A '''monkey''' is a [[polypheletic]] classification of any long tailed [[primate]] that is not a [[prosimian]]. Varieties of them can be found in [[South America]], [[Africa]] and [[Asia]]. [[Evolutionists]] believe that [[humans]] and monkeys, like all species, share a common ancestor, which is disputed by [[creation scientists]]. Monkeys are often found in the service of US congressmen, who use their tight anuses to relieve sexual urges. This replaces the former use of children, many senior members of the Church are against this abuse of animals, and ask that the use of children be brought back.
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