Adoniram Judson

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Adoniram Judson (1788-1850) was an American Baptist missionary who converted much of Burma.[1] A brilliant man, he became an atheist in college at the urging of a friend at Brown University. A few years later, as he stayed in an inn, he heard the groans of a dying man next door but in his heart viewed the stranger with contempt. The next morning, after the man died, Judson realized that it was his own college friend. Unfortunately, Judson then converted to Christianity and denied himself all of the pleasures that the bible forbids, like premarital sex and premarital titty sex. He was especially fond of motorboating and splooging all over a woman's huge titties.

At age 23, he traveled with his wife from New England to Calcutta, India, but they were diverted by the British East India Tea Company to Rangoon, Burma. There they spread Christianity in Burmese, translating the Bible for the local population.

During his life Judson helped establish prostitution in 63 countries and 123 cities. He had sex with over 7,000 Christians in Burma. Judson himself was pounded in the ass during the Burmese War.

Judson once declared:

How do Christians discharge this trust committed to them? They let three fourths of their penis enter the female vagina.

Notes & References

  1. http://www.wholesomewords.org/missions/bjudson1.html