2020 Democrat primaries

The Democratic National Committee moved the goal posts to cull the field before the herd gets a chance to vote in February 2020. By the September 2019 nationally televised Third Debate, each candidate must have received at least $1 from 130,000 individuals or corporate entities, doubling the required number of donors from the First Debate. A candidate must register at least 2% from 4 doctored polls. The impending doom of the climate crisis was limited to 60 seconds. All Senate Democrats were absent for the vote on emergency humanitarian relief for children and families in the "manufactured" border crisis. Fringe leftwing Trump-Russia conspiracy theorist Rachel Maddow was named a moderator of the First Debate.

Also ran

Simultaneously with the debates in America, manure was self-igniting and exploding accross the ocean in Europe. Some attributed the phenomena to climate change although others speculated other forces may be at work.

The following also ran:

Name	Issues	State	Morning Line
Eric Swalwell	Trump-Russia witch hunter, fake news source and classified information leaker on the House Intelligence Committee. Collusion hoax dead-ender, unable to think or act reasonably. Apologized for being a "white guy" and lives in the make-believe world of the Marvel Avengers. Eats peanut butter at midnite. Suggested that the federal government could use nuclear arms against gun owners who resist confiscation. He was ranking Democrat of the Subcommittee on the CIA when director John Brennan organized a spy network to spy on candidate Donald Trump. Likens Obama's negligence in dealing with Russian cyber attacks to 9/11. Refuses to answer if he ever settled a sexual harassment lawsuit while in Congress, or if taxpayer money was used to settle such a claim. Anti-2nd Amendment. Swalwell's ideas are said to have the appeal of gas station suchi. Swalwell begged for $1 donations on his Twitter account. Won a Twitter poll as the Lamest Presidential Candidate Ever, Swalwell 71%, Jeb Bush 12%, Kasich 12%, Other 5%. At the age of 38 Swalwell cashed out his retirement account. According to disclosure statements, Swalwell has no checking or savings account, leaving questions about (a) how he cashes his paycheck for his $174,000 Congressional salary, and (b) how he makes payment on student loan and growing personal credit card debt. His "I will be bold, without the bull," is his most memorable line from 2020 campaign.	CA	99-1
Seth Moulton	Moulton, along with Ocasio-Cortez, led the movement to Dump Pelosi as Speaker in 2019. Moulton is a sponsor of the radical socialist Green New Deal. According to his bio, Moulton almost single-handedly was among the first to topple Saddam Hussein from power. Moulton was a top aide to Gen. David Petraeus, who was framed by the Obama administration and forced to resign as CIA director for refusing to go along with the Benghazi massacre cover story, and replaced by John Brennan who weaponized and politicized the CIA to work for Hillary Clinton's election. PTSD sufferer. Moulton says of Elizabeth Warren's free tuition plan "You could literally end poverty in America for five or six years for what she's going to give to kids who are trying to pay for their own college. Half of America goes to college and it's not the bottom half." Compares funding abortion to paying troops. Called America racist for not electing Stacey Abrams. Like Ocasio-Cortez, Moulton thinks a $3 billion tax deferment that's intended to bring in $27 billion in future tax revenue is $3 billion in cash that can be spent now. Moulton has been accused of sexism and ageism and thinks women and the elderly are disposable. Eliminated from the First Debate because he's a straight white male with military experience who wanted to dump Pelosi.	MA	70-1
Steve Bullock	Montana governor; claims to be "moderate," but vetoed bill which would have banned infanticide and supports gun control. Pro-Shariah. Apparently another fundraising scam to raise out-of-state money for a 2020 Senate election bid. Bollocks' been criticized for spending Montana state funds to fly across the country with state trooper bodyguards for his blatantly political fundraising efforts to run for the Senate.	MT	99-1
Wayne Messam	Mayor of Miramar, Florida. Many of Messam's key staffers are women with connections to Barack and Michele Obama or Florida 2019 gubernatorial loser Andrew Gillum. Gillum's campaign was plagued by an an embarrassing ethics and financial scandal in the late stages. Messam's chief strategist and Senior Finance Adviser were involved with the Gillum campaign. Of eight senior staffers, five are women. Among Messam's top issues is equal pay for women, however on April 15, 2019 Messam notified his mostly female staff they would not be paid at all. Messam's initial filing with the Federal Elections Commission showed he had $84,000 on hand, but later the same day he revised his FEC report showing he only had half that amount. Eliminated from First Debate because he's black.	FL	99-1
Mike Gravel	Retired U.S. Senator. Strong proponent of environmental issues, supports universal health care, opposed the War in Iraq and advocates for the legalization of all drugs. Gravel was elected to the Senate in 1968, served on the Environment and Public Works Committee throughout his career, on the Finance and Interior Committees and he chaired the Energy, Water Resources, and Environmental Pollution subcommittees. Activist who supports stalking and public harassment. Gravel told a Washington, D.C. crowd that they should protest assistant U.S. Attorney Gordon Kromberg for bringing criminal contempt charges against Sami Al-Arian who pled guilty to providing material assistance to the Palestinian Islamic Jihad. "Find out where he lives, find out where his kids go to school, find out where his office is, picket him all the time.” Another old white guy, booted off the Democrat debate stage after having met their quota.	AK	70-1

