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If Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would more Asian ladies finally believe Richard Dawkins had more yang than yin? ^[1][2][3][4] The web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that Richard Dawkins' lady viewership is below average which is quite embarrassing to Richard Dawkins.^[5][6]

Please see: Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience

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Below are some humorous/satirical works on atheism and evolution:

Conservapedia satires of atheism:

• The atheist and evolutionist helpline
• Atheism is a clown and it did not know it
• Proof and evidence that atheism is true
• You obviously don't understand how science works....
• Attention atheists: Please get a life!
• Atheist doctor
• The transitional animal the flying kitty?
• This year's best atheist debaters
• Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?
• Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience
• Atheists' meetings
• As always, there is more work to be done
• Richard Dawkins in his native habitat
• Atheists say the darnedest things!
• An atheist trying to stop Christianity
• Another atheist pothead
• Atheist restaurant
• David vs. two atheist Goliaths
• Atheist holidays filled with goodwill, charitableness, and good cheer
• Richard Dawkins' intellectually starving atheist supporters
• The benefits of atheism
• Atheist funeral
• Essay: 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd
• The atheism and science blues
• Atheists frantically searching
• John Wayne vs. atheist Paul Kurtz
• Atheism egress department
• The super genius of atheism Dr. Paul Kurtz
• Great and inspiring art by atheists on atheism
• The Flying Kitty poses a few questions to atheist PZ Myers
• Atheist special forces
• A YouTube atheist trying to pwn Christian shockofgod
• Get your free atheism!
• Richard Dawkins vs. the Flying Kitty
• The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution

Other satires on atheism:

• Atheist missionaries
• You may be a fundamentalist atheist if....
• Atheism – Makes Perfect Sense!
• Atheist self worship
• Michael Shermer's pseudo skepticism

Satire on Vox Day's website:

• Satire of atheist Daniel Dennet
• Satire of Christopher Hitchens
• Satire of Richard Harris

Satires and criticism concerning Richard Dawkins:

• Send in the Clowns – Richard Dawkins Obliges
• Richard Dawkins, the Cowardly Clown
• Theme music for the Richard Dawkins Show
• Will William Lane Craig debate Richard Dawkins?
• Richard Dawkins Cowers Away from William Lane Craig - YouTube video

More instances of prominent atheists providing comic relief:

People are flocking to the Flying Kitty web page and the excitement is raging! Please click HERE to go the Flying Kitty web page.

• Richard Dawkins and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
• Press release concerning Michael Martin pulling out of Martin-Bahnsen debate

Christian apologist JP Holding's satires of atheism and various atheists and skeptics:

• Parody Central by JP Holding
• You may be a fundamentalist atheist if....
• Tektoonics by JP Holding

Video satires on atheism:

• National Atheism Day

Atheists on YouTube providing comic relief:

• 15 year old Christian boy demolishes the "argumentation" of two adult atheists in debate
• Shockofgod calls into Atheist Radio show - Hilarious! Part 1
• Shockofgod calls into Atheist Radio show - Hilarious! Part 2
• Ex-Atheist conquers atheist experience show exposing the madness of atheism
• Atheist runs from question on live radio and hangs up

Additional videos:

• The question that is causing atheists to abandon atheism
• Atheists emailing me saying they've left atheism for Jesus Christ
• Another person walks away from atheism

Miscellaneous:

• America's favorite atheist

The transitional animal the flying kitty?

For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty? and The Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era

Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert were obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species and the flying dog species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. In addition, the time and the existence of the Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era is hotly disputed. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

Atheism and marriageability

An atheist trying to stop Christianity

An atheist trying to stop the global rise of Christianity and the rapid rise in Christian internet evangelism. [1][2][3][4][5][6] [7][8]

Please see: An atheist trying to stop Christianity

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Links

• Evidence for Christianity
• Faith and Conflict: The Global Rise of Christianity by Pew Research Center
• Christianity taking over planet?
• Is Islam Really the Second-Fastest Growing Religion?
• The stunning growth of Christianity in China
• The African apostles: How Christianity exploded in 20th-century Africa
• Global Media Outreach evangelism statistics - Internet evangelism statistics for Global Media Outreach
• Christian organizations join forces to train disabled for Internet evangelism
• 2000 YEARS OF CHRISTIAN INCREASE

see also: Internet evangelism

Atheism egress department

Click below to go to the Atheism egress department:

Atheism egress department


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Are you facing a quarrelsome atheist on the internet or in your personal life? Is there a militant atheist trying to push his atheism on you? Send them to the Atheism egress department!

The atheist and evolutionist helpline

Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Scienceblogger Chad Orzel described the commentators on PZ Myers' Scienceblogs.com site Pharyngula, and other Scienceblogs.com commentators, as "screechy monkeys". Take the screechy monkey self-test. There is hope and healing available for atheist and evolutionist screechy monkeys.

Please see: Atheist and evolutionist helpline

Another atheist pothead

The atheist and evolutionist Carl Sagan was an avid marijuana smoker who claimed marijuana gave him scientific insights.^[7] Sagan's atheism and avid marijuana smoking no doubt helped inspire Sagan's atheistic pseudoscience fantasy that evolution was a "fact".^[8] The Barna Group found concerning atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality.^[9]

The atheism and science blues

Richard Dawkins vs. the Flying Kitty

People continue to flock to the Flying Kitty web page and the excitement is still raging! Richard Dawkins is quite jealous of the Flying Kitty who is adored and beloved by women worldwide. The web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that Richard Dawkins' lady viewership is below average which is quite embarrassing to Richard Dawkins.[11][12] No doubt the abrasivness of Richard Dawkins is a factor which makes Richard Dawkins less appealing to the women audience.

