanic worship, teen suicide and general moral depravity.  These criticisms have been repeatedly addressed by the game's creators and defenders.&lt;br /&gt;
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The 5th Edition of the game is the most recent, released in 2014.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Game play==&lt;br /&gt;
''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is a free-form game in which a referee (the Dungeon Master) describes a situational problem to the players and then the players reply with any imaginable response. The exploits of players can occur in any fantasy setting but at some point the adventure often occurs in a ''dungeon'' or subterranean locale not unlike ''[[Khazad-dûm|Moria]]'' in [[Tolkien]]'s ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players' characters can gain more powers and abilities from earning ''experience points'' for completing various tasks (e.g. solving puzzles, killing enemies) during adventures.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Alignment System===&lt;br /&gt;
Because D&amp;amp;D players can basically &amp;quot;do&amp;quot; anything there are moral implications to the choices players make. To provide a frame of reference and to help the game make sense, Gygax devised an alignment system. All characters (and monsters) are required to have an ''alignment'' and they must adhere to the beliefs of that alignment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Morality is divided into &amp;quot;Good,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Evil&amp;quot; while ethics are divided into &amp;quot;Lawful,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Chaotic.&amp;quot; By combining these two frameworks, we arrive at the nine alignments: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, true neutral (&amp;quot;neutral neutral&amp;quot;), chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, or chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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These alignments help players and referees roleplay characters and monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the original versions of the game, only the &amp;quot;ethical&amp;quot; (Law/Chaos) axis of morality was present.  The &amp;quot;moral&amp;quot; (good/evil) axis was added in later editions.  4th Edition removes the axis concept, resulting in the alignments lawful good, good, unaligned, evil, and chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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The ability of players to play evil characters has been among the criticisms against the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Components of a Character===&lt;br /&gt;
A character is described in detail on a &amp;quot;character sheet&amp;quot; where the player records important facts about the character. This includes the character's &amp;quot;race&amp;quot;, vocation, unique skills, and numerical ratings of the character's attributes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In this case, &amp;quot;race&amp;quot; refers to a race from fantasy such as an elf, dwarf, gnome or halfling—effectively used as an archaic term for &amp;quot;species&amp;quot;. The races which are allowed in the game vary from DM to DM according to the tastes of players and the setting that the DM has devised. The vocation or &amp;quot;class&amp;quot; of the character refers to the fantasy archetype the player wishes to play, e.g. wizard, barbarian, rogue, cleric, etc. The selection of race and class will impact skills and attributes which are available to the character as well as the strengths and weaknesses the character. &lt;br /&gt;
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===The Magic System ===&lt;br /&gt;
The magic system used in Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons is based very loosely on the writing of fantasy and science fiction author [[Jack Vance]]. Magic using characters must memorize their spells and a spell leaves the wizard's memory upon being cast. Novices and those who have never played the game should note that in this case, the player doesn't actually memorize anything. The &amp;quot;memorization&amp;quot; is really just a mechanic to help limit the number of spells a player can use per gaming episode. The 4th Edition makes significant changes to the system, basing most abilities on &amp;quot;per encounter&amp;quot; uses (as in, how many times per battle or event an ability can be used).&lt;br /&gt;
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The depiction of the use of magic is another point of contention among those who criticize the game. Magic in fiction promotes magical thinking, which can lead people to believe that ObamaCare works, the &amp;quot;theories&amp;quot; of evolution, relativity or quantum mechanics, or social justice ideology.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Combat System ===&lt;br /&gt;
To determine the outcome of man-to-man combat, players roll dice to determine if an attack &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot; and then if the attack hits how much damage the attack does. Damage reduces the defender's &amp;quot;hit points.&amp;quot; When a combatant's hit points are depleted, that combatant is &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; or incapacitated.  This combat system was developed from a ship-to-ship naval combat game that Gygax adapted to describe medieval man-to-man combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Development==&lt;br /&gt;
The origins of D&amp;amp;D are found in a prior generation of [[miniatures games]] such as [[H.G. Wells]]' [[Little Wars]]. ''Little Wars'' is a set of rules which describe how to play a game with toy soldiers. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wells' rules were themselves based upon earlier games which were primarily played by nobility and royals to teach warfare strategy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=6040&amp;amp;pageno=2 Foreword to Little Wars by ''H.G. Wells''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the publication of ''Little Wars'', H.G. Wells hoped to bring a game previously known only to kings to the common man. Because tin soldiers do not bleed and do not leave widows, it was Wells hope that men could settle differences by little wars rather than real wars. &lt;br /&gt;
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Miniature gaming such as ''Little Wars'' was nearly unknown in America, although there were pockets of hobbyists such as &amp;quot;International Federation of Gamers&amp;quot;, a tiny group near Milwaukee Wisconsin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Gary Gygax]] and [[Dave Arneson]] were members of that gaming group. It can rightly be said that Gygax and Arneson are the fathers of modern role-playing games, but the contributions of other local gamers are muddied into this mix as well.   &lt;br /&gt;
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===Gygax &amp;amp; Arneson===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1969, Gary Gygax adapted rules meant to govern wooden ship combat into a medieval combat game which was published by Guidon Games under the name ''Chainmail''. The game was very popular locally and grew organically over the next few years.  At the same time, ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' was gaining mass appeal in the United States. This inspired players to incorporate elements of fantasy into their wargames.&lt;br /&gt;
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By 1970, Dave Arneson adapted these and other club rules into something generally referred to as ''the fantasy game''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ''The fantasy game'' had several key innovations --- many of which were of Arneson's devising. In previous wargames, players generally led an army of toy soldiers. But in ''the fantasy game'', each player had only one soldier, described as a ''character'' or ''player character''. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further the game evolved to include the concept that at the next game session would pick up where the last game session ended.  Another evolutionary concept was the idea of a referee or game master. The referee, often played by Arneson or Gygax, had the job of making final judgments and augmenting the rules as necessary to keep the game going.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/rpg2.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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As few records were kept at the time, there is some question as to who exactly designed what in ''the fantasy game'' with Gygax and Arneson at times jointly and separately claiming to have &amp;quot;invented the game&amp;quot;. Arneson's chief claims rest on his evolution of certain key concepts that would constitute all role-playing games to follow.  Gygax's claim rests upon the fact that most of the early reference works were authored by Gygax.&lt;br /&gt;
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===OD&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1972, Gary Gygax and others formed a partnership called Tactical Studies Rules and in 1974 Tactical Studies Rules published Gary Gygax' version of &amp;quot;the Fantasy Game&amp;quot;, later named ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp#&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of the game --- often called ''Original Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', ''Old Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or ''OD&amp;amp;D'' --- was printed in staple-bound paperback form from folded sheets of 8.5 x 11 paper and sold as a boxed set. &lt;br /&gt;
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By many accounts, ''OD&amp;amp;D'' was a clunky game, sparse on rules, but in this game one would find all the elements of a modern role-playing game: player characters, a game master, serial adventures, and the opportunity for character growth.  Several print runs of this version sold out quickly and went on to exceed the expectations of everyone involved.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the tremendous success of the D&amp;amp;D paperbacks, Tactical Studies Rules reorganized with partners Gary Gygax, Don Kaye and Brian Blume under the name TSR Hobbies Inc. In 1975, TSR Hobbies published OD&amp;amp;D supplements, Gygax's ''[[Greyhawk]]'' and Arneson's ''[[Blackmoor]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/greyhawk.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/blackmoor.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' began to be noticed by American culture at about the same time the company released ''Eldritch Wizardry'' and ''God, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes''.  The cover of ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured an nude dress female strewn over an altar.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.deigames.com/eldwiz2.JPG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  ''Gods, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes'' was a mythological reference with gods and heroes from the legends and lore of Greeks, Egyptians, Indians, Norse and more.  Many of these mythological gods are considered creatures of human invention, but some are now considered demons by the Christian Church.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the game was gaining popularity, the works served as a lightning rod for criticism. Although some of the art in these and later editions would violate the [[Comics Code]], the publishers at TSR failed to appreciate the danger of ignoring these rules. Some of TSR's management believed that D&amp;amp;D was marketed toward adult males, not teens and preteens, and thus the Comics Code did not apply.  It soon became evident that D&amp;amp;D's popularity reached beyond college-age males.&lt;br /&gt;
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===First Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1977, TSR Hobbies published the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Basic Set, a boxed set containing revised and abbreviated rules for easier introduction to the game.  This was followed in 1978 by the publication of the &amp;quot;core rule books&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D: the ''Players Handbook'', the ''Dungeon Masters Guide'' and the ''Monster Manual''. (Later editions of this game would follow this pattern.)  Taken as a whole with several other reference books this version of the game is alternatively referred to as Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, AD&amp;amp;D, 1E, 1ED&amp;amp;D. This version of the game revised and organized the notes from OD&amp;amp;D into a single playable whole in hardback books.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the art found in the books is hardly obscene and does not approach what is found regularly in American culture today, there were a handful of depictions that did not meet the Comics Code. For example, a [[harpy]], a creature from Greek mythology, that is half-woman half-vulture was depicted with nipples revealed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Monster Manual'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1978&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; And a mermaid was depicted topless with her hair covering parts of the chest.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Dungeon Masters Guide'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1979&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally the game had references to many demons and devils (intended as adversaries). Also the game had a polytheist mythos with some players playing the part of clerics, or priests, of these imaginary or mythical gods.  (See backlash below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1983, TSR Hobbies changed its name to TSR, Inc. For the next several years, TSR, Inc. released supplements and adventures for AD&amp;amp;D, along with reprints of the AD&amp;amp;D core books.  Typical adventure supplements sold 10,000 to 100,000 units, while each print run of the AD&amp;amp;D core rules sold 40,000 copies.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.acaeum.com/library/printrun.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While the company continue to sell respectable amounts of product, internal disorganization, in-fighting and corporate inefficiencies limited profitability. After a bitter fight with partners, Gygax was forced from the board of directors and eventually left the company.  With Arneson gone since First Edition, the game was now in the hands of a second generation.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1989, TSR Inc. released Second Edition Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons.  This version of the game was largely a rewrite of the previous edition that was nearly fully compatible with First Edition AD&amp;amp;D.  The game was largely sanitized and edited, but not so much reborne. For example, the art of Second Edition achieved a more professional standard. The art did not violate the Comics Code. Second Edition removed all references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; gods, devils and demons and inserted divas and angelic creatures.&lt;br /&gt;
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Under the umbrella of Second Edition D&amp;amp;D, TSR, Inc. released some of its most enduring and popular titles. Ravenloft, Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance were all second edition products. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Third Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1997, TSR, Inc. was purchased by [[Wizards of the Coast]].  (Wizards is often called WotC, and this acronym is pronounced ''what-see''.) Wizards (eventually acquired by Hasbro) continued to improve the art and graphics of D&amp;amp;D and in 2000 released ''Third Edition Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' to supplant second edition.  While preserving the concepts of RPGing and many of the archetypes of AD&amp;amp;D, Third Edition (3E) would do what Second Edition had not. &lt;br /&gt;
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Third Edition rewrote many of the basic constructs of the game in an effort to &amp;quot;modernize&amp;quot; the game and streamline some of D&amp;amp;D's clumsiest and clunkiest mechanics.  Third Edition rules and supplements broke from the tradition of improving an existing system. Rather third edition replaced the previous system with &amp;quot;new and better&amp;quot; mechanics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the time of the release of Third Edition, most of the controversy associated with D&amp;amp;D had dissipated as secular culture had digressed far beyond anything found in previous D&amp;amp;D.  With little controversy or fanfare, D&amp;amp;D reintroduced demons and many of the darker concepts of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Now based in Seattle Washington, rather than Lake Geneva Wisconsin, the editors at WotC seem to exhibit the cultural norms found in Seattle rather than the heartlands. For example, rather than using the pronoun ''he'' in non-gender specific rules, Third Edition D&amp;amp;D bypasses the clumsy but [[political correctness|politically correct]] construct ''he/she'', and describes rules based on hypothetical characters.  For example, the 3rd Edition &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; paladin was a woman named Alhandra, so the rules text describing the paladin's abilities used &amp;quot;she&amp;quot;; 3rd Edition's &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; cleric was a man named Jozan, so the rules text describing the cleric's abilities used &amp;quot;he&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The D&amp;amp;D ethos traditionally favored ''good'' characters, but Third Edition seems to subscribe to a &amp;quot;balanced&amp;quot; view as the idea.  For example, many of the more evil creatures in Dungeons and Dragons prey on each other as much as on good people (the iconic example being lawful evil devils and chaotic evil demons); some of the text in the game indicates that they should be left to do this, rather than someone trying to destroy one or the other and uniting them, however briefly, in a struggle against the interloper. This is a troubling symptom of our cultural drift from conservative values but not the cause of that drift. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Fourth Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
With much fanfare, the Fourth Edition of the game was recently announced. Coveting the tremendous revenue of miniatures games like [[Games Workshop]]'s ''[[Warhammer]]'', Fourth Edition is compatible with the new D&amp;amp;D Miniatures game. Fourth Edition also uses many of the conventions wildly accepted in online computer games following widely successful games like Blizzard's [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Diablo]].  The game makes several other adjustments; see above for some such changes.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fifth Edition==&lt;br /&gt;
In an attempt to revitalize sales, Wizards of the Coast announced a new edition of the game in 2012 that have extended play testing before release. The first core rule book, the Player's Handbook, was released in June 2014 in time for Dungeons and Dragons 40th anniversary. The game has elements of all of the previous editions, and has more clear rules for beginning players. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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====D&amp;amp;D Online====&lt;br /&gt;
There is now a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG) known as ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Online: Stormreach'' which takes place in the ''Eberron'' campaign setting.  Online and computer games are similar to D&amp;amp;D in many respects, but the play of these games is entirely different. D&amp;amp;D is characterized by a human referee and complete freedom of action. Without these key components, the game is a mere shadow of D&amp;amp;D.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Summary===&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is nothing more or less than a formalized game of pretend, similar to imaginary adventures that children everywhere play. But, the simplicity of this concept was not immediately evident to players of  ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or the public at large. Although D&amp;amp;D has a fantasy theme and many rules for resolving actions, ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is at its core a game of pretend like &amp;quot;cops and robbers&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;cowboys and Indians&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Concerns and Criticisms==&lt;br /&gt;
In the late seventies and early eighties, the sudden popularity of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' resulted in a cultural and religious backlash against perceived dangers from the game. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' was linked to the occult, witchcraft &amp;amp; demonology. Additionally there was some criticism about the art depicted in the earliest versions of the game. Much of this criticism came from the natural tendency of people to fear the unknown and to fear new ideas, but some of this criticism was valid and affected later versions of what was published under the name ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Demons and Devils===&lt;br /&gt;
In D&amp;amp;D, player characters (the player's in game persona) are constantly gaining strength and power. Therefore, they are forever seeking more powerful adversaries and more difficult challenges.  For example, at the start of a campaign player characters may be doing battle with creatures short of stature with significant disadvantages (low intelligence, fear of sunlight) such as goblins or kobolds. But as the player character's power increases, so to increases the deadliness of their opponents. In the search for ever more powerful opponents game designers eventually developed attributes for demons and devils.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The publishers of the game had imagined that they would sell a few hundred copies to college-aged males and never imagined that the game would experience explosive popularity, especially among teens as young as thirteen. Therefore, no thought or planning was invested into the potential impact of defining the powers and abilities of demons and devils. To the game's designers and players, killing a demon (in game) was no more controversial than killing a bishop in a game of chess.  &lt;br /&gt;
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But to bystanders the very inclusion of demons and devils was enough to cast suspicion upon the entire game—particularly since the game's much-touted freedom might allow a character to side with them. Additionally, the inclusion of demons and devils in the game raised other questions, such as why there are no angels in the game.  There were no angels in the earliest editions of the game, because there was no reason to have an angel in the role of a ''monster''. (See terminology above.) By late First Edition and early Second Edition, the game included and defined [[angels]], devas and other highly powerful creatures of good; sometimes these were presented as allies for good characters, sometimes enemies for evil ones. This led to the criticism that religious icons were being disrespected by inclusion in the reference works.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In the Second Edition, the publishers tried to sanitize D&amp;amp;D by removing demons and devils, but many players (who enjoyed the challenge of destroying demons) resisted this effort. Later editions removed many references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; demons. Additionally, the terms &amp;quot;devil&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;demon&amp;quot; were replaced with the terms &amp;quot;baatezu&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;tanar'ri&amp;quot;, respectively, and &amp;quot;the Nine Hells&amp;quot; (the outer planar home of devils/baatezu) was renamed &amp;quot;Baator&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, in Third Edition, the game's original terms were readopted and blended—colloquially, for example, creatures from the Nine Hells (also called Baator) were called devils, but the most dominant species of the devils called themselves baatezu. An entire &amp;quot;mature&amp;quot; supplement (though there is no legal restriction on who may buy it, a large sticker is on the cover of most copies, stating it is for mature gamers only), known as the Book of Vile Darkness&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881610000 &amp;quot;Book of Vile Darkness&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was produced to introduce more overtly evil concepts into the game, ostensibly in ways for the DM to make the most horrific enemies possible for their players.  A follow-up, the Book of Exalted Deeds,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/880260000 &amp;quot;Book of Exalted Deeds&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was created as a way for players to explore the philosophy and morality of good, and to make a good alignment more than a line on their character sheet.  (The titles of both books are based on magic items in the game, both of which are extremely useful to a person of the proper alignment.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Fourth Edition Player's Handbook, released in 2008, was the first to contain a &amp;quot;Warlock&amp;quot; class, which allows the player to make a pact with a certain creature to gain power. One option is the &amp;quot;Infernal Pact&amp;quot;, allowing the player to literally make a deal with a devil. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Fifth Edition Player's Handbook also features a &amp;quot;Warlock&amp;quot; class with an option to make an &amp;quot;Infernal Pact&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===D&amp;amp;D and the Occult===&lt;br /&gt;
The game includes fictional depictions of supernatural abilities called magic, evil monsters called demons and devils, and fictional deities along with their followers. Christians are divided on how this interacts with their faith. A minority of Christians believe that fictional depictions of fantasy elements such as those found in ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia]]'', ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'', ''[[Harry Potter]]'', or ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' are blasphemous, but most Christians see no problem with such fictional works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in the late 1970s the game and others like it came under attack mainly from some fundamentalist Christians as promoting occult and criminal activity. The game's dangers were alleged in the ''Dark Dungeons'' tract by [[Jack Chick]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Jack Chick: [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp &amp;quot;Dark Dungeons&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which portrays D&amp;amp;D players committing suicide when their characters are killed or joining secret witches' covens and learning to cast real magic spells when their characters reach a high enough level.&lt;br /&gt;
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The fact is that ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' designers and players had nothing to do with occult or criminal activity and thirty years later it may be hard to understand how people could confuse D&amp;amp;D with occult activities. In the earliest days of D&amp;amp;D it was easy for an uninformed bystander to draw faulty conclusions based upon a limited knowledge of the game. In its earliest days, OD&amp;amp;D often sold out due to low print runs, leaving bystanders with little access to the rules and little direct knowledge of the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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For example, bystanders knew the game was developing a devoted cult-following. There is an important distinction between a cult-following and a cult itself, but this was lost on some bystanders. As a cult-following, D&amp;amp;D developed an insular fraternity of fans who were plugged into something exciting and new.  Each day the world of D&amp;amp;D expanded and every player everywhere had a hand in the growth of the game. The players were developing their own lexicon and making new and ever expanding rules.  This close bond and strange lexicon was easily misunderstood by those with limited exposure to the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late seventies the game's popularity was preceded by rumors that players were involved in some strange occult activities. Bystanders knew that D&amp;amp;D players were talking about fantastic creatures, magical spells and even demons because the game often includes descriptions of [[occult]] elements like [[magic]], [[ghost]]s, [[spirit]]s, [[demon]]s and [[devil]]s. To an uninformed bystander this may be pretty scary stuff. But, the truth was (allegedly) significantly less mysterious and sensational.  &lt;br /&gt;
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These misperceptions have largely evaporated, both because of the game's popularity and better information about the product.  Critics became aware that players were not involved in anything occult but were gaming in a fantasy setting. Most everyone in America knows someone who has played ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', although they may not know it since playing rightly carries a stigma of geekiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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===God and gods===&lt;br /&gt;
One item of concern for conservative Christians is that players' characters do not usually worship [[God]], but instead choose a [[patron]] deity from a fictional [[polytheistic]] pantheon. The game settings manufactured by [[Wizards of the Coast]] (''Greyhawk'', ''Faerûn'', ''Eberron'', etc.) expressly adopt a polytheistic [[pantheon]] of fictional deities and reject real-world [[religion]]s as a part of the game.  (The Deities and Demigods&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881650000 &amp;quot;Deities and Demigods&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; supplement offers several different takes on religion, including rules for a monotheistic game world, but deliberately sidesteps the question of any modern religion—Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, etc.--even as it brings up pantheons of old myths, such as the Greek or Norse gods.  It's likely they used only &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; religions in order to avoid controversy.)  The question of what extent and form of religion should be depicted in the game has been a question since the earliest days of the game. In an in depth look at monotheism in fantasy games, Joseph R.Ravitts raised some of the problems and benefits for a born-again Christian's point of view.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Monotheism in Gaming&amp;quot; by Joseph R. Ravitts, Pegasus Magazine Issue #4 published in 1981 by Judges' Guild&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts already understood the power of role-playing, which is now well known. Namely, role-playing is a powerful behavior modification tool. The concept is that if you pretend that you believe something, eventually you will believe that thing.  For this reason, he posited that it was important to avoid role-playing in a polytheistic world. Referencing the classic argument from ''[[Mere Christianity]]'' by [[C.S. Lewis]], Ravitts explained how polytheism is really just [[atheism]] or [[monotheism]] in disguise. He believed that if players and DM's actively played in an atheistic world, they would eventually become atheists.  &lt;br /&gt;
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He then pointed out the difficulties of importing Christianity or other religions into D&amp;amp;D. Ravitts pointed out it is a simple matter to import mythological gods like [[Zeus]] or [[Thor]] into a fantasy setting. One simply imagines these gods are in the fantasy world and begins playing.  But this is much more difficult with religious figures like [[Jesus]], [[Muhammad]] or [[Buddha]]. Each of these three men were real historic personages.  For example, Jesus lived, died and rose again in the Middle East at a specific time and place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts proposed two simple work-arounds, for those who care about their spiritual well-being.  Firstly, one could assume that all humans are teleported from Earth or descended from folks who were teleported from Earth. These humans have preserved their religious identities and thus Christianity is an option for players without tampering with the historical nature of Jesus. Secondly Ravitts proposed altering the game's mythos to allow for an all-powerful detached God reigning over the &amp;quot;gods, demigods and devils&amp;quot;.  In this way the &amp;quot;gods&amp;quot; are not gods at all, but just ultra-powerful beings who distract souls from worshiping the one true God.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, it is worth noting that novels and &amp;quot;sourcebooks&amp;quot; make occasional references to a &amp;quot;God of gods&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course there are alternatives such as ''[http://www.greenronin.com/catalog/grr1019 Testament]'' a D&amp;amp;D-type game set in the Biblical Era. Further, many of the game worlds portray certain gods and religions as being metaphors for modern ones.  (Even the incredibly polytheistic Forgotten Realms, where more than a hundred deities exist, features a triad of gods that could be based on the Holy Trinity.)  Ultimately, D&amp;amp;D is a game of fantasy and players are encouraged to alter the game world to better suit their tastes, and many Christian players and DMs alter the game world so that it better fits their personal beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The art of D&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
Another criticism is that illustrations in the rule books for ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' often contain images of immodestly dressed women. For example, in the First Edition ''Monster Manual'' a number of drawings depicted topless creatures of fantasy such as the harpy (half-vulture half-woman) or the succubus (a demoness). The OD&amp;amp;D reference ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured the profile of a nude woman. Most of these images are fairly crudely rendered and are not particularly racy by today's standards, but they did exceed the limitations of the [[Comics Code]] of the time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8580/cca3.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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By the publication of Second Edition, the art and layout of the D&amp;amp;D game was managed by professionals. As a result, the quality of the art increased significantly and anything racy was eliminated from the art work. There was some minor controversy with the revised Third Edition ''Monster Manual'''s artwork of the succubus and nymph (a water spirit in the form of a beautiful woman), but aside from these there is nothing particularly shocking in the art for a child or adult of any age.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unchristian Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Although Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons does not present itself as either pro-Christian or anti-Christian, the game features many elements which can be considered to agree with or go against the teachings of Christ. The game has drawn criticism for allowing players to undertake the roleplaying of un-Christian activities: the rules allow a player to have their character perform evil acts, including the summoning or worshiping of demons and devils. Certain fundamentalists disagree with the very format of the game in that player characters can pretend to cast imaginary spells while playing the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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Some feel that the primary action of the game involves the fictional slaying of monsters and the fictional accumulation of wealth, some Christians feel that this goes against the teachings of Christ regarding [[pacifism]] ([[Gospel of Matthew|Matthew]] 5:38-42) and the accumulation of [[wealth]] (Matthew 19:24). Others see these actions as heroic endeavors and wealth is a byproduct of doing good things. Either way, the game and it's choices are a matter of free will. &lt;br /&gt;
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Former [[United Methodist Church]] minister James Wyatt wrote an essay comparing the freedom of a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons player to choose his own actions, to the Christian concept of Free Will. As in real life, a player may, when presented with a moral choice, decide for himself whether to do good or evil. If the player was not able to do evil, he would be forced to do good, removing his freedom. Similarly, God allows human beings to choose between good and evil in real life, and people must accept the consequences of their choice.  The supplements that deal specifically with demons and devils make it quite clear that the afterlife for characters who are condemned to the Abyss or the Nine Heels is in no way pleasant, and may even be short.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tracy Hickman, one of the main authors of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Dragonlance book series, and a Christian with conservative politics and theology, has written a number of articles defending and discussing D&amp;amp;D from a Christian perspective.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The Journal of Religion and Popular Culture: [http://www.usask.ca/relst/jrpc/art9-roleplaying.html &amp;quot;Role-Playing Games and the Christian Right&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Others within the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons community responded by writing other defenses from rationalist perspectives or other perspectives or by writing parodies such as &amp;quot;Chess: The Subtle Sin: Should Christians play chess?&amp;quot;. Some argue that  in response to the perceived Christian persecution of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, darker themed, deliberately counter-cultural games appeared in reaction such as [[Call of Cthulhu]] which is based on the horror writing of [[H.P. Lovecraft]] and set in the [[Cthulhu|Cthulhu Mythos]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; or [[Vampire: the Masquerade]], where players act the roles of undead vampires.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Crime===&lt;br /&gt;
One of the classes, the rogue, has many skills that are against the law, such as lockpicking and pickpocketing; this could lead to an increase in support for soft on crime Democrats. Players are able to break the law of the polities they visit, which many experts suggest will lead to an increase in real world crime. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Possible Areas of Concern for Christians====&lt;br /&gt;
D&amp;amp;D is a &amp;quot;game of pretend&amp;quot; whereby players pretend to take certain actions and the DM adjudicates the results of those actions. By its very nature, this leaves players open to experiment with various moral quandaries and social dilemmas. This is a valuable tool for players to learn the implications and results of playing both good and evil characters.  However, the possibility exists that such an experience may not be beneficial or appropriate for everyone—in particular, persons who already have difficulty separating fantasy with reality might be able to be helped by the game, but it could also make things worse.  Due to the nature of roleplaying games, a great deal depends upon the individual group in question; a given game of Dungeons and Dragons might be benign from a Christian standpoint, or it might involve activities and ideas that a Christian would find profoundly distasteful.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://aquela.com/roleplaying/r&amp;amp;r/index.html Religion and Roleplaying]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.fansforchrist.org/new/articles/article03a.htm Christians Playing Dungeons and Dragons] - An informed Christian's perspective on Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons. &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.trhickman.com/Intel/Essays/Ethic2.html Ethics in Fantasy: Morality and D&amp;amp;D] - Tracey Hickman's essay concerning Christian perspectives and common misunderstandings about Role-Playing Games&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/3691 Full text of H.G. Wells ''Little Wars; a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty'] &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The '''worst college majors''' are fields of study that leave the student with relatively few job opportunities and often a distorted or ultra-[[liberal]] view of the world. Students incur an average debt in excess of $25,000 for attending college, and these college majors can leave such students without the ability to pay off their loans, which are typically not dischargeable in bankruptcy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Adding insult to injury, many public colleges have begun charging students more if they decline one of the Worst College Majors, and study something of value instead.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.usatoday.com/news/education/story/2012-04-24/differential-tuition-increase-major/54513940/1&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  Incidentally, a study by ''USA Today'' and the non-profit Education Sector showed that 514 colleges are more likely to produce defaults in student loans than graduates.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/03/514-Colleges-Have-Higher-Default-Rates-Than-Graduation-Rates&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, college matters less and less to employers. The number of degree-less hires is trending way up at [[Google]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/20/business/in-head-hunting-big-data-may-not-be-such-a-big-deal.html?pagewanted=2&amp;amp;_r=1&amp;amp; In Head-Hunting, Big Data May Not Be Such a Big Deal, NYTimes, June 19, 2013]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The President of the John William Pope Center for Higher Education Policy wrote in the Wall Street Journal, “Many liberal-arts graduates, even from the best schools, aren’t getting jobs in part because they didn’t learn much in school.”&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntamny/2013/02/10/sorry-left-and-right-no-job-requires-a-college-degree/ Sorry Left AND Right, No Job Requires A College Degree, Forbes.com, February 10, 2013]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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==Undergraduate majors==&lt;br /&gt;
# American Indian/Native/Indigenous studies&lt;br /&gt;
# Animal Science&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiplinger&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Anthropology/Archeology&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Art History&amp;lt;ref name=kiplinger&amp;gt;[http://www.kiplinger.com/slideshow/college/T012-S001-worst-college-majors-for-your-career/index.html] Kiplinger, May 2015&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;collegecrunch&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Black studies&lt;br /&gt;
# Business Administration/Management&amp;lt;ref name=yahoo2&amp;gt;[http://finance.yahoo.com/news/the-10-worst-majors-for-finding-a-good-job-211340394.html] Yahoo Finance, June 2013&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Child and Family Studies&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiplinger&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Climatology&lt;br /&gt;
# Comedic Arts &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.hngn.com/articles/102255/20150619/emerson-college-boston-offer-comedy-major-2016.htm Emerson College in Boston to Offer Comedy Major in 2016]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Commercial Art/Graphic Design&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Communications&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;collegecrunch&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Comparative Religion&lt;br /&gt;
# Creative Writing&lt;br /&gt;
# Criminal Justice&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Culinary Arts&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiplinger&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Dance&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;collegecrunch&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;georgetown&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Drama/Theater&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;georgetown&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Economics (without a numerate bias)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# English [[Literature]]/Literary Criticism&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Environmental Studies&lt;br /&gt;
# Exercise Science&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiplinger&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Fashion Design&lt;br /&gt;
# Film/Video&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=georgetown&amp;gt;[http://www9.georgetown.edu/grad/gppi/hpi/cew/pdfs/whatsitworth-complete.pdf What's It Worth?] Georgetown University, July 2011&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Fine Arts&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.artcareer.net/faqs/job-market-outlook-for-artists-and-designers/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Forestry/Range Management/Wildlife Management&lt;br /&gt;
# Gaming Management&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;cat&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.umac.mo/iscg/courses/gmdiphome.html 10 Worst College Majors for Employment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Gender Studies&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.ncf.edu/academics/undergraduate-program/interdisciplinary-programs/gender-studies/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Golf Management – University of Birmingham / Florida Gulf Coast University&lt;br /&gt;
# Hispanic studies&lt;br /&gt;
# History&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# History of Music&lt;br /&gt;
# Horticulture&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiplinger&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Human Resources&lt;br /&gt;
# Interior Design&lt;br /&gt;
# Islamic Studies&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://colleges.collegetoolkit.com/colleges/browse/majors/byid/islamic_studies/38.0205.aspx&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Journalism&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.foxbusiness.com/slideshow/personal-finance/2010/06/28/worst-fields-graduates/#slide=4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Latin&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;collegecrunch&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Leisure Studies&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;collegecrunch&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Liberal Arts&amp;lt;ref name=yahoo1&amp;gt;[http://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-worst-college-majors-143200704.html] Yahoo Finance, June 2014&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# [[Homosexuality|LGBT]] studies&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.yale.edu/lgbts/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.lgbts.umd.edu/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Music&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiplinger&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Music/Art Therapy&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;collegecrunch&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;georgetown&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Outdoor Adventure Leadership - Laurentian University&lt;br /&gt;
# Paralegal studies/prelaw&lt;br /&gt;
# Philosophy&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.toptenz.net/to-10-useless-college-classes-degrees.php]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Photography&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiplinger&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Psychology&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;georgetown&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Physical Fitness/Education&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;yahoo1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;collegecrunch&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Puppetry&lt;br /&gt;
# [[Atheism|Secularism]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/08/us/08secular.html Pitzer College in California Adds Major in Secularism]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;In their book ''Encyclopedia of Social Deviance'', which was published in 2014, authors Craig J. Forsyth and ‎Heith Copes wrote: &amp;quot;Atheism as a subject of social science has also generally been ignored in comparison with the scholarly work on religion&amp;quot; (see page 41 of their book).  Social Scientists are often generally reluctant to study atheists and it is considered not a great thing to have on your resume for future employment as far as graduate students (see: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB7Dlwaufyk Why is Psychology Silent When it Comes to Atheism? - Dr. Melanie Brewster - Skepticon 7], Published on Nov 27, 2014). According to the atheist Dr. Melanie Brewster, &amp;quot;Good peer-reviewed psychology journals are kind of hesitant to take studies on atheism.&amp;quot;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB7Dlwaufyk]  Hunsberger was the first social scientists to do a fairly intensive look at atheists and a book on his study was published in 2006.[https://www.amazon.com/Atheists-Groundbreaking-Study-Americas-Nonbelievers/dp/1591024137] One of the great ironies of this state of affairs is that the very well-known psychiatrist [[Sigmund Freud]] was an atheist (much of his work is now considered [[pseudoscience]]).[http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/books/defender-of-a-damaging-pseudo-science/157101.article] (See also: [[Sigmund Freud's view of religion]]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Global atheism|Global atheism/agnosticism is declining]] and the trend of [[desecularization]] is expected to continue in the 21st century.  Professor [[Eric Kaufmann]] told a secular audience in Australia: &amp;quot;The trends that are happening worldwide inevitably in an age of globalization are going to affect us.&amp;quot;[http://fora.tv/2010/09/05/Eric_Kaufmann_Shall_the_Religious_Inherit_the_Earth] In the [[Western World]] and the world as a whole [[internet atheism|interest in internet atheism is declining]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  ''(See also: [[Views on atheists]])''&lt;br /&gt;
# Sequential Art&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.scad.edu/sequential-art/index.cfm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Social Work&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiplinger&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Sociology&lt;br /&gt;
# Urban Planning&lt;br /&gt;
# Video Game Design&lt;br /&gt;
# [[Feminism|Women's studies]]&amp;lt;ref name=collegecrunch&amp;gt;[http://www.collegecrunch.org/advice/the-10-most-expensive-but-useless-degrees-in-americ/] College Crunch, December 2008&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#Justice and Peace Studies&lt;br /&gt;
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==Graduate programs==&lt;br /&gt;
#Atmospheric Sciences &amp;amp; Meteorology&amp;lt;ref name=bankrate&amp;gt;[http://www.bankrate.com/finance/college-finance/graduate-degrees-dont-pay-off.aspx 5 Graduate Degrees That Don't Pay Off] Bankrate.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#Computer Engineering&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bankrate&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#Fine Arts&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bankrate&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#Law (from a low-ranked, especially tier 4 law school)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bankrate&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;(Note: Tier 1 = US News ranking 1-50, Tier 2 = US News Ranking 50-100, Tier 3 = US News Ranking 100-150, Tier 4 = US News Ranking 150-200)&amp;lt;ref name=Law School Advice&amp;gt;[http://lawschooladvice.com/law-school-tiers/]Lawschooladvice.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#PR, Advertising &amp;amp; Mass-Media&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bankrate&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Courses==&lt;br /&gt;
# 100 Years of Courting, Dating &amp;amp; Hooking Up on College Campuses - New York University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;100 Years of Courting, Dating &amp;amp; Hooking Up on College Campuses&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# American Indian Environmental Studies - Laurentian University&lt;br /&gt;
# Angry White Men&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=12058&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Anthropology of Religion, Magic and Witchcraft - Los Angeles City College&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.lacitycollege.edu/Academics/Classes/documents/Fall/Fall-2018-Class-Schedule&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Arguing with Judge Judy - UC Berkeley&lt;br /&gt;
# Contemporary American Culture: The Fifty Shades Trilogy - American University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/12/29/American-Univeristy-to-Offer-Course-on-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey UNIVERSITY TO OFFER COURSE STUDYING 'FIFTY SHADES OF GREY' TRILOGY, Breitbart, December 29, 2012]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Cyber Feminism - Cornell University&lt;br /&gt;
# Dracula - University of Virginia-Charlottesville&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://slavic.as.virginia.edu/course-descriptions-2&amp;lt;/reF&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
# Ecology of Renewable Natural Resources - Texas Tech University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.depts.ttu.edu/officialpublications/courses/NRM.php Texas Tech University Course Listing]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Emotional Literacy&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1076368/Schools-councils-waste-300-000-useless-emotional-literacy-course-faraway-island-sun.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# [[Evolution]]&lt;br /&gt;
# Feminist New Black Man - Occidental College&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvlL_lDk4ko Jason Mattera At CPAC, YouTube]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Field Equipment Operation (tractor driving) - UC Davis&lt;br /&gt;
# Football Culture&lt;br /&gt;
# From DNA to ''Homo sapiens'' - MCLA&lt;br /&gt;
# Game of Thrones-Dartmouth&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://admissions.dartmouth.edu/news/2018/02/class-ice-and-fire&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Gaga for Lady Gaga: Sex, Gender, and Identity - University of Virginia-Charlottesville&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/10/lady-gaga-college-class_n_712540.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Getting dressed - Princeton University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.universitynavigator.com/university-blog/most-ridiculous-courses-you-can-opt-for.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Hip Hop: The Politics of Culture - UC San Diego&lt;br /&gt;
# History of Surfing - UC Santa Barbara&lt;br /&gt;
# History of Weaving - UC Berkeley&lt;br /&gt;
# Introduction to Social Networking&lt;br /&gt;
# Labor Studies - UM Saint Louis &amp;amp; UM Kansas City&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.thehotjoints.com/2011/04/25/video-college-course-teaches-violent-union-tactics/ Video: College Course Teaches Violent Union Tactics, The Hot Joints, April 25, 2011]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Marijuana Law and Policy - Vanderbilt University Law School &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://law.vanderbilt.edu/courses/341&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Media Genres (studies zombies) - University of Baltimore&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/university-of-baltimore-pop-culture-class-focuses-on-zombies/19625044?test=latestnews College Course Preps Pupils for Zombie Apocalypse, AOL News, September 9, 2010]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Medicinal Plant Chemistry - Northern Michigan University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nmu.edu/chemistry/why-medicinal-plant-chemistry&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Monsters - University of Pennsylvania&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.english.upenn.edu/courses/undergraduate/2018/fall/engl102.402&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
# Native American Feminism - University of Michigan&lt;br /&gt;
# Occupy the Field: Global Finance, Inequality, Social Movement - Columbia University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://michellemalkin.com/2012/01/02/occupy-101/ Columbia University to Offer ‘Occupy 101′ Course, January 2, 2012]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Philosophy and Star Trek – Georgetown University in Washington&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://courses.georgetown.edu/index.cfm?Action=View&amp;amp;CourseID=PHIL-180 Georgetown University Course Listing]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Physiology of Cannabis, Spring - UC Davis &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://biology.ucdavis.edu/people/yu-fung-lin&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Pilot Brewery (brewmaster) - UC Davis&lt;br /&gt;
# Politicizing Beyoncé - Rutgers University class from the Department of Women's and Gender Studies&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.jammiewf.com/2014/higher-education-rutgers-university-offers-class-on-beyonce/ Higher Education: Rutgers University Offers Class on Beyonce, Jammie Wearing Fools, Jan 31, 2014]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Queer Musicology – UCLA&lt;br /&gt;
# Quidditch - Oberlin College&lt;br /&gt;
# Revolutionary Marxism - Portland State University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.theblaze.com/stories/portland-state-university-offering-revolutionary-marxism-course-and-wait-until-you-see-the-syllabus/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence - UC Berkeley&lt;br /&gt;
# Seeing with a Native Eye - Laurentian University&lt;br /&gt;
# Self-Esteem - Cal State Fresno&lt;br /&gt;
# The Legacy of Harry Potter - New York University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://gallatin.nyu.edu/academics/courses/2018/FA/idsem-ug1972_001.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# The Colbert Report: American Satire Writing Seminar  - Boston University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.huffingtonpost.com/cody-brotter/bu-offers-stephen-colbert_b_810122.html Class Credit for Colbert College Course, Huffington Post, January 18, 2011]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# The Science of Harry Potter – Frostburg University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;CBS News: ''Harry Potter Goes To College:  Professor Uses Boy Wizard To Explores Links Between Magic, Science'', by Bootie Cosgrove-Mather, Sept. 26, 2003 [https://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/19/national/main584456.shtml] ''...Frostburg State President Catherine R. Gira said she isn't worried that some may view a Harry Potter class as trivial.  &amp;quot;Irrespective of the specific title of the course, the 'magic' in the fiction is being analyzed by applying concepts of physics, chemistry, biology and engineering. This honors course creatively packages scientific principles in a contemporary way that will interest today's students,&amp;quot; Gira said.''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# The Mythology of Harry Potter - UCLA&lt;br /&gt;
# The Real Game of Thrones—Culture, Society, and Religion in the Middle Ages - Harvard University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/9/19/the-real-game-of-thrones/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://time.com/4798917/harvard-game-of-thrones-class/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# The Science of Superheroes - UC Irvine&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.newsrealblog.com/2010/11/14/the-top-8-california-schools-that-are-like-totally-wasting-your-money/ The Top 8 California Schools that Are, Like, Totally Wasting Your Money, NewsRealBlog, November 14, 2010]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# The Simpsons and the American Family - Hampshire College&lt;br /&gt;
# The Sociology of Hip-Hop: The Odyssey of Jay-Z – Georgetown University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://newsbusters.org/#ixzz1fPkYhzqX Jay-Z's street rhymes a Georgetown college course]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# The Sociology of Miley Cyrus: Race, Class, Gender, and Media - Skidmore College&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://dailycaller.com/2014/03/27/your-kids-new-college-course-the-sociology-of-miley-cyrus/#ixzz2xE9fPqF4 Your kid’s new college course: ‘The Sociology of Miley Cyrus’ DailyCaller.com, March 27, 2014]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# U.S. Race Theory &amp;amp; the Problem of Whiteness - Arizona State University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://campusreform.org/?ID=6225 White professor teaches 'problem of whiteness' course at Arizona State]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Understanding Obama - Harvard Law School&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.theblaze.com/stories/harvard-law-offering-understanding-obama-course-taught-by-obama-mentor/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Why Occupy Wall Street? The History and Politics of Debt and Finance - New York University&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://weaselzippers.us/2011/12/09/n-y-u-to-offer-classes-on-occupy-wall-street/ N.Y.U. To Offer Classes On Occupy Wall Street], [[Weasel Zippers]], December 9, 2011.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Witch Hunt! - Amherst College&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.amherst.edu/academiclife/departments/courses/1819F/ENGL/ENGL-370-1819F&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Anti-racism==&lt;br /&gt;
Multiple colleges and universities have workshops on white privilege. In response to the demands of black students in the 1970s, many universities established academic programs in &amp;quot;black studies&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Africana Studies.&amp;quot;  These programs were structured as conventional departments that offered majors, master degrees and even doctorates in the field.  Specialized journals reported on their scholarship and research.  However, as a part of the [[Black Lives Matter]] movement, black students are demanding new programs in &amp;quot;anti-black racism&amp;quot;, mandatory training in &amp;quot;anti-racism&amp;quot; during new student orientation and even for-credit mandatory classes in [[anti-racism]].  This raises the logical question whether these demands are an implicit rejection of the prior black studies programs as ineffective or illegitimate.  For example, will the student's demands be satisfied if the new graduation requirement was to take one of a number of classes offered by an area studies or Africana Studies program?  What is the value of an Africana Studies major's degree awarded over the past fifty years now that the current academic fashion has embraced anti-racism?   It is unclear how anti-racism studies differs from black studies or Africana studies.&lt;br /&gt;
* During summer 2020, Martha Pollack, President of [[Cornell University]] recommended that all students, faculty and staff engage in a &amp;quot;community book read&amp;quot; of ''How to Be an Antiracist'' by [[Ibram X. Kendi]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite web|url=https://statements.cornell.edu/2020/20200603-support-strengthen-community.cfm|title=Immediate actions to support and strengthen our community|date=June 3, 2020|accessdate=2020-08-21}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[University of Pittsburgh]] requires a one credit hour course, &amp;quot;Anti-Black Racism: History, Ideology, and Resistance (PITT 0210)&amp;quot; to indoctrinate all students in [[anti-racism]].  Students are automatically enrolled in the class and cannot drop it for any reason.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite web|url=https://www.provost.pitt.edu/anti-black-racism-history-ideology-and-resistance-final-course-syllabus|title=Anti-Black Racism: History, Ideology, and Resistance (PITT 0210) — Final Course Syllabus|accessdate=2020-08-25}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Workshops==&lt;br /&gt;
#Multiple schools have a Condom Olympics, where students to be involved in a condom-wrapped egg toss, condom art, and a condom scavenger hunt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.ijreview.com/2014/02/115262-meanwhile-university-arizona-plans-condom-olympics/ Meanwhile, University Of Arizona Plans ‘Condom Olympics’, IJReview.com, February 15, 2014]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://csceagle.com/2010/11/10/condom-olympics/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.thecollegefix.com/student-uvas-condom-olympics-lacked-reliable-educational-component/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.thecollegefix.com/schoolchildren-exposed-to-giant-penis-sex-games-at-uc-berkeley/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/08/condom-update.php&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.exposingtheelca.com/exposed-blog/st-olaf-college-and-the-condom-olympics&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://apps.carleton.edu/student/orgs/sarc/photos/sexsaturdayphotos/?image_id=1019516&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
#Arizona State University hosts a masturbation workshop titled &amp;quot;Go F--- Yourself&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/01/31/arizona-state-hosts-masturbation-workshop-titled-go-fck-yourself/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#Hamilton College in New York and University of Minnesota host Orgasm workshop for female undergrad students.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=5104 College to host orgasm workshop for female undergrads, CampusReform.com, September 25, 2013]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
#Michigan State University has a &amp;quot;Make your own Dildo Student Event&amp;quot; where students learn to create sex toys.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-state-cancels-make-your-own-dildo-student-event&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
