Essay: 10 telltale signs you are an atheist nerd

Below is more evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds! An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..." For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women and Atheism and marriageability

10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd

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The atheist,evolutionist and nerd Carl Sagan was an avid marijuana smoker who claimed marijuana gave him scientific insights. Sagan's atheism and avid pot smoking no doubt helped inspire Sagan's atheistic pseudoscience fantasy that evolution was a "fact".

(picture obtained from Wikimedia commons, Public domain picture)

1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus (Please see: The atheist and evolutionist helpline).

2. You own more pocket protectors than shirts.

3. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy.

4. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites. You do this because you are mad at Conservapedia for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women).

5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up shockofgod's question.

6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your YouTube atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.

7. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: Atheism and deception).

8. You think Richard Dawkins has machismo or try to debate Conservapedians on the true definition of the word machismo despite the definitions the Merriam Webster dictionary offers.

9. You twitched your nose a lot at the last Richard Dawkins fan club meeting.[1]

10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a Star Trek USB Communicator that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via Skype and IM programs.[2]

Danger signs you might be an atheist nerd

• 20 signs you might be a nerd!
• Top 10: Signs You Might Be A Nerd
• You bear a striking resemblance to this man
• This is how you normally dress for work

See also

• Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
• Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women
• Atheism and marriageability
• Evidence for Christianity
• Atheism
• Militant atheism
• Atheists say the darnedest things!