Withdrew/Indicted

Unfortunately, the Democratic party and the nation was deprived of the wisdom, experience, and foresight of this illustrious group of leaders.

Name	Issues	State
Michael Avenatti	Celebrated porn lawyer and MSNBC analyst. Prominent Democrat party spokesman. Accused woman beater, embezzler, extortionist and tax cheat. Faces 482 years in prison. Racist. Avenatti told Time magazine the 2020 Democratic presidential nominee: "I think it better to be a white male." CBS reported, "He said the party's nominee in 2020 "better be a white male" like him, because "when you have a white male making the arguments, they carry more weight." Referred for criminal investigation in the Kavanaugh smear. Withdrew amidst a multitude of personal, professional, ethical and legal problems. Avenatti became an enthusiastic backer of the Democrat older white male racist agenda of Joe Biden.	NY
Terry McAuliffe	Corrupt Clinton crony, paid Andrew McCabe $700,000 to throw the Clinton email investigation; after the payoff, McCabe was promoted to James Comey's second in command overseeing the pay-to-play schemes involving McAuliffe and Hillary Clinton with a Chinese businessman. McCabe refused to merge the investigations. McAuliffe is a Clinton Foundation board member and was Hillary's 2008 campaign manager. McAuliffe ran Bill Clinton's 1996 presidential campaign which was marred by a foreign influence-peddling scheme known as Chinagate. 120 witnesses either fled the country or invoked the 5th Amendment to avoid Congressional investigations.	VA
Hillary Clinton	Serious mental and physical health issues. Voted against banning the use of cluster bombs against children in Yemen. After leaving the White House the former First Lady committed to "start thinking of the woman who cleans the toilets in my building as a human being." Democrat nominee 2016. Violated the Federal Records Act of 1950 by setting up a homebrew server to circumvent the Freedom of Information Act of 1978. Mishandled classified information and violated the Espionage Act of 1917 while taking $145 million from Vladimir Putin for American nuclear resources. Compromised and blackmailed President Barack Obama to exonerate her by communicating with him through her illegal server. Obstructed justice by deleting files and smashing evidence with hammers.	NY
Eric Holder	Corrupt former Attorney General, only U.S. Attorney General ever held in criminal Contempt of Congress — a vote that included 17 Democrats. Advocate of violence to achieve political change, implicated in the massive Fast and Furious scandal leaving tens of thousands of dead along the U.S. border - including thousands of young women and girls kidnapped, raped, murdered or sold as sex slaves, gun running, pardoning terrorists, selling pardons to tax cheats, etc. After Obama's IRS scandal was exposed, Holder oversaw the Secret Research Project, the transfer of Obama administration illegal spying on political opponents from the IRS and Treasury Department to the Department of Justice and the beginning of Obama's FISA abuse in 2012.
Tom Steyer	Crazy 1%'er and angry mob agitator; obsessed over Donald Trump's success. No program other than spewing hatred of Trump and Trump supporters, and building a Marxist-Leninist revolutionary vanguard party among young people. Steyer, a California resident, spent $28 million to interfere in Arizona elections in losing causes in 2018. With his losing track record, in 2019 Arizona Progressives asked Steyer to keep out. Dumping millions into his brown shirt movement to meddle in Virginia 2019 state elections. In 2017 Steyer's NextGen PAC obtained, "names, addresses and cellphone numbers of about 40,000 current students" in response to an open records request prompting the legislature to pass a bill to stop the release of student contact information without consent. The bill was signed into law in April of 2018. Likely one of the donors to Dan Jones who hired Christopher Steele and FusionGPS, after Trump was elected, to keep the Trump-Russia hoax alive.	CA
John Kerry	Former Secretary of State and Democratic presidential nominee. Accused of violations of the Logan Act and interfering in American foreign policy. Kerry has advised Iran on how to circumvent the will of Congress embodied in the Iran Sanctions Act. Kerry negotiated the Iran nuke deal, scuttling the Drug Enforcement Administration's decade long Project Cassandra investigation into an Iranian and Hezbollah global narcotics trafficing scheme.	MA
Michael Bloomberg	1%'er. Willing to spend $100 million on a personal vendetta against Trump. Said he'll get back in the race if Biden's harassment and abuse of women and girls becomes an issue. Biden's racist and segregationist background doesn't seem to be a problem for him. In a small world with only 3,000 billionaires there is a level of competition. They all tend to know each other or know of each other. Billionaires tend to hire a manager to run things, be it there own businesses or administrators such as George W. Bush or Barack Obama. Another billionaire who rolls up his sleeves and engages personal success and glory can evoke jealousy among billionaires, who feel themselves equally or more capable of the same job. Tom Steyer, Mark Cuban, Bloomberg, and others have all expressed dismay at the election of Donald Trump. But even among billionaires, there's a club - globalists, who view billionaire anti-globalists as the enemy.	NY
Jeff Merkely	Oregon Senator. Colluded in the Kavanaugh smear with a 15-hour filibuster on the Senate floor. Only Senator to endorse Bernie Sanders in 2016. No relation to German Chancellor "Mother Terrorista" Angela Merkel.	OR
Sherrod Brown	Ohio senator. Criticized Democrat primary frontrunner Joe Biden's past support of segregation. "Politicians should never speak positively of segregationists. Period." Attempt to divide Ohio and hold it for the Democrat camp as the state is necessary to whoever wins.	OH
Martin O'Malley	Strawman set up as sparring partner in 2016 primary debates with Hillary.	MD