#Harvard University hosts a workshop called 'What What in the Butt: Anal 101', to teach that the butthole is the greatest &amp;quot;equalizer&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/11/08/harvard-hosts-anal-sex-workshop-entitled-what-what-in-the-butt/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#Marquette University, Brown University and Columbia University to host Femsex workshop. Topics include orgasms, masturbation, sex, kink and explicit coloring books.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=5050 Catholic college to host controversial 'Femsex' workshop with 'C--t Coloring' and 'pleasure point' CampusReform.com, September 10, 2013]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#New York University sponsors Strap-On Play, Sex Toys 101, and Oral Sex Tips, part of the bigger event called “Babeland: Queer Student Night with NYU LGBTQ Student Center.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=5019  NYU offers ‘Strap-On Play,’ ‘Sex Toys 101’ workshops for LGBTQ students, CampusReform.com, August 27, 2013]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#Multiple schools have all sorts of sex week events,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wnd.com/2013/03/ivy-league-offers-prostate-pleasuring-lessons/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as Brown University includes &amp;quot;The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure.&amp;quot; to teach male students how to attain ‘prostate pleasure’,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4668&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; University of Tennessee sponsors six-day event called 'Sex Week'. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/university-of-tennessee-uses-student-fees-to-host-lesbian-bondage-expert.html University of Tennessee Uses Student Fees to Host Lesbian Bondage Expert]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and worst of all, Yale hosts a workshop on the acceptance of bestiality, incest and prostitution.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4646 Yale hosts workshop teaching sensitivity to bestiality, CampusReform.org march 5, 2013]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Academia and intellectual development]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atheism and academia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atheist indoctrination]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.bankrate.com/finance/college-finance/graduate-degrees-dont-pay-off.aspx?ec_id=m1117367#slide=1 5 graduate degrees that don't pay off]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www9.georgetown.edu/grad/gppi/hpi/cew/pdfs/Unemployment.Final.update1.pdf Unemployment rates and earnings for college majors - Georgetown University report - 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www9.georgetown.edu/grad/gppi/hpi/cew/pdfs/whatsitworth-complete.pdf What's It Worth? The Economic Value of College Majors] - Comprehensive report at [[Georgetown University]] website&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://learnfinancialplanning.com/best-worst-college-majors-degree/ Best and Worst College Majors]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.toptenz.net/to-10-useless-college-classes-degrees.php Top 10 Useless College Degrees &amp;amp; Classes]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/10-college-majors-lowest-unemployment-rates-163049193.html College majors with lowest unemployment]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.forbes.com/sites/jennagoudreau/2012/10/11/the-10-worst-college-majors/#332061d953c9 The 10 Worst College Majors]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''' (D&amp;amp;amp;D or DnD) is a [[role-playing]] game with a medieval theme featuring [[myth]]ical creatures such as [[elf|elves]], [[dwarf (mythology)|dwarves]], [[orc]]s, a pantheon of gods, and [[dragon]]s, but also semi-fictionalized [[demons]]. Players take the role of characters who solve a series of heroic adventures or quests. Though argued to be a harmless game, it has attracted a variety of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players typically do not compete against one another; rather, the players cooperate to achieve goals and objectives while a referee, in this case called the ''dungeon master'' (DM) or ''game master'' (GM), interprets rules and adjudicates the success or failure of the players' efforts. &lt;br /&gt;
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The game was first published in 1974 by Tactical Studies Rules (TSR). Most of those rules and many of the subsequent rules were authored by [[Gary Gygax]]. There are some who claim that [[Dave Arneson]] was the actual &amp;quot;inventor&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D, but this claim is disputed, not least by the fact that many references were authored by Gygax.  After its original publisher TSR, Inc., went bankrupt, the game was sold to [[Wizards of the Coast]], which later became a division of Hasbro.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Wizards of the Coast's [http://www.wizards.com/dnd D&amp;amp;amp;D site]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late 1970s, the game's popularity exploded, particularly on college campuses. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' spawned countless variations and permutations, but during the earliest days of the game's growth, there were accusations that the game contributed to Satanic worship, teen suicide and general moral depravity.  These criticisms have been repeatedly addressed by the game's creators and defenders.&lt;br /&gt;
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The 5th Edition of the game is the most recent, released in 2014.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Game play==&lt;br /&gt;
''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is a free-form game in which a referee (the Dungeon Master) describes a situational problem to the players and then the players reply with any imaginable response. The exploits of players can occur in any fantasy setting but at some point the adventure often occurs in a ''dungeon'' or subterranean locale not unlike ''[[Khazad-dûm|Moria]]'' in [[Tolkien]]'s ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players' characters can gain more powers and abilities from earning ''experience points'' for completing various tasks (e.g. solving puzzles, killing enemies) during adventures.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Alignment System===&lt;br /&gt;
Because D&amp;amp;D players can basically &amp;quot;do&amp;quot; anything there are moral implications to the choices players make. To provide a frame of reference and to help the game make sense, Gygax devised an alignment system. All characters (and monsters) are required to have an ''alignment'' and they must adhere to the beliefs of that alignment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Morality is divided into &amp;quot;Good,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Evil&amp;quot; while ethics are divided into &amp;quot;Lawful,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Chaotic.&amp;quot; By combining these two frameworks, we arrive at the nine alignments: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, true neutral (&amp;quot;neutral neutral&amp;quot;), chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, or chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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These alignments help players and referees roleplay characters and monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the original versions of the game, only the &amp;quot;ethical&amp;quot; (Law/Chaos) axis of morality was present.  The &amp;quot;moral&amp;quot; (good/evil) axis was added in later editions.  4th Edition removes the axis concept, resulting in the alignments lawful good, good, unaligned, evil, and chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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The ability of players to play evil characters has been among the criticisms against the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Components of a Character===&lt;br /&gt;
A character is described in detail on a &amp;quot;character sheet&amp;quot; where the player records important facts about the character. This includes the character's &amp;quot;race&amp;quot;, vocation, unique skills, and numerical ratings of the character's attributes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In this case, &amp;quot;race&amp;quot; refers to a race from fantasy such as an elf, dwarf, gnome or halfling—effectively used as an archaic term for &amp;quot;species&amp;quot;. The races which are allowed in the game vary from DM to DM according to the tastes of players and the setting that the DM has devised. The vocation or &amp;quot;class&amp;quot; of the character refers to the fantasy archetype the player wishes to play, e.g. wizard, barbarian, rogue, cleric, etc. The selection of race and class will impact skills and attributes which are available to the character as well as the strengths and weaknesses the character. &lt;br /&gt;
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===The Magic System ===&lt;br /&gt;
The magic system used in Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons is based very loosely on the writing of fantasy and science fiction author [[Jack Vance]]. Magic using characters must memorize their spells and a spell leaves the wizard's memory upon being cast. Novices and those who have never played the game should note that in this case, the player doesn't actually memorize anything. The &amp;quot;memorization&amp;quot; is really just a mechanic to help limit the number of spells a player can use per gaming episode. The 4th Edition makes significant changes to the system, basing most abilities on &amp;quot;per encounter&amp;quot; uses (as in, how many times per battle or event an ability can be used).&lt;br /&gt;
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The depiction of the use of magic is another point of contention among those who criticize the game. Magic in fiction promotes magical thinking, which can lead people to believe that ObamaCare works or social justice ideology.&lt;br /&gt;
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To determine the outcome of man-to-man combat, players roll dice to determine if an attack &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot; and then if the attack hits how much damage the attack does. Damage reduces the defender's &amp;quot;hit points.&amp;quot; When a combatant's hit points are depleted, that combatant is &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; or incapacitated.  This combat system was developed from a ship-to-ship naval combat game that Gygax adapted to describe medieval man-to-man combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Development==&lt;br /&gt;
The origins of D&amp;amp;D are found in a prior generation of [[miniatures games]] such as [[H.G. Wells]]' [[Little Wars]]. ''Little Wars'' is a set of rules which describe how to play a game with toy soldiers. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wells' rules were themselves based upon earlier games which were primarily played by nobility and royals to teach warfare strategy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=6040&amp;amp;pageno=2 Foreword to Little Wars by ''H.G. Wells''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the publication of ''Little Wars'', H.G. Wells hoped to bring a game previously known only to kings to the common man. Because tin soldiers do not bleed and do not leave widows, it was Wells hope that men could settle differences by little wars rather than real wars. &lt;br /&gt;
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Miniature gaming such as ''Little Wars'' was nearly unknown in America, although there were pockets of hobbyists such as &amp;quot;International Federation of Gamers&amp;quot;, a tiny group near Milwaukee Wisconsin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Gary Gygax]] and [[Dave Arneson]] were members of that gaming group. It can rightly be said that Gygax and Arneson are the fathers of modern role-playing games, but the contributions of other local gamers are muddied into this mix as well.   &lt;br /&gt;
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===Gygax &amp;amp; Arneson===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1969, Gary Gygax adapted rules meant to govern wooden ship combat into a medieval combat game which was published by Guidon Games under the name ''Chainmail''. The game was very popular locally and grew organically over the next few years.  At the same time, ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' was gaining mass appeal in the United States. This inspired players to incorporate elements of fantasy into their wargames.&lt;br /&gt;
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By 1970, Dave Arneson adapted these and other club rules into something generally referred to as ''the fantasy game''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ''The fantasy game'' had several key innovations --- many of which were of Arneson's devising. In previous wargames, players generally led an army of toy soldiers. But in ''the fantasy game'', each player had only one soldier, described as a ''character'' or ''player character''. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further the game evolved to include the concept that at the next game session would pick up where the last game session ended.  Another evolutionary concept was the idea of a referee or game master. The referee, often played by Arneson or Gygax, had the job of making final judgments and augmenting the rules as necessary to keep the game going.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/rpg2.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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As few records were kept at the time, there is some question as to who exactly designed what in ''the fantasy game'' with Gygax and Arneson at times jointly and separately claiming to have &amp;quot;invented the game&amp;quot;. Arneson's chief claims rest on his evolution of certain key concepts that would constitute all role-playing games to follow.  Gygax's claim rests upon the fact that most of the early reference works were authored by Gygax.&lt;br /&gt;
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===OD&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1972, Gary Gygax and others formed a partnership called Tactical Studies Rules and in 1974 Tactical Studies Rules published Gary Gygax' version of &amp;quot;the Fantasy Game&amp;quot;, later named ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp#&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of the game --- often called ''Original Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', ''Old Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or ''OD&amp;amp;D'' --- was printed in staple-bound paperback form from folded sheets of 8.5 x 11 paper and sold as a boxed set. &lt;br /&gt;
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By many accounts, ''OD&amp;amp;D'' was a clunky game, sparse on rules, but in this game one would find all the elements of a modern role-playing game: player characters, a game master, serial adventures, and the opportunity for character growth.  Several print runs of this version sold out quickly and went on to exceed the expectations of everyone involved.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the tremendous success of the D&amp;amp;D paperbacks, Tactical Studies Rules reorganized with partners Gary Gygax, Don Kaye and Brian Blume under the name TSR Hobbies Inc. In 1975, TSR Hobbies published OD&amp;amp;D supplements, Gygax's ''[[Greyhawk]]'' and Arneson's ''[[Blackmoor]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/greyhawk.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/blackmoor.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' began to be noticed by American culture at about the same time the company released ''Eldritch Wizardry'' and ''God, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes''.  The cover of ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured an nude dress female strewn over an altar.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.deigames.com/eldwiz2.JPG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  ''Gods, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes'' was a mythological reference with gods and heroes from the legends and lore of Greeks, Egyptians, Indians, Norse and more.  Many of these mythological gods are considered creatures of human invention, but some are now considered demons by the Christian Church.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the game was gaining popularity, the works served as a lightning rod for criticism. Although some of the art in these and later editions would violate the [[Comics Code]], the publishers at TSR failed to appreciate the danger of ignoring these rules. Some of TSR's management believed that D&amp;amp;D was marketed toward adult males, not teens and preteens, and thus the Comics Code did not apply.  It soon became evident that D&amp;amp;D's popularity reached beyond college-age males.&lt;br /&gt;
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===First Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1977, TSR Hobbies published the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Basic Set, a boxed set containing revised and abbreviated rules for easier introduction to the game.  This was followed in 1978 by the publication of the &amp;quot;core rule books&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D: the ''Players Handbook'', the ''Dungeon Masters Guide'' and the ''Monster Manual''. (Later editions of this game would follow this pattern.)  Taken as a whole with several other reference books this version of the game is alternatively referred to as Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, AD&amp;amp;D, 1E, 1ED&amp;amp;D. This version of the game revised and organized the notes from OD&amp;amp;D into a single playable whole in hardback books.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the art found in the books is hardly obscene and does not approach what is found regularly in American culture today, there were a handful of depictions that did not meet the Comics Code. For example, a [[harpy]], a creature from Greek mythology, that is half-woman half-vulture was depicted with nipples revealed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Monster Manual'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1978&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; And a mermaid was depicted topless with her hair covering parts of the chest.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Dungeon Masters Guide'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1979&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally the game had references to many demons and devils (intended as adversaries). Also the game had a polytheist mythos with some players playing the part of clerics, or priests, of these imaginary or mythical gods.  (See backlash below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1983, TSR Hobbies changed its name to TSR, Inc. For the next several years, TSR, Inc. released supplements and adventures for AD&amp;amp;D, along with reprints of the AD&amp;amp;D core books.  Typical adventure supplements sold 10,000 to 100,000 units, while each print run of the AD&amp;amp;D core rules sold 40,000 copies.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.acaeum.com/library/printrun.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While the company continue to sell respectable amounts of product, internal disorganization, in-fighting and corporate inefficiencies limited profitability. After a bitter fight with partners, Gygax was forced from the board of directors and eventually left the company.  With Arneson gone since First Edition, the game was now in the hands of a second generation.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1989, TSR Inc. released Second Edition Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons.  This version of the game was largely a rewrite of the previous edition that was nearly fully compatible with First Edition AD&amp;amp;D.  The game was largely sanitized and edited, but not so much reborne. For example, the art of Second Edition achieved a more professional standard. The art did not violate the Comics Code. Second Edition removed all references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; gods, devils and demons and inserted divas and angelic creatures.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Third Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1997, TSR, Inc. was purchased by [[Wizards of the Coast]].  (Wizards is often called WotC, and this acronym is pronounced ''what-see''.) Wizards (eventually acquired by Hasbro) continued to improve the art and graphics of D&amp;amp;D and in 2000 released ''Third Edition Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' to supplant second edition.  While preserving the concepts of RPGing and many of the archetypes of AD&amp;amp;D, Third Edition (3E) would do what Second Edition had not. &lt;br /&gt;
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Third Edition rewrote many of the basic constructs of the game in an effort to &amp;quot;modernize&amp;quot; the game and streamline some of D&amp;amp;D's clumsiest and clunkiest mechanics.  Third Edition rules and supplements broke from the tradition of improving an existing system. Rather third edition replaced the previous system with &amp;quot;new and better&amp;quot; mechanics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the time of the release of Third Edition, most of the controversy associated with D&amp;amp;D had dissipated as secular culture had digressed far beyond anything found in previous D&amp;amp;D.  With little controversy or fanfare, D&amp;amp;D reintroduced demons and many of the darker concepts of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Now based in Seattle Washington, rather than Lake Geneva Wisconsin, the editors at WotC seem to exhibit the cultural norms found in Seattle rather than the heartlands. For example, rather than using the pronoun ''he'' in non-gender specific rules, Third Edition D&amp;amp;D bypasses the clumsy but [[political correctness|politically correct]] construct ''he/she'', and describes rules based on hypothetical characters.  For example, the 3rd Edition &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; paladin was a woman named Alhandra, so the rules text describing the paladin's abilities used &amp;quot;she&amp;quot;; 3rd Edition's &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; cleric was a man named Jozan, so the rules text describing the cleric's abilities used &amp;quot;he&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The D&amp;amp;D ethos traditionally favored ''good'' characters, but Third Edition seems to subscribe to a &amp;quot;balanced&amp;quot; view as the idea.  For example, many of the more evil creatures in Dungeons and Dragons prey on each other as much as on good people (the iconic example being lawful evil devils and chaotic evil demons); some of the text in the game indicates that they should be left to do this, rather than someone trying to destroy one or the other and uniting them, however briefly, in a struggle against the interloper. This is a troubling symptom of our cultural drift from conservative values but not the cause of that drift. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Fourth Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
With much fanfare, the Fourth Edition of the game was recently announced. Coveting the tremendous revenue of miniatures games like [[Games Workshop]]'s ''[[Warhammer]]'', Fourth Edition is compatible with the new D&amp;amp;D Miniatures game. Fourth Edition also uses many of the conventions wildly accepted in online computer games following widely successful games like Blizzard's [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Diablo]].  The game makes several other adjustments; see above for some such changes.&lt;br /&gt;
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In an attempt to revitalize sales, Wizards of the Coast announced a new edition of the game in 2012 that have extended play testing before release. The first core rule book, the Player's Handbook, was released in June 2014 in time for Dungeons and Dragons 40th anniversary. The game has elements of all of the previous editions, and has more clear rules for beginning players. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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There is now a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG) known as ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Online: Stormreach'' which takes place in the ''Eberron'' campaign setting.  Online and computer games are similar to D&amp;amp;D in many respects, but the play of these games is entirely different. D&amp;amp;D is characterized by a human referee and complete freedom of action. Without these key components, the game is a mere shadow of D&amp;amp;D.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Summary===&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is nothing more or less than a formalized game of pretend, similar to imaginary adventures that children everywhere play. But, the simplicity of this concept was not immediately evident to players of  ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or the public at large. Although D&amp;amp;D has a fantasy theme and many rules for resolving actions, ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is at its core a game of pretend like &amp;quot;cops and robbers&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;cowboys and Indians&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Concerns and Criticisms==&lt;br /&gt;
In the late seventies and early eighties, the sudden popularity of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' resulted in a cultural and religious backlash against perceived dangers from the game. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' was linked to the occult, witchcraft &amp;amp; demonology. Additionally there was some criticism about the art depicted in the earliest versions of the game. Much of this criticism came from the natural tendency of people to fear the unknown and to fear new ideas, but some of this criticism was valid and affected later versions of what was published under the name ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Demons and Devils===&lt;br /&gt;
In D&amp;amp;D, player characters (the player's in game persona) are constantly gaining strength and power. Therefore, they are forever seeking more powerful adversaries and more difficult challenges.  For example, at the start of a campaign player characters may be doing battle with creatures short of stature with significant disadvantages (low intelligence, fear of sunlight) such as goblins or kobolds. But as the player character's power increases, so to increases the deadliness of their opponents. In the search for ever more powerful opponents game designers eventually developed attributes for demons and devils.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The publishers of the game had imagined that they would sell a few hundred copies to college-aged males and never imagined that the game would experience explosive popularity, especially among teens as young as thirteen. Therefore, no thought or planning was invested into the potential impact of defining the powers and abilities of demons and devils. To the game's designers and players, killing a demon (in game) was no more controversial than killing a bishop in a game of chess.  &lt;br /&gt;
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But to bystanders the very inclusion of demons and devils was enough to cast suspicion upon the entire game—particularly since the game's much-touted freedom might allow a character to side with them. Additionally, the inclusion of demons and devils in the game raised other questions, such as why there are no angels in the game.  There were no angels in the earliest editions of the game, because there was no reason to have an angel in the role of a ''monster''. (See terminology above.) By late First Edition and early Second Edition, the game included and defined [[angels]], devas and other highly powerful creatures of good; sometimes these were presented as allies for good characters, sometimes enemies for evil ones. This led to the criticism that religious icons were being disrespected by inclusion in the reference works.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In the Second Edition, the publishers tried to sanitize D&amp;amp;D by removing demons and devils, but many players (who enjoyed the challenge of destroying demons) resisted this effort. Later editions removed many references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; demons. Additionally, the terms &amp;quot;devil&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;demon&amp;quot; were replaced with the terms &amp;quot;baatezu&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;tanar'ri&amp;quot;, respectively, and &amp;quot;the Nine Hells&amp;quot; (the outer planar home of devils/baatezu) was renamed &amp;quot;Baator&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, in Third Edition, the game's original terms were readopted and blended—colloquially, for example, creatures from the Nine Hells (also called Baator) were called devils, but the most dominant species of the devils called themselves baatezu. An entire &amp;quot;mature&amp;quot; supplement (though there is no legal restriction on who may buy it, a large sticker is on the cover of most copies, stating it is for mature gamers only), known as the Book of Vile Darkness&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881610000 &amp;quot;Book of Vile Darkness&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was produced to introduce more overtly evil concepts into the game, ostensibly in ways for the DM to make the most horrific enemies possible for their players.  A follow-up, the Book of Exalted Deeds,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/880260000 &amp;quot;Book of Exalted Deeds&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was created as a way for players to explore the philosophy and morality of good, and to make a good alignment more than a line on their character sheet.  (The titles of both books are based on magic items in the game, both of which are extremely useful to a person of the proper alignment.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Fourth Edition Player's Handbook, released in 2008, was the first to contain a &amp;quot;Warlock&amp;quot; class, which allows the player to make a pact with a certain creature to gain power. One option is the &amp;quot;Infernal Pact&amp;quot;, allowing the player to literally make a deal with a devil. &lt;br /&gt;
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===D&amp;amp;D and the Occult===&lt;br /&gt;
The game includes fictional depictions of supernatural abilities called magic, evil monsters called demons and devils, and fictional deities along with their followers. Christians are divided on how this interacts with their faith. A minority of Christians believe that fictional depictions of fantasy elements such as those found in ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia]]'', ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'', ''[[Harry Potter]]'', or ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' are blasphemous, but most Christians see no problem with such fictional works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in the late 1970s the game and others like it came under attack mainly from some fundamentalist Christians as promoting occult and criminal activity. The game's dangers were alleged in the ''Dark Dungeons'' tract by [[Jack Chick]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Jack Chick: [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp &amp;quot;Dark Dungeons&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which portrays D&amp;amp;D players committing suicide when their characters are killed or joining secret witches' covens and learning to cast real magic spells when their characters reach a high enough level.&lt;br /&gt;
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The fact is that ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' designers and players had nothing to do with occult or criminal activity and thirty years later it may be hard to understand how people could confuse D&amp;amp;D with occult activities. In the earliest days of D&amp;amp;D it was easy for an uninformed bystander to draw faulty conclusions based upon a limited knowledge of the game. In its earliest days, OD&amp;amp;D often sold out due to low print runs, leaving bystanders with little access to the rules and little direct knowledge of the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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For example, bystanders knew the game was developing a devoted cult-following. There is an important distinction between a cult-following and a cult itself, but this was lost on some bystanders. As a cult-following, D&amp;amp;D developed an insular fraternity of fans who were plugged into something exciting and new.  Each day the world of D&amp;amp;D expanded and every player everywhere had a hand in the growth of the game. The players were developing their own lexicon and making new and ever expanding rules.  This close bond and strange lexicon was easily misunderstood by those with limited exposure to the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late seventies the game's popularity was preceded by rumors that players were involved in some strange occult activities. Bystanders knew that D&amp;amp;D players were talking about fantastic creatures, magical spells and even demons because the game often includes descriptions of [[occult]] elements like [[magic]], [[ghost]]s, [[spirit]]s, [[demon]]s and [[devil]]s. To an uninformed bystander this may be pretty scary stuff. But, the truth was (allegedly) significantly less mysterious and sensational.  &lt;br /&gt;
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These misperceptions have largely evaporated, both because of the game's popularity and better information about the product.  Critics became aware that players were not involved in anything occult but were gaming in a fantasy setting. Most everyone in America knows someone who has played ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', although they may not know it since playing rightly carries a stigma of geekiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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One item of concern for conservative Christians is that players' characters do not usually worship [[God]], but instead choose a [[patron]] deity from a fictional [[polytheistic]] pantheon. The game settings manufactured by [[Wizards of the Coast]] (''Greyhawk'', ''Faerûn'', ''Eberron'', etc.) expressly adopt a polytheistic [[pantheon]] of fictional deities and reject real-world [[religion]]s as a part of the game.  (The Deities and Demigods&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881650000 &amp;quot;Deities and Demigods&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; supplement offers several different takes on religion, including rules for a monotheistic game world, but deliberately sidesteps the question of any modern religion—Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, etc.--even as it brings up pantheons of old myths, such as the Greek or Norse gods.  It's likely they used only &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; religions in order to avoid controversy.)  The question of what extent and form of religion should be depicted in the game has been a question since the earliest days of the game. In an in depth look at monotheism in fantasy games, Joseph R.Ravitts raised some of the problems and benefits for a born-again Christian's point of view.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Monotheism in Gaming&amp;quot; by Joseph R. Ravitts, Pegasus Magazine Issue #4 published in 1981 by Judges' Guild&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts already understood the power of role-playing, which is now well known. Namely, role-playing is a powerful behavior modification tool. The concept is that if you pretend that you believe something, eventually you will believe that thing.  For this reason, he posited that it was important to avoid role-playing in a polytheistic world. Referencing the classic argument from ''[[Mere Christianity]]'' by [[C.S. Lewis]], Ravitts explained how polytheism is really just [[atheism]] or [[monotheism]] in disguise. He believed that if players and DM's actively played in an atheistic world, they would eventually become atheists.  &lt;br /&gt;
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He then pointed out the difficulties of importing Christianity or other religions into D&amp;amp;D. Ravitts pointed out it is a simple matter to import mythological gods like [[Zeus]] or [[Thor]] into a fantasy setting. One simply imagines these gods are in the fantasy world and begins playing.  But this is much more difficult with religious figures like [[Jesus]], [[Muhammad]] or [[Buddha]]. Each of these three men were real historic personages.  For example, Jesus lived, died and rose again in the Middle East at a specific time and place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts proposed two simple work-arounds, for those who care about their spiritual well-being.  Firstly, one could assume that all humans are teleported from Earth or descended from folks who were teleported from Earth. These humans have preserved their religious identities and thus Christianity is an option for players without tampering with the historical nature of Jesus. Secondly Ravitts proposed altering the game's mythos to allow for an all-powerful detached God reigning over the &amp;quot;gods, demigods and devils&amp;quot;.  In this way the &amp;quot;gods&amp;quot; are not gods at all, but just ultra-powerful beings who distract souls from worshiping the one true God.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course there are alternatives such as ''[http://www.greenronin.com/catalog/grr1019 Testament]'' a D&amp;amp;D-type game set in the Biblical Era. Further, many of the game worlds portray certain gods and religions as being metaphors for modern ones.  (Even the incredibly polytheistic Forgotten Realms, where more than a hundred deities exist, features a triad of gods that could be based on the Holy Trinity.)  Ultimately, D&amp;amp;D is a game of fantasy and players are encouraged to alter the game world to better suit their tastes, and many Christian players and DMs alter the game world so that it better fits their personal beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another criticism is that illustrations in the rule books for ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' often contain images of immodestly dressed women. For example, in the First Edition ''Monster Manual'' a number of drawings depicted topless creatures of fantasy such as the harpy (half-vulture half-woman) or the succubus (a demoness). The OD&amp;amp;D reference ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured the profile of a nude woman. Most of these images are fairly crudely rendered and are not particularly racy by today's standards, but they did exceed the limitations of the [[Comics Code]] of the time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8580/cca3.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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By the publication of Second Edition, the art and layout of the D&amp;amp;D game was managed by professionals. As a result, the quality of the art increased significantly and anything racy was eliminated from the art work. There was some minor controversy with the revised Third Edition ''Monster Manual'''s artwork of the succubus and nymph (a water spirit in the form of a beautiful woman), but aside from these there is nothing particularly shocking in the art for a child or adult of any age.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unchristian Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Although Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons does not present itself as either pro-Christian or anti-Christian, the game features many elements which can be considered to agree with or go against the teachings of Christ. The game has drawn criticism for allowing players to undertake the roleplaying of un-Christian activities: the rules allow a player to have their character perform evil acts, including the summoning or worshiping of demons and devils. Certain fundamentalists disagree with the very format of the game in that player characters can pretend to cast imaginary spells while playing the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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Some feel that the primary action of the game involves the fictional slaying of monsters and the fictional accumulation of wealth, some Christians feel that this goes against the teachings of Christ regarding [[pacifism]] ([[Gospel of Matthew|Matthew]] 5:38-42) and the accumulation of [[wealth]] (Matthew 19:24). Others see these actions as heroic endeavors and wealth is a byproduct of doing good things. Either way, the game and it's choices are a matter of free will. &lt;br /&gt;
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Former [[United Methodist Church]] minister James Wyatt wrote an essay comparing the freedom of a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons player to choose his own actions, to the Christian concept of Free Will. As in real life, a player may, when presented with a moral choice, decide for himself whether to do good or evil. If the player was not able to do evil, he would be forced to do good, removing his freedom. Similarly, God allows human beings to choose between good and evil in real life, and people must accept the consequences of their choice.  The supplements that deal specifically with demons and devils make it quite clear that the afterlife for characters who are condemned to the Abyss or the Nine Heels is in no way pleasant, and may even be short.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tracy Hickman, one of the main authors of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Dragonlance book series, and a Christian with conservative politics and theology, has written a number of articles defending and discussing D&amp;amp;D from a Christian perspective.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The Journal of Religion and Popular Culture: [http://www.usask.ca/relst/jrpc/art9-roleplaying.html &amp;quot;Role-Playing Games and the Christian Right&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Others within the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons community responded by writing other defenses from rationalist perspectives or other perspectives or by writing parodies such as &amp;quot;Chess: The Subtle Sin: Should Christians play chess?&amp;quot;. Some argue that  in response to the perceived Christian persecution of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, darker themed, deliberately counter-cultural games appeared in reaction such as [[Call of Cthulhu]] which is based on the horror writing of [[H.P. Lovecraft]] and set in the [[Cthulhu|Cthulhu Mythos]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; or [[Vampire: the Masquerade]], where players act the roles of undead vampires.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Crime===&lt;br /&gt;
One of the classes, the rogue, has many skills that are against the law, such as lockpicking and pickpocketing; this could lead to an increase in support for soft on crime Democrats. Players are able to break the law of the polities they visit, which many experts suggest will lead to an increase in real world crime. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Possible Areas of Concern for Christians====&lt;br /&gt;
D&amp;amp;D is a &amp;quot;game of pretend&amp;quot; whereby players pretend to take certain actions and the DM adjudicates the results of those actions. By its very nature, this leaves players open to experiment with various moral quandaries and social dilemmas. This is a valuable tool for players to learn the implications and results of playing both good and evil characters.  However, the possibility exists that such an experience may not be beneficial or appropriate for everyone—in particular, persons who already have difficulty separating fantasy with reality might be able to be helped by the game, but it could also make things worse.  Due to the nature of roleplaying games, a great deal depends upon the individual group in question; a given game of Dungeons and Dragons might be benign from a Christian standpoint, or it might involve activities and ideas that a Christian would find profoundly distasteful.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://aquela.com/roleplaying/r&amp;amp;r/index.html Religion and Roleplaying]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.fansforchrist.org/new/articles/article03a.htm Christians Playing Dungeons and Dragons] - An informed Christian's perspective on Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons. &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.trhickman.com/Intel/Essays/Ethic2.html Ethics in Fantasy: Morality and D&amp;amp;D] - Tracey Hickman's essay concerning Christian perspectives and common misunderstandings about Role-Playing Games&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/3691 Full text of H.G. Wells ''Little Wars; a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty'] &lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Rick and Morty</title>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft [[science-fiction]], such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his [[liberal]] values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic [[bureaucrat]]. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug [[alcohol]] fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Techno''' is a form of electronic music which started with [[Berlin]] group Kraftwerk in the late 1960s but only became its own style in the early 1970s. Techno reached its peak during the mid 1990s with the growth of [[Detroit]] Techno. It remains popular to this day. Techno consists of a loud kick drum, usually in a 4x4 bar format, but can have other forms, with associated hi-hats. It is mostly heard in clubs and has gained popularity among [[Ecstasy]] users.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some well known Techno artists include - &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[The Prodigy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Carl Cox&lt;br /&gt;
*Derrick May&lt;br /&gt;
*Jeff Mills&lt;br /&gt;
*Kevin Saunderson&lt;br /&gt;
*The Smashing Pumpkins&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Dungeons and Dragons</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''' (D&amp;amp;amp;D or DnD) is a [[role-playing]] game with a medieval theme featuring [[myth]]ical creatures such as [[elf|elves]], [[dwarf (mythology)|dwarves]], [[orc]]s, a pantheon of gods, and [[dragon]]s, but also semi-fictionalized [[demons]]. Players take the role of characters who solve a series of heroic adventures or quests. Though argued to be a harmless game, it has attracted a variety of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players typically do not compete against one another; rather, the players cooperate to achieve goals and objectives while a referee, in this case called the ''dungeon master'' (DM) or ''game master'' (GM), interprets rules and adjudicates the success or failure of the players' efforts. &lt;br /&gt;
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The game was first published in 1974 by Tactical Studies Rules (TSR). Most of those rules and many of the subsequent rules were authored by [[Gary Gygax]]. There are some who claim that [[Dave Arneson]] was the actual &amp;quot;inventor&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D, but this claim is disputed, not least by the fact that many references were authored by Gygax.  After its original publisher TSR, Inc., went bankrupt, the game was sold to [[Wizards of the Coast]], which later became a division of Hasbro.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Wizards of the Coast's [http://www.wizards.com/dnd D&amp;amp;amp;D site]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late 1970s, the game's popularity exploded, particularly on college campuses. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' spawned countless variations and permutations, but during the earliest days of the game's growth, there were accusations that the game contributed to Satanic worship, teen suicide and general moral depravity.  These criticisms have been repeatedly addressed by the game's creators and defenders.&lt;br /&gt;
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The 5th Edition of the game is the most recent, released in 2014.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Game play==&lt;br /&gt;
''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is a free-form game in which a referee (the Dungeon Master) describes a situational problem to the players and then the players reply with any imaginable response. The exploits of players can occur in any fantasy setting but at some point the adventure often occurs in a ''dungeon'' or subterranean locale not unlike ''[[Khazad-dûm|Moria]]'' in [[Tolkien]]'s ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Players' characters can gain more powers and abilities from earning ''experience points'' for completing various tasks (e.g. solving puzzles, killing enemies) during adventures.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Alignment System===&lt;br /&gt;
Because D&amp;amp;D players can basically &amp;quot;do&amp;quot; anything there are moral implications to the choices players make. To provide a frame of reference and to help the game make sense, Gygax devised an alignment system. All characters (and monsters) are required to have an ''alignment'' and they must adhere to the beliefs of that alignment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Morality is divided into &amp;quot;Good,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Evil&amp;quot; while ethics are divided into &amp;quot;Lawful,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Neutral&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Chaotic.&amp;quot; By combining these two frameworks, we arrive at the nine alignments: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, true neutral (&amp;quot;neutral neutral&amp;quot;), chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, or chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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These alignments help players and referees roleplay characters and monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the original versions of the game, only the &amp;quot;ethical&amp;quot; (Law/Chaos) axis of morality was present.  The &amp;quot;moral&amp;quot; (good/evil) axis was added in later editions.  4th Edition removes the axis concept, resulting in the alignments lawful good, good, unaligned, evil, and chaotic evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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The ability of players to play evil characters has been among the criticisms against the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Components of a Character===&lt;br /&gt;
A character is described in detail on a &amp;quot;character sheet&amp;quot; where the player records important facts about the character. This includes the character's &amp;quot;race&amp;quot;, vocation, unique skills, and numerical ratings of the character's attributes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In this case, &amp;quot;race&amp;quot; refers to a race from fantasy such as an elf, dwarf, gnome or halfling—effectively used as an archaic term for &amp;quot;species&amp;quot;. The races which are allowed in the game vary from DM to DM according to the tastes of players and the setting that the DM has devised. The vocation or &amp;quot;class&amp;quot; of the character refers to the fantasy archetype the player wishes to play, e.g. wizard, barbarian, rogue, cleric, etc. The selection of race and class will impact skills and attributes which are available to the character as well as the strengths and weaknesses the character. &lt;br /&gt;
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===The Magic System ===&lt;br /&gt;
The magic system used in Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons is based very loosely on the writing of fantasy and science fiction author [[Jack Vance]]. Magic using characters must memorize their spells and a spell leaves the wizard's memory upon being cast. Novices and those who have never played the game should note that in this case, the player doesn't actually memorize anything. The &amp;quot;memorization&amp;quot; is really just a mechanic to help limit the number of spells a player can use per gaming episode. The 4th Edition makes significant changes to the system, basing most abilities on &amp;quot;per encounter&amp;quot; uses (as in, how many times per battle or event an ability can be used).&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Combat System ===&lt;br /&gt;
To determine the outcome of man-to-man combat, players roll dice to determine if an attack &amp;quot;hits&amp;quot; and then if the attack hits how much damage the attack does. Damage reduces the defender's &amp;quot;hit points.&amp;quot; When a combatant's hit points are depleted, that combatant is &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; or incapacitated.  This combat system was developed from a ship-to-ship naval combat game that Gygax adapted to describe medieval man-to-man combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History and Development==&lt;br /&gt;
The origins of D&amp;amp;D are found in a prior generation of [[miniatures games]] such as [[H.G. Wells]]' [[Little Wars]]. ''Little Wars'' is a set of rules which describe how to play a game with toy soldiers. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wells' rules were themselves based upon earlier games which were primarily played by nobility and royals to teach warfare strategy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=6040&amp;amp;pageno=2 Foreword to Little Wars by ''H.G. Wells''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the publication of ''Little Wars'', H.G. Wells hoped to bring a game previously known only to kings to the common man. Because tin soldiers do not bleed and do not leave widows, it was Wells hope that men could settle differences by little wars rather than real wars. &lt;br /&gt;
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Miniature gaming such as ''Little Wars'' was nearly unknown in America, although there were pockets of hobbyists such as &amp;quot;International Federation of Gamers&amp;quot;, a tiny group near Milwaukee Wisconsin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Gary Gygax]] and [[Dave Arneson]] were members of that gaming group. It can rightly be said that Gygax and Arneson are the fathers of modern role-playing games, but the contributions of other local gamers are muddied into this mix as well.   &lt;br /&gt;
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===Gygax &amp;amp; Arneson===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1969, Gary Gygax adapted rules meant to govern wooden ship combat into a medieval combat game which was published by Guidon Games under the name ''Chainmail''. The game was very popular locally and grew organically over the next few years.  At the same time, ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' was gaining mass appeal in the United States. This inspired players to incorporate elements of fantasy into their wargames.&lt;br /&gt;
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By 1970, Dave Arneson adapted these and other club rules into something generally referred to as ''the fantasy game''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ''The fantasy game'' had several key innovations --- many of which were of Arneson's devising. In previous wargames, players generally led an army of toy soldiers. But in ''the fantasy game'', each player had only one soldier, described as a ''character'' or ''player character''. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further the game evolved to include the concept that at the next game session would pick up where the last game session ended.  Another evolutionary concept was the idea of a referee or game master. The referee, often played by Arneson or Gygax, had the job of making final judgments and augmenting the rules as necessary to keep the game going.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://jovianclouds.com/blackmoor/rpg2.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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As few records were kept at the time, there is some question as to who exactly designed what in ''the fantasy game'' with Gygax and Arneson at times jointly and separately claiming to have &amp;quot;invented the game&amp;quot;. Arneson's chief claims rest on his evolution of certain key concepts that would constitute all role-playing games to follow.  Gygax's claim rests upon the fact that most of the early reference works were authored by Gygax.&lt;br /&gt;
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===OD&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1972, Gary Gygax and others formed a partnership called Tactical Studies Rules and in 1974 Tactical Studies Rules published Gary Gygax' version of &amp;quot;the Fantasy Game&amp;quot;, later named ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDArchives_History.asp#&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of the game --- often called ''Original Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', ''Old Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or ''OD&amp;amp;D'' --- was printed in staple-bound paperback form from folded sheets of 8.5 x 11 paper and sold as a boxed set. &lt;br /&gt;
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By many accounts, ''OD&amp;amp;D'' was a clunky game, sparse on rules, but in this game one would find all the elements of a modern role-playing game: player characters, a game master, serial adventures, and the opportunity for character growth.  Several print runs of this version sold out quickly and went on to exceed the expectations of everyone involved.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the tremendous success of the D&amp;amp;D paperbacks, Tactical Studies Rules reorganized with partners Gary Gygax, Don Kaye and Brian Blume under the name TSR Hobbies Inc. In 1975, TSR Hobbies published OD&amp;amp;D supplements, Gygax's ''[[Greyhawk]]'' and Arneson's ''[[Blackmoor]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/greyhawk.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.dadsdnd.com/blackmoor.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' began to be noticed by American culture at about the same time the company released ''Eldritch Wizardry'' and ''God, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes''.  The cover of ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured an nude dress female strewn over an altar.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.deigames.com/eldwiz2.JPG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  ''Gods, Demigods &amp;amp; Heroes'' was a mythological reference with gods and heroes from the legends and lore of Greeks, Egyptians, Indians, Norse and more.  Many of these mythological gods are considered creatures of human invention, but some are now considered demons by the Christian Church.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the game was gaining popularity, the works served as a lightning rod for criticism. Although some of the art in these and later editions would violate the [[Comics Code]], the publishers at TSR failed to appreciate the danger of ignoring these rules. Some of TSR's management believed that D&amp;amp;D was marketed toward adult males, not teens and preteens, and thus the Comics Code did not apply.  It soon became evident that D&amp;amp;D's popularity reached beyond college-age males.&lt;br /&gt;
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===First Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1977, TSR Hobbies published the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Basic Set, a boxed set containing revised and abbreviated rules for easier introduction to the game.  This was followed in 1978 by the publication of the &amp;quot;core rule books&amp;quot; of D&amp;amp;D: the ''Players Handbook'', the ''Dungeon Masters Guide'' and the ''Monster Manual''. (Later editions of this game would follow this pattern.)  Taken as a whole with several other reference books this version of the game is alternatively referred to as Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, AD&amp;amp;D, 1E, 1ED&amp;amp;D. This version of the game revised and organized the notes from OD&amp;amp;D into a single playable whole in hardback books.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Although the art found in the books is hardly obscene and does not approach what is found regularly in American culture today, there were a handful of depictions that did not meet the Comics Code. For example, a [[harpy]], a creature from Greek mythology, that is half-woman half-vulture was depicted with nipples revealed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Monster Manual'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1978&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; And a mermaid was depicted topless with her hair covering parts of the chest.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Dungeon Masters Guide'' by Gary Gygax published by TSR Hobbies 1979&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally the game had references to many demons and devils (intended as adversaries). Also the game had a polytheist mythos with some players playing the part of clerics, or priests, of these imaginary or mythical gods.  (See backlash below.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1983, TSR Hobbies changed its name to TSR, Inc. For the next several years, TSR, Inc. released supplements and adventures for AD&amp;amp;D, along with reprints of the AD&amp;amp;D core books.  Typical adventure supplements sold 10,000 to 100,000 units, while each print run of the AD&amp;amp;D core rules sold 40,000 copies.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.acaeum.com/library/printrun.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While the company continue to sell respectable amounts of product, internal disorganization, in-fighting and corporate inefficiencies limited profitability. After a bitter fight with partners, Gygax was forced from the board of directors and eventually left the company.  With Arneson gone since First Edition, the game was now in the hands of a second generation.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1989, TSR Inc. released Second Edition Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons.  This version of the game was largely a rewrite of the previous edition that was nearly fully compatible with First Edition AD&amp;amp;D.  The game was largely sanitized and edited, but not so much reborne. For example, the art of Second Edition achieved a more professional standard. The art did not violate the Comics Code. Second Edition removed all references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; gods, devils and demons and inserted divas and angelic creatures.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Third Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
In 1997, TSR, Inc. was purchased by [[Wizards of the Coast]].  (Wizards is often called WotC, and this acronym is pronounced ''what-see''.) Wizards (eventually acquired by Hasbro) continued to improve the art and graphics of D&amp;amp;D and in 2000 released ''Third Edition Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' to supplant second edition.  While preserving the concepts of RPGing and many of the archetypes of AD&amp;amp;D, Third Edition (3E) would do what Second Edition had not. &lt;br /&gt;
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Third Edition rewrote many of the basic constructs of the game in an effort to &amp;quot;modernize&amp;quot; the game and streamline some of D&amp;amp;D's clumsiest and clunkiest mechanics.  Third Edition rules and supplements broke from the tradition of improving an existing system. Rather third edition replaced the previous system with &amp;quot;new and better&amp;quot; mechanics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the time of the release of Third Edition, most of the controversy associated with D&amp;amp;D had dissipated as secular culture had digressed far beyond anything found in previous D&amp;amp;D.  With little controversy or fanfare, D&amp;amp;D reintroduced demons and many of the darker concepts of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Now based in Seattle Washington, rather than Lake Geneva Wisconsin, the editors at WotC seem to exhibit the cultural norms found in Seattle rather than the heartlands. For example, rather than using the pronoun ''he'' in non-gender specific rules, Third Edition D&amp;amp;D bypasses the clumsy but [[political correctness|politically correct]] construct ''he/she'', and describes rules based on hypothetical characters.  For example, the 3rd Edition &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; paladin was a woman named Alhandra, so the rules text describing the paladin's abilities used &amp;quot;she&amp;quot;; 3rd Edition's &amp;quot;iconic&amp;quot; cleric was a man named Jozan, so the rules text describing the cleric's abilities used &amp;quot;he&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The D&amp;amp;D ethos traditionally favored ''good'' characters, but Third Edition seems to subscribe to a &amp;quot;balanced&amp;quot; view as the idea.  For example, many of the more evil creatures in Dungeons and Dragons prey on each other as much as on good people (the iconic example being lawful evil devils and chaotic evil demons); some of the text in the game indicates that they should be left to do this, rather than someone trying to destroy one or the other and uniting them, however briefly, in a struggle against the interloper. This is a troubling symptom of our cultural drift from conservative values but not the cause of that drift. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Fourth Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
With much fanfare, the Fourth Edition of the game was recently announced. Coveting the tremendous revenue of miniatures games like [[Games Workshop]]'s ''[[Warhammer]]'', Fourth Edition is compatible with the new D&amp;amp;D Miniatures game. Fourth Edition also uses many of the conventions wildly accepted in online computer games following widely successful games like Blizzard's [[World of Warcraft]] and [[Diablo]].  The game makes several other adjustments; see above for some such changes.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fifth Edition==&lt;br /&gt;
In an attempt to revitalize sales, Wizards of the Coast announced a new edition of the game in 2012 that have extended play testing before release. The first core rule book, the Player's Handbook, was released in June 2014 in time for Dungeons and Dragons 40th anniversary. The game has elements of all of the previous editions, and has more clear rules for beginning players. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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There is now a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG) known as ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Online: Stormreach'' which takes place in the ''Eberron'' campaign setting.  Online and computer games are similar to D&amp;amp;D in many respects, but the play of these games is entirely different. D&amp;amp;D is characterized by a human referee and complete freedom of action. Without these key components, the game is a mere shadow of D&amp;amp;D.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Summary===&lt;br /&gt;
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''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is nothing more or less than a formalized game of pretend, similar to imaginary adventures that children everywhere play. But, the simplicity of this concept was not immediately evident to players of  ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' or the public at large. Although D&amp;amp;D has a fantasy theme and many rules for resolving actions, ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' is at its core a game of pretend like &amp;quot;cops and robbers&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;cowboys and Indians&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Concerns and Criticisms==&lt;br /&gt;
In the late seventies and early eighties, the sudden popularity of ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' resulted in a cultural and religious backlash against perceived dangers from the game. ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' was linked to the occult, witchcraft &amp;amp; demonology. Additionally there was some criticism about the art depicted in the earliest versions of the game. Much of this criticism came from the natural tendency of people to fear the unknown and to fear new ideas, but some of this criticism was valid and affected later versions of what was published under the name ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons''. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Demons and Devils===&lt;br /&gt;
In D&amp;amp;D, player characters (the player's in game persona) are constantly gaining strength and power. Therefore, they are forever seeking more powerful adversaries and more difficult challenges.  For example, at the start of a campaign player characters may be doing battle with creatures short of stature with significant disadvantages (low intelligence, fear of sunlight) such as goblins or kobolds. But as the player character's power increases, so to increases the deadliness of their opponents. In the search for ever more powerful opponents game designers eventually developed attributes for demons and devils.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The publishers of the game had imagined that they would sell a few hundred copies to college-aged males and never imagined that the game would experience explosive popularity, especially among teens as young as thirteen. Therefore, no thought or planning was invested into the potential impact of defining the powers and abilities of demons and devils. To the game's designers and players, killing a demon (in game) was no more controversial than killing a bishop in a game of chess.  &lt;br /&gt;
