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<p>Whatthe: exercising my free speech</p> <hr /> <div>== Conservatives in the United States ==<br /> <br /> Let's see, I think that I will annotate your hilarious article on conservatism.<br /> <br /> In the United States, conservatives are generally characterized by adherence to limited government, public morality and free enterprise. Specifically, conservatives tend to adhere to the following principles:<br /> <br /> * A strong national defense (at the expense of everything else)<br /> * Return of prayer in school (to specifically exclude people of other creeds and those who aren't naturally inclined to have Christian beliefs rammed down their throat)<br /> * The Second Amendment Right to Keep and Bear Arms (seriously, this was a product of the eighteenth century. this amendment has no relevance today.)<br /> * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)<br /> * Stronger law enforcement and anti-crime laws, including the death penalty (how can you proclaim to be compassionate people and still practice the death penalty?)<br /> * Parents, rather than school teachers, educating children about sex (yet you still want abstinence education in schools)<br /> * Choice in education (their are hundreds of choices in terms of education, and almost all of them are underfunded because of statement 1)<br /> * Private medical care and retirement plans (are you kidding?)<br /> * Weakening or cancellation of failed social support programs (veiled statement of hatred for welfare. classy)<br /> * Prohibition of abortion (because everyone should subscribe to Christian beliefs)<br /> * Opposition to same-sex marriage licenses (because we should accept the tired testimony of a two-thousand year-old rambling piece of religious claptrap when we're considering social issues)<br /> * Support of laws against pornography (because your teenage years should be very uncomfortable)<br /> * Generally opposed to the United Nations (why? I can't even make sense of this one. you're generally opposed to a united peacekeeping force that at least tries to keep the United States' overwhelming influence in line)<br /> * Support enforcement of current laws regarding immigration (so america's population can slowly dwindle until the neocons can repopulate the land [/facetiousness])<br /> * Support tightening of border security (because the great wall of china definitely worked against those damned Mongols)<br /> * Respect for our military...past and present (I like the unnecessary ellipsis . . . but seriously, I agree on this one)<br /> * Low taxes (so that the deficit increases and we have an excuse to spend less on those silly &quot;failed social support programs&quot; [see number 9])<br /> * Strong advocate for free trade and free markets <br /> * Opening foreign markets to U.S. products (what is that supposed to mean)<br /> <br /> About every 20-60 years a conservative has been elected president of the United States. (bullshit)</div>

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