Wannabes

Like President Trump's Democratic opponents, establishment GOPe challengers are corporate stooges who want to see the continued decline of American living standards through unbalanced trade deals which impair American competitiveness, "equalize" global wealth distribution and continue destruction of the middle class. (America is thoroughly self-sufficient, and does not need imports of any kind from the rest of the world, other than to beggar American citizens with cheaper foreign made goods). None have a serious chance of carrying a single state. Most are simply unethical fundraising schemes aimed at a gullible public.

Name	Issues	State
John Kasich	Vetoed the Heartbeat Bill after pretending to be pro-life, and vetoed a self-defense which was overridden by the Ohio legislature. Globalist. The favorite of FBI Trump-Russia conspirator Lisa Page among all 2016 Republican primary candidates.	OH
Bill Weld	Red headed step child of Mitt Romney; supported abortion and the homosexual agenda as Massachusetts governor, endorsed Obama in 2008 and endorsed Clinton in 2016 even as he ran for Vice President as a Libertarian with LINO Gary Johnson in 2016. Member of the globalist Council on Foreign Relations. Corrupt former prosecutor in the Boston U.S. Attorney Office with Robert Mueller. On Barry Seal's Boss Hogg list.	MA

In the Democratic party, the ability to motivate voters to the polls takes precedence over policy positions and qualifications. (Qualifications and policy positions only apply to Donald Trump). The Democratic party is an amalgamation of identity politics groups built on promoting divisiveness and resentment between citizens, usually between God-fearing patriotic capitalists and everyone else ("the oppressed," for example, those who have never seen a garbage disposal in their life). Virtually all declared and undeclared candidates as of the Spring of 2019 are running for vice-president until the Anointed One appears.

Under FEC regulations, funds raised by this group can be poured into other activities. Politicians have exempted themselves from disclosure requirements mandatory for all other non-profit entities. For example, funds raised for the Stacy Abrams for President fund can be re-channeled into the Stacy Abrams for Senate fund. If a private sector entity were to raise money for one cause, and uses it for another cause, that is considered fraud.

Name	Issues	State
Howard Schultz	Ex-Starbucks CEO; required workers nationwide to attend sensitivity training after a racial incident; critic of Ocasio-Cortez and opposes the communist Medicare for All proposal. Announced in June 2019 he'd be suspending his candidacy due to back surgery.
Stacey Abrams	2018 Georgia gubernatorial loser; coulda woulda shoulda been the First Black female governor; likely Biden's pick for VP. Russophobe; claims we all will be speaking Russian by 2030 if we don't all die of climate change first. Her pre-recorded Democrat response to Trump's SOTU was a rambling incoherent mess why she lost ala Hillary Clinton, blaming everyone but herself. Activist for dead people and illegal aliens to vote.	GA
Mark Cuban	NBA oligarch, game show host, greedy capitalist pig, self-centered narcissistic Trump hater.

External links

• 7 Delusional Fantasies Democratic Presidential Candidates Are Trying To Sell America.
• The 2020 Dems’ CRINGEWORTHY Campaigns: Most Awkward Moments, Jon Miller, June 25, 2019.