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But to bystanders the very inclusion of demons and devils was enough to cast suspicion upon the entire game—particularly since the game's much-touted freedom might allow a character to side with them. Additionally, the inclusion of demons and devils in the game raised other questions, such as why there are no angels in the game.  There were no angels in the earliest editions of the game, because there was no reason to have an angel in the role of a ''monster''. (See terminology above.) By late First Edition and early Second Edition, the game included and defined [[angels]], devas and other highly powerful creatures of good; sometimes these were presented as allies for good characters, sometimes enemies for evil ones. This led to the criticism that religious icons were being disrespected by inclusion in the reference works.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In the Second Edition, the publishers tried to sanitize D&amp;amp;D by removing demons and devils, but many players (who enjoyed the challenge of destroying demons) resisted this effort. Later editions removed many references to &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; demons. Additionally, the terms &amp;quot;devil&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;demon&amp;quot; were replaced with the terms &amp;quot;baatezu&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;tanar'ri&amp;quot;, respectively, and &amp;quot;the Nine Hells&amp;quot; (the outer planar home of devils/baatezu) was renamed &amp;quot;Baator&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, in Third Edition, the game's original terms were readopted and blended—colloquially, for example, creatures from the Nine Hells (also called Baator) were called devils, but the most dominant species of the devils called themselves baatezu. An entire &amp;quot;mature&amp;quot; supplement (though there is no legal restriction on who may buy it, a large sticker is on the cover of most copies, stating it is for mature gamers only), known as the Book of Vile Darkness&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881610000 &amp;quot;Book of Vile Darkness&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was produced to introduce more overtly evil concepts into the game, ostensibly in ways for the DM to make the most horrific enemies possible for their players.  A follow-up, the Book of Exalted Deeds,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/880260000 &amp;quot;Book of Exalted Deeds&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was created as a way for players to explore the philosophy and morality of good, and to make a good alignment more than a line on their character sheet.  (The titles of both books are based on magic items in the game, both of which are extremely useful to a person of the proper alignment.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Fourth Edition Player's Handbook, released in 2008, was the first to contain a &amp;quot;Warlock&amp;quot; class, which allows the player to make a pact with a certain creature to gain power. One option is the &amp;quot;Infernal Pact&amp;quot;, allowing the player to literally make a deal with a devil. &lt;br /&gt;
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===D&amp;amp;D and the Occult===&lt;br /&gt;
The game includes fictional depictions of supernatural abilities called magic, evil monsters called demons and devils, and fictional deities along with their followers. Christians are divided on how this interacts with their faith. A minority of Christians believe that fictional depictions of fantasy elements such as those found in ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia]]'', ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'', ''[[Harry Potter]]'', or ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' are blasphemous, but most Christians see no problem with such fictional works. &lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in the late 1970s the game and others like it came under attack mainly from some fundamentalist Christians as promoting occult and criminal activity. The game's dangers were alleged in the ''Dark Dungeons'' tract by [[Jack Chick]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Jack Chick: [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp &amp;quot;Dark Dungeons&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which portrays D&amp;amp;D players committing suicide when their characters are killed or joining secret witches' covens and learning to cast real magic spells when their characters reach a high enough level.&lt;br /&gt;
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The fact is that ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' designers and players had nothing to do with occult or criminal activity and thirty years later it may be hard to understand how people could confuse D&amp;amp;D with occult activities. In the earliest days of D&amp;amp;D it was easy for an uninformed bystander to draw faulty conclusions based upon a limited knowledge of the game. In its earliest days, OD&amp;amp;D often sold out due to low print runs, leaving bystanders with little access to the rules and little direct knowledge of the game.&lt;br /&gt;
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For example, bystanders knew the game was developing a devoted cult-following. There is an important distinction between a cult-following and a cult itself, but this was lost on some bystanders. As a cult-following, D&amp;amp;D developed an insular fraternity of fans who were plugged into something exciting and new.  Each day the world of D&amp;amp;D expanded and every player everywhere had a hand in the growth of the game. The players were developing their own lexicon and making new and ever expanding rules.  This close bond and strange lexicon was easily misunderstood by those with limited exposure to the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the late seventies the game's popularity was preceded by rumors that players were involved in some strange occult activities. Bystanders knew that D&amp;amp;D players were talking about fantastic creatures, magical spells and even demons because the game often includes descriptions of [[occult]] elements like [[magic]], [[ghost]]s, [[spirit]]s, [[demon]]s and [[devil]]s. To an uninformed bystander this may be pretty scary stuff. But, the truth was (allegedly) significantly less mysterious and sensational.  &lt;br /&gt;
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These misperceptions have largely evaporated, both because of the game's popularity and better information about the product.  Critics became aware that players were not involved in anything occult but were gaming in a fantasy setting. Most everyone in America knows someone who has played ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'', although they may not know it since playing rightly carries a stigma of geekiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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===God and gods===&lt;br /&gt;
One item of concern for conservative Christians is that players' characters do not usually worship [[God]], but instead choose a [[patron]] deity from a fictional [[polytheistic]] pantheon. The game settings manufactured by [[Wizards of the Coast]] (''Greyhawk'', ''Faerûn'', ''Eberron'', etc.) expressly adopt a polytheistic [[pantheon]] of fictional deities and reject real-world [[religion]]s as a part of the game.  (The Deities and Demigods&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881650000 &amp;quot;Deities and Demigods&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; supplement offers several different takes on religion, including rules for a monotheistic game world, but deliberately sidesteps the question of any modern religion—Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, etc.--even as it brings up pantheons of old myths, such as the Greek or Norse gods.  It's likely they used only &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; religions in order to avoid controversy.)  The question of what extent and form of religion should be depicted in the game has been a question since the earliest days of the game. In an in depth look at monotheism in fantasy games, Joseph R.Ravitts raised some of the problems and benefits for a born-again Christian's point of view.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Monotheism in Gaming&amp;quot; by Joseph R. Ravitts, Pegasus Magazine Issue #4 published in 1981 by Judges' Guild&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts already understood the power of role-playing, which is now well known. Namely, role-playing is a powerful behavior modification tool. The concept is that if you pretend that you believe something, eventually you will believe that thing.  For this reason, he posited that it was important to avoid role-playing in a polytheistic world. Referencing the classic argument from ''[[Mere Christianity]]'' by [[C.S. Lewis]], Ravitts explained how polytheism is really just [[atheism]] or [[monotheism]] in disguise. He believed that if players and DM's actively played in an atheistic world, they would eventually become atheists.  &lt;br /&gt;
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He then pointed out the difficulties of importing Christianity or other religions into D&amp;amp;D. Ravitts pointed out it is a simple matter to import mythological gods like [[Zeus]] or [[Thor]] into a fantasy setting. One simply imagines these gods are in the fantasy world and begins playing.  But this is much more difficult with religious figures like [[Jesus]], [[Muhammad]] or [[Buddha]]. Each of these three men were real historic personages.  For example, Jesus lived, died and rose again in the Middle East at a specific time and place.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ravitts proposed two simple work-arounds, for those who care about their spiritual well-being.  Firstly, one could assume that all humans are teleported from Earth or descended from folks who were teleported from Earth. These humans have preserved their religious identities and thus Christianity is an option for players without tampering with the historical nature of Jesus. Secondly Ravitts proposed altering the game's mythos to allow for an all-powerful detached God reigning over the &amp;quot;gods, demigods and devils&amp;quot;.  In this way the &amp;quot;gods&amp;quot; are not gods at all, but just ultra-powerful beings who distract souls from worshiping the one true God.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, it is worth noting that novels and &amp;quot;sourcebooks&amp;quot; make occasional references to a &amp;quot;God of gods&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course there are alternatives such as ''[http://www.greenronin.com/catalog/grr1019 Testament]'' a D&amp;amp;D-type game set in the Biblical Era. Further, many of the game worlds portray certain gods and religions as being metaphors for modern ones.  (Even the incredibly polytheistic Forgotten Realms, where more than a hundred deities exist, features a triad of gods that could be based on the Holy Trinity.)  Ultimately, D&amp;amp;D is a game of fantasy and players are encouraged to alter the game world to better suit their tastes, and many Christian players and DMs alter the game world so that it better fits their personal beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The art of D&amp;amp;D===&lt;br /&gt;
Another criticism is that illustrations in the rule books for ''Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons'' often contain images of immodestly dressed women. For example, in the First Edition ''Monster Manual'' a number of drawings depicted topless creatures of fantasy such as the harpy (half-vulture half-woman) or the succubus (a demoness). The OD&amp;amp;D reference ''Eldritch Wizardry'' featured the profile of a nude woman. Most of these images are fairly crudely rendered and are not particularly racy by today's standards, but they did exceed the limitations of the [[Comics Code]] of the time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8580/cca3.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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By the publication of Second Edition, the art and layout of the D&amp;amp;D game was managed by professionals. As a result, the quality of the art increased significantly and anything racy was eliminated from the art work. There was some minor controversy with the revised Third Edition ''Monster Manual'''s artwork of the succubus and nymph (a water spirit in the form of a beautiful woman), but aside from these there is nothing particularly shocking in the art for a child or adult of any age.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unchristian Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Although Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons does not present itself as either pro-Christian or anti-Christian, the game features many elements which can be considered to agree with or go against the teachings of Christ. The game has drawn criticism for allowing players to undertake the roleplaying of un-Christian activities: the rules allow a player to have their character perform evil acts, including the summoning or worshiping of demons and devils. Certain fundamentalists disagree with the very format of the game in that player characters can pretend to cast imaginary spells while playing the game. &lt;br /&gt;
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Some feel that the primary action of the game involves the fictional slaying of monsters and the fictional accumulation of wealth, some Christians feel that this goes against the teachings of Christ regarding [[pacifism]] ([[Gospel of Matthew|Matthew]] 5:38-42) and the accumulation of [[wealth]] (Matthew 19:24). Others see these actions as heroic endeavors and wealth is a byproduct of doing good things. Either way, the game and it's choices are a matter of free will. &lt;br /&gt;
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Former [[United Methodist Church]] minister James Wyatt wrote an essay comparing the freedom of a Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons player to choose his own actions, to the Christian concept of Free Will. As in real life, a player may, when presented with a moral choice, decide for himself whether to do good or evil. If the player was not able to do evil, he would be forced to do good, removing his freedom. Similarly, God allows human beings to choose between good and evil in real life, and people must accept the consequences of their choice.  The supplements that deal specifically with demons and devils make it quite clear that the afterlife for characters who are condemned to the Abyss or the Nine Heels is in no way pleasant, and may even be short.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tracy Hickman, one of the main authors of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons Dragonlance book series, and a Christian with conservative politics and theology, has written a number of articles defending and discussing D&amp;amp;D from a Christian perspective.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The Journal of Religion and Popular Culture: [http://www.usask.ca/relst/jrpc/art9-roleplaying.html &amp;quot;Role-Playing Games and the Christian Right&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Others within the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons community responded by writing other defenses from rationalist perspectives or other perspectives or by writing parodies such as &amp;quot;Chess: The Subtle Sin: Should Christians play chess?&amp;quot;. Some argue that  in response to the perceived Christian persecution of the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons, darker themed, deliberately counter-cultural games appeared in reaction such as [[Call of Cthulhu]] which is based on the horror writing of [[H.P. Lovecraft]] and set in the [[Cthulhu|Cthulhu Mythos]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Waldron&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; or [[Vampire: the Masquerade]], where players act the roles of undead vampires.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Crime===&lt;br /&gt;
One of the classes, the rogue, has many skills that are against the law, such as lockpicking and pickpocketing; this could lead to an increase in support for soft on crime Democrats. Players are able to break the law of the polities they visit, which many experts suggest will lead to an increase in real world crime. &lt;br /&gt;
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====Possible Areas of Concern for Christians====&lt;br /&gt;
D&amp;amp;D is a &amp;quot;game of pretend&amp;quot; whereby players pretend to take certain actions and the DM adjudicates the results of those actions. By its very nature, this leaves players open to experiment with various moral quandaries and social dilemmas. This is a valuable tool for players to learn the implications and results of playing both good and evil characters.  However, the possibility exists that such an experience may not be beneficial or appropriate for everyone—in particular, persons who already have difficulty separating fantasy with reality might be able to be helped by the game, but it could also make things worse.  Due to the nature of roleplaying games, a great deal depends upon the individual group in question; a given game of Dungeons and Dragons might be benign from a Christian standpoint, or it might involve activities and ideas that a Christian would find profoundly distasteful.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://aquela.com/roleplaying/r&amp;amp;r/index.html Religion and Roleplaying]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.fansforchrist.org/new/articles/article03a.htm Christians Playing Dungeons and Dragons] - An informed Christian's perspective on Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons. &lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.trhickman.com/Intel/Essays/Ethic2.html Ethics in Fantasy: Morality and D&amp;amp;D] - Tracey Hickman's essay concerning Christian perspectives and common misunderstandings about Role-Playing Games&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/3691 Full text of H.G. Wells ''Little Wars; a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty'] &lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>One America News Network</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''One America News Network''' (OAN or OANN) is an independent cable news channel owned by Herring Networks. Based out of [[San Diego]], [[California]], the network is best known for its news reports which are objective and straightforward and its [[conservative]] talk shows ''The Daily Ledger'' hosted by Graham Ledger and ''Tipping Point'' hosted by Liz Wheeler.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedia]] claims in its article on OANN that the channel &amp;quot;has been noted for promoting falsehoods and conspiracy theories&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=One_America_News_Network&amp;amp;diff=855500727&amp;amp;oldid=855372138 One America News Network article at Wikipedia, August 18, 2018]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a means to discredit and dismiss factual reports (including claims of those stories being &amp;quot;debunked&amp;quot;) that have aired on the channel,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=One_America_News_Network&amp;amp;diff=851495078&amp;amp;oldid=851319510 One America News Network article at Wikipedia, July 22, 2018]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but have frequently included false information about OANN and the news stories the channel has covered in the site's article&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=One_America_News_Network&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=852385075 One America News Network article at Wikipedia, July 28, 2018]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=One_America_News_Network&amp;amp;diff=856663729&amp;amp;oldid=856662987 One America News Network article at Wikipedia, August 26, 2018]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and have used liberal-biased (and thus non-credible) sources to back their claims.&lt;br /&gt;
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OANN, a conservative news source, filed a legal brief in support of U.S. President [[Donald Trump]] being allowed to revoke [[CNN]]'s [[Jim Acosta]] press pass when [[Fox News]] sided with the [[liberal media]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Samuels, Brett (November 15, 2018). [https://thehill.com/homenews/media/416954-conservative-outlet-one-america-news-files-brief-in-support-of-white-house-in Conservative outlet One America News files brief in support of White House in CNN legal battle]. ''The Hill''. Retrieved November 15, 2018.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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OANN is a potential conservative competitor to the increasingly liberal [[Fox News]], which is under the control of Rupert Murdoch.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Adelmann, Bob (January 13, 2020). [https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/item/34600-trump-supporters-floating-purchase-of-oan-network-as-fox-moves-leftward Trump Supporters Floating Purchase of OAN Network as Fox Moves Leftward]. ''The New American''. Retrieved January 13, 2020.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==White House Correspondents Association==&lt;br /&gt;
The [[White House Correspondents Association]] (WHCA) tried to censor OANN during the [[Chinese Communist coronavirus pandemic]] because of its anti-[[CCP propaganda war]] reporting (with one of the WHCA's members, [[CNN]] reporter [[Oliver Darcy]], even going so far as to smear OANN as a &amp;quot;small right-wing outlet&amp;quot; and lie about one of its reporters in a Twitter post [[discrediting attack|in a weak attempt at discrediting it]]), while simultaneously and hypocritically allowing a propagandist/&amp;quot;reporter&amp;quot; from Hong Kong-based CCP propaganda outlet Phoenix TV to attend White House press conferences and state the official CCP propaganda line regarding its claimed &amp;quot;contributions&amp;quot; during the [[CCP virus]] pandemic to President [[Donald Trump]] instead of asking actual relevant questions, which Trump called her out on.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5IreHffSms Chinese Communist Media Infiltrates White House Presser] at One America News Network YouTube channel&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPuz9M9Y8JI White House Press Corps exposed as blatantly biased] at One America News Network YouTube channel&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SpZOAAF05s White House Correspondents Association Backs Freedom of Speech Into a Corner] at One America News Network YouTube channel&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Google/YouTube censorship and liberal media attacks==&lt;br /&gt;
In November 2020, [[Google]]-owned [[YouTube]] illegally blocked OANN from uploading videos to its YouTube channel for one week and demonitized the channel after it posted a video that reported the truth about the [[CCP flu]] and about the illegality and unconstitutionality of the lockdowns being imposed by [[Democrat]] governors and mayors.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/11/youtube-suspends-demonetizes-one-america-news-network/ YouTube Suspends, Demonetizes One America News Network] at the Gateway Pundit&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  YouTube also deleted the video, while [[Axios]], which first reported the illegal suspension by YouTube, falsely claimed that OANN was &amp;quot;spreading misinformation&amp;quot; and that the video was &amp;quot;promoting a phony cure&amp;quot; for the CCP flu, while [[CNN]] &amp;quot;reporter&amp;quot;/hack Donie O'Sullivan likewise falsely claimed, without proof, that OANN &amp;quot;has become a hub of conspiracy theories undermining the integrity of the election&amp;quot; while ignoring that it is the Democrat Party itself that has undermined electoral integrity through its use of [[Biden Putsch|illegal vote fraud]] to steal the [[2020 presidential election]] for [[Joe Biden]], which the [[liberal media]] has conveniently chosen to ignore to cover for their Democrat puppetmasters.  The left-wing [[Anti-Defamation League]] also opined on the YouTube attack on OANN, claiming that YouTube's actions were &amp;quot;insufficient&amp;quot; and, in also covering for [[Democrat election fraud]], falsely claimed, also without proof, that the channel had been &amp;quot;spreading electoral misinformation&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://www.oann.com/ Official site]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Rick and Morty</title>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene. &lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder, and the chairman is none other than C Montgomery Burns, a cruel plutocratic businessman who uses attack dogs to enforce the length of his employee's lunch breaks. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft science-fiction, such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his liberal values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic bureaucrat. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug alcohol fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally, such as the United Kingdom's Labour Party) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members, who has had a mediocre career at best as an adman. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 1==&lt;br /&gt;
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|The song of songs, which is Solomon's. &lt;br /&gt;
|The most beautiful song from Solomon&lt;br /&gt;
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|Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine. &lt;br /&gt;
|Just kiss me with your lips... Your love is so pleasurable, even better than wine&lt;br /&gt;
|it is clear the woman has begun speaking. she is a country girl (shulamite maiden)&lt;br /&gt;
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|Because of the savour of thy good ointments thy name is as ointment poured forth, therefore do the virgins love thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Pleasurable also is the fragrance of your perfume. You are a fragrant balm yourself; no wonder that the maidens love you!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;the virgins&amp;quot; refers to other maidens&lt;br /&gt;
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|Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Make me yours, don’t lose any more time! Take me to your bedroom, my king! Let’s rejoice and delight together. Let’s celebrate your love, which is much better than wine. There are more than enough reasons to love you!&lt;br /&gt;
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|I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. &lt;br /&gt;
|I am black, but I am beautiful. Black as the tents of Kedar, beautiful like the pavilions of Solomon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. &lt;br /&gt;
|Don’t look at my dark complexion, and forget that the sun tanned my skin. My brothers got mad at me, and they forced me to look after the vineyards. But I neglected my own vineyard!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions? &lt;br /&gt;
|So tell me, my love: Where do you feed your herds? Where do you make them rest at noon? Why should I wander among the herds of your friends?&lt;br /&gt;
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|If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds' tents. &lt;br /&gt;
|If you don’t know it, fairest among women, just go after the trail of the herds, and feed your goats besides the shepherds homes. &lt;br /&gt;
|Here the man begins speaking&lt;br /&gt;
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|I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh's chariots. &lt;br /&gt;
|You remind me to those fine horses that pull the pharaoh chariot.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your cheeks look more beautiful than any of your jewels, and your neck stands out from the gold collars that surround it!&lt;br /&gt;
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|We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|We will make gold and silver jewels for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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|While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|As the king is sitting at the table, my perfume spreads its fragrance. &lt;br /&gt;
|Here the woman is taling again&lt;br /&gt;
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|A bundle of myrrh is my wellbeloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is for me as a little sac of myrrh that sleeps between my breasts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of En-gedi. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is for me like a bouquet of orange blossoms, from the vineyards of En-gedi.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes. &lt;br /&gt;
|You are so beautiful my love, so beautiful! Your eyes are more charming than a dove!&lt;br /&gt;
|The man speaks again&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green. &lt;br /&gt;
|You are so beautiful, my love! So charming! A carpet of green grass and flowers is our bed&lt;br /&gt;
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|The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of fir. &lt;br /&gt;
|The walls of our house are the cedars, and the cypresses are our roof.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. &lt;br /&gt;
|I am a the rose from Saron, and the lily of the valleys&lt;br /&gt;
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|As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters. &lt;br /&gt;
|As a lily among thorns is my loved girl among other women&lt;br /&gt;
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|As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. &lt;br /&gt;
|As an apple tree among a forest is my loved man among other men. I love to sit under his shadow, his fruit is sweet to my taste.&lt;br /&gt;
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|He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love. &lt;br /&gt;
|He took me to the banquetinng house, and over me he raised his love flag.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love. &lt;br /&gt;
|Make me strong with raisins, sustain me with apples, because I am sick of love!&lt;br /&gt;
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|His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me. &lt;br /&gt;
|His left hand is under my head, and his right arm embraces me!&lt;br /&gt;
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|I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. &lt;br /&gt;
|I beg you, women from Jerusalem, in the name of the gazelles and the deer from the forest, that you don’t bother my loved girl, let her sleep until she wants to awake.&lt;br /&gt;
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|The voice of my beloved! behold, he cometh leaping upon the mountains, skipping upon the hills. &lt;br /&gt;
|The voice of my loved man! Look at him, he is coming! Jumping through the hills, hopping through the mountains!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is like a roe or a young hart: behold, he standeth behind our wall, he looketh forth at the windows, shewing himself through the lattice. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is like a deer. Look at him, standing beneath our wall, spying through the windows, watching through the lattices!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved spake, and said unto me, Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man spoke and told me: “Get up, my love, come with me, beautiful woman!”&lt;br /&gt;
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|For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; &lt;br /&gt;
|Look, the winter is gone, and with it, also has gone the rain!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land; &lt;br /&gt;
|The flowers are blooming in the country; it is the time to sing! You can hear throughout our land the music of the nightingales!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The fig tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines with the tender grape give a good smell. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. &lt;br /&gt;
|The fig tree is giving its first fruits, and the vineyards are spreading their fragrance. Get up, my love, come with me, beautiful woman!&lt;br /&gt;
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|O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the secret places of the stairs, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely. &lt;br /&gt;
|My dove, you who hide in the cracks of the rocks, in the clef of the mountains, show me your face, let me hear your voice; Your voice is so pleasant, and your face so beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines have tender grapes. &lt;br /&gt;
|Catch those foxes, those little foxes that destroy our vineyards, our vineyards in full blossom!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is mine, and I am his: he feedeth among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is mine, and I am his, he feeds his herds among lilies.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, turn, my beloved, and be thou like a roe or a young hart upon the mountains of Bether. &lt;br /&gt;
|Before the day breaks, and the shadows fade away, come back to me, my love. Run like a deer through the steep hills.&lt;br /&gt;
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|By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. &lt;br /&gt;
|At night, on my bed, I seek for the love of my life; I seek, but I can’t find it.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I will rise now, and go about the city in the streets, and in the broad ways I will seek him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. &lt;br /&gt;
| I get up, and search through the city, through its streets and markets, looking for the love of my life. I seek but I can’t find it!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The watchmen that go about the city found me: to whom I said, Saw ye him whom my soul loveth? &lt;br /&gt;
|The guards find me while they patrol the city.  I ask them:  &amp;quot;Have you seen the love of my life?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|It was but a little that I passed from them, but I found him whom my soul loveth: I held him, and would not let him go, until I had brought him into my mother's house, and into the chamber of her that conceived me. &lt;br /&gt;
|As soon as I leave them, I find the love of my life.  I hug him and without releasing him, I take him to my mother's house, to the bedroom where she conceived me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. &lt;br /&gt;
| I would ask, women of Jerusalem, in the name of the gazelles and deer of the forest, do not disturb my beloved, until he wants to be awakened.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Who is this that cometh out of the wilderness like pillars of smoke, perfumed with myrrh and frankincense, with all powders of the merchant? &lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that goes through the desert like a plume of smoke, spreading aromas of myrrh and frankincense, spreading the fragrance of exotic perfumes?&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold his bed, which is Solomon's; threescore valiant men are about it, of the valiant of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Look! There goes Solomon's carriage! It comes escorted by sixty warriors selected from among the bravest of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|They all hold swords, being expert in war: every man hath his sword upon his thigh because of fear in the night. &lt;br /&gt;
|They carry swords, and have been trained for combat; each of them carry a sword in his belt, because the night is dangerous, and they need weapons to defend themselves and the king.&lt;br /&gt;
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|King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
|Solomon built the carriage himself with fine woods from Lebanon.&lt;br /&gt;
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|He made the pillars thereof of silver, the bottom thereof of gold, the covering of it of purple, the midst thereof being paved with love, for the daughters of Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
|The columns were made of silver, the frames were made of gold. The seats were upholstered with purple fabric and the interior was decorated with great care by the daughters of Jerusalem.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Go forth, O ye daughters of Zion, and behold king Solomon with the crown wherewith his mother crowned him in the day of his espousals, and in the day of the gladness of his heart. &lt;br /&gt;
|Get out, women of Zion; Contemplate the King Solomon! He wears the crown that his mother made him. The day he married, was the day his heart received its greatest gift.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes within thy locks: thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead. &lt;br /&gt;
|See, you are beautiful, my love; see, you are beautiful; you have dove eyes within your hair: your hair is like a flock of goats that are seen from Mount Gilead.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every one bear twins, and none is barren among them. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your teeth are like a flock of sheep with even coats, which came up from the washing; every one bear twins, and all are fertile.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your lips are like a scarlet thread, and your speech is beautiful; your temples are like a pomegranate piece within your hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy neck is like the tower of David builded for an armoury, whereon there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your neck is like the tower of David built for the armory, where they hang a thousand shields, all owned by mighty men.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your breasts are like young roe twins that eat among the lilies.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, I will get me to the mountain of myrrh, and to the hill of frankincense. &lt;br /&gt;
|Until dawn, I will go to the mountain of myrrh, and of frankincense. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thou art all fair, my love; there is no spot in thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your are all beautiful, my love, with no blemish.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Come with me from Lebanon, my spouse, with me from Lebanon: look from the top of Amana, from the top of Shenir and Hermon, from the lions' dens, from the mountains of the leopards. &lt;br /&gt;
|Come with me out of Lebanon, my wife: look from the top of Amana, Shenir and Hermon, and the lions' dens and the leopard's mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, my spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck. &lt;br /&gt;
|You have seized my heart, my sister, wife; you have seized my heart with one eye, with one part of your neck.&lt;br /&gt;
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|How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! &lt;br /&gt;
|How pretty is your love, my sister, wife! How much better is your love than wine, and the smell of your ointments than all spices!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy lips, O my spouse, drop as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under thy tongue; and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your lips drop like the honeycomb; honey and milk are under your tongue, and the smell of your clothes is like Lebanon's.&lt;br /&gt;
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|A garden inclosed is my sister, my spouse; a spring shut up, a fountain sealed. &lt;br /&gt;
|My sister, spouse is a closed garden, a shut up spring, a sealed fountain.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard, &lt;br /&gt;
|Your plants are a pomegranate orchard with pleasant fruits; camphire with spikenard,&lt;br /&gt;
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|Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices: &lt;br /&gt;
|Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all frankincense trees; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices: &lt;br /&gt;
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|A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
|A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits. &lt;br /&gt;
|Wake up, you north wind; and go south; blow thorugh my garden, that the spices may flow out. Let my wife come into his garden and eat his pleasant fruits. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 5==&lt;br /&gt;
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|I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I sleep, but my heart waketh: it is the voice of my beloved that knocketh, saying, Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled: for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the drops of the night. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I have put off my coat; how shall I put it on? I have washed my feet; how shall I defile them? &lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself, and was gone: my soul failed when he spake: I sought him, but I could not find him; I called him, but he gave me no answer. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|The watchmen that went about the city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls took away my veil from me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, if ye find my beloved, that ye tell him, that I am sick of love. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|What is thy beloved more than another beloved, O thou fairest among women? what is thy beloved more than another beloved, that thou dost so charge us? &lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 6==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|Whither is thy beloved gone, O thou fairest among women? whither is thy beloved turned aside? that we may seek him with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is gone down into his garden, to the beds of spices, to feed in the gardens, and to gather lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine: he feedeth among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy teeth are as a flock of sheep which go up from the washing, whereof every one beareth twins, and there is not one barren among them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|As a piece of a pomegranate are thy temples within thy locks. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|There are threescore queens, and fourscore concubines, and virgins without number. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|My dove, my undefiled is but one; she is the only one of her mother, she is the choice one of her that bare her. The daughters saw her, and blessed her; yea, the queens and the concubines, and they praised her. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Who is she that looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and terrible as an army with banners? &lt;br /&gt;
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|I went down into the garden of nuts to see the fruits of the valley, and to see whether the vine flourished, and the pomegranates budded. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Or ever I was aware, my soul made me like the chariots of Amminadib. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Return, return, O Shulamite; return, return, that we may look upon thee. What will ye see in the Shulamite? As it were the company of two armies. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 7==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath-rabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge in the villages. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine flourish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates bud forth: there will I give thee my loves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 8==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|O that thou wert as my brother, that sucked the breasts of my mother! when I should find thee without, I would kiss thee; yea, I should not be despised. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that cometh up from the wilderness, leaning upon her beloved? I raised thee up under the apple tree: there thy mother brought thee forth: there she brought thee forth that bare thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Solomon had a vineyard at Baal-hamon; he let out the vineyard unto keepers; every one for the fruit thereof was to bring a thousand pieces of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|My vineyard, which is mine, is before me: thou, O Solomon, must have a thousand, and those that keep the fruit thereof two hundred. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou that dwellest in the gardens, the companions hearken to thy voice: cause me to hear it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like to a roe or to a young hart upon the mountains of spices. &lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Rick and Morty</title>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once before Trump.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft science-fiction, such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his liberal values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic bureaucrat. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug alcohol fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comedy Television Shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points(the Springfield Republican Party made its headquarters in a gothic castle, with accompanying ominous lighting and thunder. Before The Simpsons aired in 1989, Republicans had won the last 4 out of 5 Presidential Elections; since then Republicans have won the popular presidential vote only once.) Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft science-fiction, such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his liberal values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic bureaucrat. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug alcohol fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comedy Television Shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Fans of the show come from all over the political spectrum, although a particularly vocal portion are techno-libertarians.  Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene.&lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points. Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft science-fiction, such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his liberal values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic bureaucrat. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug alcohol fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene.&lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points. Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft science-fiction, such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his liberal values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. His frequent use of profanity seems to have influenced his daughter and subsequently the rest of the Smith family, which had to be censored for the initial airing. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by separate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic bureaucrat. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug alcohol fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctant son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
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“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comedy Television Shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. The show could be understood as a parable warning of the dangers of modern science (evolution, relativity, quantum mechanics, string theory, multiverse, etc), as all of the fantastic gadgets and adventures Rick plans often make the Smith household, and the world, worse places. Rick rarely if ever takes responsibility for his own actions. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points. Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft science-fiction, such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his liberal values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by serparate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic bureaucrat. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug alcohol fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctanat son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comedy Television Shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points. Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft science-fiction, such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his liberal values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by serparate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic bureaucrat. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug alcohol fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the distant father of Beth, the reluctanat son-in-law of Jerry, and the rambunctious grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. He could be understood as a symbol of the political center, which is often hijacked by Democrats (or other left wing parties for that matter globally) as a weapon against conservative ideas and projects. Although Morty occasionally tries to reign in his grandfather, Rick is clearly the dominant member of the pair. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
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“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Comedy Television Shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Rick_and_Morty&amp;diff=1713085</id>
		<title>Rick and Morty</title>
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'''Rick and Morty''' is an award winning, humorous (although sometimes crude, or seldomly not crude) animated TV program that was created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is produced by the organizations Williams Street, Harmonious Claptrap, Starburns Industries, Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions, Rick and Morty LLC, and Green Portal Productions, and came out in 2013.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Science fiction elements of the show include time travel, inter-dimensional travel, alien planets, extraterrestrials, Meeseeks boxes (which generate a creature that will perform the desired task and then disappear), intelligence boxes, inter-dimensional cable, gene splicing, and more. Many of these elements conflict with Christian teachings, such as inter-dimensional travel; none of the extra dimensions featured in the show, such as Buttworld, are featured in the Genesis creation account featured in the Bible. Although Rick is exceptionally intelligent, he lacks wisdom and ethics, and is a poor role model for children, teenagers, and adults for that matter. An earlier show, The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti, created by Justin Roiland, loosely inspired by characters from Back to the Future, served as a precursor to this one; it ran for four episodes on Channel 101, founded by Dan Harmon (beware, the show is MUCH more vulgar than Rick and Morty). The show has created a large and passionate fanbase, which has created shortages of szechaun sauce at McDonald's and started a petition to create a Rick and Morty feature film, and have stampeded to several internet websites to discuss their favorite show, including at Reddit and TV Tropes. Viewers have continued to proclaim the news about the show to their friends from the rooftops, which increases the audience of the show, raising the rates to advertise on the show, making it more likely for more episodes to be ordered. Some critics have become fed up with some of the fan's antics, including members of the show's own staff &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/0/rick-morty-mania-toxic-fans-made-hit-cartoon-hate-movement/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. It is an opinion of many fans that the show is too politically correct. Some fans believe that the character Rick is a genius who should be idolized and others think he should not. A particularly vocal portion of the fandom believes that a viewer must possess a considerable intellect and a deep grasp of theoretical physics, world philosophy and science fiction literature, and believe that anyone who dislikes the show is simply not intelligent enough; the Rick and Morty fanbase has a significant disagreement with the Futurama fanbase over which show is more intelligent. Some animation experts have called Rick and Morty the most influential animated show since [[The Simpsons]] first aired. The show is available on the leftist streaming service Hulu (which is available at three separate plans, with Classic at $5.99 a month, No Ads at $11.99 a month, or Hulu + Live TV at $54.99 a month, There are many other shows in addition to films on the service)  or on DVD, in addition to the first run and rerun live broadcasts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/rick-and-morty-d76d6361-3fbf-4842-8dd7-e05520557280&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The show stars an intelligent yet acerbic grandfather together with his more average grandson, who go on several misadventures together aided by Rick's inventions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The pair live with other family members, including Jerry Beth and Summer. In addition to the four seasons already out, which will be followed by 60 additional episodes, there have been three televised specials taking place in alternative scenarios, such as an Australian Smith-Sanchez family, not to mention several other miscellaneous oddities. R&amp;amp;M has also inspired [[comic book]]s, [[Dungeons and Dragons]] roleplaying game supplements, video games, a [[pinball]] table, DLC for other video games as well as licensed Monopoly and Clue games. Rick andd Morty have also lent their talents to the advertising sector, appearing in promotions for such esteemed brands as [[Alien]], [[Wendy's]], [[Pringles]], and the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]] 5, helping to entrench that console's grip over the higher end video gaming industry (the only home PlayStation console that failed to outsell its competitors was the Playstation 3); these segments are quite similar in format to the regular show, except much shorter and more constrained in subject matter. The show is available in both censored and uncensored versions, depending on the source. During the off season, Mr. Roiland draws the show [[Solar Opposites]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hulu.com/series/solar-opposites-f089664b-1a87-433b-86a5-24e7da5a246a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; There has been no word as of yet whether the characters Korvo, Terry, Jesse, Yumyulak, the Pupae or any other Solar Opposites character will appear on Rick and Morty; this would be relatively easy to fit in the story given the nature of the setting, but rights issues or the opinion of the writers may intervene.&lt;br /&gt;
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The show's crossover with ultraliberal agitpropers [[the Simpson's]] during a couch gag proves that the show is at least accepting of Democratic political ideas, values, and talking points. Expies of Christian megatoons Larry the Tomato and Bob the Cucumber (they of the hit video series [[Veggietales]]) drop by during one episode, to derision over their show's production values and quality. The portmanteau character Abrodolph Lincoler, combining the first Republican President of the United States with one of the most infamous far left dictators in history, will not endear the show to conservatives either.  However, when Rick encounters a problem or difficulty, he never asks intergalactic bureaucrats or officials for a handout; he rolls up his sleeves and generates his own solution using his own faculties, leaning on his grandson Morty and other friends for help. Rick will not stop at anything to guarantee his and his family's safety during an adventure. The adult oriented content in the show would indicate a socially liberal editorial stance. Some pastors have deemed the show anti-Christian, anti-family, and anti-American &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.pluggedin.com/tv-reviews/rick-and-morty/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, contrary to the standing ovations the series has received from agnostic critics. The [[Parents Television Council]] has criticized the show for its adult content; its home channel was found to have the most mature content out of the sample, which included several television networks, and was accused of marketing adult animation to children &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/parents-television-council-sink-adult-swim-article-1.1605975&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Christian conservative right-wing Republicans who display interest in the show may be better served by the comparatively more family friendly show [[Futurama]] or [[The Simpsons]] instead.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
*Rick&lt;br /&gt;
A lunatic researcher whose exploits power the plot of the series. He frequently coerces Morty into joining him on his numerous misadventures, which has caused tension between the pair before. He is constantly inventing new technologies straight from the world of soft science-fiction, such as a portal gun and intelligence devices.  Although a widely celebrated genius, his caustic personality and disregard for authority has left him with more than a few detractors. As the series has progressed, it has become apparent that his liberal values eventually leave him isolated and miserable despite his genius allowing him to accomplish virtually anything he desires. However, he still disdains the inter-dimensional bureaucracy, even the ones created by serparate versions of himself; the regulations they attempt to enforce hobble his ability to do as he pleases and conduct himself on his adventures that he planned himself, not some distant unelected galactic bureaucrat. He has spiky blue hair, a unibrow that is also blue, and wears a white lab coat, a blue undershirt, green trousers and black sneakers (paired with white socks). He uses the drug alcohol fairly frequently, which does no wonders for his hygiene, as he frequently drools and belches. Rick is the father of Beth, the son-in-law of Jerry, and the grandfather of Morty and Summer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Morty&lt;br /&gt;
A timid high-school freshman frequently facilitating Rick's schemes, to the detriment of his school performance. Has an unrequited romantic interest in his fellow classmate Jessica. Although nowhere near the scientific prowess of his ancestor, he is still invaluable in the pair's escapades. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Beth&lt;br /&gt;
Rick's jaded, unhappily married daughter, who is employed as a successful horse surgeon.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Jerry&lt;br /&gt;
Morty's hapless, bumbling father. Is frequently the target of jokes and derision of other family members.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Summer&lt;br /&gt;
Beth's daughter, who is well adjusted for a member of the Smith household, who occasionally accompanies the pair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recap==&lt;br /&gt;
{{spoiler}}&lt;br /&gt;
Season 1 (2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Pilot&amp;quot; - Rick moves into his daughter's homes and quickly employs Morty as an assistant, raising tensions with both Beth and Jerry and lowering Morty's school attendance and performance. First aired 2 December 2013. 1.1 M viewers. Directed by Justin Roiland, written by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Lawnmower Dog&amp;quot; - Rick uses an intelligence device to improve the intellect of the family dog, which goes about as well as you would expect. Morty and Rick attempt to influence the mind of Morty's mathematics teacher, Goldenfold, by entering his mind in sleep, reminiscent of the 2010 Nolan directed [[science fiction]] film [[Inception]], where they find that [[dream]] worlds of teachers are much more dangerous than they may at first appear... First aired 9 December 2013. 1.51 M Viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Ryan Ridley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anatomy Park&amp;quot; - Rick and Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man by opening a theme park inside his body, where guests can get up close and personal with such diseases as [[Hepatitis C]]. Simultaneously, Rick's parents come to visit and a guest and shocking revelations, which does no wonders for his marriage. First aired 16 December 2013. 1.3 M viewers. Directed by John Rice, written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randlolf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“M Night Shaym-Alients!” - Rick and Morty must escape a bizarre [[simulation]] they are thrust into by a group of aliens determined to steal the recipe for [[dark matter]], while Jerry also unwittingly comes along for the ride. Directed by John Meyers, Written by Tom Kauffman. Originally aired 13 January 2014. 1.32 M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Meeseeks and Destroy” - Exhausted by his family’s pleas for help to their mundane problems, Rick provides them with the convenient Meeseeks box, which generates a blue man who will fulfil their request and then vanish, which frees up time, allowing him to go on an adventure of Morty’s devising. Directed by Brian Newton, Written by Ryan Ridley. First aired 20 January  2014. 1.61 M viewers.&lt;br /&gt;
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“Rick Potion No 9” - Rick provides Morty with a serum to win over Jessica romantically, myopic of the current [[flu]] season. Directed By Stephen Sandroval, Written by Justin Roiland. First aired 27 January 2014. 1.75 M viewers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Raising Gazorp Gazorp” - Morty purchases a sex-bot from an alien pawn shop and fathers a half human child, prompting Summer and Rick to travel to Gazorp Gazorp to relocate him. Directed by Jeff Meyers, Written by Eric Acosta and Wade Randolf. First aired 10 March 2014. 1.76M viewers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rixty Minutes&amp;quot;- Rick modifies the family cable box to include television programming from every dimension, and gives a pair of actualization goggles to mollify some more vain Smith-Sanchez family members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Something Ricked This Way Comes&amp;quot; - One town is not large enough for both Rick and the devil, who has opened a dubious store hawking magical goods... with a twist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind&amp;quot; - Rick has to clear his name after being framed for crimes against Rickmanity. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Ricksy Business&amp;quot; - After Beth and Jerry leave on a romantic maritime soiree, Rick and Summer throw an interdimensional house party. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 2 (2015)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 3 (2017)&lt;br /&gt;
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Season 4 (2019-2020)&lt;br /&gt;
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Specials &amp;quot;Bushworld Adventures&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Samurai and Shogun&amp;quot; - &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Rick and Morty vs Genoicder&amp;quot; -&lt;br /&gt;
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==Resources for Home-Schoolers==&lt;br /&gt;
Home-Schoolers should consult an authority figure, such as a parent or pastor, before watching the program Rick and Morty due to the excessive violence and vulgarities. The works of [[H G Wells]], [[Jules Verne]], [[Ray Bradbury]] or [[William Gibson]] may be preferable to this particular program, and would have more academic study devoted to them. If you happen to study television as part of your homeschooling studies, a few resources are included. The [[TV Tropes]] entry is a good place to start. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
====Essay Questions===&lt;br /&gt;
1. Compare and contrast the characters of Rick and Morty?&lt;br /&gt;
2. Why does the show often include elements that are not clearly strictly scientific?&lt;br /&gt;
3. Is the show compatible with Christian practice? &lt;br /&gt;
4. How does the show fit within the broader science fiction canon?&lt;br /&gt;
5. Should the show be renewed beyond the current 60 additional episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
6. Who is your favorite character in the show?&lt;br /&gt;
7. Is Rick a good man?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Activities===&lt;br /&gt;
Try drawing your own fanart of characters or backgrounds from the show! Review the show, or individual seasons or episodes. Try joining the Rick and Morty subreddit at r/rickandmorty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Comedy Television Shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Song of Solomon (Translated)</title>
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		<updated>2020-12-13T23:03:02Z</updated>

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|The song of songs, which is Solomon's. &lt;br /&gt;
|The most beautiful song from Solomon&lt;br /&gt;
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|Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine. &lt;br /&gt;
|Just kiss me with your lips... Your love is so pleasurable, even better than wine&lt;br /&gt;
|it is clear the woman has begun speaking. she is a country girl (shulamite maiden)&lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Because of the savour of thy good ointments thy name is as ointment poured forth, therefore do the virgins love thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Pleasurable also is the fragrance of your perfume. You are a fragrant balm yourself; no wonder that the maidens love you!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;the virgins&amp;quot; refers to other maidens&lt;br /&gt;
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|Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Make me yours, don’t lose any more time! Take me to your bedroom, my king! Let’s rejoice and delight together. Let’s celebrate your love, which is much better than wine. There are more than enough reasons to love you!&lt;br /&gt;
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|I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. &lt;br /&gt;
|I am black, but I am beautiful. Black as the tents of Kedar, beautiful like the pavilions of Solomon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. &lt;br /&gt;
|Don’t look at my dark complexion, and forget that the sun tanned my skin. My brothers got mad at me, and they forced me to look after the vineyards. But I neglected my own vineyard!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions? &lt;br /&gt;
|So tell me, my love: Where do you feed your herds? Where do you make them rest at noon? Why should I wander among the herds of your friends?&lt;br /&gt;
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|If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds' tents. &lt;br /&gt;
|If you don’t know it, fairest among women, just go after the trail of the herds, and feed your goats besides the shepherds homes. &lt;br /&gt;
|Here the man begins speaking&lt;br /&gt;
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|I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh's chariots. &lt;br /&gt;
|You remind me to those fine horses that pull the pharaoh chariot.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your cheeks look more beautiful than any of your jewels, and your neck stands out from the gold collars that surround it!&lt;br /&gt;
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|We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|We will make gold and silver jewels for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|As the king is sitting at the table, my perfume spreads its fragrance. &lt;br /&gt;
|Here the woman is taling again&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|A bundle of myrrh is my wellbeloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is for me as a little sac of myrrh that sleeps between my breasts.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of En-gedi. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is for me like a bouquet of orange blossoms, from the vineyards of En-gedi.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes. &lt;br /&gt;
|You are so beautiful my love, so beautiful! Your eyes are more charming than a dove!&lt;br /&gt;
|The man speaks again&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green. &lt;br /&gt;
|You are so beautiful, my love! So charming! A carpet of green grass and flowers is our bed&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of fir. &lt;br /&gt;
|The walls of our house are the cedars, and the cypresses are our roof.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 2==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. &lt;br /&gt;
|I am a the rose from Saron, and the lily of the valleys&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters. &lt;br /&gt;
