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*[[Moby]] adds to the first paragraph of [[Christmas]]: Christmas is a Christian holiday which celebrates the recieving of presents, and sex with an attractive lady dressed as one of "santa's little helpers". Christmas is typically celebrated on December 25th, with the annual hangover of December 26th. The word Christmas comes from a quote from Moses when he said "Jesus 'christ, mass' orgy or what?"
 
*[[Moby]] adds to the first paragraph of [[Christmas]]: Christmas is a Christian holiday which celebrates the recieving of presents, and sex with an attractive lady dressed as one of "santa's little helpers". Christmas is typically celebrated on December 25th, with the annual hangover of December 26th. The word Christmas comes from a quote from Moses when he said "Jesus 'christ, mass' orgy or what?"
  
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*FernoKlump on Aschlafly's talk page:
  
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:::::"Aschlafly" (Another absurd name. I mean YIKES! At least FernoKlump isn't my real name) go f*<!-- YOU ARE A D*CK -->ck yourself, you moron. You are an idiot if you think you can trust TK with Sysop powers over Human with editing powers. Have you forgotten about this already?
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  + :::::It is clear to everyone but you that TK is out to destroy this website. Yet you continue to keep him and other malicious people, like Bugler, around.
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  + :::::And above all, you really are nothing more than a bully. You were born into a rich family, had endless opportunities, and graduated from Harvard. Yet the best thing you could do with your life is teach homeschooled kids (who either really suck at history or have a crappy teacher; I suspect the latter) and  start Conservapedia, which btw I'm sure you know is the biggest laughing stock on the internet. You go back to writing your Obama article, I'm sure its a great outlet for the frustration and jealously you feel for seeing someone who started out with so little become so successful. 
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  + :::::Your politics are a joke. I mean, do you actually have an intellectual argument for ANY of your positions? You blindly adhere to any and all conservative positions. I guess its cuz Mommy said so, huh?
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  + :::::And finally, to TK, You are a fuc<!-- YOU ARE A D*CK -->k*ng liar and leave my email the fu<!-- YOU ARE A DICK -->ck alone.
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  + :::::I'm done helping a wiki that was no appreciation for its editors. Your Truly, '''[[user:FernoKlump|<font color="#000066" >FernoKlump</font>]]'''<sup>[[User:FernoKlump/petition|<font color="#bd2433" >Mr. Schlafly! Look at this petition!]]</font></sup> 10:04, 19 December 2008 (EST)
  
  

Revision as of 15:19, 4 January 2009

This is for now an essay showing some of the best examples of moronic and liberal vandalism. We all hear about vandalism, but how many of us, or how many visitors, have actually seen it? Now, you will see a list showing the user and the vandalism they "contributed." Mild language may be included, but at least the vowels will be censored for now.

Specific Examples

  • NumaL writes in this very article: The Message: be alert for parody vandals like Bugler and MexMax, who may often be indistinguishable from Andy Schlafly, and appear to have the weight of site authority behind them. Because the site administration can't tell the difference between parody and their wonky belief system, only YOU can prevent parodists!
  • Testament9 enlightens our entry on Pope by inserting: STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, OCTOPUSS. B*STARD!!!!
  • UberChristian turns the atheism article to: "Atheism is the philosophy of individuals who don't require an invisible man in the sky to direct their lives."
  • An unknown user wrote this article titled "Liberal parodist": Anyone who is smarter than Mr. Schlafly.
  • They sure have some great content for Creationism. N0izeterrorist adds: This is actually all fckin' rubbish. If you believe this crap, you need your brain checked. SCIENCE: IT WORKS, B1TCHES!
  • Creationism again! Grammer reminds us that Creationism is: A pseudo-theory which has no evidence to support it, but is still endorsed by butthurt Christians who are pissed because they can't prove evolution wrong.
  • Boogerman adds to homosexuality: Homosexuality is a sexual attraction between members of the same sex. It is approved by the Bible as an egregiously cool act. Also Jesus himself enjoyed a good homosexual orgy now and then. Of course, this can only be found in the Bible: Uncut. You know, the proper bible. (I am sorry this one is vulgar but it is a prime example)
  • Cwlhandluc tells us (and how could we forget?) that: The bible is rubbish its an absolute lie!
  • ILoveJesus8888 replaces the Islam article with: STOP BEING SUCH NARROW-MINDED, ETHNOCENTRIC, DOUCHE-BAGS, CONSERVAPEDIA. (That's the most Christ-loving person I've seen in a while!)
  • Another Islam addition: islam>jews>catholics. Also jews did wtc
  • Moby adds to the first paragraph of Christmas: Christmas is a Christian holiday which celebrates the recieving of presents, and sex with an attractive lady dressed as one of "santa's little helpers". Christmas is typically celebrated on December 25th, with the annual hangover of December 26th. The word Christmas comes from a quote from Moses when he said "Jesus 'christ, mass' orgy or what?"
  • FernoKlump on Aschlafly's talk page:
"Aschlafly" (Another absurd name. I mean YIKES! At least FernoKlump isn't my real name) go f*ck yourself, you moron. You are an idiot if you think you can trust TK with Sysop powers over Human with editing powers. Have you forgotten about this already?
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 + :::::It is clear to everyone but you that TK is out to destroy this website. Yet you continue to keep him and other malicious people, like Bugler, around. 
 + :::::And above all, you really are nothing more than a bully. You were born into a rich family, had endless opportunities, and graduated from Harvard. Yet the best thing you could do with your life is teach homeschooled kids (who either really suck at history or have a crappy teacher; I suspect the latter) and  start Conservapedia, which btw I'm sure you know is the biggest laughing stock on the internet. You go back to writing your Obama article, I'm sure its a great outlet for the frustration and jealously you feel for seeing someone who started out with so little become so successful.  
 + :::::Your politics are a joke. I mean, do you actually have an intellectual argument for ANY of your positions? You blindly adhere to any and all conservative positions. I guess its cuz Mommy said so, huh? 
 + :::::And finally, to TK, You are a fuck*ng liar and leave my email the fuck alone. 
 + :::::I'm done helping a wiki that was no appreciation for its editors. Your Truly, FernoKlumpMr. Schlafly! Look at this petition! 10:04, 19 December 2008 (EST)