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*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/aug/26/doctors-religious-beliefs-terminally-ill Atheist doctors 'more likely to hasten death']
 
*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/aug/26/doctors-religious-beliefs-terminally-ill Atheist doctors 'more likely to hasten death']
 
</ref>  Hello, I am your atheist doctor.  Take two [[cyanide]] pills and call me in the morning.]]
 
</ref>  Hello, I am your atheist doctor.  Take two [[cyanide]] pills and call me in the morning.]]
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'''Atheist doctor:''' Well, upon further deliberation, I think you should fight this condition with every fiber of your being. And if I were you, I would also call your friends and family and ask if they would loan you some money so you can pay your medical bills.  
 
'''Atheist doctor:''' Well, upon further deliberation, I think you should fight this condition with every fiber of your being. And if I were you, I would also call your friends and family and ask if they would loan you some money so you can pay your medical bills.  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
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*[[Atheist doctors]]
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*[[Atheism and medicine]]
 
*[[Atheism and uncharitableness]]
 
*[[Atheism and uncharitableness]]
 
*[[Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian]]
 
*[[Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian]]
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*[[Essay: Comforting atheist quotes about death|Comforting atheist quotes about death]]
 
*[[Essay: Comforting atheist quotes about death|Comforting atheist quotes about death]]
  
*[[Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution|Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution|]
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*[[Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution|Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]]
  
 
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Latest revision as of 05:42, July 27, 2022

Atheist doctors are more likely to hasten death.[1] Hello, I am your atheist doctor. Take two cyanide pills and call me in the morning.

Atheist doctor: I think it is time we ended your life now.

Patient: Doctor, I have no health insurance. If I die now, I will never be able to pay you back.

Atheist doctor: Well, upon further deliberation, I think you should fight this condition with every fiber of your being. And if I were you, I would also call your friends and family and ask if they would loan you some money so you can pay your medical bills.

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