|As a lily among thorns is my loved girl among other women&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. &lt;br /&gt;
|As an apple tree among a forest is my loved man among other men. I love to sit under his shadow, his fruit is sweet to my taste.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love. &lt;br /&gt;
|He took me to the banquetinng house, and over me he raised his love flag.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love. &lt;br /&gt;
|Make me strong with raisins, sustain me with apples, because I am sick of love!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me. &lt;br /&gt;
|His left hand is under my head, and his right arm embraces me!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. &lt;br /&gt;
|I beg you, women from Jerusalem, in the name of the gazelles and the deer from the forest, that you don’t bother my loved girl, let her sleep until she wants to awake.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|The voice of my beloved! behold, he cometh leaping upon the mountains, skipping upon the hills. &lt;br /&gt;
|The voice of my loved man! Look at him, he is coming! Jumping through the hills, hopping through the mountains!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved is like a roe or a young hart: behold, he standeth behind our wall, he looketh forth at the windows, shewing himself through the lattice. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is like a deer. Look at him, standing beneath our wall, spying through the windows, watching through the lattices!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved spake, and said unto me, Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man spoke and told me: “Get up, my love, come with me, beautiful woman!”&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; &lt;br /&gt;
|Look, the winter is gone, and with it, also has gone the rain!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land; &lt;br /&gt;
|The flowers are blooming in the country; it is the time to sing! You can hear throughout our land the music of the nightingales!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The fig tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines with the tender grape give a good smell. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. &lt;br /&gt;
|The fig tree is giving its first fruits, and the vineyards are spreading their fragrance. Get up, my love, come with me, beautiful woman!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the secret places of the stairs, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely. &lt;br /&gt;
|My dove, you who hide in the cracks of the rocks, in the clef of the mountains, show me your face, let me hear your voice; Your voice is so pleasant, and your face so beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines have tender grapes. &lt;br /&gt;
|Catch those foxes, those little foxes that destroy our vineyards, our vineyards in full blossom!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved is mine, and I am his: he feedeth among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is mine, and I am his, he feeds his herds among lilies.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, turn, my beloved, and be thou like a roe or a young hart upon the mountains of Bether. &lt;br /&gt;
|Before the day breaks, and the shadows fade away, come back to me, my love. Run like a deer through the steep hills.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 3==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. &lt;br /&gt;
|At night, on my bed, I seek for the love of my life; I seek, but I can’t find it.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|I will rise now, and go about the city in the streets, and in the broad ways I will seek him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. &lt;br /&gt;
| I get up, and search through the city, through its streets and markets, looking for the love of my life. I seek but I can’t find it!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|The watchmen that go about the city found me: to whom I said, Saw ye him whom my soul loveth? &lt;br /&gt;
|The guards find me while they patrol the city.  I ask them:  &amp;quot;Have you seen the love of my life?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|It was but a little that I passed from them, but I found him whom my soul loveth: I held him, and would not let him go, until I had brought him into my mother's house, and into the chamber of her that conceived me. &lt;br /&gt;
|As soon as I leave them, I find the love of my life.  I hug him and without releasing him, I take him to my mother's house, to the bedroom where she conceived me.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. &lt;br /&gt;
| I would ask, women of Jerusalem, in the name of the gazelles and deer of the forest, do not disturb my beloved, until he wants to be awakened.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that cometh out of the wilderness like pillars of smoke, perfumed with myrrh and frankincense, with all powders of the merchant? &lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that goes through the desert like a plume of smoke, spreading aromas of myrrh and frankincense, spreading the fragrance of exotic perfumes?&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Behold his bed, which is Solomon's; threescore valiant men are about it, of the valiant of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Look! There goes Solomon's carriage! It comes escorted by sixty warriors selected from among the bravest of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|They all hold swords, being expert in war: every man hath his sword upon his thigh because of fear in the night. &lt;br /&gt;
|They carry swords, and have been trained for combat; each of them carry a sword in his belt, because the night is dangerous, and they need weapons to defend themselves and the king.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
|Solomon built the carriage himself with fine woods from Lebanon.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|He made the pillars thereof of silver, the bottom thereof of gold, the covering of it of purple, the midst thereof being paved with love, for the daughters of Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
|The columns were made of silver, the frames were made of gold. The seats were upholstered with purple fabric and the interior was decorated with great care by the daughters of Jerusalem.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Go forth, O ye daughters of Zion, and behold king Solomon with the crown wherewith his mother crowned him in the day of his espousals, and in the day of the gladness of his heart. &lt;br /&gt;
|Get out, women of Zion; Contemplate the King Solomon! He wears the crown that his mother made him. The day he married, was the day his heart received its greatest gift.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 4==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes within thy locks: thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead. &lt;br /&gt;
|See, you are beautiful, my love; see, you are beautiful; you have dove eyes within your hair: your hair is like a flock of goats that are seen from Mount Gilead.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every one bear twins, and none is barren among them. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your teeth are like a flock of sheep with even coats, which came up from the washing; every one bear twins, and all are fertile.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your lips are like a scarlet thread, and your speech is beautiful; your temples are like a pomegranate piece within your hair.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy neck is like the tower of David builded for an armoury, whereon there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your neck is like the tower of David built for the armory, where they hang a thousand shields, all owned by mighty men.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your breasts are like young roe twins that eat among the lilies.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, I will get me to the mountain of myrrh, and to the hill of frankincense. &lt;br /&gt;
|Until dawn, I will go to the mountain of myrrh, and of frankincense. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou art all fair, my love; there is no spot in thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your are all beautiful, my love, with no blemish.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|Come with me from Lebanon, my spouse, with me from Lebanon: look from the top of Amana, from the top of Shenir and Hermon, from the lions' dens, from the mountains of the leopards. &lt;br /&gt;
|Come with me out of Lebanon, my wife: look from the top of Amana, Shenir and Hermon, and the lions' dens and the leopard's mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, my spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck. &lt;br /&gt;
|You have seized my heart, my sister, wife; you have seized my heart with one eye, with one part of your neck.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! &lt;br /&gt;
|How pretty is your love, my sister, wife! How much better is your love than wine, and the smell of your ointments than all spices!&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy lips, O my spouse, drop as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under thy tongue; and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your lips drop like the honeycomb; honey and milk are under your tongue, and the smell of your clothes is like Lebanon's.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|A garden inclosed is my sister, my spouse; a spring shut up, a fountain sealed. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 5==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|I sleep, but my heart waketh: it is the voice of my beloved that knocketh, saying, Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled: for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the drops of the night. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|I have put off my coat; how shall I put it on? I have washed my feet; how shall I defile them? &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself, and was gone: my soul failed when he spake: I sought him, but I could not find him; I called him, but he gave me no answer. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|The watchmen that went about the city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls took away my veil from me. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, if ye find my beloved, that ye tell him, that I am sick of love. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|What is thy beloved more than another beloved, O thou fairest among women? what is thy beloved more than another beloved, that thou dost so charge us? &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 6==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Whither is thy beloved gone, O thou fairest among women? whither is thy beloved turned aside? that we may seek him with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved is gone down into his garden, to the beds of spices, to feed in the gardens, and to gather lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine: he feedeth among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy teeth are as a flock of sheep which go up from the washing, whereof every one beareth twins, and there is not one barren among them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|As a piece of a pomegranate are thy temples within thy locks. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|My dove, my undefiled is but one; she is the only one of her mother, she is the choice one of her that bare her. The daughters saw her, and blessed her; yea, the queens and the concubines, and they praised her. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Who is she that looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and terrible as an army with banners? &lt;br /&gt;
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|I went down into the garden of nuts to see the fruits of the valley, and to see whether the vine flourished, and the pomegranates budded. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Or ever I was aware, my soul made me like the chariots of Amminadib. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Return, return, O Shulamite; return, return, that we may look upon thee. What will ye see in the Shulamite? As it were the company of two armies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath-rabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries. &lt;br /&gt;
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|How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! &lt;br /&gt;
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|This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge in the villages. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine flourish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates bud forth: there will I give thee my loves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved. &lt;br /&gt;
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|O that thou wert as my brother, that sucked the breasts of my mother! when I should find thee without, I would kiss thee; yea, I should not be despised. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Who is this that cometh up from the wilderness, leaning upon her beloved? I raised thee up under the apple tree: there thy mother brought thee forth: there she brought thee forth that bare thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned. &lt;br /&gt;
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|We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? &lt;br /&gt;
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|If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Solomon had a vineyard at Baal-hamon; he let out the vineyard unto keepers; every one for the fruit thereof was to bring a thousand pieces of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|My vineyard, which is mine, is before me: thou, O Solomon, must have a thousand, and those that keep the fruit thereof two hundred. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thou that dwellest in the gardens, the companions hearken to thy voice: cause me to hear it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like to a roe or to a young hart upon the mountains of spices. &lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Song of Solomon (Translated)</title>
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|The song of songs, which is Solomon's. &lt;br /&gt;
|The most beautiful song from Solomon&lt;br /&gt;
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|Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine. &lt;br /&gt;
|Just kiss me with your lips... Your love is so pleasurable, even better than wine&lt;br /&gt;
|it is clear the woman has begun speaking. she is a country girl (shulamite maiden)&lt;br /&gt;
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|Because of the savour of thy good ointments thy name is as ointment poured forth, therefore do the virgins love thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Pleasurable also is the fragrance of your perfume. You are a fragrant balm yourself; no wonder that the maidens love you!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;the virgins&amp;quot; refers to other maidens&lt;br /&gt;
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|Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Make me yours, don’t lose any more time! Take me to your bedroom, my king! Let’s rejoice and delight together. Let’s celebrate your love, which is much better than wine. There are more than enough reasons to love you!&lt;br /&gt;
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|I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. &lt;br /&gt;
|I am black, but I am beautiful. Black as the tents of Kedar, beautiful like the pavilions of Solomon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. &lt;br /&gt;
|Don’t look at my dark complexion, and forget that the sun tanned my skin. My brothers got mad at me, and they forced me to look after the vineyards. But I neglected my own vineyard!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions? &lt;br /&gt;
|So tell me, my love: Where do you feed your herds? Where do you make them rest at noon? Why should I wander among the herds of your friends?&lt;br /&gt;
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|If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds' tents. &lt;br /&gt;
|If you don’t know it, fairest among women, just go after the trail of the herds, and feed your goats besides the shepherds homes. &lt;br /&gt;
|Here the man begins speaking&lt;br /&gt;
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|I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh's chariots. &lt;br /&gt;
|You remind me to those fine horses that pull the pharaoh chariot.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your cheeks look more beautiful than any of your jewels, and your neck stands out from the gold collars that surround it!&lt;br /&gt;
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|We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|We will make gold and silver jewels for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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|While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|As the king is sitting at the table, my perfume spreads its fragrance. &lt;br /&gt;
|Here the woman is taling again&lt;br /&gt;
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|A bundle of myrrh is my wellbeloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is for me as a little sac of myrrh that sleeps between my breasts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of En-gedi. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is for me like a bouquet of orange blossoms, from the vineyards of En-gedi.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes. &lt;br /&gt;
|You are so beautiful my love, so beautiful! Your eyes are more charming than a dove!&lt;br /&gt;
|The man speaks again&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green. &lt;br /&gt;
|You are so beautiful, my love! So charming! A carpet of green grass and flowers is our bed&lt;br /&gt;
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|The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of fir. &lt;br /&gt;
|The walls of our house are the cedars, and the cypresses are our roof.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. &lt;br /&gt;
|I am a the rose from Saron, and the lily of the valleys&lt;br /&gt;
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|As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters. &lt;br /&gt;
|As a lily among thorns is my loved girl among other women&lt;br /&gt;
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|As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. &lt;br /&gt;
|As an apple tree among a forest is my loved man among other men. I love to sit under his shadow, his fruit is sweet to my taste.&lt;br /&gt;
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|He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love. &lt;br /&gt;
|He took me to the banquetinng house, and over me he raised his love flag.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love. &lt;br /&gt;
|Make me strong with raisins, sustain me with apples, because I am sick of love!&lt;br /&gt;
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|His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me. &lt;br /&gt;
|His left hand is under my head, and his right arm embraces me!&lt;br /&gt;
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|I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. &lt;br /&gt;
|I beg you, women from Jerusalem, in the name of the gazelles and the deer from the forest, that you don’t bother my loved girl, let her sleep until she wants to awake.&lt;br /&gt;
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|The voice of my beloved! behold, he cometh leaping upon the mountains, skipping upon the hills. &lt;br /&gt;
|The voice of my loved man! Look at him, he is coming! Jumping through the hills, hopping through the mountains!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is like a roe or a young hart: behold, he standeth behind our wall, he looketh forth at the windows, shewing himself through the lattice. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is like a deer. Look at him, standing beneath our wall, spying through the windows, watching through the lattices!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved spake, and said unto me, Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man spoke and told me: “Get up, my love, come with me, beautiful woman!”&lt;br /&gt;
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|For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; &lt;br /&gt;
|Look, the winter is gone, and with it, also has gone the rain!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land; &lt;br /&gt;
|The flowers are blooming in the country; it is the time to sing! You can hear throughout our land the music of the nightingales!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The fig tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines with the tender grape give a good smell. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. &lt;br /&gt;
|The fig tree is giving its first fruits, and the vineyards are spreading their fragrance. Get up, my love, come with me, beautiful woman!&lt;br /&gt;
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|O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the secret places of the stairs, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely. &lt;br /&gt;
|My dove, you who hide in the cracks of the rocks, in the clef of the mountains, show me your face, let me hear your voice; Your voice is so pleasant, and your face so beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines have tender grapes. &lt;br /&gt;
|Catch those foxes, those little foxes that destroy our vineyards, our vineyards in full blossom!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is mine, and I am his: he feedeth among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is mine, and I am his, he feeds his herds among lilies.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, turn, my beloved, and be thou like a roe or a young hart upon the mountains of Bether. &lt;br /&gt;
|Before the day breaks, and the shadows fade away, come back to me, my love. Run like a deer through the steep hills.&lt;br /&gt;
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|By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. &lt;br /&gt;
|At night, on my bed, I seek for the love of my life; I seek, but I can’t find it.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I will rise now, and go about the city in the streets, and in the broad ways I will seek him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. &lt;br /&gt;
| I get up, and search through the city, through its streets and markets, looking for the love of my life. I seek but I can’t find it!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The watchmen that go about the city found me: to whom I said, Saw ye him whom my soul loveth? &lt;br /&gt;
|The guards find me while they patrol the city.  I ask them:  &amp;quot;Have you seen the love of my life?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|It was but a little that I passed from them, but I found him whom my soul loveth: I held him, and would not let him go, until I had brought him into my mother's house, and into the chamber of her that conceived me. &lt;br /&gt;
|As soon as I leave them, I find the love of my life.  I hug him and without releasing him, I take him to my mother's house, to the bedroom where she conceived me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. &lt;br /&gt;
| I would ask, women of Jerusalem, in the name of the gazelles and deer of the forest, do not disturb my beloved, until he wants to be awakened.&lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that cometh out of the wilderness like pillars of smoke, perfumed with myrrh and frankincense, with all powders of the merchant? &lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that goes through the desert like a plume of smoke, spreading aromas of myrrh and frankincense, spreading the fragrance of exotic perfumes?&lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Behold his bed, which is Solomon's; threescore valiant men are about it, of the valiant of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Look! There goes Solomon's carriage! It comes escorted by sixty warriors selected from among the bravest of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|They all hold swords, being expert in war: every man hath his sword upon his thigh because of fear in the night. &lt;br /&gt;
|They carry swords, and have been trained for combat; each of them carry a sword in his belt, because the night is dangerous, and they need weapons to defend themselves and the king.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
|Solomon built the carriage himself with fine woods from Lebanon.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|He made the pillars thereof of silver, the bottom thereof of gold, the covering of it of purple, the midst thereof being paved with love, for the daughters of Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
|The columns were made of silver, the frames were made of gold. The seats were upholstered with purple fabric and the interior was decorated with great care by the daughters of Jerusalem.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Go forth, O ye daughters of Zion, and behold king Solomon with the crown wherewith his mother crowned him in the day of his espousals, and in the day of the gladness of his heart. &lt;br /&gt;
|Get out, women of Zion; Contemplate the King Solomon! He wears the crown that his mother made him. The day he married, was the day his heart received its greatest gift.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 4==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes within thy locks: thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead. &lt;br /&gt;
|See, you are beautiful, my love; see, you are beautiful; you have dove eyes within your hair: your hair is like a flock of goats that are seen from Mount Gilead.&lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every one bear twins, and none is barren among them. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your teeth are like a flock of sheep with even coats, which came up from the washing; every one bear twins, and all are fertile.&lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your lips are like a scarlet thread, and your speech is beautiful; your temples are like a pomegranate piece within your hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy neck is like the tower of David builded for an armoury, whereon there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your neck is like the tower of David built for the armory, where they hang a thousand shields, all owned by mighty men.&lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your breasts are like young roe twins that eat among the lilies.&lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, I will get me to the mountain of myrrh, and to the hill of frankincense. &lt;br /&gt;
|Until dawn, I will go to the mountain of myrrh, and of frankincense. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou art all fair, my love; there is no spot in thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your are all beautiful, my love, with no blemish.&lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|Come with me from Lebanon, my spouse, with me from Lebanon: look from the top of Amana, from the top of Shenir and Hermon, from the lions' dens, from the mountains of the leopards. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, my spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy lips, O my spouse, drop as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under thy tongue; and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|A garden inclosed is my sister, my spouse; a spring shut up, a fountain sealed. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices: &lt;br /&gt;
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|15&lt;br /&gt;
|A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 5==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|I sleep, but my heart waketh: it is the voice of my beloved that knocketh, saying, Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled: for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the drops of the night. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|I have put off my coat; how shall I put it on? I have washed my feet; how shall I defile them? &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself, and was gone: my soul failed when he spake: I sought him, but I could not find him; I called him, but he gave me no answer. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|The watchmen that went about the city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls took away my veil from me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, if ye find my beloved, that ye tell him, that I am sick of love. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|What is thy beloved more than another beloved, O thou fairest among women? what is thy beloved more than another beloved, that thou dost so charge us? &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 6==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Whither is thy beloved gone, O thou fairest among women? whither is thy beloved turned aside? that we may seek him with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved is gone down into his garden, to the beds of spices, to feed in the gardens, and to gather lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine: he feedeth among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy teeth are as a flock of sheep which go up from the washing, whereof every one beareth twins, and there is not one barren among them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|As a piece of a pomegranate are thy temples within thy locks. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|There are threescore queens, and fourscore concubines, and virgins without number. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|My dove, my undefiled is but one; she is the only one of her mother, she is the choice one of her that bare her. The daughters saw her, and blessed her; yea, the queens and the concubines, and they praised her. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Who is she that looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and terrible as an army with banners? &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|I went down into the garden of nuts to see the fruits of the valley, and to see whether the vine flourished, and the pomegranates budded. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Or ever I was aware, my soul made me like the chariots of Amminadib. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Return, return, O Shulamite; return, return, that we may look upon thee. What will ye see in the Shulamite? As it were the company of two armies. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 7==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath-rabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge in the villages. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine flourish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates bud forth: there will I give thee my loves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 8==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|O that thou wert as my brother, that sucked the breasts of my mother! when I should find thee without, I would kiss thee; yea, I should not be despised. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that cometh up from the wilderness, leaning upon her beloved? I raised thee up under the apple tree: there thy mother brought thee forth: there she brought thee forth that bare thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Solomon had a vineyard at Baal-hamon; he let out the vineyard unto keepers; every one for the fruit thereof was to bring a thousand pieces of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|My vineyard, which is mine, is before me: thou, O Solomon, must have a thousand, and those that keep the fruit thereof two hundred. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou that dwellest in the gardens, the companions hearken to thy voice: cause me to hear it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like to a roe or to a young hart upon the mountains of spices. &lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Song of Solomon (Translated)</title>
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|The song of songs, which is Solomon's. &lt;br /&gt;
|The most beautiful song from Solomon&lt;br /&gt;
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|Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine. &lt;br /&gt;
|Just kiss me with your lips... Your love is so pleasurable, even better than wine&lt;br /&gt;
|it is clear the woman has begun speaking. she is a country girl (shulamite maiden)&lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Because of the savour of thy good ointments thy name is as ointment poured forth, therefore do the virgins love thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Pleasurable also is the fragrance of your perfume. You are a fragrant balm yourself; no wonder that the maidens love you!&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;the virgins&amp;quot; refers to other maidens&lt;br /&gt;
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|Draw me, we will run after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and rejoice in thee, we will remember thy love more than wine: the upright love thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|Make me yours, don’t lose any more time! Take me to your bedroom, my king! Let’s rejoice and delight together. Let’s celebrate your love, which is much better than wine. There are more than enough reasons to love you!&lt;br /&gt;
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|I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon. &lt;br /&gt;
|I am black, but I am beautiful. Black as the tents of Kedar, beautiful like the pavilions of Solomon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept. &lt;br /&gt;
|Don’t look at my dark complexion, and forget that the sun tanned my skin. My brothers got mad at me, and they forced me to look after the vineyards. But I neglected my own vineyard!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions? &lt;br /&gt;
|So tell me, my love: Where do you feed your herds? Where do you make them rest at noon? Why should I wander among the herds of your friends?&lt;br /&gt;
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|If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds' tents. &lt;br /&gt;
|If you don’t know it, fairest among women, just go after the trail of the herds, and feed your goats besides the shepherds homes. &lt;br /&gt;
|Here the man begins speaking&lt;br /&gt;
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|I have compared thee, O my love, to a company of horses in Pharaoh's chariots. &lt;br /&gt;
|You remind me to those fine horses that pull the pharaoh chariot.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy cheeks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your cheeks look more beautiful than any of your jewels, and your neck stands out from the gold collars that surround it!&lt;br /&gt;
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|We will make thee borders of gold with studs of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|We will make gold and silver jewels for you!&lt;br /&gt;
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|While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|As the king is sitting at the table, my perfume spreads its fragrance. &lt;br /&gt;
|Here the woman is taling again&lt;br /&gt;
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|A bundle of myrrh is my wellbeloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is for me as a little sac of myrrh that sleeps between my breasts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of En-gedi. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is for me like a bouquet of orange blossoms, from the vineyards of En-gedi.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes. &lt;br /&gt;
|You are so beautiful my love, so beautiful! Your eyes are more charming than a dove!&lt;br /&gt;
|The man speaks again&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green. &lt;br /&gt;
|You are so beautiful, my love! So charming! A carpet of green grass and flowers is our bed&lt;br /&gt;
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|The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of fir. &lt;br /&gt;
|The walls of our house are the cedars, and the cypresses are our roof.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. &lt;br /&gt;
|I am a the rose from Saron, and the lily of the valleys&lt;br /&gt;
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|As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters. &lt;br /&gt;
|As a lily among thorns is my loved girl among other women&lt;br /&gt;
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|As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. &lt;br /&gt;
|As an apple tree among a forest is my loved man among other men. I love to sit under his shadow, his fruit is sweet to my taste.&lt;br /&gt;
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|He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner over me was love. &lt;br /&gt;
|He took me to the banquetinng house, and over me he raised his love flag.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love. &lt;br /&gt;
|Make me strong with raisins, sustain me with apples, because I am sick of love!&lt;br /&gt;
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|His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me. &lt;br /&gt;
|His left hand is under my head, and his right arm embraces me!&lt;br /&gt;
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|I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. &lt;br /&gt;
|I beg you, women from Jerusalem, in the name of the gazelles and the deer from the forest, that you don’t bother my loved girl, let her sleep until she wants to awake.&lt;br /&gt;
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|The voice of my beloved! behold, he cometh leaping upon the mountains, skipping upon the hills. &lt;br /&gt;
|The voice of my loved man! Look at him, he is coming! Jumping through the hills, hopping through the mountains!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is like a roe or a young hart: behold, he standeth behind our wall, he looketh forth at the windows, shewing himself through the lattice. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is like a deer. Look at him, standing beneath our wall, spying through the windows, watching through the lattices!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved spake, and said unto me, Rise up, my love, my fair one, and come away. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man spoke and told me: “Get up, my love, come with me, beautiful woman!”&lt;br /&gt;
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|For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; &lt;br /&gt;
|Look, the winter is gone, and with it, also has gone the rain!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land; &lt;br /&gt;
|The flowers are blooming in the country; it is the time to sing! You can hear throughout our land the music of the nightingales!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The fig tree putteth forth her green figs, and the vines with the tender grape give a good smell. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. &lt;br /&gt;
|The fig tree is giving its first fruits, and the vineyards are spreading their fragrance. Get up, my love, come with me, beautiful woman!&lt;br /&gt;
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|O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the secret places of the stairs, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely. &lt;br /&gt;
|My dove, you who hide in the cracks of the rocks, in the clef of the mountains, show me your face, let me hear your voice; Your voice is so pleasant, and your face so beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
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|Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines have tender grapes. &lt;br /&gt;
|Catch those foxes, those little foxes that destroy our vineyards, our vineyards in full blossom!&lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is mine, and I am his: he feedeth among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
|My loved man is mine, and I am his, he feeds his herds among lilies.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, turn, my beloved, and be thou like a roe or a young hart upon the mountains of Bether. &lt;br /&gt;
|Before the day breaks, and the shadows fade away, come back to me, my love. Run like a deer through the steep hills.&lt;br /&gt;
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|By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. &lt;br /&gt;
|At night, on my bed, I seek for the love of my life; I seek, but I can’t find it.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I will rise now, and go about the city in the streets, and in the broad ways I will seek him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. &lt;br /&gt;
| I get up, and search through the city, through its streets and markets, looking for the love of my life. I seek but I can’t find it!&lt;br /&gt;
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|The watchmen that go about the city found me: to whom I said, Saw ye him whom my soul loveth? &lt;br /&gt;
|The guards find me while they patrol the city.  I ask them:  &amp;quot;Have you seen the love of my life?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|It was but a little that I passed from them, but I found him whom my soul loveth: I held him, and would not let him go, until I had brought him into my mother's house, and into the chamber of her that conceived me. &lt;br /&gt;
|As soon as I leave them, I find the love of my life.  I hug him and without releasing him, I take him to my mother's house, to the bedroom where she conceived me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. &lt;br /&gt;
| I would ask, women of Jerusalem, in the name of the gazelles and deer of the forest, do not disturb my beloved, until he wants to be awakened.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Who is this that cometh out of the wilderness like pillars of smoke, perfumed with myrrh and frankincense, with all powders of the merchant? &lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that goes through the desert like a plume of smoke, spreading aromas of myrrh and frankincense, spreading the fragrance of exotic perfumes?&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold his bed, which is Solomon's; threescore valiant men are about it, of the valiant of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Look! There goes Solomon's carriage! It comes escorted by sixty warriors selected from among the bravest of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|They all hold swords, being expert in war: every man hath his sword upon his thigh because of fear in the night. &lt;br /&gt;
|They carry swords, and have been trained for combat; each of them carry a sword in his belt, because the night is dangerous, and they need weapons to defend themselves and the king.&lt;br /&gt;
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|King Solomon made himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
|Solomon built the carriage himself with fine woods from Lebanon.&lt;br /&gt;
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|He made the pillars thereof of silver, the bottom thereof of gold, the covering of it of purple, the midst thereof being paved with love, for the daughters of Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
|The columns were made of silver, the frames were made of gold. The seats were upholstered with purple fabric and the interior was decorated with great care by the daughters of Jerusalem.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Go forth, O ye daughters of Zion, and behold king Solomon with the crown wherewith his mother crowned him in the day of his espousals, and in the day of the gladness of his heart. &lt;br /&gt;
|Get out, women of Zion; Contemplate the King Solomon! He wears the crown that his mother made him. The day he married, was the day his heart received its greatest gift.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes within thy locks: thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead. &lt;br /&gt;
|See, you are beautiful, my love; see, you are beautiful; you have dove eyes within your hair: your hair is like a flock of goats that are seen from Mount Gilead.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every one bear twins, and none is barren among them. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your teeth are like a flock of sheep with even coats, which came up from the washing; every one bear twins, and all are fertile.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks. &lt;br /&gt;
|Your lips are like a scarlet thread, and your speech is beautiful; your temples are like a pomegranate piece within your hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy neck is like the tower of David builded for an armoury, whereon there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, I will get me to the mountain of myrrh, and to the hill of frankincense. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thou art all fair, my love; there is no spot in thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Come with me from Lebanon, my spouse, with me from Lebanon: look from the top of Amana, from the top of Shenir and Hermon, from the lions' dens, from the mountains of the leopards. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, my spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck. &lt;br /&gt;
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|How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy lips, O my spouse, drop as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under thy tongue; and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|A garden inclosed is my sister, my spouse; a spring shut up, a fountain sealed. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard, &lt;br /&gt;
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|Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices: &lt;br /&gt;
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|A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I sleep, but my heart waketh: it is the voice of my beloved that knocketh, saying, Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled: for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the drops of the night. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I have put off my coat; how shall I put it on? I have washed my feet; how shall I defile them? &lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself, and was gone: my soul failed when he spake: I sought him, but I could not find him; I called him, but he gave me no answer. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|The watchmen that went about the city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls took away my veil from me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, if ye find my beloved, that ye tell him, that I am sick of love. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|What is thy beloved more than another beloved, O thou fairest among women? what is thy beloved more than another beloved, that thou dost so charge us? &lt;br /&gt;
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|My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|His hands are as gold rings set with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory overlaid with sapphires. &lt;br /&gt;
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|His legs are as pillars of marble, set upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, excellent as the cedars. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 6==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Whither is thy beloved gone, O thou fairest among women? whither is thy beloved turned aside? that we may seek him with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|My beloved is gone down into his garden, to the beds of spices, to feed in the gardens, and to gather lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine: he feedeth among the lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy teeth are as a flock of sheep which go up from the washing, whereof every one beareth twins, and there is not one barren among them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|As a piece of a pomegranate are thy temples within thy locks. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|There are threescore queens, and fourscore concubines, and virgins without number. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|My dove, my undefiled is but one; she is the only one of her mother, she is the choice one of her that bare her. The daughters saw her, and blessed her; yea, the queens and the concubines, and they praised her. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Who is she that looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and terrible as an army with banners? &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|I went down into the garden of nuts to see the fruits of the valley, and to see whether the vine flourished, and the pomegranates budded. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Or ever I was aware, my soul made me like the chariots of Amminadib. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Return, return, O Shulamite; return, return, that we may look upon thee. What will ye see in the Shulamite? As it were the company of two armies. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 7==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath-rabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge in the villages. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine flourish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates bud forth: there will I give thee my loves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 8==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|O that thou wert as my brother, that sucked the breasts of my mother! when I should find thee without, I would kiss thee; yea, I should not be despised. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Who is this that cometh up from the wilderness, leaning upon her beloved? I raised thee up under the apple tree: there thy mother brought thee forth: there she brought thee forth that bare thee. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Solomon had a vineyard at Baal-hamon; he let out the vineyard unto keepers; every one for the fruit thereof was to bring a thousand pieces of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|My vineyard, which is mine, is before me: thou, O Solomon, must have a thousand, and those that keep the fruit thereof two hundred. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou that dwellest in the gardens, the companions hearken to thy voice: cause me to hear it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like to a roe or to a young hart upon the mountains of spices. &lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Exodus 34-40 (Translated)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olohand Mistletoe: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Chapter 34==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD said to Moses: make two stone tablets like the previous ones; I will write on the tablets the things that were on the first tablets that you broke.&lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|Be prepared for the morning, and go in the morning to mount Sinai, and on top of it you will show yourself to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And no man shall come up with thee, neither let any man be seen throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor herds feed before that mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|No one is to come with you, and no one should be seen next to the mountain, and the herds and the cattle should also not come close to the mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the LORD had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone. &lt;br /&gt;
|He made two stone tablets like the previous ones, and in the morning Moses woke up and went to mount Sinai as the LORD told him to, and he carried in his hands the two stone tablets. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD descended in the cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD came down in a cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed in front of his face and said: The LORD, The LORD, merciful and compassionate, patient, and full of boundless generosity and truth,&lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. &lt;br /&gt;
|Having boundless generosity for thousands, who forgives wrong deeds and crime and sin, who will punish the guilty, who will make the sons and the sons of the sons, the third and fourth generations, pay for the sins of their fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshipped. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses quickly bowed down and worshiped. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, if I am liked by you, my LORD, walk among us, because the people are ungrateful, and forgive our sins and misdeeds, and make us your property.&lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou art shall see the work of the LORD: for it is a terrible thing that I will do with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|And God said I will make a covenant with all of your nation and I will do wonders which have not been done before in any place or nation and all the people of whom you are a part of shall see the acts of the LORD, for the deed I am doing with you is tremendous. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, I drive out before thee the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the Jebusite. &lt;br /&gt;
|Obey what I command you today. I will banish the Amorite and the Canaanite and the Hittite and the Perizzite and the Hivite and the Jebusite.&lt;br /&gt;
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|Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee: &lt;br /&gt;
|Be careful not to ally with those sitting in the land you are about to come to, so they will not be an obstacle to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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|But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: &lt;br /&gt;
|For you will destroy their altars, break their sacred stones, and remove their idols.&lt;br /&gt;
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|For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: &lt;br /&gt;
|This is because you are not supposed to worship any other god, because the name of the LORD is jealous and he is a jealous God. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; &lt;br /&gt;
|This is meant to prevent you from allying with those sitting in the land, who will whore after their gods and will sacrifice to their gods, and one will call you and you will eat his sacrifice. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will take their daughters for your sons, and their daughters will whore after their gods and they will whore your sons to their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not make for yourself a molten idol. &lt;br /&gt;
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|The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will celebrate the holiday of the unleavened bread for seven days in which you will eat unleavened bread, as I commanded you, during the month of the spring. This is because during the month of the spring you came out of Egypt.&lt;br /&gt;
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|19&lt;br /&gt;
|All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male. &lt;br /&gt;
|The first born of every womb will go to me, and every first born bull and lamb in your livestock.&lt;br /&gt;
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|But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will redeem every first born donkey by a lamb, and if you will not do so you will cut of its head. You will redeem every one of your firstborn and you will not come empty handed to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|21&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will work six days but on the seventh day you will rest and you will not plow or harvest.&lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end. &lt;br /&gt;
|And you will celebrate the holiday of weeks, of the first product of the wheat harvest, and the holiday of the gathering once the year ends.&lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord GOD, the God of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Three times in a year your sons must appear before the LORD, God of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders: neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to appear before the LORD thy God thrice in the year. &lt;br /&gt;
|I will remove other nations from you, and will expand your borders. No man will covet your land when you will come to see your LORD, three times a year.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not sacrifice animals with leaveb, and you will not delay the passover sacrifice to the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will bring he of first of the fruits of your land to the house of the LORD, your God. You will not cook a lamb in its mother's milk.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said to Moses, write down the following words, because with these words I have made a covenant with you and Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with LORD for forty days and forty nights. He didn't eat bread and he didn't drink water, and he wrote on the tablet the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And so, when Moses came down from down from mount Sinai with the two tablets of testimony in his hands, Moses did not know that the skin of his face shone while he spoke with Him.&lt;br /&gt;
|There is considerable debate over the translation of &amp;quot;shone&amp;quot; in this passage, as well as the next (34:30).  The original Hebrew may have meant &amp;quot;horned.&amp;quot;[http://galusaustralis.com/2009/09/1608/horny-jew-whats-the-deal-with-michelangelos-moses/]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the Sons of Israel saw Moses, the skin of his face shone, so they were afraid to approach him.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called unto them; and Aaron and all the rulers of the congregation returned unto him: and Moses talked with them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called them to come to him, and Aaron and all the heads of the tribes came to him, and Moses talked to them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Nasi'im&amp;quot;, the word translated into &amp;quot;rulers of the congregation&amp;quot; in the KJV, originally meant the heads of the tribes of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And afterward all the children of Israel came nigh: and he gave them in commandment all that the LORD had spoken with him in mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
|Afterwards all the Sons of Israel came to him, and he gave them the commandments the LORD has spoken to him on mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his face. &lt;br /&gt;
|Until Moses finished speaking to them, he put a veil on his face.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|But when Moses went in before the LORD to speak with him, he took the vail off, until he came out. And he came out, and spake unto the children of Israel that which he was commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Moses came to the LORD to speak with him, he took of the veil, until he came out. And he came out, and told the Sons of Israel what he commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his face again, until he went in to speak with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the Sons of Israel saw the face of Moses while the skin of Moses' face shone. Moses put back the veil on his face until he returned to speak with Him. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 35==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of Israel together, and said unto them, These are the words which the LORD hath commanded, that ye should do them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered the entire Sons of Israel together and told them: These are the words which the LORD has commanded you to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|For six days you will work, and on the seventh day you will have a holy day of rest, a sabbath to the LORD: he who will then work shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|A week of six workdays - something many lazy liberals don't keep up with.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Ye shall kindle no fire throughout your habitations upon the sabbath day. &lt;br /&gt;
|You won't light a fire in your places of residence on the day of rest.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spake unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, saying, This is the thing which the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spoke to the entire Sons of Israel, saying, This is what the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Take ye from among you an offering unto the LORD: whosoever is of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the LORD; gold, and silver, and brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|Take from yourself a donation to the LORD, anybody whose heart is generous will give a donation to the LORD, gold, silver and copper.  &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, &lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And oil for the light, and spices for anointing oil, and for the sweet incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|And oil to make light, and perfumes for the anointing oil, and for the scent of the incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the ephod, and for the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the vest, and for the breastplate.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted among you shall come, and make all that the LORD hath commanded; &lt;br /&gt;
|Anybody who is wise hearted among you will come and do all that the LORD has commanded;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, his tent, and his covering, his taches, and his boards, his bars, his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, its tent, and its covering, its hooks, and its boards, its bars, its pillars, and its sockets,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark, and the staves thereof, with the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|The ark and its sheets, the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and his staves, and all his vessels, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
|The table and its sheets, and all its vessels, and the bread of the interior,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The candlestick also for the light, and his furniture, and his lamps, with the oil for the light, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the lightning lamp and its tools, and its candles, and the oil to make light,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and his staves, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the door at the entering in of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and its sheets, and the anointing oil, and the incense of good scent, and the opening curtain at the entrance of the tabernacle,  &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering, with his brasen grate, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering,with its copper grate, its sheets, and all its tools, the laver and its foot,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and their sockets, and the hanging for the door of the court, &lt;br /&gt;
|The hanging of the court, its pillars, and their sockets, and the curtain at the door of the yard,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The pins of the tabernacle, and the pins of the court, and their cords, &lt;br /&gt;
|The nails of the tabernacle, and the nails of the yard, and their strings,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and the garments of his sons, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, for service in the holy place, the holy clothes for Aaron the priest, and the clothes of his sons, to minister. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the congregation of the children of Israel departed from the presence of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the gathering of the Sons of Israel departed from the presence of Moses.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every one whose heart stirred him up, and every one whom his spirit made willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the congregation, and for all his service, and for the holy garments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every man whose heart carried him, and every one whom his spirit made him willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the gathering, and for all his service, and for the holy clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, both men and women, as many as were willing hearted, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered offered an offering of gold unto the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the men came with their women, everyone whose heart was willing, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered an offering of gold to the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And every man, with whom was found blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skins, brought them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every man that had blue, purple and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skin, brought them.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that did offer an offering of silver and brass brought the LORD's offering: and every man, with whom was found shittim wood for any work of the service, brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that offered a donation of silver and copper brought the LORD's offering: and every man that was found with shittim wood for any type of work brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women that were wise hearted did spin with their hands, and brought that which they had spun, both of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, and of fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted woman spun with her hands, and brought what they had spun, the blue and purple and the scarlet and the fine linen.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats' hair. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose hearts were raised in wisdom spun goats' hair.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and stones to be set, for the ephod, and for the breastplate; &lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and the stones for setting the vest and the breastplate;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And spice, and oil for the light, and for the anointing oil, and for the sweet incense. &lt;br /&gt;
|And spices and oil for lighting and anointing, and for the incense of scent.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|The children of Israel brought a willing offering unto the LORD, every man and woman, whose heart made them willing to bring for all manner of work, which the LORD had commanded to be made by the hand of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|The Sons of Israel brought a generous donation to the LORD, every man and woman, whose hearts made them generous to bring all types of work, which the LORD commanded to be made by the Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses said unto the children of Israel, See, the LORD hath called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah; &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses told the Sons of Israel, look, the LORD has called the name of Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship; &lt;br /&gt;
|And and he filled him with the spirit of God, wisdom, comprehension, knowledge and mastery of all craftsmanship.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|To design works in gold, silver and copper,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of brilliant work.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath put in his heart that he may teach, both he, and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan. &lt;br /&gt;
