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5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up [[Essay: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it|shockofgod's question]].
 
5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up [[Essay: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it|shockofgod's question]].
  
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6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your [[YouTube]] atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. You also tell yourself now that you don't have spend time with your ex-girlfriend, you can now watch more anime. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.
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6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your [[YouTube]] atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. You also tell yourself now that you don't have spend time with your ex-girlfriend, you can now watch more anime and spend more time editing [[Wikipedia]] with your atheist online friends. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.
  
 
7. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites.  You do this because you are mad at [[Conservapedia]] for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies [[Alexa]] and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women]]).
 
7. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites.  You do this because you are mad at [[Conservapedia]] for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies [[Alexa]] and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women]]).

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Below is more evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds! An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1] For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women and Atheism and marriageability

10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd

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The white, evolutionist, atheist, nerd Carl Sagan, who was divorced two times, was an avid marijuana smoker who claimed marijuana gave him scientific insights.[2] Sagan's atheism and avid pot smoking no doubt helped inspire Sagan's atheistic pseudoscience fantasy that evolution was a "fact".[3]

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1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus (Please see: The atheist and evolutionist helpline).

2. You own more pocket protectors than shirts.

3. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy.

4. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: Atheism and deception).

5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up shockofgod's question.

6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your YouTube atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. You also tell yourself now that you don't have spend time with your ex-girlfriend, you can now watch more anime and spend more time editing Wikipedia with your atheist online friends. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.

7. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites. You do this because you are mad at Conservapedia for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women).

8. You think Richard Dawkins has machismo or try to debate Conservapedians on the true definition of the word machismo despite the definitions the Merriam Webster dictionary offers.

9. American atheists are significantly less likely to get married than the general population.[1] When you had problems finding a wife, you refused to consider the possibility that you could be the problem and instead blamed it on womankind.

10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a Star Trek USB Communicator that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via Skype and IM programs.[2]

Attention male atheists! Nerds obviously have a significantly less likelihood of marrying. Lo and behold, as noted earlier, American atheists are significantly less likely to get married than the general population.[3] Click HERE to read more about lonely atheist male nerds. Also, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women and Atheism and marriageability

Important addendum! If you are an atheist male and you carefully examined the 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd and told yourself: "I didn't match any of them therefore I am not an atheist nerd and atheists are not more prone to being nerds", that is a clear and strong warning sign you are an atheist nerd! Only atheists who are nerds take atheist nerd tests! Real men don't take atheist nerd tests! They are too busy making a difference in the world. If you are an atheist and you took this test, please see: The atheist and evolutionist helpline

Shocking film documentary on white, socially challenged, atheist nerds ?

Stephen Hawking, who has been divorced two times, is an atheist. The white, atheist, nerd Richard Dawkins has also been divorced two times.

As noted above, an atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[4]

Below is a shocking film documentary on white, socially challenged, atheist nerds?

Film documentary on white, socially challenged, atheist nerds? (click link)

Excerpts from the song White and Nerdy

"All of my action figures are Cherry, Stephen Hawking's in my library....

They were havin' a sale down at The Gap, Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap...

I edit Wikipedia...I'm nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream...

They see me strollin', they're laughin' And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so White and nerdy". - White and Nerdy, Weird Al Yankovic[4]


Attention atheists: The White and Nerdy, Weird Al Yankovic video featured: a reference to Stephen Hawking, a Carl Sagan shirt and a picture of Bill Gates. These men are all known for their atheism and clearly they are all known for being nerds (Hawking, Sagan, and Gates). Plus, the video mentions Wikipedia - a wiki that was founded by two atheists. Do you think Weird Al Yankovic recognizes the fact that the Western atheist community has an abundance of nerds in their midst?

Racial minority population views' of the white, male, atheist nerds Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris

For more information please see: Racial demographics of the Richard Dawkins' audience

According to the web traffic tracking firm Quantcast, the following racial groups have below average interest in the website richarddawkins.net: Asians, Hispanics, and African Americans.[5] In addition, according to the web traffic tracking firm Quantcast, the following racial groups have below average interest in the website samharris.org: Asians, Hispanics, and African Americans.[6] This data combined with the aforementioned data, suggest that the New Atheist movement (which appears to largely appeal to white, male, atheist nerds) is significantly less appealing to racial minorities.

Bill Gates

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Bill Gates Interview with Time Magazine. Is Bill Gates a white, atheist nerd? You decide!

Bill Gates January 13, 1996 Interview with Time Magazine reporter Walter Isaacson:

Time Magazine reporter Walter Isaacson: Right? Isn't there something special, perhaps even divine, about the human soul?

