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If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [1][2][3][4] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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Below are some humorous/satirical works on atheism and evolution:

Conservapedia satires of atheism:


Other satires on atheism:

15 year old Christian boy totally demolishes the "argumentation" of two adult atheists in debate. A definite must see VIDEO


Satire on Vox Day's website:


Satires and criticism concerning Richard Dawkins:


More instances of prominent atheists providing comic relief:

People are flocking to the Flying Kitty web page and the excitement is raging! Please click HERE to go the Flying Kitty web page.


Christian apologist JP Holding's satires of atheism and various atheists and skeptics:


Atheists on YouTube providing comic relief:

Additional videos:

Miscellaneous:

The transitional animal the flying kitty?

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For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty? and The Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era

Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert were obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species and the flying dog species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. In addition, the time and the existence of the Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era is hotly disputed. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

Atheism and marriageability

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Atheist men, please see: Atheism and marriageability Avoid her mother's rolling pin! Convert or stay in the atheist closet forever.

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An atheist trying to stop Christianity

An atheist trying to stop the global rise of Christianity and the rapid rise in Christian internet evangelism. [1][2][3][4][5][6] [7][8]

Please see: An atheist trying to stop Christianity

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Links

see also: Internet evangelism

Atheism egress department


Click below to go to the Atheism egress department:

Atheism egress department


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Are you facing a quarrelsome atheist on the internet or in your personal life? Is there a militant atheist trying to push his atheism on you? Send them to the Atheism egress department!

The atheist and evolutionist helpline

Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Scienceblogger Chad Orzel described the commentators on PZ Myers' Scienceblogs.com site Pharyngula, and other Scienceblogs.com commentators, as "screechy monkeys". Take the screechy monkey self-test. There is hope and healing available for atheist and evolutionist screechy monkeys.

Please see: Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Another atheist pothead

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The atheist and evolutionist Carl Sagan was an avid marijuana smoker who claimed marijuana gave him scientific insights.[9] Sagan's atheism and avid marijuana smoking no doubt helped inspire Sagan's atheistic pseudoscience fantasy that evolution was a "fact".[10] The evolutionary position certainly has no real evidence in its favor and there is much evidence against it.

Please see: Another atheist pothead

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The atheist and evolutionist Carl Sagan was an avid marijuana smoker who claimed marijuana gave him scientific insights.[5] Sagan's atheism and avid marijuana smoking no doubt helped inspire Sagan's atheistic pseudoscience fantasy that evolution was a "fact".[6] The Barna Group found concerning atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality.[7]

The atheism and science blues

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For 40 plus years, atheism has performed miserably in debates relating to science. In addition, modern science was largely founded by Christians. Atheism is an intellectual hobo when it comes to science. Here is a song by John Lee Hooker for your listening enjoyment: Hobo Blues.

Please see: The atheism and science blues

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Humorous quotes on atheism and evolution

see also: Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution and Atheism Quotes and Causes of atheism

Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel

Logo for the shockofgod YouTube channel

See also: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism

  • I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.[11]
  • "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."[12]
  • "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."[13]
  • "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."[14]
  • "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."[16]
  • "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."[17]
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A question that causes many atheists to be upset

Because the atheist community is world renowned for its humility, charitableness, good cheer and tolerance (NOT!), Conservapedia created the article Atheism is a clown and it did not know it which contains a question that is quite upsetting to many atheists.

Who is the father of atheism ?

Jesus Christ founded Christianity, but who is the father of atheism? Atheism was such a colossal failure that apparently nobody wanted to take credit for being the father of atheism. 'Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan' says a proverb. And it is also quite telling that Charles Darwin was a closet atheist.

The popular Christian YouTube producer shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father.

Satires of evolution

see also: Satires of evolution

Below are some satires of evolution:

Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:

Ex-atheist testimonies

Videos on atheism

Atheism website resources

Watch a live or recorded Christian church service

Tips on choosing a Christian church

See also

Postscript

When atheist Paul Kurtz was removed from a leadership post of an organization he founded, he described the event as a "shattering blow".[18] Would John Wayne have done likewise? Never! At best, "The Duke" would have said, "It's only a flesh wound." The Bible believer Chuck Norris would have done the same. The sad and ugly truth is that this is yet another example of atheists having no backbone!

Please see: John Wayne vs. atheist Paul Kurtz
If Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would more Asian ladies finally believe Richard Dawkins had more yang than yin? [11][12][13][14]

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"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod [19] Please see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it

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You want proof and evidence that atheism is true? Nobody has ever asked for that at our atheist restaurant before. If you are seeking a full course meal of proof and evidence, I suggest going to the Christian restaurant down the street.

Please see the satire: Atheist restaurant

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It certainly appears as if atheists cannot point out a single factual error in Conservapedia's atheism article and Conservapedia's evolution article at the present time. In addition, at YouTube atheists have yet to provide proof and evidence that atheism is true. On the other hand, Christianity has boatloads of evidence to support it's true.
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Recently, the Huffington Post, the National Post, and a Christian apologist have featured articles calling Richard Dawkins a "clown". [15][16][17][18](photo obtained from Flickr, see: Creative commons license agreement)
Richard Dawkins in his intellectual bunny hole which unfortunately is his native habitat. Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?
The evolutionist and atheist Richard Dawkins definitely lacks machismo. An atheist telling himself that he has machismo can be found HERE "The wicked flee when no one is pursuing, But the righteous are bold as a lion." - Proverbs 28:1
An essay by the Christian apologist Dr. James Spiegel describes atheist Bertrand Russell as a "misogynistic and a serial adulterer; a chronic seducer of women, especially very young women, even in his old age."[20] Dr. Spiegel, stop sugarcoating atheist history and call a spade a spade! Please see: Atheism and morality
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A YouTube atheist trying to pwn Christian YouTube video producer and motorcyle aficionado shockofgod
Atheism

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For 40 plus years, atheism has performed miserably in debates relating to science. In addition, modern science was largely founded by Christians. Atheism is an intellectual hobo when it comes to science. Here is a song by John Lee Hooker for your listening enjoyment: Hobo Blues.

Please see: Atheism and science blues

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A fawning member of the liberal press claimed atheist Dr. Paul Kurtz is "as intellectually vibrant as ever" despite the fact that Dr. Kurtz failed to be shrewd enough to prevent his humbling ousting from his leadership position of an atheist group he founded.[21]

If Dr. Kurtz were to have spent more time reading the Bible and read more about atheist history, perhaps he would have realized that atheist are sinners prone to treachery and designed an organizational structure that would prevented him from being removed from his leadership position! Better yet, he would have abandoned atheism and become a Christian long ago. Dr. Paul Kurtz is smart, but he is not wise. Once again, the Bible is true and triumphant!
A dog after returning from his master's joyless atheist funeral. Atheists go to an eternal place of suffering and punishment after they die.

Please see: Atheist funeral

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A crack team of atheist special forces heads out on a secret mission to find a single factual error in the Conservapedia atheism article. As you can see, what separates atheist special forces from regular ideological soldiers is their speed and their ability to think logically and creatively under mental stress.

Recently, Richard Dawkins was decorated with the atheist medal of honor due to his great debating prowess and his intellectual courage and honesty.

Please see: Atheist special forces

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Shockofgod's challenge to atheists

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A flying kitty dinosaur

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