|And He had put in his heart to teach, both and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|Them hath he filled with wisdom of heart, to work all manner of work, of the engraver, and of the cunning workman, and of the embroiderer, in blue, and in purple, in scarlet, and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of them that do any work, and of those that devise cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|He has filled their them with wisdom of the heart, to do all types of work of the engraver, thinker and the embroiderer, in blue, purple, scarlet and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of those that do any work, and of those that plan brilliant work. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 36==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the LORD had commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|Then made Bezaleel and Ahobliab, and every wiseman, who the LORD gifted to work the sanctuary, according to His plan.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whose heart the LORD had put wisdom, even every one whose heart stirred him up to come unto the work to do it: &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called every wise man to complete the work, even the ones with wild hearts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they received of Moses all the offering, which the children of Israel had brought for the work of the service of the sanctuary, to make it withal. And they brought yet unto him free offerings every morning. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gave him the offering of the people of Israel to expand the sanctuary, and they gave him more every day.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the wise men, that wrought all the work of the sanctuary, came every man from his work which they made; &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the wise men that made the sanctuary, each in his own way.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And they spake unto Moses, saying, The people bring much more than enough for the service of the work, which the LORD commanded to make. &lt;br /&gt;
|And they told Moses, &amp;quot;The people have more than enough than they need to finish the work that the LORD commanded.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gave commandment, and they caused it to be proclaimed throughout the camp, saying, Let neither man nor woman make any more work for the offering of the sanctuary. So the people were restrained from bringing. &lt;br /&gt;
|And then Moses proclaimed &amp;quot;Only the work necessary for the completion of the sanctuary shall be done, and then no more. Let no one violate this order&amp;quot;, which was distributed throughout the camp.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|For the stuff they had was sufficient for all the work to make it, and too much. &lt;br /&gt;
|For the stuff they had was more than enough.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted man among them that wrought the work of the tabernacle made ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work made he them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise man there made ten curtains of linen in three colors, and cherubs to go with them, to be the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was twenty and eight cubits, and the breadth of one curtain four cubits: the curtains were all of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
|One curtain equaled twenty eight cubits, and the width four; all of the curtains were this way.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled the five curtains one unto another: and the other five curtains he coupled one unto another. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he lashed five curtains, this he did twice.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made loops of blue on the edge of one curtain from the selvedge in the coupling: likewise he made in the uttermost side of another curtain, in the coupling of the second. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made loops of blue on the edge of one curtain from the excess in the connection: and he did this again on the other side of the another curtain. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Fifty loops made he in one curtain, and fifty loops made he in the edge of the curtain which was in the coupling of the second: the loops held one curtain to another. &lt;br /&gt;
|He made fifty loops to both sides of the curtains, which held them together.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of gold, and coupled the curtains one unto another with the taches: so it became one tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty gold buckles, and using these stitched the curtains together, making them a tabernacle.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made curtains of goats' hair for the tent over the tabernacle: eleven curtains he made them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty goat hair curtains for the tent over the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was thirty cubits, and four cubits was the breadth of one curtain: the eleven curtains were of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was thirty cubits, and the width was four; all of the curtains were this way.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled five curtains by themselves, and six curtains by themselves. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he stitched five curtains and then six.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty loops upon the uttermost edge of the curtain in the coupling, and fifty loops made he upon the edge of the curtain which coupleth the second. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty loops upon the farthest edge of the curtain in the lining, and fifty loops made he upon the edge of the curtain which combined the second. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of brass to couple the tent together, that it might be one. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty brass buckles to stitch the tent together as one.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a covering for the tent of rams' skins dyed red, and a covering of badgers' skins above that. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a covering of red dyed ram skins, and a covering of badger skin above this. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood, standing up. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made upright boards of shittim wood for the tabernacle.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of a board was ten cubits, and the breadth of a board one cubit and a half. &lt;br /&gt;
|The length of a board was ten cubits, and the width of a board one and a half.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|One board had two tenons, equally distant one from another: thus did he make for all the boards of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|One board had two connectors, equidistant; and he did the same for them all.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle; twenty boards for the south side southward: &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle; twenty boards for the south side;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And forty sockets of silver he made under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two sockets under another board for his two tenons. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made  forty sockets of silver under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and the same for antoher. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the tabernacle, which is toward the north corner, he made twenty boards, &lt;br /&gt;
|And  he made twenty boards for the side of the tabernacle toward the north coner, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and two sockets under another board. &lt;br /&gt;
|And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and the same for another.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the sides of the tabernacle westward he made six boards. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made six boards for the the west side of the tabernacle.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And two boards made he for the corners of the tabernacle in the two sides. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two boards for the corners of the tabernacle on two sides. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both the corners. &lt;br /&gt;
|And they were coupled beneath and at the corresponding head, to one ring: thus he did twice. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And there were eight boards; and their sockets were sixteen sockets of silver, under every board two sockets. &lt;br /&gt;
|And there were eight boards; and their sockets were sixteen of silver,  two sockets under every board. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the one side of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made shittim wood bars; five for one side of the tabernacle.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And five bars for the boards of the other side of the tabernacle, and five bars for the boards of the tabernacle for the sides westward. &lt;br /&gt;
|And five bars for the tabernacle's other side, and five bars for the tabernacle's west side.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the middle bar to shoot through the boards from the one end to the other. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the middle bar to connect the boards from both ends. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid the boards with gold, and made their rings of gold to be places for the bars, and overlaid the bars with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid the boards with gold, and made their rings of gold to be places for the bars, and overlaid the bars with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a vail of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made vails of three colors, with fine linen; with cherubs he made cunningly.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made thereunto four pillars of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold: their hooks were of gold; and he cast for them four sockets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made thereunto four shittim wood pillars, and overlaid them with gold: their hooks were gold; and he cast for them four silver sockets. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made an hanging for the tabernacle door of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen, of needlework; &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made an hanging for the tabernacle door of three colors, and fine linen by needlework; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the five pillars of it with their hooks: and he overlaid their chapiters and their fillets with gold: but their five sockets were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the five pillars of it with their hooks: and he overlaid their chapiters and their fillets with gold: but their five sockets were brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 37==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half was the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold within and without, and made a crown of gold to it round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, to be set by the four corners of it; even two rings upon the one side of it, and two rings upon the other side of it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings by the sides of the ark, to bear the ark. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half was the length thereof, and one cubit and a half the breadth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two cherubims of gold, beaten out of one piece made he them, on the two ends of the mercy seat; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|One cherub on the end on this side, and another cherub on the other end on that side: out of the mercy seat made he the cherubims on the two ends thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the cherubims spread out their wings on high, and covered with their wings over the mercy seat, with their faces one to another; even to the mercy seatward were the faces of the cherubims. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the table of shittim wood: two cubits was the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, and made thereunto a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Also he made thereunto a border of an handbreadth round about; and made a crown of gold for the border thereof round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, and put the rings upon the four corners that were in the four feet thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Over against the border were the rings, the places for the staves to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold, to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the vessels which were upon the table, his dishes, and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work made he the candlestick; his shaft, and his branch, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, were of the same: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And six branches going out of the sides thereof; three branches of the candlestick out of the one side thereof, and three branches of the candlestick out of the other side thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|Three bowls made after the fashion of almonds in one branch, a knop and a flower; and three bowls made like almonds in another branch, a knop and a flower: so throughout the six branches going out of the candlestick. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the candlestick were four bowls made like almonds, his knops, and his flowers: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, according to the six branches going out of it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|Their knops and their branches were of the same: all of it was one beaten work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made his seven lamps, and his snuffers, and his snuffdishes, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Of a talent of pure gold made he it, and all the vessels thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the incense altar of shittim wood: the length of it was a cubit, and the breadth of it a cubit; it was foursquare; and two cubits was the height of it; the horns thereof were of the same. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, both the top of it, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made unto it a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two rings of gold for it under the crown thereof, by the two corners of it, upon the two sides thereof, to be places for the staves to bear it withal. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of sweet spices, according to the work of the apothecary. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 38==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the altar of burnt offering of shittim wood: five cubits was the length thereof, and five cubits the breadth thereof; it was foursquare; and three cubits the height thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the horns thereof on the four corners of it; the horns thereof were of the same: and he overlaid it with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made all the vessels of the altar, the pots, and the shovels, and the basons, and the fleshhooks, and the firepans: all the vessels thereof made he of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made for the altar a brasen grate of network under the compass thereof beneath unto the midst of it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast four rings for the four ends of the grate of brass, to be places for the staves. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings on the sides of the altar, to bear it withal; he made the altar hollow with boards. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the laver of brass, and the foot of it of brass, of the lookingglasses of the women assembling, which assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the court: on the south side southward the hangings of the court were of fine twined linen, an hundred cubits: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Their pillars were twenty, and their brasen sockets twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets were of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the north side the hangings were an hundred cubits, their pillars were twenty, and their sockets of brass twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the west side were hangings of fifty cubits, their pillars ten, and their sockets ten; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the east side eastward fifty cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the one side of the gate were fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the court gate, on this hand and that hand, were hangings of fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|All the hangings of the court round about were of fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets for the pillars were of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver; and the overlaying of their chapiters of silver; and all the pillars of the court were filleted with silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the hanging for the gate of the court was needlework, of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: and twenty cubits was the length, and the height in the breadth was five cubits, answerable to the hangings of the court. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And their pillars were four, and their sockets of brass four; their hooks of silver, and the overlaying of their chapiters and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the pins of the tabernacle, and of the court round about, were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, made all that the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And with him was Aholiab, son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, an engraver, and a cunning workman, and an embroiderer in blue, and in purple, and in scarlet, and fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|All the gold that was occupied for the work in all the work of the holy place, even the gold of the offering, was twenty and nine talents, and seven hundred and thirty shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And the silver of them that were numbered of the congregation was an hundred talents, and a thousand seven hundred and threescore and fifteen shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bekah for every man, that is, half a shekel, after the shekel of the sanctuary, for every one that went to be numbered, from twenty years old and upward, for six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty men. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the hundred talents of silver were cast the sockets of the sanctuary, and the sockets of the vail; an hundred sockets of the hundred talents, a talent for a socket. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the thousand seven hundred seventy and five shekels he made hooks for the pillars, and overlaid their chapiters, and filleted them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And the brass of the offering was seventy talents, and two thousand and four hundred shekels. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And therewith he made the sockets to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and the brasen altar, and the brasen grate for it, and all the vessels of the altar, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets of the court round about, and the sockets of the court gate, and all the pins of the tabernacle, and all the pins of the court round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 39==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the blue, and purple, and scarlet, they made cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, and made the holy garments for Aaron; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the ephod of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did beat the gold into thin plates, and cut it into wires, to work it in the blue, and in the purple, and in the scarlet, and in the fine linen, with cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|They made shoulderpieces for it, to couple it together: by the two edges was it coupled together. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the curious girdle of his ephod, that was upon it, was of the same, according to the work thereof; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And they wrought onyx stones inclosed in ouches of gold, graven, as signets are graven, with the names of the children of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put them on the shoulders of the ephod, that they should be stones for a memorial to the children of Israel; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the breastplate of cunning work, like the work of the ephod; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|It was foursquare; they made the breastplate double: a span was the length thereof, and a span the breadth thereof, being doubled. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And they set in it four rows of stones: the first row was a sardius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this was the first row. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And the second row, an emerald, a sapphire, and a diamond. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And the third row, a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And the fourth row, a beryl, an onyx, and a jasper: they were inclosed in ouches of gold in their inclosings. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And the stones were according to the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet, every one with his name, according to the twelve tribes. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the breastplate chains at the ends, of wreathen work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two ouches of gold, and two gold rings; and put the two rings in the two ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And they put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two rings on the ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the two ends of the two wreathen chains they fastened in the two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieces of the ephod, before it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two rings of gold, and put them on the two ends of the breastplate, upon the border of it, which was on the side of the ephod inward. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two other golden rings, and put them on the two sides of the ephod underneath, toward the forepart of it, over against the other coupling thereof, above the curious girdle of the ephod. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did bind the breastplate by his rings unto the rings of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it might be above the curious girdle of the ephod, and that the breastplate might not be loosed from the ephod; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the robe of the ephod of woven work, all of blue. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And there was an hole in the midst of the robe, as the hole of an habergeon, with a band round about the hole, that it should not rend. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the hems of the robe pomegranates of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made bells of pure gold, and put the bells between the pomegranates upon the hem of the robe, round about between the pomegranates; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, round about the hem of the robe to minister in; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made coats of fine linen of woven work for Aaron, and for his sons, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And a mitre of fine linen, and goodly bonnets of fine linen, and linen breeches of fine twined linen, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And a girdle of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet, of needlework; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made the plate of the holy crown of pure gold, and wrote upon it a writing, like to the engravings of a signet, HOLINESS TO THE LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And they tied unto it a lace of blue, to fasten it on high upon the mitre; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus was all the work of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation finished: and the children of Israel did according to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so did they. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And they brought the tabernacle unto Moses, the tent, and all his furniture, his taches, his boards, his bars, and his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And the covering of rams' skins dyed red, and the covering of badgers' skins, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark of the testimony, and the staves thereof, and the mercy seat, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and all the vessels thereof, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|The pure candlestick, with the lamps thereof, even with the lamps to be set in order, and all the vessels thereof, and the oil for light, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the golden altar, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the tabernacle door, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|39&lt;br /&gt;
|The brasen altar, and his grate of brass, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|40&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and his sockets, and the hanging for the court gate, his cords, and his pins, and all the vessels of the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of the congregation, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|41&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service to do service in the holy place, and the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and his sons' garments, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|42&lt;br /&gt;
|According to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so the children of Israel made all the work. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|43&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses did look upon all the work, and, behold, they have done it as the LORD had commanded, even so had they done it: and Moses blessed them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 40==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spoke to Moses, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|On the first day of the first month shalt thou set up the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put therein the ark of the testimony, and cover the ark with the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring in the table, and set in order the things that are to be set in order upon it; and thou shalt bring in the candlestick, and light the lamps thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of gold for the incense before the ark of the testimony, and put the hanging of the door to the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of the burnt offering before the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and shalt put water therein. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set up the court round about, and hang up the hanging at the court gate. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt take the anointing oil, and anoint the tabernacle, and all that is therein, and shalt hallow it, and all the vessels thereof: and it shall be holy. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint the altar of the burnt offering, and all his vessels, and sanctify the altar: and it shall be an altar most holy. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint the laver and his foot, and sanctify it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring Aaron and his sons unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and wash them with water. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put upon Aaron the holy garments, and anoint him, and sanctify him; that he may minister unto me in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring his sons, and clothe them with coats: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint them, as thou didst anoint their father, that they may minister unto me in the priest's office: for their anointing shall surely be an everlasting priesthood throughout their generations. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus did Moses: according to all that the LORD commanded him, so did he. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass in the first month in the second year, on the first day of the month, that the tabernacle was reared up. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses reared up the tabernacle, and fastened his sockets, and set up the boards thereof, and put in the bars thereof, and reared up his pillars. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he spread abroad the tent over the tabernacle, and put the covering of the tent above upon it; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he took and put the testimony into the ark, and set the staves on the ark, and put the mercy seat above upon the ark: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And he brought the ark into the tabernacle, and set up the vail of the covering, and covered the ark of the testimony; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the table in the tent of the congregation, upon the side of the tabernacle northward, without the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set the bread in order upon it before the LORD; as the LORD had commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the candlestick in the tent of the congregation, over against the table, on the side of the tabernacle southward. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he lighted the lamps before the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the golden altar in the tent of the congregation before the vail: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he burnt sweet incense thereon; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set up the hanging at the door of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the altar of burnt offering by the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation, and offered upon it the burnt offering and the meat offering; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and put water there, to wash withal. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet thereat: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|When they went into the tent of the congregation, and when they came near unto the altar, they washed; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he reared up the court round about the tabernacle and the altar, and set up the hanging of the court gate. So Moses finished the work. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|Then a cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses was not able to enter into the tent of the congregation, because the cloud abode thereon, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And when the cloud was taken up from over the tabernacle, the children of Israel went onward in all their journeys: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|But if the cloud were not taken up, then they journeyed not till the day that it was taken up. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|For the cloud of the LORD was upon the tabernacle by day, and fire was on it by night, in the sight of all the house of Israel, throughout all their journeys. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Conservative Bible Project]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Conservative Bible]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Exodus 34-40 (Translated)</title>
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&lt;div&gt;==Chapter 34==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD said to Moses: make two stone tablets like the previous ones; I will write on the tablets the things that were on the first tablets that you broke.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|Be prepared for the morning, and go in the morning to mount Sinai, and on top of it you will show yourself to me.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And no man shall come up with thee, neither let any man be seen throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor herds feed before that mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|No one is to come with you, and no one should be seen next to the mountain, and the herds and the cattle should also not come close to the mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the LORD had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone. &lt;br /&gt;
|He made two stone tablets like the previous ones, and in the morning Moses woke up and went to mount Sinai as the LORD told him to, and he carried in his hands the two stone tablets. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD descended in the cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD came down in a cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed in front of his face and said: The LORD, The LORD, merciful and compassionate, patient, and full of boundless generosity and truth,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. &lt;br /&gt;
|Having boundless generosity for thousands, who forgives wrong deeds and crime and sin, who will punish the guilty, who will make the sons and the sons of the sons, the third and fourth generations, pay for the sins of their fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshipped. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses quickly bowed down and worshiped. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, if I am liked by you, my LORD, walk among us, because the people are ungrateful, and forgive our sins and misdeeds, and make us your property.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou art shall see the work of the LORD: for it is a terrible thing that I will do with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|And God said I will make a covenant with all of your nation and I will do wonders which have not been done before in any place or nation and all the people of whom you are a part of shall see the acts of the LORD, for the deed I am doing with you is tremendous. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, I drive out before thee the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the Jebusite. &lt;br /&gt;
|Obey what I command you today. I will banish the Amorite and the Canaanite and the Hittite and the Perizzite and the Hivite and the Jebusite.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee: &lt;br /&gt;
|Be careful not to ally with those sitting in the land you are about to come to, so they will not be an obstacle to you.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: &lt;br /&gt;
|For you will destroy their altars, break their sacred stones, and remove their idols.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: &lt;br /&gt;
|This is because you are not supposed to worship any other god, because the name of the LORD is jealous and he is a jealous God. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; &lt;br /&gt;
|This is meant to prevent you from allying with those sitting in the land, who will whore after their gods and will sacrifice to their gods, and one will call you and you will eat his sacrifice. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will take their daughters for your sons, and their daughters will whore after their gods and they will whore your sons to their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not make for yourself a molten idol. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will celebrate the holiday of the unleavened bread for seven days in which you will eat unleavened bread, as I commanded you, during the month of the spring. This is because during the month of the spring you came out of Egypt.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male. &lt;br /&gt;
|The first born of every womb will go to me, and every first born bull and lamb in your livestock.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will redeem every first born donkey by a lamb, and if you will not do so you will cut of its head. You will redeem every one of your firstborn and you will not come empty handed to me.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will work six days but on the seventh day you will rest and you will not plow or harvest.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end. &lt;br /&gt;
|And you will celebrate the holiday of weeks, of the first product of the wheat harvest, and the holiday of the gathering once the year ends.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord GOD, the God of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Three times in a year your sons must appear before the LORD, God of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders: neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to appear before the LORD thy God thrice in the year. &lt;br /&gt;
|I will remove other nations from you, and will expand your borders. No man will covet your land when you will come to see your LORD, three times a year.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not sacrifice animals with leaveb, and you will not delay the passover sacrifice to the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will bring he of first of the fruits of your land to the house of the LORD, your God. You will not cook a lamb in its mother's milk.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said to Moses, write down the following words, because with these words I have made a covenant with you and Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with LORD for forty days and forty nights. He didn't eat bread and he didn't drink water, and he wrote on the tablet the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And so, when Moses came down from down from mount Sinai with the two tablets of testimony in his hands, Moses did not know that the skin of his face shone while he spoke with Him.&lt;br /&gt;
|There is considerable debate over the translation of &amp;quot;shone&amp;quot; in this passage, as well as the next (34:30).  The original Hebrew may have meant &amp;quot;horned.&amp;quot;[http://galusaustralis.com/2009/09/1608/horny-jew-whats-the-deal-with-michelangelos-moses/]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the Sons of Israel saw Moses, the skin of his face shone, so they were afraid to approach him.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called unto them; and Aaron and all the rulers of the congregation returned unto him: and Moses talked with them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called them to come to him, and Aaron and all the heads of the tribes came to him, and Moses talked to them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Nasi'im&amp;quot;, the word translated into &amp;quot;rulers of the congregation&amp;quot; in the KJV, originally meant the heads of the tribes of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And afterward all the children of Israel came nigh: and he gave them in commandment all that the LORD had spoken with him in mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
|Afterwards all the Sons of Israel came to him, and he gave them the commandments the LORD has spoken to him on mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his face. &lt;br /&gt;
|Until Moses finished speaking to them, he put a veil on his face.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|But when Moses went in before the LORD to speak with him, he took the vail off, until he came out. And he came out, and spake unto the children of Israel that which he was commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Moses came to the LORD to speak with him, he took of the veil, until he came out. And he came out, and told the Sons of Israel what he commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his face again, until he went in to speak with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the Sons of Israel saw the face of Moses while the skin of Moses' face shone. Moses put back the veil on his face until he returned to speak with Him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 35==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of Israel together, and said unto them, These are the words which the LORD hath commanded, that ye should do them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered the entire Sons of Israel together and told them: These are the words which the LORD has commanded you to do.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|For six days you will work, and on the seventh day you will have a holy day of rest, a sabbath to the LORD: he who will then work shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|A week of six workdays - something many lazy liberals don't keep up with.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Ye shall kindle no fire throughout your habitations upon the sabbath day. &lt;br /&gt;
|You won't light a fire in your places of residence on the day of rest.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spake unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, saying, This is the thing which the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spoke to the entire Sons of Israel, saying, This is what the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Take ye from among you an offering unto the LORD: whosoever is of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the LORD; gold, and silver, and brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|Take from yourself a donation to the LORD, anybody whose heart is generous will give a donation to the LORD, gold, silver and copper.  &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, &lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And oil for the light, and spices for anointing oil, and for the sweet incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|And oil to make light, and perfumes for the anointing oil, and for the scent of the incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the ephod, and for the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the vest, and for the breastplate.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted among you shall come, and make all that the LORD hath commanded; &lt;br /&gt;
|Anybody who is wise hearted among you will come and do all that the LORD has commanded;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, his tent, and his covering, his taches, and his boards, his bars, his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, its tent, and its covering, its hooks, and its boards, its bars, its pillars, and its sockets,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark, and the staves thereof, with the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|The ark and its sheets, the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and his staves, and all his vessels, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
|The table and its sheets, and all its vessels, and the bread of the interior,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The candlestick also for the light, and his furniture, and his lamps, with the oil for the light, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the lightning lamp and its tools, and its candles, and the oil to make light,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and his staves, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the door at the entering in of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and its sheets, and the anointing oil, and the incense of good scent, and the opening curtain at the entrance of the tabernacle,  &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering, with his brasen grate, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering,with its copper grate, its sheets, and all its tools, the laver and its foot,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and their sockets, and the hanging for the door of the court, &lt;br /&gt;
|The hanging of the court, its pillars, and their sockets, and the curtain at the door of the yard,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The pins of the tabernacle, and the pins of the court, and their cords, &lt;br /&gt;
|The nails of the tabernacle, and the nails of the yard, and their strings,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and the garments of his sons, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, for service in the holy place, the holy clothes for Aaron the priest, and the clothes of his sons, to minister. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the congregation of the children of Israel departed from the presence of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the gathering of the Sons of Israel departed from the presence of Moses.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every one whose heart stirred him up, and every one whom his spirit made willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the congregation, and for all his service, and for the holy garments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every man whose heart carried him, and every one whom his spirit made him willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the gathering, and for all his service, and for the holy clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, both men and women, as many as were willing hearted, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered offered an offering of gold unto the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the men came with their women, everyone whose heart was willing, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered an offering of gold to the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And every man, with whom was found blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skins, brought them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every man that had blue, purple and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skin, brought them.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that did offer an offering of silver and brass brought the LORD's offering: and every man, with whom was found shittim wood for any work of the service, brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that offered a donation of silver and copper brought the LORD's offering: and every man that was found with shittim wood for any type of work brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women that were wise hearted did spin with their hands, and brought that which they had spun, both of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, and of fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted woman spun with her hands, and brought what they had spun, the blue and purple and the scarlet and the fine linen.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats' hair. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose hearts were raised in wisdom spun goats' hair.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and stones to be set, for the ephod, and for the breastplate; &lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and the stones for setting the vest and the breastplate;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And spice, and oil for the light, and for the anointing oil, and for the sweet incense. &lt;br /&gt;
|And spices and oil for lighting and anointing, and for the incense of scent.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|The children of Israel brought a willing offering unto the LORD, every man and woman, whose heart made them willing to bring for all manner of work, which the LORD had commanded to be made by the hand of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|The Sons of Israel brought a generous donation to the LORD, every man and woman, whose hearts made them generous to bring all types of work, which the LORD commanded to be made by the Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses said unto the children of Israel, See, the LORD hath called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah; &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses told the Sons of Israel, look, the LORD has called the name of Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship; &lt;br /&gt;
|And and he filled him with the spirit of God, wisdom, comprehension, knowledge and mastery of all craftsmanship.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|To design works in gold, silver and copper,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of brilliant work.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath put in his heart that he may teach, both he, and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan. &lt;br /&gt;
|And He had put in his heart to teach, both and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|Them hath he filled with wisdom of heart, to work all manner of work, of the engraver, and of the cunning workman, and of the embroiderer, in blue, and in purple, in scarlet, and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of them that do any work, and of those that devise cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|He has filled their them with wisdom of the heart, to do all types of work of the engraver, thinker and the embroiderer, in blue, purple, scarlet and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of those that do any work, and of those that plan brilliant work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 36==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the LORD had commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|Then made Bezaleel and Ahobliab, and every wiseman, who the LORD gifted to work the sanctuary, according to His plan.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whose heart the LORD had put wisdom, even every one whose heart stirred him up to come unto the work to do it: &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called every wise man to complete the work, even the ones with wild hearts.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they received of Moses all the offering, which the children of Israel had brought for the work of the service of the sanctuary, to make it withal. And they brought yet unto him free offerings every morning. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gave him the offering of the people of Israel to expand the sanctuary, and they gave him more every day.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the wise men, that wrought all the work of the sanctuary, came every man from his work which they made; &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the wise men that made the sanctuary, each in his own way.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And they spake unto Moses, saying, The people bring much more than enough for the service of the work, which the LORD commanded to make. &lt;br /&gt;
|And they told Moses, &amp;quot;The people have more than enough than they need to finish the work that the LORD commanded.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gave commandment, and they caused it to be proclaimed throughout the camp, saying, Let neither man nor woman make any more work for the offering of the sanctuary. So the people were restrained from bringing. &lt;br /&gt;
|And then Moses proclaimed &amp;quot;Only the work necessary for the completion of the sanctuary shall be done, and then no more. Let no one violate this order&amp;quot;, which was distributed throughout the camp.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|For the stuff they had was sufficient for all the work to make it, and too much. &lt;br /&gt;
|For the stuff they had was more than enough.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted man among them that wrought the work of the tabernacle made ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work made he them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise man there made ten curtains of linen in three colors, and cherubs to go with them, to be the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was twenty and eight cubits, and the breadth of one curtain four cubits: the curtains were all of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
|One curtain equaled twenty eight cubits, and the width four; all of the curtains were this way.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled the five curtains one unto another: and the other five curtains he coupled one unto another. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he lashed five curtains, this he did twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made loops of blue on the edge of one curtain from the selvedge in the coupling: likewise he made in the uttermost side of another curtain, in the coupling of the second. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made loops of blue on the edge of one curtain from the excess in the connection: and he did this again on the other side of the another curtain. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Fifty loops made he in one curtain, and fifty loops made he in the edge of the curtain which was in the coupling of the second: the loops held one curtain to another. &lt;br /&gt;
|He made fifty loops to both sides of the curtains, which held them together.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of gold, and coupled the curtains one unto another with the taches: so it became one tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty gold buckles, and using these stitched the curtains together, making them a tabernacle.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made curtains of goats' hair for the tent over the tabernacle: eleven curtains he made them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty goat hair curtains for the tent over the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was thirty cubits, and four cubits was the breadth of one curtain: the eleven curtains were of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was thirty cubits, and the width was four; all of the curtains were this way.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled five curtains by themselves, and six curtains by themselves. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he stitched five curtains and then six.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty loops upon the uttermost edge of the curtain in the coupling, and fifty loops made he upon the edge of the curtain which coupleth the second. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty loops upon the farthest edge of the curtain in the lining, and fifty loops made he upon the edge of the curtain which combined the second. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of brass to couple the tent together, that it might be one. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty brass buckles to stitch the tent together as one.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a covering for the tent of rams' skins dyed red, and a covering of badgers' skins above that. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a covering of red dyed ram skins, and a covering of badger skin above this. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood, standing up. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made upright boards of shittim wood for the tabernacle.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of a board was ten cubits, and the breadth of a board one cubit and a half. &lt;br /&gt;
|The length of a board was ten cubits, and the width of a board one and a half.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|One board had two tenons, equally distant one from another: thus did he make for all the boards of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|One board had two connectors, equidistant; and he did the same for them all.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle; twenty boards for the south side southward: &lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle; twenty boards for the south side;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And forty sockets of silver he made under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two sockets under another board for his two tenons. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the tabernacle, which is toward the north corner, he made twenty boards, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and two sockets under another board. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the sides of the tabernacle westward he made six boards. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And two boards made he for the corners of the tabernacle in the two sides. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both the corners. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And there were eight boards; and their sockets were sixteen sockets of silver, under every board two sockets. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the one side of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And five bars for the boards of the other side of the tabernacle, and five bars for the boards of the tabernacle for the sides westward. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the middle bar to shoot through the boards from the one end to the other. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid the boards with gold, and made their rings of gold to be places for the bars, and overlaid the bars with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a vail of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made thereunto four pillars of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold: their hooks were of gold; and he cast for them four sockets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made an hanging for the tabernacle door of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen, of needlework; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the five pillars of it with their hooks: and he overlaid their chapiters and their fillets with gold: but their five sockets were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 37==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half was the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold within and without, and made a crown of gold to it round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, to be set by the four corners of it; even two rings upon the one side of it, and two rings upon the other side of it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings by the sides of the ark, to bear the ark. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half was the length thereof, and one cubit and a half the breadth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two cherubims of gold, beaten out of one piece made he them, on the two ends of the mercy seat; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|One cherub on the end on this side, and another cherub on the other end on that side: out of the mercy seat made he the cherubims on the two ends thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the cherubims spread out their wings on high, and covered with their wings over the mercy seat, with their faces one to another; even to the mercy seatward were the faces of the cherubims. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the table of shittim wood: two cubits was the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, and made thereunto a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Also he made thereunto a border of an handbreadth round about; and made a crown of gold for the border thereof round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, and put the rings upon the four corners that were in the four feet thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Over against the border were the rings, the places for the staves to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold, to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the vessels which were upon the table, his dishes, and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work made he the candlestick; his shaft, and his branch, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, were of the same: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And six branches going out of the sides thereof; three branches of the candlestick out of the one side thereof, and three branches of the candlestick out of the other side thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|Three bowls made after the fashion of almonds in one branch, a knop and a flower; and three bowls made like almonds in another branch, a knop and a flower: so throughout the six branches going out of the candlestick. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the candlestick were four bowls made like almonds, his knops, and his flowers: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, according to the six branches going out of it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|Their knops and their branches were of the same: all of it was one beaten work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made his seven lamps, and his snuffers, and his snuffdishes, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Of a talent of pure gold made he it, and all the vessels thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the incense altar of shittim wood: the length of it was a cubit, and the breadth of it a cubit; it was foursquare; and two cubits was the height of it; the horns thereof were of the same. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, both the top of it, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made unto it a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two rings of gold for it under the crown thereof, by the two corners of it, upon the two sides thereof, to be places for the staves to bear it withal. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of sweet spices, according to the work of the apothecary. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 38==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the altar of burnt offering of shittim wood: five cubits was the length thereof, and five cubits the breadth thereof; it was foursquare; and three cubits the height thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the horns thereof on the four corners of it; the horns thereof were of the same: and he overlaid it with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made all the vessels of the altar, the pots, and the shovels, and the basons, and the fleshhooks, and the firepans: all the vessels thereof made he of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made for the altar a brasen grate of network under the compass thereof beneath unto the midst of it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast four rings for the four ends of the grate of brass, to be places for the staves. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings on the sides of the altar, to bear it withal; he made the altar hollow with boards. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the laver of brass, and the foot of it of brass, of the lookingglasses of the women assembling, which assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the court: on the south side southward the hangings of the court were of fine twined linen, an hundred cubits: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Their pillars were twenty, and their brasen sockets twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets were of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the north side the hangings were an hundred cubits, their pillars were twenty, and their sockets of brass twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the west side were hangings of fifty cubits, their pillars ten, and their sockets ten; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the east side eastward fifty cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the one side of the gate were fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the court gate, on this hand and that hand, were hangings of fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|All the hangings of the court round about were of fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets for the pillars were of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver; and the overlaying of their chapiters of silver; and all the pillars of the court were filleted with silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the hanging for the gate of the court was needlework, of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: and twenty cubits was the length, and the height in the breadth was five cubits, answerable to the hangings of the court. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And their pillars were four, and their sockets of brass four; their hooks of silver, and the overlaying of their chapiters and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the pins of the tabernacle, and of the court round about, were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, made all that the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And with him was Aholiab, son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, an engraver, and a cunning workman, and an embroiderer in blue, and in purple, and in scarlet, and fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|All the gold that was occupied for the work in all the work of the holy place, even the gold of the offering, was twenty and nine talents, and seven hundred and thirty shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And the silver of them that were numbered of the congregation was an hundred talents, and a thousand seven hundred and threescore and fifteen shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bekah for every man, that is, half a shekel, after the shekel of the sanctuary, for every one that went to be numbered, from twenty years old and upward, for six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty men. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the hundred talents of silver were cast the sockets of the sanctuary, and the sockets of the vail; an hundred sockets of the hundred talents, a talent for a socket. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the thousand seven hundred seventy and five shekels he made hooks for the pillars, and overlaid their chapiters, and filleted them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And the brass of the offering was seventy talents, and two thousand and four hundred shekels. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And therewith he made the sockets to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and the brasen altar, and the brasen grate for it, and all the vessels of the altar, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets of the court round about, and the sockets of the court gate, and all the pins of the tabernacle, and all the pins of the court round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 39==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the blue, and purple, and scarlet, they made cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, and made the holy garments for Aaron; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the ephod of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did beat the gold into thin plates, and cut it into wires, to work it in the blue, and in the purple, and in the scarlet, and in the fine linen, with cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|They made shoulderpieces for it, to couple it together: by the two edges was it coupled together. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the curious girdle of his ephod, that was upon it, was of the same, according to the work thereof; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And they wrought onyx stones inclosed in ouches of gold, graven, as signets are graven, with the names of the children of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put them on the shoulders of the ephod, that they should be stones for a memorial to the children of Israel; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the breastplate of cunning work, like the work of the ephod; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|It was foursquare; they made the breastplate double: a span was the length thereof, and a span the breadth thereof, being doubled. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And they set in it four rows of stones: the first row was a sardius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this was the first row. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And the second row, an emerald, a sapphire, and a diamond. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And the third row, a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And the fourth row, a beryl, an onyx, and a jasper: they were inclosed in ouches of gold in their inclosings. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And the stones were according to the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet, every one with his name, according to the twelve tribes. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the breastplate chains at the ends, of wreathen work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two ouches of gold, and two gold rings; and put the two rings in the two ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And they put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two rings on the ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the two ends of the two wreathen chains they fastened in the two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieces of the ephod, before it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two rings of gold, and put them on the two ends of the breastplate, upon the border of it, which was on the side of the ephod inward. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two other golden rings, and put them on the two sides of the ephod underneath, toward the forepart of it, over against the other coupling thereof, above the curious girdle of the ephod. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did bind the breastplate by his rings unto the rings of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it might be above the curious girdle of the ephod, and that the breastplate might not be loosed from the ephod; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the robe of the ephod of woven work, all of blue. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And there was an hole in the midst of the robe, as the hole of an habergeon, with a band round about the hole, that it should not rend. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the hems of the robe pomegranates of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made bells of pure gold, and put the bells between the pomegranates upon the hem of the robe, round about between the pomegranates; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, round about the hem of the robe to minister in; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made coats of fine linen of woven work for Aaron, and for his sons, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And a mitre of fine linen, and goodly bonnets of fine linen, and linen breeches of fine twined linen, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And a girdle of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet, of needlework; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made the plate of the holy crown of pure gold, and wrote upon it a writing, like to the engravings of a signet, HOLINESS TO THE LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And they tied unto it a lace of blue, to fasten it on high upon the mitre; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus was all the work of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation finished: and the children of Israel did according to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so did they. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And they brought the tabernacle unto Moses, the tent, and all his furniture, his taches, his boards, his bars, and his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And the covering of rams' skins dyed red, and the covering of badgers' skins, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark of the testimony, and the staves thereof, and the mercy seat, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and all the vessels thereof, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|The pure candlestick, with the lamps thereof, even with the lamps to be set in order, and all the vessels thereof, and the oil for light, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the golden altar, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the tabernacle door, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|39&lt;br /&gt;
