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[[File:Atheist doctor.jpg|thumbnail|center|250px|[[Atheist]] doctors are more likely to hasten death.<ref>http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/aug/26/doctors-religious-beliefs-terminally-ill</ref>  Hello, I am your atheist doctor.  Take two [[cyanide]] pills and call me in the morning.
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[[File:Atheist doctor.jpg|thumbnail|center|400px|[[Atheist]] doctors are more likely to hasten death.<ref>
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*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/aug/26/doctors-religious-beliefs-terminally-ill Atheist doctors 'more likely to hasten death']
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</ref>  Hello, I am your atheist doctor.  Take two [[cyanide]] pills and call me in the morning.]]
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'''Atheist doctor:'''  I think it is time we ended your life now.
 
'''Atheist doctor:'''  I think it is time we ended your life now.
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'''Patient:''' Doctor, I have no health insurance.  If I die now, I will never be able to pay you back.
 
'''Patient:''' Doctor, I have no health insurance.  If I die now, I will never be able to pay you back.
  
'''Atheist doctor:''' Well, upon further deliberation, I think you should fight this condition with every fibre of your being. And if I were you, I would also call my friends and family and ask if they would loan me some money.
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'''Atheist doctor:''' Well, upon further deliberation, I think you should fight this condition with every fiber of your being. And if I were you, I would also call your friends and family and ask if they would loan you some money so you can pay your medical bills.  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
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*[[Atheist doctors]]
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*[[Atheism and medicine]]
 
*[[Atheism and uncharitableness]]
 
*[[Atheism and uncharitableness]]
 
*[[Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian]]
 
*[[Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian]]
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*[[Christian apologetics|Evidence for Christianity]]
 
*[[Atheism and morality]]
 
*[[Atheism and morality]]
 
*[[Atheism]]
 
*[[Atheism]]
*[[Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] (<big>'''large collection'''</big> of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
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Humor:
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*[[Essay: Comforting atheist quotes about death|Comforting atheist quotes about death]]
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*[[Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution|Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]]
  
 
== External links ==
 
== External links ==
  
 
*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/aug/26/doctors-religious-beliefs-terminally-ill Atheist doctors more likely to hasten death]
 
*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/aug/26/doctors-religious-beliefs-terminally-ill Atheist doctors more likely to hasten death]
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*[http://pjsaunders.blogspot.com/2011/03/new-study-shows-that-uk-doctors.html New study shows that UK doctors consistently oppose euthanasia and assisted suicide and Washington report raises further concerns about abuse]
  
 
== Notes ==
 
== Notes ==

Latest revision as of 05:42, July 27, 2022

Atheist doctors are more likely to hasten death.[1] Hello, I am your atheist doctor. Take two cyanide pills and call me in the morning.

Atheist doctor: I think it is time we ended your life now.

Patient: Doctor, I have no health insurance. If I die now, I will never be able to pay you back.

Atheist doctor: Well, upon further deliberation, I think you should fight this condition with every fiber of your being. And if I were you, I would also call your friends and family and ask if they would loan you some money so you can pay your medical bills.

See also

Humor:

External links

Notes