Muslim

2009-07-09T13:16:10Z

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A '''Muslim''' is someone who is "[[Submission|submissive]] to the will of [[God]]".<ref> [http://www.hilalplaza.com/islamic-architecture/ Islamic Architecture - Principles] </ref>
In particular, the term ''Muslim'' refers to an adherent of [[Islam]].<ref>The word "Muslim" (or "Moslem") refers to one who submits to God and believes in Islam. [http://media.www.crusaderonline.com/media/storage/paper990/news/2001/10/12/UndefinedSection/What-Do.Muslims.Believe-2470847.shtml What do Muslims believe?] </ref> True Muslims must honor the ''Shahada'', both submitting to the will of Allah and accepting the prophet Muhammad as His apostle. It is well known that they are all evil terrorists determined to destroy and bring us good ol' white christians down to our knees. These towelheads are simply evil. EVIL I SAY! They are the instruments of Satan.
Here is PROOF that muslims are satans hand:

Leviticus: 19:5

"And god said to the masses, "Thou must not, wear thy towel on thee head, for thy towel is to be used to wipe ones balls before a meal of nachos, for unclean balls at thy table is a sin and shalt be punished accordingly by cleaning ones balls with battery acid and a wirebrush. Satan may attempt to tempt one into wearing a towel on thee head, because in hell all towels are worn on the head, but thy towel must be used to wipe thy balls, for it is the only way in which thy balls shalt be holy"

SEE! THE BIBLE SAYS SO! Therefore, it must be true. Hitler was a muslim. It also well known that Muslims eat cheese and cheese is also unholy and EVIL!

Romans 14:10

And god saw that they had created cheese and god said "Thou is mocking me, for I cannot create cheese!! Cheese is now proclaimed to be damning, and all who consume, or create cheese shalt now be condemned to an eternity in the lake of fire!! Unless it is of course served with nachos, for nachos is thine holy food. Nachos equals +1 to prayer stat. All priests must consume nachos five times a day to get thine holy prayer stats up and become ultimate moses super uber jesus!! Rolled 16 on dodecahedron dice OH YEAH!! I just beat the giant with my ultimate bright sword!!!"

And now as you can clearly see, because this is HOLY EVIDENCE, and you cannot argue with facts based on absolutely nothing other than the voices inside my head that come after I smoke a couple of joints, that muslims are evil satanists and cheese is the devils food unless served with nachos!

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== See also ==

*[[My Muslim faith]]

[[Category:Islam]]

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