|The brasen altar, and his grate of brass, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|40&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and his sockets, and the hanging for the court gate, his cords, and his pins, and all the vessels of the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of the congregation, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|41&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service to do service in the holy place, and the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and his sons' garments, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|42&lt;br /&gt;
|According to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so the children of Israel made all the work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|43&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses did look upon all the work, and, behold, they have done it as the LORD had commanded, even so had they done it: and Moses blessed them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 40==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spoke to Moses, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|On the first day of the first month shalt thou set up the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put therein the ark of the testimony, and cover the ark with the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring in the table, and set in order the things that are to be set in order upon it; and thou shalt bring in the candlestick, and light the lamps thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of gold for the incense before the ark of the testimony, and put the hanging of the door to the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of the burnt offering before the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and shalt put water therein. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set up the court round about, and hang up the hanging at the court gate. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt take the anointing oil, and anoint the tabernacle, and all that is therein, and shalt hallow it, and all the vessels thereof: and it shall be holy. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint the altar of the burnt offering, and all his vessels, and sanctify the altar: and it shall be an altar most holy. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint the laver and his foot, and sanctify it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring Aaron and his sons unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and wash them with water. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put upon Aaron the holy garments, and anoint him, and sanctify him; that he may minister unto me in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring his sons, and clothe them with coats: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint them, as thou didst anoint their father, that they may minister unto me in the priest's office: for their anointing shall surely be an everlasting priesthood throughout their generations. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus did Moses: according to all that the LORD commanded him, so did he. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass in the first month in the second year, on the first day of the month, that the tabernacle was reared up. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses reared up the tabernacle, and fastened his sockets, and set up the boards thereof, and put in the bars thereof, and reared up his pillars. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he spread abroad the tent over the tabernacle, and put the covering of the tent above upon it; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he took and put the testimony into the ark, and set the staves on the ark, and put the mercy seat above upon the ark: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And he brought the ark into the tabernacle, and set up the vail of the covering, and covered the ark of the testimony; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the table in the tent of the congregation, upon the side of the tabernacle northward, without the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set the bread in order upon it before the LORD; as the LORD had commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the candlestick in the tent of the congregation, over against the table, on the side of the tabernacle southward. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he lighted the lamps before the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the golden altar in the tent of the congregation before the vail: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he burnt sweet incense thereon; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set up the hanging at the door of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the altar of burnt offering by the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation, and offered upon it the burnt offering and the meat offering; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and put water there, to wash withal. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet thereat: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|When they went into the tent of the congregation, and when they came near unto the altar, they washed; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he reared up the court round about the tabernacle and the altar, and set up the hanging of the court gate. So Moses finished the work. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|Then a cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses was not able to enter into the tent of the congregation, because the cloud abode thereon, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And when the cloud was taken up from over the tabernacle, the children of Israel went onward in all their journeys: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|But if the cloud were not taken up, then they journeyed not till the day that it was taken up. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|For the cloud of the LORD was upon the tabernacle by day, and fire was on it by night, in the sight of all the house of Israel, throughout all their journeys. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Conservative Bible Project]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Exodus 34-40 (Translated)</title>
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&lt;div&gt;==Chapter 34==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD said to Moses: make two stone tablets like the previous ones; I will write on the tablets the things that were on the first tablets that you broke.&lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|Be prepared for the morning, and go in the morning to mount Sinai, and on top of it you will show yourself to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And no man shall come up with thee, neither let any man be seen throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor herds feed before that mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|No one is to come with you, and no one should be seen next to the mountain, and the herds and the cattle should also not come close to the mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the LORD had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone. &lt;br /&gt;
|He made two stone tablets like the previous ones, and in the morning Moses woke up and went to mount Sinai as the LORD told him to, and he carried in his hands the two stone tablets. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD descended in the cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD came down in a cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed in front of his face and said: The LORD, The LORD, merciful and compassionate, patient, and full of boundless generosity and truth,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. &lt;br /&gt;
|Having boundless generosity for thousands, who forgives wrong deeds and crime and sin, who will punish the guilty, who will make the sons and the sons of the sons, the third and fourth generations, pay for the sins of their fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshipped. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses quickly bowed down and worshiped. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, if I am liked by you, my LORD, walk among us, because the people are ungrateful, and forgive our sins and misdeeds, and make us your property.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou art shall see the work of the LORD: for it is a terrible thing that I will do with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|And God said I will make a covenant with all of your nation and I will do wonders which have not been done before in any place or nation and all the people of whom you are a part of shall see the acts of the LORD, for the deed I am doing with you is tremendous. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, I drive out before thee the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the Jebusite. &lt;br /&gt;
|Obey what I command you today. I will banish the Amorite and the Canaanite and the Hittite and the Perizzite and the Hivite and the Jebusite.&lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee: &lt;br /&gt;
|Be careful not to ally with those sitting in the land you are about to come to, so they will not be an obstacle to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: &lt;br /&gt;
|For you will destroy their altars, break their sacred stones, and remove their idols.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: &lt;br /&gt;
|This is because you are not supposed to worship any other god, because the name of the LORD is jealous and he is a jealous God. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; &lt;br /&gt;
|This is meant to prevent you from allying with those sitting in the land, who will whore after their gods and will sacrifice to their gods, and one will call you and you will eat his sacrifice. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will take their daughters for your sons, and their daughters will whore after their gods and they will whore your sons to their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not make for yourself a molten idol. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will celebrate the holiday of the unleavened bread for seven days in which you will eat unleavened bread, as I commanded you, during the month of the spring. This is because during the month of the spring you came out of Egypt.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male. &lt;br /&gt;
|The first born of every womb will go to me, and every first born bull and lamb in your livestock.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will redeem every first born donkey by a lamb, and if you will not do so you will cut of its head. You will redeem every one of your firstborn and you will not come empty handed to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will work six days but on the seventh day you will rest and you will not plow or harvest.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end. &lt;br /&gt;
|And you will celebrate the holiday of weeks, of the first product of the wheat harvest, and the holiday of the gathering once the year ends.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord GOD, the God of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Three times in a year your sons must appear before the LORD, God of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders: neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to appear before the LORD thy God thrice in the year. &lt;br /&gt;
|I will remove other nations from you, and will expand your borders. No man will covet your land when you will come to see your LORD, three times a year.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not sacrifice animals with leaveb, and you will not delay the passover sacrifice to the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will bring he of first of the fruits of your land to the house of the LORD, your God. You will not cook a lamb in its mother's milk.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said to Moses, write down the following words, because with these words I have made a covenant with you and Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with LORD for forty days and forty nights. He didn't eat bread and he didn't drink water, and he wrote on the tablet the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And so, when Moses came down from down from mount Sinai with the two tablets of testimony in his hands, Moses did not know that the skin of his face shone while he spoke with Him.&lt;br /&gt;
|There is considerable debate over the translation of &amp;quot;shone&amp;quot; in this passage, as well as the next (34:30).  The original Hebrew may have meant &amp;quot;horned.&amp;quot;[http://galusaustralis.com/2009/09/1608/horny-jew-whats-the-deal-with-michelangelos-moses/]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the Sons of Israel saw Moses, the skin of his face shone, so they were afraid to approach him.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called unto them; and Aaron and all the rulers of the congregation returned unto him: and Moses talked with them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called them to come to him, and Aaron and all the heads of the tribes came to him, and Moses talked to them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Nasi'im&amp;quot;, the word translated into &amp;quot;rulers of the congregation&amp;quot; in the KJV, originally meant the heads of the tribes of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And afterward all the children of Israel came nigh: and he gave them in commandment all that the LORD had spoken with him in mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
|Afterwards all the Sons of Israel came to him, and he gave them the commandments the LORD has spoken to him on mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his face. &lt;br /&gt;
|Until Moses finished speaking to them, he put a veil on his face.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|But when Moses went in before the LORD to speak with him, he took the vail off, until he came out. And he came out, and spake unto the children of Israel that which he was commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Moses came to the LORD to speak with him, he took of the veil, until he came out. And he came out, and told the Sons of Israel what he commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his face again, until he went in to speak with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the Sons of Israel saw the face of Moses while the skin of Moses' face shone. Moses put back the veil on his face until he returned to speak with Him. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 35==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of Israel together, and said unto them, These are the words which the LORD hath commanded, that ye should do them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered the entire Sons of Israel together and told them: These are the words which the LORD has commanded you to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|For six days you will work, and on the seventh day you will have a holy day of rest, a sabbath to the LORD: he who will then work shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|A week of six workdays - something many lazy liberals don't keep up with.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Ye shall kindle no fire throughout your habitations upon the sabbath day. &lt;br /&gt;
|You won't light a fire in your places of residence on the day of rest.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spake unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, saying, This is the thing which the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spoke to the entire Sons of Israel, saying, This is what the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Take ye from among you an offering unto the LORD: whosoever is of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the LORD; gold, and silver, and brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|Take from yourself a donation to the LORD, anybody whose heart is generous will give a donation to the LORD, gold, silver and copper.  &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, &lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair,&lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And oil for the light, and spices for anointing oil, and for the sweet incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|And oil to make light, and perfumes for the anointing oil, and for the scent of the incense, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the ephod, and for the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the vest, and for the breastplate.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted among you shall come, and make all that the LORD hath commanded; &lt;br /&gt;
|Anybody who is wise hearted among you will come and do all that the LORD has commanded;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, his tent, and his covering, his taches, and his boards, his bars, his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, its tent, and its covering, its hooks, and its boards, its bars, its pillars, and its sockets,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark, and the staves thereof, with the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|The ark and its sheets, the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and his staves, and all his vessels, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
|The table and its sheets, and all its vessels, and the bread of the interior,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The candlestick also for the light, and his furniture, and his lamps, with the oil for the light, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the lightning lamp and its tools, and its candles, and the oil to make light,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and his staves, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the door at the entering in of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and its sheets, and the anointing oil, and the incense of good scent, and the opening curtain at the entrance of the tabernacle,  &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering, with his brasen grate, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering,with its copper grate, its sheets, and all its tools, the laver and its foot,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and their sockets, and the hanging for the door of the court, &lt;br /&gt;
|The hanging of the court, its pillars, and their sockets, and the curtain at the door of the yard,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The pins of the tabernacle, and the pins of the court, and their cords, &lt;br /&gt;
|The nails of the tabernacle, and the nails of the yard, and their strings,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and the garments of his sons, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, for service in the holy place, the holy clothes for Aaron the priest, and the clothes of his sons, to minister. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the congregation of the children of Israel departed from the presence of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the gathering of the Sons of Israel departed from the presence of Moses.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every one whose heart stirred him up, and every one whom his spirit made willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the congregation, and for all his service, and for the holy garments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every man whose heart carried him, and every one whom his spirit made him willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the gathering, and for all his service, and for the holy clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, both men and women, as many as were willing hearted, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered offered an offering of gold unto the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the men came with their women, everyone whose heart was willing, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered an offering of gold to the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And every man, with whom was found blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skins, brought them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every man that had blue, purple and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skin, brought them.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that did offer an offering of silver and brass brought the LORD's offering: and every man, with whom was found shittim wood for any work of the service, brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that offered a donation of silver and copper brought the LORD's offering: and every man that was found with shittim wood for any type of work brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women that were wise hearted did spin with their hands, and brought that which they had spun, both of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, and of fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted woman spun with her hands, and brought what they had spun, the blue and purple and the scarlet and the fine linen.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats' hair. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose hearts were raised in wisdom spun goats' hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and stones to be set, for the ephod, and for the breastplate; &lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and the stones for setting the vest and the breastplate;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And spice, and oil for the light, and for the anointing oil, and for the sweet incense. &lt;br /&gt;
|And spices and oil for lighting and anointing, and for the incense of scent.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|The children of Israel brought a willing offering unto the LORD, every man and woman, whose heart made them willing to bring for all manner of work, which the LORD had commanded to be made by the hand of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|The Sons of Israel brought a generous donation to the LORD, every man and woman, whose hearts made them generous to bring all types of work, which the LORD commanded to be made by the Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses said unto the children of Israel, See, the LORD hath called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah; &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses told the Sons of Israel, look, the LORD has called the name of Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah;&lt;br /&gt;
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|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship; &lt;br /&gt;
|And and he filled him with the spirit of God, wisdom, comprehension, knowledge and mastery of all craftsmanship.&lt;br /&gt;
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|And to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|To design works in gold, silver and copper,&lt;br /&gt;
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|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of brilliant work.&lt;br /&gt;
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|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath put in his heart that he may teach, both he, and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan. &lt;br /&gt;
|And He had put in his heart to teach, both and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan.&lt;br /&gt;
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|35&lt;br /&gt;
|Them hath he filled with wisdom of heart, to work all manner of work, of the engraver, and of the cunning workman, and of the embroiderer, in blue, and in purple, in scarlet, and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of them that do any work, and of those that devise cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|He has filled their them with wisdom of the heart, to do all types of work of the engraver, thinker and the embroiderer, in blue, purple, scarlet and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of those that do any work, and of those that plan brilliant work. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 36==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the LORD had commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|Then made Bezaleel and Ahobliab, and every wiseman, who the LORD gifted to work the sanctuary, according to His plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whose heart the LORD had put wisdom, even every one whose heart stirred him up to come unto the work to do it: &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called every wise man to complete the work, even the ones with wild hearts.&lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they received of Moses all the offering, which the children of Israel had brought for the work of the service of the sanctuary, to make it withal. And they brought yet unto him free offerings every morning. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the wise men, that wrought all the work of the sanctuary, came every man from his work which they made; &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And they spake unto Moses, saying, The people bring much more than enough for the service of the work, which the LORD commanded to make. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gave commandment, and they caused it to be proclaimed throughout the camp, saying, Let neither man nor woman make any more work for the offering of the sanctuary. So the people were restrained from bringing. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|For the stuff they had was sufficient for all the work to make it, and too much. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted man among them that wrought the work of the tabernacle made ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work made he them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was twenty and eight cubits, and the breadth of one curtain four cubits: the curtains were all of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled the five curtains one unto another: and the other five curtains he coupled one unto another. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made loops of blue on the edge of one curtain from the selvedge in the coupling: likewise he made in the uttermost side of another curtain, in the coupling of the second. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Fifty loops made he in one curtain, and fifty loops made he in the edge of the curtain which was in the coupling of the second: the loops held one curtain to another. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of gold, and coupled the curtains one unto another with the taches: so it became one tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made curtains of goats' hair for the tent over the tabernacle: eleven curtains he made them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|15&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was thirty cubits, and four cubits was the breadth of one curtain: the eleven curtains were of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled five curtains by themselves, and six curtains by themselves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty loops upon the uttermost edge of the curtain in the coupling, and fifty loops made he upon the edge of the curtain which coupleth the second. &lt;br /&gt;
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|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of brass to couple the tent together, that it might be one. &lt;br /&gt;
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|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a covering for the tent of rams' skins dyed red, and a covering of badgers' skins above that. &lt;br /&gt;
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|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood, standing up. &lt;br /&gt;
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|21&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of a board was ten cubits, and the breadth of a board one cubit and a half. &lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|One board had two tenons, equally distant one from another: thus did he make for all the boards of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle; twenty boards for the south side southward: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And forty sockets of silver he made under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two sockets under another board for his two tenons. &lt;br /&gt;
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|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the tabernacle, which is toward the north corner, he made twenty boards, &lt;br /&gt;
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|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and two sockets under another board. &lt;br /&gt;
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|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the sides of the tabernacle westward he made six boards. &lt;br /&gt;
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|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And two boards made he for the corners of the tabernacle in the two sides. &lt;br /&gt;
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|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both the corners. &lt;br /&gt;
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|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And there were eight boards; and their sockets were sixteen sockets of silver, under every board two sockets. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the one side of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And five bars for the boards of the other side of the tabernacle, and five bars for the boards of the tabernacle for the sides westward. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the middle bar to shoot through the boards from the one end to the other. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid the boards with gold, and made their rings of gold to be places for the bars, and overlaid the bars with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a vail of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made thereunto four pillars of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold: their hooks were of gold; and he cast for them four sockets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made an hanging for the tabernacle door of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen, of needlework; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the five pillars of it with their hooks: and he overlaid their chapiters and their fillets with gold: but their five sockets were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 37==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half was the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold within and without, and made a crown of gold to it round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, to be set by the four corners of it; even two rings upon the one side of it, and two rings upon the other side of it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings by the sides of the ark, to bear the ark. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half was the length thereof, and one cubit and a half the breadth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two cherubims of gold, beaten out of one piece made he them, on the two ends of the mercy seat; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|One cherub on the end on this side, and another cherub on the other end on that side: out of the mercy seat made he the cherubims on the two ends thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the cherubims spread out their wings on high, and covered with their wings over the mercy seat, with their faces one to another; even to the mercy seatward were the faces of the cherubims. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the table of shittim wood: two cubits was the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, and made thereunto a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Also he made thereunto a border of an handbreadth round about; and made a crown of gold for the border thereof round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, and put the rings upon the four corners that were in the four feet thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Over against the border were the rings, the places for the staves to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold, to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the vessels which were upon the table, his dishes, and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work made he the candlestick; his shaft, and his branch, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, were of the same: &lt;br /&gt;
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|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And six branches going out of the sides thereof; three branches of the candlestick out of the one side thereof, and three branches of the candlestick out of the other side thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|19&lt;br /&gt;
|Three bowls made after the fashion of almonds in one branch, a knop and a flower; and three bowls made like almonds in another branch, a knop and a flower: so throughout the six branches going out of the candlestick. &lt;br /&gt;
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|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the candlestick were four bowls made like almonds, his knops, and his flowers: &lt;br /&gt;
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|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, according to the six branches going out of it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|Their knops and their branches were of the same: all of it was one beaten work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made his seven lamps, and his snuffers, and his snuffdishes, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Of a talent of pure gold made he it, and all the vessels thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the incense altar of shittim wood: the length of it was a cubit, and the breadth of it a cubit; it was foursquare; and two cubits was the height of it; the horns thereof were of the same. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, both the top of it, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made unto it a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two rings of gold for it under the crown thereof, by the two corners of it, upon the two sides thereof, to be places for the staves to bear it withal. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of sweet spices, according to the work of the apothecary. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 38==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
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!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the altar of burnt offering of shittim wood: five cubits was the length thereof, and five cubits the breadth thereof; it was foursquare; and three cubits the height thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the horns thereof on the four corners of it; the horns thereof were of the same: and he overlaid it with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made all the vessels of the altar, the pots, and the shovels, and the basons, and the fleshhooks, and the firepans: all the vessels thereof made he of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made for the altar a brasen grate of network under the compass thereof beneath unto the midst of it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast four rings for the four ends of the grate of brass, to be places for the staves. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings on the sides of the altar, to bear it withal; he made the altar hollow with boards. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the laver of brass, and the foot of it of brass, of the lookingglasses of the women assembling, which assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the court: on the south side southward the hangings of the court were of fine twined linen, an hundred cubits: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Their pillars were twenty, and their brasen sockets twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets were of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the north side the hangings were an hundred cubits, their pillars were twenty, and their sockets of brass twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the west side were hangings of fifty cubits, their pillars ten, and their sockets ten; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the east side eastward fifty cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the one side of the gate were fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the court gate, on this hand and that hand, were hangings of fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|All the hangings of the court round about were of fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets for the pillars were of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver; and the overlaying of their chapiters of silver; and all the pillars of the court were filleted with silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the hanging for the gate of the court was needlework, of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: and twenty cubits was the length, and the height in the breadth was five cubits, answerable to the hangings of the court. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And their pillars were four, and their sockets of brass four; their hooks of silver, and the overlaying of their chapiters and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the pins of the tabernacle, and of the court round about, were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, made all that the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And with him was Aholiab, son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, an engraver, and a cunning workman, and an embroiderer in blue, and in purple, and in scarlet, and fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|All the gold that was occupied for the work in all the work of the holy place, even the gold of the offering, was twenty and nine talents, and seven hundred and thirty shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And the silver of them that were numbered of the congregation was an hundred talents, and a thousand seven hundred and threescore and fifteen shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bekah for every man, that is, half a shekel, after the shekel of the sanctuary, for every one that went to be numbered, from twenty years old and upward, for six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty men. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the hundred talents of silver were cast the sockets of the sanctuary, and the sockets of the vail; an hundred sockets of the hundred talents, a talent for a socket. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the thousand seven hundred seventy and five shekels he made hooks for the pillars, and overlaid their chapiters, and filleted them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And the brass of the offering was seventy talents, and two thousand and four hundred shekels. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And therewith he made the sockets to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and the brasen altar, and the brasen grate for it, and all the vessels of the altar, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets of the court round about, and the sockets of the court gate, and all the pins of the tabernacle, and all the pins of the court round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 39==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the blue, and purple, and scarlet, they made cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, and made the holy garments for Aaron; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the ephod of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did beat the gold into thin plates, and cut it into wires, to work it in the blue, and in the purple, and in the scarlet, and in the fine linen, with cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|They made shoulderpieces for it, to couple it together: by the two edges was it coupled together. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the curious girdle of his ephod, that was upon it, was of the same, according to the work thereof; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And they wrought onyx stones inclosed in ouches of gold, graven, as signets are graven, with the names of the children of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put them on the shoulders of the ephod, that they should be stones for a memorial to the children of Israel; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the breastplate of cunning work, like the work of the ephod; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|It was foursquare; they made the breastplate double: a span was the length thereof, and a span the breadth thereof, being doubled. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And they set in it four rows of stones: the first row was a sardius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this was the first row. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And the second row, an emerald, a sapphire, and a diamond. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And the third row, a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And the fourth row, a beryl, an onyx, and a jasper: they were inclosed in ouches of gold in their inclosings. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And the stones were according to the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet, every one with his name, according to the twelve tribes. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the breastplate chains at the ends, of wreathen work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two ouches of gold, and two gold rings; and put the two rings in the two ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And they put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two rings on the ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the two ends of the two wreathen chains they fastened in the two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieces of the ephod, before it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two rings of gold, and put them on the two ends of the breastplate, upon the border of it, which was on the side of the ephod inward. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two other golden rings, and put them on the two sides of the ephod underneath, toward the forepart of it, over against the other coupling thereof, above the curious girdle of the ephod. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did bind the breastplate by his rings unto the rings of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it might be above the curious girdle of the ephod, and that the breastplate might not be loosed from the ephod; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the robe of the ephod of woven work, all of blue. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And there was an hole in the midst of the robe, as the hole of an habergeon, with a band round about the hole, that it should not rend. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the hems of the robe pomegranates of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made bells of pure gold, and put the bells between the pomegranates upon the hem of the robe, round about between the pomegranates; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, round about the hem of the robe to minister in; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made coats of fine linen of woven work for Aaron, and for his sons, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And a mitre of fine linen, and goodly bonnets of fine linen, and linen breeches of fine twined linen, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And a girdle of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet, of needlework; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made the plate of the holy crown of pure gold, and wrote upon it a writing, like to the engravings of a signet, HOLINESS TO THE LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And they tied unto it a lace of blue, to fasten it on high upon the mitre; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus was all the work of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation finished: and the children of Israel did according to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so did they. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And they brought the tabernacle unto Moses, the tent, and all his furniture, his taches, his boards, his bars, and his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
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|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And the covering of rams' skins dyed red, and the covering of badgers' skins, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark of the testimony, and the staves thereof, and the mercy seat, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and all the vessels thereof, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|The pure candlestick, with the lamps thereof, even with the lamps to be set in order, and all the vessels thereof, and the oil for light, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the golden altar, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the tabernacle door, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|39&lt;br /&gt;
|The brasen altar, and his grate of brass, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|40&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and his sockets, and the hanging for the court gate, his cords, and his pins, and all the vessels of the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of the congregation, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|41&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service to do service in the holy place, and the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and his sons' garments, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|42&lt;br /&gt;
|According to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so the children of Israel made all the work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|43&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses did look upon all the work, and, behold, they have done it as the LORD had commanded, even so had they done it: and Moses blessed them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 40==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spoke to Moses, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|On the first day of the first month shalt thou set up the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put therein the ark of the testimony, and cover the ark with the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring in the table, and set in order the things that are to be set in order upon it; and thou shalt bring in the candlestick, and light the lamps thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of gold for the incense before the ark of the testimony, and put the hanging of the door to the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of the burnt offering before the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and shalt put water therein. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set up the court round about, and hang up the hanging at the court gate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt take the anointing oil, and anoint the tabernacle, and all that is therein, and shalt hallow it, and all the vessels thereof: and it shall be holy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint the altar of the burnt offering, and all his vessels, and sanctify the altar: and it shall be an altar most holy. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint the laver and his foot, and sanctify it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring Aaron and his sons unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and wash them with water. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put upon Aaron the holy garments, and anoint him, and sanctify him; that he may minister unto me in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring his sons, and clothe them with coats: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint them, as thou didst anoint their father, that they may minister unto me in the priest's office: for their anointing shall surely be an everlasting priesthood throughout their generations. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus did Moses: according to all that the LORD commanded him, so did he. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass in the first month in the second year, on the first day of the month, that the tabernacle was reared up. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses reared up the tabernacle, and fastened his sockets, and set up the boards thereof, and put in the bars thereof, and reared up his pillars. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he spread abroad the tent over the tabernacle, and put the covering of the tent above upon it; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he took and put the testimony into the ark, and set the staves on the ark, and put the mercy seat above upon the ark: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And he brought the ark into the tabernacle, and set up the vail of the covering, and covered the ark of the testimony; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the table in the tent of the congregation, upon the side of the tabernacle northward, without the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set the bread in order upon it before the LORD; as the LORD had commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the candlestick in the tent of the congregation, over against the table, on the side of the tabernacle southward. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he lighted the lamps before the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the golden altar in the tent of the congregation before the vail: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he burnt sweet incense thereon; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set up the hanging at the door of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the altar of burnt offering by the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation, and offered upon it the burnt offering and the meat offering; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and put water there, to wash withal. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet thereat: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|When they went into the tent of the congregation, and when they came near unto the altar, they washed; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he reared up the court round about the tabernacle and the altar, and set up the hanging of the court gate. So Moses finished the work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|Then a cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses was not able to enter into the tent of the congregation, because the cloud abode thereon, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And when the cloud was taken up from over the tabernacle, the children of Israel went onward in all their journeys: &lt;br /&gt;
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|37&lt;br /&gt;
|But if the cloud were not taken up, then they journeyed not till the day that it was taken up. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|For the cloud of the LORD was upon the tabernacle by day, and fire was on it by night, in the sight of all the house of Israel, throughout all their journeys. &lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Conservative Bible Project]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Conservative Bible]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Exodus 34-40 (Translated)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olohand Mistletoe: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Chapter 34==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD said to Moses: make two stone tablets like the previous ones; I will write on the tablets the things that were on the first tablets that you broke.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|Be prepared for the morning, and go in the morning to mount Sinai, and on top of it you will show yourself to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And no man shall come up with thee, neither let any man be seen throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor herds feed before that mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|No one is to come with you, and no one should be seen next to the mountain, and the herds and the cattle should also not come close to the mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the LORD had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone. &lt;br /&gt;
|He made two stone tablets like the previous ones, and in the morning Moses woke up and went to mount Sinai as the LORD told him to, and he carried in his hands the two stone tablets. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD descended in the cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD came down in a cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed in front of his face and said: The LORD, The LORD, merciful and compassionate, patient, and full of boundless generosity and truth,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. &lt;br /&gt;
|Having boundless generosity for thousands, who forgives wrong deeds and crime and sin, who will punish the guilty, who will make the sons and the sons of the sons, the third and fourth generations, pay for the sins of their fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshipped. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses quickly bowed down and worshiped. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, if I am liked by you, my LORD, walk among us, because the people are ungrateful, and forgive our sins and misdeeds, and make us your property.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou art shall see the work of the LORD: for it is a terrible thing that I will do with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|And God said I will make a covenant with all of your nation and I will do wonders which have not been done before in any place or nation and all the people of whom you are a part of shall see the acts of the LORD, for the deed I am doing with you is tremendous. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, I drive out before thee the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the Jebusite. &lt;br /&gt;
|Obey what I command you today. I will banish the Amorite and the Canaanite and the Hittite and the Perizzite and the Hivite and the Jebusite.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee: &lt;br /&gt;
|Be careful not to ally with those sitting in the land you are about to come to, so they will not be an obstacle to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: &lt;br /&gt;
|For you will destroy their altars, break their sacred stones, and remove their idols.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: &lt;br /&gt;
|This is because you are not supposed to worship any other god, because the name of the LORD is jealous and he is a jealous God. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; &lt;br /&gt;
|This is meant to prevent you from allying with those sitting in the land, who will whore after their gods and will sacrifice to their gods, and one will call you and you will eat his sacrifice. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will take their daughters for your sons, and their daughters will whore after their gods and they will whore your sons to their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not make for yourself a molten idol. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will celebrate the holiday of the unleavened bread for seven days in which you will eat unleavened bread, as I commanded you, during the month of the spring. This is because during the month of the spring you came out of Egypt.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male. &lt;br /&gt;
|The first born of every womb will go to me, and every first born bull and lamb in your livestock.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will redeem every first born donkey by a lamb, and if you will not do so you will cut of its head. You will redeem every one of your firstborn and you will not come empty handed to me.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will work six days but on the seventh day you will rest and you will not plow or harvest.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end. &lt;br /&gt;
|And you will celebrate the holiday of weeks, of the first product of the wheat harvest, and the holiday of the gathering once the year ends.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord GOD, the God of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Three times in a year your sons must appear before the LORD, God of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders: neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to appear before the LORD thy God thrice in the year. &lt;br /&gt;
|I will remove other nations from you, and will expand your borders. No man will covet your land when you will come to see your LORD, three times a year.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not sacrifice animals with leaveb, and you will not delay the passover sacrifice to the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will bring he of first of the fruits of your land to the house of the LORD, your God. You will not cook a lamb in its mother's milk.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said to Moses, write down the following words, because with these words I have made a covenant with you and Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with LORD for forty days and forty nights. He didn't eat bread and he didn't drink water, and he wrote on the tablet the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And so, when Moses came down from down from mount Sinai with the two tablets of testimony in his hands, Moses did not know that the skin of his face shone while he spoke with Him.&lt;br /&gt;
|There is considerable debate over the translation of &amp;quot;shone&amp;quot; in this passage, as well as the next (34:30).  The original Hebrew may have meant &amp;quot;horned.&amp;quot;[http://galusaustralis.com/2009/09/1608/horny-jew-whats-the-deal-with-michelangelos-moses/]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the Sons of Israel saw Moses, the skin of his face shone, so they were afraid to approach him.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called unto them; and Aaron and all the rulers of the congregation returned unto him: and Moses talked with them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called them to come to him, and Aaron and all the heads of the tribes came to him, and Moses talked to them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Nasi'im&amp;quot;, the word translated into &amp;quot;rulers of the congregation&amp;quot; in the KJV, originally meant the heads of the tribes of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And afterward all the children of Israel came nigh: and he gave them in commandment all that the LORD had spoken with him in mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
|Afterwards all the Sons of Israel came to him, and he gave them the commandments the LORD has spoken to him on mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his face. &lt;br /&gt;
|Until Moses finished speaking to them, he put a veil on his face.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|But when Moses went in before the LORD to speak with him, he took the vail off, until he came out. And he came out, and spake unto the children of Israel that which he was commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Moses came to the LORD to speak with him, he took of the veil, until he came out. And he came out, and told the Sons of Israel what he commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his face again, until he went in to speak with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the Sons of Israel saw the face of Moses while the skin of Moses' face shone. Moses put back the veil on his face until he returned to speak with Him. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 35==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of Israel together, and said unto them, These are the words which the LORD hath commanded, that ye should do them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered the entire Sons of Israel together and told them: These are the words which the LORD has commanded you to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|For six days you will work, and on the seventh day you will have a holy day of rest, a sabbath to the LORD: he who will then work shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|A week of six workdays - something many lazy liberals don't keep up with.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Ye shall kindle no fire throughout your habitations upon the sabbath day. &lt;br /&gt;
|You won't light a fire in your places of residence on the day of rest.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spake unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, saying, This is the thing which the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spoke to the entire Sons of Israel, saying, This is what the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Take ye from among you an offering unto the LORD: whosoever is of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the LORD; gold, and silver, and brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|Take from yourself a donation to the LORD, anybody whose heart is generous will give a donation to the LORD, gold, silver and copper.  &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, &lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And oil for the light, and spices for anointing oil, and for the sweet incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|And oil to make light, and perfumes for the anointing oil, and for the scent of the incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the ephod, and for the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the vest, and for the breastplate.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted among you shall come, and make all that the LORD hath commanded; &lt;br /&gt;
|Anybody who is wise hearted among you will come and do all that the LORD has commanded;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, his tent, and his covering, his taches, and his boards, his bars, his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, its tent, and its covering, its hooks, and its boards, its bars, its pillars, and its sockets,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark, and the staves thereof, with the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|The ark and its sheets, the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and his staves, and all his vessels, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
|The table and its sheets, and all its vessels, and the bread of the interior,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The candlestick also for the light, and his furniture, and his lamps, with the oil for the light, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the lightning lamp and its tools, and its candles, and the oil to make light,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and his staves, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the door at the entering in of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and its sheets, and the anointing oil, and the incense of good scent, and the opening curtain at the entrance of the tabernacle,  &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering, with his brasen grate, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering,with its copper grate, its sheets, and all its tools, the laver and its foot,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and their sockets, and the hanging for the door of the court, &lt;br /&gt;
|The hanging of the court, its pillars, and their sockets, and the curtain at the door of the yard,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The pins of the tabernacle, and the pins of the court, and their cords, &lt;br /&gt;
|The nails of the tabernacle, and the nails of the yard, and their strings,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and the garments of his sons, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, for service in the holy place, the holy clothes for Aaron the priest, and the clothes of his sons, to minister. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the congregation of the children of Israel departed from the presence of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the gathering of the Sons of Israel departed from the presence of Moses.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every one whose heart stirred him up, and every one whom his spirit made willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the congregation, and for all his service, and for the holy garments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every man whose heart carried him, and every one whom his spirit made him willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the gathering, and for all his service, and for the holy clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, both men and women, as many as were willing hearted, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered offered an offering of gold unto the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the men came with their women, everyone whose heart was willing, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered an offering of gold to the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And every man, with whom was found blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skins, brought them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every man that had blue, purple and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skin, brought them.&lt;br /&gt;
