Essay: 10 telltale signs you are an atheist nerd
Below is more evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds! An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1] For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women and Atheism and marriageability
Contents
- 1 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd
- 2 Shocking film documentary on white, socially challenged, atheist nerds ?
- 3 Racial minority population views' of the white, atheist, nerds Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris
- 4 Danger signs you might be an atheist nerd
- 5 Help me! I am an atheist nerd!
- 6 Video of modern day duel between two atheist nerds? Decide for yourself!
- 7 Postscript
- 8 See also
- 9 Evolutionary racism of Adolf Hitler and Charles Darwin - commentary by the Richard Dawkins
- 10 External link
- 11 References
10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd
1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus (Please see: The atheist and evolutionist helpline).
2. You own more pocket protectors than shirts.
3. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy.
4. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: Atheism and deception).
5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up shockofgod's question.
6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your YouTube atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.
7. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites. You do this because you are mad at Conservapedia for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women).
8. You think Richard Dawkins has machismo or try to debate Conservapedians on the true definition of the word machismo despite the definitions the Merriam Webster dictionary offers.
9. You twitched your nose a lot at the last Richard Dawkins fan club meeting.[1]
10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a Star Trek USB Communicator that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via Skype and IM programs.[2]
Attention male atheists! Nerds obviously have a significantly less likelihood of marrying. Lo and behold, American atheists are significantly less likely to get married than the general population.[3] Click HERE to read more about lonely atheist male nerds.
Important addendum! If you carefully examined the 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd and told yourself: "I didn't match any of them therefore I am not an atheist nerd and atheists are not more prone to being nerds", that is a clear and strong warning sign you are an atheist nerd! For more information, please see The atheist and evolutionist helpline
Shocking film documentary on white, socially challenged, atheist nerds ?
As noted above, an atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[4]
Below is a shocking film documentary on white, socially challenged, atheist nerds?
Film documentary on white, socially challenged, atheist nerds? (click link)
Excerpts from the song White and Nerdy
"All of my action figures are Cherry, Stephen Hawking's in my library....
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap, Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap...
I edit Wikipedia...I'm nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream...
They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy". - White and Nerdy, Weird Al Yankovic[4]
Racial minority population views' of the white, atheist, nerds Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris
For more information please see: Racial demographics of the Richard Dawkins' audience
According to the web traffic tracking firm Quantcast, the following racial groups have below average interest in the website richarddawkins.net: Asians, Hispanics, and African Americans.[5] In addition, according to the web traffic tracking firm Quantcast, the following racial groups have below average interest in the website samharris.org: Asians, Hispanics, and African Americans.[6] This data combined with the aforementioned data, suggest that the New Atheist movement (which appears to largely appeal to white, male, atheist nerds) is significantly less appealing to racial minorities.
Danger signs you might be an atheist nerd
- 20 signs you might be a nerd!
- Top 10: Signs You Might Be A Nerd
- You bear a striking resemblance to this man
- This is how you normally dress for work
Help me! I am an atheist nerd!
Video of modern day duel between two atheist nerds? Decide for yourself!
Postscript
See also
- Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
- Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
- Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?
- Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women
- Atheism and marriageability
- Evidence for Christianity
- Atheism
- Militant atheism
- Atheists say the darnedest things!
- Attention atheists: Please get a life!
Evolutionary racism of Adolf Hitler and Charles Darwin - commentary by the Richard Dawkins
External link
- 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an Atheist Nerd - YouTube video by shockofgod
References
- ↑ http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html
- ↑ http://cosmologytalk.tribe.net/thread/7e25b81c-2529-44c6-b388-f926c2475e6a
- ↑ http://www.creationdefense.org/57.htm
- ↑ http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html
- ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/richarddawkins.net#demographics
- ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/samharris.org
- ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
- ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
- ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
- ↑ http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/the_woman_problem.php
- ↑ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708416/
- ↑ http://www.billmuehlenberg.com/2008/09/15/a-church-apology-to-darwin/
- ↑ http://www.aim.org/wls/90/
- ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Charles_Darwin#Religious_Views_of_Charles_Darwin
- ↑ http://byfaithonline.com/page/in-the-world/richard-dawkins-the-atheist-evangelist