Humorous quotes on atheism and evolution

see also: Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution and Atheism Quotes and Causes of atheism

• "I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman^[10]
• "Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman." - Francis Thompson
• "How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook." — Source Unknown ^[11]
• "So called evolutionary 'science' is like sausages. If you want to continue to believe in evolution; it is better not to see how it is being made." - Anonymous (derived from a Otto von Bismarck quote)^[12]
• "American atheists are trying to sell Americans on going to the atheist restaurant, but Americans don't like the slop they are serving. Plus, atheist restaurants have a reputation for rats running under the tables and flies buzzing around the dining area. And to top it off, when patrons ask for the proof and evidence item on the atheism menu, the atheist waiter tells them they are all out of that." - Anonymous
• "The term 'strong atheism' is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. It reminds me of the term jumbo shrimp!" - Anonymous
• "The problem with so called 'weak atheists' is that they all too often conveniently forget to tell you how utterly weak the atheist position truly is. Christianity has the proof and evidence." - Anonymous

Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel

Logo for the shockofgod YouTube channel

See also: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism

• I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.^[13]

• "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."^[14]

• "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."^[15]

• "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."^[16]

• "You atheists, I love you, but it must feel very embarrassing to be involved in something where there is no proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct."^[17]

• "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."^[18]

• "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."^[19]

A question that causes many atheists to be upset

Because the atheist community is world renowned for its humility, charitableness, good cheer and tolerance (NOT!), Conservapedia created the article Atheism is a clown and it did not know it which contains a question that is quite upsetting to many atheists.

Who is the father of atheism ?

Jesus Christ founded Christianity, but who is the father of atheism? Atheism was such a colossal failure that apparently nobody wanted to take credit for being the father of atheism. 'Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan' says a proverb. And it is also quite telling that Charles Darwin was a closet atheist.

The popular Christian YouTube producer shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father.

Satires of evolution

see also: Satires of evolution

Below are some satires of evolution:

• The transitional animal the flying kitty?
• Accurate science?
• Atheism and science blues
• Ian Juby YouTube channel
• The Flying Kitty poses a few questions to atheist PZ Myers
• The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution
• You obviously don't understand how science works....
• As always, there is more work to be done
• The atheist and evolutionist helpline
• Does evolutionist Richard Dawkins have machismo?
• Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian woman audience
• The transitional animal the flying pig?
• The transitional species the flying dog?
• Please don't eat evolutionary speculation junk food
• Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates
• Evolutionist janitors
• The Tower of Evobabble
• Evolutionary timeline
• Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"
• The latest findings for evolution which are particularly powerful ...
• Evolution
• Darwin-Hitler and evolutionary racism
• The Darwin-Stalin connection
• Teaching evolution
• Monkey science
• Satire of atheist Daniel Dennet

Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:

• Evidence for Christianity

• AllAboutGod.com

• Free access to the Jesus film

• Free audio Bible and Bible audio streaming

• Repentance

Ex-atheist testimonies

• Ex-atheist testimonies of Christians

Videos on atheism

• Atheism videos

Atheism website resources

• Atheism website resources

Watch a live or recorded Christian church service

• Online Christian church service

• Live Christian church service calendar

Tips on choosing a Christian church

• Choosing A Christian Church

See also

• Atheism
• Evolution
• Essay: The question atheists fear
• Poe's law
• Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates
• Causes of atheism

Postscript

When atheist Paul Kurtz was removed from a leadership post of an organization he founded, he described the event as a "shattering blow".^[20] Would John Wayne have done likewise? Never! At best, "The Duke" would have said, "It's only a flesh wound." The Bible believer Chuck Norris would have done the same. The sad and ugly truth is that this is yet another example of atheists having no backbone!

If Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would more Asian ladies finally believe Richard Dawkins had more yang than yin? [13][14][15][16] (picture obtained Flickr, see License agreement)

The question that makes many atheist sad and upset: What proof and evidence can you provide that proves that atheism is accurate and correct? (photo obtained from Flickr, see: Creative commons license agreement)

"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod ^[21] Please see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it (photo obtained from Flickr, see: Creative commons license agreement)

Atheism and communism

Richard Dawkins in his intellectual bunny hole which unfortunately is his native habitat. Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

The evolutionist and atheist Richard Dawkins definitely lacks machismo. An atheist telling himself that he has machismo can be found HERE "The wicked flee when no one is pursuing, But the righteous are bold as a lion." - Proverbs 28:1

An essay by the Christian apologist Dr. James Spiegel describes atheist Bertrand Russell as a "misogynistic and a serial adulterer; a chronic seducer of women, especially very young women, even in his old age."^[22] Dr. Spiegel, stop sugarcoating atheist history and call a spade a spade! Please see: Atheism and morality

A ravenously hungry Richard Dawkins supporter begging Dawkins for proof and evidence that atheism is true, but the bowl remains empty.

Atheism

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You want proof and evidence that atheism is true? Nobody has ever asked for that at our atheist restaurant before. If you are seeking a full course meal of proof and evidence, I suggest going to the Christian restaurant down the street.

Please see the satire: Atheist restaurant

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Atheists frantically searching for proof and evidence that atheism is true.

Please see: Atheists frantically searching

A dog after returning from his master's joyless atheist funeral. Atheists go to an eternal place of suffering and punishment after they die.

Please see: Atheist funeral

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A crack team of atheist special forces heads out on a secret mission to find a single factual error in the Conservapedia atheism article. As you can see, what separates atheist special forces from regular ideological soldiers is their speed and their ability to think logically and creatively under mental stress.

Recently, Richard Dawkins was decorated with the atheist medal of honor due to his great debating prowess and his intellectual courage and honesty.

Please see: Atheist special forces

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Shockofgod's challenge to atheists

A flying kitty dinosaur

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