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|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that did offer an offering of silver and brass brought the LORD's offering: and every man, with whom was found shittim wood for any work of the service, brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that offered a donation of silver and copper brought the LORD's offering: and every man that was found with shittim wood for any type of work brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And all the women that were wise hearted did spin with their hands, and brought that which they had spun, both of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, and of fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted woman spun with her hands, and brought what they had spun, the blue and purple and the scarlet and the fine linen.&lt;br /&gt;
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|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats' hair. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose hearts were raised in wisdom spun goats' hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and stones to be set, for the ephod, and for the breastplate; &lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and the stones for setting the vest and the breastplate;&lt;br /&gt;
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|And spice, and oil for the light, and for the anointing oil, and for the sweet incense. &lt;br /&gt;
|And spices and oil for lighting and anointing, and for the incense of scent.&lt;br /&gt;
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|29&lt;br /&gt;
|The children of Israel brought a willing offering unto the LORD, every man and woman, whose heart made them willing to bring for all manner of work, which the LORD had commanded to be made by the hand of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|The Sons of Israel brought a generous donation to the LORD, every man and woman, whose hearts made them generous to bring all types of work, which the LORD commanded to be made by the Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses said unto the children of Israel, See, the LORD hath called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah; &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses told the Sons of Israel, look, the LORD has called the name of Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah;&lt;br /&gt;
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|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship; &lt;br /&gt;
|And and he filled him with the spirit of God, wisdom, comprehension, knowledge and mastery of all craftsmanship.&lt;br /&gt;
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|And to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|To design works in gold, silver and copper,&lt;br /&gt;
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|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of brilliant work.&lt;br /&gt;
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|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath put in his heart that he may teach, both he, and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan. &lt;br /&gt;
|And He had put in his heart to teach, both and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan.&lt;br /&gt;
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|35&lt;br /&gt;
|Them hath he filled with wisdom of heart, to work all manner of work, of the engraver, and of the cunning workman, and of the embroiderer, in blue, and in purple, in scarlet, and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of them that do any work, and of those that devise cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|He has filled their them with wisdom of the heart, to do all types of work of the engraver, thinker and the embroiderer, in blue, purple, scarlet and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of those that do any work, and of those that plan brilliant work. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 36==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
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!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the LORD had commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|Then made Bezaleel and Ahobliab, and every wiseman, who the LORD gifted to work the sanctuary, according to His plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whose heart the LORD had put wisdom, even every one whose heart stirred him up to come unto the work to do it: &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they received of Moses all the offering, which the children of Israel had brought for the work of the service of the sanctuary, to make it withal. And they brought yet unto him free offerings every morning. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the wise men, that wrought all the work of the sanctuary, came every man from his work which they made; &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And they spake unto Moses, saying, The people bring much more than enough for the service of the work, which the LORD commanded to make. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gave commandment, and they caused it to be proclaimed throughout the camp, saying, Let neither man nor woman make any more work for the offering of the sanctuary. So the people were restrained from bringing. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|For the stuff they had was sufficient for all the work to make it, and too much. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted man among them that wrought the work of the tabernacle made ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work made he them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|The length of one curtain was twenty and eight cubits, and the breadth of one curtain four cubits: the curtains were all of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled the five curtains one unto another: and the other five curtains he coupled one unto another. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made loops of blue on the edge of one curtain from the selvedge in the coupling: likewise he made in the uttermost side of another curtain, in the coupling of the second. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Fifty loops made he in one curtain, and fifty loops made he in the edge of the curtain which was in the coupling of the second: the loops held one curtain to another. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of gold, and coupled the curtains one unto another with the taches: so it became one tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made curtains of goats' hair for the tent over the tabernacle: eleven curtains he made them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|15&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was thirty cubits, and four cubits was the breadth of one curtain: the eleven curtains were of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled five curtains by themselves, and six curtains by themselves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty loops upon the uttermost edge of the curtain in the coupling, and fifty loops made he upon the edge of the curtain which coupleth the second. &lt;br /&gt;
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|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of brass to couple the tent together, that it might be one. &lt;br /&gt;
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|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a covering for the tent of rams' skins dyed red, and a covering of badgers' skins above that. &lt;br /&gt;
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|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood, standing up. &lt;br /&gt;
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|The length of a board was ten cubits, and the breadth of a board one cubit and a half. &lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|One board had two tenons, equally distant one from another: thus did he make for all the boards of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle; twenty boards for the south side southward: &lt;br /&gt;
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|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And forty sockets of silver he made under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two sockets under another board for his two tenons. &lt;br /&gt;
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|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the tabernacle, which is toward the north corner, he made twenty boards, &lt;br /&gt;
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|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and two sockets under another board. &lt;br /&gt;
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|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the sides of the tabernacle westward he made six boards. &lt;br /&gt;
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|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And two boards made he for the corners of the tabernacle in the two sides. &lt;br /&gt;
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|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both the corners. &lt;br /&gt;
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|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And there were eight boards; and their sockets were sixteen sockets of silver, under every board two sockets. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the one side of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And five bars for the boards of the other side of the tabernacle, and five bars for the boards of the tabernacle for the sides westward. &lt;br /&gt;
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|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the middle bar to shoot through the boards from the one end to the other. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid the boards with gold, and made their rings of gold to be places for the bars, and overlaid the bars with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a vail of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made thereunto four pillars of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold: their hooks were of gold; and he cast for them four sockets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made an hanging for the tabernacle door of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen, of needlework; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the five pillars of it with their hooks: and he overlaid their chapiters and their fillets with gold: but their five sockets were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 37==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half was the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold within and without, and made a crown of gold to it round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, to be set by the four corners of it; even two rings upon the one side of it, and two rings upon the other side of it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings by the sides of the ark, to bear the ark. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half was the length thereof, and one cubit and a half the breadth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two cherubims of gold, beaten out of one piece made he them, on the two ends of the mercy seat; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|One cherub on the end on this side, and another cherub on the other end on that side: out of the mercy seat made he the cherubims on the two ends thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the cherubims spread out their wings on high, and covered with their wings over the mercy seat, with their faces one to another; even to the mercy seatward were the faces of the cherubims. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the table of shittim wood: two cubits was the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, and made thereunto a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Also he made thereunto a border of an handbreadth round about; and made a crown of gold for the border thereof round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, and put the rings upon the four corners that were in the four feet thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Over against the border were the rings, the places for the staves to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
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|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold, to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the vessels which were upon the table, his dishes, and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work made he the candlestick; his shaft, and his branch, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, were of the same: &lt;br /&gt;
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|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And six branches going out of the sides thereof; three branches of the candlestick out of the one side thereof, and three branches of the candlestick out of the other side thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|19&lt;br /&gt;
|Three bowls made after the fashion of almonds in one branch, a knop and a flower; and three bowls made like almonds in another branch, a knop and a flower: so throughout the six branches going out of the candlestick. &lt;br /&gt;
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|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the candlestick were four bowls made like almonds, his knops, and his flowers: &lt;br /&gt;
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|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, according to the six branches going out of it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|Their knops and their branches were of the same: all of it was one beaten work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made his seven lamps, and his snuffers, and his snuffdishes, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Of a talent of pure gold made he it, and all the vessels thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the incense altar of shittim wood: the length of it was a cubit, and the breadth of it a cubit; it was foursquare; and two cubits was the height of it; the horns thereof were of the same. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, both the top of it, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made unto it a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two rings of gold for it under the crown thereof, by the two corners of it, upon the two sides thereof, to be places for the staves to bear it withal. &lt;br /&gt;
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|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of sweet spices, according to the work of the apothecary. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 38==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the altar of burnt offering of shittim wood: five cubits was the length thereof, and five cubits the breadth thereof; it was foursquare; and three cubits the height thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he made the horns thereof on the four corners of it; the horns thereof were of the same: and he overlaid it with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he made all the vessels of the altar, the pots, and the shovels, and the basons, and the fleshhooks, and the firepans: all the vessels thereof made he of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he made for the altar a brasen grate of network under the compass thereof beneath unto the midst of it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast four rings for the four ends of the grate of brass, to be places for the staves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings on the sides of the altar, to bear it withal; he made the altar hollow with boards. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the laver of brass, and the foot of it of brass, of the lookingglasses of the women assembling, which assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the court: on the south side southward the hangings of the court were of fine twined linen, an hundred cubits: &lt;br /&gt;
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|Their pillars were twenty, and their brasen sockets twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets were of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And for the north side the hangings were an hundred cubits, their pillars were twenty, and their sockets of brass twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the west side were hangings of fifty cubits, their pillars ten, and their sockets ten; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the east side eastward fifty cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the one side of the gate were fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
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|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the court gate, on this hand and that hand, were hangings of fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|All the hangings of the court round about were of fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets for the pillars were of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver; and the overlaying of their chapiters of silver; and all the pillars of the court were filleted with silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the hanging for the gate of the court was needlework, of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: and twenty cubits was the length, and the height in the breadth was five cubits, answerable to the hangings of the court. &lt;br /&gt;
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|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And their pillars were four, and their sockets of brass four; their hooks of silver, and the overlaying of their chapiters and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the pins of the tabernacle, and of the court round about, were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|21&lt;br /&gt;
|This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest. &lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, made all that the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And with him was Aholiab, son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, an engraver, and a cunning workman, and an embroiderer in blue, and in purple, and in scarlet, and fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|24&lt;br /&gt;
|All the gold that was occupied for the work in all the work of the holy place, even the gold of the offering, was twenty and nine talents, and seven hundred and thirty shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary. &lt;br /&gt;
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|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And the silver of them that were numbered of the congregation was an hundred talents, and a thousand seven hundred and threescore and fifteen shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary: &lt;br /&gt;
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|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bekah for every man, that is, half a shekel, after the shekel of the sanctuary, for every one that went to be numbered, from twenty years old and upward, for six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty men. &lt;br /&gt;
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|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the hundred talents of silver were cast the sockets of the sanctuary, and the sockets of the vail; an hundred sockets of the hundred talents, a talent for a socket. &lt;br /&gt;
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|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the thousand seven hundred seventy and five shekels he made hooks for the pillars, and overlaid their chapiters, and filleted them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And the brass of the offering was seventy talents, and two thousand and four hundred shekels. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And therewith he made the sockets to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and the brasen altar, and the brasen grate for it, and all the vessels of the altar, &lt;br /&gt;
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|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets of the court round about, and the sockets of the court gate, and all the pins of the tabernacle, and all the pins of the court round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 39==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
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|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the blue, and purple, and scarlet, they made cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, and made the holy garments for Aaron; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the ephod of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did beat the gold into thin plates, and cut it into wires, to work it in the blue, and in the purple, and in the scarlet, and in the fine linen, with cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|They made shoulderpieces for it, to couple it together: by the two edges was it coupled together. &lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the curious girdle of his ephod, that was upon it, was of the same, according to the work thereof; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And they wrought onyx stones inclosed in ouches of gold, graven, as signets are graven, with the names of the children of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
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|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put them on the shoulders of the ephod, that they should be stones for a memorial to the children of Israel; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the breastplate of cunning work, like the work of the ephod; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|9&lt;br /&gt;
|It was foursquare; they made the breastplate double: a span was the length thereof, and a span the breadth thereof, being doubled. &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And they set in it four rows of stones: the first row was a sardius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this was the first row. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And the second row, an emerald, a sapphire, and a diamond. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And the third row, a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And the fourth row, a beryl, an onyx, and a jasper: they were inclosed in ouches of gold in their inclosings. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And the stones were according to the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet, every one with his name, according to the twelve tribes. &lt;br /&gt;
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|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the breastplate chains at the ends, of wreathen work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two ouches of gold, and two gold rings; and put the two rings in the two ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And they put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two rings on the ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the two ends of the two wreathen chains they fastened in the two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieces of the ephod, before it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two rings of gold, and put them on the two ends of the breastplate, upon the border of it, which was on the side of the ephod inward. &lt;br /&gt;
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|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two other golden rings, and put them on the two sides of the ephod underneath, toward the forepart of it, over against the other coupling thereof, above the curious girdle of the ephod. &lt;br /&gt;
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|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did bind the breastplate by his rings unto the rings of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it might be above the curious girdle of the ephod, and that the breastplate might not be loosed from the ephod; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the robe of the ephod of woven work, all of blue. &lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And there was an hole in the midst of the robe, as the hole of an habergeon, with a band round about the hole, that it should not rend. &lt;br /&gt;
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|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the hems of the robe pomegranates of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made bells of pure gold, and put the bells between the pomegranates upon the hem of the robe, round about between the pomegranates; &lt;br /&gt;
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|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, round about the hem of the robe to minister in; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made coats of fine linen of woven work for Aaron, and for his sons, &lt;br /&gt;
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|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And a mitre of fine linen, and goodly bonnets of fine linen, and linen breeches of fine twined linen, &lt;br /&gt;
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|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And a girdle of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet, of needlework; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made the plate of the holy crown of pure gold, and wrote upon it a writing, like to the engravings of a signet, HOLINESS TO THE LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And they tied unto it a lace of blue, to fasten it on high upon the mitre; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|32&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus was all the work of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation finished: and the children of Israel did according to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so did they. &lt;br /&gt;
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|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And they brought the tabernacle unto Moses, the tent, and all his furniture, his taches, his boards, his bars, and his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
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|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And the covering of rams' skins dyed red, and the covering of badgers' skins, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
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|35&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark of the testimony, and the staves thereof, and the mercy seat, &lt;br /&gt;
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|36&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and all the vessels thereof, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
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|37&lt;br /&gt;
|The pure candlestick, with the lamps thereof, even with the lamps to be set in order, and all the vessels thereof, and the oil for light, &lt;br /&gt;
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|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the golden altar, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the tabernacle door, &lt;br /&gt;
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|39&lt;br /&gt;
|The brasen altar, and his grate of brass, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|40&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and his sockets, and the hanging for the court gate, his cords, and his pins, and all the vessels of the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of the congregation, &lt;br /&gt;
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|41&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service to do service in the holy place, and the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and his sons' garments, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|42&lt;br /&gt;
|According to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so the children of Israel made all the work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|43&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses did look upon all the work, and, behold, they have done it as the LORD had commanded, even so had they done it: and Moses blessed them. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 40==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spoke to Moses, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|On the first day of the first month shalt thou set up the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put therein the ark of the testimony, and cover the ark with the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring in the table, and set in order the things that are to be set in order upon it; and thou shalt bring in the candlestick, and light the lamps thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of gold for the incense before the ark of the testimony, and put the hanging of the door to the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of the burnt offering before the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and shalt put water therein. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set up the court round about, and hang up the hanging at the court gate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt take the anointing oil, and anoint the tabernacle, and all that is therein, and shalt hallow it, and all the vessels thereof: and it shall be holy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint the altar of the burnt offering, and all his vessels, and sanctify the altar: and it shall be an altar most holy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint the laver and his foot, and sanctify it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring Aaron and his sons unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and wash them with water. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put upon Aaron the holy garments, and anoint him, and sanctify him; that he may minister unto me in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring his sons, and clothe them with coats: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt anoint them, as thou didst anoint their father, that they may minister unto me in the priest's office: for their anointing shall surely be an everlasting priesthood throughout their generations. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus did Moses: according to all that the LORD commanded him, so did he. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass in the first month in the second year, on the first day of the month, that the tabernacle was reared up. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses reared up the tabernacle, and fastened his sockets, and set up the boards thereof, and put in the bars thereof, and reared up his pillars. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he spread abroad the tent over the tabernacle, and put the covering of the tent above upon it; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he took and put the testimony into the ark, and set the staves on the ark, and put the mercy seat above upon the ark: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And he brought the ark into the tabernacle, and set up the vail of the covering, and covered the ark of the testimony; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the table in the tent of the congregation, upon the side of the tabernacle northward, without the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set the bread in order upon it before the LORD; as the LORD had commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the candlestick in the tent of the congregation, over against the table, on the side of the tabernacle southward. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he lighted the lamps before the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the golden altar in the tent of the congregation before the vail: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he burnt sweet incense thereon; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set up the hanging at the door of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the altar of burnt offering by the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation, and offered upon it the burnt offering and the meat offering; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And he set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and put water there, to wash withal. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet thereat: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|When they went into the tent of the congregation, and when they came near unto the altar, they washed; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he reared up the court round about the tabernacle and the altar, and set up the hanging of the court gate. So Moses finished the work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|Then a cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses was not able to enter into the tent of the congregation, because the cloud abode thereon, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And when the cloud was taken up from over the tabernacle, the children of Israel went onward in all their journeys: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|But if the cloud were not taken up, then they journeyed not till the day that it was taken up. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|For the cloud of the LORD was upon the tabernacle by day, and fire was on it by night, in the sight of all the house of Israel, throughout all their journeys. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Conservative Bible Project]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Conservative Bible]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Exodus 34-40 (Translated)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olohand Mistletoe: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Chapter 34==&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest. &lt;br /&gt;
|The LORD said to Moses: make two stone tablets like the previous ones; I will write on the tablets the things that were on the first tablets that you broke.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|Be prepared for the morning, and go in the morning to mount Sinai, and on top of it you will show yourself to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And no man shall come up with thee, neither let any man be seen throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor herds feed before that mount. &lt;br /&gt;
|No one is to come with you, and no one should be seen next to the mountain, and the herds and the cattle should also not come close to the mountain.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the LORD had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone. &lt;br /&gt;
|He made two stone tablets like the previous ones, and in the morning Moses woke up and went to mount Sinai as the LORD told him to, and he carried in his hands the two stone tablets. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD descended in the cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD came down in a cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the LORD.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD passed in front of his face and said: The LORD, The LORD, merciful and compassionate, patient, and full of boundless generosity and truth,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. &lt;br /&gt;
|Having boundless generosity for thousands, who forgives wrong deeds and crime and sin, who will punish the guilty, who will make the sons and the sons of the sons, the third and fourth generations, pay for the sins of their fathers.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshipped. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses quickly bowed down and worshiped. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, if I am liked by you, my LORD, walk among us, because the people are ungrateful, and forgive our sins and misdeeds, and make us your property.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou art shall see the work of the LORD: for it is a terrible thing that I will do with thee. &lt;br /&gt;
|And God said I will make a covenant with all of your nation and I will do wonders which have not been done before in any place or nation and all the people of whom you are a part of shall see the acts of the LORD, for the deed I am doing with you is tremendous. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, I drive out before thee the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the Jebusite. &lt;br /&gt;
|Obey what I command you today. I will banish the Amorite and the Canaanite and the Hittite and the Perizzite and the Hivite and the Jebusite.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee: &lt;br /&gt;
|Be careful not to ally with those sitting in the land you are about to come to, so they will not be an obstacle to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: &lt;br /&gt;
|For you will destroy their altars, break their sacred stones, and remove their idols.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: &lt;br /&gt;
|This is because you are not supposed to worship any other god, because the name of the LORD is jealous and he is a jealous God. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; &lt;br /&gt;
|This is meant to prevent you from allying with those sitting in the land, who will whore after their gods and will sacrifice to their gods, and one will call you and you will eat his sacrifice. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will take their daughters for your sons, and their daughters will whore after their gods and they will whore your sons to their gods. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not make for yourself a molten idol. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will celebrate the holiday of the unleavened bread for seven days in which you will eat unleavened bread, as I commanded you, during the month of the spring. This is because during the month of the spring you came out of Egypt.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male. &lt;br /&gt;
|The first born of every womb will go to me, and every first born bull and lamb in your livestock.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will redeem every first born donkey by a lamb, and if you will not do so you will cut of its head. You will redeem every one of your firstborn and you will not come empty handed to me.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will work six days but on the seventh day you will rest and you will not plow or harvest.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end. &lt;br /&gt;
|And you will celebrate the holiday of weeks, of the first product of the wheat harvest, and the holiday of the gathering once the year ends.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord GOD, the God of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|Three times in a year your sons must appear before the LORD, God of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders: neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to appear before the LORD thy God thrice in the year. &lt;br /&gt;
|I will remove other nations from you, and will expand your borders. No man will covet your land when you will come to see your LORD, three times a year.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will not sacrifice animals with leaveb, and you will not delay the passover sacrifice to the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk. &lt;br /&gt;
|You will bring he of first of the fruits of your land to the house of the LORD, your God. You will not cook a lamb in its mother's milk.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD said to Moses, write down the following words, because with these words I have made a covenant with you and Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And he was there with LORD for forty days and forty nights. He didn't eat bread and he didn't drink water, and he wrote on the tablet the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And so, when Moses came down from down from mount Sinai with the two tablets of testimony in his hands, Moses did not know that the skin of his face shone while he spoke with Him.&lt;br /&gt;
|There is considerable debate over the translation of &amp;quot;shone&amp;quot; in this passage, as well as the next (34:30).  The original Hebrew may have meant &amp;quot;horned.&amp;quot;[http://galusaustralis.com/2009/09/1608/horny-jew-whats-the-deal-with-michelangelos-moses/]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Aaron and all the Sons of Israel saw Moses, the skin of his face shone, so they were afraid to approach him.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called unto them; and Aaron and all the rulers of the congregation returned unto him: and Moses talked with them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called them to come to him, and Aaron and all the heads of the tribes came to him, and Moses talked to them. &lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Nasi'im&amp;quot;, the word translated into &amp;quot;rulers of the congregation&amp;quot; in the KJV, originally meant the heads of the tribes of Israel.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And afterward all the children of Israel came nigh: and he gave them in commandment all that the LORD had spoken with him in mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
|Afterwards all the Sons of Israel came to him, and he gave them the commandments the LORD has spoken to him on mount Sinai. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his face. &lt;br /&gt;
|Until Moses finished speaking to them, he put a veil on his face.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|But when Moses went in before the LORD to speak with him, he took the vail off, until he came out. And he came out, and spake unto the children of Israel that which he was commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|And when Moses came to the LORD to speak with him, he took of the veil, until he came out. And he came out, and told the Sons of Israel what he commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his face again, until he went in to speak with him. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the Sons of Israel saw the face of Moses while the skin of Moses' face shone. Moses put back the veil on his face until he returned to speak with Him. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 35==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of Israel together, and said unto them, These are the words which the LORD hath commanded, that ye should do them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gathered the entire Sons of Israel together and told them: These are the words which the LORD has commanded you to do.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|For six days you will work, and on the seventh day you will have a holy day of rest, a sabbath to the LORD: he who will then work shall be put to death. &lt;br /&gt;
|A week of six workdays - something many lazy liberals don't keep up with.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Ye shall kindle no fire throughout your habitations upon the sabbath day. &lt;br /&gt;
|You won't light a fire in your places of residence on the day of rest.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spake unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, saying, This is the thing which the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses spoke to the entire Sons of Israel, saying, This is what the LORD commanded, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|Take ye from among you an offering unto the LORD: whosoever is of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the LORD; gold, and silver, and brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|Take from yourself a donation to the LORD, anybody whose heart is generous will give a donation to the LORD, gold, silver and copper.  &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, &lt;br /&gt;
|And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And oil for the light, and spices for anointing oil, and for the sweet incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|And oil to make light, and perfumes for the anointing oil, and for the scent of the incense, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the ephod, and for the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
|And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the vest, and for the breastplate.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted among you shall come, and make all that the LORD hath commanded; &lt;br /&gt;
|Anybody who is wise hearted among you will come and do all that the LORD has commanded;&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, his tent, and his covering, his taches, and his boards, his bars, his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
|The tabernacle, its tent, and its covering, its hooks, and its boards, its bars, its pillars, and its sockets,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark, and the staves thereof, with the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|The ark and its sheets, the mercy seat, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and his staves, and all his vessels, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
|The table and its sheets, and all its vessels, and the bread of the interior,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The candlestick also for the light, and his furniture, and his lamps, with the oil for the light, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the lightning lamp and its tools, and its candles, and the oil to make light,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and his staves, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the door at the entering in of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the incense altar, and its sheets, and the anointing oil, and the incense of good scent, and the opening curtain at the entrance of the tabernacle,  &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering, with his brasen grate, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
|The altar of burnt offering,with its copper grate, its sheets, and all its tools, the laver and its foot,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and their sockets, and the hanging for the door of the court, &lt;br /&gt;
|The hanging of the court, its pillars, and their sockets, and the curtain at the door of the yard,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|The pins of the tabernacle, and the pins of the court, and their cords, &lt;br /&gt;
|The nails of the tabernacle, and the nails of the yard, and their strings,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and the garments of his sons, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service, for service in the holy place, the holy clothes for Aaron the priest, and the clothes of his sons, to minister. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the congregation of the children of Israel departed from the presence of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the gathering of the Sons of Israel departed from the presence of Moses.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every one whose heart stirred him up, and every one whom his spirit made willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the congregation, and for all his service, and for the holy garments. &lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, every man whose heart carried him, and every one whom his spirit made him willing, and they brought the LORD's offering to the work of the tabernacle of the gathering, and for all his service, and for the holy clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And they came, both men and women, as many as were willing hearted, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered offered an offering of gold unto the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|And the men came with their women, everyone whose heart was willing, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered an offering of gold to the LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And every man, with whom was found blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skins, brought them. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every man that had blue, purple and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats hair, and red skins of rams, and badgers' skin, brought them.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that did offer an offering of silver and brass brought the LORD's offering: and every man, with whom was found shittim wood for any work of the service, brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
|Every one that offered a donation of silver and copper brought the LORD's offering: and every man that was found with shittim wood for any type of work brought it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women that were wise hearted did spin with their hands, and brought that which they had spun, both of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, and of fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted woman spun with her hands, and brought what they had spun, the blue and purple and the scarlet and the fine linen.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats' hair. &lt;br /&gt;
|And all the women whose hearts were raised in wisdom spun goats' hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and stones to be set, for the ephod, and for the breastplate; &lt;br /&gt;
|And the rulers brought onyx stones, and the stones for setting the vest and the breastplate;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And spice, and oil for the light, and for the anointing oil, and for the sweet incense. &lt;br /&gt;
|And spices and oil for lighting and anointing, and for the incense of scent.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|The children of Israel brought a willing offering unto the LORD, every man and woman, whose heart made them willing to bring for all manner of work, which the LORD had commanded to be made by the hand of Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|The Sons of Israel brought a generous donation to the LORD, every man and woman, whose hearts made them generous to bring all types of work, which the LORD commanded to be made by the Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses said unto the children of Israel, See, the LORD hath called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah; &lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses told the Sons of Israel, look, the LORD has called the name of Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship; &lt;br /&gt;
|And and he filled him with the spirit of God, wisdom, comprehension, knowledge and mastery of all craftsmanship.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass, &lt;br /&gt;
|To design works in gold, silver and copper,&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of brilliant work.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he hath put in his heart that he may teach, both he, and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan. &lt;br /&gt;
|And He had put in his heart to teach, both and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|Them hath he filled with wisdom of heart, to work all manner of work, of the engraver, and of the cunning workman, and of the embroiderer, in blue, and in purple, in scarlet, and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of them that do any work, and of those that devise cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
|He has filled their them with wisdom of the heart, to do all types of work of the engraver, thinker and the embroiderer, in blue, purple, scarlet and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of those that do any work, and of those that plan brilliant work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 36==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the LORD had commanded. &lt;br /&gt;
|Then made Bezaleel and Ahobliab, and every wiseman, who the LORD gifted the work the sanctuary, according to His plan.&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses called Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whose heart the LORD had put wisdom, even every one whose heart stirred him up to come unto the work to do it: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they received of Moses all the offering, which the children of Israel had brought for the work of the service of the sanctuary, to make it withal. And they brought yet unto him free offerings every morning. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the wise men, that wrought all the work of the sanctuary, came every man from his work which they made; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And they spake unto Moses, saying, The people bring much more than enough for the service of the work, which the LORD commanded to make. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses gave commandment, and they caused it to be proclaimed throughout the camp, saying, Let neither man nor woman make any more work for the offering of the sanctuary. So the people were restrained from bringing. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|For the stuff they had was sufficient for all the work to make it, and too much. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And every wise hearted man among them that wrought the work of the tabernacle made ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work made he them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was twenty and eight cubits, and the breadth of one curtain four cubits: the curtains were all of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled the five curtains one unto another: and the other five curtains he coupled one unto another. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made loops of blue on the edge of one curtain from the selvedge in the coupling: likewise he made in the uttermost side of another curtain, in the coupling of the second. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Fifty loops made he in one curtain, and fifty loops made he in the edge of the curtain which was in the coupling of the second: the loops held one curtain to another. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of gold, and coupled the curtains one unto another with the taches: so it became one tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made curtains of goats' hair for the tent over the tabernacle: eleven curtains he made them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of one curtain was thirty cubits, and four cubits was the breadth of one curtain: the eleven curtains were of one size. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he coupled five curtains by themselves, and six curtains by themselves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty loops upon the uttermost edge of the curtain in the coupling, and fifty loops made he upon the edge of the curtain which coupleth the second. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made fifty taches of brass to couple the tent together, that it might be one. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a covering for the tent of rams' skins dyed red, and a covering of badgers' skins above that. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood, standing up. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|The length of a board was ten cubits, and the breadth of a board one cubit and a half. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|One board had two tenons, equally distant one from another: thus did he make for all the boards of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made boards for the tabernacle; twenty boards for the south side southward: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And forty sockets of silver he made under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two sockets under another board for his two tenons. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the tabernacle, which is toward the north corner, he made twenty boards, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and two sockets under another board. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the sides of the tabernacle westward he made six boards. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And two boards made he for the corners of the tabernacle in the two sides. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both the corners. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And there were eight boards; and their sockets were sixteen sockets of silver, under every board two sockets. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the one side of the tabernacle, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|And five bars for the boards of the other side of the tabernacle, and five bars for the boards of the tabernacle for the sides westward. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the middle bar to shoot through the boards from the one end to the other. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid the boards with gold, and made their rings of gold to be places for the bars, and overlaid the bars with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made a vail of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made thereunto four pillars of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold: their hooks were of gold; and he cast for them four sockets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made an hanging for the tabernacle door of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen, of needlework; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the five pillars of it with their hooks: and he overlaid their chapiters and their fillets with gold: but their five sockets were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 37==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half was the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold within and without, and made a crown of gold to it round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, to be set by the four corners of it; even two rings upon the one side of it, and two rings upon the other side of it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings by the sides of the ark, to bear the ark. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half was the length thereof, and one cubit and a half the breadth thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two cherubims of gold, beaten out of one piece made he them, on the two ends of the mercy seat; &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|One cherub on the end on this side, and another cherub on the other end on that side: out of the mercy seat made he the cherubims on the two ends thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And the cherubims spread out their wings on high, and covered with their wings over the mercy seat, with their faces one to another; even to the mercy seatward were the faces of the cherubims. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the table of shittim wood: two cubits was the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, and made thereunto a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|Also he made thereunto a border of an handbreadth round about; and made a crown of gold for the border thereof round about. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast for it four rings of gold, and put the rings upon the four corners that were in the four feet thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|Over against the border were the rings, the places for the staves to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold, to bear the table. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the vessels which were upon the table, his dishes, and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work made he the candlestick; his shaft, and his branch, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, were of the same: &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And six branches going out of the sides thereof; three branches of the candlestick out of the one side thereof, and three branches of the candlestick out of the other side thereof: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|Three bowls made after the fashion of almonds in one branch, a knop and a flower; and three bowls made like almonds in another branch, a knop and a flower: so throughout the six branches going out of the candlestick. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And in the candlestick were four bowls made like almonds, his knops, and his flowers: &lt;br /&gt;
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|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, according to the six branches going out of it. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|22&lt;br /&gt;
|Their knops and their branches were of the same: all of it was one beaten work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made his seven lamps, and his snuffers, and his snuffdishes, of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|24&lt;br /&gt;
|Of a talent of pure gold made he it, and all the vessels thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the incense altar of shittim wood: the length of it was a cubit, and the breadth of it a cubit; it was foursquare; and two cubits was the height of it; the horns thereof were of the same. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|And he overlaid it with pure gold, both the top of it, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made unto it a crown of gold round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made two rings of gold for it under the crown thereof, by the two corners of it, upon the two sides thereof, to be places for the staves to bear it withal. &lt;br /&gt;
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|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of sweet spices, according to the work of the apothecary. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chapter 38==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the altar of burnt offering of shittim wood: five cubits was the length thereof, and five cubits the breadth thereof; it was foursquare; and three cubits the height thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
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|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the horns thereof on the four corners of it; the horns thereof were of the same: and he overlaid it with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made all the vessels of the altar, the pots, and the shovels, and the basons, and the fleshhooks, and the firepans: all the vessels thereof made he of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made for the altar a brasen grate of network under the compass thereof beneath unto the midst of it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And he cast four rings for the four ends of the grate of brass, to be places for the staves. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put the staves into the rings on the sides of the altar, to bear it withal; he made the altar hollow with boards. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the laver of brass, and the foot of it of brass, of the lookingglasses of the women assembling, which assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the court: on the south side southward the hangings of the court were of fine twined linen, an hundred cubits: &lt;br /&gt;
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|10&lt;br /&gt;
|Their pillars were twenty, and their brasen sockets twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets were of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the north side the hangings were an hundred cubits, their pillars were twenty, and their sockets of brass twenty; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the west side were hangings of fifty cubits, their pillars ten, and their sockets ten; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the east side eastward fifty cubits. &lt;br /&gt;
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|14&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the one side of the gate were fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And for the other side of the court gate, on this hand and that hand, were hangings of fifteen cubits; their pillars three, and their sockets three. &lt;br /&gt;
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|16&lt;br /&gt;
|All the hangings of the court round about were of fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets for the pillars were of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver; and the overlaying of their chapiters of silver; and all the pillars of the court were filleted with silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the hanging for the gate of the court was needlework, of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: and twenty cubits was the length, and the height in the breadth was five cubits, answerable to the hangings of the court. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And their pillars were four, and their sockets of brass four; their hooks of silver, and the overlaying of their chapiters and their fillets of silver. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And all the pins of the tabernacle, and of the court round about, were of brass. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, made all that the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And with him was Aholiab, son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, an engraver, and a cunning workman, and an embroiderer in blue, and in purple, and in scarlet, and fine linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|All the gold that was occupied for the work in all the work of the holy place, even the gold of the offering, was twenty and nine talents, and seven hundred and thirty shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And the silver of them that were numbered of the congregation was an hundred talents, and a thousand seven hundred and threescore and fifteen shekels, after the shekel of the sanctuary: &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bekah for every man, that is, half a shekel, after the shekel of the sanctuary, for every one that went to be numbered, from twenty years old and upward, for six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty men. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the hundred talents of silver were cast the sockets of the sanctuary, and the sockets of the vail; an hundred sockets of the hundred talents, a talent for a socket. &lt;br /&gt;
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|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the thousand seven hundred seventy and five shekels he made hooks for the pillars, and overlaid their chapiters, and filleted them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And the brass of the offering was seventy talents, and two thousand and four hundred shekels. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And therewith he made the sockets to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and the brasen altar, and the brasen grate for it, and all the vessels of the altar, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And the sockets of the court round about, and the sockets of the court gate, and all the pins of the tabernacle, and all the pins of the court round about. &lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 39==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And of the blue, and purple, and scarlet, they made cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, and made the holy garments for Aaron; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the ephod of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did beat the gold into thin plates, and cut it into wires, to work it in the blue, and in the purple, and in the scarlet, and in the fine linen, with cunning work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|They made shoulderpieces for it, to couple it together: by the two edges was it coupled together. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And the curious girdle of his ephod, that was upon it, was of the same, according to the work thereof; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|6&lt;br /&gt;
|And they wrought onyx stones inclosed in ouches of gold, graven, as signets are graven, with the names of the children of Israel. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7&lt;br /&gt;
