Fly

2008-11-18T23:24:36Z

PeterWilliams:

A '''fly''' can be used to describe many types of flying [[insects]] of the order diptera (probably from the same [[baramin]]), though it is most often used to mean [[house fly]], a household pest that lays [[eggs]] in [[garbage]] which hatch into [[maggot]]s, the larval stage of flies. Flies are the only insects to have two wings instead of zero or four ("diptera" means "two wings").

== Assfly ==
The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].

Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.

Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
* Homosexual siblings.
* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.

Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] to those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.

[[Category:Insects]]

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