Greenock - Revision history

RodWeathers: Undo revision 569575 by 2Arseflies (Talk)

2008-11-26T04:40:59Z

Undo revision 569575 by 2Arseflies (Talk)

2Arseflies at 04:37, November 26, 2008

2008-11-26T04:37:06Z

EdBot: Category:Scottish Cities and Towns

2008-04-03T03:02:29Z

Category:Scottish Cities and Towns

Fox: heh, thnx for reminding me what a load of garbage you and your sox have written here, AuldNick. More deletions to come.

2008-03-05T17:26:07Z

heh, thnx for reminding me what a load of garbage you and your sox have written here, AuldNick. More deletions to come.

Fox at 00:50, June 24, 2007

2007-06-24T00:50:34Z

Masterbratac: removing duplicate link

2007-06-24T00:49:57Z

removing duplicate link

Jeremiah4-22 at 13:32, April 27, 2007

2007-04-27T13:32:31Z

Ulysses54 at 07:54, April 27, 2007

2007-04-27T07:54:21Z

Ulysses54 at 07:54, April 27, 2007

2007-04-27T07:54:00Z

Ulysses54 at 13:55, April 26, 2007

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-== Assfly ==
+'''Greenock''' is a town and former burgh at the mouth of the [[River Clyde]] in [[Inverclyde]], [[Scotland]]. The name derives from the [[Gaelic]] ''grian-aig'' ("sunny bay").
-The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].
-Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.
+Famous sons of Greenock include engineer [[James Watt]] - the James Watt Memorial College is located on the site of his birth - and pirate William "Captain" Kidd.
-Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
+Greenock is twinned with Veulettes in [[France]].
-* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
-* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
-* Homosexual siblings.
-* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
-* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
-* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
-Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.
+[[Category:Scottish Cities and Towns]]

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-'''Greenock''' is a town and former burgh at the mouth of the [[River Clyde]] in [[Inverclyde]], [[Scotland]]. The name derives from the [[Gaelic]] ''grian-aig'' ("sunny bay").
+== Assfly ==
-Famous sons of Greenock include engineer [[James Watt]] - the James Watt Memorial College is located on the site of his birth - and pirate William "Captain" Kidd.
+Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.
-Greenock is twinned with Veulettes in [[France]].
+Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
-[[Category:Scottish Cities and Towns]]
+Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.

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	Greenock is twinned with Veulettes in [[France]].		Greenock is twinned with Veulettes in [[France]].

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-'''Greenock''' is a town and former burgh at the mouth of the [[River Clyde]] in [[Inverclyde]], [[Scotland]]. Formerly a shipbuilding town it has been in decline for a number of years.
+'''Greenock''' is a town and former burgh at the mouth of the [[River Clyde]] in [[Inverclyde]], [[Scotland]]. The name derives from the [[Gaelic]] ''grian-aig'' ("sunny bay").
-Famous sons of Greenock include [[James Watt]] the inventor of steam and founder of [[James Watt College]] and the notorious pirate Captain John Kidd. Inhabitants of Greenock (nickname: Soap Dodge City) are known as Greenockians and are noted for their love of fine wines. Greenockian women are renowned throughout [[Scotland]] for their comeliness, charm and wit. Greenock has the most churches per head of population in Scotland. The town is the headquarters of Inverclyde Council which for ten years has had a [[Communist]] majority.
+Famous sons of Greenock include engineer [[James Watt]] - the James Watt Memorial College is located on the site of his birth - and pirate William "Captain" Kidd.
-The name derives from 'Green Nook' and refers to the verdant location which is still preserved in the town's many parks and gardens.
+Greenock is twinned with Veulettes in [[France]].
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-Greenock is twinned with Beaubague in [[France]].
 [[Category:Scottish Towns and Cities]]

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 '''Greenock''' is a town and former burgh at the mouth of the [[River Clyde]] in [[Inverclyde]], [[Scotland]]. Formerly a shipbuilding town it has been in decline for a number of years.
-Famous sons of Greenock include [[James Watt]] the inventor of steam and founder of [[James Watt College]] and the notorious pirate Captain John Kidd. Inhabitants of Greenock (nickname: Soap Dodge City) are known as Greenockians and are noted for their love of fine wines. Greenockian women are renowned throughout [[Scotland]] for their comeliness, charm and wit. Greenock has the most churches per head of population in Scotland. The town is the headquarters of [nverclyde Council which for ten years has had a [[Communist]] majority.
+Famous sons of Greenock include [[James Watt]] the inventor of steam and founder of [[James Watt College]] and the notorious pirate Captain John Kidd. Inhabitants of Greenock (nickname: Soap Dodge City) are known as Greenockians and are noted for their love of fine wines. Greenockian women are renowned throughout [[Scotland]] for their comeliness, charm and wit. Greenock has the most churches per head of population in Scotland. The town is the headquarters of Inverclyde Council which for ten years has had a [[Communist]] majority.
 The name derives from 'Green Nook' and refers to the verdant location which is still preserved in the town's many parks and gardens.

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	The name derives from 'Green Nook' and refers to the verdant location which is still preserved in the town's many parks and gardens.		The name derives from 'Green Nook' and refers to the verdant location which is still preserved in the town's many parks and gardens.
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		+	Greeenock is twinned with Beaubague in [[France]].

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