His face suddenly becomes expressionless, his squeaky voice turns toneless, and he folds his arms across his belly and vigorously rocks back and forth in a mannerism that has become so mimicked at Microsoft that a meeting there can resemble a round table of ecstatic rabbis. Finally, as if from an automaton, comes the answer: "I don't have any evidence on that." Rock, rock, rock. "I don't have any evidence on that."[7]

Women's views of the atheists Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris

According to the website tracking firms Alexa and Quantcast women frequent the website of Samharris.org and richarddawkins.net significantly less than men.[8][9][10][11] Apparently, women are not particularly interested in the words of white, atheist, male nerds. Perhaps, this partly explains the two divorces of Richard Dawkins, although certainly his abrasiveness no doubt was the dominant factor (please see: Women's views of Richard Dawkins and Atheism and marriageability ).

Danger signs you might be an atheist nerd

Help me! I am an atheist nerd!


Click link below to overcome atheistic nerdiness:

Overcoming atheistic nerdiness


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Video of modern day duel between two atheist nerds? Decide for yourself!

Postscript

Survey data and website tracking data of prominent atheists' websites indicate that in the Western World, atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women.[12][13][14] The atheist PZ Myers, who is featured in the picture above giving a presentation, recently commented that atheists' meetings tend to be significantly more attended by males.[15]

With the above in mind, does this video feature an atheist man with a robust mustache at an atheists' meeting? It certainly does not appear to! Click HERE to see the video and decide for yourself!

Bonus question: Including PZ Myers, how many atheist nerds are in the picture above?

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Definitely a nerd, yet too logical to be an atheist. The only indications that Spock may have been an atheist is that he was a famous, white, nerd who had lady problems.[16] As noted above, the famous, white, atheist nerds Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking and Richard Dawkins experienced two divorces.

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Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: "Get a life!" VIDEO

It is time to abandon your atheist fantasy land - evolution and abiogenesis are atheist science fiction tales pretending to be science. God's creation testifies to His existence.

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Are you an atheist who took the atheist nerd test? If so, you were caught red handed being an atheist nerd. Only atheists who are nerds take atheist nerd tests! Real men don't take atheist nerd tests! They are too busy making a difference in the world. If you are an atheist and you took the atheist nerd test, please see: The atheist and evolutionist helpline

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See also

Evolutionary racism of Adolf Hitler and Charles Darwin - commentary by the Richard Dawkins

The evolutionary racist Adolf Hitler wrote in Mein Kampf: "If nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such cases all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile."[17] The evolutionist and atheist Charles Darwin was also an evolutionary racist.[18][19]
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The evolutionist and atheist Richard Dawkins said in an interview: “What’s to prevent us from saying Hitler wasn’t right? I mean, that is a genuinely difficult question..."[20] Please see: Richard Dawkins' comment concerning Adolf Hitler
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In a letter to Asa Gray, the evolutionist and atheist Charles Darwin confided: "...I am quite conscious that my speculations run quite beyond the bounds of true science."[21]



Evolutionary racism of Charles Darwin

For more information please see: Social effects of the theory of evolution

The evolutionist and atheist Charles Darwin wrote in his work The Descent of Man and Selection in Relation to Sex:

“ At some future period not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilised races of man will almost certainly exterminate and replace the savage races throughout the world. At the same time the anthropomorphous apes...will no doubt be exterminated. The break between man and his nearest Allies will then be wider, for it will intervene between man in a more civilised state, as we may hope, even than the Caucasian, and some ape as low as the baboon, instead of as now between the Negro or Australian and the gorilla.[22][23] ”

See also: The religious views of Charles Darwin

External link

References

  1. ↑ http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html
  2. ↑ http://cosmologytalk.tribe.net/thread/7e25b81c-2529-44c6-b388-f926c2475e6a
  3. ↑ http://www.creationdefense.org/57.htm
  4. ↑ http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html
  5. ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/richarddawkins.net#demographics
  6. ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/samharris.org
  7. ↑ http://www.time.com/time/gates/gates2.html
  8. ↑ http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/samharris.org
  9. ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/samharris.org
  10. ↑ http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/richarddawkins.net
  11. ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/richarddawkins.net#demographics
  12. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  13. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  14. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  15. ↑ http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/the_woman_problem.php
  16. ↑ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708416/
  17. ↑ http://www.billmuehlenberg.com/2008/09/15/a-church-apology-to-darwin/
  18. ↑ http://www.aim.org/wls/90/
  19. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Charles_Darwin#Religious_Views_of_Charles_Darwin
  20. ↑ http://byfaithonline.com/page/in-the-world/richard-dawkins-the-atheist-evangelist
  21. ↑ http://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/entry-2109
  22. ↑ http://www.aim.org/wls/90/
  23. ↑ The Descent of Man, chapter VI
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