https://www.conservapedia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=QTerm 2026-09-23T03:17:42Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.35.14 https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Mystery:What_Causes_Aging%3F&diff=559780 2008-11-16T20:42:52Z

<p>QTerm: </p> <hr /> <div>Is this what Wilde was getting at in 'The portrait of Dorian Gray'? {{unsigned|PhillipM}}<br /> *who knows. Wilde was a homosexula so if you think to much about his books it will make ou gay! [[User:QTerm|QTerm]] 15:42, 16 November 2008 (EST)</div>

QTerm https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Mystery:What_Causes_Aging%3F&diff=559776 2008-11-16T20:41:42Z

<p>QTerm: </p> <hr /> <div>Aging remains a mystery to science. What causes it? What ''is'' it? How does one define it?<br /> <br /> Logically, aging is simply a progression to [[Heaven]] or [[Hell]]. It is nothing more or less. The past merely represents points further away from one's destination, while the future is simply points closer to one's destination.<br /> <br /> This model for aging easily explains enigmas that are otherwise puzzling, including:<br /> <br /> *why conversion becomes more difficult as one grows older<br /> *why criminals often commit worse and worse crimes<br /> *why so many Christian martyrs have willing accepted earthly death<br /> *why aging does not necessarily make one more wise or just<br /> *why those damn kids won't get off old people's lawn.<br /> *why old people keep forgetting to turn off the left turn signal (the left is often associated with[[satan]]).<br /> *what is the cause of &quot;old man smell&quot; (it's the smell of sulfer as they get closer to hell).<br /> *why can't you tech an old dog new tricks.<br /> *why do old people like pudding?<br /> *whatever happened to Matlock?<br /> *why do old people eat dinner so damn early?<br /> <br /> <br /> (add more)<br /> <br /> [[Category:Mystery]]</div>

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