Essay: Atheists' defeats comedy and satire

Christian children reading Conservapedia's Decline of the atheist movement article. The thrill of Christian victory and the agony of atheist defeat!

Numerous atheists have declared that the "atheist movement is dead" or that it is dying.^[1] See also: Morale of the atheist movement

Have you read Conservapedia's Future of Christianity and Growth of evangelical Christianity articles?

Below are some comedies and satires about the decline of the influence of the atheist worldview in the modern world.

• Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited
• July 2, 2011: The day the atheism movement died on the information superhighway
• The thrill of religious America victory and the agony of godless UK defeat. America is exceptional! The UK is not!
• Atheist PZ Myers: "I despair over atheism as I watch it burn...".
• An atheist trying to stop Christianity
• Militants atheists, start panicking now
• Atheism: A house divided and in global decline
• Unlike Napoléon Bonaparte, Richard Dawkins failed to take his Waterloo like a man
• BullyGate: RationalWiki Administrator and RationalWiki Media Foundation board member DuceMoosolini left RationalWiki due to the public shame of being bullied by the female, RationalWiki Moderator Techpriest
• Richard Dawkins is conquered and muzzled by women
• The atheist movement is disintegrating
• Another atheist activist bites the dust
• The thrill of Christian victory and the agony of atheist defeat
• New atheists and Hiroo Onada
• Two prominent atheists fly the flags of surrender
• 2020 was a very bad year for atheism. VERY, VERY BAD. HORRIBLE
• The atheist movement has fallen and it can't get up
• I tango and cha-cha-cha on the grave of the atheist movement. Olé! Olé! Olé!
• Dancing on the grave of the atheist movement
• Atheists want an atheist hero song

• Atheists Admit Defeat - Video

See also: Atheism and groupthink

"Where have all the prominent atheists gone? And where are all the Richards Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light. He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon. And he's gotta be larger than life. I'm holding out for A hero.

Please see: Former new atheist hero Richard Dawkins was much smited by God Amighty

For additional information, please see: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited

The Elevatorgate controversy and Richard Dawkins' commentary about Muslims has generated bad press and public relations problems for Dawkins.

• Christianity and its margin of victory over atheism
• Why the atheist movement is a lost cause

See also: The SS SJW Atheism ship is going down! China's atheist, leftist leaders censor feminist groups after drop in marriage and birth rate. Et tu, country with the most atheists in the world? Also, bad news for secular, leftist Europeans and Americans

The SS SJW Atheism going down in the 21st century.

Despite the world and Europe adding more and more evangelical Christians, Pentecostalists, Muslims, and right-wing populists, the crew of SS SJW Atheism ship continued to deny their ship was going down as it disappeared under the sea.

Their last words were "In a world of globalization, Europe will NOT become desecularized. Stop talking about the religious immigrants to Europe and the concurrent growth of right-wing populists in Europe."

And as their ship was going down, they saw a European Muslim beheading a history teacher in public.^[2] But before they could say, "Not all Muslims are militant Muslims and terrorists", they and their ship were completely submerged under the sea.

• User:Conservative's essays

• Desecularization
• Postsecularism

Humor:

• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution
• Militant atheism and short man's syndrome

1. ↑
   • The “Atheism Movement:” Dead or Alive?, Freethought Blogs
   
   
   
   • Atheist activist Seth Andrews keeps seeing reports on social media and the media that the atheist movement is dying, Examining Atheism
   • Atheist Aron Ra indicates the atheist movement is dead. Now that that Aron Ra has surrendered...., Examining Atheism
   • The Day the Atheist Movement Died by Jack Vance at Atheist Revolution
   • Jennifer McCreight on Twitter about the Elevatorgate scandal destroying the atheist movement, Jen McCreight, Twitter
2. ↑ France shutters mosque in Paris after teacher's beheading