|And he put them on the shoulders of the ephod, that they should be stones for a memorial to the children of Israel; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|8&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the breastplate of cunning work, like the work of the ephod; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|9&lt;br /&gt;
|It was foursquare; they made the breastplate double: a span was the length thereof, and a span the breadth thereof, being doubled. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|10&lt;br /&gt;
|And they set in it four rows of stones: the first row was a sardius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this was the first row. &lt;br /&gt;
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|11&lt;br /&gt;
|And the second row, an emerald, a sapphire, and a diamond. &lt;br /&gt;
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|12&lt;br /&gt;
|And the third row, a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|13&lt;br /&gt;
|And the fourth row, a beryl, an onyx, and a jasper: they were inclosed in ouches of gold in their inclosings. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|14&lt;br /&gt;
|And the stones were according to the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet, every one with his name, according to the twelve tribes. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|15&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the breastplate chains at the ends, of wreathen work of pure gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two ouches of gold, and two gold rings; and put the two rings in the two ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|17&lt;br /&gt;
|And they put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two rings on the ends of the breastplate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|And the two ends of the two wreathen chains they fastened in the two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieces of the ephod, before it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two rings of gold, and put them on the two ends of the breastplate, upon the border of it, which was on the side of the ephod inward. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|20&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made two other golden rings, and put them on the two sides of the ephod underneath, toward the forepart of it, over against the other coupling thereof, above the curious girdle of the ephod. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|21&lt;br /&gt;
|And they did bind the breastplate by his rings unto the rings of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it might be above the curious girdle of the ephod, and that the breastplate might not be loosed from the ephod; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22&lt;br /&gt;
|And he made the robe of the ephod of woven work, all of blue. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|23&lt;br /&gt;
|And there was an hole in the midst of the robe, as the hole of an habergeon, with a band round about the hole, that it should not rend. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|24&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made upon the hems of the robe pomegranates of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and twined linen. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|25&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made bells of pure gold, and put the bells between the pomegranates upon the hem of the robe, round about between the pomegranates; &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|26&lt;br /&gt;
|A bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, round about the hem of the robe to minister in; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|27&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made coats of fine linen of woven work for Aaron, and for his sons, &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|28&lt;br /&gt;
|And a mitre of fine linen, and goodly bonnets of fine linen, and linen breeches of fine twined linen, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|29&lt;br /&gt;
|And a girdle of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet, of needlework; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|30&lt;br /&gt;
|And they made the plate of the holy crown of pure gold, and wrote upon it a writing, like to the engravings of a signet, HOLINESS TO THE LORD. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|31&lt;br /&gt;
|And they tied unto it a lace of blue, to fasten it on high upon the mitre; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|32&lt;br /&gt;
|Thus was all the work of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation finished: and the children of Israel did according to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so did they. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|33&lt;br /&gt;
|And they brought the tabernacle unto Moses, the tent, and all his furniture, his taches, his boards, his bars, and his pillars, and his sockets, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|34&lt;br /&gt;
|And the covering of rams' skins dyed red, and the covering of badgers' skins, and the vail of the covering, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|35&lt;br /&gt;
|The ark of the testimony, and the staves thereof, and the mercy seat, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|36&lt;br /&gt;
|The table, and all the vessels thereof, and the shewbread, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|37&lt;br /&gt;
|The pure candlestick, with the lamps thereof, even with the lamps to be set in order, and all the vessels thereof, and the oil for light, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|38&lt;br /&gt;
|And the golden altar, and the anointing oil, and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the tabernacle door, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|39&lt;br /&gt;
|The brasen altar, and his grate of brass, his staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|40&lt;br /&gt;
|The hangings of the court, his pillars, and his sockets, and the hanging for the court gate, his cords, and his pins, and all the vessels of the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of the congregation, &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|41&lt;br /&gt;
|The cloths of service to do service in the holy place, and the holy garments for Aaron the priest, and his sons' garments, to minister in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|42&lt;br /&gt;
|According to all that the LORD commanded Moses, so the children of Israel made all the work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|43&lt;br /&gt;
|And Moses did look upon all the work, and, behold, they have done it as the LORD had commanded, even so had they done it: and Moses blessed them. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Chapter 40==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
!Verse&lt;br /&gt;
!King James Version&lt;br /&gt;
!Proposed Conservative Translation&lt;br /&gt;
!Analysis&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, &lt;br /&gt;
|And the LORD spoke to Moses, saying,&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|On the first day of the first month shalt thou set up the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt put therein the ark of the testimony, and cover the ark with the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt bring in the table, and set in order the things that are to be set in order upon it; and thou shalt bring in the candlestick, and light the lamps thereof. &lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|5&lt;br /&gt;
|And thou shalt set the altar of gold for the incense before the ark of the testimony, and put the hanging of the door to the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt set the altar of the burnt offering before the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and shalt put water therein. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt set up the court round about, and hang up the hanging at the court gate. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt take the anointing oil, and anoint the tabernacle, and all that is therein, and shalt hallow it, and all the vessels thereof: and it shall be holy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt anoint the altar of the burnt offering, and all his vessels, and sanctify the altar: and it shall be an altar most holy. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt anoint the laver and his foot, and sanctify it. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt bring Aaron and his sons unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and wash them with water. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt put upon Aaron the holy garments, and anoint him, and sanctify him; that he may minister unto me in the priest's office. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt bring his sons, and clothe them with coats: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And thou shalt anoint them, as thou didst anoint their father, that they may minister unto me in the priest's office: for their anointing shall surely be an everlasting priesthood throughout their generations. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Thus did Moses: according to all that the LORD commanded him, so did he. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And it came to pass in the first month in the second year, on the first day of the month, that the tabernacle was reared up. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And Moses reared up the tabernacle, and fastened his sockets, and set up the boards thereof, and put in the bars thereof, and reared up his pillars. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he spread abroad the tent over the tabernacle, and put the covering of the tent above upon it; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he took and put the testimony into the ark, and set the staves on the ark, and put the mercy seat above upon the ark: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he brought the ark into the tabernacle, and set up the vail of the covering, and covered the ark of the testimony; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he put the table in the tent of the congregation, upon the side of the tabernacle northward, without the vail. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he set the bread in order upon it before the LORD; as the LORD had commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he put the candlestick in the tent of the congregation, over against the table, on the side of the tabernacle southward. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he lighted the lamps before the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he put the golden altar in the tent of the congregation before the vail: &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he burnt sweet incense thereon; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he set up the hanging at the door of the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he put the altar of burnt offering by the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation, and offered upon it the burnt offering and the meat offering; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and put water there, to wash withal. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet thereat: &lt;br /&gt;
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|When they went into the tent of the congregation, and when they came near unto the altar, they washed; as the LORD commanded Moses. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And he reared up the court round about the tabernacle and the altar, and set up the hanging of the court gate. So Moses finished the work. &lt;br /&gt;
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|Then a cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And Moses was not able to enter into the tent of the congregation, because the cloud abode thereon, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle. &lt;br /&gt;
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|And when the cloud was taken up from over the tabernacle, the children of Israel went onward in all their journeys: &lt;br /&gt;
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|But if the cloud were not taken up, then they journeyed not till the day that it was taken up. &lt;br /&gt;
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|For the cloud of the LORD was upon the tabernacle by day, and fire was on it by night, in the sight of all the house of Israel, throughout all their journeys. &lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Conservative Bible Project]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Conservative Bible]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>The Simpsons</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''''The Simpsons''''' is a [[Satire|satirical]] [[animation|animated]] [[comedy]] [[series]] created by ''Life in [[Hell]]'' cartoonist [[Matt Groening]]. ''The Simpsons'' started as part of ''[[The Tracey Ullman Show]]'' in 1987. On December 17, 1989 the show debuted on the [[Fox Network]]. The show was also made into a feature-length [[The Simpsons Movie|movie]], which was released on July 27, 2007.&lt;br /&gt;
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''The Simpsons'' is the longest-running [[sitcom]] in the [[United States]], as well as the longest-running animated television series, and is viewed all over the world.  It has won 27 [[Emmy Awards]]. On October 16, 2016 the 600th episode, the Halloween episode &amp;quot;Treehouse of Horror XXVII&amp;quot;, was broadcast.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/simpsons-evil-scheme-reach-600-episodes-lands-tree-244271&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With its 636th episode, &amp;quot;Forgive and Regret&amp;quot;, broadcast during its 29th season on April 29, 2018, ''The Simpsons'' surpassed ''Gunsmoke'' (which produced 635 episodes between 1955 and 1975) for the most episodes of a scripted primetime American TV series;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.tvguide.com/news/the-simpsons-renewed-season-29-season-30-most-scripted-tv-episodes-ever-record/ The Simpsons Will Break the Record for Most Scripted TV Episodes, Ever] at TV Guide.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; this episode was landmarked in the opening sequence with a parody of the ''Gunsmoke'' opening credits, which featured Maggie Simpson facing Marshall Matt Dillon in a gunfight in the streets of Dodge City.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ODTAhD8rOo Gunsmoke Opening Parody | THE SIMPSONS] at YouTube&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Iran]], [[China]] and [[Venezuela]], ''The Simpsons'' is banned by the regimes in those countries.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7338131.stm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/iran-simpsons-ban-idUSL5E8D61X320120206&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although the show was among the most controversial of its day, it now pales in comparison to Family Guy and South Park, to name a few. Whether this is a good or bad thing depends on your point of view, but for your average Conservapedia reader, it would be bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Family==&lt;br /&gt;
The show revolves around the fictional Simpson family. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Homer Jay Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
The overweight, balding father of the family. Homer &amp;quot;works&amp;quot; as a safety inspector in the local nuclear power plant, where he usually sleeps, which gets him into trouble with his boss, Mr. Burns. However, many episodes have shown him performing a wide range of other jobs.  Homer enjoys a diet mostly centered around donuts and &amp;quot;Duff&amp;quot; beer. Homer is by choice quite lazy, but does get pushed into occasionally performing heroic acts for his family.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Marjorie &amp;quot;Marge&amp;quot; Bouvier Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Marge is the mother of the family. Instantly recognizable thanks to her unfeasibly large blue beehive hairdo, Marge provides the foundation for the family. Her relationship with Homer is portrayed as a loving one, but frequently exasperating due mostly to Homer's buffoonery. Marge is in many respects the prototypical suburban American mother, as she stays at home and takes care of the family while Homer works.  On a few occasions Marge has gotten a job, which has sometimes met with horrible results, but sometimes with more pleasant ones.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bartholomew &amp;quot;Bart&amp;quot; Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Their son Bart, the eldest child, is a troublemaker and self-proclaimed underachiever. Bart has a mixed relationship with his father. While sometimes harboring a very close relationship with his father, Bart's opinion of Homer is all over the radar, ranging from very affectionate love to deep frustration.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lisa Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
The older daughter. Lisak is mostly concerned with being a good student, protecting the environment (although she is involved in activism with other [[liberal]] causes at different points in the show's history, such as [[recycling]]), and playing the [[saxophone]]. Her high intelligence relative to the rest of her family often makes her feel isolated.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Margaret &amp;quot;Maggie&amp;quot; Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
A baby who hardly ever talks, instead sucking her [[pacifier]] twice. On a couple of occasions she has proven to have exceptionally high intelligence.  For example, when her pacifier was taken away during a trip to a daycare center, she staged an elaborate plot to get it back.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Extended Simpson Family==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Abe Simpson===&lt;br /&gt;
Homer's dad. Is quite cankerous and acerbic. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
===Krusty the Clown===&lt;br /&gt;
A local clown with his own television show, who is one of the most famous residents of Springfield. Bart idolizes him. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Chief Wiggum===&lt;br /&gt;
Springfield's police chief, whose performance is quite poor.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ralph Wiggum===&lt;br /&gt;
Chief Wiggum's son, who is displays bizzare unexplainable behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
===Moe===&lt;br /&gt;
The proprietor of Moe's Tavern, Springfield's bar, and a friend of Homer.&lt;br /&gt;
==Episodes==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, there are 639 episodes in 29 seasons.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Conservative Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Crepes of Wrath'': Lisa discusses with Adil, an [[Albania]]n Communist spy. Adil wants to know: &amp;quot;How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control 95 percent of the wealth?&amp;quot;, whereupon Lisa answers: &amp;quot;I'm defending a country where people can think, and act, and worship any way they want!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington'': Lisa becomes a [[Patriotism|Patriot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Gets an &amp;quot;F&amp;quot;'': Bart prays to [[God]] to pass a school test.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment'': Lisa is concerned about her father, who breaks the Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not steal.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer the Heretic'': Homer quits going to church and is chastized for it by God in a dream.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Duffless'': Homer fights [[Alcoholism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Sells His Soul'': Bart recognizes the existence of the [[soul]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer Loves Flanders'': Ned Flanders and his Bible group help Stan Taylor overcome his sexual addiction. &lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart's Comet'': Contains a humorous condemnation towards liberal attempts to withdraw funds from defense and place them into healthcare at the beginning of the episode, as two fighter craft, shortly after Groundskeeper Willie's failed attempt at shooting down a defaced weather balloon down the sky, attempts to find out who was firing at them, and misidentifies him as an Iraqi fighter jet and has Sidewinder missiles shoot themselves down, with one of the pilots then pinning the blame on their shooting themselves down on faulty equipment due to funding for the military being cut in favor of healthcare, and the other pilot begging for him to give it a chance only for their parachutes to fail, and then proceeding to fight in the desert.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Trouble With Trillions'': Ned Flanders makes an Conservative quote about the [[Nanny state]]. His son asks: &amp;quot;Daddy, what do taxes pay for?&amp;quot;, whereupon his father answers: &amp;quot;Why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine- and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em.&amp;quot;. Also depicts Fidel Castro and Communist Cuba in a negative light, as he was shown taking the trillion dollar bill from Mr. Burns in a very underhanded manner via distraction and deceit, and Castro also admitting that their system simply does not work (as well as deeply considering renouncing it). Also has a mocking of homosexuality, as immediately beforehand, he admitted he liked that America had &amp;quot;a street named after [Castro]&amp;quot; only to react with shock at who occupied it (a reference to The Castro, a notorious homosexual neighborhood in [[San Francisco]]).&lt;br /&gt;
*''Simpsons Bible Stories'': The Simpsons dream Bible Stories (although it partially mocks the Bible Characters).&lt;br /&gt;
*''Alone Again, Natura-diddily'': Ned Flanders keeps his faith in God, even after his wife Maude died. &lt;br /&gt;
*''Weekend at Burnsie's'': Marge is worried about Homer's [[Medical marijuana|drug use]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Father, The Son, and the Holy Guest Star'': Bart and Homer convert to Catholicism.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Treehouse of Horror XIII'': Springfield becomes a [[Gun-free zone]] thanks to Lisa's anti-gun activism. As a result of it, Springfield gets terrorized by Wild West outlaws and [[Kaiser Wilhelm II]], who have all risen from the dead. Homer gets back into the past to prevent [[Gun control]] and defeat the villains in the present.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Pray Anything'': Homer starts to pray, but later he sues the church. He gets punished by a weather disaster.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Tis the Fifteenth Season'': Homer wants to become a good Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays'': Marge fights an Anti-family campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Simpsons Movie'': Environmentalist [[EPA]] wants to destroy Springfield.&lt;br /&gt;
*''That '90s Show'': Marge is romanticized by her radical feminist/elitist Anti-American university professor, which leads Homer (who's paying for her tuition) into a deep depression and leads him to become a grunge rock star (parody of Kurt Cobain). Marge later learns the error of her ways and abandons her professor and returns to Homer, who Marge thinks has become a drug addict, only to learn he actually became a diabetic, which she helps him to recover from. There's also a condemnation against Bill Clinton, as Homer and Marge (while the former is recovering at the hospital) end up speaking badly about Bill Clinton.&lt;br /&gt;
*''I Married Marge'': Was pro-family values, as after accidentally getting Marge pregnant, Homer proceeded to make every effort to provide for his family, including marrying Marge and proposing to her on his own volition, and when Marge was about to go into labor, he immediately attempts to head over to the hospital to watch her deliver the baby.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa's First Word'': Like above, it was pro-family values, as after Lisa was conceived, Homer, like before, made several efforts to better his family and provide for his then-upcoming daughter, even moving to a bigger house with his father's help.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Million Dollar Abie'': Has a condemnation of anti-life concepts such as assisted suicide, to the extent that Chief Wiggum arrested Dr. Erogan the very second the voters explicitly overturned Springfield's assisted suicide law.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Liberal Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish'': Supports Environmentalism and criticizes nuclear power. Also, the title of the episode was a reference to [[Lyndon B. Johnson]]'s talking point for his infamous [[Great Society]] social welfare programs.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy'': Lisa, after getting a talking Malibu Stacy doll and getting outraged by some of her statements (a reference to the &amp;quot;Math Class is Tough&amp;quot; talking Teen Barbie doll controversy), makes a pro-feminist crusade against the company and eventually creates a Lisa Lionheart doll that pushes the agenda, with the doll's cited inspirations being &amp;quot;the wisdom of [[Gertrude Stein]], the wit of [[Cathy Guisewite]], the tenacity of [[Nina Totenberg]], the common sense of [[Elizabeth Cady Stanton]], and the down-to-earth good looks of [[Eleanor Roosevelt]].&amp;quot; It's also implied that she forced her family to do other left-wing causes she adopted such as making them march in a &amp;quot;gay pride&amp;quot; parade and boycott Fox News over owning a Syrian Chemical Weapons Plant. There was also a brief exchange that implied that Marge had been unknowingly brainwashed by Malibu Stacy as a child. In addition, Stacey Lovell, the doll's creator and her ally, is implied to have committed treason against the United States during the Vietnam War by funneling funds to the Viet Cong and is treated positively for it. There was also a brief homosexual joke with Smithers, and Abe's complaint about how &amp;quot;the president is a Demmycrat&amp;quot; (presumably a reference to [[Bill Clinton]], who was the president at the time the episode aired) is mocked due to it being from a list of complaints that drove the family to flee from him as soon as they got back to the house.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Sideshow Bob Roberts'': Takes jabs at the [[Republican Party]] as attempted murderer Sideshow Bob becomes a Republican mayor (although that being said, there was also some jabs at the [[Democrat Party]] in the form of Mayor Quimby, himself a parody of [[John F. Kennedy]]), there's also right-wing talk show host named Birch Barlow (parody of [[Rush Limbaugh]]) who defends him whether it's right or wrong. Later in the episode, in a similar manner to the [[Watergate Scandal]], it was revealed that Bob committed voter fraud. The episode had been written as a result of the Republican Revolution of 1994.  &lt;br /&gt;
*''Homer's Phobia'': Homer criticizes the practice of homosexuality, but in the end he changes his mind. There's also a slight jab at hunting in the episode as well, as Bart, when Homer attempted to have him partake in the activity in an attempt to make him more &amp;quot;manly&amp;quot;, referred to the activity as &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Old Man and the Lisa'': Promotes [[Environmentalism]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mother Simpson'': Treats the [[hippie]] movement and the decadence of the late-1960s in a positive and sympathetic manner relating to the titular character, Mona Simpson.&lt;br /&gt;
*''D'oh-in' in the Wind'': Again, promotes the hippie movement in a positive manner.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Smart and Smarter'': When Maggie gets a high score on an IQ test, Philippa says &amp;quot;That's amazing for a Christian!&amp;quot;; implying that most Christians are dumb. &lt;br /&gt;
*''There's Something About Marrying'': Marge supports [[same-sex marriage|same-sex &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)'': Mocks and villainizes the United States Army, and even went as far as to condemn Army recruiters and enlistees.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://michellemalkin.com/2006/11/13/the-simpsons-pull-a-john-kerry/ &amp;quot;The Simpsons pull a John Kerry&amp;quot;], [[Michelle Malkin]], November 13, 2006, ''MichelleMalkin.com''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Also has a brief joke referring to the [[Abu Ghraib]] scandal that occurred at the time. It is also to be noted that the mockery and demonization was done to such an extent that even otherwise very liberal publications such as IGN thought the episode went too far in this action and was tasteless instead of genuinely funny.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite web|url=http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/796/796072p1.html |title=The Simpsons: Season 18 Review |accessdate=2007-06-15 |date=2007-06-14 |first=Robert |last=Canning |publisher=IGN.com |deadurl=yes |archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20070622003447/http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/796/796072p1.html |archivedate=June 22, 2007 }}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Monkey Suit'': Promotes [[Evolutionism]] and mocks [[Creationism]] in a similar manner to the Worst Liberal film ''Inherit the Wind'', and to a certain extent the propagandized version of the [[Scopes Monkey Trial]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Lisa the Skeptic'': Reinforces the misconception that science and religion are irreconcilable opposites, and has a scene where Lisa mocks Christians as believing in &amp;quot;imaginary angels&amp;quot; for refusing science, and the Christians organizing a riot against science centers, including, ironically enough, a Christian Science Reading Center. It also has a brief homosexual joke where Smithers, believing the end was near, proceeds to kiss Mr. Burns firmly in the mouth.&lt;br /&gt;
*''You Kent Always Say What You Want'': Kent Brockman says a blasphemous word (the episode never says what word it is), mocks the [[Parents Television Council]] and then has Brockman and Lisa expose the &amp;quot;Fox News conspiracy&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
*''Mypods and Boomsticks'': Promotes [[Islam]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''Loan-a Lisa'': Bart makes an atheist statement: &amp;quot;We've already heard stories from thousands of years ago about stuff that didn't happen.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*''Opposites A-Frack'': Against [[Fracking]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A few episodes feature a group of &amp;quot;evil Republicans&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Political Episodes===&lt;br /&gt;
*''Brother from the Same Planet'': Although ambiguous as to whether it's pro-family, the episode does have a condemnation of the Communist Party, as a scene where Bart and his &amp;quot;Bigger Brother&amp;quot; Tom from the Bigger Brother program attend a Baseball Game has a Communist Party recruiter trying to gather recruits at the stadium, only for the audience to unanimously jeer him and pelt him with tomatoes (hence why that day was called &amp;quot;tomato day&amp;quot;), with the recruiter also implying that there was a &amp;quot;dart day&amp;quot; that has something similar occur, only with darts in place of tomatoes.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Two Bad Neighbors'': Homer becomes an enemy of his new neighbor [[George H.W. Bush]] (RINO). In the end [[Gerald Ford]] (Conservative) is the new neighbor of the Simpsons, who becomes a friend of Homer. The episode had been created largely as a response to some negative criticism towards the show from both George and Barbara Bush (in particular, the former's stump speech stating regarding family values that America needs to be &amp;quot;more like ''the Watsons'' and less like ''the Simpsons''.&amp;quot;). Also has a condemnation towards Ayatollah Khomeini as well as his theocratic Iranian regime, as during a rummage sale at the beginning, Homer and Marge are planning to sell a novelty T-shirt that says &amp;quot;Ayatollah [censored]aholla&amp;quot; with it prominently displaying Khomeini's face on it, with Marge insisting they sell it due to his already being long dead, while Homer insists on keeping it because the shirt technically applies to all the Ayatollahs, citing Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi, and Ayatollah Razmada as examples.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart Gets an Elephant'': There are two political conventions that are used as site gags when the titular elephant, Stampy, proceeds to go on a rampage. On the one hand, the Republican Party is demonized with the slogans &amp;quot;We Want what's worst for people&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;We're Just Plain Evil&amp;quot;. But on the other, the Democrat Party Convention didn't fare well, either, with its slogans highlighting their incompetence and contempt for life with the slogans &amp;quot;We hate life and ourselves&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;We Can't Govern&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Treehouse of Horror II'': Lisa's nightmare, an adaptation of the Monkey's Paw, has a subtle condemnation towards anti-Second Amendment beliefs, as after Lisa wishes for [[World Peace]], everyone destroys all of their weapons and guns, and proceed to sing &amp;quot;Kumbaya&amp;quot;, only for Kang and Kodos (two drooling, tentacled, one-eyed aliens who laugh exceedingly) to proceed to invade the planet easily because of it. Bart's nightmare, based on ''The Twilight Zone'''s &amp;quot;It's a Good Life&amp;quot;, however, has a slight anti-family message, due to the nightmare being Bart releasing Homer from his psychic-induced curse by bonding with him.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badassssss Song'': On the one hand, it gives a brief condemnation of the Public School System, as Superintendent Chalmers briefly mentions that the school system will collapse at a quick rate and suggests they let it ride out. On the other hand, it promotes the [[separation of church and state]] as the reason Chalmers has Skinner get his job as principal back was solely because his replacement, Ned Flanders, introduced prayer into school, and it also briefly implies that Flanders' Christian ideals are what led to the school becoming dysfunctional.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Much Apu About Nothing'': Homer is initially against immigration of [[Illegal aliens]] before deciding to support it, with any criticism against illegal immigration being depicted in a negative light. On the other hand, it also depicts the naturalization process to become a legal immigrant to the United States, as Apu decides to undergo the naturalization program to become a US Citizen, and showcases it in a positive light. It also depicts encroaching government in a negative light due to the whole illegal immigration criticisms in the episode being due to Mayor Quimby blaming the tax increases on illegal immigrants when in reality it was the result of his own policies, with Lisa asking why they do that.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Mountain of Madness'': The episode has a somewhat positive depiction of work ethics, as Mr. Burns had organized a team building exercise after a disastrous fire drill demonstration, and it portrays the Nazis in a negative light via Mr. Burns's cabin-fever induced hallucination. On the other hand, Homer's cabin-fever induced hallucination of &amp;quot;political powers&amp;quot; to oppose Mr. Burns' Nazi army lumps conservatives Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt alongside leftists such as Communist dictator Mao Zedong.&lt;br /&gt;
*''The Cartridge Family'': Homer becomes a gun owner. It is controversial, whether this episode is pro-[[Gun Control]] or anti-gun control. The writer of this episode is John Swartzwelder, who is a Second Amendment supporter.&lt;br /&gt;
*''New Kids on the Blecch'': Mocks and villainizes the United States Navy by implicating them in a conspiracy of using boy bands to brainwash children into joining the Navy. On the other hand, it also mocks John Lennon's anti-war song &amp;quot;Give Peace a Chance&amp;quot; at one point, and it does accurately depict the Hippie movement as anti-American.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Coming to Homerica'': Another Pro-[[Illegal immigration]]-episode (as well as having a very poor metaphor for illegal immigration, not to mention immigration as a whole, largely because the town that moved to Springfield, Ogdenville, was also within American borders like Springfield was). On the other hand, the episode also mocks environmentalist elements, as the main reason why Ogdenville moved to Springfield was because they made a Mother Nature burger which had been touted as being environmentally friendly, only for the populace to suffer from a massive food poisoning outbreak due to the barley being contaminated by rats.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Bart-Mangled Banner'': The Simpsons get arrested for criticizing government. They leave America, but go back, because of homesickness.&lt;br /&gt;
*''Little Big Girl'': Bart willingly tries to marry Darcy to provide the child with a father figure after discovering she had been impregnated by a Norwegian exchange student.&lt;br /&gt;
*''E. Pluribus Wiggum'': When Springfield becomes the site of the first presidential primary, the townspeople plan to support their own write-in candidate: Ralph Wiggum.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Themes==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MrBurnsExcellent.gif|thumb|The character ''Mr. Burns'']]&lt;br /&gt;
While The Simpsons has many [[liberal]] themes, the basis and morals of the show often portray family centered values in a warped sort of way and many episodes have a strong [[church]] focus. The show also has many episodes which focus on politics. The writers of the show come from both liberal and conservative backgrounds, and this is reflected through the portrayal of American politics on the show. The Springfield [[Republican Party]] is headed by the villainous Mr. Burns and meets in an old castle. Twice they have put forward candidates for elections: Burns himself ran for governor of the anonymous state Springfield is in, though he eventually lost; while in a later episode Sideshow Bob, though twice convicted for attempted murder, becomes Mayor of Springfield. He is removed from office when it is discovered that he personally and secretly committed large scale voting fraud. Meanwhile, the Springfield Democrat Party is led by Mayor &amp;quot;Diamond&amp;quot; Joe Quimby, who is portrayed as a promiscuous, pot-smoking, unfaithful and corrupt politician, once admitting openly that he murdered his opponents. Quimby and his family are clearly modeled on the Kennedy family, as Mayor Quimby's voice is identical to the one used when imitating [[John F. Kennedy]] on the show. Lisa Simpson was an ardent opponent of President [[Donald Trump]] and attempted to sway her father's vote (albeit in a dream), and the show itself went into a scroll of an extensive list of alleged transgressions, failures, and scandals of the Administration; the episode aired shortly before the Nov 3 2020 Presidential election, and no doubt that thousands of first time eligible voters were among those watching the broadcast. Justin Trudeau makes an appearance on the show, which is less than flattering, even including SNC Lavalan Scandal, which ought to be recognized as the Canadian version of the Watergate Scandal.&lt;br /&gt;
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Public Education is satirized in the form of Springfield Elementary, which is portrayed as often taking extreme cost cutting measures at the expense of the children's education. When Bart gets Principal Skinner fired, Ned Flanders takes over as school principal and, as a result of his leniency towards trouble makers, the students run wild. In an attempt to get Skinner his job back, Bart takes Superintendent Chalmers to inspect the school. Despite the chaos he witnesses, Chalmers decides to let Ned remain Principal saying: &amp;quot;...the way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months.  I say, lay back and enjoy it!  It's a hell of a toboggan ride&amp;quot;. However, when he discovers that Flanders has brought prayer into the school, he fires him on the spot.&lt;br /&gt;
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The show's portrayal of religion and [[Christianity]] in particular is often given in the form of Ned Flanders, the Simpsons' next door neighbor. A devout Christian, Ned is sometimes overbearing in his faith, but he is consistently shown to be compassionate and decent. In the series' first few seasons Ned was generally loathed by Homer for the perceived (and often real) superiority of Ned's quality of life. Later episodes have shown the two to be quite close at times, with more than a few featuring mutual adventures. Ned's reception among Christians has generally been positive due to his strong faith in God, even when faced with obstacles such as a failure of his business, The Leftorium, a hurricane destroying his house and most tragically, the death of his wife Maude.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2001/february5/1.28.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Well-known atheist [[Richard Dawkins]] had an appearance at ''The Simpsons'' as [[Satan|the Devil]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.christianpost.com/news/richard-dawkins-appears-as-the-devil-on-the-simpsons-91641/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The series has crossed over with the animated show [[Rick and Morty]], where Rick expresses great admiration for the simpsons after Morty accidently kills the family while piloting the pair's spaceship. The pair manage to repair the situation, but Rick's poor sterilization habits come back to bite him.... &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Controversy==&lt;br /&gt;
During the early years of the show Bart Simpson was criticized for being a poor role model for children. The Simpsons have used their talents as pitchmen to promote unhealthy snack food products such as Butterfingers and Whoppers, which is often seen by young viewers. Though ''The Simpsons'' is considerably less atheistic than other Fox shows such as ''[[Family Guy]]'', recently it has become quite controversial. Ironically, Marge Simpson, arguably the most wholesome character on the show, has been a highly controversial character, as she appeared on the cover and as a centerfold of ''[[Playboy]]'', a pornographic magazine.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the 2009 Halloween Special, &amp;quot;Treehouse of Horror XX,&amp;quot; the writers of the show took a jab at the Eucharist. In one story in this episode, the people of Springfield were zombified and Bart's DNA was a cure. When the Simpsons escaped Springfield, other survivors wanted to eat him, but Marge screams:&lt;br /&gt;
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::“What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?”&lt;br /&gt;
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Catholic League President Bill Donahue criticized the writers for this line.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/faith/2009/10/catholic_league_simpsons_donoh.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Some Christian family groups such as the [[Parents Television Council]] criticized the episodes ''There's Something About Marrying'' of supporting same-sex &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4285287.stm Simpsons' gay character is Patty - BBC]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; One episode of the Treehouse of Horror had to move timeslots in New Zealand under the orders of the official censor for fears of its violent content impacting child viewers. The show has also dramatically expanded the market for adult animation, inspiring many much more vulgar programs; there is now an entire channel dedicated to such programs, [[Adult Swim]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Drinking Game==&lt;br /&gt;
Whenever one of the characters takes a drink, you take a drink&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://thesimpsons.com/ The official ''Simpsons'' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/ ''The Simpsons''] at IMDb&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_15996/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=q38A4cHB Vatican gives its approval of the Simpsons]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>PlayStation</title>
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The '''Sony PlayStation''' is a video game system developed by [[Sony]].  Originally released in December 1994, the PlayStation is in its fourth iteration (known as the PlayStation 4 or PS4 for short).  The PlayStation is arguably the greatest console family ever released. Its pro-developer policies, powerful unique intuitive hardware sleek design and vast library of games has made it the first choice of players and developers alike.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Development==&lt;br /&gt;
Back in 1988, Sony and video game company Nintendo, teamed up to create a CD-ROM for the Super Famicom (Super Nintendo). However, Sony would retain all the rights to the CD-ROM technology. This made Nintendo feel uneasy. As a result, Nintendo went to Philips to create another CD-ROM. The CD-ROM technology never saw the light of day. &lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 1 (PSX)==&lt;br /&gt;
The original PlayStation was released in December 1994 in Japan, and in the United States in September 1995.  The release was an enormous success for Sony, as it became the first video game system to sell over 100 million units nine years after its release.  The success of the system also led to several popular game series, including the continuation of [[Final Fantasy]], [[Ridge Racer]], and [[Crash Bandicoot]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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The original PlayStation supported CDs, as opposed to cartridges that were used by the Nintendo 64, the main competition to the PlayStation.  Games could be saved through a memory card that plugged into the front of the system.&lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 2 (PS2)==&lt;br /&gt;
The second iteration of the PlayStation was released in 2000.  The PS2 became the best-selling console of all time, reaching 150 million units sold in January 2011.  The PS2 boasted better graphics than its predecessor, the ability to play video DVDs in addition to video games, and later, online gaming.  The PlayStation 2 was one of the cheapest DVD players in Japan at the time of its release and helped spark the DVD market in Japan, as it had not caught on as it had in North America.  The PS2 would compete against the Sega Dreamcast, which had launched in 1999.  The Dreamcast was discontinued in 2001, due to poor sales.  The PS2 would later compete against the Microsoft Xbox and Nintendo Gamecube, both of which were released in November 2001.  Popular games for the PS2 included ''Final Fantasy X'', ''Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of liberty'', ''Ico'', ''Shadow of the Colossus'', ''Killzone'', ''Ratchet &amp;amp; Clank'', ''Grand Theft Auto III'', and ''God of War''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 3 (PS3)==&lt;br /&gt;
Sony's most current version of the PlayStation system is the PS3.  The PS3 launched in 2006.  Competing against Microsoft's Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Wii.  Initial reviews were critical, with most reviewers criticizing the high price point and a lack of high quality video games.  However, the hardware and Blu-Ray capabilities were praised, as at the time, the PS3 was one of the cheaper [[Blu-ray]] players on the market.&lt;br /&gt;
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The PS3 underwent several hardware revisions, including a removal of backwards comparability with PS2 titles, slimming the system down, and changing the size of the hard drive in the system.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Playstation 3 Controversies===&lt;br /&gt;
After vulnerabilities were discovered in the PlayStation 3 firmware that allowed for unauthorized programs to be run, Sony forced a firmware upgrade that removed the option to install Linux on the PS3.  The slim versions of the PS3 automatically came with this feature removed.  This led to several class-action lawsuits being filed. The settlement of this lawsuit required Sony to pay $55 to users who purchased a PS3 from authorized retailers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://in.pcmag.com/sony-playstation-3-ps3/104532/news/sony-settles-other-os-ps3-lawsuit&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/01/23/psn-class-action-settlement-do-you-qualify&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://mic.com/articles/156899/play-station-3-lawsuit-how-to-find-out-if-sony-owes-you-money#.H84XeZskC&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.cnet.com/news/sony-to-pay-millions-to-settle-spurned-gamers-ps3-lawsuit&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In April 2011, the PlayStation Network, an online gaming network that allows users to download and purchase games from the PlayStation Store, as well as play against others online, was hacked.  As a result, the network shutdown for over a month, leading to millions of dollars in lost income for Sony and video game companies.  Following the restoration of the network, users were allowed to download two free games, were enrolled in identity theft protection for a year, and were given a free month of PlayStation Plus, a program that allows users to purchase certain titles at discounts.&lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 4 (PS4)==&lt;br /&gt;
The PlayStation 4 launched on November 15, 2013.  It's competition is the Microsoft [[Xbox One]], which was released one week later, on November 22, 2013, and the Nintendo [[Wii U]], and later, the Nintendo [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===PlayStation VR===&lt;br /&gt;
PlayStation VR launched on October 13, 2016.  It is compatible with the PS4 and PS4 Pro.  Although not as powerful as the Oculus Rift or HTC Vive, it has been well-received.&lt;br /&gt;
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===PS4 Pro===&lt;br /&gt;
On September 7, 2016, Sony announced the PS4 Pro.  It was launched on November 10, 2016.  It improved graphics by allowing games to be rendered in 4K as well as enhanced support for PlayStation VR.&lt;br /&gt;
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==PlayStation 5 (PS5)==&lt;br /&gt;
The PlayStation 5 launched on November 12, 2020 in certain parts on the world, with a wider release on November 19, 2020.  Two models were available at launch: one with a disk drive for $499, and an all digital version for $399. The system is currently sold out worldwide, and prices on the secondary market are high.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Via pruitt-igoe.com 2.jpg|right|350px|thumb|The Pruitt-Igoe public housing project in St. Louis designed by the same architect that designed the [[World Trade Center]]. Built at a cost of $336 million ($36 million in 1954 dollars), it was dynamited in 1972 after it became too dilapidated and dangerous to live in.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.city-journal.org/html/myths-pruitt-igoe-myth-9698.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Great Society''' (also known as the '''War on Poverty'''; poverty emerged victorious) is a set of programs instituted by President [[Lyndon B. Johnson]] and its associated legislation passed by [[Congress]] in an effort to combat [[poverty]]. It was criticized extensively by [[conservative]]s because it expanded the [[welfare]] system and increased citizen dependency on the [[government]]. It was also reputed to have destroyed the Black family unit. The Great Society era ended with Richard Nixon's election to the Presidency, who had his own grand policy agenda, New Federalism.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Michael Harrington]], founder of [[Democratic Socialists of America]] (DSA), is credited with inspiring the War on Poverty with his 1962 book &amp;quot;''The Other America.''&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite web |url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/01/08/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-war-on-poverty/ |title=Everything you need to know about the war on poverty |work=Washington Post |date=January 8, 2014 }}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[big government]] [[Binge drinking|spending binge]] of the 1960s culminated in the [[stagflation]] hangover of the 1970s and the [[Reaganomics|Reaganomic]] reforms of the 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;
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==War on Poverty==&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Johnson administration]]'s stated aims weere to ‘break the cycle of poverty, to make ‘taxpayers out of taxeaters,’ ‘give a hand up, not a handout.' In keeping with that theme, [[President Johnson]] said in August 1964, when the legislation was finally passed:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox-float|''‘The days of the dole in our country are numbered.’}}&lt;br /&gt;
A subsidiary theme of the ‘war on poverty’ was that social programs were a way of heading off urban violence. Lyndon Johnson spoke of ‘conditions that breed despair and violence.’ He said: ‘All of us know what those conditions are: ignorance, discrimination, slums, poverty, disease, not enough jobs.’ Government agencies seeking to expand their budgets and extend their powers likewise encouraged the belief that social programs reduced the incidence of riots and other violence, while reduction of such programs would escalate civil disorder.&lt;br /&gt;
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A diametrically opposite set of beliefs and predictions came from critics of the ‘war on poverty’ proposals. Senator [[Barry Goldwater]] predicted that these programs would ‘encourage poverty’ by encouraging ‘more and more people to move into the ranks of those being taken care of by the government.’ Nor did he expect expanded social programs to lead to a more harmonious society, for he saw their underlying philosophy as an ‘attempt to divide Americans’ along class lines, to ‘pigeon-hole people and make hyphenated Americans.’...[[Henry Hazlitt]]...said&lt;br /&gt;
‘we can expect the price tag to increase geometrically as the years go on.’”&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''STAGE 1. THE ‘CRISIS:''' The ‘crisis’ was dependency on public assistance, so the question was: How much dependency was there at the time and was it increasing or decreasing before the new policies were instituted?...As of the time the ‘war on poverty’ programs began, the number of people who lived below the official poverty line had been declining continuously since 1960, and was only about half of what it had been in 1950. On the more fundamental issue of dependency, the situation was even more clearly improving. The proportion of people whose earnings put them below the poverty level without counting government benefits declined by about one-third from 1950 to 1965.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''STAGE 2. THE ‘SOLUTION’:''' The Economic Opportunity Act was passed in 1964, creating the Office of Economic Opportunity...(p.12)&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''STAGE 3. THE RESULTS:''' The percentage of people dependent upon the federal government to keep above the poverty line increased. Although the number of such dependent people had been declining for more than a decade before the ‘war on poverty’ programs began, this downward trend now reversed itself and began rising within a few years after that program got under way. Official poverty continued its decline for some time, as massive federal outlays lifted many people above the official poverty line, but not out of dependency–the original goal.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Overall federal spending on programs for the poor escalated as eligibility rules for [[welfare]] and [[Social Security]] were loosened, the size of benefits was increased, and unemployment insurance was made more available to more people, and for longer periods of time....The number of people receiving [[public assistance]] more than doubled from 1960 to 1977. The dollar value of public [[housing]] rose nearly five-fold in a decade and the amount spent on [[food stamps]] rose more than ten-fold. All government-provided in-kind benefits increased about eight-fold from 1965 to 1969 and more than twenty-fold by 1974. Federal spending on such social welfare programs not only rose in dollar terms and in real terms, but also as a percentage of the nation’s gross national product, going from 8 percent of GNP in 1960 to 16 percent by 1974.&lt;br /&gt;
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:As for urban ghetto [[riot]]s, they raged across the country during this era. Later, they declined sharply after the beginning of the [[Nixon administration]], which opposed the whole ‘war on poverty’ approach and eventually abolished the Office of Economic Opportunity, which had been the spearhead of this program. Still later, during the eight years of the Reagan presidency–supposedly the nadir of neglect–major urban riots became virtually extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''STAGE 4. THE RESPONSE:'''...no acknowledgment of failure....political and media proponents resolutely ignored the original goal of reducing dependency. The goal was instead redefined as reducing poverty by transferring resources. As former Johnson White House aide Hodding Carter III put it ‘millions of people were lifted out of poverty during the period, or had their plight considerably alleviated, by government programs and public expenditures.’ A member of President Johnson’s Cabinet suggested yet another criterion for success: `Ask the 11 million students who have received loans for their college education whether the Higher Education Act failed’....&lt;br /&gt;
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===Critique===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Johnson meltdown sm.jpg|right|300px|thumb|After a successful career in Democrat politics in corruption and  [[ballot box stuffing]], Johnson melts down in full view of White House photographers having achieved the highest office and bringing the country to the brink of chaos and defeat by communists.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Dr. [[Thomas Sowell]] observed that &amp;quot;despite the grand myth that black economic progress began or accelerated with the passage of the civil rights laws and &amp;quot;war on poverty&amp;quot; programs of the 1960s, the cold fact is that the poverty rate among blacks fell from 87% in 1940 to 47% by 1960.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.creators.com/read/thomas-sowell/11/14/a-legacy-of-liberalism A Legacy of Liberalism], By Dr. Thomas Sowell, November 18, 2014.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  In the 1960s when the government started spending 22 trillion dollars, 70 cents on that dollar did not go to the poor. It went to those who served the poor. They did not ask which problems are solvable, but which ones are fundable. People were made a commodity again.  There was no incentive to solve problems of the poor because the careers of those serving them were dependent upon having people to serve.&lt;br /&gt;
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Black families disintegrated over the next 50 years. Prior to the War on Poverty, 80% of all black families had a man and a woman raising children. In the 1960s that that changed because of government policies. There was a deliberate attempt on the part of [[Cloward and Piven Strategy|Cloward and Piven]] at Columbia University said one of the ways that we can emphasize the contradictions of capitalism is to &lt;br /&gt;
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The [[nuclear family]] was redefined as [[Eurocentric]] and therefore irrelevant. Christian faith was demeaned. These government programs began to attack the stigma that was present in the black community on receiving welfare. The [[Johnson administration]] opened up offices to recruit &lt;br /&gt;
blacks into the welfare system. By the early 1970s millions of blacks were recruited into the welfare system in New York and other major cities at a  time when the [[unemployment]] rate for black men was four percent.&lt;br /&gt;
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In short, the test for whether a program was good for the country as a whole was whether those who personally benefited from it found it beneficial.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another line of defense of failed policies has been to claim moral merit for their good intentions ....Finally, it was asserted that things would have been even worse, were it not for those programs. ‘The question is not what the bottom line is today–with poverty up–but where would we be if we didn’t have these programs in place?’ asked Professor Sheldon Danziger, director of the University of Wisconsin's Institute for Research on Poverty. ‘I think we’d have poverty rates over 25 percent.’ Even though poverty and dependency were going down for years before the ‘war on poverty’ began, Professor Danziger chose to assert that poverty rates would have gone up. There is no possible reply to these heads-I-win-tails-you-lose assertions, except to note that they would justify any policy on any subject anywhere, regardless of its empirically observed consequences.&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually, however, even official poverty began to rise, so that a larger number of people were in poverty in 1992 than were in poverty in 1964, when the &amp;quot;war on poverty&amp;quot; began.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;n21 U.S. Bureau of Census, Current Population Records, Series P60-185 (Washington, D.C. General Printing Office 1993) p.ix. (p. 13-14)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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By 1992, more than half of all [[black]] adults had never been married, quite aside from an additional 16 percent who had been either [[divorce]]d or [[widow]]ed. By contrast, only 21 percent of [[white]] adults had never been married. More than half of all black children–57 percent–were living with only one parent and another 7.5 percent were not living with either parent. Thus, only a little more than a third of black children were living in traditional twoparent households. Of 190,000 black children whose parents were currently still teenagers, only 5,000 were living with both parents.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Democrat plantation==&lt;br /&gt;
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:{{See also|Democrat plantation}}&lt;br /&gt;
The Democratic Plantation is a concept originally considered during the Great Society, that continues to be referenced as a way to describe how, [[African Americans]] dwelling in the [[United States]] have been physically enslaved, since arriving to [[America]] from [[Africa]], to the present-day descendants, who, are now also mentally enslaved by the [[Democratic Party]].  The concept of the Democratic Plantation, which was originally discussed during the 1960s, proliferated through the decades.&amp;lt;ref name=WaPo20190108&amp;gt;*How the ‘Democratic plantation’ became one of conservatives’ favorite slurs, https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/01/08/how-democratic-plantation-became-one-conservatives-favorite-slurs/?utm_term=.0275fa1041f9, Tyler D. Parry | ''The Washington Post'', January 8, 2019&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Democrat coalition of 1960s.jpg|right|300px|thumb|The Democrat coalition of the 1960s. Racist whites who benefited from New Deal welfare programs now aligned with Blacks who were beneficiaries of the [[War on Poverty]]. Republicans who wanted to cut off vote buying out of the public treasury and balance the budget were unjustly accused by both of &amp;quot;racism.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
The War on Poverty was a set of programs instituted by President Lyndon Johnson and its associated legislation passed by [[Congress]] in an effort to supposedly combat [[poverty]].  President Johnson said, &lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox-float|&amp;quot;I'll have them n*gg*rs voting Democratic for two hundred years.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Said to two governors regarding the Civil Rights Act of 1964, according to then-''Air Force One'' steward Robert MacMillan as quoted in [http://books.google.com/books?id=lJz-yIZNE2sC ''Inside the White House''] (1996), by Ronald Kessler, New York: Simon and Schuster, p. 33.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
African-Americans formed an anomalous coalition with low-income white Democrat racists who were dependent on [[New Deal]] and Great Society [[welfare]] programs.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Chicago 1969: Assumed to be natural enemies, these groups united in their calls for [[economic justice]].&amp;quot; [http://theconversation.com/chicago-1969-when-black-panthers-aligned-with-confederate-flag-wielding-working-class-whites-68961 When Black Panthers aligned with Confederate-flag-wielding, working-class whites], Colette Gaiter, ''The Conversation'', January 8, 2017.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Both African Americans and racist Democrats opposed Republican efforts to maintain fiscal and budgetary sanity. The coalition gave cover to bigoted Democrats to hide their racism, while accusing Republicans who wanted to balance the budget of prejudice. [[Malcolm X]] described it this way: {{quotebox-float|&amp;quot;The white Liberal differs from the white Conservative only in one way; the Liberal is more [[deceit]]ful, more hypocritical, than the Conservative. Both want power, but the White Liberal is the one who has perfected the art of posing as the Negro's friend and benefactor and by winning the friendship and support of the Negro, the White Liberal is able to use the Negro as a pawn or a weapon in this political football game, that is constantly raging, between the White Liberals and the White Conservatives. The American Negro is nothing, but a political &amp;quot;football game&amp;quot; that is constantly raging between the white liberals and white conservatives.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7YmjWW9tx4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Contrary to popular Democrat mythology, Democrat Governor [[George Wallace]] won [[the South]] in 1968 in a three-way contest against Nixon and Humphrey. There was no Nixon &amp;quot;[[Southern Strategy]].&amp;quot; The South continued to reject Yankee liberals (Humphrey in 1968, McGovern in 1972, Mondale in 1984, Dukakis in 1988, Kerry in 2004).  At the state and local level, the Republicans made slow but steady gains. As racism in the South declined, Republicans in the South increased.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/ol7OMGBDMao&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Historian]] Leah Wright Rigueur&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Leah Wright Rigueur Wiki-Bio: Married Life, Husband, Children, Net Worth And Family!, https://thecelebscloset.com/leah-wright-rigueur-wiki-bio-married-net-worth/, Michael Rogers, September 30, 2018&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; first noted that black [[Republicans]] criticized the &amp;quot;plantation politics&amp;quot; of the Democrat Party in 1964.&amp;lt;ref name=WaPo20190108 /&amp;gt;  The metaphor of the Democrat Party as a slave plantation was mentioned by [[Richard Nixon]] in a 1968 interview with ''Jet'' magazine.&amp;lt;ref name=Beast20190215&amp;gt;The Forgotten History of Black Republicans, https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-forgotten-history-of-black-republicans, Leah Wright Rigueur | ''The Daily Beast'', February 12, 2015&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  The concept of a ''Democratic Plantation'' was later spread throughout the printed media in the 1970s and 1980s, eventually gaining mainstream attention in the 1990s.  The idea of the ''Democratic Plantation'' was further documented by ''[[The Washington Post]]'' as recent as January 2019.&amp;lt;ref name=WaPo20190108 /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Further reading==&lt;br /&gt;
*Thomas Sowell, [http://nobsblog.blogspot.com/2002/12/vision-of-anointed-by-thomas-sowell.html ''The Vision of the Anointed''], New York: Basic Books, 1996.&lt;br /&gt;
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